<![CDATA[Total Matt-ness]]> https://rss.com/podcasts/total-matt-ness Total Matt-ness is the home for the deep dives into things that nobody asked for, with overthinking things that change absolutely nothing and all wrapped up with zero research.

I'll argue my point, whether it's right or wrong and you can feel free to reach out and complain at me via totalmattnesspod@gmail.com .

From The Minimum Gain Network, host Matt tackles life's most pressing, unimportant mysteries - like why does his dog choose to do "The Butt Snuff" as his daily hobby, the physics of the liquidity of cats and the dread of all the deals you will walk away with from the middle of Lidl.

If you've ever wasted twenty minutes of your time wondering why all socks aren't like feet gloves then you are in the right place.

]]> RSS.com 2026.428.112250 Wed, 29 Apr 2026 04:00:54 GMT en 99b147d6-9418-5bad-beba-6ef52572a442 https://media.rss.com/total-matt-ness/20260423_110436_fdbb005b2a98d071ab5a1fdfef1ed166.png Total Matt-ness https://rss.com/podcasts/total-matt-ness yes The Minimum Gain Network 2026 The Minimum Gain Network The Minimum Gain Network false episodic d4ca5ea0-3f4d-11f1-b2b5-2f59675eba39 podcast Lincoln, Lincolnshire, England, United Kingdom false <![CDATA[Ban Daylight Savings, Live Forever]]> Matt talks about banning daylight savings time and somehow gets on to dying later in life.

Stupid? Yes. Philosophical? Hmmm... You can be the judge of that.

If you have any points of topic you want to discuss or even be featured on here as a guest, please reach out to totalmattnesspod@gmail.com .

]]> https://rss.com/podcasts/total-matt-ness/2762341 ff9af7b7-6cac-4cde-a0dd-b502bd54b4dd 482 full 3 3 false Wed, 29 Apr 2026 04:00:00 GMT <![CDATA[The Middle of Lidl (Why must I buy things)]]> In this episode Matt rambles on about the middle of Lidl. Is it a psyop? Why can you buy a gazebo and a chisel in a supermarket?

It makes no sense.

]]> https://rss.com/podcasts/total-matt-ness/2762033 b0b30d8b-4d0b-428a-8bba-9fae8d528df8 276 full 2 2 false Fri, 24 Apr 2026 04:00:00 GMT false Lincoln, Lincolnshire, England, United Kingdom <![CDATA[The Butt Snuff and Post-Poop Zoomies]]> In the premiere episode of Total Matt-ness, we dive into undiscovered podcasting territory - where our microphone levels are all over the place and we briefly discuss (ramble) about the Butt Snuff and Post-Poop Zoomies.

This is the first episode of the podcast, with no podcasting experience so please expect chaos, off-balance audio and absolute rambling.

]]> https://rss.com/podcasts/total-matt-ness/2761143 57e552ad-f00f-4430-bc50-6f85de1148f6 533 full 1 1 false Thu, 23 Apr 2026 13:54:34 GMT false Lincoln, Lincolnshire, England, United Kingdom <![CDATA[Selling myself, so you'll buy me]]> This is a very brief episode, essentially just putting myself up for sale so you'll buy me.

Who am I? What am I? Why do you need me? These probably weren't answered but there's some stuff in there, that's for sure!

Do you want to get in touch? totalmattnesspod@gmail.com

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