Spoiler alert: we were confused by the timeline of this wedding. WHY WAS THE CAKE BEING CARRIED OUT WHEN THEY HADN'T EVEN DONE THEIR VOWS YET.10

CW: mention of suicide.

(We also had a slight lag in the audio syncing. Did our best, y'all. Appreciate your patience! #WomenInTech #FuckItItsFree)

Trigger warnings for pretty much everything!

If only Big could say that much.

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FINALLY, SOME QUEER CONTENT.

Get ready to shave your head and struggle for those one-arm push-ups, because we're not ringing the bell on this episode!

Is it an important film in cinema history? It is not.

Did we enjoy it? .... We enjoyed talking about it later!

Will The Tens hate us after listening to this episode? We think we're gonna be on the same page with this one.

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Music Credit: Chitlins and Gefiltefish, by Christian McBride and Gina Gershon

Strap in and strap on for the season 2 finale of The L Word: Generation Q.

Oh, and we also talk about how we The L Word Generation Q. But, you know, it's mostly the other stuff.

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How.

Did.

Shayne.

Plan.

To.

Make.

Money.

At.

Poker.

Night.

Without.

The.

Rake.

That's it. That's the list.

NO NOTES!

Enjoy. :)

Is the final betrayal us having to watch this show? Will detectives usually control interrogations and not let Alice talk about her ex-girlfriend? What resolution did Jenny get on that iPhone 2 video of Bette? Who decided Max would have to wear a Sonny Bono mustache? Would the last episode have been better if they just wheeled Jenny's body back and forth in the house in front of Angelica?

Pop on Bette and Tina's 3-hour goodbye tribute and navigate the series finale where we found out whether Tonya's arthritis would keep her from ripping off a tank top, Whit's big news, and whether Suzanne finds out if Jenny actually died.

What are the rules to this dance marathon?

That's it. That's the only question. Tune in to find out if we -- or the show -- ever find an answer!

Is this baby shower for Max a hate crime? Should Bette and Tina trick a pregnant woman to come live with them so they can legally adopt her baby, and why is everything centered around them? Why is everyone comfortable being naked around each other? Is eating oysters similar to felatio and why is a show about lesbians talking about that? Have we ever seen Shane take a picture of anything? Climb on into your Jeep Liberty, and find out whether Tim Hortons should be able to call themselves a bakery.

How has the whole group not murdered Jenny at this point? At what age does the gang become too old for these recon missions to test Dylan's fidelity? Can we just watch hot people do hot stuff, or do we have to view it all behind a gauzy lens? Is Dylan's hair a hate crime?

Strap on your hiking boots, skip the church service for Sunday brunch, and see whether Suzanne will ever get her table from New Hampshire.

When is Max going to flip a fucking table? Why are Alice and Tasha still together? Why was the vagina so realistic looking in the birth class? What is Bette bringing to this art gallery arrangement with Jessie Spano? Does every lesbian relationship have to start with closet cleaning? Dive into this dumpster of an episode, and find out which Brie is the best Brie, and whether the girls should go on vacation together.

Do we even have words to describe this season?

No. The answer is no.

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Is The Planet the only place in West Hollywood that has wifi so the gang all has to work there? Why does Tina continue to be surprised by the film industry? Is Dan Foxworthy the only couples therapist in LA, and is he getting tired of Bette's referrals? Why don't we get to see Jane Lynch's tiddies? Strap in for this surprise cookie delivery of an episode, a ranking of desserts, and why Suzanne thinks that peanut butter dries out everything and she hates stone fruit.

This?

This is what the season is starting with?

I'm actually feeling empathy for Jenny?

We are still processing. Process along with us!

We. Recap. Ammonite.

Was body odor worse back then, or does it get washed out in the sea? Why isn't Tonya able to see Elder Hot? When women have melancholia, does yellow wallpapering them or giving them a sea bath in a double wide outhouse work better? Were they able to make Kate look haggard, or will Whit continue to comment on her tits?

Dab on some perfume for this special delivery film recap, full of fossil scraping, beach trudging, and Suzanne finally figuring out face sitting.

Since when does Shane want to be a photographer? Will Molly give up making copies during her Supreme Court internship for surfing in Honolulu with Shane? Is cheating the only trope this show can write about? Was everything filmed through gauze for this episode, and was it because Tina was bobbing and weaving around Bette?

Get some hot goss about JLo and Ben Affleck, ghost talk and statues of Mary, and whether or not your covid vaccine is magnetized.

Here's the deal, tens. We recorded a hilarious episode. Seriously, primo content. For two hours. Only to find out that one of our audio tracks didn't record. 

Did we panic? Yes.

Did we immediately re-record? Yes.

Is it worth your time to listen to? No promises.

Can we even remember what we talked about enough to write up a summary? Fuck no.

Join us for our punchiest, loopiest episode yet! Or don't! We'll just be over here, crying in the corner!

What is happening? No, seriously, what is even happening? How are they riding that far on those bikes? Why did they need such large tents? How did those tents even get there? Why did they bring new campfire outfits? HOW ARE THEY NOT ASLEEP BY 8PM?

How much cinnamon bread can an average garbage disposal take in a weekend? Will any path in college get you to the same boring office anyway? What does a gal gotta do to get a free drink at the penny slots? What is the Dutch pronunciation of Ank-Su-Namun? Get the answers to these pointless questions, and more, in this special mailbag episode where the girls still try and find out why they aren't getting offered threesomes.

Did that "Godfather" style meetup with Dawn Dembo really happen? Why is Shayne still hanging around the movie set? Did Jody just forget to take off her clothes before jumping in the pool? Is Dan Foxworthy the building emergency coordinator? Which couple will win the simultaneous competition for best sex scene?

Leave the gun, take the cannoli, and join us for another dizzying episode!

How much money did production spend on a stunt motorcycle driver for the opening scene? Was the theme of the dinner party "ex-girlfriends?" How long would Jenny realistically have waited on the sidewalk outside the movie premiere? Did Alice think she had to show up as a witness with WW2 pin up girl hair? Did Tasha win anything by giving up her military career, or does Alice just have another person to out on her video podcast?

Enjoy some more carwash chat, and a hopeful conclusion to the Adams-Garner debate via Lucy Lawless.

This week, we drop the show entirely and spend time speaking directly to the tens. You guessed it: it's mailbag time!

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Why would Sleeza Gibbons run onto the set of Lez Girls with an entire film crew? How do any of Alice's friends continue to support her going and outing people on this public access station? Why was Kelly McGillis wearing a skirt in this episode of JAG instead of her bomber jacket from Top Gun? Which SheBar wrestler would the girls be? Strap in for some Sunday talk with the yahoos, and some surprising choices for dentist office film requests.

Would a woman really not know how to please another woman? How many hours ahead should you make stir fry chicken for a 2-year old? Did Dawn Denbo recruit Lover Cindi to set the rat traps? Was there an areola sighting in the Bette and Tina sex scene? Will Phyllis ever have a department meeting not discussing lesbians? Celebrate Tonya and Suzanne's 9 year friendversary with some sizzling fajitas, a lamb of God cake, and some more answers about Whit's intro - to which no one was surprised,

Where is the exact location of Lover Cindi's tramp stamp? Did Bette look like she was carrying flour during that "sexy scene" with Jodi? How did production afford the rights to a Jackson 5 song? How many party brownies are too many, and did Alice ever find out?

Get the answers to these questions and other hot topics, such as CTC shrimp tail, Jeni's new ice cream flavor, a Suze, Zouks, and Gonzo threesome, and who would play the girls in a feature film of the pod?

Who had the worst punch at the self-defense class and why is it Jenny? Has bargain basement Stanley Tucci never heard of small dick jokes? Why did Dean Porter look like she was chaperoning a dance at a club opening? How many mentions of Natalie Portman can Whit miss in one episode? Which one of the girls is more likely to have a threesome with My Lover Cindy in a small alcove at SheBar?

Get your cold fish and hot rollers, your free Tim Horton's coffee, and enjoy some more Pelotalk, TitTalk, and insights into whether the vaccine can make your knees and testicles swell.

Why are Jody's friends such garbage people? How long did Shayne take up equipment at the gym? Has anyone ever been to a locker room like the one in this episode? Did you blink and miss Kit being robbed at gunpoint? Why does Tonya say lawyer that way? 

Cancel your fundraiser, pack a bag, and get ready for a quick dip in the lake of The L Word!

Why did the whole bridal shower drop their panties when Shane walked in? Did Dusty go to jail for tax fraud, or client endangerment of training Dana in the street? Why were all clothes made for Jennifer Beals? Did Jodi make her crimper out of metal scraps from her studio?

Grab your paper robe for some Frances McDormand bush talk, and figure out how Jenny was able to get one of Shane's hair trash bags for her dress.

Where has sexy Tina been? Why are Shane and Paige buying a place worse than either of them currently has? And is it just a Ramada Inn from 1991? Will Alice maintain her TERF status, or will she ever stop being horrible? Has Bette and Jodi ever made anyone hot?

Check in on Tonya and Suzanne's century ride on another #PeloTalk segment, and hopefully you get this episode delivered to your ears damage free.

This week, we are taking a break and discussing Disclosure, the Netflix documentary on trans representation in television and movies. We are joined by James, one of the greatest of the tens, and discuss questions like:

How has trans representation in media changed over time? Can any of us cope with the greatness that is Laverne Cox? Why do we not see as many portrayals of trans men as trans women? Are there hidden truths in the storylines around Max, and did Ilene Chaiken just stumble onto them? And should we watch Vampire Diaries next? 

Break out that last reserve of Fresca and join us for a chat on Disclosure! 

Plus, consider donating to Emergency Release Fund, which provides bail funds to the trans community in New York City, as systemic discrimination and criminalization puts them more at risk during pre-trial detention. It was a donation to this organization that led to this bonus episode!

Do Shane and Paige think they can only fuck in cars? Will the girls ever give Ilene credit for calling out the liberal, Hollywood elite, or did the writers just stumble into it again? How did Shane carry that dolly over the fence? Does Dana the ghost look weird drinking a beer? Get your reamer out of your lesbian toolkit, brush your teeth topless, and dive into this season four finale the way Jenny dives into the Pacific Ocean with Sandra 2.

Why doesn't Suze want Tonya or Whit going down on her? Does Alice need a license to drive Tasha's motorcycle? Do students sign up for an instructor's class based on a gossipy work of fiction in the New Yorker? How hard is it to shut a  sidekick 2 phone? Would you eat off a plate that had toenails on it? Did the show stumble into a respectful sex scene or was it intentional? Pour a large glass of Dean Porter's milk and find out why the girls gave this episode a collective rating of "bordering on fine.

How much lipstick does Catherine need to tell Helena that horses run in a circle? Why did Paige let Jared get a green apple sorbet for breakfast? Will Max ever get a happy storyline on this show? How did Bette get that paper out of Jodi's pants, and did she give her a paper cut? Did Tonya's dad bet her lunch money at the race track? Tune in for some big news from Suzanne and Whitney, both of equal weight, and answer the age old lesbian question of monkey or horse?

Did the humidity index cause the big hair effect with Bette and Jodi? Why did Leonard think it was okay to put his shoes on Alice's bed, and how did no one make a vibrator joke about all the phones ringing? Should Joan Cusack have been recast as Judy? In a non-Trump era, will Tonya watch The Mummy?

Celebrate Inauguration Day with a slice of King Cake, hold the baby, and find out why this is the biggest f*** you, Marta we've had yet!

Will the new drinking game include any #PeloTens content, or would we all be on the floor? Would Suzanne and Whitney make love, and who would be on top? Would you call your pubes New York style or Chicago deep dish? Did Tonya make a brave choice with wearing overalls to Mardis Gras? Why were Bette's arms hotter than any chemistry she had with Jodi?

Strap in for hot takes on the Georgia election results, Bean Dad, and the insurrection, and that was just the first week of the year.

Did Bette learn all of the dirty ASL first, and how did she and Jodi have time to get matching tank tops? Have we all whored ourselves out at some point, or is that just Jenny and Kit with the horn player? How will the girls answer FTK with Bette, Helena, and Shane? Will Tasha get court-martialed for letting Alice on base? Where are the therapy receipts for the new and evolved Shane?

Grab your Costco churro and dive into more Muppet and underboob discussion.

Is Jenny the original Hilaria Baldwin? Is hot vet still hot? What does an undie add have to do with a movie premiere? Will Papi ever actually explain how to actually play poker? Why does Suz's voice sound so low? Will we ever release the original recording of this episode?

Grab a slice of meatloaf and hope you land a royal flush as we dive into this week's episode!

Was Marlee Matlin only on the show as an edgy lesbian with hot rollers hair because she is JBeals friend? Who is watching Angelica and Mikey while Mangus and The Nanny fool around? How does Shane keep effortlessly pulling women while she's just trying to raise a child? Why has Suzanne never seen an episode of Law & Order: Special Victims Unit?

Learn more about Jenny's enthralling Bev and Nina in The New Yorker, hear Tonya's breakdown of her new haircut, and roll down a hill into this non-sponsored Peloton infomercial.

Was Jenny crossed into peak monster behavior with killing this old dog to exact revenge? Who needs a time machine to travel to the early aughts when Papi has tattoo sleeves and a fedora? Who would be the best athlete on the gang's team and why is it Bette? Will Shane finally realize that kids require more than sunlight and water to survive?

Grab a feta quesadilla and listen to Whit again defy logic in who she finds hot.

Listen. We know this episode is too long. WE ARE AWARE. But here we are, gabbing for over double the actual running length of the movie we are reviewing. We just couldn't help ourselves.

Season's greetings!

Could the show have spent the money they used on the opening New Orleans balcony scene on some more weights for Max? Did Ilene have beef with Curve magazine? Does Suzanne's mom know that Lily Tomlin is gay? Does Shane know she owns Wax now? Door dash some lesbian sushi and strap in for a 50/50 mashed potatoes and gravy recap.

Where did Shane get her hit list of people who might know where her dad is? Was Max reading about tech tips in the Wall Street Journal for the new people search? Is Phyllis the chancellor of CU or the women's basketball coach? If Alice has been living in LA, why does she pronounce it Pappy?

Order a hair-dye smoothie from Wax or a cereal that pairs well with chocolate milk and get the scoop on the girls' interpretation of circling.

How will Helena adjust to her new life in the 99%? Is Papi a Russian bot? Was Helena being anti-semitic or did she just have another lobotomy? Did Kit forget she was in the middle of introducing Jenny, or is Jenny just that forgettable? Is a jumpsuit ideal for a threesome?

Grab your supermarket carrot, get a glimpse into the anti-abortion clinic debrief, and find out whether The L Word is actually a lesbian Sopranos.

Will we figure out if there is both wigs and fingering? How many stolen glances are made during streetwalking? Would you let someone spit in your mouth if it was Kool Aid flavored? Should they recast this movie with Ellen and Queen Latifah? Can Whit figure out intimacy, or any songs recorded by The Cure or covered by 311? Get answers to these questions and more in this special movie episode, brought to you by Four Seasons Total Landscaping.

This week, we take a break from The L Word and try to keep our minds off of the 2020 election results by answering questions like: 

Will Whit ever get her BLM sign? Why did Suzanne want the nickname, Big Red, in college? Did Tonya ever catch that frat house D? Will they hope for the best and stay in the light?

Listen to this pointless breakdown of the girls' most and least favorite music, people, food, put on your Costco Puma pants, and strap in for Suze's infamous poop in a chair story in this week's election spectacular episode.

Where did the group get all of the cold weather gear living in Southern California? How did Max learn so much about virtualization in Skokie? Was Dana's dancing as good as her tennis playing? Did Jenny throw too many ashes? Should Suzanne do her own shag haircut?

Zip up your space camp suit, clip your JCPenney coupons, and listen to a very thoughtful discussion of the afterlife, the existence of spirits, and Lincoln's ghost train.

Could a family of raccoons fit under the crack in Dana's door? Why is Max sizing himself up against Frosted Tim? Did the screaming bus stop strangers just emerge from the mountains? Did the writers get lazy with researching high school swimming, or is Tonya giving them way too much credit? Is Dana dying the only thing that makes sense in this episode?

You don't need a clock counting down this recap, but you will learn more about Michael Landon's chin, Adam Driver's nose, some new Straight2L merch ideas, and a bonus round of FMK.

Why does Jenny make Trans Prom about anyone other than Max? Were there any waivers signed for the swimming lessons at Tina's? Does anyone care that Bette is at the silent retreat? Did Angelica really have fun with Mikey or was Tina just trying to get laid? Why haven't Carmen and Shane's matching tattoos made them closer?

Grab some level 2 red dragon noodles, only if you are ready, cool it down with some grape nuts ice cream, and learn why Whit is a garbage person ordering garbage food.

Was it "Men's Night" at the San Jose Lightning game? Does Max need a conditioning treatment at WAX to help with the grease? Did the show's hair department source Dana's bald cap from the Acme Corporation? Why didn't Jenny jump in for backup vocals on Kit's track, since everything else is about her?

Get some additional cereal recommendations from Suze, do NOT try and tell Tonya about your dreams, and see if Whit will be able to discern if she actually liked Ratched.

Was that the best wig Alice could find for the gay opera? Where did Carmen and Shane get matching sharpie tattoos? How does Billy time lighting his cigarette while standing outside waiting for Kit? Why do the writers insist on throwing this Dana storyline quite literally in the trash?

Grab a charred slice of Suzanne's strawberry rhubarb crisp, settle into the Glennon Doyle breakdown nobody asked for, and see if Tonya can figure out how to navigate TikTok

Was that Colton in the dorm scene or is Tonya the only one paying attention? Can you recycle foam core? Will Jenny get fired from The Planet for essentially interviewing for her new job at her current job? Who looks better in a tie, Suzanne or Tina?

Hit the road to find your nearest zaxby's, go in incognito mode for any recent image googling, and find a Gen Z correspondent to see why these kids are trying to take down Helen Keller.

Where is this desert auto repair shop in Fairfax, VA? Does meditation send you to the path to nirvana or into a panic attack? Why does Whitney like Bette's green, sparkly tunic? Will Jenny and Shane get evicted for warping those wood floors? Does Cherie Jafie have poolside injuries? Will Suzanne stop lying to her hair stylist and to the employees at motherhood maternity?

Join us for a birthday bike ride, frogger across the halfpipe, and a very breast-centered episode.

Can Tina pull off a colored bra under a white shirt? Is the "Carmen by the stove" lighting Valencia or Sierra? Would you cheat on your partner if it was on a $50,000 carpet? When you win a car, do you just get to drive it home that day?

Pour a drink from your novelty-sized bottle of bourbon, put on your pumping bra, and answer the age-old question of who would win in a tennis match: Mary Kay Letourneau or Billie Jean King?

How did Bette find a job that she doesn't need to go to but also provides a stipend? Why did Moira think it was okay to offer cow balls to people she just met? Is Alice's doctor, Dr. Spaceman from 30 Rock? Why does Mangus tell everyone to look for a job that makes your heart sing?

Grab a lobster dinner, turn on some Amy Grant, and listen for toaster oven recommendations that you can't even find on the dark web.

What are the logistics of going down on someone in an F-150? Do the employees of Lez Clean Up agree to take down shrines of your ex-girlfriend? Is the Carmen lingerie scene the best ass work we will see all season? Will our new Gen Z correspondent be able to explain to Suzanne what cyber sex is?

Should the girls start giving advice in Pandy times? Most likely no, but they can tell you which boobs are theirs on a coffee mug.

Is a creamed spinach and poached egg lunch customary as a thank you for returning gloves? If you like toy train sets as a young girl, are you predisposed? Who should they have cast as Therese, if we had access to a time machine? Will Whit ever get to see the film in color?

Order a salad with no dressing, check into the presidential suite and take off your racist sports' team bra, and see whether Carol left the gloves on purpose.

Can Rachel Weisz look any hotter in those breeches? Does fainting in a room of people work when you want to stop talking about something? Can laying beef on your legs cure your gout? Will Suzanne ever figure out when fingering is happening?

Get some -- or none -- of these questions answered in this special bonus episode of the girls' analysis of The Favourite.

How many lesbians does it take to assemble a birthing tank? Why does Dana's personal trainer make her workout in the middle of the street? Was Winnie playing the long game to get Gramercy Park? Was Melvin's last wishes to have Betty perform at his memorial and Mark to film it?

Get the answers to these questions and more in the recap of the season 2 finale, along with the birth of Angelica... and Peggy.

Why does Bette think everyone works for her? Is Helena the closest thing we get to a straight man since Tim left? Why is Mark still hanging around? How does Bette sleep in jeans and a bra? Will the girls intervene if Tonya decides to do a public strip tease?

Grab a cold drink and a cold sauce, strap on your blueberry picking bucket, and see whether you are cool enough to let your partner go out with an ex.

How does Jenny have time to put together all of the paper dolls? Will Alice get a returned 'I love you' from Dana? Did Tina bring Bette some hospital grade stretchy pants in that bag? Will anyone be able to get the image of a whale bone catheter out of their head?

Crack open a bottle of Portuguese wine, put on your bootcut capris, and don't forget your safe word for this episode, if you need it!

How was Jenny able to write that backwards on her body? Was Dana just on Alice's radio show because it was "bring your girlfriend to work day"? Is Jenny in over her head by playing the long game with Carmen and Shane? Will we finally get to see Shane's buttcrack? Listen to the sexy cello playing of Amy Ziff, see if Suzanne ever gets her internet to work, and remember to not promise a threesome unless it's going to be a good one.

How much cranberry juice does Jenny need to drink to avoid a UTI? Is there any scenery left or has Camryn Manheim chewed it all up? How many different windows has the sex shop employee done product testing? Did Tina ever put away her freezer items or did they melt on the counter?

Listen to your favorite 90s song, do not forget a bottle of ranch, and 86 BLB's new haircut.

How long were Dana and Alice in the sex coocoon? Will Carmen ever break it to Jenny that she doesn't actually like her? Does Winnie actually know Bette or was she just trying to get her kids some dinner and a swim? Was Kit taking inventory of the bar in crayon?

Grab a mango white claw, put on your night-night clothes, and ask your nearest priest how many Hail Marys Blake Lively's brother will need to clear his conscience.

Does having two friends become girlfriends throw off the balance of the universe? Why does Helena think her kids are sexual beings, and why is she taking them to Sea World? Would you buy meat off a truck if the hot sales woman offered to prepare it for you? 

Reheat some beef from a perfectly organized freezer, see if Suzanne figures out what to do with her garbage disposal situation, and if meat tagging were a real thing - would it be anti-feminist?

Did Helena see Tina's live plant box when she delivered the grant money to her apartment? How could Shane spill beer all over the kitchen just to flirt with Carmen? Why can't Alice let Dana finish the Celebrity Slammin Jammin' Tournament before breaking up with Tonya? Who thought Melissa Rivers was a get?

Enjoy another Jenny nightmare carnival scene, where at least she isn't talking, take another deep dive into pregnancy nipple talk, and see who holds all the cards

Does Jenny look like an elf or Ringo Starr with her new haircut? Have you ever gotten a gift bag at a bachelorette party? Why does Hunka Hunka Burning Love try and get everyone wrapped up in his pyramid scheme? How many camera crews should you send out when awarding a grant?

Grab a pair of handcuffs, a tub of cool whip, and a sweet bagel and decide whether you want cream cheese or butter.

How is Bette able to unhook that bra so quickly? Where is Helena buying those bondage tops? How is Peggy Peabody able to get so much action? Will Kit get caught up in a MLM? Would you let Shane cut your hair?

Tune in for these answers along with the perfect nipple placement in a red dress, what the girls would do if they had a penis, and whether or not they can ride roller coasters and eat Taco Bell - in that order!

Does anyone want to listen to Mary J. Blige, PINK, or Lenny Kravitz play on a high school riser while typing a screenplay? How does Ton-Ton put together this marketing meeting? Why is Alice fat shaming Tina? Will the girls be able to find an episode winner?

Grab a milk or beer, depending on what says you care, and listen to laments about registrar rage, Carmen's fedora, and how much Betty does NOT rule.

Is Jane Lynch in everything, and how many areas of law does she practice? Has Jenny ever taken a writing class? Is Kit's business plan written in crayon? What face is an appropriate one to make during a lap dance?

Order a baby mindblower with an extra hit and tune in to hear the girls discuss the rules of strip clubs and Anne Hathaway's assets.

How did the band, Betty, manage to ruin not only the theme song but every song on the show? What tourist boardwalk did Carmen get her henna tattoo? Why couldn't Jenny help Tim move those empty boxes? Will Tonya and Dana get a gravy boat instead of that $2000 espresso maker?

Take a drink for every time Suzanne can't pronounce someone's name, and choose your Lesbian Quarantine House for this season two premier.

Why is "thought about you" way hotter than "dreamed about you?" Will any of us pronounce the names of the characters correctly? Will Suzanne just get the name of the movie right? (The answer is, unsurprisingly, no.) How many times will we "release" to this release?

Grab your paint brushes and your pantaloons, it's time to dive into this French female masterpiece.

What kind of B&B did Candace take Bette, and why is it okay to do slammed-against-the-door kissing there but not at work? What really happened to Mr. Piddles? How does Jenny attract both Gene AND Robin? What's not to love about a good shower cry?

Grab some queso and, a Fresca-Margarita, and listen to the recap of the finale of season one!

What is your favorite Indigo Girls song to listen to in a pandemic? Did they ever go back to pick up Lenore? How does Jenny get such an audience for her coming out story, let alone Poor Woman's Laura Dern?

Pack your bags, head to the Dinah, and talk about the new age old question of who's hotter: Audrey Hepburn or Danny DeVito?

Has Jenny emerged from her own quarantine as a feral, tool shed dweller? What service provides baby clothes folding? Does Slim Daddy know Kit is a bad singer? Why is Dana not getting any action, especially with that new haircut?

Continue your social isolation and listen to this week's episode...from a safe, six-foot distanc

Will Tim ever be able to kick Jenny out of his house? Where did Tina find that deal on a birthing tank? Is it Slim Dogg or Snoop Daddy? Will Suzanne ever meet the snowman and will Tonya ever meet Cherie Jaffe?

Dress or undress to your comfort level and enjoy a box of wine chucked at the window while you listen!

What kind of group therapy uses the lay down on a pillow, touching heads technique? Why are Bette's assistants not doing their jobs?  Why did no one tell Jenny about Francesca? Does it get better or do you just get used to it? Can Tina stop making everything about herself?

Get out and stay out, grab your copy of The Advocate or the Word of the Lord, and enjoy this deep dive into episode 9!

How can Jenny still be in those tights? Will Whitney ever understand what girly means? Is a pregnancy intervention a real type of intervention? Will the girls ever get the pizza and ranch delivered? Are you screaming into your radio yet?

Get WILD for this off the rails episode and the age old question of who is more objectively hot: Jennifer Garner or Amy Adams?

Why are people taking drugs from strangers? Do straight men realize that women just need them to remember any details? Why can't anyone in this episode reach anyone on the phone? How does Anne Heche relate to any of this? Can Suzanne keep it to a maximum of 10 questions?

Grab something like sorbet but sweeter, turn on your closed captioning, and enjoy some liquor in the front and poker in the rear!

 A Tale of Three Cocktails

"Rasberry Chipolte"

Would you be okay with your friends making out with your mom? Does Bette lose her superpowers when her hair isn't curly? Why doesn't Tonya remember Jennifer Aniston's nipples? Celebrate Trish maintaining her NCAA eligibility and enjoy this breakdown on another Columbus clear day!

Strap in and strap on!

Why do people continue to have sex with Jenny? How many NCAA violations have accumulated for Trish? Why do Soup Chef and Dana not understand female ejaculation? What is your preferred method in taking a pregnancy test? Do the girls survive the undisclosed recording location?

Take a listen and let this episode fill your big, gaping Spring slot!

Strap in and strap on!

Strap in and strap on!

Has Jenny outkicked her coverage with Marina? Is everyone showing their boobs in a locker room mirror? Is Jennifer Beals sent from the heavens? Do you have to initiate a threesome if you are ovulating and in need of good sperm? These questions will be answered and more will be discussed about race cars, row boats, and elder hotness.

Strap in and strap on!

Strap in and strap on!