Are you tired of the billionaire-funded media cycle? Ready to disrupt the status quo with a side of sharp wit and matching hats?

Tune in to The Chelsea GodsCast with your favorite "Casual Menace" and social critic, Chelsea Gods. Broadcasting live every Friday at 11 AM PT on Pirate Cat Radio (KPCR.org), we’re taking a sledgehammer to the ivory towers of the 1%.

This Week’s Devotional: "Escape from LA"

In our latest episode, Chelsea breaks down her recent travels to the front lines of the resistance:

• The LAPD Showdown: A firsthand account of "kettling," police overreach in "blue" cities, and Chelsea’s daring escape through the LA Metro tunnels.
• The "Maga Games" in Phoenix: What happens when you ask a megachurch crowd why God didn't save Charlie Kirk? (Spoiler: They don't like it).
• The Anti-SLAPP Victory: An update on Chelsea's legal battle against One America News. We’re standing tall against pedophiles in media and fighting for the right to speak truth to power.
• Economic Reality Check: Why are billionaires paying a 3.5% tax rate while 67% of Americans live paycheck to paycheck? We’re reframing the conversation from struggle to solutions.

Why Listen?

"Small amounts of money from large numbers of people can change the world. We’re up against billionaires. We don't have their money, but we have the heart, the soul, and the numbers."

• Free Speech: Pure, independent pirate radio—no corporate overlords, just raw truth.
• The Meme Machine: Hear from the creator of the viral "garden tool" memes and other hits that keep the internet turning.
• Join the Movement: From the "Deport Melania" campaign to the "Leave Your Maga Husband" initiative, we’re voting with our hearts (and our kitties).

How to Tune In

• Radio: * 92.9 FM (Los Gatos)
  • 101.9 FM (Santa Cruz)
  • 91.1 FM (Portland - Yes, that Portland)
• Web: Stream live at KPCR.org or catch the full back catalog at ChelseaGods.com.

Support Independent Media: Help keep the lights on at Pirate Cat Radio by donating at kpcr.org/donate. Your $5 a month fights the monopolies and keeps the "knit mafia" of free speech alive.

See you Friday at 11 AM—Stay weird, stay disruptive.

Social Critic. Comedian. Disruptor.

The Prophecies of Chelsea Gods keep coming to fruition with the firing of Pam Bondi. I write the songs and the songs are working,

Broadcasting across Pirate Cat Radio (KPCR 92.9 FM Los Gatos), KMRT 101.9 FM Santa Cruz, and KVBE 91.1 FM Portland, the duo dives into the "perilous" reality of being a radical content creator in 2026.

"The Hottest, Fastest Growing Cult in America"

Chelsea dives deep into the "WWE Presidency," the staggering costs of the war machine, and why your local cult leader is the only one telling you the truth about those $145 grandpa shoes.

📍 Highlights from the Episode:

• The "Department of War": Chelsea breaks down the recent $11.3 billion spending spree in Iran and Pete Hegseth’s $100,000 taxpayer-funded baby grand piano.
• Tactical Absurdity: A recap of Chelsea's trip to Minneapolis with Robbie Road Steamer, his 26-hour arrest, and their new CNN documentary, Devoted.
• Cult Update: Why matching hats are the ultimate status symbol in 2026 and how to avoid the "mortal sin" of missing a Friday broadcast.
• Musical Interludes: Featuring the latest protest jingles, including the viral hit "Pete Hegseth is an F-up" and the relationship advice everyone needs: "Leave Your Maga Husband."
• The "Radical" Truth: A passionate rant on why universal healthcare is a human right and why we should stop normalizing the "60-hour work week" struggle.

📡 How to Listen

Catch the broadcast every Friday at 11:00 AM (usually!) right after Ralph Nader.

• 92.9 FM – Los Gatos (KPCR)
• 101.9 FM – Santa Cruz (KMRT)
• 91.1 FM – Portland (KVB)
• Online: KPCR.org or ChelseaGods.com

"We always have enough money to bomb brown children in the Middle East, but never enough for your healthcare. It's time to demand more." — Chelsea Gods

🧢 Join the Movement

Don’t forget to support independent, pirate radio! Head to KPCR.org/donate to join the Signal Society for as little as $5 a month. Do it for the community, or do it because Chelsea might show up at your window in the middle of the night.

When I wrote Kristi Noem is a Bird Legged Ho I knew it was going to be a hit. We did it, Joe!

The Headlines They’re Trying to Hide

• The Minneapolis Execution: Chelsea breaks down the "impunity" of ICE agent Jonathan Ross in the killing of Renee Nicole Goode. With video evidence debunking the administration's "self-defense" narrative, she asks: When did we normalize government executions on camera?
• Oil, Blood, and Greenland: Why is the U.S. invading Venezuela and eyeing Greenland? Chelsea exposes the "Triumvirate of Evil" (U.S., Russia, and Israel) and the billionaires making a killing while you pay for the bombs.
• The New Secret Police: Armed with "Project 2026" blueprints, Stephen Miller is allegedly turning the U.S. into the new USSR. Chelsea warns: Your citizenship won't protect you from a government that views bodies as collateral damage.

The Resistance Toolkit

Chelsea pivots from rage to radical optimism, offering a blueprint for the "Twenty-Twenties Revolution":

• The Power of the "No": A reminder that the working class is the "means of production." If the mice stop running, the machine stops grinding.
• Art as a Weapon: From her viral TikTok anthem "Kristi Noem is a Bird-Legged Hoe" to AI-generated protest songs, Chelsea argues that creators are the truest threat to tyrants.
• The Feminist Takeover: Why women are the natural protectors of society and why the patriarchy is literally "killing us."

"The bad guys are only on their own side. When you side with Darth Vader, he will kill you too. It’s time for the hot girls to take the wheel."

Want to join the "Cult of Gods"? Check out Chelsea's latest merch (including the Deport Melania line) at ChelseaGods.com and follow the movement on TikTok.

I also reveal my personal connection to Maga darling Nick Shirley.

🚨 Pedophiles in the Press Pool & the Pardon Problem: Chelsea calls out the repulsive sight of alleged child rapist Matt Gaetz at the Pentagon press pool and shares the horrifying details of the bipartisan congressional report. Plus, she dives deep into the shocking number of presidential pardons—over 1,600 this year—including drug kingpins, money launderers, and convicted fraudsters who bought their freedom, revealing a clear two-tier justice system.

💸 The Economy is in the Toilet: Prepare to get angry about the stats you need to hear. Chelsea breaks down the outrageous wealth disparity that's making life hell for the majority of Americans. Did you know 67% of Americans are living paycheck-to-paycheck? And that the combined wealth of the bottom 50% (170 million people) is only $80 billion, while one man, Elon Musk, is worth $480 billion? Find out why politicians who refuse to tax billionaires are selling out the American people.

Don't miss the fire! Tune in for the latest episode of the Chelsea God's Cast—every Friday at 11 AM PST on Pirate Cat Radio (92.9 FM Los Gatos, 101.9 FM Santa Cruz, 91.1 FM Portland) and always online at ChelseaGods.com.

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Let us celebrate and gloat together!!

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