I lost it at the Coffee Shop

Tue, 10 Mar 2026 14:24:07 GMT

I was talking to this young woman I met at that cafe, she's 22 I think, (that's right, I never remember a woman's age nor try to, it's the biggest waste of brain space. She's 18+? Cool. Delete everything else about her age after that 🤣) She's studying in some bullsh!t university doing some bullsh!t course. We were bantering when she got so annoyed turned on by my smooth operation that she said, "Oh I wish I could put all men into a slaughterhouse and just watch them.” I smirked. Completely unaffected, I replied: “Listen to me, it is 3pm in the daytime. Can we not talk about your perverted dirty fantasies?” She laughed got even more turned on. EASY. so fvcking easy. I asked her for "entertainment purposes" why she hated men so much. She said it was because all wars happened because of men. Of course she said that. The current war that's going on is on the mind of every chick and she's just repeating back info fed to her by social media and the left-centric news. Now, usually, I would say something smooth again here. "The real wars gonna happen tonight in your bed if you continue dirty talking like that to me" BUT, I did NOT say that. This was one of those times I wanted to give it REAL ROUGH to her. (And not in the pleasurable way) I corrected her. I said wars happened because of women. I said: "You look at any great war in the history of the world. It was either started because of a woman or because men were trying to protect their women and children. Most entitled girls today don’t understand this. They have been brainwashed by social media and programmed by this digital reality and this selective view of the world that is convenient for them." She wasn't laughing. (but still got even more turned on) I continued: "Women forget that the world as you know it exists because men have fought for women." Without waiting for a reply, I asked: "Name one matriarchy." She couldn’t. "I asked her again if she could name one matriarchy in history. To ever exist. She couldn’t again. Without waiting for her answer, I told her why. "The reason you don’t know of any matriarchy present or past is because none of them survived. Which tells you that patriarchy works." "The world might not be perfect, but it is a good world. You are sitting in the best coffee shop in town, in amazing weather, overlooking the most charming guy you have ever met, almost wetting your jeans, and yet you choose to complain about the fact that some war somewhere is happening because of men." I told her she should frankly be disgusted with herself. She shut up. I held an intense strong eye contact. Message received. But because I'm not a resentful loser that's gonna stay stuck on a miserable topic, I shifted the vibe. I wanted her to "get it", and she got it. OVER. NEXT TOPIC. Back to being fun, playful, and seksual. "Now stop undressing me with your eyes, pass me your coffee" I take a sip, then reply: "Damn, this coffee tastes horrible but your lips taste so sweet...c'mon let's get out of here, I know another place." (my home) And of course she got that dose of realness, which is what I was talking about earlier. You should always balance the banter and the fun, with that CUT-THE-BS-and-get-real monologue every blue moon because that contrast hits her hard... in the most pleasurable, sensual way. Such is the way of Charming Misogyny.

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I lost it at the Coffee Shop