Three Nerds Walk Into a Tavern

An Office Occurrence: Part 3

Tue, 20 Sep 2022 05:00:57 GMT

Finally closing up this one shot, we see what Jon and Magi do in Frank the polite giant spider's cave. Stick around for campaign 2 which will release around late December!

An Office Occurrence: Part Two

Mon, 05 Sep 2022 05:01:13 GMT

Jon abandons his friend and then falls asleep on the job, Kerori and Magi investigate a puzzle. A new interesting character joins the mix, and someone's life may be in danger...

An Office Occurrence: Part One

Sun, 21 Aug 2022 21:31:00 GMT

This is the first part of our one shot while we wait for Campaign 2 to release! DMing for the first time in this one shot is none other than Cadence AKA Norma from Campaign 1! The premise for this one shot and all the wacky shenanigans, NPCs, and monsters are so weird I doubt anyone could imagine what this one shot holds.

A dating sim? The lion, the milk fairy, and the refrigerator? A series of escape room-like clues and puzzles? It could be all of these things and more. Just give us a quick listen, we promise it's worth it!

In this one shot, our adventurers Magi, Kerori, and Jon gather and find themselves in a boring office. How did they get here? How do they escape? Find out now!

Episode 16: A Short but Sweet Ending

Sun, 14 Aug 2022 05:00:29 GMT

This journey for our adventurers comes to a swift close. We KNOW, weird spot to end a campaign, right? As our first DnD campaign, let's call this practice or scrimmage. Sooo we PROMISE the next campaign will be even MORE AWESOMER AMAZING AUTHENTIC eh.... what other adjectives start with A? ANYWAYS, stick around for a new season of fun because we have SO MUCH ready for you all.

Episode 15: Eldon Finally Leaves

Thu, 11 Aug 2022 23:02:21 GMT

Poor Eldon just wanted to help, but we try to leave him immediately after arriving at Dawngleam. We try to stay the night at a stranger's house but eventually settle for a stupid ol' tavern I guess...

Episode 14: Eldon Joins the Party

Sun, 24 Jul 2022 05:00:19 GMT

Bringing you all a very special GUEST EPISODEEE! Three nerds in a tavern turns into four nerds in a tavern for this special episode! Let's just say that we made this way more complicated than it had to be...

Episode 13: Svarti the Royal

Sat, 16 Jul 2022 05:00:19 GMT

The team is in search of a cleric so that they can teleport to the next relic. Onyx decides to swindle a tavern with a potato. Norma tricks a rich middle schooler. This is an episode full of money schemes.

Episode 12: Quoth the Raven

Sun, 26 Jun 2022 05:00:17 GMT

Onyx tries to kidnap a child. There are ravens...and someone almost dies.

Episode 11: Mouth O' Gargoyles

Sun, 19 Jun 2022 05:00:18 GMT

Val discovers that she can use magic...in the worst possible place to use magic.

Episode 10: So You're Telling Me There's Not a...

Sat, 18 Jun 2022 05:00:18 GMT

"Every river is a lazy river if you're lazy enough"~Onyx

Just a chill journey down the river.

Episode 9: Gaslight Girlboss

Sun, 05 Jun 2022 21:57:18 GMT

We try to gaslight some old druids into thinking their dementia is setting in. Also committing more arson? ....maybe

Episode 8: Operation Facelift

Sat, 28 May 2022 05:00:17 GMT

"This is definitely going into the episode description, huh?" "Oh, definitely." Onyx decides to try and seduce a door...and then intimidate the door. It's a door. Meanwhile, we meet a bright new chap with a proper attitude.

Episode 7: Wizard Kebab

Mon, 25 Apr 2022 01:11:20 GMT

This episode we made it to the temple broh. There is a wizard kebab. If you don't know what that means, listen in to find out ;)

Episode 6: Our Anime's Cooking Episode

Mon, 11 Apr 2022 15:00:17 GMT

We cook some things broh. This is our cooking episode. It's also possible that we suck at cooking broh.

Episode 5: The Big Rescue

Sun, 03 Apr 2022 05:00:17 GMT

Some mages were pushed in the fire. They're not exactly happy about that. The team has gotta RUN!

Episode 4: Arson

Sun, 27 Mar 2022 05:00:18 GMT

Honestly, not a lot of progress is made, but there is ARSON!

Episode 3: Chicken Pig

Sun, 20 Mar 2022 05:00:19 GMT

The gang wake up in Eveningstar. Steal a pig? Maybe! Chickens...perhaps! And one weak attempt to flirt with a butcher.

Episode 2: The Journey Begins

Wed, 16 Mar 2022 19:44:48 GMT

The team has to find a way to get to Morningstar. Some sausages are stolen. A neighbor is guilt tripped. A horse is obtained!

Prologue

Sun, 27 Feb 2022 08:36:58 GMT

The party members are introduced, Onyx jumps out a window, Val hugs a stranger, and Norma likes warm hugs. Just a weird band of people who randomly came together for this epic adventure. (apologies for the audio mishaps. This will be 100% fixed by episode 3!)