The Geek Down

Geek Down - The Boys Diabolical, Big Gold Brick, The Pirates Last Treasure, Happy's Humble Burger Farm

Mon, 08 Jun 2026 12:02:00 GMT

The conversation is about to get unruly. Big Gold Brick gets put on blast for its weird energy and abject refusal to make sense. We calling out The Boys: Diabolical for taking the animated format and drowning it in bloodshed. We putting respect on the name of The Pirates: Last Treasure for prioritizing fun and spectacle over logic. And we step into the nightmare of Happy's Humble Burger Farm to explain how this game perfectly captures the trauma of service work (give or take some zombies).

Geek Down - Ms. Marvel, Stranger Things Summer Special

Sun, 07 Jun 2026 12:00:00 GMT

We’re deep-diving into Ms. Marvel to see if Jersey City’s newest hero is really holding it down for these streets. Then to the Stranger Things Summer Special comic trade to see if Hawkins on paper still keeps that magic in the panels. And not just the superficial; we’re looking at the representation, the storytelling, and if these franchises are actually staying true to the fans.

Geek Down - Godzilla Vs. Kong, Bad Kids Press, MLP-Transformers, Mr.Ninja Slicey Puzzles

Sat, 06 Jun 2026 12:01:00 GMT

We're throwing hands over some kaiju carnage, mobile addiction, and the wildest crossover on the shelves (toy aisle, let's keep it 100%). What will it take in the film Godzilla vs. Kong to finally settle it: date night or couples therapy? Then the mobile game Mr. Ninja Slicey Puzzles is a blade-happy brain teaser and the kind of game you play while missing your stop on the train. The crew then dives into My Little Pony/Transformers: Friendship in Disguise! with zero shame, because the mashup is real -- they mixed Cybertronian metal with Equestrian magic, the vibe is ridiculous, and we respect the commitment to the bit. And it all caps off with an interview with Bad Kids Press, talking indie comics, building a label from the ground up, and moving like the culture doesn’t need permission to win.

Geek Down - White Men Can't Jump, Mrs. Davis, Fast X

Fri, 05 Jun 2026 12:09:00 GMT

We're talking the remake of White Men Can't Jump and the crew ain't coming to play nice this time, you might wanna take your ball and go home. Then we're strapping in for Fast X because at this point the laws of physics is just a vague suggestion. Seriously, how many crimes against gravity can one franchise commit? And finally, we're confessing our sins over Peacock's Mrs. Davis — yes, the one with a sexy Jesus — to debate whether letting AI and the robots take over might not be such a bad thing, considering . . .

Geek Down - Lupin, Agent Revelation, Billionaire Island, Batman Soul of the Dragon

Thu, 04 Jun 2026 12:08:00 GMT

We're jumping from satire to sci-fi to psychedelic style — first, we’re docking at Billionaire Island to see if eating the rich tastes as good as advertised. Bring your hot sauce and your lime juice. Then we’re breaking down the alien-tech sci-fi spy flick Agent Revelation -- is the revelation a hidden gem or just a budget blackout. The chaos deepens with Batman: Soul of the Dragon, with grindhouse vibes and 70s kung-fu. And we’re closing it out with the slick French phenomenon Lupin on Netflix, where Assane Diop’s gentleman thief flex has us thinking about career change.

Geek Down - Mountainhead, Nobodies Murder Cleaner, and The Hardy Boys [pt.2]

Wed, 03 Jun 2026 06:55:06 GMT

Tap in for a wild mix of mystery, mayhem, and mess! First, we’re cracking open Mountainhead to see if this comic brings real survival tension and raw family drama, or if it gets lost somewhere in the woods with no signal. Then we’re getting our hands dirty with the mobile game Nobodies: Murder Cleaner, where the real challenge is figuring out why cleaning up crime scenes is so cathartic. And finally, we’re diving into part 2 of The Hardy Boys to find out whether the mystery actually pays off and these young detectives are really built for this — or if they just need to call someone with a badge and STFU.

Geek Down - Superintelligence, Belle Targeted Prey, The Hardy Boys [pt.1]

Wed, 03 Jun 2026 06:55:01 GMT

We're breaking down Superintelligence to see if the AI has more common sense than half the people in our timeline, then flipping through Belle Targeted Prey to debate whether this comic delivers the action, revenge, and twisted fairy-tale energy we know and love. And for those who think they've outgrown mystery-solving, we're diving into part 1 of The Hardy Boys to see if it's a worthwhile reboot or if these fools should've stayed in the past.

Geek Down - Barb & Star, Alice in Borderland, A Man Among Ye, Grand Theft Horse

Wed, 03 Jun 2026 06:54:59 GMT

The crew is back to drag everything you love through the mud, starting with Barb and Star Go to Vista Del Mar to see if those matching day-glo rompers really are just bingo-hall lingerie. . Then we're hoisting the Jolly Roger for A Man Among Ye, debating whether those pirates know how to handle their swords as well as advertised, or if their swash has no buckle. Next we're swapping cutlasses for stirrups in Rustler (Grand Theft Horse) to see if medieval crime pays better than your day job, and finally, we're playing card games for keeps in Alice in Borderland to figure out who'd snap first under pressure. Spoiler: all of us. SUPER dead.

Geek Down - Renfield, Quasi, Get to the Orange Door

Wed, 03 Jun 2026 06:54:56 GMT

This week, the laughs are biting back as the crew cracks open Renfield to see if Nicolas Cage as Dracula is a bloody masterpiece or just a bloody mess. Then it’s Quasi getting the full roast treatment -- does this medieval hunchback comedy from the Super Troopers crew carry that cult classic swag, or is it just limping behind the times? We discuss. And finally, we're diving into Get to the Orange Door, a neon horror-parkour shooter game that'll have you questioning your life choices.

Geek Down - The Continental, Mortal Kombat Cage Match, Zombietown

Wed, 03 Jun 2026 06:54:53 GMT

This week, we're stepping into The Pit to break down Mortal Kombat Cage Match to see if solo Johnny Cage a champ or a chump, then surviving Zombietown—where the matinee is scarier than the zombies—and checking into The Continental, where the assassins have better manners than the TSA (though just as likely to grab your crotch).

Geek Down - Meg 2, Kizazi Moto, Justice League Warworld

Wed, 03 Jun 2026 06:54:49 GMT

On this next episode, we’re taking a three-stop trip through chaos: first up is The Meg 2, where the we ask, “How many ways can one ignore physics?” and somehow keeps a straight face. Then we jump into Justice League: Warworld for DC’s animated pulpy, genre-hopping elseworlds setup, and see if it actually pays off. And we close out with Kizazi Moto, the animated anthology spotlighting futuristic African stories

Geek Down - Haunted Mansion, Twisted Metal, Big Nunu's Little Heist

Wed, 03 Jun 2026 06:54:46 GMT

We're talking Big Nunu’s Little Heist, where you learn you just don't mess with a mans stove! Then we visit Disney's Haunted Mansion, where ghosts, grief, gags, and ghouls take a backseat to stunt casting. And finally, Twisted Metal takes us on a post-apocalyptic joyride with Falcon at the wheel and a killer clown in the rearview.

Geek Down - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol.3, Sisu, Farzi

Wed, 03 Jun 2026 06:54:43 GMT

This week, we're stacking three very different vibes and seeing which ones hold weight. First, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 — no typical Marvel hype here, just James Gunn doing what he do with the Guardians crew. Then we're getting into Sisu, a Finnish war film following a gold prospector who simply refuses to die. And finally, we're checking out Farzi, the Indian crime series about counterfeit cash and the people chasing it

Geek Down - Gran Turismo, Texas Chainsaw Massacre the game, Vacation Friends 2

Wed, 03 Jun 2026 06:54:39 GMT

This week, we're taking three very different roads and seeing where they lead. First up, Gran Turismo — the true(ish) story about a gamer who actually became a professional race car driver. Then we check into Vacation Friends 2, reuniting Marcus, Emily, Ron and Kyla, this time trading the resort for a wedding that goes exactly sideways. And finally, we're diving into the Texas Chainsaw Massacre multiplayer game — are you running for your life or carving up some teens, family style?

Geek Down - Dungeons & Dragons, Tetris, Agent Elvis

Wed, 03 Jun 2026 06:54:34 GMT

First up we deep-dive on Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves — no dice jokes or punchy puns, just Chris Pine in a heist movie that actually respects its source material. We're just as surprised as you are! Then we unpack Tetris, the video game origin story that's less about puzzles and more about Soviet bureaucracy/conspiracy/shenanigans. Finally, Agent Elvis gets the treatment — Matthew McConaughey voices "The King," a chain-smoking, government-recruited version of Elvis that's both absurd and strangely true-to-life (IYKYK).

Geek Down - Creed III, The Consultant, Cocaine Bear

Wed, 03 Jun 2026 06:54:28 GMT

The crew is coming in swinging this episode, with low blows and ear bites! Starting with Creed III to talk about Michael B. Jordan’s knockout directorial debut, the tension between brotherhood and betrayal, and why sometimes you've gotta let the homie from the hood stay his ass back there. Then things get weird with Cocaine Bear, because a drug-fueled bear tearing through the woods might be the most ridiculous movie premise ever — and glorious. And just when you thought it was safe to sneak a pee in the executive washroom, we clock in for The Consultant, the creepy workplace thriller that’ll make you side-eye your boss, every weird company email, those BS synergy meetings, company retreats with trust-falls, and that stack of TPS reports you’ve been resting your feet on!

Geek Down - Babylon, Chainsaw Man, I Wanna Dance with Somebody

Wed, 03 Jun 2026 06:54:13 GMT

Zero filters on this one! We’re starting off with all the feels, breaking down I Wanna Dance with Somebody and debating if the movie did the legend Whitney Houston justice, or did the legend Whitney Houston dirty. Then, we’re diving into the beautiful trainwreck of Babylon—we gotta talk about Margot Robbie and that Hollywood party, y'all... excess, ambition, some sort of cuck situation... and that's just the opening credits! To top it all off, we’re getting bloody with Chainsaw Man— the anime that somehow mixed demons, gore, heartbreak, and a celibate meet-cute into something that works. We got that tea in a blood-stained cup and we're spilling!

Geek Down - Thunder Force, Morbid The 7 Acolytes, Wicked Things, Godstrike

Wed, 03 Jun 2026 06:54:08 GMT

We’re dissecting Thunder Force—trying to figure out if this superhero mess was comedy gold or just McCarthy and Spencer cashing a check. Then we’re switching lanes to the dark side with Morbid: The 7 Acolytes, to see how that gothic horror energy hits (spoiler: it hits hard. Seriously, the s*** felt personal at times 😵) We’re also diving into the pages of Wicked Things to see if 19-year-old detective Lottie Grote really got the mystery-solving juice. To wrap it all up, we’re getting into the combat of Godstrike and debating who’s really the boss

Geek Down - Masters of the Universe, Kung Fu, Snake Eyes, Fear Street Pt 3

Wed, 03 Jun 2026 06:54:04 GMT

We’re kicking things off by checking the pulse on Masters of the Universe, trying to figure out if that 2021 vision was pure nostalgia or just a total trip. Then, we’re pivoting to the martial arts drama of Kung Fu to see if the action actually hit or if it was just a lot of noise. We’re also stepping into the line of fire with Snake Eyes to see if the G.I. Joe spin-off had enough kick to be kickass... or if it was just ass. Finally, the Netflix slasher Fear Street 1966—we're talking witches, curses, and why you shouldn't touch random funguses.

Geek Down - Zack Snyder's Justice League and Undermine

Wed, 03 Jun 2026 06:53:59 GMT

The crew is coming in hot this episode, breaking down the four-hour superhero marathon that is Zack Snyder’s Justice League — from the slow-motion flexing and black-suit Superman to whether Darkseid actually delivered or just stood around looking stressed. Then we’re taking it underground with UnderMine, the roguelike dungeon crawler where every run feels like payday and punishment at the same time. Expect big laughs, hot takes, cold disses, luke-warm energy, gamer frustration, and at least one argument about Snyder's patented slow-mo bad-touch.

Geek Down - Wonder Woman 1984 and Soul

Wed, 03 Jun 2026 06:53:54 GMT

We’re diving into Pixar’s Soul, breaking down whether that was a beautiful masterpiece about life and purpose or lowkey the most depressing kids movie ever made. Then we’re turning the heat up on Wonder Woman 1984, because the group is split — some calling it a fun ’80s vibe, while others say they fumbled the bag with that wild plot and cheesy dialogue.

Geek Down - WandaVision, Coming 2 America, Disaster, Inc

Wed, 03 Jun 2026 06:53:48 GMT

We're diving deep into the mind-bending chaos of WandaVision, and we've gotta settle the debate: is Wanda a grieving queen or has she completely lost the plot? Then, we’re heading back to Zamunda for Coming 2 America to see if the royal return actually hit the mark or did Eddie and Arsenio ruin a classic for a check. And we’re rounding it all out with the absolute mayhem of the comic Disaster, Inc... cats making money off nuclear tourism—the hustle is real.

Geek Down - Willy's Wonderland, Afterlift, The Swordsman, Everhood

Wed, 03 Jun 2026 06:53:43 GMT

In this week's wild ride of an episode, we're diving into the deranged world of Willy's Wonderland—where Nic Cage fights possessed animatronics with zero dialogue and max chaos—before shifting gears to the neon-drenched, afterlife road trip of Afterlift, a graphic novel that's equal parts existential dread and cosmic comedy. Then we're time-traveling to 17th century Korea with The Swordsman, a martial arts epic that's as beautiful as it is brutal, before wrapping with the surreal, rhythm-infused Everhood, a game that's like if Undertale got into that SHIT! ...then cranked a dope soundtrack. Expect tangents, questionable life choices, and some Nic Cage glazing. Buckle up, it's going to be a bumpy, hilarious ride.

Geek Down Highlights

Wed, 03 Jun 2026 06:53:09 GMT

Some key moments of us looking and sounding our best