Turntales

Ep. 0 - The Friend Discount

Thu, 28 Aug 2025 04:29:53 GMT

Our heroes and our players find their footing as they embark on their perilous journey against fate.

Content warning:

We swear and talk about body parts sometimes!

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Thanks to Chris for our amazing cover art

Thanks to Chandler for our delightful theme

Thank you to all our friends and family who have supported us along the way!

Extra music and sfx by SyrinScape.com

Talktales - Ep. 1

Mon, 01 Sep 2025 07:05:58 GMT

Our first Commentary! Editing a show like this takes a lot of my free time, so we are on a bi-weekly schedule. I plan to fill the off weeks with side content, such as this! In this episode, we discuss our thoughts about the project since starting 9 months ago!

Content warning:

We swear and talk about body parts sometimes!

Support the show on Patreon.

Thanks to Chris for our amazing cover art

Thanks to Chandler for our delightful theme

Thank you to all our friends and family who have supported us along the way!

Extra music and sfx by SyrinScape.com

Ep. 1 - Have You Always Looked Like This?

Mon, 01 Sep 2025 07:06:02 GMT

Our "heroes" paths have finally crossed, but can Blink keep the wayward crew together?

Content warning:

We swear and talk about body parts sometimes!

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Support the show on Patreon.

Thanks to Chris for our amazing cover art

Thanks to Chandler for our delightful theme

Thank you to all our friends and family who have supported us along the way!

Extra music and sfx by SyrinScape.com

Ep. 2 - Leg Day

Mon, 15 Sep 2025 07:10:16 GMT

The guard in Kresh goes on high alert, Blink brings some people back to his place, and the gang meets The Oracle.

Content warning:

We swear and talk about body parts sometimes!

Support the show on Patreon.

Thanks to Chris for our amazing cover art

Thanks to Chandler for our delightful theme

Thank you to all our friends and family who have supported us along the way!

Extra music and sfx by SyrinScape.com

Ep. 3 - That Equals Jeffery?

Mon, 29 Sep 2025 08:29:51 GMT

Qrs charms a cop. The "Alley Boys" mourn a friend. The heroes plan a crime no one asked them to do, and commit a few extras along the way. Ya know, for fun.

Content warning:

We swear and talk about body parts sometimes!

Support the show on Patreon.

Thanks to Chris for our amazing cover art

Thanks to Chandler for our delightful theme

Thank you to all our friends and family who have supported us along the way!

Extra music and sfx by SyrinScape.com

Ep. 4 - I Would Bet on Box 11

Mon, 13 Oct 2025 08:40:29 GMT

Blink makes a swap. Our heroes trade treasure for enemies. Someone ends up dead.

Jon Hamm.

Content warning:

We swear and talk about body parts sometimes!

Support the show on Patreon.

Thanks to Chris for our amazing cover art

Thanks to Chandler for our delightful theme

Thank you to all our friends and family who have supported us along the way!

Extra music and sfx by SyrinScape.com

Ep. 5 - Ancient Alchemy

Mon, 27 Oct 2025 06:34:32 GMT

Part two of our heist! Will they make it out with the lens? Will anyone notice? Does Blink ever find true love?! We answer some of these.

Ep. 6 - The Voice of the People

Mon, 10 Nov 2025 20:36:30 GMT

Fresh off a daring heist at the city’s high-stakes auction, our party gets not time to celebrate before their newly stolen prize vanishes. Their search leads them beneath the gloomy streets of the Shades, where whispers of the infamous fight pits promise blood, glory, gold and maybe even some answers.

Ep. 7 - Only If She Asks

Mon, 24 Nov 2025 20:58:45 GMT

Beobi is forced into secrecy.

Keela is hunting for a killer party.

Blink meets Daddy.

Qrs goes gambling.

Veyne kills a guy.

Buckle up, it's a long one.

Ep. 8 - The Sonic Allegations

Mon, 08 Dec 2025 07:17:07 GMT

Our gang of "heroes" finds themselves in combat with something truly wretched.

It's a goop or be gooped world out there, stay safe.

Ep. 9 - Leave it in the Library

Mon, 22 Dec 2025 07:01:00 GMT

Our unlikely heroes stumble into a magical library teeming with precious information.

Qrs does some digging.
Keela commits to crimes.
Beobi makes contact.
Veyne is flattered.
Blink makes a bold choice.

Ep. 10 - I Like Big Boats

Tue, 06 Jan 2026 02:09:26 GMT

The aftermath of their time in the library leaves all of our heroes wondering if they are on the right path, and leads a few of them to make rash decisions.

Ep. 11 - He Comes When We Make Him

Tue, 20 Jan 2026 04:05:01 GMT

The gang makes a plan, we are reunited with Beobi and Veyne's "special alley friend," and Keela is the WORST!

Ep. 12 - Beobi in a Cowboy Hat

Mon, 02 Feb 2026 23:11:39 GMT

The gang continues their quest to find the hidden party…but this is taking WAY too long!

I know, let's hit some people and see if that fixes it!

Ep. 13 - Vampiric Cockblock

Tue, 17 Feb 2026 05:28:47 GMT

Beobi's tries some "Not Milk".

Veyne gains social awareness.

Blink shares his favorite song.

Keela and Qrs go sky high.

Ep. 14 - The Party Proving Grounds | Part 1

Mon, 02 Mar 2026 22:47:53 GMT

In this first installment of The Party Proving Grounds, our gang of heroes must navigate mazes, potions, pasts, and emotions.

As if you needed another reason to hate ICE.