Two Teenagers With No Social Life

Episode 9: Sejanus lands on top

Sun, 26 Nov 2023 21:39:38 GMT

SPOILER WARNING: spoilers for ballad of songbirds and snakes and some of the core 3 Hunger Games books, skip to to avoid spoilers!

Episode 8: Running out of Airbender

Tue, 04 Jul 2023 17:28:42 GMT

email us @ twoteenagerswithnosociallife@gmail.com!! we talk about oceangate, the new avatar the last airbender casting, and other things! our next episode will probably be a full deep dive about falsettos, so if you'd like to listen to the next episode make sure to watch it beforehand: falsettos! or (the higher quality falsettos on spotify). paste a photo of christian borle on your wall, stream legally blonde, stream falsettos (after watching), stream good omens b4 szn two comes out, stream in trousers, stream little shop of horrors, and stream two teenagers with no social life!

Episode 7: Riding the Cyclone

Tue, 20 Jun 2023 22:53:27 GMT

We've been gone for a while. Whoopsies! We talked about Ride the Cyclone, Total Drama, and Stardew Valley! Quick guest star moment from our friend Toby. Thanks to my dad for taking out an annoying clicking sound, and as always thanks to Ace for cover art! Ride the Cyclone- https://youtu.be/B_mtCTpgTLE (Might be taken down soon)

Episode 6: Violet-colored Fanfic

Thu, 02 Feb 2023 21:40:28 GMT

anon confessions-https://tellonym.me/twoteenagerswithnosociallife

we had a surprise guest on this week ooo ahhh. we were too lazy to upload the last 2 weeks so ignore that please. We go over our guest star's amazing wattpad and quotev account, and also debate what makes a musical classic. thank you twoteenagernation and all of our amazing super cool and gorgeous supporters. spotify told me that we have SIXTY-FOUR listeners. also some people have been saying that they cant tell nico and i's voices apart thats crazy.

much love, elle and nico.

P.S. stream ultraviolence by lana del rey - elle

Episode 5: ONE WHOLE YEAR

Wed, 11 Jan 2023 01:11:34 GMT

confessions link !! https://tellonym.me/twoteenagerswithnosociallife

WE GOT A MIC!!! still figuring out how to use it well so my voice is picked up better than nico's but its still listenable. Jan. 10th 2022 is the day we met, so this ones a little longer. we go over our best friendship moments, and read the first part of my immortal. it isn't the nicest thing to read, so we left out descriptions and the awful attempt at smut. (TWs that apply anyways- mention of PDF files, brief mention of suicide, and the butchering of an entire franchise.)

Episode 4: Friendship Is Cool

Mon, 02 Jan 2023 01:56:38 GMT

ANON CONFESSIONS: https://tellonym.me/twoteenagerswithnosociallife

happy 2023!! we filmed this a while ago so ignore us talking about Christmas. we do some personality tests and I (elle) do a banger series of buzzfeed quizzes. send in confessions for the next episode mwa love you twoteenagerswithnosociallife nation next episode will be bomb either itll be confessions or we'll have toby on.

thank you to our most loyal fans:

ace (our amazing manager and cover artist), violet, billie, rai, bem, marley, and my therapist :)

P.S. stream lana del rey + the magnus archives

Episode 3: Notes Tour

Fri, 23 Dec 2022 02:09:11 GMT

happy holidays!! sorry for the hiatus. in this one we talk about finals week, the Beetlejuice show, and go through our notes apps. TW: theres a lot of censor beeps over names because of privacy.

Episode 2: AITA because I finna be in the pit at Dashcon

Wed, 23 Nov 2022 00:42:55 GMT

Sorry for the title nico would kill me if I didn't add the Dashcon part. We had a whole 26 downloads on our last episode. I payed for a podcast plan because otherwise we couldn't upload anymore lmao make my money worth it. Follow Rai: @raisetc_ on instagram. Producer/Manager/cover artist - Ace (@likelynotace on instagram).

Episode 1: Tier Brothers

Mon, 14 Nov 2022 20:14:16 GMT

We don't understand why you're listening to this. This episode we talk about taylor swift albums, avatar characters, weird youtube people, and more. Btw Elle was sick while editing so thats why they sound a little sick in post.