We’re Cooked

8 - The Oscars and Ant Smuggling Rings

Thu, 19 Mar 2026 08:20:00 GMT

In this episode we talk about the Oscars, a Firefly revival, Buffy reboot cancellation, Trump being a time traveler, and more!

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7 - Florida Man Builds City For Dolphins

Tue, 17 Mar 2026 22:12:23 GMT

In this episode, we talk about a (definitely true) story about a man being kidnapped by dolphins to build them an underwater city, The Batman 2 rumors, a man attempting to rob with only Google Translate, and more!

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6 - Attack Of The Clones

Fri, 06 Mar 2026 09:20:00 GMT

in this episode, we talk about the clone of Jim Carrey, NFL kidnappings, Florida prophets, Jonathon Majors’ attempted comeback, and more!

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5 - Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

Fri, 27 Feb 2026 09:20:00 GMT

In this episode, we talk about Scary Movie 6 plot details, Kid Rock’s $5,000 tickets, missing mothers, and more!

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4 - Elderly Fight Club

Fri, 20 Feb 2026 09:00:00 GMT

In this episode Luke and Jake talk about haywire chat bots, the oldest fight club, methed out Home Alone, and more!

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3 - Oops All Conspiracies

Fri, 13 Feb 2026 10:00:00 GMT

In this episode Luke & Jake talk about murderers doing taxes, funeral directors arrested, the latest celebrity deaths, and more!

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2 - Lottery Kingpins

Fri, 06 Feb 2026 07:45:00 GMT

In this episode, we talk about lottery winners becoming drug kingpins, drug fueled pilots, rich beggars, and more!

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1 - Russian Mummies

Fri, 30 Jan 2026 09:20:00 GMT

In this episode, Luke & Jake talk about stuff!

28 Days Later (Free Patreon)

Tue, 24 Feb 2026 09:20:00 GMT

For our first Cooked Cinema we are covering 2002’s 28 Days Later!

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