The Morning Crow

The Great Chimpanzee War

Wed, 22 Apr 2026 11:00:00 GMT

On this week's MORNING CROW, Eamon talks to the half marathon world champion, Austin teaches us about an ongoing ape war, and Nick makes the gang do their best quick celebrity impressions.

Blind Ranking Every Single Noun

Wed, 15 Apr 2026 11:00:00 GMT

On this week's Morning Crow, Austin attempts to blind rank over 20,000 randomized nouns, Eamon starts a clothing line, and Nick pitches his gritty reboot of Paddington. All this and more on THE MORNING CROW!

The Best Friend Trivia Game

Wed, 08 Apr 2026 11:00:00 GMT

On Today's Morning Crow, Nick tests Eamon and Austin's knowledge of his own past, Austin makes us guess some more silent celebrity impressions, and The gang says a loving farewell to Sugar the Surfing Dog.

Casting the Super Smash Bros Movie

Wed, 01 Apr 2026 11:00:00 GMT

Cock-a-doodle-doo, good morning and welcome back to the Morning Crow! In this episode Nick does his best Jimmy Fallon impression, Austin tells us about Wrestlemania, and the gang casts The Super Smash Bros. Movie!

We Made a UK Spinoff Of Our Show

Wed, 25 Mar 2026 11:00:00 GMT

Cock-a-doodle-doo, govna! It's the Morning Crow, innit? In this episode Eamon breaks a curse from a witch, Austin builds the perfect fictional basketball team, and we get a glimpse into our British spinoff series!

Which March Madness Mascot is ON TOP?

Wed, 18 Mar 2026 06:09:19 GMT

Cock-o-the-doodle do ya! It's the St. Paddy's Day special of the Morning Crow! This week, Eamon and Austin fill out their March Madness bracket, learn some Irish History, and live react to the Dune Part 3 Trailer!

Super Mario Galaxy Full Cast Revealed!

Wed, 11 Mar 2026 11:00:00 GMT

The gang discusses Austin's girlfriends top movies, the World Gravy Wrestling Championship, and reveal an EXCLUSIVE first look at the full cast of the Super Mario Galaxy Movie! Rev up those fryers and get ready for another edition of The Morning Crow!

Fan-casting the PERFECT Beatles Movie

Wed, 04 Mar 2026 15:52:04 GMT

On this week's Morning Crow, Austin does some silent celebrity impressions, Nick makes us recast the Justice League with professional athletes, and Eamon resurrects a bit from our podcasting past.

Jonah Jurkens Guesses the IMDb Top 250

Wed, 25 Feb 2026 23:15:01 GMT

Lights, Camera, Action! It's time for The Morning Crow! This week we're joined by comedian, producer, and card carrying cinephile Jonah Jurkens as we try to guess the top 250 highest rated movies on IMDb.

Ranking the Greatest Americans in History

Wed, 18 Feb 2026 12:00:00 GMT

Happy Wednesday! On this week's Morning Crow, The boys break down Forbes' top 250 Americans list, Austin introduces us to his AI assistant, and Eamon Determines what sport is the most Christian.

Nick Discovers The Mandela Effect

Wed, 11 Feb 2026 07:04:46 GMT

On Today's Morning Crow, Nick learns what happened to Nelson Mandela, Austin creates the hardest movie guessing game in the world, and Eamon introduces the gang to his new favorite sport.

Bob Dylan Drops New James Bond Song

Wed, 28 Jan 2026 12:00:00 GMT

Guys. This is not a drill. Music legend BOB DYLAN is really here with a hueg exclusive announcement! Oh yeah and an archaeologist calls in and Eamon books a food mascot royal rumble and all the usual stuff. Only on this week's Morning Crow!

Making BOLD Oscars Predictions

Wed, 21 Jan 2026 12:00:00 GMT

Oscar nominations are coming soon, so Eamon and Austin make some bold claims on who will receive all the glory and try to guess what hijinks Conan O'Brian and Company will get up to. All this and more on today's Morning Crow!

Dan Cass is an Undersea Explorer

Wed, 14 Jan 2026 12:00:00 GMT

Ayyy I'm broadcastin' here! Today we're joined by comedian, actor, and Chicago darling Dan Cass as we discuss the dangers of the ocean blue, fix Saturday Night Live, and write a sequel to the Super Bowl Shuffle.

Best NFL Mascots In The Playoffs, Spicy Chocolate, and Buying A New Boat

Wed, 07 Jan 2026 12:00:00 GMT

AHOY LANDLUBBERS! We be back for a new episode of ye old Morning Crow! Alright enough with the pirate talk. Austin blind ranks his favorite NFL mascots, Eamon is force fed chocolate through a spandex mask, and Nick sings a love song to his new boat.

Roasting Our Viewers' New Years' Resolutions

Wed, 31 Dec 2025 18:02:11 GMT

Happy New Year! On This Episode, we hear some of our viewers' New Years' resolutions, draft the ultimate parley for 2026, and count down the top 10 first date ideas.

Santa Claus Shows Us His EXTRA NAUGHTY LIST

Wed, 24 Dec 2025 12:00:00 GMT

Happy Hondadays, listeners! We got the legend himself, the one and only Santa Claus to join us in the studio and take on the hard questions we had for him in our last episode. You don't want to miss this exciting tell all from Jolly Old St. Nick!

ErinSamjo Wants To Start A New Religion

Wed, 17 Dec 2025 12:00:00 GMT

TikToker Erin Samjo joins us as today's guest host as we invest in Chicago's delivery robots, Ask Santa Claus some hard hitting questions, and pitch a saucy new spinoff to "Heated Rivalry."

Willie Griswold Is The Weakest Actor In SAG

Wed, 10 Dec 2025 12:00:16 GMT

Today we're joined by Comedian Willie Griswold as we rank the top 10 wars, fix college football, and discover once and for all who the worst actor in Hollywood truly is.

First Episode, Top 10 Funniest Countries, Judge Elvis | Morning Crow #1

Tue, 02 Dec 2025 23:25:35 GMT

In this very first episode of a BRAND NEW morning radio show, Austin breaks down the funniest nationalities, Eamon becomes Judge Elvis, and Boulon Jerry calls in to give his thoughts on the New Orleans Restaurant business.

Taste Testing The Future of Sports Drinks

Wed, 04 Feb 2026 12:00:00 GMT

t's Super Bowl Sunday! Except it's Wednesday morning and the Super Bowl hasn't happened yet. But we have access to the crazy concoction that might propel the Patriots to victory in the big game! We also play the world's hardest Wordle and talk about who we hope doesn't show up on a certain island list. All this and more on THE MORNING CROW!