This week, the guys tackle a very subjective list: their Top 5 Female Actors of all time. Along the way, things go exactly as you’d expect…

Patrick casually drops the fact that he once got hit by a car while out for a run, Paul shares an unforgettable (and slightly chaotic) canoe experience involving his wife, and Ryan tells a wild story about how his brother somehow ended up meeting a very famous actress.

Generational gaps quickly show themselves when Patrick and Paul start naming iconic actresses from the 80s—leaving Ryan and Zach completely confused and questioning their life choices. While appearances do come up (let’s be honest), the focus stays where it should: on talent, performances, and what makes these women truly great actors.

As always, expect laughs, stories that go off the rails, and plenty of debate over who belongs on the list—and who was criminally left off.

🎙️ Top 5 Female Actors — press play and let us know where we got it right… and very wrong.

Before the list even begins, Zach and Patrick dive into a theory that sparks immediate debate: why is it so much easier for guys to rank and agree on their favorite male actors than female actors? What follows is a surprisingly thoughtful (and occasionally ridiculous) discussion that includes plenty of talk about handsome dudes and undeniable screen presence.

After a lot of back-and-forth, passionate arguments, and a few reluctant concessions, the group somehow manages to come together on a final Top 5. It wasn’t easy, and not everyone walked away happy—but that’s kind of the point.

Somewhere in the middle of the debate, the guys also officially set a date to watch Shutter Island together—because apparently ranking great actors naturally turns into a group movie night commitment.

Expect strong opinions, minor defeats, major respect for great performances, and the kind of debate that makes you pause the episode just to argue with us out loud.

🎙️ Top 5 Male Actors — agree, disagree, and tell us who we absolutely missed.

We had way too much fun with this one—and yes, we already know… we’re going to get roasted. This list is missing some obvious department stores, includes a few that most people would absolutely deny count as department stores, and somehow still makes perfect sense to us. We leaned into it anyway.

Ryan and Patrick went all in on the thrill of saving big money at… you guessed it, while Paul and Zach brought their own unique flavor and curveballs to the conversation. Definitions were stretched, rules were bent, and laughs were nonstop.

This episode is full of nostalgia, hot takes, questionable logic, and the kind of harmless chaos that makes for a great Top 5 debate. It’s lighthearted, ridiculous in the best way, and—if we’re being honest—our moms would be very proud of this one.

New year, new goals… and a whole lot of honesty.

Don't worry, we laughed a ton, too.

In this episode, we break down our Top 5 New Year’s Resolutions, and it turns out not all of them are lighthearted. PK brings a more serious and sentimental take, Zach shares some powerful goals around health (his own and others’), Ryan keeps us laughing along the way, and Paul lands on a resolution that feels simple—but is anything but.

This one surprised us. There were laughs, quiet moments, and some real reflection.

We genuinely loved recording it, and we hope it gives you something to think about as you head into the new year.

This week, the guys dive into the sauciest episode yet — literally. Ryan unveils his undying love for anything creamy (no shock there), PK pledges allegiance to all things tomato- and vinegar-based like he’s running for office on the Ketchup & Pickles Party platform, and Zach enters a full-blown monologue about Kickin’ Ranch that honestly might qualify as a dramatic performance. Meanwhile, Paul delivers the most surprisingly thoughtful condiment list in podcast history — leave it to him to turn sauce into a science.

From heated debates to questionable pairings, this episode proves that condiments say way more about a person than they probably should.

Come for the laughs, stay for the strong condiment opinions you never asked for but absolutely need.

In this episode, the guys take a trip down memory lane and unpack the very on-brand ways they each got in trouble growing up — and shocker, it turns out none of them have changed all that much.

Paul admits he talked way too much (no surprise to anyone) and had a knack for breaking things. PK confesses he was constantly too loud… and once cheated on a Chemistry test. Yikes. Ryan fully embraced his identity as the class clown — which somehow is still his job description today. And Zach? Let’s just say there was some reckless driving, maybe a fight or two… probably best not to mess with him.

As the stories unfold, a theme becomes hilariously clear: every single one of these guys got in trouble for being disruptive — the same energy that makes them who they are today.

Lots of laughs, a little nostalgia, and plenty of “that explains everything” moments.

In this week’s “interesting things” recap, the boys go way off the rails right out of the gate. Paul gives an absurdly passionate update about his brand-new toaster (far more than anyone asked for), Zach talks about quality time with his good boy Goose, Ryan casually breaks the news that THERE’S A NEW POPE, and Patrick shares his first-ever Facebook Marketplace experience—which is exactly as chaotic as you’d imagine.

Then we dive into our Top 5 Superpowers, where a shocking group realization emerges: all superpowers are really just… manipulation. Manipulating time, nature, space, matter, or people. And that’s kind of insane when you think about it.

From PK wanting to read minds and teleport, to Ryan’s obsession with super speed, to Zach’s craving for total all-knowingness, to Paul trying to sneak “love” in as a legitimate superpower (???)—we cover it all. Plenty of laughs, a few surprisingly deep moments, and a lot of “what would you actually DO with that power?” existential spirals.

It’s ridiculous. It’s thoughtful. It’s us. Tune in, nerd out, and let us know what superpower you’d pick.

This week, the guys get uncomfortably honest—and way too relatable—as we break down our Top 5 Bad Habits. PK admits he still can’t stop biting his nails. Ryan confesses he refuses to put his laundry away… and also has a habit of farting in public (yes, really). Paul defends his obsession with keeping his desk spotless. And Zach realizes most of his bad habits tie back to his health—and an unhealthy amount of caffeine.

Somehow, we all agree on one thing: social media and doom-scrolling is destroying us, and none of us can put our phones down.

We also wander into some, uh… “less than appropriate” avenues, especially when our “interesting things” segment derails into hilarious stories.

A chaotic, honest, laugh-til-you-snort episode—join us!

In this episode, the guys break out the cardboard classics and dive into their Top 5 Board Games. Zach tries very hard to convince everyone he’s a strategic genius by picking chess, while Patrick admits he’s nowhere near a whiz—especially with “The Game of Life” sitting proudly on his list. Paul shows up with a mix of curveballs and timeless staples, keeping everyone on their toes. And Ryan? Let’s just say losing at Scrabble is absolutely not an option for him… and the salt is real.

From nostalgia to friendly trash-talk, this one delivers laughs, memories, and maybe a few competitive flashbacks. Tune in and see if your favorites made the list!

Grab your controller and a bag of Doritos — this episode is all about the Top 5 Video Games of all time. The guys cover everything from old-school classics to modern hits, and take a nostalgic trip back to when multiplayer meant everyone crammed into the same room yelling at one screen.

We talk consoles, sports games, shooters, and even those pixelated “pretty girls” from the early days of gaming. Zach’s apparently a few swings away from the PGA Tour, Paul can’t get over NBA Jam, Ryan’s loyal to his sports titles, and PK argues that Call of Duty is way overrated (which sparks a whole thing with Zach).

Expect debates, laughs, and a heavy dose of gaming nostalgia in this one.

In this episode, the guys dive into a topic everyone thinks they have strong opinions on—until this crew starts debating it. But first, Patrick kicks things off with a wild story about dropping his phone into a toilet full of… well… pee. From there, things only get more unhinged.

Zach swears he “doesn’t put junk in his body”… right before getting hyped about fast food. Paul comes out swinging with the most niche, hyper-specific restaurant picks no one saw coming. Taco Bell gets its fair share of fan-boying. Chick-fil-A catches a few strays. And at one point, every single one of the guys basically falls into a full-on Culver’s bromance.

Fast food, surprising takes, questionable life choices, and a whole lot of laughs—this might be the most ridiculous (and delicious) episode yet.

Grab your candy bag and get ready — this week the guys are ranking their Top 5 Halloween Treats! We reminisce about our trick-or-treating days, debate what kind of Halloween house we want to be, and start off way too chocolate heavy before realizing there’s a whole world of sweets out there.

We even give some love to the homemade goodies that almost made the list. It’s an episode full of nostalgia, laughs, and a few curveballs from each of the guys that you definitely won’t want to miss.

This week, the guys dive deep into the things that drive them absolutely crazy — from everyday annoyances to full-blown OCD moments. Tune in to hear about what styrofoam does to Ryan, Zach’s wildly inappropriate story about his dog Goose, Paul’s kitchen-related rage, and why Patrick guards his car time like sacred ground.

It turns out almost everything aggravates Zach, Ryan is just...Ryan, Paul should probably host a cooking class on “what not to do (in the kitchen near him),” and Patrick might need a “Do Not Disturb” sign for his dashboard.

Tune in for laughter, chaos, and some oddly relatable rants as we count down our Top 5 Pet Peeves.

Zach came in thinking his list was universally loved (spoiler: it wasn’t). Paul dropped a mix of undeniable classics and some truly head-scratching picks. Ryan and Patrick played it safe in parts, but each had a few curveballs that sparked plenty of laughter and debate.

After all the twists, turns, and good-natured roasting, we managed to land on our Certified Top 5 TV Shows. We think it’s solid… but will you agree? Tune in, argue with us in your head, and see if your favorites made the cut.

In the end, we didn’t stop at one ranking—we made a Homegrown List, an America’s List, and finally the Certified Top 5 Cereals. Did we get it right? Or did we just make you mad? Either way, you’ll laugh, argue with us in your head, and maybe even pour yourself a bowl.

Make sure you let us know your thoughts.