Now That's Smut I'm Talking About

Ep18 The One That Broke Us Both

Tue, 19 May 2026 14:30:00 GMT

Computer? I hardly know her! We don't know what this company does but oh boy are we surrounded by horny technology! First, Taylor returns to the fascinating mind of Leonard Delaney with, The Office Photocopier Wants to Have Sex With Me. Then Don accepts a little customer assistance in, Scanned and Stuffed: Taken by the Horny Self-Checkout Machine by Skye MacKinnon and Philomena MacKinnon.

(TW Gore and body horror from 13:46-15:30)

Ep17 Austin Powers to the People

Tue, 12 May 2026 14:30:00 GMT

We've written ourselves into your ears this week with 'Freakier than Fan-Fiction!' Don delivers a research and rant-driven dive into the history and fascinating current of fan-fiction as an art form. Then Taylor launches into a wholesome, bisexual reimagining of everyone's favorite study group with GreendaleHumanBeing's, You Run My Mind, Boy. Finally, Don considers breakfast food representative relations with Nevski's, Like They Do on the Discovery Channel.

Ep16 Dealer's Choice #4

Tue, 05 May 2026 14:30:00 GMT

It's time for Dealer's Choice again, and we're sucking on chocolate eggs and asking the age old question, 'If a pair of pants wore pants, how would they wear the pants?' First, Don dresses down with My Date with a Pair of Gray Sweatpants by Dakota Cockaday as Cassi O. Peia. Then, Taylor wishes for a bit of sugar with Bethanie Loren's, Eggcellent.

Ep15 That's Totally What Trains Do

Tue, 28 Apr 2026 15:13:51 GMT

All aboard, and buckle up! This week we're talking "planes, trains, and automobiles" and we've got two books HOT off the presses! Taylor gets the engine steaming with Railed: A Why Cho-Cho-Choose Romance by Zane E. Stori. Then Don takes the scenic route to boner town with Brake Me, by Athena Bliss and Marluxia Bliss.

Ep14 A Gentleman and a Paperclip

Tue, 21 Apr 2026 14:30:00 GMT

Looks like you're looking for the worst rated smut ever, can we assist you with that? We've wandered into "1 star, would not recommend" territory! Don gets the totally chill and normal party going with Giselle Renarde's, Rainbow Night. Then Taylor takes to the chopter and considers the plot importance of jiggle physics in Leonard Delaney's, Conquered by Clippy.

Ep13 Oiled Up, Speedo-ed, Recently Manscaped

Tue, 14 Apr 2026 14:30:00 GMT

Prepare for the robo-pocalypse and don't forget what your toaster is made of, because this week Taylor and Don are finding horny objects "Around the House." Taylor starts off by demonstrating some unusual new cleaning methods with H.G. Vacuus', Ravished by Roomba. Then Don gets hot under the crust and yells for a while at P.P. Stroker's, Toast Me Gently.

Ep12 Dealer's Choice #3

Tue, 07 Apr 2026 14:30:00 GMT

Hop onboard! It's Dealer's Choice again and we're tooting out some cocaine jazz on our way down this yeasty river. First, Don learns to give back with Thea Masen's, Stiff: An Inanimate Object Shifter Romance. Then Taylor plays a little ditty with Nora Noodle's, French Horny: An Erotic Sentient Instrument Romance.

Ep11 Don't Be Mean to Daddy

Tue, 31 Mar 2026 14:30:00 GMT

Got Milk? We sure do this week! First, Taylor takes on alternative employment with Jocelyn Sinrose's, Private Hucow: Filled and Fertile. Then Don gets surprisingly cozy with 24 ounces of C.M. Nascosta's, Morning Glory Milking Farm.

Ep10 I Regret to Inform You, The Hat Stays On

Tue, 24 Mar 2026 14:30:00 GMT

We've landed in the XXX files, because this week we're hunting for horny cryptids! First, Don sends chills all up and down ya with two selections from author, Sibley Stamps: Naked with the Fresno Nightcrawlers, and Used by the Hatman. Then Taylor takes flight with a pair of cutie patooties in Elaine J. Daniels', Mesmerized by the Moth Woman.

Ep9 Dealer's Choice #2

Tue, 17 Mar 2026 14:30:00 GMT

We return once again to the fuzzy bosom of "Dealer's Choice"! And this time, we doubled up! First, Taylor shoots us into the pool with Holly Wilde's, SPF Me. Then Don gives a fire safety seminar with Holly Wilde's, Laid by the Lint Trap Monster. Completing the Holly Wilde hat trick, Taylor boils up trouble with, The Deviled Egg Made Me Do it. Then Don ties it all to the ceiling with Fanny Tucker's, I Fucked the Puppet.

Ep8 Your Blood Type Said You're a Bottom

Tue, 10 Mar 2026 14:30:00 GMT

Omega-oh-me-oh-my! There's fur exploding in all directions and everyone's pregnant! Today we take a mildly informed trip into the Omegaverse! After a quick informative quiz, Don locks us in their basement and takes a bite of Colbie Dunbar's, Mated to the Mob. Then Taylor shows us a radical mind movie with L.C. Davis's, Bro and the Beast.

Ep7 Wham, Bam, OH YEAH Ma'am!

Tue, 03 Mar 2026 15:30:00 GMT

In this "Cold as Ice" episode, we're trapped in a sauna and deeply worried about the risotto. First, Taylor considers the anatomy of a jug in Vera Valentine's, Cold Sweat. Then Don gets a head wound and disappoints HR in Cleo White's, Chilled and Thrilled.

Ep6 The Jello Salad's the Important Part

Tue, 24 Feb 2026 15:30:00 GMT

We're getting "Wet and Wild" and forgetting our own darn names this week! After a quick gaslighting, Don explores alternative ASMR and radical acceptance in Ivanna Schloppykoch's, Seduced By the Swamp Creature. Then Taylor waterboards you, but in like a cool and sexy way, in Unfortunate Reads', My Date With Water.

Ep5 Don't Worry, I'll Get Back to the Tentacles

Tue, 17 Feb 2026 15:30:00 GMT

Taylor and Don are blasting off right in front of the dinosaur president today with an "Out of this World" episode. First, Don goes back to where it all started to finish out Chuck Tingle's, Space Raptor Butt Trilogy (and the story behind it) with Space Raptor Butt Redemption and Space Raptor Butt Ascension. Then Taylor sneaks a tentacle or two in there and considers a career in space piracy with January Bell's, Alien Kraken’s Prize.

Ep4 Dealer's Choice

Tue, 10 Feb 2026 15:30:00 GMT

It's Dealer's Choice! Don and Taylor have each selected a group of feral fiction for the other to pick from this week. First Taylor checks out some hardware in Vera Valentine's, "Unhinged." Then Don gets paleontological on a trip through time in Lola Faust's, "Triceratops and Bottoms."

Ep3 That's MY Sex Lamp

Tue, 03 Feb 2026 15:30:00 GMT

Grab your plums and/or nectarines and prepare your (ear) holes for some *Horny Sentient Objects.* First, Don shines a light on Sabrina Cross's "Light Me Up: A M/M Lamp Romance" then Taylor discusses the importance of getting your veggies in with Fannie Tucker's "Bagged By the Groceries"

Ep2 A Horny How'd'ya Do

Tue, 27 Jan 2026 15:00:00 GMT

Today for your titillation, Taylor and Don are Scared but Horny as they explore priest vegetable threesomes in G.M. Fairy's "Pounded by Produce: A Veggie Love Tale" and run with sexy slasher boys in Molly Doyle's "Scream for Us: A Dark Romance Halloween Novella"

Ep1 Tingling with Anticip…

Tue, 20 Jan 2026 04:29:37 GMT

Welcome to Now That's Smut I'm Talking About! Taylor, a seasoned smut spelunker and Don, a terrified newbie, embark on a journey to explore the spread wide world of written erotica! Today we explore the works of beloved erotica and horror author, Chuck Tingle.