Shutdown Fullcast

The Holes Episode feat. Cody Campbell and Jelly Roll

Wed, 17 Jun 2026 10:00:00 GMT

Spencer behind enemy onlines
President bad at pool
Jelly Roll divorce discourse
The Sorsby thing again, sure
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Now through June 30, 100% of proceeds from PTKU merch sold through the Shutdown Fullstore will be donated to the Transgender Resource Center of New Mexico
Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Patrick Howell
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s other show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz

Metal Gear Sorsby 4: Guns Up

Wed, 10 Jun 2026 10:00:00 GMT

Ryan’s more Metal Gear than man now
Sorsby case thoughts: We have some!
Sure, let's try shunning to fix NCAA issues; it's not like anything else is working
The first-ever use of "pro wrestling in the pejorative sense" in the show's interminable history
Cody Campbell if nothing else please stop smiling at us on television
Bonus weather ambience in today's episode! Soothing rain sounds provided free of charge
LSU basketball recruiting speculation [oil term]
Ryan ends one long-running game and begins another, shorter one
Stick around for the end of the show to find out how excited we all are for the World Cup!
The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 29 (twenty-nine!!) bonus episodes since launching in August. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)
Now through June 30, 100% of proceeds from PTKU merch sold through the Shutdown Fullstore will be donated to the Transgender Resource Center of New Mexico
Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Patrick Howell
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz

Pounce On Bad Vibes

Wed, 03 Jun 2026 10:00:00 GMT

Holly's Welsh doppelgänger's brother's potential future landlord is having trouble with his email
Restaurant personnel taxonomy
House fuckery for everybody
Maguire v Sark, excuse for Saban voices
We found the Stanford Cabela's
Breaking news to Surber
The Atlantic did a bad football post and now we're political consultants
Chet Holmgren Join The League Of Shadows Challenge
The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 29 (twenty-nine!!) bonus episodes since launching in August. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)
Now through June 30, 100% of proceeds from PTKU merch sold through the Shutdown Fullstore will be donated to the Transgender Resource Center of New Mexico
Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Trey McClure
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz

Don't Get Die Harded

Wed, 27 May 2026 10:00:00 GMT

NBA playoffs recap, feat. The Washington Wizards
Lane Kiffin Was Right (weird!)
Kirby says the quiet part (whoops!)
Ted Cruz egg discourse returns (sorry!)
Georgia mercenary lore
Dangerous toys of the twentieth century
Bison breeding detour
Jaxson Dart conspiracy theory debunked (by replacing it with another, better conspiracy theory) (that's not real either)
We're all getting really into crying, join us
The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 29 (twenty-nine!!) bonus episodes since launching in August. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)
Now through June 30, 100% of proceeds from PTKU merch sold through the Shutdown Fullstore will be donated to the Transgender Resource Center of New Mexico
Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Wes Hunt
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz

Surrender To The Hook Of Enlightenment

Wed, 20 May 2026 10:00:00 GMT

Get your exclusive Nashville Super Bowl merchandise here
Let's Remember Some Ancient Curses
Brendan Sorsby's just trying to keep the spark alive, baby
Consider the state of Arizona
A dramatic rendition of Podcast Business
Playoff Expansion Talk, For Who/For What Edition
The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 29 (twenty-nine!!) bonus episodes since launching in August. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)
Now through June 30, 100% of proceeds from PTKU merch sold through the Shutdown Fullstore will be donated to the Transgender Resource Center of New Mexico
Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz

Another Flat Cat

Wed, 13 May 2026 10:00:00 GMT

Hand In The Dirt is perfect and you are the problem
UCF celebrates its humanities graduates by demonstrating it cannot read a room
We figured out why Brian Kelly's into AI
Inverting the Diego Pavia legend for the good of everybody involved
What do Jay Paterno and mold remediation influencers have in common?
We (us and also you) have a new favorite cyclist
People in college sports want enforcement that will pull their hair just a lil bit (Nebraska story)
The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 29 (twenty-nine!!) bonus episodes since launching in August. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)
Now through June 30, 100% of proceeds from PTKU merch sold through the Shutdown Fullstore will be donated to the Transgender Resource Center of New Mexico
Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Christian Ashlock
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz

You Peed Your Pants In Miami

Wed, 06 May 2026 10:00:00 GMT

What is the most unimportant age and why is Miami always that age?
What's the opposite of ASMR? Whatever that is we've got some of it
NBA tanking solutions
Taking advantage of our newfound status as media moguls
Probably the most Florida football enthusiasm we have ever shown in a single episode
Checking in on Liddle Ole Clemson
The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 28 (twenty-eight!!) bonus episodes since launching in August. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)
Now through June 30, 100% of proceeds from PTKU merch sold through the Shutdown Fullstore will be donated to the Transgender Resource Center of New Mexico
Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Clayton Moore
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz

The Asbestos Of Past Podcasts

Wed, 29 Apr 2026 10:00:00 GMT

Shelf life of old Fullcasts: shorter than you might think!
We may never know Jor-Don's true purpose
NFL Draft recap
Which podcasts and which podcasters are AI, and how might they Mysterio Spencer into thinking he's getting attacked by a giant space octopus
2026 Charity Bowl recap
Fullcast Getback Give-Back donation recipient announced: https://www.treehouseforkids.org/
What was YOUR "welcome to the League" moment?
C.A.T. Squad and C.A.T. Squad: Python Wolf, reviewed
For those of you returning to this episode in 2032 looking for the debate on morality in the Super Mario Brothers universe that eventually tore the show apart, you want to skip to about the last 15 minutes
The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 28 (twenty-eight!!) bonus episodes since launching in August. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)
Now through June 30, 100% of proceeds from PTKU merch sold through the Shutdown Fullstore will be donated to the Transgender Resource Center of New Mexico
Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Brock Jerue
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz

NFL Draft Special With Special Guest Python Wolf

Wed, 22 Apr 2026 10:00:00 GMT

Why the NFL draft is Coachella for dads
The 2026 EDSBS Charity Bowl is underway! More on that here.
Washington is the winner of the Charity Bowl Getback Give-Back! Email suggestions for Spencer's $500 donation to shutdownfullcast@gmail.com
Should we buy the Poinsettia Bowl y/n
The specific gravity of Conference USA
Wrestlemania was bad and that's why we're announcing our Saudi Arabian ska tour
What is Texas A&M learning from the war in Iran
Let's draft some guys
Alachua County sleeper cell, activate
The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 28 (twenty-eight!!) bonus episodes since launching in August. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)
Now through June 30, 100% of proceeds from PTKU merch sold through the Shutdown Fullstore will be donated to the Transgender Resource Center of New Mexico
Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz

Who Rescued Who??

Wed, 15 Apr 2026 10:00:00 GMT

Spencer has a zoo crew morning
Important trucks we have seen lately
Let's remember some banks
Let's remember an embattled Texas funeral commissioner
The 2026 EDSBS Charity Bowl begins Monday, April 20! More on that here.
Our small damp Vice President broke the college football playoff trophy and then he broke Ohio State
The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 28 (twenty-eight!!) bonus episodes since launching in August. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)
Now through June 30, 100% of proceeds from PTKU merch sold through the Shutdown Fullstore will be donated to the Transgender Resource Center of New Mexico
Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Christian Ashlock
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz

Arnold Palmer Rises From His Grave To Eat Cigarettes With You

Wed, 08 Apr 2026 10:00:00 GMT

What celebrity cruise did Surber describe as "smelling like old chili"?
The Masters victory dinner menus, reviewed, and why we can't have them in the NFL (short answer: "Pete Carroll")
Time for another meeting of our Mike Lombardi Review Board
Holding space to mourn the Big Ten's recent run of titles like the SEC honks we are
The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 28 (twenty-eight!!) bonus episodes since launching in August. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)
Now through June 30, 100% of proceeds from PTKU merch sold through the Shutdown Fullstore will be donated to the Transgender Resource Center of New Mexico
Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz

Holy Wednesday At The Dog Cathedral

Wed, 01 Apr 2026 10:00:00 GMT

Which host is the most Catholic?
Host is also a Catholic term, which we never address in the show, sorry
You can probably guess how we got to Texas A&M from there
Gender-based leather jacket risk-reward analysis
Why convert to Catholicism when you can just get a Costco membership
If history is any indication, this is gonna be how some of you find out Lou Holtz died
Spencer makes funeral arrangements
Jelly Roll previews the American Gladiators remake
How to join the French Foreign Legion
The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 27 (twenty-seven) bonus episodes since launching in August. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)
Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Matthew Flovski
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz

The Jelly Roll Federalist Papers

Wed, 25 Mar 2026 10:00:00 GMT

Practicing Minions preparedness
Which Fullcast hosts are actively evil? Discuss
Which Hand In The Dirt host would you want to ride out the Purge with?
Spencer takes a musical journey
Tailgate at the Jack Reacher trial, save the date
Morally cleansing ollies at Augusta National
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Now through March 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to TransVisible Montana. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE
Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Becca Lynch
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz

2026 Bracket Special feat. The Median Voter

Wed, 18 Mar 2026 10:00:00 GMT

Tornadoes, gendered for a reason
New Grumors!
Meteor game! Which metropolis does Spencer dub "The Tampa of Ohio" and why is that not the meanest thing he's going to say in the next ten minutes?
Who is the Chet Hanks of the Mannings?
This year's Fullcast mystery brackets ask the important questions, such as: Has cryosleep gotten a bad rap? Is there pizza in the future? Will we never trust North Carolinians to handle snakes properly?
Who will join previous bracket champions Mariah Carey and Old-Timey Mine Cart? Everybody be cool and follow the instructions to determine our winner! You did a really good job at this last year, and we're proud of you! Do not make us unproud
The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 27 (twenty-seven) bonus episodes since launching in August. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)
Now through March 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to TransVisible Montana. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE
Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Trey McClure
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz

Recovery Mode

Wed, 11 Mar 2026 10:00:00 GMT

Dana Holgorsen's whoop score, investigated
Buff Hutts, discussed
What are we all devoting our lives to now that college football has been Fixed
Special guest announcement for next week that also doubles as a test to see who reads the show notes: the BTK killer
Presidential + Vice Presidential aggregate smells, ranked
Mid-show argument over who brought Pizza Hut to Russia
Florida misses on a culturally important recruit
Buckle the fuck up, it's Price Of Crude In The Permian ™ time
Tobacco companies: call us
Travis Kelce get your giant dick over here and take your medicine
The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 27 (twenty-seven) bonus episodes since launching in August. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)
Now through March 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to TransVisible Montana. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE
Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz

2026 NFL Combine Insiders Guide

Wed, 04 Mar 2026 11:00:00 GMT

What is "the Last Glizzy"?
Arise, Rueben Bain Arm Length Discourse
Indiana nice, explained
Presidential trading cards: what?
The definitive "needs weed" power rankings of the Stoops brothers
The Transfer Wizard returns, making this an episode that is a) potentially actually informative and also b) one in which everybody gets to do wizard voices
PLUS! Which host is "itching for another roof crime"?
The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 27 (twenty-seven) bonus episodes since launching in August. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)
Now through March 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to TransVisible Montana. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE
Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Caleb Curtis
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz

Michael Lombardi Instagram Safari

Wed, 25 Feb 2026 11:00:00 GMT

Ryan helps Holly market a #disruptive new healthcare plan
Supplemental reading material may be found here
Unlike some other shows, we're not afraid to say these three little words: "Dracula's NFT collection"
Kirby and Mario got jokes, shocking absolutely everyone
Mack Brown gets his flowers
Olympics update
Designated survivor or bad hang?
A harrowing new UFL tradition is unveiled
The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 27 (twenty-seven) bonus episodes since launching in August. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)
Now through March 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to TransVisible Montana. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE
Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Caleb Curtis
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz

Realignment 2026: Jeopardy vs. Price Is Right

Wed, 18 Feb 2026 11:00:00 GMT

Werewolf facts review
Assigning everybody jobs on a ship
Jason's blocked by Hugh Freeze on Instagram! Find out why that even came up!
This week in college football realignment: Who made this mess. Stop it
Since we can't make college football conferences clean up their bedrooms, we're going to play a little game and try to make it worse
What somehow appears to be our first orginal sea shanty
A second sea shanty
Now through March 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to TransVisible Montana. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE
Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Wes Hunt
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz

Super Bowl Recap And Winter Olympics Sex Hut Report

Wed, 11 Feb 2026 11:00:00 GMT

Episode title, continued: "And Dallas Cowboys Spring Preview, Plus Assigning Winter Sports To SEC Schools"
Now through March 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to TransVisible Montana. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE
Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by David Cook
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz

Super Bowl Preview Episode And Hot Dog Summoning Spell

Wed, 04 Feb 2026 11:00:00 GMT

Walk-up music for every social situation
Pillars of Islam, but make it Fullcast
More than any other episode, this one really is going to destroy our search histories. We recognize this is a high bar to clear
John Fetterman Pokémon taxonomy
The Hagar theory of politics
Gronk, go Groot
Time to update the death tally from WWI?? Discuss
Athletic Director Patch Quest
Shaquille O'Neal's trouble with smoke bombs
PAC-12/B1G Super Bowl preview
Now through March 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to TransVisible Montana. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE
Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Chris Watkins
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino

Snow and/or Hurricane Day Mailbag

Wed, 28 Jan 2026 11:00:00 GMT

We have been beset by the gods (of weather this time); please adjust expectations for this episode accordingly
Title game scene recap by Jason
International sports news recap by Surber
Field trip to Boston instagram
A dark turn from Spencer leads to a sensible way to make money online
Your calls regarding dumb things you have gotten up to during inclement weather
Now through March 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to TransVisible Montana. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE
Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino

Have You Heard The One About Indiana Football

Wed, 21 Jan 2026 11:00:00 GMT

Indiana won the football game
Surber and Spencer are in a fight
Has anybody seen Jason
Once again a disturbing amount of football talk in this episode. We promise to correct this imbalance shortly
Now through March 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to TransVisible Montana. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE
Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Trey McClure
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz

This Championship Game Preview Sponsored By Big Ten Bacta Tanks

Wed, 14 Jan 2026 11:00:00 GMT

Who has the biggest teevee in college football? The answer may disturb you!
What they are using that video board for will definitely disturb you
Why every reporter should try and play their own personal game of Whiplash in every postgame press conference
Which coach would Jim Harbaugh eat first in a desert island situation?
This is, in fact, our college football playoff championship preview
Now through March 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to TransVisible Montana. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE
This episode was produced by Doug Reyes-Ceron
Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino

Everything After the FCS Championship Will Be a Letdown

Wed, 07 Jan 2026 11:00:00 GMT

Let's talk about the ACC of the NFL
Let's also meet the Earl of St. Petersburg
Ryan talks about attending the game of the year, where someone did not show him all the cows on their phone
Ryan also talks about going to the Rose Bowl, where 60,000 Indiana fans saw how bad Alabama was
Ryan might be the center of the college football universe this year, actually
Miami is the only team that has solved football with the innovative strategy "get quarterback, no pass"
"beating a team twice is hard" is one of the biggest lies in sports
The SEC should probably stop getting bounced from the playoff if they don't want people to talk about them getting bounced from the playoff
This episode was produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Wes Hunt
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino

40 FOR 40: The 2025 Holiday Bowl

Fri, 02 Jan 2026 16:17:10 GMT

WWWWWWWWELCOME to the return of 40 For 40, our bowl preview series where every bowl game gets its own episode and each episode is exactly as long as that game deserves.
Who decides what “deserves” means? We do! Thank you for asking
This episode was produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme 40 For 40 intro arranged and performed by Russell Powell
Fullcast theme 40 For 40 outro arranged and performed by Matt
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino

40 FOR 40: The 2025 Liberty Bowl

Fri, 02 Jan 2026 16:16:25 GMT

WWWWWWWWELCOME to the return of 40 For 40, our bowl preview series where every bowl game gets its own episode and each episode is exactly as long as that game deserves.
Who decides what “deserves” means? We do! Thank you for asking
This episode was produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme 40 For 40 intro arranged and performed by Russell Powell
Fullcast theme 40 For 40 outro arranged and performed by Matt
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino

40 FOR 40: The 2025 Duke’s Mayo Bowl

Thu, 01 Jan 2026 11:03:00 GMT

WWWWWWWWELCOME to the return of 40 For 40, our bowl preview series where every bowl game gets its own episode and each episode is exactly as long as that game deserves.
Who decides what “deserves” means? We do! Thank you for asking
This episode was produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme 40 For 40 intro arranged and performed by Russell Powell
Fullcast theme 40 For 40 outro arranged and performed by Matt
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino

40 FOR 40: The 2025 Armed Forces Bowl

Thu, 01 Jan 2026 11:00:00 GMT

WWWWWWWWELCOME to the return of 40 For 40, our bowl preview series where every bowl game gets its own episode and each episode is exactly as long as that game deserves.
Who decides what “deserves” means? We do! Thank you for asking
This episode was produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme 40 For 40 intro arranged and performed by Russell Powell
Fullcast theme 40 For 40 outro arranged and performed by Matt
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino

40 FOR 40: 2025 College Football Playoff Second Round Preview

Wed, 31 Dec 2025 11:02:00 GMT

WWWWWWWWELCOME to the return of 40 For 40, our bowl preview series where every bowl game gets its own episode and each episode is exactly as long as that game deserves.
Who decides what “deserves” means? We do! Thank you for asking
Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE
This episode was produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme 40 For 40 intro arranged and performed by Russell Powell
Fullcast theme 40 For 40 outro arranged and performed by Matt
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino

40 FOR 40: The 2025 Las Vegas Bowl

Wed, 31 Dec 2025 11:01:00 GMT

WWWWWWWWELCOME to the return of 40 For 40, our bowl preview series where every bowl game gets its own episode and each episode is exactly as long as that game deserves.
Who decides what “deserves” means? We do! Thank you for asking
Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE
This episode was produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme 40 For 40 intro arranged and performed by Russell Powell
Fullcast theme 40 For 40 outro arranged and performed by Matt
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino

40 FOR 40: The 2025 Cheez-It Citrus Bowl

Wed, 31 Dec 2025 11:00:00 GMT

WWWWWWWWELCOME to the return of 40 For 40, our bowl preview series where every bowl game gets its own episode and each episode is exactly as long as that game deserves.
Who decides what “deserves” means? We do! Thank you for asking
Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE
This episode was produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme 40 For 40 intro arranged and performed by Russell Powell
Fullcast theme 40 For 40 outro arranged and performed by Matt
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino

40 FOR 40: The 2025 Sun Bowl

Tue, 30 Dec 2025 22:12:41 GMT

WWWWWWWWELCOME to the return of 40 For 40, our bowl preview series where every bowl game gets its own episode and each episode is exactly as long as that game deserves.
Who decides what “deserves” means? We do! Thank you for asking
Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE
This episode was produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme 40 For 40 intro arranged and performed by Russell Powell
Fullcast theme 40 For 40 outro arranged and performed by Matt
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino

40 FOR 40: The 2025 ReliaQuest (OUTBACK OUTBACK OUTBACK) Bowl

Tue, 30 Dec 2025 22:11:11 GMT

WWWWWWWWELCOME to the return of 40 For 40, our bowl preview series where every bowl game gets its own episode and each episode is exactly as long as that game deserves.
Who decides what “deserves” means? We do! Thank you for asking
Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE
This episode was produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme 40 For 40 intro arranged and performed by Russell Powell
Fullcast theme 40 For 40 outro arranged and performed by Matt
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino

40 FOR 40: The 2025 Alamo Bowl

Mon, 29 Dec 2025 11:02:00 GMT

WWWWWWWWELCOME to the return of 40 For 40, our bowl preview series where every bowl game gets its own episode and each episode is exactly as long as that game deserves.
Who decides what “deserves” means? We do! Thank you for asking
Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE
This episode was produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme 40 For 40 intro arranged and performed by Russell Powell
Fullcast theme 40 For 40 outro arranged and performed by Matt
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino

40 FOR 40: The 2025 Music City Bowl

Mon, 29 Dec 2025 11:01:00 GMT

WWWWWWWWELCOME to the return of 40 For 40, our bowl preview series where every bowl game gets its own episode and each episode is exactly as long as that game deserves.
Who decides what “deserves” means? We do! Thank you for asking
Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE
This episode was produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme 40 For 40 intro arranged and performed by Russell Powell
Fullcast theme 40 For 40 outro arranged and performed by Matt
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino

40 FOR 40: The 2025 Independence Bowl

Mon, 29 Dec 2025 11:00:00 GMT

WWWWWWWWELCOME to the return of 40 For 40, our bowl preview series where every bowl game gets its own episode and each episode is exactly as long as that game deserves.
Who decides what “deserves” means? We do! Thank you for asking
Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE
This episode was produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme 40 For 40 intro arranged and performed by Russell Powell
Fullcast theme 40 For 40 outro arranged and performed by Matt
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino

40 FOR 40: The 2025 Birmingham Bowl

Sun, 28 Dec 2025 11:00:00 GMT

WWWWWWWWELCOME to the return of 40 For 40, our bowl preview series where every bowl game gets its own episode and each episode is exactly as long as that game deserves.
Who decides what “deserves” means? We do! Thank you for asking
Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE
This episode was produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme 40 For 40 intro arranged and performed by Russell Powell
Fullcast theme 40 For 40 outro arranged and performed by Matt
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino

40 FOR 40: The 2025 Texas Bowl

Fri, 26 Dec 2025 11:03:00 GMT

WWWWWWWWELCOME to the return of 40 For 40, our bowl preview series where every bowl game gets its own episode and each episode is exactly as long as that game deserves.
Who decides what “deserves” means? We do! Thank you for asking
Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE
This episode was produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme 40 For 40 intro arranged and performed by Russell Powell
Fullcast theme 40 For 40 outro arranged and performed by Matt
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino

40 FOR 40: The 2025 Gator Bowl

Fri, 26 Dec 2025 11:02:00 GMT

WWWWWWWWELCOME to the return of 40 For 40, our bowl preview series where every bowl game gets its own episode and each episode is exactly as long as that game deserves.
Who decides what “deserves” means? We do! Thank you for asking
Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE
This episode was produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme 40 For 40 intro arranged and performed by Russell Powell
Fullcast theme 40 For 40 outro arranged and performed by Matt
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino

40 FOR 40: The 2025 New Mexico Bowl

Fri, 26 Dec 2025 11:01:00 GMT

WWWWWWWWELCOME to the return of 40 For 40, our bowl preview series where every bowl game gets its own episode and each episode is exactly as long as that game deserves.
Who decides what “deserves” means? We do! Thank you for asking
Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE
This episode was produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme 40 For 40 intro arranged and performed by Russell Powell
Fullcast theme 40 For 40 outro arranged and performed by Matt
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino

40 FOR 40: The 2025 Arizona Bowl

Fri, 26 Dec 2025 11:00:00 GMT

WWWWWWWWELCOME to the return of 40 For 40, our bowl preview series where every bowl game gets its own episode and each episode is exactly as long as that game deserves.
Who decides what “deserves” means? We do! Thank you for asking
Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE
This episode was produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme 40 For 40 intro arranged and performed by Russell Powell
Fullcast theme 40 For 40 outro arranged and performed by Matt
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino

40 FOR 40: The 2025 Pop-Tarts Bowl

Thu, 25 Dec 2025 11:02:00 GMT

WWWWWWWWELCOME to the return of 40 For 40, our bowl preview series where every bowl game gets its own episode and each episode is exactly as long as that game deserves.
Who decides what “deserves” means? We do! Thank you for asking
Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE
This episode was produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme 40 For 40 intro arranged and performed by Russell Powell
Fullcast theme 40 For 40 outro arranged and performed by Matt
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino

40 FOR 40: The 2025 Fenway Bowl

Thu, 25 Dec 2025 11:01:00 GMT

WWWWWWWWELCOME to the return of 40 For 40, our bowl preview series where every bowl game gets its own episode and each episode is exactly as long as that game deserves.
Who decides what “deserves” means? We do! Thank you for asking
Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE
This episode was produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme 40 For 40 intro arranged and performed by Russell Powell
Fullcast theme 40 For 40 outro arranged and performed by Matt
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino

40 FOR 40: The 2025 Pinstripe Bowl

Thu, 25 Dec 2025 11:00:00 GMT

WWWWWWWWELCOME to the return of 40 For 40, our bowl preview series where every bowl game gets its own episode and each episode is exactly as long as that game deserves.
Who decides what “deserves” means? We do! Thank you for asking
Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE
This episode was produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme 40 For 40 intro arranged and performed by Russell Powell
Fullcast theme 40 For 40 outro arranged and performed by Matt
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino

40 FOR 40: The 2025 Military Bowl

Wed, 24 Dec 2025 11:03:00 GMT

WWWWWWWWELCOME to the return of 40 For 40, our bowl preview series where every bowl game gets its own episode and each episode is exactly as long as that game deserves.
Who decides what “deserves” means? We do! Thank you for asking
Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE
This episode was produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme 40 For 40 intro arranged and performed by Russell Powell
Fullcast theme 40 For 40 outro arranged and performed by Matt
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino

40 FOR 40: The 2025 First Responder Bowl

Wed, 24 Dec 2025 11:02:00 GMT

WWWWWWWWELCOME to the return of 40 For 40, our bowl preview series where every bowl game gets its own episode and each episode is exactly as long as that game deserves.
Who decides what “deserves” means? We do! Thank you for asking
Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE
This episode was produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme 40 For 40 intro arranged and performed by Russell Powell
Fullcast theme 40 For 40 outro arranged and performed by Matt
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino

40 FOR 40: The 2025 Rate Bowl

Wed, 24 Dec 2025 11:01:00 GMT

WWWWWWWWELCOME to the return of 40 For 40, our bowl preview series where every bowl game gets its own episode and each episode is exactly as long as that game deserves.
Who decides what “deserves” means? We do! Thank you for asking
Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE
This episode was produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme 40 For 40 intro arranged and performed by Russell Powell
Fullcast theme 40 For 40 outro arranged and performed by Matt
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino

40 FOR 40: The 2025 GameAbove Sports Bowl

Wed, 24 Dec 2025 11:00:00 GMT

WWWWWWWWELCOME to the return of 40 For 40, our bowl preview series where every bowl game gets its own episode and each episode is exactly as long as that game deserves.
Who decides what “deserves” means? We do! Thank you for asking
Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE
This episode was produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme 40 For 40 intro arranged and performed by Russell Powell
Fullcast theme 40 For 40 outro arranged and performed by Matt
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino

40 FOR 40: The 2025 Hawaii Bowl

Tue, 23 Dec 2025 11:00:00 GMT

WWWWWWWWELCOME to the return of 40 For 40, our bowl preview series where every bowl game gets its own episode and each episode is exactly as long as that game deserves.
Who decides what “deserves” means? We do! Thank you for asking
This episode ends exactly when it’s supposed to! Thank you for asking
Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE
This episode was produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme 40 For 40 intro arranged and performed by Russell Powell
Fullcast theme 40 For 40 outro arranged and performed by Matt
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino

40 FOR 40: The 2025 Frisco Bowl

Mon, 22 Dec 2025 11:02:00 GMT

WWWWWWWWELCOME to the return of 40 For 40, our bowl preview series where every bowl game gets its own episode and each episode is exactly as long as that game deserves.
Who decides what “deserves” means? We do! Thank you for asking
This episode ends exactly when it’s supposed to! Thank you for asking
Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE
This episode was produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme 40 For 40 intro arranged and performed by Russell Powell
Fullcast theme 40 For 40 outro arranged and performed by Matt
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino

40 FOR 40: The 2025 New Orleans Bowl

Mon, 22 Dec 2025 11:01:00 GMT

WWWWWWWWELCOME to the return of 40 For 40, our bowl preview series where every bowl game gets its own episode and each episode is exactly as long as that game deserves.
Who decides what “deserves” means? We do! Thank you for asking
This episode ends exactly when it’s supposed to! Thank you for asking
Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE
This episode was produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme 40 For 40 intro arranged and performed by Russell Powell
Fullcast theme 40 For 40 outro arranged and performed by Matt
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino

40 FOR 40: The 2025 Boca Raton Bowl

Mon, 22 Dec 2025 11:00:00 GMT

WWWWWWWWELCOME to the return of 40 For 40, our bowl preview series where every bowl game gets its own episode and each episode is exactly as long as that game deserves.
Who decides what “deserves” means? We do! Thank you for asking
Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE
This episode was produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme 40 For 40 intro arranged and performed by Russell Powell
Fullcast theme 40 For 40 outro arranged and performed by Matt
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino

40 FOR 40: The 2025 Famous Idaho Potato Bowl

Sun, 21 Dec 2025 11:00:00 GMT

WWWWWWWWELCOME to the return of 40 For 40, our bowl preview series where every bowl game gets its own episode and each episode is exactly as long as that game deserves.
Who decides what “deserves” means? We do! Thank you for asking
Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE
This episode was produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme 40 For 40 intro arranged and performed by Russell Powell
Fullcast theme 40 For 40 outro arranged and performed by Matt
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino

40 FOR 40: 2025 College Football Playoff First Round Preview

Fri, 19 Dec 2025 11:00:00 GMT

WWWWWWWWELCOME to the return of 40 For 40, our bowl preview series where every bowl game gets its own episode and each episode is exactly as long as that game deserves ... HOWEVER!
Since the four first-round CFP games are all on campus and not “really” bowl games, we’re doing a semi-traditional preview episode here. Don’t worry, it’s still mostly stupid
Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE
This episode was produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme 40 For 40 intro arranged and performed by Russell Powell
Fullcast theme 40 For 40 outro arranged and performed by Matt
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino

40 FOR 40: The 2025 Gasparilla Bowl

Thu, 18 Dec 2025 11:01:00 GMT

WWWWWWWWELCOME to the return of 40 For 40, our bowl preview series where every bowl game gets its own episode and each episode is exactly as long as that game deserves.
Who decides what “deserves” means? We do! Thank you for asking
Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE
This episode was produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme 40 For 40 intro arranged and performed by Russell Powell
Fullcast theme 40 For 40 outro arranged and performed by Matt
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino

40 FOR 40: The 2025 Myrtle Beach Bowl

Thu, 18 Dec 2025 11:00:00 GMT

WWWWWWWWELCOME to the return of 40 For 40, our bowl preview series where every bowl game gets its own episode and each episode is exactly as long as that game deserves.
Who decides what “deserves” means? We do! Thank you for asking
Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE
This episode was produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme 40 For 40 intro arranged and performed by Russell Powell
Fullcast theme 40 For 40 outro arranged and performed by Matt
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino

40 FOR 40: The 2025 XBox Bowl

Wed, 17 Dec 2025 11:02:00 GMT

WWWWWWWWELCOME to the return of 40 For 40, our bowl preview series where every bowl game gets its own episode and each episode is exactly as long as that game deserves.
Who decides what “deserves” means? We do! Thank you for asking
Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE
This episode was produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme 40 For 40 intro arranged and performed by Russell Powell
Fullcast theme 40 For 40 outro arranged and performed by Matt
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino

40 FOR 40: The 2025 68 Ventures Bowl

Wed, 17 Dec 2025 11:01:00 GMT

WWWWWWWWELCOME to the return of 40 For 40, our bowl preview series where every bowl game gets its own episode and each episode is exactly as long as that game deserves.
Who decides what “deserves” means? We do! Thank you for asking
Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE
This episode was produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme 40 For 40 intro arranged and performed by Russell Powell
Fullcast theme 40 For 40 outro arranged and performed by Matt
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino

40 FOR 40: The 2025 Cure Bowl

Wed, 17 Dec 2025 11:00:00 GMT

WWWWWWWWELCOME to the return of 40 For 40, our bowl preview series where every bowl game gets its own episode and each episode is exactly as long as that game deserves.
Who decides what “deserves” means? We do! Thank you for asking
Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE
This episode was produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme 40 For 40 intro arranged and performed by Russell Powell
Fullcast theme 40 For 40 outro arranged and performed by Matt
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino

40 FOR 40: The 2025 Salute To Veterans Bowl

Tue, 16 Dec 2025 22:02:26 GMT

WWWWWWWWELCOME to the return of 40 For 40, our bowl preview series where every bowl game gets its own episode and each episode is exactly as long as that game deserves.
Who decides what "deserves" means? We do! Thank you for asking
Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE
This episode was produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme 40 For 40 intro arranged and performed by Russell Powell
Fullcast theme 40 For 40 outro arranged and performed by Matt
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it's not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason's critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino

Instant Playoff Bracket React feat. the Anticrust

Wed, 10 Dec 2025 11:00:19 GMT

We'll get to the playoff bracket and its fallout, but not before we solve the problem of testing cosmetics on animals
Fine, the bracket, whatever, we're all mad at the wrong things
SitaKey shipping update
Why do we keep acting like the playoff committee is smart when they keep putting Jeff Long on it
Let's look at this next smattering of postseason football contests, why don't we
Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE
Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by David Cook
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it's not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason's critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino

Cookie Man Defeats Penn State

Wed, 03 Dec 2025 11:00:54 GMT

You may be surprised which hosts end up on which side of the "Play Copperhead Road At Day Care" argument
George Blindness, explained
Remembering Mark Stoops topping all those basketball coaches
DJ Durkin's staying at Auburn! Gross!
Pete Golding's staying at Oxford! Whatever!
Michigan State's 48-hour Only Stick Challenge
Fired Coaches Draft update
Bob Chesney, great news: The worst part of the UCLA job is the job
Penn State why did you try the cookie people
Nebraska doesn't have enough guys to get clogged up
Which football team is "a rave with hotdogs"
Plus! Conference championship and playoff game previews
Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE
Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Trey McClure
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it's not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason's critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino

THANKSGIVING DISASTERS, PART 2

Wed, 26 Nov 2025 11:01:14 GMT

Pasta points! What are they, and how could they kill your troops?
Is Strega Nona a ladder-puller?
Let's turn Floyd's mic on for a minute and talk about Cal's interim situation
NEW JETSKI HERO UNLOCKED
In keeping with our return to Thanksgiving topics, we also return to the topic of workplace behavior on the Moon
Philly Meat Heist
The ultra-rare Thanksgiving Jetski Disaster
Introducing our new web series, Foot Or Cake?
How to display dominance at the dessert table
Mashed potato muffins: Teach the controversy
Grandpa hands math problem
Host Thanksgiving disasters, updated
AirBnB kitchens are lies filled with smaller lies
A family group chat exchange that will probably make you feel better about whatever dumb shit is going on in yours
The most literal interpretation of "Thanksgiving disaster"
Pennsylvania re-burnishes its legacy as our funniest state
Many Pyrex stories were submitted; only one has been chosen
Actually useful mashed potato tips buried in here somewhere
A "where are they now?" update to a previous Thanksgiving disaster
[is Die Hard a Christmas movie voice] is Space Jam a Thanksgiving movie
Honoring Little Miss Fore Under Five
Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE
Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Matt
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it's not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason's critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino

Lane Kiffin To Dumbsinane

Wed, 19 Nov 2025 11:01:13 GMT

Space crime update
We would once again like to remind the audience and ourselves that we don't know shit about hiring coaches
Ole Miss Has A Decree and don't we all just love that for them
Lane has already done something to make all of this worse by the time this episode drops
Pop-Tarts Bowl has gone too far this time
A proud moment in hating pays off for Spencer
Surber unburdens himself about the Air Bud reboot
The dizzying depths of The American ™ tiebreaker scenarios
Plus! The week 13 college football slate
This episode produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Chris Watkins
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it's not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason's critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino
Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase exclusive PTKU Blue Sharks gear and other Fullcast-branded loot

Brian Kelly's Grimy Mutualism

Wed, 12 Nov 2025 11:01:40 GMT

A TMNT-based roleplaying game sparks both a look inward and a death penalty debate
Ryan's audio is real weird in this one for some reason. Sorry about that!
There's some RFK voice work in here, which is practically indistinguishable from the glitching. You are welcome
Crime Blotter: Pinellas County woman goes 2 hot
Series of Charlotte-based warnings dispensed
James Bond continuity issues, solved
Brian Kelly buyout lawsuit drama, dissected with an amount of seriousness that may surprise and/or dismay you
Plus! The week 12 college football slate
This episode produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Matthew Flovski
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it's not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason's critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino
Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase exclusive PTKU Blue Sharks gear and other Fullcast-branded loot

2025 First College Football Playoff Rankings Analysis feat. Donkeymind ™

Wed, 05 Nov 2025 11:01:49 GMT

The crew celebrates the Feast of Saint Jelly Roll
True-life country songs
Is ham a "light meat"? We debate, you decide
Do horses move? Asking for one of our hosts
Spencer welcomes a new addition to the family
The long-awaited sequel to Business Prison
Plus! The Week 11 slate of games, even the ones in the ACC
This episode produced by Michael Ray Surber
Shutdown Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Christian Ashlock
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it's not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason's critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino
Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase exclusive PTKU Blue Sharks gear and other Fullcast-branded loot

Nightmare Coaching Carousel Draft

Wed, 29 Oct 2025 10:00:40 GMT

!!! LIVE SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT !!! Homefield Apparel's Can't Miss Kickoff Tour Presented by Modelo is rumbling to Myrtle Beach, just in time for Halloween, and all audible crewmates on the good ship Shutdown Fullcast will be on hand (nautical term) to celebrate. Join us TONIGHT, Wednesday, October 29, at 7:00 PM, and wear your most inscrutable Halloween costume. Get details and buy your tickets here
Meanwhile, in the episode itself: French heist updates! Yes, multiple heists. No, besides that one
We're taking a whack at the early-blooming hell-carousel of the 2025 college football coaching hire/fire cycle by drafting new hires to fill the top 10 available jobs. But there's a twist!
Yes, we are aware it is technically still October
This episode produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme arranged and performed by Trey McClure
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it's not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason's critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino
Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase exclusive PTKU Blue Sharks gear and other Fullcast-branded loot

The Double Heist Episode, Brought To You By None Chirporactics

Wed, 22 Oct 2025 10:01:23 GMT

!!! LIVE SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT !!! Homefield Apparel's Can't Miss Kickoff Tour Presented by Modelo is rumbling to Myrtle Beach, just in time for Halloween, and all audible crewmates on the good ship Shutdown Fullcast will be on hand (nautical term) to celebrate. Join us on Wednesday, October 29, at 7:00 PM, and wear your most inexplicable Halloween costume. Get details and buy your tickets here

Like all good parties, this show has a theme: It's time to submit your SPOOKY DISASTERS to this online submission form.
Meanwhile, in the episode itself: Let's catch up with the coaching carousel! This discussion almost immediately turns carnal! It's not our fault Bobby Petrino's involved!
Now we have a soundboard. Ho-Ho-Ho
Local business reporting from Ryan
Guy Fieri Tequila Heist Update (warmup heist)
Main event heist: obviously the Louvre thing
Auburn trivia! Come alone do not bring weapons
Thanks for the entertainment, Florida State, whatever it is you've done lately
Plus a look ahead to the college football games of Week 9
This episode produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast After Dark theme arranged and produced by Corey Cunningham
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it's not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason's critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino
Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase exclusive PTKU Blue Sharks gear and other Fullcast-branded loot

Buddy Ryan Spank Bank Mother Lode

Wed, 15 Oct 2025 10:01:04 GMT

!!! LIVE SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT !!! Homefield Apparel's Can't Miss Kickoff Tour Presented by Modelo is rumbling to Myrtle Beach, just in time for Halloween, and all audible crewmates on the good ship Shutdown Fullcast will be on hand (nautical term) to celebrate. Join us on Wednesday, October 29, at 7:00 PM, and wear your most inexplicable Halloween costume. Get details and buy your tickets here
Like all good parties, this show has a theme: It's time to submit your HALLOWEEN DISASTERS to this online submission form.
Meanwhile, in the episode itself: When is a water jug not a water jug? And what is the most dangerous sandwich to consume after drinking to the point your own blood could be legally classified as a controlled substance?
Fired Coaches Draft update, wherein Spencer shares a surprisingly deep collection of Trent Dilfacts ™
Today in Convincing Statements From Bill Belichick
"Was that coaching or was that RICO?"
Motivational archaeology with Rex Ryan
Sports news from Busytown
Looking ahead to the Week 8 college football schedule (welcome back, Every Weeknight Football)
ACC Friday Night Games: You're Not Better Than This
This episode produced by Michael Ray Surber
Shutdown Fullcast theme arranged and produced by Chris Watkins
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it's not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason's critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino
Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase exclusive PTKU Blue Sharks gear and other Fullcast-branded loot

Champions Fall Twice

Wed, 08 Oct 2025 10:01:18 GMT

!!! LIVE SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT !!! Homefield Apparel's Can't Miss Kickoff Tour Presented by Modelo is rumbling to Myrtle Beach, just in time for Halloween, and all audible crewmates on the good ship Shutdown Fullcast will be on hand (nautical term) to celebrate. Join us on Wednesday, October 29, at 7:00 PM, and wear your most inexplicable Halloween costume. Get details and buy your tickets here
Like all good parties, this show has a theme: It's time to submit your HALLOWEEN DISASTERS to shutdownfullcast@gmail.com. You can leave them other places as well, but we're much less likely to see them
Meanwhile, in the episode itself: Previously, on Monday Night Football
Many accents are attempted in this episode. As usual, the NFL is to blame
It's Middle Earth Prostate Health Awareness Week
Paging through WRAL's latest UNC football reporting
Pause for intermission: Let's all compare head sizes
Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase PTKU Blue Sharks gear and Fullcast gear
You know who else has no defense? Penn State, come over here and take your medicine
Oh he's "Billy" again to Spencer, this is gonna be fun
Midseason update from coaches Hall and Kirk
Look ahead to Week 7 (Here's those UCLA war crimes notes)
PLUS! Making travel arrangements for Wake Forest-Oregon State, live on air
Secret Ryan Nanni Jags reaction footage provided courtesy of Ryan's loving wife, an angel of this earth
This episode produced by Michael Ray Surber
Shutdown Fullcast theme arranged and produced by Corey Cunningham
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it's not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason's critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino
The Shutdown Fullcast is sponsored with relentless intensity by Homefield Apparel

Your 2025 September Heismen And HeisMarylands

Wed, 01 Oct 2025 10:01:34 GMT

Bobby's back, y'all (called it)
It's the end of September, and it's time to crown the teams and players we are glorying in right now and will possibly forget all about before November
Looking ahead to the Week 6 college football schedule
Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase PTKU Blue Sharks gear and Fullcast gear
This episode produced by Michael Ray Surber
This episode's theme song arranged and performed by Bats
Subscribe to our new $4 Patreon for more Fullcasts, including After Dark episodes each CFB weekend
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer writes Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it's not
Before the world ends again, treat yourself to Jason's critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino
Visit HOMEFIELDAPPAREL DOT COM for all your comfy vintage oh-fficially licensed collegiate apparel needs

SOLOMON GUNDY, FIRED ON A TUESDAY

Wed, 24 Sep 2025 10:01:13 GMT

Mike Gundy got fired on a Tuesday
Spencer explains the legalities of the Tulsa Tussle and other Oklahoma labor laws
How firing Mike Gundy is a lot like noodling
Jason solves the problem by throwing a grenade at it. (Which problem? All of them.)
Holly saves American transit and the ACC at the same time
The new SEC Schedule preserves Mississippi State/Alabama at all costs
Week five: Actually massive to the point of sensory overload. You'll live.
This episode produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme by Corey Cunningham
Now through September 30, 100% of proceeds from PTKU merch will be donated to Mid-South Trans Nation. Visit preownedairboats.com to find the finest Blue Sharks gear and other Fullcast-related items
Listen to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Subscribe to our new $4 Patreon for more Fullcast stuff big and small, including After Dark episodes each CFB weekend
Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz, and his new show, Podcasterino
Run and do not walk to read Jason's critically acclaimed novel Hell Is A World Without You
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer writes Channel 6, a year-round newsletter mostly about football until it's not

The Thomas Drown Affair / Ecks vs. Severance

Wed, 17 Sep 2025 10:01:10 GMT

Thrill to the sounds of our preshow meeting (we have those, usually accidentally), in which we try to decide whether USC or UCLA conducted their overnight midseason firing better
We are no better at identifying Clay Helton's face or age than we used to be, as it turns out
Lotta accents in this episode, we're gonna warn you right now
The cure for male loneliness, revealed
Here's the aquatic Disney heist photo Ryan wants you to have
Folks, have you heard about this exploding Costco wine
Scotland Appreciation Time
The doink, re-envisioned
Coach firing draft update: Will Ecked be the new Croomed?
Accidental Clemson Appreciation Time
Which host introduces the concept of "Jon Gruden Pizza Sex Party"? The answer may surprise you!
The last 15 minutes are mostly about college football, promise
Now through September 30, 100% of proceeds from PTKU merch will be donated to Mid-South Trans Nation. Visit preownedairboats.com to find the finest Blue Sharks gear and other Fullcast-related items
Subscribe to our new $4 Patreon for more Fullcast stuff big and small, including After Dark episodes each CFB weekend
This episode produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Matt
Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz and his new show, Podcasterino
Check out Jason's critically praised novel and other work
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer writes Channel 6, a year-round newsletter, mostly about football until it's not

Let’s Draft Some Fired Coaches

Wed, 10 Sep 2025 10:01:23 GMT

Week 2 of the college football season approaches. With at least ten games yet to be played for all teams, it’s time to decide which coaches are going to be fired.
Now through September 30, 100% of proceeds from PTKU merch will be donated to Mid-South Trans Nation. Visit preownedairboats.com to find the finest Blue Sharks gear and other Fullcast-related items
This episode was produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Trey McClure
Subscribe to our new $4 Patreon for more Fullcast stuff big and small, including After Dark episodes each CFB weekend
Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz and his new show, Podcasterino
Check out Jason's critically praised novel and other work
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer writes Channel 6, a year-round newsletter, mostly about football until it's not

OLD MAN COACH HARD

Wed, 03 Sep 2025 10:00:47 GMT

Not a lot to talk about following Week 1 but we’ll try our best
Now through September 30, 100% of proceeds from PTKU merch will be donated to Mid-South Trans Nation. Visit preownedairboats.com to find the finest Blue Sharks gear and other Fullcast-related items
This episode was produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham
Subscribe to our new $4 Patreon for more Fullcast stuff big and small, including After Dark episodes each CFB weekend
Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz and his new show, Podcasterino
Listen to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Jason's critically praised novel and other work
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer also writes Channel 6, his own year-round newsletter, which is mostly about football unless it's not
Visit HOMEFIELDAPPAREL DOT COM for all your comfy vintage oh-fficially licensed collegiate apparel needs

Week 1: Butthole Eyes & Hot Marshall

Wed, 27 Aug 2025 10:01:09 GMT

A review of Week 0, the college football soft open
Today we learned we're on the IMDB trivia page for Terry Boatass
Ryan has a (non-lethal! Probably) game
If you were wondering how After Dark is going to work this season, that information is now available to you
Let's work up a nice hate-on for the Week 1 schedule, shall we
Which team earns the distinction of "Hot Marshall"?
Which player does Surber not trust because he has "butthole eyes"?
Now through September 30, 100% of proceeds from PTKU merch will be donated to Mid-South Trans Nation. Visit preownedairboats.com to find the finest Blue Sharks gear and other Fullcast-related items
Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Trey McClure
Subscribe to our new $4 Patreon for more Fullcast stuff big and small, including After Dark episodes each CFB weekend
Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz and his new show, Podcasterino
Listen to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Jason's critically praised novel and other work
DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write Channel 6, their own year-round newsletter, mostly about football until it's not
Visit HOMEFIELDAPPAREL DOT COM for all your comfy vintage oh-fficially licensed collegiate apparel needs

The Silence Lets the Darkness In / Week 0 Schedule Game

Wed, 20 Aug 2025 10:00:57 GMT

How we found out more employees of Honeybaked Ham listen to the Fullcast than any media executives we've ever worked with or for
Jason and Spencer watch the new War of the Worlds "movie"
Time at long last for the return of everybody's favorite segment, "read this week's schedule aloud"
Now through September 30, 100% of proceeds from PTKU merch will be donated to Mid-South Trans Nation. Visit preownedairboats.com to find the finest Blue Sharks gear and other Fullcast-related loot
Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Clayton Moore
Subscribe to our new $4 Patreon for more Fullcast stuff big and small, including After Dark episodes each CFB weekend
Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz and his new show, Podcasterino
Listen to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Jason's critically praised novel and other work
DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write Channel 6, their own year-round newsletter, mostly about football until it's not
Visit HOMEFIELDAPPAREL DOT COM for all your comfy vintage oh-fficially licensed collegiate apparel needs

CHARITY BOWL BONUS EPISODE: To The Victors Go Godfrey's Swords

Fri, 15 Aug 2025 18:03:13 GMT

You might have heard, but Michigan won the Charity Bowl again this spring. In celebration of that fine victory and the extension of Michigan's historic Charity Bowl winning streak, the EDSBS Extended Universe delivered three prizes for the enjoyment of our wealthy and generous donors. Two of these rewards were live events, held in Ann Arbor in June and in Atlanta in July. Here is the third and final token of our boundless appreciation for the Charity Bowl community and this year's record-shattering fundraising haul: One hourlong bonus episode in which notorious Michigan foil Steven Godfrey has to say nice things about the Wolverines.
To make matters worse, he's actually sincere. It's weird for us too, but here we are!
Also appearing in this episode is actual UM degree-holder, erudite ball-knower and dear friend Jane Coaston, who joins Ryan, Spencer, and Holly to drag Godfrey through the cleansing waters of Lake Michigan.
Together, we celebrate the madness of the 2024 college football season and welcome Wolverines home to their true spiritual stomping grounds: The SEC.
Now through September 30, 100% of proceeds from PTKU merch will be donated to Mid-South Trans Nation. Visit preownedairboats.com to find the finest Blue Sharks gear and other Fullcast-related items
Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Russell Powell
Subscribe to our new $4 Patreon for more Fullcast stuff big and small, including After Dark episodes each CFB weekend
Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz and his new show, Podcasterino
Listen to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Jason's critically praised novel and other work
DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write Channel 6, their own year-round newsletter, mostly about football until it's not
Visit HOMEFIELDAPPAREL DOT COM for all your comfy vintage oh-fficially licensed collegiate apparel needs

Ham Pioneers / NFC West Preview

Wed, 13 Aug 2025 10:01:18 GMT

A comprehensive exploration of the retail ham space
Matt Stafford gets his Goop on
Believe it or not it's a pretty straightforward path from there to the live frog in Russell Wilson's pillowcase
Now through September 30, 100% of proceeds from PTKU merch will be donated to Mid-South Trans Nation. Visit preownedairboats.com to find the finest Blue Sharks gear and other Fullcast-related items
Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Christian Ashlock
Subscribe to our new $4 Patreon for more Fullcast stuff big and small, including After Dark episodes each CFB weekend
Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz and his new show, Podcasterino
Listen to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Jason's critically praised novel and other work
DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write Channel 6, their own year-round newsletter, mostly about football until it's not
Visit HOMEFIELDAPPAREL DOT COM for all your comfy vintage oh-fficially licensed collegiate apparel needs

The Shutdown Fullcast's Guide to the 2025 Homefield Can't Miss Kickoff Tour, presented by Modelo

Sat, 09 Aug 2025 14:00:35 GMT

Wwwwwwwelcome! to a MINIATURE SATURDAY SHUTDOWN FULLCAST PRESEASON SURPRISE
You might have guessed from the episode title, but this here is our guide to the 2025 Homefield Can't Miss Kickoff Tour, presented by Modelo
What is the 2025 Homefield Can't Miss Kickoff Tour, presented by Modelo? Listen to the episode!
Check out alleged other podcasts Phantom Island and Split Zone Duo to learn about the rest of the tour
That thing about Alex's wedding is not a joke, btw
Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Wes Hunt
Subscribe to our new $4 Patreon for more Fullcast stuff big and small, including After Dark episodes each CFB weekend
Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz and his new show, Podcasterino
Listen to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Jason's critically praised novel and other work
DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write Channel 6, their own year-round newsletter, concerning football and also unfootball things
As always, visit HOMEFIELDAPPAREL DOT COM for all your comfy vintage oh-fficially licensed collegiate apparel needs

TRANSFER WIZARDS OF NUKE MOON: SEASON 5

Wed, 06 Aug 2025 10:01:06 GMT

In this season of change, in this time of turmoil, the show returns to its roots (they're on the moon)
HOT WASPS IN YOUR AREA??
Introducing Season 5 of the Shutdown Fullcast, only at FREE LIFE INSURANCE DOT HORSE
Spencer has a game, which comes with a sound effect we were not warned about in advance and bear no medical liability for. Please enjoy listening to the rest of the hosts experience that for the first time as you yourselves experience it in real time.
There is also a voice. This is your only warning
Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by north-without-end
Subscribe to our new $4 Patreon for more Fullcast stuff big and small, including After Dark episodes each CFB weekend.
Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz and his new show, Podcasterino
Listen to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Jason's critically praised novel and other work
DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write Channel 6, their own year-round newsletter, concerning football and also unfootball things
Visit HOMEFIELDAPPAREL DOT COM for all your comfy vintage oh-fficially licensed collegiate apparel needs

Hot January

Wed, 30 Jul 2025 10:01:53 GMT

Let's join hands and figure out how to sneak Ryan into Hulk Hogan's funeral (for work)
Inventing a new pasta (for men)
Hot January is here, and it's awful
Which coaches would we rather see run for Senate than Derek Dooley? Turns out it's "most of them"
Let's reexamine some things we thought we knew about the Little Mermaid
Coming Attractions: The Hawgronomicon
Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by David Cook
Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz and his new show, Podcasterino: https://rss.com/podcasts/podcasterino-pod1/
Listen to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist, at falconscottproductionsfcom
Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi
DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, concerning football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io

Welcome to the Slingularity

Wed, 23 Jul 2025 10:01:20 GMT

Pondering the two great mysteries of the universe: Blake Bortles and Benicio del Toro

It's possible that Batman chronology is not our strong suit, as a group. Do not correct us

What's the loudest concert you've ever been to?

Jimbo lets us down, again, but in a different way this time

[SAW enclosure clanks shut behind you] oh look honey, Ryan has a new game for us

Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham

Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz and his podcast, Podcasterino: https://rss.com/podcasts/podcasterino-pod1/

Check out Kickback Soccer Media, a new soccer media company with Fullcast After Dark producer Doug at the helm of a new show there: https://kickbacksoccer.com/

Listen to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Godfrey, which is not a college football show because a second simply cannot exist, at falconscottproductions.com

Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi

DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, concerning football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io

Future Milkmen Of Virginia, Come On Down

Wed, 16 Jul 2025 10:01:28 GMT

Fresh tracks!
Corrections!
Surber is French now!
College Football 26 tribulations befall our coaches!
Important Indiana football announcement!
Let's play a game!
Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Nick Kivi (ft. Bum Chillups) (The Surber Remix)
Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz and his podcast, Podcasterino: https://rss.com/podcasts/podcasterino-pod1/
Listen to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Godfrey, which is not a college football show because a second simply cannot exist, at falconscottproductions.com
Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi
DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io

Ask Gronk

Wed, 09 Jul 2025 10:01:51 GMT

Marriages are complicated. Today, let's discuss different fighting styles to apply to various action stars you've caught in torrid embraces with your wife
Welcome to GronkAI ™
The return of Ryan As Jigsaw with a fun new game that makes everybody mad
An innovative new scheduling idea for Mississipppi State
Who would like to sponsor Spencer and Ryan's crying tour through Ireland
Another innovative new scheduling idea for everybody else
Initial NCAA '26 reactions
Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Wes Hunt
Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz and his podcast Podcasterino: https://rss.com/podcasts/podcasterino-pod1/
Listen to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Godfrey, which is not a college football show because a second simply cannot exist, at falconscottproductions.com
Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi
DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io

A Body Built To Hold Hot Dogs

Wed, 02 Jul 2025 10:01:37 GMT

- Get ready for the 2025 Tour de France and learn which award we are stealing from the race for college football

- Choose your Frisco Lady Fighter

- A brief tour of early Hot Dog Eating Contests

- Hoopfest: Medical Nightmare or Safest Sport of All Time?

- Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Christian Ashlock

- Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz

- Listen to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Godfrey, which is not a college football show because a second simply cannot exist, at falconscottproductions.com

- Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi

- DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io

Hideo Kojima State Radio Presents "Vatican 3000"

Wed, 25 Jun 2025 10:01:30 GMT

- Let's remember some boys: https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2004/08/30/the-boys-4

- Breaking some college basketball news to Spencer

- Hideo Kojima reveals himself to either be a longtime listener or our personal puppeteer

- We put Ryan in space- College World Series film breakdown

- Tracing the historical legacy of college football coaches getting thrown out of games, featuring field legends Will Muschamp and Woody Hayes

- Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Matthew Flovski

- Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz

- Listen to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Godfrey, which is not a college football show because a second simply cannot exist, at falconscottproductions.com

- Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi

- DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io

The Dallas Cowboys Episode / Happy Birthday Bianca

Wed, 18 Jun 2025 10:00:52 GMT

Parade bad
Smell worse
Give Gravedigger a gun
Pre-writers busted
Fun new game for first responders
We know how to fix the NBA Finals
Souvenons-nous de quelques gars de chaise
Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Trey McClure
Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz
Listen to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Godfrey, which is not a college football show because a second simply cannot exist, at falconscottproductions.com
Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/
DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/

Fixing the College Football Playoff: Die on Everest

Wed, 11 Jun 2025 10:01:12 GMT

This is somehow the first episode where Ryan has reason to ask Spencer "Are you recording your living will right now?"
We're joined by Scott of Action Cookbook fame in an attempt to fix the annoying parts of the college football postseason.
We do accomplish that goal by the end of the episode. We're calling this solution "The Knockout Game," a term of our own invention
Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham
Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz
Listen to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Godfrey, which is not a college football show because a second simply cannot exist, at falconscottproductions.com
Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/
DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/

SUMMER SPORTS EXTRAVAGANZA

Wed, 04 Jun 2025 10:01:14 GMT

It's time once again for our annual Italian cycling episode, and Cap'n Surber's got the mic
What endurance athletes can learn from elite hot-dog eaters
A Ryan segment serving as a reminder that we are also the nation's leading NAIA baseball podcast
The legend(s) of Rev The River Monster
Women's College World Series celebratory segment, pointedly and hurtfully excluding Stanford
Moving through our typical progression, we come next to the Knicks coaching search
All of this sounds made up and somehow is not. It is June
Please bring back the celebrity summer sports shows. Thanks
John Currie, welcome back to the Tennessee group chat extended universe
Trade secrets about preseason rankings, divulged
Jason takes us out on a heater
Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Trey McClure
Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz
Listen to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Godfrey, which is not a college football show because a second simply cannot exist, at falconscottproductions.com
Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/
DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/

SHUTDOWN FULLCAST LIVE! LAWNCARE DISASTERS, PART 3

Wed, 28 May 2025 10:01:31 GMT

For the holiday week, we bring you a treat: the unearthed recording of our summer 2024 live show in Raleigh, North Carolina, featuring the third installment of our most popular running disaster theme: lawns and the calamities that befall them
Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Russell Powell
Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz
Listen to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Godfrey, which is not a college football show because a second simply cannot exist, at falconscottproductions.com
Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/
DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/

Everyone Can Be Bossman

Wed, 21 May 2025 10:01:15 GMT

First order of business: Ryan selects a new CEO for college football

Second order of business: What is the ideal name for each position player in football?

Lots of announcements in this one, helpfully collected for you in the podcast business section right smack in the middle of the episode

Help us run up the score on intrepid reader Emily’s fundraiser for Georgia STOMP: https://secure.givelively.org/donate/georgia-stomp-inc/emily-brand-0

RSVP for the June 28th Charity Bowl celebration in Ann Arbor at pizzawestern.com

Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Trey McClure

Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz

Listen to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Godfrey, which is not a college football show because a second simply cannot exist, at falconscottproductions.com

Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/

DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/

Next Grandma Up

Wed, 14 May 2025 10:01:31 GMT

It is time to be concerned about Ryan's emotional processing
What do Interstellar, Little Giants, and Grave of the Fireflies have in common?
The Legend of Cookie Man
Spencer identifies the true fast food restaurant of Saudi Arabia
An important discussion about Michael Jordan winning Luc Longley's clothing
Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Michael Sitler
Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz
Listen to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Godfrey, which is not a college football show because a second simply cannot exist, at falconscottproductions.com
Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/
DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/

Mike Lombardi's Adult Goth Phase

Wed, 07 May 2025 10:01:30 GMT

Folks we're fighting the atheists with our heavenly dicks again
Let's use that viral soda map to do conference realignment
Perils of the new GTA
Ryan is mad about the Kentucky Derby for reasons you probably cannot predict but we hope you will appreciate
Where to go for lunch in America
Test driving our Mike Lombardi voices
Critical support to the gotcha merchants at CBS Sunday Morning
Staring uneasily at the normies cresting the horizon of the Belichick chronicle
Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Nathan Berry
Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz
Listen to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Godfrey, which is not a college football show because a second simply cannot exist, at falconscottproductions.com
Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/
DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/

2025 NFL Draft Recap feat. Joel Anderson

Wed, 30 Apr 2025 10:01:03 GMT

Spencer and Jason welcome Joel Anderson for a discussion of this year’s biggest NFL draft surprises, and also all the theme parks they have been to where people have died.

Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham

Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz

Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/

DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/

2025 NFL Draft Preview And Discontinued Fast Food Roundtable

Wed, 23 Apr 2025 10:01:47 GMT

This episode starts with "Vatican III is for dogs," if you want to set your expectations ahead of time
The Haint ™ is also feeling EXTRA festive, so just prepare yourselves spiritually for that
We are minus one Ryan this week and plus one Victoria Zeller. Double celebrity author show!! Pre-order Victoria's book here, if you're a ball-knower or would like to be perceived as such: https://victoria.monster/#bookdrive
Charity Bowl results are in! Y'all blew us away! You can see the results at moneycannon.org. LET US NOW SING THE PRAISES OF THE MATTIVERSE
It's NFL Draft week, apparently, so we're drafting discontinued fast food items
This is an exercise that seems harmless enough but results in a confession from Spencer more horrifying than any Ricky Gervais voice he's ever done
Spencer crosses the bar
An unexpected wildlife encounter at Holly's place provides us with a rare unintentional cliffhanger
Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Russell Powell
Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz
Sign up for update's about Ryan's secret new project at falconscottproductions.com
Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/
DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/

The Hunt for the Coach with the Most Resume Entries

Wed, 16 Apr 2025 10:01:34 GMT

- Welcome to Charity Bowl week, now featuring new tools to track how badly you're beating your rivals at https://www.moneycannon.org/

- The questions mainstream media isn't asking about Steve Belichick - Finding coaches with overly long Wikipedia career summaries

- The Cursed Island of the 2007 Atlanta Falcons

- Maybe this is the Charity Bowl stretch goal Spencer will fulfill

- This week's theme song by Trey McClure

- Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz

- Sign up for update's about Ryan's secret new project at https://www.falconscottproductions.com/

- Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/

- DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/

Final Four Recap / The .500 Club

Wed, 09 Apr 2025 10:01:31 GMT

Ryan shares a bold vision of the future for EA Sports' flagship college football property
Final Four Recap
Which teams in what sports do we think we could coach to a precise .500 record in one season?
A refresher course for fired coaches
The 2025 Charity Bowl begins on April 14
Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Russell Powell
Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz
Sign up for update's about Ryan's secret new project at falconscottproductions.com
Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/
DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/

Welcome To Chainsaw Season: Demo Day For College Football

Wed, 02 Apr 2025 10:01:41 GMT

Holly contemplates some recreational tree surgery
Meet a new Lady Uncle
Major League Baseball injury report
Requisitioning elements of other sports to build a better or at least more interesting form of college football
Merch Madness totals announced and new PTKU initiative unveiled!
The 2025 Charity Bowl begins on April 14
Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Nick Kivi
Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz
Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/
Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/
DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/

Get Ready With Us (Trump Take Gummy Dildo)

Wed, 26 Mar 2025 10:01:40 GMT

Ryan shares his bold new vision for personal banking
Spencer gets a new nickname
Yes, Venom is also in this episode. You're welcome
A dive into the lore of Gatorlode®
"How do y'all vomit?"
This will eventually be known as "the Halle Berry episode" for a couple different reasons, and we're confident you will be surprised by both of them!
Tips for Men: Maximize productivity in your morning routines!
Is This Movie A Sports Movie? <--- discuss
It's Merch Madness time! What's that mean? Several things! First, we've got some new items up in the Shutdown Fullstore (www.preownedairboats.com) celebrating Protect Trans Kids University
But that's not all: From now through the end of the month (that month is March 2025), ALL proceeds from our store – PTKU gear, Antioch the Birthday Spider greeting cards, everything – will be divided evenly and donated to Trans Lifeline (https://translifeline.org/), the Transgender Law Center (https://transgenderlawcenter.org/), and Point of Pride (https://www.pointofpride.org/)
The celebration won't stop there; more about that at the end of the month
And coming up next month: The 2025 Charitibundi Bowl begins on April 14
Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Becca Lynch
Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz
Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/
Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/
DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/

MUSIC DISASTERS: Live in Birmingham

Wed, 19 Mar 2025 10:01:32 GMT

Recorded October 2024 at Furnace Fest
Our loudest WWWWWWWWWWELCOME ever
Closing pitcher Gasolina Shark
Anatomically correct UGA band formation
Yes, Michigan-Ohio State has always been like this
Rock Jam Cock/Christ Fest
I gotta save my family’s bass clarinet farm
The rap song you should never play in Philly
Country Roads circle pit
Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz
Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/
DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/
All Fullcast merch purchased in March will benefit Trans Lifeline, the Transgender Law Center, and Point of Pride https://preownedairboats.com/
Same goes for all sales in March of Jason's novel https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/p/novel
We're not really on Twitter any more. Find us at shutdownfullcast.bsky.social

2025 Bracket Insiders Episode + Merch Madness Launch

Wed, 12 Mar 2025 10:01:16 GMT

We have invented several new forms of golf
It's Merch Madness time! What's that mean? Several things! First, we've got some new items up in the Shutdown Fullstore (www.preownedairboats.com) celebrating Protect Trans Kids University
But that's not all: From now through the end of the month (that month is March 2025), ALL proceeds from our store – PTKU gear, Antioch the Birthday Spider greeting cards, everything – will be divided evenly and donated to Trans Lifeline (https://translifeline.org/), the Transgender Law Center (https://transgenderlawcenter.org/), and Point of Pride (https://www.pointofpride.org/)
The celebration won't stop there; more about that at the end of the month
And coming up next month: The 2025 Charitibundi Bowl begins on April 14
Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Trey McClure
Let's break down some brackets! What is in the brackets? Let's all find out together!
At long last, witness the return of Cookie, the camp cook
Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz
Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/
Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/
DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/
Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

This Is My Son, Sisqo Bin Laden

Wed, 05 Mar 2025 11:01:39 GMT

Dale update

Let's check in on our favorite childhood pal, Peeing Calvin Window Decal

Clemson and Florida State and the ACC make up, sort of. Surely nothing like this will never happen again

Welcoming Bobby Bowden back to the show

This week on Podcast Business: Soft banks, hard decisions

Jason and Spencer announce some new projects

Ryan tests his skills as an actuary

Sharing our offseason goals and ungoals

Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Trey McClure

Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz

Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/

Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/

DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/

Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

The Dale Episode

Wed, 26 Feb 2025 11:01:39 GMT

It's possible we had other plans for this episode. Those plans went out the window in the first minute after Ryan asked Spencer, Holly, and Surber why they loved Dale Earnhardt
Pluto is still a planet
Fullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Caleb Curtis
Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz
Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/
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DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/
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Your College Football Conference In Civ 7

Wed, 19 Feb 2025 11:01:21 GMT

A quick round of Let's Remember Some Defunct Professional Football Teams, Or Are They

There's a new Civ game out, so please enjoy Spencer and Jason's presences while we have them

Actually we made the whole episode out of Civ, sorry

Introducing the Hog Of Mirth: Somehow Not A Sex Thing

Making stolen relics in Hobby Lobby work for YOU

Enter The Potatotorium

Fullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham

Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz

Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/

Read Jason's novel and catch up on the Vacation Bible School Podcast: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/

DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/

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Happy VPN-lentine's Day

Wed, 12 Feb 2025 11:01:26 GMT

- WELCOME TO THE OFFSEASON, where we discuss things like

- How come Nic Cage has never played an astronaut

- Activating your glutes to podcast

- A basketball legend named Foots

- The Tragic, Recurring Tale of Montoya

- Matt Patricia, Wikipedia nightmare

- A canonical announcement about the Tooth Fairy's NFL loyalty

- This week's theme was arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham

- Enjoy the musical stylings of Surber's band, Killer Antz https://killerantz.bandcamp.com/

- Consider Ryan's narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com

- Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/

- Read Jason writing at The Athletic's CFB newsletter, Until Saturday https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/newsletters/until-saturday/

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Football Disasters LIVE! From Atlanta

Tue, 04 Feb 2025 16:13:49 GMT

The Internet's Only College Football Podcast teams up with noted NFL/media criticism podcast Split Zone Duo to review. Topics include:

- Stadium Tarp or Giant Blanket?

- How to Acquire Vintage Diseases and Maladies

- The World's Largest Outdoor Grave Desecration- Best Birthday for a Michigan Mom

- The Siren Song of Hot Chocolate

- Go Birds

- Go Bills

- Do Not Go Jags

- And then we turned off the recorder for a DARK MATCH

- Theme song arranged by Trey McClure

- Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com - Check out Jason's free newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/

- Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/ - Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

A Detective So Horny...That He Must Die

Wed, 29 Jan 2025 11:01:40 GMT

- This show title is not about Jerry Jones but we do talk about Jerry Jones - Surprisingly normal assessment of a college football personnel move (alarming, we know) - Ryan reveals a recent moment of failure to be a true Eagles fan - Holly Anderson plays the role of Spencer Hall - The Super Bowl: Mount Healthy vs. Scorpion Bay - Important new business idea for cat owners that you can't steal from us

- This week's theme song arranged and performed by Todd Kitchen

- Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/ - Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

Workplace Disasters Part 2: LIVE! From Portland

Wed, 22 Jan 2025 11:01:27 GMT

- More attempts at ASMR from Ryan - When Airplanes Get Hungry - The worst place to watch Act II of Oklahoma - The Mystery of the Abandoned Retirement Community Car - Katie vs. Biker Gang vs. Cops vs. Katie - Sewage Pump Missile Keys - May God grant you the confidence of a lady who brings her bird wherever she pleases - Forklifts: The Ultimate Revenge Tool - Bring Him Home (him is a gun)

- This week's theme song arranged and performed by Michael Surber with Metallica

- Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/ - Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

FULLCAST AFTER DARK: CLASS SOLIDARITY OF THE MOST TENUOUS SORT TO OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY

Tue, 21 Jan 2025 18:16:47 GMT

The title game is still going on when this episode begins. It is over when the episode ends. Relive the final 13 minutes and 54 seconds with us!
This isn't as entertaining as the time we popped in live during that one Bama-Clemson title game. You know the one, where Bama used their kicker as a lead blocker on 4th and 6. Also, Clemson was lined up in a FG-safe alignment five yards off the line of scrimmage because it was 4th and 6. So as soon as the kicker bailed on his usual thing (immediately), Nyles Pinckney (a freshman!) put Mac Jones on the ground before he’d even fully started to run from his kneeling position. You remember. Anyway, nothing half so interesting happens here, but we do get a live doink reaction, and also capture the instant emotion of watching a team in a high-pressure situation try and single-cover Jeremiah Smith.
Welp, time to go job hunting with Ryan Day!
Tracking Ohio State superfans through the stadium
A detailed discussion of what happens to various bodily fluids applied to field turf
Checking in with an old friend online (it's Sean Connery)
A structural examination of Puddles, which is the name of Oregon's mascot
The least family-friendly Milton Berle moment ever seen on this show
Steven Spielberg movies, ranked
Career advice for Jack Sawyer
Will Howard drop the skincare regimen pls, Gotham must know
Let's look back at our playoff picks!
Setting the agenda for the next six to eight years of Florida State jokes
Do you agree??
Fullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham
Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/
Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/
Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/
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Ohio State - Notre Dame Preview Episode

Wed, 15 Jan 2025 11:01:02 GMT

The college football playoff national championship game is next week. But first: The Dallas Cowboys
Followed by a quick trip to either France, Spain, or Italy
Whichever country this is, they're surprisingly uptight about body mods!
Practical advice for your next urologist visit
Here's where to send your submissions for our upcoming live show in Atlanta: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1-RO3RXmN98fYnkeNBrfI6tqXcV7MOnhXC0q7E7Lbz7k/viewform
Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Christian Ashlock
Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/
Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/
Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/
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40x40(?) Les McMiserables Original Broadway Cast Album

Wed, 08 Jan 2025 11:00:58 GMT

To ring in both the new year and the semifinal round of the college football playoff, let's examine the carceral state through the lens of McDonaldland
Technically this episode is supposed to be previewing the Orange and Cotton Bowls. Let's see how that goes
List of churches where you can probably smoke indoors
Announcing our next book
Here's where to send your submissions for our upcoming live show in Atlanta: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1-RO3RXmN98fYnkeNBrfI6tqXcV7MOnhXC0q7E7Lbz7k/viewform
Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham
Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/
Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/
Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/
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40 for 40 FINAL BOWLS: Clear Eyes, Bulldongs

Mon, 30 Dec 2024 11:01:47 GMT

Arizona State in the quarterfinals lmao
Unfrozen cavemen love this Rose Bowl
Yes, we recorded this during BULLDONGS
Kirby Smart discovers Catholicism
Lane Kiffin's LumpsTax
Theme by Russell Powell
Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/
Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/
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40 for 40 MORE BOWLS: Handjob Hills Have Eyes

Sun, 29 Dec 2024 11:00:34 GMT

Other committees that failed to pick Bama
Worst Tampa-Australian accent ever
Mack Brown was at the Handjob Hill game
Join us in the Handjob Hill comments section: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdp_S_jcb3k&t=2024s
THE WOLFMAN VS THE WRANGLER
Theme by Christian Ashlock
Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/
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40 FOR 40: This One Bowl Game Is Better Than Most Of The Playoff Matchups

Thu, 26 Dec 2024 11:01:14 GMT

It's the unavoidable return of 40 For 40, in which we preview each college football postseason game in as much detail as they each deserve
Subjected to scrutiny today: the Fenway, Pinstripe, New Mexico, Pop-Tarts, Arizona, Military, Alamo, Independence, and Music City Bowls
But first: Drop bears update
Test-driving our Steve Belichick voices
Those are pretty good, but Spencer's E.T is not something we know how to prepare you for
Unexpected Miami real estate interlude
Who got the biggest sponsor update in bowl history?
Fashion advice for Hellraiser
We're aware that Rex Ryan didn't take the Wake Forest job, but had too much fun recreating the AFC East in the ACC to cut this part out
Reclaiming traditional football values with Colorado
There are too many plotlines in Conference USA
Jason delivers a Music Ciry Bowl sermon
Iowa win total mentioned
Thanks as always to Wikipedia, powering the 40 for 40 for however long we've been doing this
Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Wes Hunt
Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/
Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/
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40 FOR 40: Scissor Me On The Lockheed Martin Mechanical Bull

Mon, 23 Dec 2024 11:02:10 GMT

It's the unavoidable return of 40 For 40, in which we preview each college football postseason game in as much detail as they each deserve
Subjected to scrutiny today: the Sports, rate, 68 Ventures, Armed Forces, Birmingham, Liberty, Holiday, and Las Vegas Bowls
It's been a very Pitt year, for both Pitt and Toledo
Rate Bowl at Chase Field! Simple sentences for everybody!
What is the maximum safe number of persons to load onto a mechanical bull
A football game in Birmingham we actually want to watch, imagine that
Why the lukewarm, plastic-covered couch embrace of the Liberty Bowl is a welcome sensation at this point
The less said about the Holiday Bowl, the better
Thanks as always to Wikipedia, powering the 40 for 40 for however long we've been doing this
Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Trey McClure
Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/
Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/
Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/
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FULLCAST AFTER DARK: CFB POSTSEASON RETVRN/ASSLESS JNCOS/HINDU LANE KIFFIN

Sun, 22 Dec 2024 18:23:48 GMT

RIP our mentions (all of them)
Holly sneaking in a dog adoption plug, coonhoundrescue.com
Stop telling Jason he made an anti-Catholic wager. Thanks
Indiana did fine, actually
Blowouts are also fine, actually
Production meeting for our forthcoming NFL playoffs coverage
Would anybody else wanting to explain FCS football to us please come over this way [dragging carpet of ACME camouflaging grass over pit of sharpened stakes]
Checking in on Live Laugh Lane
Calling out perennial bullies Boise and Arizona State
Oregon, go ahead and hang your banners right now
Time to nickname Ashton Jeanty, for Spencer's sake
This is about where things really fall apart. There is almost an hour left in the show
Witness Ryan's becoming [CW: giraffes]
So whose team/conference gets to be mad now and why
An accord on the funniest possible outcome for the postseason is reached
Throwing up some emergency barricades against the But Their Injuries and What A Waste Discourses
The campaign to save home-site postseason games starts right here
We finally got to meet preseason Ohio State
ARIZONA STATE IS HERE AND THAT'S GREAT
There are many changes occurring in this sport right now. ACC refs are not one of them
Florida is good again, maybe
Not for the first time, we demand that the title game be parked at the Rose Bowl and left there
Fixing the rest of the postseason, while we're at it. You're welcome
Introducing our Kirby Voices
Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham
Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/
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40 FOR 40: Playoffs Are Bowl Games

Wed, 18 Dec 2024 11:01:37 GMT

"Ryan, you're a lawyer." "Oh God."
It's the unavoidable return of 40 For 40, in which we preview each college football postseason game in as much detail as they each deserve
Subjected to scrutiny today: the four first-round playoff games, plus the Myrtle Beach, Potato, and Hawaii Bowls
For the purposes of this weird shambling postseason, we're treating the playoffs like bowl games, which is going about as well as you'd think. Hope you're ready to talk about Indiana municipal zoning!
Holly does some Christmas shopping
A Philly-themed kitchen mystery arises
Wouldn't it be funny if we got a three-loss national champion? LOL not you, Bama
Vawls and Buckeyes prepare to point their Carhartt-clad Spider-Man fingers at each other in the dark
Why the genuinely troubling weather forecast is the one for the Myrtle Beach Bowl
You're goddamn right it's the return of the Dr. Potato Blog
Either San Jose State or South Florida is about to beat a bowl-eligible team for the first time this year! Don't think too hard about that
Thanks as always to Wikipedia, powering the 40 for 40 for however long we've been doing this
Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham
Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/
Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/
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40 FOR 40: Real Gasparilla Hours

Wed, 11 Dec 2024 11:01:30 GMT

It's the unavoidable return of 40 For 40, in which we preview each college football postseason game in as much detail as they each deserve
Subjected to scrutiny today: the Celebration, Veterans, Frisco, Boca Raton, L.A., New Orleans, Cure, and Gasparilla Bowls
But first: this Bill Belichick bullshit
And Army/Navy!
Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Russell Powell
Tickets for the Tuscaloosa Get Up 3 are on sale now: https://ci.ovationtix.com/36768/production/1216165
Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/
Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/
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FULLCAST AFTER DARK: CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIP WEEKEND: HAWK TWO-AND-TEN

Sun, 08 Dec 2024 16:04:09 GMT

A very special guest is wwwwwellcomed
Mack Brown has a surprising new gig
Won't somebody feel sorry for Georgia?
Small boy land speed measurement
Happy Hot Frosty Day to all who observe
Boise/Jeanty appreciation circle
Weapons you can buy or make at the Cracker Barrel
Dr Pepper challenge breakdown
The other games of conference championship weekend, recapped in as much detail as they deserve
Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham
Tickets for the Tuscaloosa Get Up 3 are on sale now: https://ci.ovationtix.com/36768/production/1216165
Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/
Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/
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Championship Week: The Heffelfinger Dynasty

Wed, 04 Dec 2024 11:02:13 GMT

An update on the CUM Bowl's Sapphic Jugs Trophy (sp?)
In postseason terms, we're back where we always were (derogatory)
Holly visits the AggieVerse
Let's go down a Gophers hole
A brief detour into another podcast
Purdue gets Cignetti-Croomed
The games of conference championship weekend, previewed in loving detail
Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham
Jump in on friend of the program Treblaw's annual One Simple Wish toy drive here: https://www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwalbert
Tickets for the Tuscaloosa Get Up 3 are on sale now: https://ci.ovationtix.com/36768/production/1216165
Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/
Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/
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FULLCAST AFTER DARK: EVERYTHING IS EGG BOWL

Sun, 01 Dec 2024 17:15:54 GMT

Rivalry week! Fights everywhere! Let's discuss!
A fond Goodnight Moon to Florida State
Did you figure out where the Sun Belt title game is yet?
Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham
Jump in on friend of the program Treblaw's annual One Simple Wish toy drive here: https://www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwalbert
Tickets for the Tuscaloosa Get Up 3 are on sale now: https://ci.ovationtix.com/36768/production/1216165
Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/
Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/
Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/
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Hit The Road, Mack

Wed, 27 Nov 2024 11:01:22 GMT

Emily "versus" Popeyes update
Mack Brown, the unquietest quitter
The Haint is back, fyi, sorry bout that
Schedule game: Rivalry Week!
It's spelled "hoarfrost"
Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Christian Ashlock
Tickets for the Tuscaloosa Get Up 3 are on sale now: https://ci.ovationtix.com/36768/production/1216165
Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/
Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/
Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/
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Fullcast After Dark: The Number One Sports Streaming Show On LinkedIn

Sun, 24 Nov 2024 16:15:18 GMT

A thorough accounting of Arizona State-BYU
We call Spencer “Pickles” now
Ryan lies about having real life friends
We completely forget to discuss Penn State and Texas wins
Kaelen DeBoer replacement in the ACC???
HUZZAH FOR BOWLING NEBRASKA
The Child Who Beat Florida International
Congrats to Ole Miss Chancellor Jaxson Dart
An Earnest Case for Enjoying Notre Dame, Playoff Participant
Fullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham
Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/
Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/
Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/
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The Carnivorous Rutgers Anarchy Horse

Wed, 20 Nov 2024 11:01:45 GMT

- Jerry Jones Will Never Surrender To The Sun

- Chili Beans for Algernon

- More moon lore, shockingly

- The Martin Luther Directors’ Cut

- SEX ARBY’S

- Spencer Hall, Big Ten Clean Living Sponsor

- Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham

- Tickets to the January 2025 live show in Atlanta with SZD go on sale Thursday, Nov 21, as always at https://preownedairboats.com/

- Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/

- Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/

- Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/

Fullcast After Dark: Gators Win

Sun, 17 Nov 2024 17:08:39 GMT

Somebody's got a birthday!
Spencer has some things to say to Clark Gable
Renewing our feud with Captain America
The greatest LinkedIn comment in show history
Gruesome LSU statistics, updated by Ryan
Holly catches up to Stanford
Coach Jason updates us on Colorado State
AAC championship race update
Maintaining a safe emotional distance from Pitt
Battle for the Bones update!
Our faith in Nebraska goes unrewarded
BYU's mascot takes a ride
Body dysmorphia with Gus Johnson
And so much more
Come hang out with Jason in Jacksonville, in (a) church! www.sanmarcobooksandmore.com/event/jason-kirk-hab-event
Fullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham
Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/
Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/
Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/
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Pitt Follows: The Kicker Haint

Wed, 13 Nov 2024 11:01:20 GMT

Tiger update
Spencer has a game
Surber uncovers a special teams haunting
The college football games of Week 12 are previewed in loving detail
See Jason in Jacksonville in a couple weeks, in (a) church! www.sanmarcobooksandmore.com/event/jason-kirk-hab-event
Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Russell Powell
Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/
Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/
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FULLCAST AFTER DARK: NIGHT OF THE BOOTLEG TIGER

Sun, 10 Nov 2024 16:09:01 GMT

The adventures of Utah Batman
An impromptu taxonomy lesson
Planning end of life care for Spencer's skull, which is almost as hollow as Miami's pass blocking
A new Georgia Tech traveling trophy is created
Is it Blood Week? Let's ask Jason!
Brent Key, the coach fueled by rage known only to short-term solo parents
Governor Huey Long returns to decry LSU's false Tiger and explain tiger measurement
Do not look directly at the SEC tiebreakers right now, for health reasons
A noir-tinged #10WINDIANA celebration
Ohio State, stop pretending like you have problems
Let's check in on Florida State's singular season
The hunt for MIMAL erotica begins
Mike Gundy's into Moon Knight now
Introducing the NFTortilla
Boise has a baffler
Pitt. Man.
Time to rank UConn
Bowl-eligible South Carolina defeats bowl-eligible Vanderbilt
Back to you, Huey
We've got a live show coming up! It's definitely in Atlanta, and we're almost positive it's on January 18th! You know as much as we know now
See Jason in Jacksonville, in (a) church! www.sanmarcobooksandmore.com/event/jason-kirk-hab-event
Fullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham
Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/
Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/
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One Hour of Babbling Brook Audio

Tue, 05 Nov 2024 11:01:34 GMT

Ssssshhhhhhhhhh
Sleepytime
Hush now
Special appearance by creek
Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Clayton Moore
Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/
Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/
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FULLCAST AFTER DARK: VENOMDERBILT BEAT AUBURN

Sun, 03 Nov 2024 17:09:24 GMT

Stop making people play South Carolina! We tried to tell you!
Everybody make sure to take note of what Vanderbilt just did!
Somebody finally really upsets Spencer!
Let's look at who's bowl eligible after Week 10!
WHY STOP AT #9WINDIANA?
Holly has a gift (horse) for Kentucky
A historic day for Clemson
A safely contained, OSHA-compliant discussion of Florida-Georgia
Special guest Venom explores the intersection of personal finance and relationships
Druids 4 USC
Now back to Venom
We've got a live show coming up! It's definitely in Atlanta, and we're almost positive it's on January 18th!
See Jason in Jacksonville, in (a) church! https://www.sanmarcobooksandmore.com/event/jason-kirk-hab-event
Fullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham
Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/
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The Death Of Comedy

Wed, 30 Oct 2024 10:00:59 GMT

Gonna tell you right up top that Ryan isn't in this episode, so adjust your expectations accordingly
Tennessee Williams finally gets what he deserves
What are we wearing for Halloween?
Let's remember some podcast episodes
Holly is unmoored from space and time and specifically from Week 10
There are a lot of weird ads out there right now that aren't even ours!
It's time for one of Spencer's favorite stories, the first Spanish astronaut. No reason!
We've got a live show coming up! It's definitely in Atlanta, and we're almost positive it's on January 18th!
See Jason in Jacksonville, in (a) church! https://www.sanmarcobooksandmore.com/event/jason-kirk-hab-event
The Ted Cruz eggvoice is back, sorry
Week 10's college football games, previewed in loving detail
Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Trey McClure
Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/
Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/
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Pies Flyin' Out Of Strickland Propane

Sun, 27 Oct 2024 16:28:57 GMT

Texas A&M introduces a frosty new tradition
The cocaine jokes go on for at least thirty minutes, so get comfortable
Jason has a lil something for Liberty
Meal planning with Hugh Freeze
Alabama and Missouri experience roadside adversity
A visit with Woody Hayes
Deep dive analytics on Florida State
See Jason in Jacksonville, in church! Bring your boyfriend! Don't worry about why! https://www.sanmarcobooksandmore.com/event/jason-kirk-hab-event
Fullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham
Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/
Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/
Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/
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400% Blood Match If You Donate Today

Wed, 23 Oct 2024 10:02:06 GMT

Hootenanny proprietors: Call us
Spencer is unwilling to be the sacrifice that brings the harvest
Bo Nix >>>> Aaron Rodgers
Glowing up Purdue
Checking in on our preseason playoff picks
See Jason in Jacksonville, in church! Bring your boyfriend! Don't worry about why! https://www.sanmarcobooksandmore.com/event/jason-kirk-hab-event
Setting new spiritual goals for Indiana fans
Pope quiz!
Party at Rudy's!
Schedule game, Big East Football Edition
A special anniversary is remembered
Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Wes Hunt
Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/
Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/
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FULLCAST AFTER DARK: WHAT A BAD IDEA

Sun, 20 Oct 2024 16:04:03 GMT

Week 8 of the 2024 college football season, recapped in loving detail
Fullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham
Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/
Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/
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The Gruntle Episode

Wed, 16 Oct 2024 10:01:51 GMT

Investigating degrees of gruntlement, up and down the college football rankings
The games of Week 8, previewed in various degrees of loving detail
Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by James Yerby
Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/
Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/
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FULLCAST AFTER DARK: STOLEN VOLOR

Sun, 13 Oct 2024 15:17:58 GMT

Is Dan Lanning strapped??
Tennessee won (SORT OF) and Holly is here to make sure you all suffer for that
Ryan has a revelation
Iowa scored 40 points and that gets its own line
When did YOU abandon your Red River viewing plan?
If you're reading this, Ole Miss and LSU eventually stopped playing football
Let's relive the latest doomed South Carolina campaign
Please pause for Ashton Jeanty appreciation
James Franklin and Lincoln Riley have a Shadow Link fight
Watch your ass, you gotta play Purdue
Meet the Night Duzz
UAB football continues to draw the eye
Checking in on God's own college football channel, The CW
Fullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham
Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrwative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/
Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/
Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/
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$11.99 For A Tie-Dyed Cheese Pizza

Wed, 09 Oct 2024 10:02:01 GMT

A better way to talk trash at live sporting events
We have been compelled by the events of the day to talk about the New York Jets
Hoodie season revelations
The events of Blood Week, placed in context
The games of Week 7, previewed in loving detail
Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Trey McClure
Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/
Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/
Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/
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FULLCAST AFTER DARK: BLOOD WEEK 2024

Sun, 06 Oct 2024 18:14:37 GMT

Blood everywhere
So much blood
DOWN GOES #1 Alabama
DOWN GOES #4 Tennessee
DOWN GOES #9 Missouri
DOWN GOES #10 Michigan
DOWN GOES #11 USC
DOWN GOES #22 Louisville
DOWN GOES #25 UNLV
Yep, that'll do it
Follow along as we rise and fall with the third quarter of Cal-Miami, an experience which is not at all heartbreaking in retrospect, no YOU are ugly crying
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Fullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham
Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/
Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/
Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new project at https://assigned.substack.com/
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Pat Narduzzi's Reverse Football Machine?

Wed, 02 Oct 2024 10:01:44 GMT

SHOW NOTES

Hey, we've got a show today, if you're reading this today
Update on the lost Arctic exploration of 1845
Snack reviews
Sheep crime news
Spencer gives a math quiz
Games of Week 6, previewed in loving detail
Shutdown Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Wes Hunt
Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/
Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io
Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcasts, We're Not All Like This and Buried Treasure, and check out his new project at assigned.substack.com
Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny preownedairboats.com

Fullcast After Dark: You Can Start To Dread Playing Alabama Again

Sun, 29 Sep 2024 17:55:05 GMT

SHOW NOTES

An ACC conspiracy, sure, that sounds plausible
Ryan Williams is a creation of Wētā Workshop
Edging warily into Good Rutgers Watch
An auspicious day for Wildcats of several sorts
Auburn losing a conference game isn’t news, but it’s nice to think about so we put it in here
Turns out UNLV is fine
Manny Diaz repays a debt
Ashton Jeanty is about halfway to Jupiter by now, with your football
UAB’s big dumb hire continues to pan out bigly and dumbly
Fullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham
A few tickets still remaining for our 10/3 show at Furnace Fest in Birmingham: https://www.seetickets.us/event/shutdown-fullcast-live/603983
Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/
Spencer and Holly bring you two things a week at channel-6.ghost.io
Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This and check out his new project at assigned.substack.com
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MOON 2 DECLINES PAC-12 INVITE

Wed, 25 Sep 2024 10:19:41 GMT

This podcast does not know who is in the Pac-12 right now and won't pretend we do
Jason says “China is a better idea than USF”
"I’m Shaquille O’Neal, here to tell you about Moon 2"
Hugh Freeze either has a bad team or is a bad coach, per Hugh Freeze
Miami, get openly ignorant again
Remember, the Little Brown Jug exists because of poison
Washington plays at Rutgers in a classic Big Ten matchup
Alabama and Georgia meet in a game both teams will probably hate!
More looking at the schedule and talking about the moon than any other college football podcast around
This week's theme song performed and arranged by Anjuli Shah
On sale now: tickets for our show at Furnace Fest in Birmingham! https://www.seetickets.us/event/shutdown-fullcast-live/603983
Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/
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Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new project at assigned.substack.com
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FULLCAST AFTER DARK: 70 HITS MACK BROWN

Sun, 22 Sep 2024 17:20:55 GMT

SHOW NOTES

Take in the end of Colorado-Baylor with us, live at the time!
Is Mack Brown too old to serve??
With a quarter of the regular season in the books, it's time to play the time-honored puzzle game of "who looked like what against whom"
Some truly disgusting victory stats
Bobby Petrino is FED UP
A survey of the mysterious astronomical object known as "Pitt"
Crowning the ACC as objectively our funniest conference
Fullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham
Buy tickets for our 10/3 show at Furnace Fest in Birmingham at https://www.seetickets.us/event/shutdown-fullcast-live/603983 and send MUSIC DISASTERS to shutdownfullcast@gmail.com
Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/
Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io
Find Ryan writing at assigned.substack.com, podcasting on We're Not All Like This and Buried Treasure, and check out his new project at wkcfb.com
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Week Four Kills Bruce Wayne's Dad (Again)

Wed, 18 Sep 2024 13:50:12 GMT

Cold open: "wow, this AI says you should write a check to me immediately"
Spencer lays out the least-probable possible playoff bracket as of mid-September
Make Syracuse #1 or we'll beat your ass
Ohio State tries to beat a team, any team, with a block M logo
Ryan pitches the greatest CW show ever, "Batman's Dad Dies Every Week"
Holly discusses the pitfalls of being a one TD favorite
Hey someone's getting Floyd of Rosedale this week?
This week's theme arranged and performed by Trey McClure
On sale now: tickets for our show at Furnace Fest in Birmingham! https://www.seetickets.us/event/shutdown-fullcast-live/603983
Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/
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Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new project at assigned.substack.com
Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny preownedairboats.com

Fullcast After Dark: The Annual Mark Stoops-Kirby Smart Points Retreat

Sun, 15 Sep 2024 15:00:52 GMT

SHOW NOTES

- A rules innovation only Ryan's broken brain could provide

- Spencer Hall, anatomy expert and the rise of WHEELS MANNING

- What South Carolina-LSU had in common with The Cheesecake Factory

- WARNING Earnest discussion of Florida's hiring foibles over time WARNING

- Indiana won the Rose Bowl

- A funny thing happened on the way home from Arizona State-Texas State

- Sovereign Quarterback John Mateer

- Fullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham

- Buy tickets for our 10/3 show at Furnace Fest in Birmingham, and send MUSIC DISASTERS to shutdownfullcast@gmail.com

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Week 3 Celebrates the College Football Midcard

Wed, 11 Sep 2024 10:02:10 GMT

Checking in with our fellow football podcaster Tom Brady
A dispatch from the Indiana car dealer wars
We are opting out of ANY NEW knowledge concerning Pitt athletic department HR
Mary Poppins lore, explored
Jason invents the blowsaw
Week 3 college football games, largely unstuck in time, previewed in loving detail
Fullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Trey McClure
On sale now: tickets for our show at Furnace Fest in Birmingham! https://www.seetickets.us/event/shutdown-fullcast-live/603983
Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/
Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io
Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new project at assigned.substack.com
Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny preownedairboats.com

Fullcast After Dark: Notre Dame losses, remembered

Sun, 08 Sep 2024 15:21:21 GMT

SHOW NOTES

Berkeley leftist Hugh Freeze: too extreme for America
What's your favorite Notre Dame pants-pooping?
Arkansas' thrilling comeback against Arkansas
Michigan! Colorado! El Assico! Top-10 teams desperate to lose! And more!
Annual refresher on Blood Week rules
Spencer's weekly disgusting 1 a.m. ET concoction
Fullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham
On sale now: tickets for our show at Furnace Fest in Birmingham! https://www.seetickets.us/event/shutdown-fullcast-live/603983
Jason's CFB Watch Grid and other stuff available for free at https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/
Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io
Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This and check out his new project at assigned.substack.com
Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny preownedairboats.com

TALKIN BOUT THE NOLES 2024

Wed, 04 Sep 2024 10:01:26 GMT

Holly has some apologizing to do
Spencer crashes the show faster than usual
DJ U brings it back (to Clemson)
Florida State shines in a double spotlight! Unfortunately, that shine is barf
That time God knew ball through Jason
Exciting developments on the Podcast Business segment
Week 2, previewed
Fullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham
On sale now: tickets for our show at Furnace Fest in Birmingham! https://www.seetickets.us/event/shutdown-fullcast-live/603983
Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/
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Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new project at assigned.substack.com
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Fullcast After Dark: TED CRUZ SAC TIME!!

Sun, 01 Sep 2024 15:30:05 GMT

SHOW NOTES

A sincere and unbridled celebration of Vanderbilt football
Checking in with the Cancun Cooler
A stern talking-to for teams that are currently Acting Cute
The emerging medical field of touchdown poisoning
Dangerously erotic levels of Iowa
Pickle argument
Learn why listeners and all of our therapists are already referring to the final six minutes of tonight's show as "the incident"
Fullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham
On sale now: tickets for our show at Furnace Fest in Birmingham! https://www.seetickets.us/event/shutdown-fullcast-live/603983
Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/
Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io
Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcasts, We're Not All Like This and Buried Treasure, and check out his new project at assigned.substack.com
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Oasis Reunion Tour Set List Preview Winamp

Wed, 28 Aug 2024 10:00:48 GMT

Spencer isn't the first one to do a terrible British accent this week
Dee-yawn?
Eat shit, Ron
SCHEDULE PEEPIN' TIME
Who said it: "In August, every team is September Maryland"
This week's theme song arranged and performed by Wes Hunt
On sale now: tickets for our show at Furnace Fest in Birmingham! https://www.seetickets.us/event/shutdown-fullcast-live/603983
Jason's book stuff, other stuff, and college football stuff in a free newsletter: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi
Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io
Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcasts, We're Not All Like This and Buried Treasure, and check out his new project at assigned.substack.com
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Bold Predictions Make My Stummy Hurt

Wed, 21 Aug 2024 10:01:42 GMT

JIMBO FISHER BACK?
NC STATE EXPANDING MATHEMATICS?
BRIAN FERENTZ VINDICATED?
KIRK HERBSTREIT WEIGHING IN ON THE COMMERCE CLAUSE?
CAN THE MIND CONCEIVE OF "AVERAGE COLORADO?"
THE RETURN OF MICHIGAN STATE HITLER????
Please let us do a live show in the Pittsburgh Airport
This week's theme song arranged and performed by Shawn Pryor
Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi
Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io
Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new project at assigned.substack.com
Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear and keep up with our live show schedule at sunny preownedairboats.com

2024 Live Playoff Picks Special: Do You Agree??

Mon, 19 Aug 2024 19:29:04 GMT

The Fullcast Lunch-n-Learn returns for our preseaon level-set pivoting circleback
It's our annual playoff picks episode! If you'd like to skip to the end, you can view the context-free results on Instagram
Jason takes on Marvel Snap challengers live on air from the comments
A fractious edition of Podcast Business
Ryan beats everyone at his own game
Only Holly believes in Auburn. You heard it
What do Michigan State and Argentina have in common?
Live reader questions, answered!
This week's theme song arranged and performed by Matthew Flovski
A few tickets still available for our festival show in Raleigh! More info here: https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/41961499/the-sports-podcast-festival-raleigh-the-rialto
On sale now: tickets for our show at Furnace Fest in Birmingham! https://www.seetickets.us/event/shutdown-fullcast-live/603983
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Tweety Bird for Tesla

Wed, 07 Aug 2024 10:00:00 GMT

Cybertrucks, again Ryan takes a large and unwarranted swing at the Taz community The prospect of a ball-knowing Vice President is considered Stay tuned for more content on the Utah Jazz Podcast Business fails to launch Ball-talking vice presidents throughout history, discussed A perilous game of baseball trivia is played Which presidential candidate would you trust to make breakfast? Please hire Holly to do the glossy profile of Kirby Smart Even the celebs are in on Good Vibes Right Now Obvious American diplomats: Snoop and Pitbull A highly stressful post-realignment round of Where Are They Now Our 2024 playoff picks format is announced Ryan hasn’t seen Paddington and we all need to join hands and harangue him about it Important merch news This week's theme song arranged and performed by Christian Ashlock Tickets still available for our festival show in Raleigh! More info here: https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/41961499/the-sports-podcast-festival-raleigh-the-rialto Also on sale: tickets for our show at Furnace Fest in Birmingham! https://www.seetickets.us/event/shutdown-fullcast-live/603983 Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new project at assigned.substack.com Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Workplace Disasters: LIVE! from Portland

Wed, 31 Jul 2024 10:00:00 GMT

Ryan tries some ASMR The meanest email Holly has ever gotten A surprise guest! “Have you ever downloaded so much porn that you crippled infrastructure?” The crew writes some live women’s restroom horror fanfic Everybody wants to be a tuberculosis influencer Ask Coach: How do you motivate a two-star player harboring a deadly parasite? This week's theme song arranged and performed by Trey McClure Tickets still available for our festival show in Raleigh! More info here: https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/41961499/the-sports-podcast-festival-raleigh-the-rialto Also on sale: tickets for our show at Furnace Fest in Birmingham! https://www.seetickets.us/event/shutdown-fullcast-live/603983 Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new project at assigned.substack.com Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Back To School

Wed, 24 Jul 2024 10:00:00 GMT

Catching up with a couple of our favorite coaches, and also Greg Schiano San Marcos legend Alex Kirshner joins the show to know some ball at us Rushing to the defense of our beloved Mountain Dew A harrowing back-to-school shopping trip Spencer pioneers fast fashion This week's theme song arranged and performed by Wes Hunt Tickets still available for our festival show in Raleigh! More info here: https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/41961499/the-sports-podcast-festival-raleigh-the-rialto Also on sale: tickets for our show at Furnace Fest in Birmingham! https://www.seetickets.us/event/shutdown-fullcast-live/603983 Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcasts, We're Not All Like This and Buried Treasure, and check out his new project at assigned.substack.com Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The International Dateline Episode

Wed, 17 Jul 2024 10:00:00 GMT

Spencer is back, despite his own best efforts, and he brought a number of promising Mongolian business ideas Find out which Khan was “the party Khan” Examining Ryan’s place on the Snake Kinsey Scale Two words: “Mouse arbitrage” Rest of the episode is pretty much all basking in the return of the game? At the time of taping, the game has been out for about 22 hours, and between the four of us we are averaging four hours of gameplay How the game is turning us into cro-mag ball coaches Jason leaves Texas in a pine box How the game could portend a record-low season of disciplinary issues nationwide We’ve all got one complaint about the game so far and we bet you’ve got the same one Basking in our place in the game universe An extended inadvertent Split Zone Duo ad This week's theme song arranged and performed by Wes Hunt Tickets still available for our festival show in Raleigh! More info here: https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/41961499/the-sports-podcast-festival-raleigh-the-rialto Freshly on sale: tickets for our show at Furnace Fest in Birmingham! https://www.seetickets.us/event/shutdown-fullcast-live/603983 Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new project at assigned.substack.com Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Cold Seat Episode

Wed, 10 Jul 2024 10:00:00 GMT

Without Spencer we’re apparently powerless to open the show What’s a cold seat? Don’t ask us, this was Ryan’s idea We put Bill O’Brien through a lot, for some reason New fried chicken bet! Catching up with Ron Prince Which coach could most easily post his way through a 4-8 season? Theorizing Ohio State’s worst season ever This week's theme song arranged and performed by Christian Ashlock Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new project at assigned.substack.com Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear and keep up with our live show schedule at sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

One Uninterrupted Hour Of Wake Forest Academic Slander

Wed, 03 Jul 2024 10:00:00 GMT

Ryan issues a surprise correction A truck stop etiquette lesson Who deserves the distinction of “worst astronaut”? Some more about the video game, not a trap this time! Probably! Impromptu production meeting for our Raleigh show This season's newest roadside fireworks stand offerings, reviewed This week's theme song arranged and performed by Matthew Klovski Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new project at assigned.substack.com Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear and keep up with our live show schedule at sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

All Honked Up On Cheeseburgers & Aquavit

Wed, 26 Jun 2024 10:00:00 GMT

Don't worry! This isn't entirely a college baseball episode! Mostly, it's a pro hockey episode One host is out, two others are sick, and everybody has a Good Sports Hangover Holly has some FATHERS & SONS feelings to work through re: the College World Series, and that's going about as well as you'd expect Celebrating Ft. Lauderdale as Hockeytown, USA Disturbing new allegations come to light regarding a MacGuffin known only as "the Jason robot" Stanley Cup trivia ruined by Jimmy Fallon A visit with Arthur Blank's actual falcon Surber delivers an assortment of wipes-based confessions This week's theme song arranged and performed by Shawn Pryor Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new project at assigned.substack.com Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear and keep up with our live show schedule at sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sherbdown Freezecast presents: Enterprise du Podcast (avec Deux Espressos)

Wed, 19 Jun 2024 10:00:00 GMT

Meet French Randy! You at home may never know true happiness for yourselves, but you can get pretty close by listening to the crew’s reaction to seeing Batman ice cream bars for the first time Semi-factual attempt at a French political interlude Will inevitably become known as “the sherbert episode” for reasons that will repeatedly be made clear This week's theme song arranged and performed by Trey McClure Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new project at assigned.substack.com Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear and keep up with our live show schedule at sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sports Are For Perverts Now

Wed, 12 Jun 2024 10:00:00 GMT

A musical trip down memory lane about the time the show reached the end of the Internet NEW LIVE SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT The crew runs up against a rare real-life First Comic Book encounter How to fashion a murder weapon out of a peewee soccer uniform Holly meets a cell phone scammer while taping the show Find out why this episode was almost called “I want pictures of Spider-Man’s pussy” This episode Not sponsored by ReptiCon, coming soon to cities where we don’t live All of that takes a solid hour and disguises the fact that this is our Caitlin Clark episode. Caught ya! Jason poisons his own search algorithm to introduce us to a new conspiracy theory This week's theme song arranged and performed by Anjuli Shah Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io, if you dare Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcasts, We're Not All Like This and Buried Treasure, and check out his new project at assigned.substack.com Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear and keep up with our live show schedule at sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

TALKING IMPORTANT VIDEO GAME NEWS, with Matt Brown

Wed, 05 Jun 2024 10:00:00 GMT

Welcome to Buford Palms High School! You read that right: We imprisoned Matt Brown of Extra Points for nearly two goddang hours and talked about CERTAIN video game matters NEAR AND DEAR TO THE HEARTS OF OUR HOSTS AND AUDIENCE pretty much the entire time Learn why Matt's wife says he has "Nick Jr. energy" Holly shares her personal struggles with one particular aspect of the game Spencer and Jason discuss their experiences with roster building Taking the opportunity of having our favorite Brazilian blogger in the building to check in on our boy Bolsonaro's latest hospitalization What age is appropriate for introducing one's children to THE GAME? How to activate Alito Mode™ in College Station This week's theme song arranged and performed by Wes Hunt Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io, if you dare Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This, wherever finer podcasts are placed Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear and keep up with our live show schedule at sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

AUTOMOTIVE DISASTERS, LIVE FROM INDIANAPOLIS

Wed, 29 May 2024 10:00:00 GMT

LIVE FROM INDY Featuring guest star and car baron Alanis King We review important facts about Indianapolis, aka the City of LIghts Tercel: Actually a good name, once you say it out loud A LONG LIST OF YOUR BEST AUTOMOTIVE DISASTERS The crowd takes on Spencer in trivia with questions Ryan wrote, wonder how that's gonna go Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

AND THE SQUEAL OF THE PIG SHALL FLOAT ON THE AIR

Wed, 22 May 2024 10:00:00 GMT

Spencer offers up the legal defense of "I forgot" Hard truths told about the site of this weekend's live Fullcast, Indianapolis It's nice! Please don't tell anyone! Also we're hanging out at the Michigan Public LIbrary this weekend, fall through Fight songs are reviewed even though no one knows the words to them What fight song respectfully refuses to say the sacred name of a dog god? What fight song could double as a mid-show Gilbert and Sullivan number? What fight song could double as a terrifying Central Asian national anthem? What fight song came from a decade where everyone was clearly having too good a time? We're all watching the J-Lo movie where she pilots a mech Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

What If Your Boat Loved Carrots: Betting College Football’s 2024 Unders

Wed, 15 May 2024 10:00:00 GMT

Kenny Rogers real estate, roasted Orcas are back! Don’t see them? Look under your boat! A historical trip down Kicking Horse River The crew spends an afternoon in the Hades Club, finding unders to hammer next season Spencer debuts a horrific new voice A ten- minute grocery store episode erupts about halfway through here A high-stakes episode of podcast business Anointing ourselves lifelong Kansas Jayhawks fans An exciting new promo opportunity for Gus Johnson This week's theme song arranged and performed by Wes Hunt Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io, if you dare Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcasts, We're Not All Like This and Buried Treasure, wherever finer podcasts are placed Purchase only the finest merch at sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

THE FEUDS EPISODE, feat. Commencement Speaker Gravedigger

Wed, 08 May 2024 10:00:00 GMT

The crew establishes an alliance with a Grey's Anatomy alum and develops a feud against an Avenger A rundown of other people, institutions, internal demons, and inanimate objects we are currently in fights with A review of what in the hell happened at Ohio State's graduation A reminder that we are all available for hire as commencement speakers, except Ryan Ric Flair having a normal one at the pizza place Introducing Jason as Jungle Jack Hanna More news about our upcoming summer live tour! This week's theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io, if you dare Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This, wherever finer podcasts are placed Purchase only the finest merch at sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Cocaine Fort

Wed, 01 May 2024 10:00:00 GMT

- Three live shows announced, including a Carb Day trip to Indianapolis with Homefield Apparel (find out more at preownedairboats.com) - An important update from a medical professional on the subject of injecting mashed potatoes into your circulatory system - Nothing can stop Drake from his first love: shopping - Briefly imagining Jerry Seinfeld at the Apollo - The difference between an irresponsible prediction and a bold one - Spencer says this SEC team that won 10 games last season is only winning four this year - Jason presents the most painful way Florida can wind up firing Billy Napier - And other unhinged suggestions from readers like you - This week's theme song arranged and performed by Becca Lynch - Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi - Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io, if you dare - Listen to Ryan and Surber's other podcast, We're Not All Like This, wherever finer podcasts are placed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Some Of History's Greatest Horses Were Lost In The Flow Of Time / 2024 NFL Draft Mock

Wed, 24 Apr 2024 10:00:00 GMT

Simultaneous horse developments on r/ShutdownFullcast and in the Fullcast reader mailbag are addressed It's draft week, baby! What are we drafting this year? Don't worry about it! Holly and Ryan twin, with terrifying results You can watch Spencer at the real draft this week, on television! (On your computer!) Charity Bowl results! Summer 2024 live show teases! We're about to fight a timezone! This week's theme song arranged and performed by Wes Hunt Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io, if you dare Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This, wherever finer podcasts are placed Purchase only the finest merch at sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Peahead Walker Presents: Smuckles vs. Wolfman

Wed, 17 Apr 2024 10:00:00 GMT

The Charity Bowl is on! Michigan is winning! There's still time to deny them a fourth national championship this calendar year! Visit EDSBSCharityBowl.com to join the fight! Let's Name Some Guys, Cooky's Camp All-Stars Edition A harrowing on-air realization re: the age of this podcast Joel Klatt narrates the end of the world Lightning round Bible study This week's theme song arranged and performed by Russell Powell Follow Jason's work on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io, if you dare Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcasts, We're Not All Like This and Buried Treasure, wherever finer podcasts are placed Purchase only the finest merch at sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Spring is Sprung: Embrace The Erotic Pitt Mindset

Wed, 10 Apr 2024 10:00:00 GMT

Pat Narduzzi sets a sensual tone for spring ball Find out which reader question haunted Ryan into doing a French bulldog voice The Calipari-Chicken Man Plan Assorted additional spring football surveys Peeking very carefully around the corner at NFL media and asking if y’all are okay?? CHARITY BOWL UPDATES AND RULES, HELPFULLY EXPLAINED FOR YOU How to get Holly to unblock you on Twitter, for a cause What’s this year’s stretch goal that Spencer will inevitably forget to fulfill? Wrestlemania, reviewed A somber update on Le Big One from chief international cycling correspondent Michel Surbre This week's theme song arranged and performed by Anjuli Shah Follow Jason's work on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io, if you dare Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This, wherever finer podcasts are placed Purchase only the finest merch at sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Graceful Aging Episode

Wed, 03 Apr 2024 10:00:00 GMT

Jane Coaston joins us this week to discuss baseball, gambling in sports, Twilight Imperium, and other tribulations How our love of skating will scupper any chances we ever go to Mars USC students' current level of Grinch awareness Kids these days, in general An update on Channel 6's Dumb Bitches of History bracket This week's theme song arranged and performed by Trey McClure Follow Jason's work on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io, if you dare Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcasts, We're Not All Like This and Buried Treasure, wherever finer podcasts are placed Purchase only the finest merch at sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Garbage Monster Force Ghost

Wed, 27 Mar 2024 10:00:00 GMT

Star Wars shipping, mapped Dune Part Two, reviewed New show sponsor Wolverine, yes That One, joins our panel discussion on nationalized healthcare A visit to our local Georgia football and tax evasion message board Where’s that Kim Mulkey article at Everybody but Holly is enjoying the basketball tournament What a home-site format might mean for the future of college football playoffs Mussolini’s taste in hats, disparaged What television progrum is today’s 24? A visit with our buddies inside the Trojan Horse This week’s theme song arranged and performed by Michael Sitler See more of Jason's work on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and more at jasonkirk.fyi Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io, if you dare Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcasts, We're Not All Like This and Buried Treasure, wherever finer podcasts are placed Purchase only the finest merch at sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Fatal AttrACCtion: Clemson Goes A-Courtin’

Wed, 20 Mar 2024 10:00:00 GMT

Holly has some train news Which Starfox pilot is Elon Musk Clemson throws its crayons, legally speaking Ryan offers an emotionally healthy solution for the fracturing ACC The Cal Appreciation Minute ™ Kate Middleton, Sephora Sasquatch This Is March [citation needed] This week’s theme song arranged and performed by Seth Guttman See more of Jason's work on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and more at jasonkirk.fyi Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io, if you dare Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcasts, We're Not All Like This and Buried Treasure, wherever finer podcasts are placed Purchase only the finest merch at sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We're Gonna Pave The Ocean

Wed, 13 Mar 2024 10:00:00 GMT

- The crew revolutionizes the American medical industry - Best movie soundtracks of the '90s, debated - Found a haunted website - Out on a limb with what may end up being our most poorly timed segment in show history: Spencer explains his knowledge of Kate Middleton's whereabouts - Jason launches a new Scottish conquest - Which message board community would you deploy to find a missing princess? - If you thought the story about the Italian mafia conspiring to fix Vanderbilt football games couldn't get dumber, Jason Aldean is tangentially involved - Helpfully reimagining the works of Homer and Virgil for a modern audience - Once again, the Fullcast forms a band, but for real this time - Breaking hair news - How ancient whale facts blog Moby Dick sleep-trained an entire gender - Find out how our entire show gained legal immunity in the Commonwealth of Kentucky - This week's theme performed by Surber - See more of Jason's work on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and more at jasonkirk.fyi - Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io, if you dare - Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcasts, We're Not All Like This and Buried Treasure - Purchase only the finest show merch at sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

ABANDON THE SUPER LEAGUE, EMBRACE THE REGULAR LEAGUE

Wed, 06 Mar 2024 11:00:00 GMT

- One easy trick to derail your Iditarod opponents - Why Texas A&M decided to ruin an entire ingredient for everyone - Only Future Spencer can decide what we do on this episode - Preparing for the big brands to abandon the rest of college football - Which leads to Duke, USF, and Boise State sharing a conference - And Georgia Tech, Navy, and Marshall sharing another - And Louisville, Oregon State, and UTEP sharing yet another - This is a good plan, and thorough, and we will accept a modest fee for our efforts - This week's theme performed by Corey Cunningham - Visit preownedairboats.com for merch - Go buy Jason's book, Hell Is a World Without You Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The College Football Old-Timers' Plan

Wed, 28 Feb 2024 11:00:00 GMT

Flat Cam Theory Dune is a college football movie Marvin Harrison Jr. eradicates the LSAT The Absolutely True Story of the Oldest Longhorn Ever Dan Enos Sneak Attacks Spencer An extended game which ends with us sending Jared Goff to FSU, Geno Smith to Rutgers, and Russell Wilson to Texas A&M after their playing days are over This episode theme arranged and performed by Trey McClure Visit preownedairboats dot com for earthly treasures Visit SHUT DOWN FULL BOOKS DOT COM for the book that got all those people to come listen to Spencer talk about his church experience at the Religion Disasters live show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

LIVE: Church Disasters & Jason's novel launch

Tue, 20 Feb 2024 15:48:32 GMT

- Our first live show in FIVE YEARS - Crowd of 500 maniacs "shockingly well-behaved," per Monday Night Brewing - Revival preacher Surber calls down righteous thunder - Lmao this intro music by Trey - Podcast Business: Book has raised over $50K for the Trevor Project - Spencer: undercover Crusader? - A full hour of CHURCH DISASTERS, where blood and fire bring unrest - Holly reveals The Chili That Kills You - Evangelicalism crash course: Jason reads from HELL IS A WORLD WITHOUT YOU - Hot gossip!! The media-biz stories behind "niche"!! - Blockhead freshmen savage a (totally real) Christian advice manual, as performed by Jamie Howard, Will Leitch, Chili, Andrew Klema, Brigit our videographer, Jay Busbee, and Daniel Palmer - Ryan's Catholic zoology update - Collective salvation, as explained by a 2000s punk cover song - Thank you to AV crew Surber, Doug, Anthony, and Brigit! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Polyamorous Loose Cannons and Super Bowl Film Breakdown

Wed, 14 Feb 2024 11:00:00 GMT

A small amount of football talk regarding the Super Bowl, not too much, don’t worry Surber has difficulties Masculinity is back, and this is just what it looks like Chip Kelly does the Reverse Oregon Trail A modest proposal for next year’s Pop-Tarts Bowl Swedish Yule Goat Arson Update This episode theme arranged and performed by James Yerby Visit preownedairboats dot com with all haste Visit SHUT DOWN FULL BOOKS DOT COM for exclusive literary revelations Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Super Bowl Preview: Introducing Tony Hawk's Flight Simulator

Wed, 07 Feb 2024 11:00:00 GMT

Las Vegas Super Bowl preview includes: necessity of spray tans! The deceptively wide-ranging concept of Game Management! We definitely all know which NFL player would befriend a coyote! Chiefs Fatigue and its roots! Spencer makes several dangerous propositions You'll never guess which fanbases are still/already in their feelings about the 2023-24 college football season! A use case for porn bots Back to Chuck E. Cheese Pondering the State Of Broadcast Journalism Affirmations of our youths This episode theme arranged and performed by Clayton Moore Visit preownedairboats dot com with all haste Visit SHUT DOWN FULL BOOKS DOT COM for exclusive literary revelations Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Come To Las Vegas To Die Like A King

Wed, 31 Jan 2024 11:00:00 GMT

Light the MILFBeam for the Super Bowl Criss Angel, Sober Hall Buddy Stop un-theming hotels DJ Durkin’s back, that taste in your throat is nihilism and it’s not going away Pacific J!i!!m!! Today’s theme song was arranged and performed by Todd Kitchen Visit preownedairboats dot com with all haste Visit SHUT DOWN FULL BOOKS DOT COM for exclusive literary revelations Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Michael Felder Episode (Featuring Stephen Hartzell)

Wed, 24 Jan 2024 11:00:00 GMT

- Choose a Google Drive product to get stuck in, Tron-style - A brief history of how Hand In The Dirt saved the Shutdown Fullcast - America's new favorite podcast game is Where's Felder - Is self-cleaning mode on an oven even a real thing - Offseason plans, advice, and brags, from horticulture to romance novel food trucks - How to get into wrestling in 2024, which Jason says you should do - Ryan is an old man who fears technology - No for real have you seen Felder - Out: Peloton. In: Pianos. - Today’s theme song was arranged and performed by Brian Conway - Visit preownedairboats dot com for commerce - Visit shutdownfullbooks dot com for spiritual sustenance Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

PORTAL WIVES: Do Who's Best For Bama

Wed, 17 Jan 2024 11:00:00 GMT

We did try to tell y'all what a kicked Bama hive is like. In case you didn't heed our warnings, you're about to find out Why you shouldn't play Settlers of Catan with Will Muschamp The one coach we'd all allow to date our moms How 9WINDIANA became the cradle of championships A call for Ohio State opinions we definitely will not live to regret Who will be the first 12-team playoff program to fire its coach? For no reason at all, a history of ten-win Alabama football teams, and how everything worked out just fine for all of them What will NCAA enforcement make of New Bama, and does it matter one bit? Counting states that suffer life without Bass Pro Shops Community service project: let’s fix Ross Bjork’s wiki page Today’s theme song was arranged and performed by Wes Hunt Visit preownedairboats dot com with all haste Visit SHUT DOWN FULL BOOKS DOT COM for exclusive literary revelations Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYOFF NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP RECAP, EVENTUALLY

Wed, 10 Jan 2024 11:00:00 GMT

Michigan-Washington recap is preceded by a 45-minute field trip to suburban Birmingham Today’s theme song was arranged and performed by Russell Powell Visit preownedairboats dot com with all haste Visit SHUT DOWN FULL BOOKS DOT COM for exclusive literary revelations Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Bible: Code Red (College Football Championship Preview)

Wed, 03 Jan 2024 11:00:00 GMT

Mostly off-air, the crew attempts to discern the Bible's first wine mom More news from Pompeii Let's make Ted Cruz a trophy. No, not like that Can't spell Citrus Bowl without UT [complimentary] We are out of fun ways to do BAMA LOST LOL episodes! Several other football games have occurred since we last spoke Happy holidays from the Harbaugh family Visit preownedairboats dot com with all haste Visit SHUT DOWN FULL BOOKS DOT COM for exclusive literary revelations Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2023 40 FOR 40, Vol. 3

Wed, 27 Dec 2023 11:00:00 GMT

- This one has: Fenway Bowl! Pinstripe Bowl! Pop-Tarts Bowl! Alamo Bowl! Gator Bowl! Sun Bowl! - Ryan is the enemy of the working class! - Liberty Bowl! Cotton Bowl! Peach Bowl! Music City Bowl! Orange Bowl! Arizona Bowl! - He’s out of touch with normal people, sitting in his Tennessee mansion! - ReliaQuest Bowl! Fiesta Bowl! Citrus Bowl! - Also at least five minutes of Rose Bowl and Sugar Bowl talk! - Boo Ryan whenever you see him! - Visit preownedairboats dot com to get all the stuff you actually wanted for the holidays - Visit SHUT DOWN FULL BOOKS DOT COM for exclusive literary revelations Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2023 40 FOR 40, Vol. 2

Wed, 20 Dec 2023 11:00:00 GMT

Featuring: Boca Raton Bowl! Gasparilla Bowl! Birmingham Bowl! Camellia Bowl! Armed Forces Bowl! Potato Bowl! 68 Ventures (?!) Bowl! Las Vegas Bowl! Hawaii Bowl (OR IS IT??)! Quick Lane Bowl! First Responder Bowl! Guaranteed Rate Bowl! Military Bowl! Mayo Bowl! Holiday Bowl! Texas Bowl! Visit preownedairboats dot com for all your holiday shopping needs Visit SHUT DOWN FULL BOOKS DOT COM for exclusive literary revelations Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2023 40 FOR 40, Vol. 1

Wed, 13 Dec 2023 11:00:00 GMT

Featuring: Myrtle Beach Bowl! Celebration Bowl! New Orleans Bowl! Cure Bowl! New Mexico Bowl! Gronk Bowl! Independence Bowl! Famous Toastery (what) Bowl! Frisco Bowl! This episode is most definitely not sponsored by Arby’s Visit preownedairboats dot com for all your holiday shopping needs Visit SHUT DOWN FULL BOOKS DOT COM for exclusive literary revelations Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ron DeSantis Sue This Podcast Challenge

Wed, 06 Dec 2023 11:00:00 GMT

The crew does a little freelance medical research If you’re one of those blessed souls who gets their news from this podcast, buckle up Celebrating FSU’s brief run as America’s Team Yearning for a return to pre-bowl Honest Grift Elysium A year-end review of the show’s top episode Spencer plays Bible trivia Visit preownedairboats dot com for all your holiday shopping needs Visit SHUT DOWN FULL BOOKS DOT COM for exclusive literary revelations Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

FULLCAST AFTER DARK - Championship Weekend College Football Recap And Day-Old Bread Emporium

Sun, 03 Dec 2023 18:43:08 GMT

SHOW NOTES The crew of the intrepid Shutdown Fullship bands together for one final (?!?!?) midnight romp between the forces of math and good sense and the will of an indignant, capricious hive of suits in a hotel ballroom Visit preownedairboats dot com for all your holiday shopping needs Visit SHUT DOWN FULL BOOKS DOT COM for exclusive literary revelations 👀👀👀 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Normal College Football Podcast feat. Your Nightmares Made Flesh

Wed, 29 Nov 2023 11:00:00 GMT

Ryan has some terrible musical news Niche publishing update A LONG-AWAITED ANNOUNCEMENT Coaching carousel and playoff talk! Normal college football podcast! The voices are back. All of them. Yeah, that one too. Sorry Settle your stomachs and let’s take a look at the championships weekend schedule Visit preownedairboats dot com for all your holiday shopping needs Visit SHUT DOWN FULL BOOKS DOT COM for exclusive literary revelations Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

FULLCAST AFTER DARK - Week 13 College Football Recap: Sexy Commodores In Your Area

Sun, 26 Nov 2023 17:30:47 GMT

SHOW NOTES Folks, it’s time once again for F*CK OHIO DAY Some brand-new podcast business Another uneventful Iron Bowl ends in FOURTH AND A MILROE ™ The whole crew breaks out their new Kirk Ferentz voices. Sleep tight! A genuine celebration of Kentucky-Louisville An un-celebration of SEC refereeing And so much more Visit preownedairboats dot com for all your holiday shopping needs Visit SHUT DOWN FULL BOOKS DOT COM for exclusive literary revelations 👀👀👀 Donation link to Set The Expectation's holiday fundraiser as pitched by Producer Doug: https://secure.givelively.org/donate/settheexpectation/4th-annual-dc-coalition-holiday-gift-toy-drive Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Week 13 College Football Preview: Explaining To Spencer That Auburn Lost To New Mexico State

Wed, 22 Nov 2023 11:00:00 GMT

It’s Thanksgiving so we’re talking about which Bible characters were big huggers A very important Podcast Business announcement Spencer gets his news from the Fullcast, like all of you An impromptu awards ceremony ensues Poseidon tries to start shit with Jason just as he brings news from the sea Florida State confronts the trolley problem Week 13 preview! No, for real! Time to put the Dukes up Visit preownedairboats dot com for all your holiday shopping needs Visit SHUT DOWN FULL BOOKS DOT COM for exclusive literary revelations Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

FULLCAST AFTER DARK - Week 12 College Football Recap: Auburn Lost To New Mexico State

Sun, 19 Nov 2023 18:57:00 GMT

SHOW NOTES Everybody behave, we have guests! First up: Alex Kirshner of vaunted NFL media empire Split Zone Duo educates us on November Maryland meteorology As you may have divined from the title, New Mexico State beat Auburn in football, and we all saw. Everyone saw! Graham Mertz damns the torpedoes A bit of Michigan lore, as a treat The meanest thing anyone has ever said about Lincoln Riley Darude moves South Carolina Jason looks at a chalk season in a new light Remember to place your Bama feelings in the proper historical context Another guest! Welcome Auburn Superfan Josh Playoff update for our beloved Big Sky conference SURPRISE THIRD GUEST!! And so much more Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Subscribe to Vacation Bible School and Channel 6 and Buried Treasure! Listen to We’re Not All Like This and DNF! Sign your name away in full faith to Shutdown Fullbooks! (This last one is about to be VERY important) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2023 College Football Coaching Carousel: Right Bucket, Wrong Head

Wed, 15 Nov 2023 11:00:00 GMT

Huge breaking news out of the SEC West following Saturday’s games! Also, they went and fired Jimbo What’s next for A&M, Mississippi State, San Diego State, the previously-evacuated Northwestern and Michigan State gigs, and other assorted progrums Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Subscribe to Vacation Bible School and Channel 6 and Buried Treasure! Listen to We’re Not All Like This and DNF! Sign your name away in full faith to Shutdown Fullbooks! (This last one is about to be VERY important) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

FULLCAST AFTER DARK - Week 11 College Football Recap: Bleeding Crying Cussing Praying Michigan

Sun, 12 Nov 2023 18:03:00 GMT

SHOW NOTES They may have been in Happy Valley, but to Michigan that’s just a trench, and the Wolverines will have you know there’s nothing cheerful about trench warfare The removal of a Herm Edwards restrictor plate, and its consequences Bama has gone and drunk their Bama juice Spencer definitely does not reveal his vote in the currently actually interesting Heisman race Brock Bowers: very much operational Unexpected froth and fireworks from Memphis! And so much more Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Subscribe to Vacation Bible School and Channel 6 and Buried Treasure! Listen to We’re Not All Like This and DNF! Sign your name away in full faith to Shutdown Fullbooks! (This last one is about to be VERY important) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Week 11 College Football Preview: Time to Tom Bombachill

Wed, 08 Nov 2023 11:00:00 GMT

Are orcas Catholic? Discuss Holly provides a crucial update on the Pope’s Exorcist film franchise It’s past time you all learned about the Boyds, ringlords of East Tennessee Michigan’s rampaging streak of normal ones continues unchecked coming up: Jim Fight! Spencer invents Louisiana Iowa Jason anoints New Bedlam Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Subscribe to Vacation Bible School and Channel 6 and Buried Treasure! Listen to We’re Not All Like This and DNF! Sign your name away in full faith to Shutdown Fullbooks! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

FULLCAST AFTER DARK - Week 10 College Football Recap: Guest Starring Connor Stalions (Probably?)

Sun, 05 Nov 2023 16:30:00 GMT

SHOW NOTES Some real vintage Fullcast audio here this week with Ryan calling in from the field while Jason once again floats between the realms Bedlam saves the best for last Big Iowa Hole news! Army-Air Force: security concerns abound! Indiana had 20 first downs and 261 yards of offense And so much more Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Subscribe to Vacation Bible School and Channel 6 and Buried Treasure! Listen to We’re Not All Like This and DNF! Sign your name away in full faith to Shutdown Fullbooks! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dabo and Devil’s Night: A Rich Text

Wed, 01 Nov 2023 15:41:42 GMT

SHOW NOTES The longest cold open in Fullcast history Dabo does his very best Julia Sugarbaker, which isn’t as good as Holly’s Julia Sugarbaker, but we’re sure he tried his best For a rich guy Dabo sure is sensitive about money! Let’s find some other 53-year-olds, for scientific comparison Okay so who CAN we rely on, looking at the back third of the schedule Let’s check in with Michigan, having another normal one Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Subscribe to Vacation Bible School and Channel 6 and Buried Treasure! Listen to We’re Not All Like This and DNF! Sign your name away in full faith to Shutdown Fullbooks! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

FULLCAST AFTER DARK - Week 9 College Football Recap: The ACC Saved Halloween

Sun, 29 Oct 2023 17:48:00 GMT

SHOW NOTES A frank appreciation of the CW, the true home of college football Happy Paul Johnson Night to all who observe Cal and USC’s officiating crew did what, now?We explore with the help of our first-ever reader guest in this format! Surely the rest of Cal’s night was normal after all that, right? Dave Doeren cuts a promo The specter of Double Farmageddon peeeeeeks over the horizon Once again, Penn State, don’t worry, we saw you Big weekend for the Arizonae! Asking the big questions: Is Nebraska good now? Is Baylor bad? Oh, we also reinvented the postseason, again Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Subscribe to Vacation Bible School and Channel 6 and Buried Treasure! Listen to We’re Not All Like This and DNF! Sign your name away in full faith to Shutdown Fullbooks! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Hunt For Blue October

Wed, 25 Oct 2023 15:35:00 GMT

SHOW NOTES Checking in with our friend Jenna Ellis Yeah that doesn’t take long, because uh-oh, Michigan is suddenly the crime mitten How much … whatever … should we ascribe to head coaches in these situations? So what’s next for our boy Harbz? Putting this whole saga in context of the Big Ten (man this really does sound like a football podcast, doesn’t it, sorry about that) cares? Well, we’ll tell you! Hitler update! Don’t worry Penn State, we’ll get to you What SHOULD Penn State fans want? Let’s talk a little NFL and MLB because it’s fall y’all!! Jason presents playoff rankings trivia Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Subscribe to Vacation Bible School and Channel 6 and Buried Treasure! Listen to We’re Not All Like This and DNF! Sign your name away in full faith to Shutdown Fullbooks! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

FULLCAST AFTER DARK - Week 8 College Football Recap / Somehow Also “The Horny Episode”

Sun, 22 Oct 2023 13:39:02 GMT

SHOW NOTES You have our solemn vow that this is the most you’ll ever hear from us about Hitler in a single episode We also promise that this mostly has nothing to do with it also being the horny episode The CW delivers the drama we’ve come to expect, yet again, complete with the defeat of an ancient vampire This weekend in East Lansing, everything’s coming up 40s The crew sits through the end of yet another Miami football situation Penn State confounds a nation, does not confound Ohio State Jason presents an ode to Iowa Holly must crope The whole Big 12 is keyuuuuuute If you’re reading this, congratulations on your performance tonight for Kansas State “Mike Gundy was right” — Spencer Mapping Bret Bielema FCS roundup! A bowl-eligible Georgia State emerges! Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Subscribe to Vacation Bible School and Channel 6 and Buried Treasure! Listen to We’re Not All Like This and DNF! Sign your name away in full faith to Shutdown Fullbooks! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Rutgers Episode / Week 8 College Football Preview

Wed, 18 Oct 2023 13:57:46 GMT

SHOW NOTES A sponsorship update Dispatch from our Rutgers correspondent, with theme music by Spencer New bowl announced, by us Dave Doeren, timelord Ryan presents the tale of the Connecticut Lasagna Bear Psyop advice for Jimbo Fisher Deion to the NFL??? Week 8 schedule preview! Who has been more obviously coddled to date, Ohio State or Penn State? Would you rather have coach buyout money or whole-team NIL money? Gauging the blood thirst of Michigan ACC title rematch time! #hellyesDukeFootball Play along at home as the crew attempts to guess the surprise snakebite capital of America Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Subscribe to Vacation Bible School and Channel 6 and Buried Treasure! Listen to We’re Not All Like This and DNF! Sign your name away in full faith to Shutdown Fullbooks! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

FULLCAST AFTER DARK - WEEK 7 COLLEGE FOOTBALL RECAP: The Dogcast feat. Carl Panthers

Sun, 15 Oct 2023 22:46:23 GMT

NOTES Mack vs. Mario! Swim, Mario! Notre Dame’s potluck force punch HEADLINE: Pitt Put In Pittastrophe Oregon-Washington celebrates vibes-based analytics Nice things about Rutgers Bama and A&M both tried their darndest to lose. In this, A&M was better NBC’s juiceless, joyless Notre Dame broadcasts A seismic update from the top of FCS ball A formal transfer of stereotype from Penn State to Miami This week in CFB ads: fungal flush and free speech! Graham Mertz’s assassin turn The newfound joys of CW football Scott Satterfield cosplays The crew and comment section adopt a series of new aliases as totally plausible NFL owners We're not the Associated Press, contrary to popular perception, but we would rank the JMU Dukes, personally Announcing an exciting new top secret Mandela Effect game that YOU can play along at home The return of Midwestern Voices Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Subscribe to Vacation Bible School and Channel 6 and Buried Treasure! Listen to We’re Not All Like This and DNF! Sign your name away in full faith to Shutdown Fullbooks! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Astronomy Episode

Wed, 11 Oct 2023 15:40:01 GMT

SHOW NOTES The most we have ever talked about the moon without openly questioning the existence of the moon There's really an uncharacteristic amount of football talk in the rest of the episode, and we feel kinda weird about that, but after watching the end of Miami-GT during the Saturday live show it turns out there's still a lot to process! A quietly radical exploration into the notion that football coaches are people Vibes check with Mark Stoops Field trip to Mannequin Mountain Celebrity AND Champions Jeopardy! updates (WELCOME BACK, UNCLE SKIP) Life is too short to argue with Carolina Panthers fans on Instagram about Israel Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Subscribe to Vacation Bible School and Channel 6 and Buried Treasure! Listen to We’re Not All Like This and DNF! Sign your name away in full faith to Shutdown Fullbooks! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

FULLCAST AFTER DARK - IT'S BUTT WEEK Y'ALL / DIAMOND HANDS DON'T KNEEL

Sun, 08 Oct 2023 15:03:00 GMT

SHOW NOTES Wwwwwwwelcome to Butt Week! Why is it Butt Week? For one thing, Baylor played Texas Tech. For another thing, well, look at the scores. Iowa State also played a small part in the visuals of Butt Week. Thank you, shimmering gams of Iowa State. You will note the absence of much USC-Arizona content. Most of the stupid parts of that game took place after we finished the show, believe it or not. Come back Wednesday! The stupid stuff in Georgia Tech-Miami, however, all takes place live right at the top of the show! Come on in! Don't let all the late-night tomfoolery obscure the memory of a truly great Red River Shootout Y'all took Jimbo's papers. You took Jimbo's papers, and just look what happened. He’s got anxiety. Nick, on the other hand, now has many papers, and is very happy Don't worry, Notre Dame; we'll get to you Kentucky, thank you for thinking of our needs Possibly the nicest thing we've said about Nebraska in show history A brief playoff baseball interlude Welcome back to October Maryland Iowa's hot dog cannon malfunctioned, and you know what that means: We get to do voices Finishing up the night with a unique crypto opportunity Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Subscribe to Vacation Bible School and Channel 6 and Buried Treasure! Listen to We’re Not All Like This and DNF! Sign your name away in full faith to Shutdown Fullbooks! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

All Dogs Are Online At This Point

Wed, 04 Oct 2023 14:29:00 GMT

SHOW NOTES The show gets derailed in the usual amount of time (less than three minutes) via a totally unexpected source (Surber??!) To which former Gator do we all owe an apology? Notre Dame's statistically alarming situationship Holly makes a correction Ryan introduces the team to NHL fanfic Spencer is in charge of today's math lesson, which goes about how you think it will Audiences are thrilling to Jason's new hit teen drama, Boy Yellowjackets Surveying the wreckage of the Pitt superweapon By far the most USF talk we've ever had in one episode Reassessing West Virginia Queasily confronting the specter of a well-rounded Missouri squad The Big 12's looming bowl logjam A modest proposal regarding Presidential pets Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Subscribe to Vacation Bible School and Channel 6 and Buried Treasure! Listen to We’re Not All Like This and DNF! Sign your name away in full faith to Shutdown Fullbooks! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

FULLCAST AFTER DARK - SQUIRREL DINNER

Sun, 01 Oct 2023 22:33:00 GMT

SHOW NOTES While you weren’t looking, FCS went out and staged an incredible blood week Caleb Williams goes on a field trip The secret environmentalism of Ole Miss football Y’all went and did it. You made Georgia resort to Brock Bowers. Are you happy now. Are you For better or worse, it’s the one week of the year where we have to let Spencer and Ryan talk about Florida. This continues for several minutes. Do not be alarmed How the Michigan-Nebraska score is actually worse than it looks A new bit of podcast business Oklahoma: more than ok?? It’s time to talk to your family about 5-0 Louisville Other storylines far too numerous to list here! Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Subscribe to Vacation Bible School and Channel 6 and Buried Treasure! Listen to We’re Not All Like This and DNF! Sign your name away in full faith to Shutdown Fullbooks! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

BOY MATH + GIRL DINNER + A RIVER RUNS THROUGH IT

Wed, 27 Sep 2023 11:44:25 GMT

SHOW NOTES A great deal of NFL content, the existence of which can obviously be blamed on it being Florida-Kentucky week It's time for another incidence of Spencer Hall, Naturalist We break down some film! Jason walks us through some everyday threat assessment Ryan lays a trap We uncover the female corollary to dudes and the Roman Empire The two genders of situational awareness Holly learns Metal Gear The crew does some heavy terraforming Fondly remembering some former sponsors A little Week 4 schedule review, as a treat A scavenger hunt for our bunny-boilers out there Setting up Dan Lanning's next elderly celebrity feuds Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Subscribe to Vacation Bible School and Channel 6 and Buried Treasure! Listen to We’re Not All Like This and DNF! Sign your name away in full faith to Shutdown Fullbooks! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

FULLCAST AFTER DARK - Prime & Lane Do Not Entertain

Sun, 24 Sep 2023 16:42:00 GMT

SHOW NOTES A live narration of Mack Brown's latest postgame energy vampire hug Bama returns to form by making sure nobody has any fun BoNix completes a pharmacist-alarming amount of consecutive passes! Ryan Day is going to fight a senior citizen and none of us are going to lift a finger to stop him In praise of Dan Lanning's particular brand of heat Not caring what happens to Florida State frees us up to enjoy watching Florida State Who's ready for Halloweendiana?? Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Subscribe to Vacation Bible School and Channel 6 and Buried Treasure! Listen to We’re Not All Like This and DNF! Sign your name away in full faith to Shutdown Fullbooks! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Alien Ant Farm feat. DMX Brought Down The F-35

Wed, 20 Sep 2023 13:55:56 GMT

SHOW NOTES Ryan has found this show's equivalent to thinking about the Roman Empire. (Of course it revolves around Tampa.) Sure hope y'all weren't turning up expecting to hear us talk about anything except the terrible, hilarious continuing misadventures of the F-35! Holly mixes up Beaufort and Other Beaufort like nine times, she's very sorry, but not like "lost a fighter jet IN THE AIR" sorry Once again, that number is 843-963-3600 Important archaeological news from Buffalo! Our hosts compete to determine who has fallen from the greatest height, and discuss their thoughts on the way down Week 4's college football schedule is plumbed for entertainment Jason imports a vital lesson: College football famous isn't famous-famous! Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Subscribe to Vacation Bible School and Channel 6 and Buried Treasure! Listen to We’re Not All Like This and DNF! Sign your name away in full faith to Shutdown Fullbooks! 🌞 YOUR MONEY IS NOW OUR MONEY AND WE WILL USE IT TO BUY A BETTER FIGHTER JET 🌝 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

FULLCAST AFTER DARK - The First Ever 17-3 Bama Game Nobody Likes

Sun, 17 Sep 2023 12:57:00 GMT

SHOW NOTES Ryan apologizes This is NOT the 17-3 game Alabama ordered! The rest of Week 3’s results, devoured in loving detail Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Subscribe to Vacation Bible School and Channel 6 and Buried Treasure! Listen to We’re Not All Like This and DNF! Sign your name away in full faith to Shutdown Fullbooks! 🌞 YOUR MONEY IS NOW OUR MONEY 🌝 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Please Welcome Speaker of the House MicroMachines Johnson

Wed, 13 Sep 2023 17:03:20 GMT

SHOW NOTES One thing you can’t ever do is give us a football player with a toothsome name We have a question for Kirby An update from the classroom of Professor “Plum” Surber 🎶 LOOKIN’ AT THE SCHEDULE TIME 🔂 Jason previews a desolate Week 3 Watch Grid We briefly and unfortunately remember who is coaching UAB now Spencer attempts a word problem with disastrous results Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Subscribe to Vacation Bible School and Channel 6 and Buried Treasure! Listen to We’re Not All Like This and DNF! Sign your name away in full faith to Shutdown Fullbooks! 🌞CONSUME🌝 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

FULLCAST AFTER DARK - College Football Live!! From LinkedIn!!!!

Sun, 10 Sep 2023 15:31:00 GMT

SHOW NOTES It’s our first-ever non-emergent LOL BAMA LOST episode? Curious Clemson, that box score might be infected The gang meets a new presidential candidate Floating through the nebula of your mandatory Colorado opinion Assessing Daffy Duck as a physical threat Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Lord Has Muted Clemson

Wed, 06 Sep 2023 14:12:28 GMT

SHOW NOTES - Cap'n Surber, our intrepid producer and Actual Clemson Enthusiast, has some things on his heart! - The return of "Duke Football? HELL YES, Duke Football!" for any and all possible meanings of "Duke Football" - A genuinely educational segment on new NCAA clock rule changes that sends Jason to the precipice of an emotional abyss - A genuine appeal to let the rankings breathe a little - Michigan's main character syndrome - Which host is a font of Gilmore Girls lore? The answer may surprise you! - Let's look at Week 2, and imagine the stakes-based horrors to come! - Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

FULLCAST AFTER DARK: STATE OF TEXAS FOOTBALL HAVING A NORMAL ONE

Sun, 03 Sep 2023 15:10:00 GMT

SHOW NOTES Week One is not even close to done, but we’ve found another platform to haunt. You will never be rid of us. Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

IT'S COLLEGE FOOTBALL WEEK

Wed, 30 Aug 2023 12:08:43 GMT

Notes - IT'S COLLEGE FOOTBALL WEEK - IT'S COLLEGE FOOTBALL WEEK - IT'S COLLEGE FOOTBALL WEEK - IT'S COLLEGE FOOTBALL WEEK - IT'S COLLEGE FOOTBALL WEEK - Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

BOLD PREDICTIONS for the 2023 College Football Season

Wed, 23 Aug 2023 14:42:06 GMT

SHOW NOTES Jason’s Epcot citizenship is revealed How to celebrate Jim Harbaugh during his forthcoming suspension News about the Fullcast After Dark! Find out where and when it will be! Eventually! Genuinely exciting breaking news out of South Carolina YOUR bold predictions take center stage as we sail into Week 0 As always, visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mountain Dew, The Rapture, and You

Wed, 16 Aug 2023 13:28:06 GMT

SHOW NOTES Holly and Spencer fight a Greek god in real life … but which one?? Which program’s message board culture is the most preternaturally chill heading into the season? Workshopping the concept of “rollover crimes” Ryan, like the SAW puppet but handsomer, introduces a new game that ends in a thrilling cliffhanger Holly offers some exclusive housekeeping tips Jason poses one of the great philosophical questions of our time (what is the most pointless decaffeinated beverage?), which sets the team down a dark path As always, visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2023 Preseason College Football Schematic Special

Wed, 09 Aug 2023 11:09:27 GMT

SHOW NOTES The gang assembles in front of the Shutdown Fullboard with erudite guest Charles “Ugarles” Star to do what we all do best: Thoroughly researched X&O breakdowns Breakdowns of what? Mind your own business Speaking of minding your own business: An appreciative Zaprudering of strength and conditioning levels on display during the recent bout of Montgomery Pontoon Fugue A brief and uneventful visit to Ron Desantis’s WikiFeet page Big podcast business week! Introducing Shutdown Fullbooks, Buried Treasure, and We’re Not All Like This As always, visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Conference Dealignment 2023

Wed, 02 Aug 2023 11:09:55 GMT

SHOW NOTES Ryan puts Spencer in the cold cold ground inside the 3-minute mark Too hot in Miami for this much fleece, John Ruiz! Let’s Remember Some Schools The Pac-12 Could’ve Had How far will the Big Ten’s historical fightiness go? Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jim Harbenheimer

Wed, 26 Jul 2023 13:30:19 GMT

SHOW NOTES Did you know there’s a theme song that upsets nearby dogs more than the Casio Dog one? Right, so it’s this one Ryan does some cross-pond anthropology and spots a legendary creature Todd plays the hero! Hello, Todd! Spencer discovers “The Most Hooters Death Possible” How basic knowledge of Gronk can help you meet new friends abroad Awww, Harburgers Jason has prepared some Sober Michigan Discipline Content The team practices Bryan VanGorder awareness The team offers up great Barbenheimer moments in history We implore you to visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SEC Media Days Preview Featuring UCF

Wed, 19 Jul 2023 17:00:00 GMT

SHOW NOTES: Jimbo and Bobby Petrino are a weird pair in several ways besides the obvious ones Jason uncovers a surprising tie between Nashville and Hoover media days Let’s remember exactly what it is we’re talking about when we say “Jimbo Fisher offense” and/or “Bobby Petrino offense” Imagining Secret Santa in the A&M football offices Let’s talk about things that never happen in small towns, such as car thefts and liquor store robberies Flag burnings add up financially! Nobody thinks about this! Guest producer Jeremy is a proud Citronaut; naturally this derails us into space grants Holly uses the power of AI to generate a better country song for the dumb countryman Spencer gets to the big question: Since when are country music singers so snuggly-wuggly about courthouses? Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Pinkerton Pat Sent Packing

Wed, 12 Jul 2023 12:39:43 GMT

Pinkerton Pat Sent Packing SHOW NOTES “This is the tuna that has a little bit of dolphin in it, and I think it tastes better.” Get in, sailors, we’re going to the Titanic Museum Fine, Northwestern talk, go Then we play a game! The game is Let’s Remember Some Guys Who Might Want This Northwestern Job “Dave Clawson, go get the Ohio State job!” Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

DIY DISASTERS, PART 2

Wed, 05 Jul 2023 13:15:26 GMT

Like a field trip that gets cut short early, we simply had too many people making terrible choices to fit into one Do-it-yourself Disasters episode, so we constructed another. It is not up to code and it keeps popping random breakers and the wall has a bubble in it now but I’m pretty sure it’s fine. Stories include: The three words you need to make any great story Dad vs. the Winter Heating Bill (David Byrne voice) We Built A Door To Nowhere Your body is a series of buttholes Florida Dad Turns Bathroom Into “Wine Room” The sequel to the Legend of Double Broom: Double Ladder How to turn internet pornography into a gaming system Visit preownedairboats.com to buy stickers that we don’t recommend you use to tape your bathroom sink back together Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

DIY DISASTERS, PART 1

Wed, 28 Jun 2023 13:38:03 GMT

At the intersection of “self-confidence” and “structural fire” you’ll find three of the most dangerous words in the English language: Do It Yourself. On this Fullcast, we review your tales (or, often the tales of your dads) attempting to remake the world and the catastrophes that result. Tune in next week for Part 2! The most ambitious piece of checked baggage in the history of air travel Perils of washing your bowling ball How to identify the point in a YouTube repair video when you need to call a professional DON’T MAKE YOUR OWN POOL CHEMICALS Treehouse inspections gone wrong The Legend of Double Broom Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Let’s Remember Some Portal Quarterbacks

Wed, 21 Jun 2023 14:34:12 GMT

SHOW NOTES The Meg cinematic universe is updated Florida’s got it all figured out, says Spencer Holly has a game for you, and Surber deploys some game theory Jason invents the book gun Celebrating LSU’s off-field performance in the College World Series Drafting a new college baseball power Visit sunny preownedairboats.com, won’t you please? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Corruption Uncovered In One Specific Division Of The Big Ten

Wed, 14 Jun 2023 10:25:10 GMT

SHOW NOTES Spencer is pranked, with unexpected results Which hosts have been kicked out of a go-kart track? The Chris Berman/Strega Nona collab we’ve been waiting for A brief history of Ball A game! Who’s got the most corrupt mega boosters hiding in their walls? Visit preownedairboats dot com, won’t you? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Boston College Bachelor Party In Space

Wed, 07 Jun 2023 13:19:10 GMT

SHOW NOTES Ryan takes us on a mythological exploration of language Language is also what has landed our good buddy Jay Arnold in hot water (food reference) online! He expressed a good-hearted opinion, and must be punished for that. Spencer bought LIV Golf, please direct all complaints to him Jason breaks some important transfer portal news Plotting the next international college football game A brief return to the moon, for church Regional foodstuffs are debated The noble hatch chile is honored The big pants debate, again Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

NBA Eastern Conference Finals Recap And Haters’ Picnic

Wed, 31 May 2023 12:33:13 GMT

SHOW NOTES But first: Free The Italian Killer Bear, he is needed at the railroad Where do this year’s NBA playoffs fit within the wider galaxy of the Hating Economy Which division almanac forecasts a bumper crop of disrespect in 2023 for league frontrunners? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Amateurism Hour

Wed, 24 May 2023 13:20:06 GMT

SHOW NOTES A special demographic survey of UCF Great week for scandals! Kevin Warren, you’re up first Spencer presents Big Ten Lawyer Anime Now, with some real grown person problems: the Pac-12! Which school would make the best use of an extra 7 billion dollars? Charity Bowl wrapup and negotiations for Spencer’s subsequent humiliation A surprise musical number Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Flu Game Charity Bowl Episode

Wed, 17 May 2023 10:14:22 GMT

Down half the host roster, Spencer and Ryan have control of this ship and take it to totally normal places like: Why West Virginia fans should contribute $19.07 to this year's Charity Bowl at www.edsbscharitybowl.com A passionate defense of Dog Law (the laws by which dogs live) Imagining what the world looks like if South Carolina wins an SEC title Issuing a challenge of historical import to NBA2K YouTubers Taking Canada down a damn peg for once Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

College Sports Gambling News + Large Jeans, Reviewed

Wed, 10 May 2023 10:15:15 GMT

SHOW NOTES The gang prepares to be lovingly profiled by the New York Times Spencer makes a friend at the airport Planning our 2023 seasonal travel E-sports cheating tutorial A long-awaited bit of podcast business 🌝🌝🌝 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sexy King Charles Coronation Special, or RAT KINGS OF LOW EARTH ORBIT

Wed, 03 May 2023 10:43:29 GMT

Sexy King Charles Coronation Special, or RAT KINGS OF LOW EARTH ORBIT SHOW NOTES Our horniest ever episode begins, as so many of our shows do, on the moon Yes, Stanford figures prominently during the show; we promise there's sexy stuff later Multi-species Taco Tuesday remains a far-off dream, but Zoom Divorce Court is already here An interview with a member of the Los Angeles Philharmonic, and if you don't understand why that's significant, just go with it Orgies, defined Pretty sure we could all take this "King's Champion" The gang becomes increasingly upset at the poorly managed inventory of Charles and Camilla Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2023 Draft Week Featuring 7 Different Drafts At Once

Wed, 26 Apr 2023 13:26:28 GMT

2023 Draft Week Featuring 7 Different Drafts At Once NOTES Had enough of mock drafts? Great, this web of drafts designed by Jason is frighteningly real The best Ole Miss story in years Which host drafts a steak biscuit Pokemon? The answer may surprise you! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The "Let Kids Smoke" Episode feat. Emir Dan Snyder

Wed, 19 Apr 2023 10:55:21 GMT

SHOW NOTES Introducing the Mamas' Buttz family of businesses Deciphering the locations of the World's Strongest Man competition Introducing hilljack chatbot HollerGPT Surber has some things on his heart to unburden in the direction of Russell Wilson Spencer's emotional history of golf "You know what's NOT cool? Vaping." Have you ever heard about the Washington Football counterfeit ballpark peanuts scandal? You're about to! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

NFL Draft Prep Prep with Mike Golic Jr.

Wed, 12 Apr 2023 13:14:41 GMT

Mike Golic Jr. of GoJo joins Spencer, Jason, and Ryan to review important NFL Draft storylines, including: The simple wisdom of "JUST BALL OUT" Which players Spencer and Mike are most excited to discuss Why CFB doesn't have good heel teams these days The cocaine scene in Connecticut during the summer Exploring the universal appeal of A Big Hoss Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2023 Spring Football Podcasting Clinic

Wed, 05 Apr 2023 10:38:08 GMT

This week’s combination mailbag episode and preseason practice will coach you up to the elite level of callers regularly featured on the show. Also, Spencer is afraid of basketball. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2023 Wrestlemania Preview and Parenting Episode [feat. Gwyneth Paltrow]

Wed, 29 Mar 2023 11:12:49 GMT

SHOW NOTES Ryan is nude, again Which hosts gain and lose items of clothing in their sleep? The answer may surprise you! Also starring the sublime sounds of Petey Pablo PM Spencer is alarmingly easy to pickpocket "Who brought a porcupine to the petting zoo?" Introducing Predator Parent Magazine Bringing TRUE Hollywood star power to Rasslemania 2023 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

False Flag At Monkey Beach

Wed, 22 Mar 2023 16:11:50 GMT

SHOW NOTES Folks it’s our international episode Among the international aspects of this college football podcast: civil awards. Beachfront monkey attacks. Baseball injuries throughout history. American-Italian football celebrations. And more ??? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

THE 2023 FULLCAST BRACKET SPECTACULAR

Wed, 15 Mar 2023 12:53:13 GMT

With Spencer (overwhelming fear of basketball) and Holly (vacation) both out, Jason and Ryan must adhere to March Internet Law and present a bracket-based episode, which leads to important discussions like: What song gets grocery store workers amped no matter the time of day? Is patience superior to peace? Can you talk yourself into a false start on your opponent's one yard line being a good thing? Is being good at soccer more important than understanding the economy? Have we depowered Phil Collins too much? How did Matt Stafford not get the beer-based nickname? Generosity vs. Faithfulness WHO YOU GOT? What if special teams units simply refused to take the field to punt from plus territory? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Realignment draft: SHOW ME ... BADONKADONK

Wed, 08 Mar 2023 12:12:41 GMT

After a futile attempt to discuss Texas football's nonexistent QB controversy, the crew decide to figure out other historical events Mark Wahlberg could have prevented convert all Florida public schools to putt-putt courses return the PAC-12 to greatness through the power of PARTY SCHOOL place Hawaii where it belongs: At the heart of the sport with every privilege imaginable create a program where citizens pay off delinquent taxes by hosting Family Feud Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Realignment Redux: Big Ten Superleague Rivalries Draft

Wed, 01 Mar 2023 13:59:39 GMT

THREE (3) new games of skill and chance await the brave listener who dares enter our dark carnival. The preceding sentence is a Juggalo-themed olive branch to make up for all the things that happen to Penn State in this episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Realignment, Two Ways: SEC Rivalries Re-Draft

Wed, 22 Feb 2023 16:03:13 GMT

SHOW NOTES Spencer's not here, and yet less than 7 minutes and 30 seconds elapse between the cold open and the phrase “chinchilla years” Our most perilous predictions ever Why turkeys are the ideal support animal to bring to a violent protest Let's learn about some feds Jason challenges a feared class of birds Ryan has a game Holly has a different, worse game We've replaced Bedlam – but with what? Which two-team rivalry contains all three kinds of rich people? As usual, the problem with Auburn's schedule is that Auburn has to play it See the currently very adoptable Marquis Von Bay at coonhoundrescue.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

THE ATHENS TRAMPOLINE CHOWDER SOCIAL, AND OTHER TALES OF ROMANTIC VICTORY

Wed, 15 Feb 2023 13:18:54 GMT

SHOW NOTES We asked for your stories of romantic triumph, and almost all of you sent something that resembles that! Good job! The first story is also the best story, so if you really want to you can bail after that Chili's has run out of history The fusion cuisine that ended a three-year relationship Why women crave zeta males Ideal public settings for testing the big spoon/little spoon dynamic John Cena first-date fashion Can't spell GREASE 2 without a bigole G What's the best place to puke on a date? Learn the romantic history behind Ryan's grandmother's wifi password A number of high-success methods for kidnapping Spencer Scenes From An Abandoned Italian Restaurant Surber is unleashed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Iowa Gets A PiP (Punting Increases Perpetually) Plan

Wed, 08 Feb 2023 14:16:24 GMT

On this episode, the gang: reviews the greatest failsons in football coaching wonders whether 25 points is a lot of points, for an offense predicts the horrible future accurately, we're afraid (again) reveals which veteran coach hangs out shirtless for months on end Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Mailbox: Animal Style

Wed, 01 Feb 2023 13:18:17 GMT

We review your hastily requested emails (shutdownfullcast@gmail.com) and your well-aged voicemails (704-SOL-CAST), including the following very important topics: Is Air Bud legally a person? How long could one live in a Waffle House without ejection? Which wild animal is Spencer confident he could bond with? Which animal is Spencer going to eat this year? Is it the same species as the previous topic? What is the half-life of Matt Rhule? Zoo heist: discuss? Which Fullcast member would be the best grandma? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's Every Warhammer 40K Faction as a College Football Team, Nerds

Wed, 25 Jan 2023 13:35:58 GMT

Notes... Josh Heupel now makes enough money to buy as many shackets as he likes Another attempt (and failure) at finding the assistant coach who can finally ruin Alabama football A subsequent attempt to explain the insane universe of Warhammer 40K Bet you don't think we'll go through the entire universe to make comparisons to CFB team huh WE GO THROUGH THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE BECAUSE THE STREETS NEED THIS The Emperor protects, Roll Tide Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

An Ode to Koala Brain

Wed, 18 Jan 2023 12:53:01 GMT

NOTES: Spencer very accurately explains a day in the life of a farm An examination of Koala and Shark Brains, and how both are good at business Jason discusses a sleep experiment allowing him to play more video games living in holidays, not holi-months with HGH Scrooge "Warren Buffett taught me it was okay to be weird" Jim Harbaugh staying at Michigan in the most awkward manner imaginable (again) We create the ultimate streaming network: CBS Sports SD Tom Brady sit and do nothing on the NBA on TNT set challenge Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

College Football Playoff Comedown feat. KIRBY THE DECEIVER

Wed, 11 Jan 2023 08:00:00 GMT

SHOW NOTES Surber has prepared something Spencer reads TexAgs aloud, as a treat Movie night with the Dawgs Jason has solved the Stetson thing Ryan has a reminder for Georgia Selecting teams to Not Believe In for the 2023 season Right, the title game There's actually a shocking amount of football talk in here, by our standards A journey through Texas Street Fight Law brings forth a number of new law enforcement theories VIBES TOUR OF AMERICAN FOOTBALL INSTITUTIONS Which school will serve as 2023’s Secular Auburn? Which type of burning car is Oklahoma and which type is Oklahoma State? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

‘MERGENCY MICHIGAN EPISODE: HARBURGER HEARSAY

Fri, 06 Jan 2023 20:03:36 GMT

SHOW NOTES Jim Harbaugh is one thousand percent dad and needs to be maybe ten percent more uncle Meet the new dumbest set of NCAA charges you’ve ever seen (aren’t they quaint?) At what point on a diet of ground beef and milk does the human body technically become a living meatloaf Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

COLLEGE FOOTBALL TITLE GAME PREVIEW: BY Gawd, Here Come Dem Franchize Boyz

Wed, 04 Jan 2023 08:00:00 GMT

SHOW NOTES The team picks the Pantone color of the year We're gonna be on the Auburn board of Trustees We're also going to Congress Sit in on our budget meeting Spencer's yearly wardrobe, reviewed Let's talk about Monday night in Cincinnati OK so how long until we get sick of TCU Body goofs! What do you mean you LOVE Taco Bell New truck just dropped https://www.changliev.com/products/changli-mini-electric-pickup Let's play a new game: Mystery Drunk at the Waterslide Hotel Identifying key trends of 2023 Identifying key goals for the British space program Holly has a Yellowstone viewing plan of questionable origin Ryan invents the Manic Pixie Dream Horse Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

40 for 40 2022 Bowl Previews, Vol. 4

Wed, 28 Dec 2022 14:30:00 GMT

SHOW NOTES Spencer mass intros everyone again, confounding Ryan Why real journalists talk about fishing on the field at the Sugar Bowl Hey remember Alabama isn't in a playoff game A handy list of phrases to learn to help international tourists enjoy their stay at the Music City Bowl The Fiesta Bowl is willing to die for this shit Holly plays the piano while Spencer talks about the Peach Bowl Never trust a computer security firm based in Tampa! A bowl game gives Orlando its only reason to exist (again) (barely) The Rose Bowl leads us to discussing racing shaved ostriches through the streets of Houston Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

40 for 40 2022 Bowl Previews, Vol. 3

Wed, 21 Dec 2022 08:00:00 GMT

SHOW NOTES Which game has a lip in? Synergizing earth into new paradigms and shit "I got a scholarship to UCF in close-up magic" Where did the Liberty Bowl get its buyout money? Don't worry about it! James Cameron's Wife Portal Mack Brown in the Great Red Dragon Holiday Bowl Lane Kiffin Chaps Challenge Joey Maguire, Post King Finally, the announcement of where we're taking the show if Twitter dies Exploring the history of jai alai in the Bible No, Not That Cheez-It Bowl Texas is unprecedentedly rated Every Conference Doesn't Have An NC State Oh no we let Holly talk about swords Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

40 for 40 2022 Bowl Previews, Vol. 2

Wed, 14 Dec 2022 19:14:00 GMT

Previewed at varying lengths and levels of enthusiasm: the New Orleans, Armed Forces, Independence, Gasparilla, Hawai'i, Quick Lane, Camellia, First Responder, Birmingham, and Guaranteed Rate Bowls! We have kidnapped your family and will dump them into the sea if you don't tell us right this minute how many times the NOLA Bowl has been played on a Tuesday! No Cops!! UCLA and South Alabama are now longtime rivals. Parsing the many Troops Bowls, we discover another Troops Bowl sponsored by EXPERIMENTAL LASERS?? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

40 for 40 2022 Bowl Previews, Vol. 1

Wed, 07 Dec 2022 17:39:30 GMT

The intrepid crew of the good ship Shutdown Fullcast resumes their annual quest to preview every bowl game for exactly the amount of time each game deserves. Included in this first collection: Bahamas Bowl, Miami (OH) vs UAB Cure Bowl, Troy vs. UTSA Fenway Bowl, Cincinnati vs. Louisville New Mexico Bowl, SMU vs. BYU LA Bowl, Washington State vs. Fresno Lending Tree Bowl, Rice vs. Southern Miss Las Vegas Bowl, Oregon State vs. Florida Frisco Bowl, Boise State vs. North Texas Myrtle Beach Bowl, Marshall vs. UConn Potato Bowl, EMU vs. San Jose State Boca Raton Bowl, Liberty vs. Toledo Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Fullcast After Dark: Why Bama Should Make The Playoff Anyway

Sun, 04 Dec 2022 19:41:00 GMT

SHOW NOTES Championship games, dissected! An appearance by the mysterious fourth Gruden! Nick Saban has to shill for his team against his will in several directions, lol Many metaphors for USC's tackling of Utah are entertained! The two brain halves of this show finally fuse together just in time to create rassling legend XXXtetson Bennett In this house we respect Kelee Ringo! We (the podcast) have taken over the AFC East ALTERNATIVE PLAYOFF SOLUTIONS FOR UNHAPPY PARTIES INCLUDE: Hell With A 12-Team Playoff We Made A Five Team Playoff; Put Bama In No Matter What; Give TCU The One Seed; Give Bama Two Playoff Spots As Stewards Of The Game; Discarding All Possible Four Seeds And Drafting A New One Holly has some theories Inventing the anti-get back coach Gratitude list! Not a joke!! Ryan looks back on a year as The Only Emotionally Balanced Ohio State Fan A&M didn't play this weekend but we have some things to say about Jimbo anyway Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Rest In Prayer, Bozo

Wed, 30 Nov 2022 16:30:05 GMT

SHOW NOTES Please welcome the chainsaw brides of Christ Catholics: Be proud of all your hell lore! Fixing the Hallmark Movie Boyfriend Some media advice Let's talk about Hugh Freeze's recruiting history! What about his W-L record? How To Hire A Bama-Killing Coach Holding Auburn to Auburn's own standards Let's talk about some actual coaching hires! Hello, Wisconsin! Another coaching hire breaks mid-show! Reply guys: Shoot your shot A return to Mid-South Airlines Checking in with our friend the Liver King Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Fullcast After Dark: SECOND ANNUAL FCK OHO WEEK

Sun, 27 Nov 2022 22:26:00 GMT

NOTES Fullcasteers, you have a new voicemail assignment! Spencer has several things on his heart regarding Ohio State football South Carolina has two of the season's best wins? Passing the Orange Cowboy Crown The time has finally come to move Jason's Heisman bet Contemplating the Pac-12 tiebreaker exhausts everyone A poignant farewell to the ACC Coastal Journey back in time to the end of the Egg Bowl Mapping Miami's many plummets The Blood Week judgment is in here somewhere The soothing surety of Bedlam Engineering playoff rooting interests A surprising amount of Blue Jackets slander! Will we do this again next week? Probably! Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

THIS EGG ROLL ZIGGURAT HONORS OUR FOREFATHERS

Wed, 23 Nov 2022 16:30:00 GMT

This week, the gang teams up with the New York Times to bring that special Saw-puppet flavor to your holiday table. Surber's grand mashed potato plan is here to save Thanksgiving. We experience the long-awaited sequel to Night Ham: Unexpected Crab Rangoon and we found a Mountain Dew flavor even Jason won't try. Sick new merch available only at preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Fullcast After Dark: Let's Kick a Field Goal To Keep It Close (At the Buzzer)

Mon, 21 Nov 2022 00:21:00 GMT

The Fullcast addresses Stanford kicking a field goal at the wire to only lose to Cal by three, Tennessee's debacle against South Carolina, a week of near-upsets that qualifies as college football edging, Arkansas pulling up to do some WOMPIN' in a freaky church van, Vandy keeping the universe in balance by beating lowly Florida, Michigan having a very normal and not dramatic day against Illinois, and Indiana winning a game while completing EXACTLY TWO PASSES. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

[INSERT YOUR TEAM HERE] Nation, Let's Ride

Wed, 16 Nov 2022 17:39:35 GMT

The Fullcast crew discusses whether the government would have seized Air Bud for military purposes. Then, prompted by the NFL's marketing map of the world, we embark on a journey to assign teams to countries, including the tricky task of explaining why Ohio State and Norway are a soul match. Visit sunny preownedairboats.com for exciting new Fullcast merch including the debut of the STAY AT HOME UNCLE mug! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Fullcast After Dark: Touch the Hem of God's Board Shorts

Mon, 14 Nov 2022 00:48:00 GMT

SHOW NOTES The Haint personally attacks Ryan! Holly has a harrowing Big 12 box score game! The Big Ten somehow produced a worse box score! Eli Drinkwitz calls the cops on Tennessee's unfairly powerful backups! We are in a fight with the bowl season shirt company Spencer coins a metaphor, with the usual results We will continue to stump for TCU in the playoff and there's nothing you can do about it Virginia Tech commits the ultimate dork misstep Here's a scary story to tell in the dark: The first 16 seconds of the Pitt-Virginia game Pac-12 After Dark refereeing in the post-information phase Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Eastern Orthodox Auburn

Thu, 10 Nov 2022 08:00:00 GMT

NOTES Spencer immediately makes it weird Ryan then makes it worse Jason then fires Dabo, and all of this happens in the first ten minutes Ryan has another one of his delightful, frightful games [Saw puppet noises] At home with Philip Rivers The gang invents some new jeans Jason and Holly are beset by Jeff Sunday Schoolers Is Nick Saban the man for this job? Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Fullcast After Dark: Southern Baptist Theological Seminary Dr. Doom

Sun, 06 Nov 2022 20:22:00 GMT

Notes Spencer has a bold new social media strat Georgia fans sure have changed SMU and Houston make history! Clemson? Stop pretending we don’t know who’s gonna win the Heisman Guess when we last saw a Miami team this bad. Please phrase your answer in the form of a decade! Let’s all practice Brian Kelly blindness. You too, Brian Kelly Mods are asleep, everybody post Georgia Tech's win total and then compare it to A&M's An extended detour into Big Ten sexytime talk that somehow doesn't involve Holly Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This Episode Powered By GameCube

Wed, 02 Nov 2022 10:00:00 GMT

SHOW NOTES - A new and interesting form of Haint sends our heroes fleeing en masse to Jason's outdoor podcasting lair. Ryan isn’t even here so don’t blame him! - ROSS CHASTAIN APPRECIATION HOUR is held - We Made A Church (Tumblr is our Lascaux Cave) - Please let Holly die, playoff committee - Jason continues our perilous journey down the spiraling path of worst possible bowl scenarios - Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Fullcast After Dark: SpooOOOOoooOOOky

Sun, 30 Oct 2022 21:05:00 GMT

SHOW NOTES An exclusive Spencer/Sanrio collab is introduced We share ghost stories from Saturday Rethinking South Carolina’s dip into the rankings Ryan does an accent; we don’t hate it Rhetorical proof of Sebastian the Ibis Was James Franklin right about something? Shocking and disturbing Which team is anointed Super Illinois? Scott Satterfield is the stubbornest Sim Georgia is still foggy, what kinda monster is in there, let’s find out Jason proposes several bone-chilling playoff scenarios The all-SEC She’s All That remake Prayer warriors, let’s all wishcast Jimbo to the Gasparilla Bowl so he can make some friends Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

WELCOME TO AIRBRUSH BOI AUTUMN

Wed, 26 Oct 2022 13:41:42 GMT

SHOW NOTES Spencer and Jason are back into Warhammer again No, like “bought a Japanese airbrushing rig“ back This is also our Ivy League episode, on an unrelated note An update from a Real Life Astrophysicist on our quest to discipline the moon Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Fullcast After Dark - The Masculine Urge to Roast A&M

Sun, 23 Oct 2022 17:55:00 GMT

Jimbo got paid whether you listened to this episode or not, Syracuse's School of Mixology, Iowa Football: Is kinkshaming sometimes ok? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Taco Bell & Frisky Metrics

Wed, 19 Oct 2022 12:21:09 GMT

`SHOW NOTES The Taco Bell $28 challenge, again Taco Bell funerary practices Biblical allegories of Taco Bell Mythical appearances by Taco Bell Introducing Governor Knife Baby’s first cusses Spencer’s years-long and entirely one-sided vendetta against Grandpa Joad is unveiled We have a new plan to discipline the moon Holly struggles with Georgia blindness Fixing Tennessee’s fundraising Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Fullcast After Dark: Go Birds And Bird Dogs

Sun, 16 Oct 2022 16:58:00 GMT

It’s just Rocky Top playing for an hour and a half straight. The entire episode. No words or anything. Sorry! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Put That Tiger In A Box

Wed, 12 Oct 2022 15:03:27 GMT

The crew discuss whether dogs can join one of the world’s largest and oldest faiths, go long on exactly why Oklahoma football is so bad right now, Spencer introduces everyone in under one minute and takes some reader questions, and we finish with important research Re: putting sweaters on alligators. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Great 2022 Firing Futures Draft

Wed, 05 Oct 2022 13:41:16 GMT

Notes: Spencer takes much more than two minutes to introduce everyone Tom Brady’s future as a single man in Tampa and how it involves Charles Barkley heckling him for sleeping on a box spring on the floor Holly delivers a searing dissertation on the long and distinguished history of cheating in fishing tournaments We draft the coaches most likely to be fired this year as an excuse to set up an elaborate Broadway joke Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Fullcast After Dark: Missouri Versus The Mailman

Mon, 03 Oct 2022 10:11:00 GMT

SHOW NOTES Ryan journeyed to Auburn with the LSU internet contingent, and you'll never guess what happened next ... Jason is observing a vow of silence to honor the baseball man's continued incursions into our games ... Oklahoma debuts "Splatooner" defensive package ... A new perspective on Mel Tucker's contract at Michigan State ... A red-zone musical interlude featuring DJ Uiagalelei ... Jimbo Fisher wears the Sad Shacket ... UCLA, the football team, beat a surprising quantity of ass ... Contemplating the void of Wisconsin maybe being bad ... A Big Ten punter gets the look he wants ... Holly and Spencer float in the sensory-deprived relief tank of a bye week Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

WELCOME TO THE SUN HOLE

Wed, 28 Sep 2022 18:09:09 GMT

Vandy's geographical vulnerabilities are examined A colonoscopy PSA as only the Fullcast can execute it Ryan and Jason fix Twitter Holly is lost in her own web of superstitions A new perspective on unranked Kansas Spencer offers up a bold new strategy of inbox management Shower apples, again A Utah fan delivers a reassuring message about nuclear fallout Introducing: Mike Gundy, Xenomorph Alchemist New inventions this week: the Empress Josephine Nacho Tray, Baba Yaga Resort Wear PLUS! More of YOUR heartfelt messages to the Shutdown Fullcast Feelingsball Hotline Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Fullcast After Dark: GOD-MONSTERS OF MINNESOTA

Sun, 25 Sep 2022 18:58:00 GMT

SHOW NOTES The “we don’t talk about Florida” rule almost holds! Amazing stats from … Middle Tennessee State Kansas rules the Big 12 thanks to a surprising kink How to disrespect Texas in your everyday life How to score 98 points and still be a gutless quitter, by guest podcaster Stephen F. Austin Bo Nix scared the other team this week Launching JMU’s national title campaign campaign Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Advice for Kansas Fans

Wed, 21 Sep 2022 15:25:14 GMT

EPISODE NOTES The Beyond Meat Brawl Breakdown Shower apples, again Ryan discovers a harrowing new house divided Unhealthy obsession with GTA Florida begins nnnnnnow A party drink is invented Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Fullcast After Dark: Die Zesty

Sun, 18 Sep 2022 20:08:00 GMT

Wwwwwwelcome to the weird coaching decisions derby! This exclusive recording of Week 3's midnight live show includes never-before-heard footage of our extremely sleepy preshow meeting! If you didn't appreciate Lance Leipold at his Six National Championships you don't deserve him at his Made Kansas Good At Football Can anybody think of an ascendant coach who might wanna go to Louisville? Enjoy some live reactions to nightcap games in progress and us fighting Miami fans online in real time! Things continue to get worse for Nebraska in so many different ways! We enter the Hawaii-Iowa time loop Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hogs Out For The Holy War

Wed, 14 Sep 2022 12:31:22 GMT

SHOW NOTES Brett Favre = secret feminist?? The Scott Frost Firing Timeline, imagined Ryan has an objectively correct theory about Bob Stoops on Cameo A reader shares a piece of Betty White lore we guarantee you won't find anywhere else Week 2 rankings plummets and rockets Justice for Kansas, for once A perilous journey beyond 26 snakes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Fullcast After Dark: The Sunniest Blood Week

Mon, 12 Sep 2022 13:36:00 GMT

SHOW NOTES: Ryan is lost in the ether Raccoon noises, explained Blood Week, settled A sermon is given Texas and A&M further tank the statewide energy crisis Emergency career guidance for Bama players who commit penalties The launch of Gene Chizik’s local Emmy campaign Iowa math as party drugs Follow @IsThisBloodWeek and visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SEVEN MOVIES THAT ARE NONE OF MY BUSINESS

Wed, 07 Sep 2022 19:24:42 GMT

This week’s unique journey through sports and pop culture begins with two wrong guesses at the location of that Canadian 9/11 musical, both of them made by people who have personally seen the show Building a Big 12 roster from the Mortal Kombat stable Guess the only Fullcast-endorsed celebrity sex tape! Ryan and Holly explain the Venice Film Festival antics that took over the Clemson-Georgia Tech game Jason and Spencer return the favor by running down what you may have missed if you watched LSU-Florida State instead of reading rasslin’ gossip Visit sunny preownedairboats.com If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (IL/IN/LA/MI/NJ/PA/WV/WY), 1-800-NEXTSTEP (AZ), 1-800-522-4700 (CO/NH), 888-789-7777/visithttp://ccpg.org/chat (CT), 1-800-BETS OFF (IA), 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY), visit OPGR.org (OR), call/text TN REDLINE 1-800-889-9789 (TN), or 1-888-532-3500 (VA). 21+ (18+ NH/WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/LA(select parishes)/MI/NH/NJ/ NY/OR/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. New customer offer void in NH/OR/ONT-CA. $200 in Free bets: New customers only. Valid 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min $5 wager. $200 issued as eight (8) $25 free bets. Ends 9/19/22 @ 8pm. Early Win: 1 Early Win Token issued per eligible game. Opt in req. Token expires at start of eligible game. Min moneyline bet $1. Wagering limits apply. Wagers placed on both sides of moneyline will void bet. Ends 1/8/23 @ 8pm ET. See terms at sportsbook dot draftkings dot com slash football terms. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

FULLCAST AFTER DARK - SEVEN THE IOWA WAY

Mon, 05 Sep 2022 15:40:00 GMT

The Fullcast crew discuss all the action from Week One including: --Florida winning a game! On purpose! --Ohio State beating Notre Dame by running the ball even though Ryan Day hates that--Iowa scoring three times and finishing a win with seven points --Which mascots are in committed relationships --App State scoring forty points in a quarter and losing Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Fullcast On The Dan Le Batard Show Part 2

Fri, 02 Sep 2022 16:01:00 GMT

In Part 2 of the Fullcast on the Le Batard show, the team dive into how they feel about Notre Dame this year, Auburn “inventing space,” why Gus Malzahn (literally) looks like a new man at UCF, Top 5 College Coaches Who Look Divorced, and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Fullcast On The Dan Le Batard Show Part 1

Fri, 02 Sep 2022 16:00:00 GMT

Last week, the Shutdown Fullcast filled in for The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz. They covered Halloween decorations, the worst sports media personalities for calling kids on their birthdays, the renaming of “Sir Big Spur” in South Carolina, a riveting game of “Guess The Fake Musical,” and a whole lot more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Georgia vs. the Volcano

Wed, 31 Aug 2022 13:47:29 GMT

The Fullcast crew talk about midair pilot fistfights, explain why Nebraska never had a chance against Northwestern, preview the first real week of college football, and somehow tempt Jason into talking about Florida football willingly for the first time in the Fullcast's history. If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (IL/IN/LA/MI/NJ/PA/WV/WY), 1-800-NEXTSTEP (AZ), 1-800-522-4700 (CO/NH), 888-789-7777/visit http://ccpg.org/chat (CT), 1-800-BETS OFF (IA), 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY), visit OPGR.org (OR), call/text TN REDLINE 1-800-889-9789 (TN), or 1-888-532-3500 (VA). 21+ (18+ NH/WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/LA(select parishes)/MI/NH/NJ/ NY/OR/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. New customer offer void in NH/OR/ONT-CA. $200 in Free bets: New customers only. Valid 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min $5 wager. $200 issued as eight (8) $25 free bets. Ends 9/19/22 @ 8pm. Early Win: 1 Early Win Token issued per eligible game. Opt in req. Token expires at start of eligible game. Min moneyline bet $1. Wagering limits apply. Wagers placed on both sides of moneyline will void bet. Ends 1/8/23 @ 8pm ET. See terms at sportsbook dot draftkings dot com slash football terms. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2022 COLLEGE FOOTBALL WEEK 0 PREVIEW

Wed, 24 Aug 2022 02:53:04 GMT

It is really very unfair that this will inevitably be looked back on as "the Ghostbusters episode," and not "2022's only Week Zero College Football Preview Podcast" Also quite a bit of baseball, for some reason? Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2022 BIG TEN FOOTBALL PREVIEW: LACTIC ACID FOR THE SOUL

Wed, 17 Aug 2022 17:14:29 GMT

Navigating the Big Ten by vibes alone Ryan is on his most perilous quest yet Surprise guest host from a school you’ll be surprised to hear argued is in the Big Ten! How Penn State football is the ideal hostage situation This concludes our 2022 preseason conference previews; now go out there and greet the day like Dominos in Italy Sound off in the comments at 704-SOL-CAST and visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2022 PRESEASON PLAYOFF PICKS, LIVE FROM RYAN'S DUNGEON

Wed, 10 Aug 2022 12:30:03 GMT

NOTES Kicking off (football term) our playoff discussion by asking what (OR WHERE) Cincinnati is hiding Love anything like we love off-duty US Marines challenge Good news is we're already picking playoff teams, bad news is Ryan put the Saw puppet mask on again Capped by an accidental detour into football talk, sorry! Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dan Carlin Needs This Computer To Defeat Mussolini

Wed, 03 Aug 2022 09:48:13 GMT

Dan Carlin of Hardcore History lore joins Spencer, Jason, and Holly for a wide-ranging discussion: - Just how much history can be blamed on Texas? - Which football rivalry is King Arthur and Mordred? - Systemic failure in large organizations, no reason!! - Player buyouts and a workable trickle-down economics model! - And of course, which two historical empires would you put in a Cotton Bowl? - Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

BIG 12 FOOTBALL PREVIEW: We Found Horse Hell

Wed, 27 Jul 2022 12:34:59 GMT

SHOW NOTES - The contents of this episode should not make you doubt for a moment that this is a Big 12 football preview podcast - Explaining Hardee’s to the Puritans - The most Sports Business talk we’ve ever done in a single episode (yep this is the Kyler Murray part) - We don’t have a strong grasp of the Babadook’s whole deal, as a group - Ryan has a healthy approach to one sport — but which??! - An 18th-century SEO lesson - Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This Is Technically Our 2022 SEC Football Preview

Thu, 21 Jul 2022 10:34:25 GMT

SHOW NOTES In which the Fullcast Haint reaches heretofore untold heights of raw power What do we mean by that? We ended up having to record this episode around Holly’s kitchen table, without Ryan, who did most of the work for the episode. Also appearing on this show: Richard Johnson, of NFL podcast Split Zone Duo! No, the Song of the Season did NOT escape our collective attention! Again, we’re sorry for what we sound like! Clown car episode! Everybody in! Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2022 ACC FOOTBALL PREVIEW: HEARTS IN SPACE

Wed, 13 Jul 2022 13:51:56 GMT

EPISODE NOTES Jason would like to play a game; Spencer ruins it immediately. It's his birthday so we're more fine with that than usual Describe your ideal defensive coordinator, by shape and temperament TODAY: Your calls, in finest Pittsbrogue, about the renaming of Heinz Field! NEXT TIME: Your calls, about turn-based strategy at local orgies! HIGH levels of Haint this episode, sorry Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dead Presidents / Settlers of CaTen

Wed, 06 Jul 2022 09:44:50 GMT

SHOW NOTES - It used to be a lot easier to just fight a U.S. President in the street, and we have a fair and equitable plan to correct that - Big Ten, everyone is frankly shocked that y'all aren't better at Settlers of Catan - Care and feeding of your jetski - We have fixed realignment via the NCAA's favorite chew toy: A consortium. You are welcome - Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

EMERGENCY ACC SCHEDULE FORMAT RELEASE EPISODE

Wed, 29 Jun 2022 08:42:55 GMT

EPISODE NOTES The new ACC schedule format is out! Dive in with our panel of experts, if you like piña coladas. Our panel of experts consists of Surber and Jason. Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shale Varsity, or How To Get Stupid Rich And Still Finish .500

Thu, 23 Jun 2022 07:00:00 GMT

Notes… Yet another discussion of Noah, History's First Regretful Boat Owner The World Cup gives D.C. what it really craves: sports disappointment The petrochemical state of the SEC West, including one school we think might burn chickens for heat LeBron James, French Toast Hercules Let's assume LIV Football will be a thing and figure out who's joining up, when, and why, and what the NCAA will do in response (it's nothing, absolutely nothing) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

DAD DISASTERS, PART 2: Deleted Scenes

Wed, 15 Jun 2022 11:12:08 GMT

SHOW NOTES A tour through dads of the western canon, featuring its three most prominent pillars: Greek mythology, the Bible, and Star Wars The danger of making your own energy-efficient garage door Spencer does an accent again, sorry We were fighting the audio haint for much of this recording and as a result accidentally glossed over Jason inventing NASA Applebees but that’s our trademark Why sparkler disasters are better than other fireworks disasters Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

DAD DISASTERS PART I

Wed, 08 Jun 2022 11:48:02 GMT

A new era of talkin' bout the Noles dawns For new listeners: What IS a Fullcast Disaster? Introducing Dad A and Dad B, our new national champions of self-inflicted wildlife injuries Contains spoilers for Splash Mountain, the ride Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Horse Girls Vs. Balloon Boys

Wed, 01 Jun 2022 08:43:02 GMT

In hindsight, Finnish prohibition may have been ill-conceived Gaming out the secession of Wisconsin The surprising historical origins of the "horse girl" A short history of British basketball Dutch horse navy >>>>> German war balloons Introducing FenderCare, the dog park for lonely cars Your calls, after the break Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Aaaaand That’s Our Show

Wed, 23 Feb 2022 19:03:25 GMT

Fully 20 minutes of free advertising for Hard Mountain Dew. SPONSOR US WE LOVE YOU Introducing the Green Bay School of Ayurvedic Medicine! It’s February, and everyone is sad! Phil Mickelson! Wow! BEAR OF EXCEPTIONAL SIZE NEWS Until we meet again, visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"It's called JEOPARDY!" feat. Uncle Skip

Wed, 16 Feb 2022 17:29:08 GMT

FOLKS, we have corralled for your personal enjoyment one recent Jeopardy(!) winner, one former classmate of Cap'n Surber, one distant cousin of Holly's, and one dapper-dressed stay-at-home uncle, all contained within the form of East Bend, North Carolina’s own "Uncle" Lawrence "Skip" Long You may actually not ever guess where Jason is this week, at least not if you’re Spencer; fortunately we tell you right up front Elements introduced into the Lore this week include the concept of "wine uncles" as well as "luxury sideburns" One host spends this entire time trying to figure out whether or not this means they can get on Jeopardy or not Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Harsin’ Around

Wed, 09 Feb 2022 18:12:15 GMT

Tennessee has the same problems over and over again; you can tell them apart from Auburn because Auburn has different problems every time! Introducing Spencer’s perpetual Warhammer purchasing machine Jackass and Moonfall are here to save you from caring about the Oscars Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zoroastrian Cincinnati Bengals Appreciation Episode

Wed, 02 Feb 2022 17:43:48 GMT

Welcome noted Cincinnati export and most prestigious flower of the EDSBS coaching tree, Jane Coaston! Spencer thinks rocking chairs don’t want it enough A detailed film review of the Golden Corral brawl We lost vigilance and the Applebees song snuck back into the public’s ears via the NFL The Marines are at it again NEW MERCH AVAILABLE at sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

THE ROAST OF THE 2008 FLORIDA GATORS

Wed, 26 Jan 2022 19:37:59 GMT

Our unstoppable train of Dawg-respecting is blasting through your tiny town to bring you the good news: the 2008 Florida football team was not very good! Boats These Days: Are they too big now? "Fellas, is it gay to be buried in the earth after death?" Worry no more! Midway through this episode, Spencer begins insisting that Jason Statham, the actor, has "range"; best of luck hanging on until the end. NEW NEW NEW MERCH available at sunny preownedairboats.com! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

ARP ARP ARP ARP ARP

Wed, 19 Jan 2022 20:29:30 GMT

We knew about Josh Allen this entire time, and if we have ever indicated anything to the contrary, we were clearly bluffing Dildo Jai Alai is invented We are giving Satan too much gas Introducing two new segments, “how’s the Tahoe?“ And “let’s remember some dawgs“ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Glory, Glory, Hallowed Blue GA

Thu, 13 Jan 2022 19:19:10 GMT

- Celebrating the great victory for our shiny cerulean antifa state! - Hear our entire production meeting as a preshow treat, not a postproduction glitch! It's mostly about the dadlife murder fantasia "Yellowstone" masquerading as prestige television and the people who have lied to us about that. - Is Mark Richt totally Mark Wrecked over Kirby winning a title with yet another no-account quarterback? - From the Great Beyond of parental leave, hear Ryan's theory about what took so long for Georgia to get this one done! - Jason returns home with a newfound appreciation for Indianapolis! - Everyone on the show adds "Get in a barfight on GMA" to their respective bucket lists. - The gang invents an entirely new kind of funeral, the “Catch-a-Carl." - Welcome to the Fullcast EU, airborne sensei Ronald O. Hamburger! - Spencer mixes up "less than zero chance" with "greater than zero chance" – will this have consequences?? - Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A National Title Game Preview

Wed, 05 Jan 2022 21:22:03 GMT

Holly, Jason, and Spencer review the two most important things we can talk about this week. The first is a national title game between Georgia and Alabama. The second is a regional tradition of building an entire floor of a house devoted to a single unprotected toilet. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

40 for 40, Part Three: The BIG BOWLS, and also Wisconsin discovers Vegas buffets

Wed, 29 Dec 2021 18:34:53 GMT

In part three of this year's 40 for 40 preview spectacular, Holly, Jason, and Spencer cover Why tertiary character Pat Narduzzi can't carry a full storyline by himself for Pitt Wisconsin getting the classic "garden hose of Jack" at a Vegas buffet Utah playing every snap with eleven fullbacks on every play The exhausting personal life of Tony the Tiger at the Sun Bowl A generic preview of your bowl game if it gets canceled after we publish this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

40 for 40 Bowl Previews Pt 2: Taco Bell Breakfast, The Antidote to Despair

Wed, 22 Dec 2021 16:17:17 GMT

Holly, Jason, and Spencer dive into the second installment of our annual 40 for 40 bowl previews, including such important questions as: "Will anyone show up to play for Hawaii?" "Is Dave Doeren an actual person, and is he good at his job?" "Has Jason solved the human question of how to combat existential despair with the Breakfast Crunchwrap?" "Can we manifest Mack Brown covered in mayonnaise, and if so how much mayonnaise we talkin' here?" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

40 for 40: Early Bowls and Cheap Insect Protein

Wed, 15 Dec 2021 21:15:24 GMT

Holly, Jason, Ryan, and Spencer speedrun the early slate of bowls, including answering important questions like: 1. Which sponsors can be milled into a #nutritious #paste? 2. Why is Pac-12 champion BYU playing UAB in Shreveport? 3. What bowl game matchup sounds most like a super racist Supreme Court case? 4. Will San Diego State win despite a determination to do absolutely nothing but punt? 5. Gasparilla Bowl? (SOURCE????) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

ANTIOCH, THE BIRTHDAY SPIDER

Wed, 08 Dec 2021 23:06:49 GMT

Welcome to Gooch Week, that liminal space between conference championships and bowl games, peppered here and there by Army/Navy, FCS playoffs, and other sundry entertainments. We are here to craft a sprawling and terrifying narrative around the mothballed Showbiz Pizza robot known only as Antioch, The Birthday Spider. Sleep tight! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Rolling Dice To Fill Every Open College Football Coaching Gig

Wed, 01 Dec 2021 20:12:01 GMT

Can we roll dice in order to fill not just the Oklahoma and Notre Dame jobs, but every single open head coaching job in FBS? (The answer: Yes, but it might end up with Lane Kiffin coaching at a genuinely shocking destination.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Advice Show III: Return of the Advice

Wed, 24 Nov 2021 20:01:37 GMT

The Advice Show Trilogy comes to a thunderous end with THE RETURN OF THE ADVICE, with perfect answers including: The Sims being a deadly accurate portrayal of life and social media A game of "Actual Country Music Title versus AI-Generated Country Music Title" Waiting for enlightenment at Waffle House A review of midlife crisis vehicles A discussion of history's most infamous cesspool disaster LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE SO WE CAN FEED OUR CHILDREN BECKONY AND LEON Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

THANKSGIVING ADVICE FOR 2021 (Or, You Had Me At "Cool Whip And Pudding Mix")

Wed, 17 Nov 2021 22:53:27 GMT

The intrepid crew of the good ship Fullcast are joined by Michael Felder and Emily Kirk for a series of loud arguments concerning Thanksgiving and the celebration thereof. POINTS OF COMBAT INCLUDE: What is the correct Thanksgiving meat? Which holidays are best for greens? Is pecan pie trash? Is chess pie trash? Casseroles: why are they? Whose family makes the worst macaroni? PLUS: Ryan makes a devastating threat against Spencer's dinner table that ends in a harrowing cliffhanger Visit homefieldapparel.com/collections/shutdown-fullcast for NEW MERCH, including the blessed return of the always holiday-appropriate University of Night Ham shirt! Please visit sunny preownedairboats.com for all other related wares. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Giving Tuesday (or alternately: The Advice Episode)

Wed, 10 Nov 2021 18:52:25 GMT

On what we like to call #GivingTuesday, the Fullcast crew opened the floor for those seeking advice. On the way to solving all of our reader's life problems we invented the Georgia Divorce Ranch, Cryptocurrency for Kids, and the world's dankest roulette wheel. Put all of your listening dollars on 69, and subscribe and thrive. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Be Someone's Emotional Support Monkey Today

Wed, 03 Nov 2021 16:46:29 GMT

To celebrate the advent of November and crunch time in college football, we spend all but thirty seconds of this episode discussing the trials and tribulations of owning and properly caring for an emotional support monkey. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

DESERT ISLAND VIDEO GAMES DRAFT

Wed, 27 Oct 2021 17:44:56 GMT

The intrepid crew of the good spaceship Shutdown Fullcast takes a mid-season break from their ceaseless analysis of college football to stage a mock draft of video game franchises you'd take to a desert island. Backs are stabbed over Dr. Mario! Fronts are stabbed over Zelda! Ryan does a pretty great Wave Race voice! And stalwart Cap'n Surber reveals unexplored depths of competitive energy around a Belgian mountain range ... but which one?? As always, visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hey football recruit, do you like ice storms and smooth jazz?

Wed, 20 Oct 2021 18:04:12 GMT

On this episode, we have guest Michael Felder from Hand in the Dirt to discuss the marvels of Arkansas QB KJ Jefferson, going to the movies around retirement home schedules, how the wedge salad is "The Bloomin' Onion of healthy foods," the terror of the fade route, and Spencer tries to convince everyone the best job in college football involves the alma mater of the most successful vampire fiction author of all time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

What's the dumbest fight you've ever witnessed?

Wed, 13 Oct 2021 17:46:22 GMT

We talk about the stupidest fights we've ever seen. Then, we review a simply incredible list of reader submitted fights including: --Soldiers staging a multi-room brawl over a ham sandwich --Tussling over the rules of...hacky-sack? --A man fighting for his right to eat old beef There's also a discussion of how to license mobile hot tubs, what Mike and the Mad Dog would have made of League of Their Own, and we figure out which school is Satanic Hogwarts with a skate park. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

You Can't Fry Time

Wed, 06 Oct 2021 19:36:55 GMT

This week the Fullcast discusses trading Florida for Italy, why Big Tex should be burned down every year at Texas/OU, discusses how potatoes are a more desirable commodity than time, looks at how hard Arkansas and Ole Miss will try way too hard to make something happen this weekend, and we beg everyone to please stop putting Arizona in the cart. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

UNDUE DILIGENCE: The Internet’s Only College Football And Financial Advice Podcast

Wed, 29 Sep 2021 20:43:59 GMT

The thrilling conclusion to our Summer Stonks Challenge We get a pretty long way into the show before we realize we’re creating a financial crime … or is it a mutual fund?? Jason and Holly go on a heist, leaving Ryan and Spencer to preview Week 5 Does anybody want to be our CFO? Jail time all but guaranteed Please visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Taco Bell Will Help You Murder The Concept of Morning

Wed, 22 Sep 2021 18:32:41 GMT

The crew discusses UConn-Vanderbilt, one of the most attendable* games of this season before moving on to the important stuff: a meticulous and painstaking guide to regional fast food ordering, which winds up angering our beloved producer more than anything else we've ever said on this show. *Unless you're a 12-foot skeleton Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

University of Same Coaches

Wed, 15 Sep 2021 17:47:01 GMT

The gang invents an insurance company Step right up to the USC coaching search carousel! Does that horse have Pat Haden's face? Mind your own business! Jordan Battle, hail and farewell A lot of background screaming, but for a good reason this time There's also a ton of football talk in this episode, we don't feel great about that either Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Welcome to Rapplebee's

Wed, 08 Sep 2021 21:31:46 GMT

We made Ryan watch the Applebee's commercial Spencer does charades, on a podcast Titanic is a movie about a thriving lady who rids herself of a worthless man We have re-declared war on England, this is largely unrelated to Titanic All of this happens before the 20-minute mark Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A Happy Scott Frost Day To All Who Celebrate

Wed, 01 Sep 2021 14:18:30 GMT

Bret Bielema has a little Drax in him. Don’t make us like you, Bert. A sharp detour through Atlanta’s Dudes Rock! House Some grudging anticipation of Week 1! Did you know there’s football tonight?? An announcement about the future of the Fullcast! Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SCHOOL DISASTERS

Wed, 25 Aug 2021 15:49:32 GMT

It's the back-to-school special edition of our beloved Disasters series, which runs for less than one minute before you get Spencer saying "I think they thought I was dead" A loving retelling of a piece of Jason lore known to true Fullcasteers as "The Ozymandias Incident" A haunting ghost story from Surber about a phantom dildo Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2021 COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYOFF PREVIEW

Wed, 18 Aug 2021 14:46:39 GMT

Notes: The gang picks their preseason top four college football teams. What do you mean, “This sounds like a trap”? Look, just get through Spencer’s alarming affection for Tim Tebow and we promise there’s jokes on the other side. Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ritual Coaches’ Poll Slaughter

Wed, 11 Aug 2021 23:21:02 GMT

The Coaches Poll is out! Marshall and Florida State are made rivals by it! Is there an NFL washout hiding in the staff ranks at your school? You sure about that? The gang weathers a rare attack of NFL Dean Terror Holly invents Clemson Denial Jason plays film critic! This week: OLD BEACH, a movie Buy stuff with our faces on it at preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SEC CIVIL WAR, POD PEOPLE EDITION

Wed, 04 Aug 2021 18:12:59 GMT

HOTTY PODDY, Y'ALL. We revisit a beloved classic Fullcast format, and game out what might happen if (when) the newly expanded SEC goes to war … with itself. Jason is our Dan Carlin Dungeonmaster, as always. Naturally, this all leads to a number of gumbo arguments. Featuring a surprise Split Zone Duo guest! Don't worry, it's not Godfrey. The whole gang agrees on something for the first time in show history. We have had another online commerce incident. Still not Ryan's fault!! NEW BUSINESS IDEA: Wingstop + Zales??? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2021 D-I CONFERENCE REALIGNMENT DRAFT

Thu, 29 Jul 2021 17:07:03 GMT

- We made a bunch of new conferences, and got rid of all the other schools, you are welcome. - This is a lot of work, so we brought in two (2) NEW guest conference commissioners. - Because we had company, the episode suffers a massive audio failure halfway through. - A new musical instrument joins the show! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

LIVE FROM SEC MEDIA DAYS (TECHNICALLY THIS IS TRUE)

Wed, 21 Jul 2021 19:42:10 GMT

We answer YOUR questions at* SEC Media Days! *Surber’s in Hoover, it counts! Invented in this episode: ARBY’S CHURCH! Also invented in this episode: JEANS OLYMPICS! A Ginuwine-themed detour that is NOT about Pony! We celebrate the Fullcat’s birthday! A harrowing tale from our first online store that was NOT our fault! Sorry, Carol! A Sisqo story from 2017! Mark Stoops Take Us To A Steakhouse Challenge! Please rate and review our college football podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Fullfast & Furious

Wed, 14 Jul 2021 19:19:29 GMT

It's our Fast Saga episode, and you know what that means: Ryan and Surber have finally seen all the movies. And you know what THAT means: This is war. Brother against brother. Family against family. John Cena on a ten-minute zipline is observed. Canon is established. Jason Statham is still not welcome at the cookout #Justice4Han #notmyJason Introducing Middle South Airlines! Look, just go with it. Also introducing the Fullcast store! Visit preownedairboats.com for all your worldly needs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The NCAA Name/Image/Likeness Episode: Now Entering Hell’s Cheesecake Factory

Thu, 08 Jul 2021 01:32:50 GMT

However too long you think the discussion of the plot of the 2012 movie “Battleship” based on the game by Hasbro might be, please know that we spared you from at least 20 additional minutes of arguing over it NEW INVENTIONS OCCURRING IN THIS EPISODE: a system of criminal justice based entirely in Costco, yet another cryptocurrency, and a Methodists-only form of martial arts This is also the SEC MEDIA DAYS PREVIEW episode; now let’s all welcome Nick Saban to the stage with an accordion flash mob Without Jeremy Pruitt there to prop up the side, which SEC head coach is likeliest to pull out a pair of nunchucks during a nationally televised game? We accept full responsibility for Eric Adams’ victory in the New York mayoral primary. Sorry?? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

YOUR BOLD FOOTBALL PREDICTIONS FOR 2021

Wed, 30 Jun 2021 18:06:05 GMT

We asked for bold predictions for the upcoming college football season, and you answered with hammers. So stunned were we by the certainty of these prophecies that we ended up doing several things we’re not used to in this episode, like “talking about college football“ and “carefully parsing Arkansas‘s schedule”. Also, Spencer has mixed up NIL and NLI so many times that we’re all starting to do it too. Sorry!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

$75 Million for Zero Wins

Tue, 22 Jun 2021 15:49:22 GMT

--We discuss the NCAA getting shut out in the national title game of legal cases --No really, it's hilarious, they got destroyed --Worse, they asked to be destroyed, thinking they would win! --And it only cost them $75 million to lose every case! --THEY MADE BRETT KAVANAUGH SUGGEST A UNION --Some light discussion of whether Captain America brought oral sex to the United States --A review of the Daddingest Things --Jason begins a ten year campaign to convince his wife to live in a van --Spencer gets bigtimed by his own father on Father's Day --Holly suggests a cable channel of comfort movies only aired during sports for psychological comfort Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2022 College Football Playoff Expansion: The Shutdown Fullcast Guide

Tue, 15 Jun 2021 13:17:26 GMT

- It’s a time of great upheaval and change in our fair sport, and we responded the best way we know how: By talking for half an hour about the nerve center, the beating heart of the game. That’s right: It’s the New York City mayoral race. Please rate and review our college football podcast. - who is VANILLA PRIME?? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

BOLD SPACE TAKES

Tue, 08 Jun 2021 19:52:50 GMT

- It’s Ryan’s birthday and we got him a new nickname! - The rest of the episode is devoted to YOUR spiciest space takes! - Introducing the Mojo Grill Fugue, the hot new psychological state that’s sweeping the greater Tampa area! - Tell Arizona Iced Tea to sponsor our podcast! Or Tang! The drink of astronauts! We would love a Cheerwine, thanks for asking! - TELL THEM. - #KeepMarsMoist Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

100 Gears Of Kongitude

Tue, 01 Jun 2021 17:05:44 GMT

State mottos, ranked, PLUS: Spencer is convinced there is a “weird way“ to take off a shirt Ryan wears a tank top! Which beloved Louis Sachar character is revealed to be Jason? Holly makes herself sick during the show in an entirely new way How to sneak into Australia with an American passport Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

WEDDING DISASTERS

Tue, 25 May 2021 20:06:32 GMT

If you are attending somebody’s fourth wedding or higher, that person’s family fucked up! When is the optimal time on a wedding day to fight the clergy? If your wedding is written up in the New York Post, you fucked up! Why cargo shorts are the ideal wedding attire Which former Fullcast guest turned the Designing Women house into a Superfund site? When to confess your love for the bride or groom and then join the Marines! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Two Nights at the Hell-agio

Tue, 18 May 2021 20:02:50 GMT

Topics of note this week include: 1. The Pac-12 turns itself into an enormous casino 2. What the exact age you became a person was 3. How many hours precisely one can spend in Las Vegas before the sadness sets in 4. Which team should actually get to play home games in The Rose Bowl 5. Nick Saban wants skinnier hosses Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bad Day To Be A Balloon Boy

Tue, 11 May 2021 18:25:36 GMT

- This week, we rank college football powers and would-be powers by potential endorsement deals via each school’s most famous booster! - Spencer is almost positive he knows the difference between NLI and NIL, but that knowledge is definitely not apparent in this episode! - Did you know it’s legal to shoot down hot-air balloons in Kansas on one day each year? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Click Here To Read White Castle’s Response To Covid-19

Tue, 04 May 2021 18:57:37 GMT

- Previously! On the Shutdown Fullcast! No small amount of time is spent reviewing last week’s episode! - Spencer refuses to bring back Prince! Shame on him! - Some innovative new draft language, measured in food-pounds, is explored Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2021 NFL DRAFT PREVIEW AND KARAOKE DONNYBROOK

Wed, 28 Apr 2021 15:01:30 GMT

Trevor Lawrence! Rondale Moore! Najee Harris! Mac Jones?? PLUS: How the Thong Song exemplifies Sisqo’s personal duel with the Lord! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

You Tell That Bobcat To Stop Emailing My Wife

Tue, 20 Apr 2021 19:30:00 GMT

- Ryan has a very cool solution for Spencer’s “I owe the internet video of me drinking 300 beers” that Spencer just barrels past - A #TwoAmericas law enforcement story introduces God’s secret archangel, Cajun Damon - A goodish number of wildlife updates - Hey, the Charity Bowl’s over, we have a lot of people to thank and are going to forget at least half of them. We’re very tired! You did this to us! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

#CHARITIBUNDIBOWL BONUS EPISODE feat. The Sklar Brothers

Tue, 20 Apr 2021 13:39:10 GMT

Michigan won the charity bowl, again, and Spencer and Holly bring Randy and Jason Sklar on to discuss important Wolverine matters. Because this is the Fullcast, this turns out to mean “the episode is mostly about Grey’s Anatomy.” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

THE SMOOTH EPISODE (NOT IN A SEXY WAY)

Tue, 13 Apr 2021 16:45:41 GMT

- There is no describing this episode. Look, just play it. You’ll get there. - Alternate title was going to be THE TICK WAR EPISODE - The LEAST upsetting voice in this episode is Spencer’s Joe Paterno, if that tells you anything - In a shocking revelation, at least one member of this podcast thinks it used to be “too easy to obtain dynamite in this country”! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Come On Down To Clemson Church

Tue, 06 Apr 2021 18:08:17 GMT

When you think about it, we’re all just running downhill for Jesus Second Easter of quarantine, reviewed (bad!) Presidents’ Days of the future, improved Ryan invites the ire of nautical cocaine traffickers worldwide, for business purposes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A Space Elevator In Jonesboro, Arkansas

Tue, 30 Mar 2021 20:38:51 GMT

• How much y’all reckon it would cost to just buy a football program outright? • Short on new can’t-miss business ideas this week, but almost positive we’re the first media outlet to suggest militarizing rodeo clowns • Who are you, “officer," to tell us we “cannot” jetski through the Suez Canal • Ryan invents a game that reveals just how easy Spencer would be to steal from • There are manatee noises! It’s not cute!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Snyder Cut

Tue, 23 Mar 2021 18:18:00 GMT

Jason, Spencer, Holly, and Ryan break down early-round action in the 2021 NCAA men’s and women’s basketball tournaments. Like and subscribe to our college football podcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

MARITIME DISASTERS

Wed, 17 Mar 2021 01:25:48 GMT

Please welcome Skylab Carl, Tequila Derek, and Judge Catfish Which tiger-affiliated school is the least equipped to handle rapidly moving water? Spencer fights against the strictures of both biology and physics, again Thrill to Ryan’s tale of Florida’s sovereign sinkhole! A robust debate: What is the perfect size of bird to fight? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mortification of the Fisch

Thu, 11 Mar 2021 13:00:00 GMT

Imagining the world’s first gig economy coal mine! See beautiful Hispaniola, by crate! Spencer operates the annual coaching carousel quiz and it turns out Wakeyleaks has leaked entirely out of our skulls SOME SORT OF BUTCH JONES WORMHOLE OCCURS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

I WANT THE HOPE DIAMOND OF CHICKEN SANDWICHES (or, CHICKEN ORB)

Tue, 09 Mar 2021 22:02:35 GMT

- Hey y’all, Les Miles got fired in the middle of this show, and we pivoted about as adeptly as you might expect. - Which American fast food chain serves a CHICKEN SANDWICH AS A SIDE ITEM AT BREAKFAST, but NOT IN AMERICA? - What color y’all reckon Prince Philip’s blood is? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Divine Right Of Smoothie Kings

Thu, 04 Mar 2021 14:14:26 GMT

You’re probably not going to play professional football, so how should you decide where to attend college? Our academic survey can tell you! The “Which school has the most convenient parking" answers won’t surprise you; the “Which school has the best food" answers definitely will! Also covered: The crucial categories of “waterslide availability" and “places to take a nap in public" Eat shit, US News & World Report The University of Texas’s clutch of Panera-level fascist boosters don’t deserve a good-faith argument, and you shouldn’t give them one! A Charity Bowl challenge is issued! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

“Whatcha doin’ in Bahrain, Pastor?”

Tue, 02 Mar 2021 17:59:55 GMT

Stop asking us if it’s Blood Week every time a ranked team loses, you’ll know when it’s Blood Week, this applies to FCS ball too Holy shit that was an amazingly bloody Blood Week of FCS ball even by our own hemoglobin-happy standards Spencer is trying to get us into F1 Why have none of y’all ever informed us that “international go-karting” was an available career option Does anybody know how to determine if we have any remaining international go-karting eligibility Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

“Speaking words of wisdom, daiquiri"

Thu, 25 Feb 2021 21:48:40 GMT

- Hey y’all, it’s the FCS draft episode, where we overcome our current general disdain for sports to pick spring football teams! - Featuring a brief but violent detour into the Boise State-Idaho rivalry! - Our collective safari into perfecting our Maine accents continues? - Never admit what is or isn’t gumbo on the internet. - “Spencer, I have a money question" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

VORB (Value Over Replacement Bear)

Wed, 24 Feb 2021 03:52:45 GMT

- It’s our advanced sports analytics episode! How advanced? Advanced past what? Mind your own business! - What are we using our film review skills for? Breaking down that Oklahoma bathroom fight, are you new here? - As a team, we feel pretty confident we could perform a number of basic medical procedures in the field. Listen along to find out which! - Adding to the ever-expanding roster of basic concepts Spencer has no grasp of, we can now add “sitcoms” and “human bones” - Dabo will never be a great leader of history because Genghis Khan paid his players Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Shape of Success

Tue, 16 Feb 2021 19:56:10 GMT

--Can't sleep, must think about Baconator --an ode to the most essential Panda Express on the planet --All Gus Malzahn does is cash checks he will never spend --Everyone belongs to one of four human tribes: The Zappers, Wild Aces, Beasts, or Glacier Boyz --Holly challenges us to work onside kicks into every sport --YE ATE ME DART --Spencer just wants to steal horses Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

DYNASTY TIME

Thu, 11 Feb 2021 14:12:11 GMT

--Why is Ben Franklin smiling on the 100 bill? Because he's pantsless --NCAA FOOTBALL IS BACK! (Again. Not more than it was. On the way? BACK.) --Ryan on why Congress should pass legislation to bring back Banjo and Kazooie --A brief diversion into a musical about Aaron Burr slapping Alexander Hamilton to death --Which schools in the new NCAA video game that should be inherently corrupt --The challenge of putting fake facilities in the game more absurd than the real ones --Did you know Auburn's current football facility has a flight simulator? You do now! --A proposal for real coaches, i.e. your staff might be mostly inept family members --BOOSTER MODE --Holly issues an amazing challenge for next week's episode Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hell is feeding five Gronkowskis

Tue, 09 Feb 2021 21:28:55 GMT

--Spencer is described by his co-workers as "a dog with a plunger" --Play the game "EPL name or NFL Assistant" --Jason demands that you LEARN. FOOTBALL. --Tom Brady, the ultimate "let's get a game-winning FG" QB ever --An alternate history where Mike Vick steals whale sharks from the GA Aquarium --We turn Kirby Smart into a Turkish soccer team --Imagining the living hell of raising five Gronkowskis Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

WHAT IF SEPHORA, BUT WITH SWORDS?

Mon, 01 Feb 2021 18:42:52 GMT

--Spencer and Ryan duel to see who can hold the longest WELLLCOME, and Spencer almost dies --a review of the DIAMOND HANDS LIFESTYLE, or how the whole world is living the #FullcastLyfe now --A review of Ren Faires, and why they are not Med Faires --Jared Goff is smarter than all of us --Matt Stafford, Daydrinking Nap God --Picking out teams clearly free-riding on other teams' effort --How almost every SEC team is quantitatively trying toooo hard --Has anyone ever peed on the moon? --We pick the LUCRATIVE DEAD MALL STONKS OF THE FUTURE for you Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Spencer’s Grasp Of The Animal World Is Tenuous At Best

Thu, 28 Jan 2021 19:12:15 GMT

Why are you even asking if we bought GameStop stock? Of course we bought GameStop stock Spencer invented a game! That’s not as bad as it sounds! Why are you flinching? Anyway, the game goes like this: Can you pick hit or miss coaching hires throughout history based solely on their records? Turns out we can’t, but we CAN reunite Ryan with his coaching spirit soulmate Which former Colorado head coach is Holly’s new life coach? With Enough Flex Tape, You Can Live Forever (Shutdown Fullcast not currently sponsored by Flex Tape) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

MY NAME IS CRYYYYYYYYPT

Mon, 25 Jan 2021 17:51:29 GMT

It’s the cryptocurrency episode! Spencer wants to invest $100 in bitcoin live on the air, and we may not be able to talk him out of it! The Vitruvian Man, updated for the modern age! (it’s Kid Rock, sorry) The four bodily humors, updated for the modern age! (one of them is Fritos, sorry) In honor of the NFL playoffs, the team goes looking for the best clam chowder in Tampa, sorry Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2021 NFL Draft Board Preview Fantasy Analysis

Wed, 20 Jan 2021 22:01:20 GMT

We can exclusively report that Homophobic Country Ham With A Headset On It has turned down the Tennessee job An abbreviated list of players and coaches about whom we have been Quite Wrong, footballishly speaking So we’ll be talking about Josh Allen for quite a bit Just draft Bama guys, anybody named after an Egyptian allfather, and Rondale Moore Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

FIRE DISASTERS

Mon, 18 Jan 2021 20:45:14 GMT

In keeping with Fullcast tradition, we belly-flop into the offseason by restarting our Disasters Playlist, this time centered around “times you have set things on fire that were not supposed to be on fire.” Includes the following instant-classic story elements: • “We did not have a fireplace.” • “The smoke was visible for miles around.” • “Ants survived.” • “It was like a terra-cotta jet engine.” Also, this very quickly becomes our long-awaited musical episode. Surprise! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Failure State

Wed, 13 Jan 2021 18:22:53 GMT

Ill-advised napping locations we have known Sark Week goes sideways, fast Injuries invented during the course of this episode: sex hernia, gamer’s knee, online toe Right, the title game So: What is “the failure state”? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Peak of Eternal Light

Mon, 11 Jan 2021 19:13:27 GMT

- Definitely forgot we had to do one more show before the title game! We are so tired! - Magnets, fondly remembered - Make time for an old friend, and for Meatloaf - If you’ve read this far, we feel comfortable disclosing you are now a member of the John Wick Fitness Empirium. Cancel anytime! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Who’s That Comin’ Down The Tract?

Wed, 06 Jan 2021 19:54:05 GMT

* Folks, they called the Senate runoffs pretty much right in the middle of recording this thing, and then they cancelled Caillou, and we found out about all of this mid-show, so just bear with us okay * There may or may not be a title game in five days, sure * Holly becomes the final Fullcasteer to come up with a voice that she is never allowed to do on the show again * A robust amount of NFL coaching carousel analysis * You’re probably overpaying for snakes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Your College Football Semifinal Recap

Mon, 04 Jan 2021 18:50:56 GMT

—Jacksonville’s mayor wants to fight people —Why you can’t legally call paying Lane Kiffin “an investment” —Ryan tells Notre Dame why you can’t be aggressively cautious during a football game —Clay Helton, formulated for the sensitive stomachs of senior cats —KIRBY! —The Italian Christmas Donkey was the Lamborghini of 32 AD —#Justice4Han Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Your 2020 College Football Playoff Preview

Wed, 30 Dec 2020 19:00:00 GMT

Ted Lasso, McDonalds meme history, and surprisingly affordable Soviet underwater spear guns: You’re g-d right it’s bowl season Ronald Reagan’s arming Bills fans! Flee for your lives! We finally get Ryan to admit he’s our lawyer, on tape One (1) reader question, answered Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Werepanthers of Tarrant County

Mon, 28 Dec 2020 18:30:00 GMT

Christmas gifts, reviewed Fast food chicken situations of the Roman Empire, reviewed Some football, reviewed A slightly abridged history of medicine Cheez-It Bowl preview! Sure! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Swedish Yule Goat Arson Story Hour

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 17:56:13 GMT

Lotta sniffles in this episode folks! Hope you and yours are holding up better than we are On the anniversary of Spencer revealing he thinks reindeer are some sort of dog, we have just about got him convinced sharks are mammals A rare appearance by our producer, Surber, with thrilling results An extended bedtime story to remind our readers of the true reason for the season: goat festival crimes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jetski Police Academy

Mon, 21 Dec 2020 17:08:44 GMT

- Jetski crimes, again - But different jetski crimes, this time - Playoffs, sure, whatever - Ryan makes Holly cry, not for any of the usual reasons - Any of y’all ever try fishing with a Taser? Please let us know Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Isle of Alabama Man

Wed, 16 Dec 2020 18:55:48 GMT

--A man jetskied across the Irish Sea for love and he wasn't even from Alabama --How a dad jailed for jetskiing to another country could never parent effectively again --Ryan auditions for the CFB Playoff committee --Actual impassioned profane hollerin' about the very bad playoff rankings --No one cares about downtrodden underdog USC (no really, it's a thing) --"When Greg McElroy is on the barricades with you, it's over" --Talking about games no one wants to happen this weekend because everyone is very tired --Texas A&M vs. Ole Miss: The game where everything's made up, and nothing matters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nole Contendere

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 18:05:08 GMT

Welcome to the Spartacus multiverse Which US state has the most snakes? The answer may surprise you! Jason and Ryan conduct a protracted legal battle of wills Auburn’s up to some Auburn antics, Auburnly Investment advice for the newly wealthier Gus Malzahn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Talk about the Bucks, and also Barry Switzer running the wishbone on the Gauls

Wed, 09 Dec 2020 16:21:35 GMT

--We TALK ABOUT THE BUCKS. (Because we have to.) --The super-cursed excellent life of Justin Fields --The playoff rankings are still scared of Coastal Carolina --Army/Navy is happening in a regular weekend, world is ending --LSU is the problem that never gets fixed --"I watched them take my team apart like a cheap chicken" --What ancient empire built a wall around its recruiting territory? --How Barry Switzer was obviously Julius Caesar in a former life Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Boat Law, Coastal Carolina, and You

Mon, 07 Dec 2020 17:04:46 GMT

--Coastal Carolina and BYU played the Game of the Century --We learn about CCU's best majors, Theft and Rhetoric --Don't let your friends take the South Carolina job! --Dusty Rhodes should have played Gandalf in LOTR --Iowa State is currently having their best season ever --Another edition of "Spencer Knows Musical" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Clapshot! Playoff Slander and a terrifying Tour of Scottish Cuisine

Wed, 02 Dec 2020 18:58:32 GMT

--An opener with the most amazing glitch in Fullcast history --20 minutes about Scottish food and booze including the legend of CLAPSHOT --We apologize to Michigan for our sins against The Mitten --BYU could have gone 30-0 and still missed the playoff --Jason shares a terrifying Notre Dame stat --We ask: Did the Russians put an ape with a shotgun into space? --Spencer does one accent passably well? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Please help my turkey, he huge

Mon, 30 Nov 2020 18:23:15 GMT

--what is the Pac-12 even doing, at all --Jason goes on a voyage to cook his gigantic turkey --Maryland is a state made entirely of panhandles --the Egg Bowl and how Elijah Moore still got flagged --Mike Leach lectures on the Kung Fu Empire --The underwater booing of Jets fans in bronze diving helmets --Another edition of "Is this a real musical?" (with South Carolina connections!) --We accidentally say insightful and accurate things about Michigan football Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

James Et Jim

Wed, 25 Nov 2020 16:54:21 GMT

Is Notre Dame just Fat Navy? The gang takes genuine offense on behalf of BYU and Cincinnati It’s not a real rivalry game if you’re not psychotic with anxiety beforehand; anyway, here’s Georgia-South Carolina This IS the internet’s only Texas volleyball podcast DO IT AGAIN ELIJAH, ASCEND THE THRONE OF HEAVEN AND CLAIM YOUR CROWN OF IMMORTALITY Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mike Gundy’s Mail-In Ballad

Mon, 23 Nov 2020 22:13:25 GMT

- Aw shucks it’s just li’l ole Dabo, tryin’ to shove a camel through the eye of a needle again! Ain’t he cute, folks? - Please lift our brother Matt Leinart up in your thoughts while he braves as many as several weeks without a trip to the Burbank Cheesecake Factory - Rutgers and Michigan star in, “Valentino Ambrosio Imbroglio.” Ten stars. - Where were YOU when you realized every morsel of happiness you experienced this weekend emanated from the Big Ten? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Queen Can Deadlift 758 Pounds

Wed, 18 Nov 2020 20:20:51 GMT

- Mail(SINGULAR)bag! One (1) reader question, answered in detail, concerning the looming Big Ten Championship Game - Spencer begins with an apology and promptly says a whole bunch of other shit he’ll have to apologize for next week - The entire crew has some shit to say to Martin Luther - A display of what is guaranteed to be the worst Queen of England accent you have ever heard in your natural lives Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"This Is Being Broadcast To The Entire Country"

Mon, 16 Nov 2020 19:21:19 GMT

- WILL MUSCHAMP WILL HEADBUTT YOUR FAVORITE DONKEY IF YOU DON’T GIVE HIM ANOTHER JOB - The Big Ten football story everybody’s talking about: Tom Allen vs. Inhuman Amounts Of Lasagna - Introducing the Hacksaw Gantry series of airport novels - Northwestern would like to remind the proctor that some classmates don’t have their cameras on! - Lenin’s corpse: good rivalry trophy?? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

WINNING IN ALL THREE PHASES OF GOVERNMENT

Wed, 11 Nov 2020 19:10:44 GMT

- Another 60-minute half-hour of college football preview content, beginning with at least one game that doesn’t exist anymore! - Spencer has robot blindness, to the surprise of absolutely no one - Introducing NanoCrabs™! #TheSplotchWasGood - Miami Batman answers to the Council of Badgers - One (1) reader question, answered in thoughtful and thorough detail - It used to be a lot easier to just buy dynamite! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Four Seasons Total Podcasting

Mon, 09 Nov 2020 20:25:02 GMT

- A real-time on-air exploration of the small business community of Appomattox, Virginia - A frankly uncomfortable amount of seriously-taken football analysis, sorry bout it - Ryan accidentally opens the ark of the covenant of Holly’s Tennessee football feelings, and everyone pays the ultimate price - The gang engages in a little discourse with the mechanisms of government - Jason has some things to say to Clemson Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

55 minutes and 24 seconds of backyard audio

Wed, 04 Nov 2020 05:00:00 GMT

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A Thousand Plinys Live In You

Mon, 02 Nov 2020 17:29:42 GMT

—state-themed candles reviewed, including one that literally explodes, and also a shocking Missouri one —Ryan makes Spencer cry with a reading —Jason surveys the wonders of Texas beating a clearly superior OK State team leading to LONGHORN GRAVITY GUN CONSPIRACY THEORIES —Dan Mullen did the thing he does: making it worse —Georgia is the Ohio of the South —Oregon continues the most efficient season in college football history —The Feast of the Rowdy Uncles is this week, aka how Pliny the Elder vaped a geological phenomenon —yes we know there is a beer named after Pliny, we did not go to UGA and therefore do not care Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Indiana Jones Never Got Tenure Episode

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 17:45:02 GMT

--A now completely obsolete discussion of the canceled Nebraska/Wisconsin game! --Why Indiana Jones never got tenure and was a serious national security risk --Mizzou/Florida should be interesting, no it will, please, come back nooo --- --SICKOS TIME (Hello Northwestern/Iowa) --Let's all pray that Auburn/LSU comes down to Jason's proposed "Three point safety" --Our reader question this week leads to Ryan living at a driving range Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Indiana's Gonna Win the Football Game

Mon, 26 Oct 2020 17:35:33 GMT

--Cajun Aquaman controls all the crawdads --A review of the weekend of special teams wonders, aka The Night of the Punter --INDIANA WON THE FOOTBALL GAME, THAT HAPPENED --Jim and Dan called a Michigan game and our dads got into a fight --A celebratory reading of Kentucky's amazing box score --Proposed: The Wisconsin Marathon (with post-race beers and brats, of course) --Holly dares the Donner Party to email her with complaints Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Eating 12,000 Calories a Day in Honor of the Big Ten Episode

Wed, 21 Oct 2020 15:42:58 GMT

--A brief discussion of the World's Strongest Men and why they listen to the Fullcast --Will a Strongman eat your pets? We ask important questions here --We're calling that shot: Nebraska is going to beat Ohio State! --No one will remember this! If we're wrong, and we will be, it won't matter! --If we're right we will never let anyone forget how we called it! --Ryan and Jason invent the concept of "Fresno as America's 'base' in hide and seek" --A big discussion of this week's mailbag question: What is the worst kids' book? --And why is it a book about a child rampaging through a New York hotel without punishment or correction? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Larry King College Football Recap Episode

Mon, 19 Oct 2020 17:42:38 GMT

-- Intro: Larry King is insane, and Spencer cannot pronounce "Tyra" -- Jet Pack Guy is the only person fully embracing 2020, and even he wouldn't land at South Carolina/Auburn -- Ryan believes Georgia failed in the second half against Bama due to simple math -- "Not only do they never run the ball, but they are terrible at it when they do" -- Jason, accurately, on Mississippi State -- How the Pac-12 might end up with no ranked teams -- Nothing in UNC/Florida State made any sense! -- A closing discussion of Larry King and why he is a legit crazy person Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Great Howard’s Rock Heist

Wed, 14 Oct 2020 17:08:41 GMT

- Our 30-minute show centered around one reader question a) is 47 ½ minutes long and b) spends the first 11 minutes of the episode sharing our respective feelings about planets - Six (6) minutes later there is another brief detour back to the planets and our opinions thereof - All hail Jupiter, the stoutest Kentucky running back of the galaxy - An important opportunity for careful listeners to steal Spencer’s identity - A reader question is finally addressed. Was it yours?? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Greco-Roman Gods of the Georgia Piedmont

Tue, 13 Oct 2020 00:45:44 GMT

--This week, Georgia is the pontoon boat with attached putting green of everyone's dreams --A thorough dissection of the AP poll for the first time in the show's history --Lane Kiffin had a panty on his head during the Alabama game --A review of Greco-Roman gods of the Georgia Piedmont --Note: This was recorded before Vandy/Mizzou got canceled! --Note: We talk about COVID and the season! In an accidentally prescient fashion! --Final note: Second show drops on Wednesday! Listen! Subscribe! OBEY. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The SACK TIME Holistic Wellness Program

Wed, 07 Oct 2020 17:57:59 GMT

- Jason is back, show still falls apart in under a minute; it’s still Spencer’s fault so never say we’re inconsistent - Holly forgets what consonance is, shame her - A crockpot-based Twilight Zone episode ensues - Ryan leads a game of WOULD YOU RATHER: have a squirrel crawl down your throat OR call Lions games for 31 years?? - Definitely the most times we’ve ever said “jicama” on this show - One (one) reader question, answered at length. Was it yours??? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Oklahoma Asswhippin’ News Network

Mon, 05 Oct 2020 16:53:50 GMT

- SURPRISE MONDAY SHOW NONE SHALL KNOW THE HOUR - Jason is absent and it takes the rest of the gang all of one (1) minute of airtime to just completely fall apart - [CLAP CLAP] Oklahoma, one loss this time [CLAP CLAP] Two losses now! [CLAP CLAP CLAP] - Well it’s year 3 for Jimbo and it looks like WHO CARES GOT ATVS - Auburn spoils their own narrative arc with an early FIRE GUS spoiler - Please meet Ryan’s most devastating creation yet, “Sexual Anarchist Lane Kiffin” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Philadelphia Story

Wed, 30 Sep 2020 17:44:59 GMT

- A timely BLOOD WEEK sermon - Two bigole snakes treadin’ on each other, and their respective complaints - Confronting the glowing specter of ... a second college football podcast?? - This Saturday night, witness the DADVANTAGE 1982 game of the week - Truly just an extravagant amount of Philadelphia Eagles analysis Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Normal SEC football preview 2020

Wed, 23 Sep 2020 19:49:48 GMT

- Which SEC East team has the leadership to succeed? - SEC West expectations, realistically managed - Sober consideration of SEC expansion candidates: Missouri? - Diligent research into the intersections of things and other things - Focused discussion on only these topics for the entire 7,000-minute run time - Definitely not an hour-plus of nonsense before any SEC football talk - You're on the bad internet. Join the good internet: patreon.com/mooncrew - wikipedia.org Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Whoops, we brought back Big Ten football

Wed, 16 Sep 2020 17:28:46 GMT

- Spencer has huge feelings about the Nebraska Cornhuskers - Oh right, we just had the biggest Blood Week of all time - Journalism is free at mooncrew.substack.com - Make our Discord your new social network via patreon.com/mooncrew - See you in El Paso!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Colorado's got a great gambling program

Wed, 09 Sep 2020 18:03:41 GMT

- Welcome to coach-firing season! It's always coach-firing season! - Time for the NCAA to acknowledge student-gambler-athletes - Oh no, it's Auburn vs. Pitt week - No Week 2 football games previewed, because there are no guarantees Week 2 exists - Not that we'd preview football games anyway - Join us in newly launched Moon Crew Discord via patreon.com/mooncrew! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dr. Pepper’s ’Zona Farts Club Plan

Wed, 02 Sep 2020 17:41:00 GMT

- Week 0 recapped in terms of long snappers - Holly has a new Jeff Fisher - Technical Difficulties bingo: Jason's all cranky about being in a time delay - Ryan's ongoing lifehack: wisely avoiding football - Spencer shares the harrowing tale of the Poop Doctor - Week 1 previewed, for like 30 seconds - A lot of strolling around Wikipedia, putting ourselves in the line of royal succession, and other Week 1 prep - Rate/review the Fullcast imho - Subscribe to mooncrew.substack.com - Support this show and actual good stuff via ko-fi.com/mooncrew - Advertiser inquiries welcome at shutdownfullcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Also receiving votes: Jerry Falwell Jr.

Wed, 26 Aug 2020 18:43:32 GMT

- A hastily assembled preseason top 25, prepared by our readers - CENTRAL ARKANSAS IS IN YOUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW, AND THEY WANNA FIGHT - Who is more 2020: Pitt, Ole Miss, or other? - SNAPTIE - Rate and review the Fullcast! - Subscribe to mooncrew.substack.com! - Let us know what you think of the Sinful Seven so far! - Let us know what you might think of a Moon Crew Discord! - Share this podcast with a friend, as if you are Jerry Falwell Jr.! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

GOLF DISASTERS

Wed, 19 Aug 2020 18:00:46 GMT

Welcome to GOLF CAMP - The extended Fullcast-verse just raised $450,000 for refugee charity New American Pathways holy shit - Subscribe to mooncrew.substack.com, new blog home for Spencer, Jason, Alex Kirshner, and Richard Johnson - Golf history: far more violent than you'd expect - The only way to stop golfing is to keep golfing - Scottish Charles Barkley - Phil Mickelson chooses to bomb not because it is easy, but because it is hard - GOLF GEESE - GOLF FOX - GOLF DUCK - Rate and review on podcast apps, if you please! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Preserving one weekend of college football

Wed, 12 Aug 2020 17:11:51 GMT

We drafted 16 special games and placed them in a schedule - But first, 40 minutes of whole other stuff happened - The longest Podcast Business of all time - We are all currently racing to Indianapolis to hide in a T-shirt warehouse - 2020 Charity Bowl praising and ... encouragement - So much Iowa, just generally so much Iowa - Spencer makes the worst choice, which turns out to be the best choice Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ranking the ACC by ACC Coastal-ness

Fri, 07 Aug 2020 10:00:00 GMT

The 2020 ACC Coastal preview has arrived as normal. Why wouldn't it? - Our 2020 preview series incorporates the B.E.L.K. method - "Moon Snakes" - "Space Sandwich" - "Nap House" - Buy the Sinful Seven, a book you'll like by five people who did a good job making it - All conference divisions are foolhardy - How ACC Coastal is Notre Dame? - Time to stress-test Homefield Apparel dot com's order-processing capability Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Per Aspera Ad Astra

Wed, 22 Apr 2020 05:03:10 GMT

This is the end of a show that lasted longer and traveled farther than any of its hosts ever contemplated. Like most episodes themselves, that end is sudden and unexpected and may not make much sense to you. It contains answer to some questions, but not all of them, and gets bogged down with weird distractions. The moon is there, and so is Casio Dog, and the Fullcat, and Bobby Petrino. Welcome. This was the Shutdown Fullcast, and we hope you enjoyed it, because we sure as hell did. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A Survey of Dumb Dogs

Wed, 15 Apr 2020 17:28:40 GMT

Let us assemble to talk about the only pressing subject in college football or the world at large: dogs, and the very dumb things they eat/do/think. (WARNING: Also contains discussion of Spencer pooping outdoors.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

College football's Firefly Funhouse

Wed, 08 Apr 2020 18:07:12 GMT

When you have to confront your evil self in a nightmare zone, that's a spring game. Introducing MORON OPERA, America's finest storytelling mode When a rasslin match convinces you the evil clown is the good guy Florida faces its demons in the funhouse NC State faces its horrifying LACK OF A FACE! And a swamplord from USC's past returns with vengeance Also, football coaches, please just read the card and stop ad-libbing about the pandemic, thanks Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Shutdown Isolationcast, Cont'd

Wed, 01 Apr 2020 03:33:19 GMT

On this episode, Spencer and Holly talk to a real live medical doctor about Covid-19 and what you can do to help. Also, there are some very silly conversations about a medical drama starring SEC coaches, rat tails, Godfrey eating an unpleasant but not impossible amount of fast food for charity, and laser tag. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Obey The Waffle House Index

Wed, 25 Mar 2020 03:45:00 GMT

As the Shutdown Fullcast continues quarantine, we review the emergency status of the South's major breakfast chains, give you helpful Italian lessons, and ponder the meaning of unexpected knives. Don't worry if this description doesn't make sense. Nothing else does, either. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Tampa Bay Tom, Prepper Types, and English Village/QB Prospect

Wed, 18 Mar 2020 03:39:19 GMT

If you're thinking this episode seems strangely like the episodes the Fullcast releases when the world's operating normally, consider this: we were preparing you all along! (We weren't. We don't plan that well.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

MASCOT DISASTERS PANTHEON: Are mascots having a moment?

Wed, 11 Mar 2020 16:29:00 GMT

Welcome to the Shutdown Fullcast, the world's only college football podcast, only Bill Simmons podcast, and only Ringer NBA podcast. Today we're discussing: An American rite of passage: having to sweat in a pig costume on a 95-degree day Seriously, were all of you Piggly Wiggly mascots as kids What to do when Hank Aaron sees you nude What to do when you are a nude Willie the Wildcat The Deontay Wilder entrance costume of dangerously slapped-together dragon mascots "My mom managed a Big Dog Sportswear. Governor Schwarzenegger was coming to the mall." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Coaches as pro wrestlers: 2020 draft

Tue, 03 Mar 2020 23:42:00 GMT

Time once again for the college football internet's single most reliable content: PICKING COACHES WHO SHOULD FIGHT EACH OTHER Holly, Jason, and Spencer are each managing their own stables, drafting FBS head coaches to build five-man tag teams You, the Podcast Readership, have also filled out a draft board and get a five-coach team of your own Ryan is not here, so we're giving him all the lowest-voted coaches from your draft board Ryan's team will be competing for the Intercontinental title at absolute most Tell a friend about our stupid podcast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Your Moments of Limitlessness

Tue, 25 Feb 2020 22:24:51 GMT

Hot streaks are real. Everyone gets that moment - on a basketball court or in a casino or at work or wherever - where you just absolutely cannot be stopped. These are, in effect, the anti-disasters, in which you are the force to be reckoned with. We are here to celebrate those moments, in your lives and in the lives of college football players, even if sometimes they're just "I did this dumb thing multiple times and it didn't kill me!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Too Many Coaches: A Trivia Contest

Tue, 18 Feb 2020 22:39:08 GMT

Jason quizzes Spencer and Holly on all the latest coaching carousel developments; like Nick Saban with a South Florida real estate deal, they struggle to break even but will hopefully get sweet national TV commercial gigs to help them out. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Romance Disasters Episode

Tue, 11 Feb 2020 22:51:26 GMT

February means Valentine's Day, and Valentine's Day means romance, and the Shutdown Fullcast means disaster. We review your tales of amorous failure and share a few of our own. Please note: if you have used the Fullcast to find love of your own, we would love to hear about it and we will not be held responsible in the event of your breakup. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Only National Signing Day Podcast Episode

Tue, 04 Feb 2020 21:48:17 GMT

Spencer and Holly are both out sick, so Jason and Ryan are joined by Banner Society's Alex Kirshner to talk about why Signing Day is suddenly a bad time for USC, what Georgia's rise as a talent state means, and what our individual college processes looked like. As a bonus, we're then joined by longtime contributor Brian Floyd to talk about the coaching change at Michigan State through the lens of "how could you drive an Acura to Africa from very very very far away?" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Live in Jacksonville (November 1, 2019)

Tue, 28 Jan 2020 21:01:26 GMT

Way back in November, we went to Jacksonville and did a live show! I would be lying if I said i remembered the things that we talked about, although I know Florida disasters (football and otherwise) is on there. Also, UConn was playing Navy during the show. They lost by 46, which proves if your choice is come to a Fullcast live show or play Navy in football, you should pick the live show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Who could go toe-to-toe with 2019 LSU?

Tue, 21 Jan 2020 22:10:00 GMT

If you're Mike Bloomberg or someone associated with the Mike Bloomberg 2020 Campaign, don't read below this. Just reach out (compliance@bannersociety.com) and let's figure out how your money can become our money. If you're not Mike Bloomberg, this episode is about theoretical matchups that would fluster 2019 LSU, and by theoretical we mean everything from very good Miami teams to time-traveling Derrick Henry clones. Does it make sense? More than our proposal for a top-loading microwave does! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Digesting the 2019 National Championship

Fri, 17 Jan 2020 17:59:00 GMT

Is Odell Beckham Jr. a robot who spits out currency compulsively? Which Olympian was Spencer completely dismissive towards? Why is every Boston College coach's name "[First Name] Boston" and do you care that we just made that up on our own? Is Robocop real and how did he get to New Orleans? Can God make Ed Orgeron so strong that even He can't pin Coach O? Early in this episode, Spencer mentions the memorial fund for Ed Aschoff. If you're interested in donating but don't want to rewind to listen to him read the address, here you go: Donations to the Edward Aschoff Memorial Fund at UF’s College of Journalism and Communications can be made out to the “U.F. Foundation”, sent to P.O. Box 14425, Gainesville, FL 32604, Attn: Gift Processing. Please note "Edward Aschoff Memorial Fund" in the memo area. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Your 2019 National Championship Game Preview

Wed, 08 Jan 2020 02:15:01 GMT

LSU-Clemson promises to be an intriguing game, with plenty of skill talent, schematic variation, and narrative meat to enjoy. And we talk about a lot of those things, because this podcast can talk about football when it wants to, dammit! But first we make you listen to some nonsense about the NFL playoffs, Nas, Ed Orgeron's shopping habits, Spencer's bare legs, and Pokemon. WELCOME! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

EMERGENCY WET KIRBYCAST

Thu, 02 Jan 2020 21:21:29 GMT

Holly and Spencer really just wanted to talk about the most important event of the bowl season: Kirby Smart taking the heaviest Gatorade bath of all time. (And the resulting stories of our worst workplace spills) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Christmas Disasters

Tue, 31 Dec 2019 19:16:59 GMT

On this episode, people are injured/attacked by brothers, birds, guns, knives, Nerf ammunition, fool's gravy, squirrels, fish bones, and The Emotional Expectations That Come With Christmas. It's fun! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

40 for 40, 2019 Edition: Which Bowl Foods would kill Ryan the quickest?

Fri, 27 Dec 2019 17:33:12 GMT

Technically, this is the bowl preview episode that contains both semifinal games. You will therefore not be surprised to learn that we spent most of our time discussing Potato Bowl recipes, Outback menu nutrition information, and whether all citrus fruits are actually just oranges. You're welcome! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

40 for 40, 2019 Edition: The Gamification of Bowl Games

Tue, 24 Dec 2019 23:32:46 GMT

Rejoice! The 40 for 40 moves to the location-based bowls, including the Arizona, Belk, Birmingham, Camping World, Mobile, Music City, Sun, and Texas. Somehow, these bowls are turned into a progressively harder video game of sorts, which ends with Jimbo Fisher buying someone else's hair. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

40 for 40, 2019 Edition: The Intensely Geopolitical Bowl Preview

Fri, 20 Dec 2019 21:25:34 GMT

At least two things happen on this episode: The Alamo, Armed Forces, Cheez-It, First Responder, Independence, Liberty, and Military Bowls are mentioned in some way. We trade Missouri for Mexico. Which one of those two is worse for national unity? Hard to say. We'll look back in ten or twenty years and know the answer, though, so that's fun. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

40 for 40, 2019 Edition: Alternative National Championship Games

Tue, 17 Dec 2019 23:35:00 GMT

It's time to review the Cotton, Gator, Holiday, Quick Lane, Pinstripe, Red Box, and Rose Bowls based on the following very silly premise - if you had to go back in time and convince 2009 you that this was the 2019 national championship game, what tale would you spin to make that sound convincing? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

40 for 40, 2019 Edition: A Pre-Christmas Crime Spree

Fri, 13 Dec 2019 17:20:28 GMT

This episode starts with a discussion of a long-time Tampa adult entertainment store and mostly ends with unsolved axe murders. Somewhere in between those, there is discussion of the pre-Christmas bowl games, but only as they are theoretically useful for doing crimes. This is the 40 for 40 and shame on you if you expected something different. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

BOWL SEASON PREDICTIONS: Harbaugh vs. Saban at Epcot

Mon, 09 Dec 2019 21:41:00 GMT

Dabo Swinney gets into some light idolatry, Nick Saban and Jim Harbaugh will get into a fight on Spaceship Earth, every bowl game is just a 1950s vacation to somewhere with cigarettes, and the Sun Bowl is the only bowl game anyone should really play Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The 2019 BVP Award (f.k.a. the People's Heisman)

Fri, 06 Dec 2019 21:37:25 GMT

Spencer, Jason, and Ryan meet to review the nominees for the 2019 BVP Award, the award we bestow upon the most college football player of the season. Many deserving candidates were discussed, from Hawaii QB Cole McDonald to LSU QB Joe Burrow's Butt. But only one could win, and we congratulate that winner, who we will not name in this description because that defeats the purpose. We also talked about Coach of the Year and Game of the Year nominees and winners. Are these awards real, you ask? Is anything, on a long enough geologic time span, we counter? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nick Saban & Ole Miss are pissed - Week 14, Reviewed

Mon, 02 Dec 2019 22:47:00 GMT

This episode contains discussion of many important games and coaching changes around the sport of college football, but let us be perfectly clear: the only actually important part of this show is our demand that Mizzou hire Coach Brick. Coach Brick is the way of the future for Mizzou football. Any option that is not Coach Brick is a terrible plan. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

BLOOD WEEK HISTORY: Thanksgiving Blood Soup

Wed, 27 Nov 2019 19:11:11 GMT

We continue our review of historical blood weeks with a trip to Thanksgiving Week, 2010. Ralph Friedgen was still at Maryland. Mike Stoops was still at Arizona. Dabo and Clemson went 6-7! These were different times, but that does not mean there was an absence of ranking upheaval, even if it cost us one of our best shots at a non-power making the BCS Championship. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Arizona State Has Been Considered - Week 13, Reviewed

Mon, 25 Nov 2019 20:02:15 GMT

So many things happened on this week's episode. Some of them were planned, like talking about the FCS bracket, reviewing how great it is that FIU's kicker throat-slashed Miami, praising Herm Edwards Brain for being trapped in the NFL, or feeling afraid of Ohio State. Some of them were not planned, like Jason's weird eating habits revealed or Billy Dee William's Grizzly Bear Movie. Again - only college football podcast, thank you for listening, etc. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Thanksgiving Disasters

Fri, 22 Nov 2019 13:00:00 GMT

Perhaps more than any other holiday, Thanksgiving mixes volatile family dynamics, recipes that amateur cooks can easily bungle, travel stress, and the potential for major property damage. That's a mixture primed for disaster and, good LORD, did y'all have some disasters to share with us. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Reverse Fixer Upper - Week 12, Reviewed

Mon, 18 Nov 2019 19:20:21 GMT

Week 12 left Spencer, Holly, and Ryan with many important questions, like: Have Chip and Joanna ever found a corpse in a property? Why do people agree to go to Iowa? What do you with Utah at this point? What's the meanest thing you can say about the Georgia offense? How many people got convicted for that big biker shootout in Waco a while back? What do Texas and Iowa State have in common? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Scandal Appreciation with Bomani Jones

Fri, 15 Nov 2019 20:13:17 GMT

Bomani Jones joins Spencer, Holly, and Jason for a discussion of Banner Society and The Right Time’s series on how money and college football players meet Bobby Petrino wearing Sugar Bowl gear to his motorcycle crash presser Texas A&M and how you can avoid wearing a uniform by just getting a dog Which schools have never tried cheating Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Week 11, Revie-SHOUTING ABOUT BUCKEYES

Mon, 11 Nov 2019 17:58:55 GMT

- Spencer has a new song for you! Won't that be a treat! - You can guess Georgia coach P.J. Fleck's catch phrase if you think about it - Baylor's anti-science crusade is breaking CFB analytics - Adjectives that must be used when referencing 2019 Illinois - Jason concludes 2019 Arkansas is the 1,014th best SEC team ever - Transitive losses to App State: everyone has one - Holly WANTS to talk about Tennessee? - Discussions of teams like Rutgers and Alabama Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Rutgers Episode

Fri, 08 Nov 2019 17:57:35 GMT

Because it is Rutgers Week, we have given you an entire episode that is about Rutgers - its history, its highest moments, its future, its weird sandwiches, and so forth. This is probably what you wanted, right? Right??? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Talkin Bout The Noles! Week 10, Reviewed

Mon, 04 Nov 2019 21:20:00 GMT

An actual discussion about Willie Taggart’s firing at Florida State after just 21 games at the job, everyone wondering what a grown man has to say to get kicked out of the Liberty Bowl, clowning on Nebraska because we can, a brief mention of that whole Georgia-beating-Florida thing in Jacksonville, extended wowing at how bad Arkansas and Chad Morris has gone, and an appreciation of the only college football stadium that could be a level in Tony Hawk Pro Skater Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Catching up on The 2019 Bold Predictions Game

Fri, 01 Nov 2019 19:36:33 GMT

As we stumble into November, some of the possibilities contained within our Bold Predictions Game have proven true or false. Kentucky didn't beat Florida. An FCS team beat a Power 5 team. Auburn didn't lose to its first four Power 5 opponents (not even close, actually). Hawaii beat a Pac-12 team. Twice! But many predictions are still up for grabs. Which power conference won't make the playoff? Will every Big 12 coach stay in their current job? Is another school going to leave the American, inspired by UConn's bravery? Can UMass beat Northwestern? Can South Carolina beat Clemson? Will we get a Pac-12 title game with no California participants? Does Spencer remember our New Mexico Bowl partnership proposal hashtag? No, Spencer does not. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ludicrous Playoff Scenarios and Week 9, Reviewed

Mon, 28 Oct 2019 20:52:41 GMT

WARNING: This episode contains praise for the Ohio State Buckeyes, substantive discussion of Michigan-Notre Dame, a fair amount of Rose Bowl talk, and multiple examinations of how the Big Ten could get two teams into the Playoff. While there are other topics discussed, we must warn anyone who is not prepared to get this Midwestern about the journey ahead of them, which features a guest appearance from Ludicrous Playoff Scenario Seer Alex Kirshner. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Unnecessary NFL Relocation Draft

Fri, 25 Oct 2019 18:26:52 GMT

These days NFL teams only move two places: to Los Angeles or away from Los Angeles (Las Vegas counts as both, just trust us). This sucks and is boring, so we are taking matters into our own hands and moving teams wherever we want using a confusing draft process with unclear rules. It's fine, it works out for everyone involved. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Introducing the BVP Award - Week 8, Reviewed

Mon, 21 Oct 2019 17:26:49 GMT

Holly, Jason, and Spencer come to you bearing the following tidings (I'm not totally sure what tidings are but I am also too lazy to look): - Behold our SOONER SCHOONER CHAOS POWERS - Some early nominees for the 2019 BVP, given to college football's most college football player - ILLINOIS LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOO - Butts - Now you know a single thing about Ball State! - Tell a friend to attend our live show in Jacksonville Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

BLOOD WEEK HISTORY: Mid-October vs. the moon

Fri, 18 Oct 2019 16:53:00 GMT

In this episode, we celebrate the eternal cyclical beauty of the Pac-12 devouring its own, Georgia functioning as a perennial drunken bridesmaid, and renew our blood oaths against Earth’s boldest enemy, The Moon. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Come Fantifa With Us - Week 7, Recapped

Mon, 14 Oct 2019 17:14:44 GMT

Georgia lost a Muschampin' Contest, but that does not make this week a Blood Week. (Patience, you who thirst for chaos and woe!) We will give you a dollar in Fullcast Download Store Credit if you can tell us what the Pac-12 South standings are, we determine how many games Iowa can win the rest of the year if they score twelve points and only twelve points in all of those games, we talk a lot about the extended Fansville universe, and the Sandman stops by for a minute. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Edges of Fandom

Fri, 11 Oct 2019 19:55:14 GMT

Because we work with and around Braves fans, we decided to spend this episode contemplating the losses that have pushed various fanbases to consider just walking away and being done with the whole thing. Warning: if you are a fan of the Pirates, Bengals, and Arkansas, this will be a super unpleasant episode for you. But your life is probably kinda weird to start with, no? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SACK TIME! - Week 6, Recapped

Mon, 07 Oct 2019 20:04:09 GMT

Spencer, Holly, and Jason enjoyed Iowa-Michigan the way they didn't know it was intended to be consumed: entirely via Michigan radio broadcast. (Ryan just watched it on TV, like an idiot.) That's why most of this episode is Midwestern chortling and shouting, even when we talk about: - The ACC embracing nonsense as a conference identity - The Tennessee squirrel - Whether or not Pitt can fire the superweapon again, or even fired it at all - Auburn-Florida - Whatever the hell the Pac-12 is doing Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Live! In Charlotte

Sat, 05 Oct 2019 05:25:37 GMT

A hearty thank you to all the wonderful people who came out to our live show in Charlotte, where we did what any good guest would do and mostly just trashed the ACC. But, you know, in fun Fullcast ways. Did this tick off one person in attendance to the point where he almost kind of sort of tried to take over the show? Yes, but he's right that the ACC has won two of the last three national titles, a thing we definitely did not know and nobody talks about. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A Trust Exercise - Week 5, Recapped

Mon, 30 Sep 2019 18:52:51 GMT

Hi, it's Ryan. I'm not on this episode because my internet was being a real shit, and I haven't listened to it yet, so I have no idea what it contains! I predict there's probably some talk about Rutgers and UNC, and Spencer probably freaks out about the Auburn-Florida game. Maybe something about Virginia Tech getting flattened by Duke? Shrug. Let's find out together. Surely I won't be mocked and slandered on this episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

September Awards Season

Fri, 27 Sep 2019 20:31:53 GMT

It's time to stop and reflect on the season that's been. (Yes, we know there's still a lot of season still to come. Hush.) We're talking September Heisman, figuring out what happened in the early part of the season that will stick in our memories, handing out some Assies, recognizing statistical leaders like Evan Weaver, Tackle Bear, and arguing about cake. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Pac-12 Owns Entertainment - Week 4, Recapped

Mon, 23 Sep 2019 18:56:49 GMT

Two things you will learn on this episode: 1. Never watch Georgia! 2. Always watch the Pac-12! Other things you will heard discussed on this episode! - The delightful weirdness of UCLA-Washington State - Pitt saved its only good idea for an opponent who might not even be accredited - The worst Arkansas team to ever be televised - Finally, communism accomplishes something Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

BLOOD WEEK HISTORY: Sanguine Septembers

Fri, 20 Sep 2019 19:25:31 GMT

Blood Week (which Jason and Ryan laid out a helpful guide to here) usually happens later in the calendar, but there's nothing stopping it from popping up earlier. We looked at three Septembers where the rankings became a real revolving door. - 2008, when Blood Week went to both coasts - 1974, when Blood Week become Blood Fortnight - And 1984, when we had a whole dang BLOOD MONTH BONUS FEEDBACK TIME! We are conducting an audience survey to better serve you (don't laugh). It takes no more than five minutes, and it really helps out the show. Please take our survey here: https://voxmedia.iad1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_ewVXHPZIsQNlxCR?Source=note Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

BIG NUDE SATURDAY - Week 3, Recapped

Mon, 16 Sep 2019 17:02:04 GMT

We didn't necessarily learn a lot in Week 3, but what we did was important: just because Iowa-Iowa State is El Assico doesn't mean several other games aren't also El Assico. Looking at you, Florida-Kentucky. And Pitt-Penn State. And Michigan State-Arizona State. BONUS: stay to the end and learn about the dumbest midgame crowd entertainment plan ever, courtesy of Indiana! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Live In Houston!

Sat, 14 Sep 2019 01:53:55 GMT

We went back to Texas, and this time we talked about something wholly irrelevant to the audience: dead or mostly dead rivalries. Does that mean we spent a lot of time on Mizzou and Nebraska? Yes, yes it does. We're very good at reading the room, and for the right amount of money, we will perform at your wedding. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Michigan Must Defend Our Borders Now

Mon, 09 Sep 2019 17:29:48 GMT

Like Hugh Freeze, Spencer's "out sick" for this episode, so Holly, Jason, and Ryan get to dissect Week 2, from LSU's fireworks stand offense to Hawaii controlling the Pac-12 to which OTHER old Tennessee coaches should take over for Jeremy Pruitt to P.J. Fleck getting enough video game cash to buy something other than the default outfit. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Make Your Own Rivalry

Sat, 07 Sep 2019 00:34:29 GMT

Long ago, Colorado decided it was going to turn Nebraska into a rival. It took a while to work, but the Buffs pulled it off, so we're following their example and creating new potential rivalries of our own with your help. (Oh, we also wrote some of them down.) This episode is also about Spencer being a coastal elite with a sincere love for Italian sparkling wine, if any of that appeals to you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Hugh Freeze Hospital Bed Episode

Tue, 03 Sep 2019 03:53:49 GMT

Look, there's a significant amount of football discussion on this episode, seeing how Tennessee lost at home to Georgia State and (other football games that are not nearly as funny as that). I'm sure we said funny or insightful or stupid things about those games, but let's be honest about why we're all here: to talk about Hugh Freeze coaching a football game from a hospital bed they put in the press box. Because Hugh Freeze coached a football game from a hospital bed they put in the press box. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A History of the People's Heisman

Fri, 30 Aug 2019 21:27:07 GMT

ATTENTION LAWYERS: THIS IS NOT THE HEISMAN TROPHY WE"RE TALKING ABOUT. PLEASE DO NOT SUE US, AS WE DON'T HAVE MUCH MONEY ANYWAYS. This episode is about the People's Heisman, an entirely different award in that it doesn't currently exist in trophy form and has never formally been awarded to anyone, and a very similar award in that we only sort of kind of decided who qualifies for it. Simply put, the People's Heisman is for the players we remember fondly not necessarily because they were the best or most accomplished but because they were just so very memorable. It's for a Quinton Flowers, or a Joel Lanning, or a Scooby Wright, or a Jared Lorezen (RIP). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Why don't they make the whole season out of Week 0?

Mon, 26 Aug 2019 14:02:00 GMT

Between Florida and Miami trying to melt down in any possible direction and Hawaii-Arizona doing the same but with way more scoring and quarterbacks who look like they wanna fight Johnny Utah, Week 0 was...a colossal success! We talk about that and a few storylines we'll be throwing our stupid little hearts into this year. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Welcome! To Your First Shutdown Fullcast

Fri, 23 Aug 2019 19:06:00 GMT

Congratulations! You have decided to start listening to the Shutdown Fullcast, the world's only college football podcast. This episode is designed to help you understand the accumulated lore, riffs, and nonsense that make up the fabric of this show, but because it was designed by the hosts, it may not prove to be very helpful. If you are here because of a friend who recommended the show, please tell them thanks from us. If you are here because of a friend who has pranked you, please tell them thanks from us anyways. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The World's First "Mailbag" Show

Tue, 20 Aug 2019 21:51:54 GMT

Nobody had ever thought to have people send in questions that podcast hosts could answer on a recorded episode. But then we went and did it, because we're podcast innovators. Please send us thousands of dollars so we can consult for your business or whatever. The questions on this episode include, but are not limited to: - Who takes over at Bama after Nick Saban? - What team is most ready to explode into a dumpster fire? - What would you choose as the mascot if you were the AD of a new program? - How are our skin care routines looking? - Which children's entertainment is the worst? - What is a blender's highest use? - Did people think Garth Brooks was sexy in the mid 90s? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Vacation Disasters Episode

Fri, 16 Aug 2019 20:02:11 GMT

Vacations are like any other carefully planned human endeavor: they are subject to complete and total collapse, from predictable factors and from shit you never saw coming. You, the listeners, have pooped yourselves, seriously injured yourselves, left each other in jail on false charges, been conquered by Disney, and caused permanent damage to your relationships. Fortunately, we have done these things, too. The Shutdown Fullcast: We All Sink Down Here! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Prep School, or How to Improve Your 2019 College Football Experience

Tue, 13 Aug 2019 20:13:55 GMT

Our listeners share their tips and tricks for a more pleasant Saturday viewing experience, we discuss the college football destinations we have yet to enjoy but want to visit, and somehow we talk about clothes Ryan bought in middle school. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The 2019 Bold Predictions Game

Wed, 07 Aug 2019 01:55:00 GMT

As we approach a new season of college football, we, as esteemed members of the national media, have an important job before us: to embrace bold, possibly stupid, predictions about what is yet to come and spread them into the world. But we want to break down the distinction between "host" and "listener," which is why we have turned this honored task into a game that you can play as well! Go to https://forms.gle/gJH1TH9HhkkyUyQY6 to enter, and throughout the season we'll tell you exactly how much better you are than Ryan at this. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Our Favorite (Non-Football) Offseason Things

Fri, 02 Aug 2019 20:50:24 GMT

This is the episode where we try to convince you we are reasonably well-rounded people who travel and read for pleasure and watch television that isn't just whatever weird Minnesota replay the Big Ten Network has picked out for a summer Tuesday afternoon. Maybe you'll get some ideas for new things you can enjoy in the remaining days before football season starts. Maybe you'll think our taste sucks and tweet us better things we should have consumed. Either one is fine, just remember: send those tweets to @38Godfrey. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2019 Preview, Part 5: The Purple and also Not Purple Teams

Tue, 30 Jul 2019 19:18:00 GMT

Richard Johnson joins Holly, Spencer, and Jason to preview the Purple Division and the Assorted Division, because no, we weren't organized enough to avoid having a grab bag division where the teams don't wear the same colors. That one has BYU, Hawaii, Miami, Michigan State, Ohio State, and Oregon, while the Purple Division has Clemson, Kansas State, LSU, Northwestern, TCU, and Washington. If our arbitrary conference setup did not include your school, it means they're either: a) terrible and going to be trash this year or b) secretly amazing but we're betting lots of money on them and don't want the secret to get out Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2019 Preview, Part 4: Teams a L'Orange

Wed, 24 Jul 2019 16:18:59 GMT

Podcast newbie Steven Godfrey joins Holly, Spencer, and Ryan to preview the Orange Division and the Fake Orange Division. The former includes Auburn, Florida, Oklahoma State, Syracuse, Tennessee, and Texas; the latter brings you Arizona State (sort of), Boston College, Iowa State, USC, Virginia, and Virginia Tech. Maybe you're thinking some of those schools aren't orange at all, to which we will remind you that red and yellow mixed together MAKE orange. That's Colors 101, sucker. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2019 Preview, Part 3: The Yellowest Teams

Tue, 16 Jul 2019 18:33:26 GMT

After this episode, we're now 60% of the way through previewing ever-well, ok SOME of this year's college football teams. This is the Conference Yellow, aka the Piss 12, and it includes Appalachian State, Army, Cal, Florida State, Georgia Tech, Iowa, Michigan, Mizzou, Purdue, Toledo, UCF, and West Virginia. This is also the episode where Spencer does one of the worst things he's ever done on this show, and we're sorry but we cannot control him. Is this a bad time to mention that Shutdown Fullcast has been nominated for best Sports +Recreation podcast in this year’s People’s Choice Podcast Awards? It is? Too bad! Cast your vote for Shutdown Fullcast at https://www.podcastawards.com/app/signup before July 31st. (One vote per category.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2019 Preview, Part 2: The Bluest Teams

Tue, 09 Jul 2019 20:22:00 GMT

Our super dumb season preview continues with THE BLUE CONFERENCE, home to Boise State, Buffalo, Georgia Southern, Kentucky, Memphis, and Penn State in one division and Arizona, Navy, North Carolina, Notre Dame, Pitt, and UCLA in the other. Holly and Spencer were out for this one, so we brought on special guest Alex Kirshner and person who is on the show all the time Brian Floyd. Does that mean we talked about football and not nonsense? Friend, no. No, it does not. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2019 Preview, Part 1: The Reddest Teams

Tue, 02 Jul 2019 18:34:18 GMT

It's season preview time, and this year we're realigning all* of college football by the only system that matters to us: uniform color! We begin with THE RED CONFERENCE, a twelve team league consisting of Alabama, Minnesota, Mississippi State, Oklahoma, Texas A&M, and Washington Statein one division and Georgia, Nebraska, NC State, Stanford, Utah, and Wisconsin in the other. Who will reign supreme? How will we even decide that? What Bill C. secrets will we reveal, changing your whole understanding of this show? Listen to find out! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Live at the Ann Arbor Downtown Library

Tue, 25 Jun 2019 19:45:22 GMT

As the capper to our 2019 Charity Bowl, we headed up to Ann Arbor for a live show on the most sensible day to stay inside possible: the summer solstice, with amazing weather. And because this was a Michigan show, we had to do Michigan things, like: - War trivia - Auditing the business departments of the Big Ten - War fan fiction - Explaining how all of football owes its existence to Michigan - Generally feeling superior to Michigan State in all things Special thanks to the Ann Arbor District Library and the squad at MGoBlog helping make this show possible. (Unless you hate it, in which case they had nothing to do with it.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Beatdowns: A Retrospective

Tue, 18 Jun 2019 18:58:13 GMT

No team wants to catch a beatdown, but wanting can only get you so far in life, as it turns out. Usually, that beatdown comes at the hands of a powerhouse, like the USWNT, or Oklahoma, or UConn Football. In every case, a beatdown is something to be beheld and regarded, like a freak accident or a zoo animal that gets stuck on the roof of a skyscraper. We will not shame those who deliver beatdowns in this home. We will seek them out and remind you that they are real, and that they can happen at any level, at any time. Especially if you're at a Rutgers game. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Scary Stories to Tell in #Pac12AfterDark

Tue, 11 Jun 2019 18:43:13 GMT

The world's only college football podcast always makes the most logical choice, and that is why this episode is about SPOOKY STORIES TO TELL AROUND THE CAMPFIRE. Topics include: - Which coach’s head is secretly held on to his body by a velvet ribbon? - Ryan is not in this show because every terrible story you ever heard about New York came true at once, in his bloodstream - A great deal of time is spent in Indiana without properly taunting Indiana, and for that we apologize in advance - Also a lot of freshwater ecology talk, for some reason Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

BLOOD WEEK HISTORY: The SEC's Bowlpocalypse

Tue, 04 Jun 2019 18:27:35 GMT

The Blood Week History Series turns its gory eye to Bowl Season, (No, bowl season is not a week, but all measures of time are human constructs anyways.) Though many candidates were worthy of consideration for the bloodiest bowl season, only one included: - A beloved postseason donnybrook - Former SWC powerhouses squaring off - Persistent Boise State doubt, somehow - Well-regarded Mississippi teams (plural!) - Disrespected Ohio State BLOOD WEEK HISTORY! THE ONLY COURSE CREDIT IS DOOM! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Actual Football News, Offseason Halftime Hangover Edition

Tue, 28 May 2019 17:47:50 GMT

Look, it's the incredibly rare bird known as An Offseason Fullcast Episode About Football! As we start counting down to the start of the 2019 season, we want you to feel fully informed about the news in our fair sport, including: - Rule changes! - Video game changes! - Coaching changes! In the XFL! - Beer changes! - Hockey! For real, hockey! On a more serious note, we want to send our condolences to the friends and family of Auburn radio announcer Rod Bramblett and Paula Bramblett, who died in a car accident over Memorial Day weekend. If you're interested in participating in the fundraiser for their children, the link's below. https://www.gofundme.com/rod-and-paula-bramblett-family-memorial-fund Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Animal Disasters, Part 2: Too Dark for Texas

Tue, 21 May 2019 17:35:41 GMT

You know how we did a live show in Austin centered around animal mishaps? Well, there were several stories you submitted that we did not feel comfortable reading into a microphone in front of actual people. So we saved them for this episode, where we could read them into a microphone to digital people, who are not real. Topics include: - Ocean's 11 But Dogs - Prissy, the Radical Feminist Cow - Woodchucks + Fireworks = John Wuck - Tom Hanks as a unit of measurement - Unregistered Iowa Petting Zoo(s) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Greatest Blood Week in the History of Week 1

Tue, 14 May 2019 16:55:59 GMT

Blood Week: the week (or weeks) in a college football season where maximum chaos is realized, and the status quo is upturned by as many upsets as the sport can stuff into its craw in one stretch. That usually happens in the middle of the schedule, but there's no rule saying Blood Week has to be then. So we decided to hunt for the bloodiest Week 1 in the sport's history. Without totally spoiling it, our choice includes: - A wasted trip to Anaheim, California - Golf clubs used as rescue devices - A mountain hero named Earl Remember - if you enjoy the Shutdown Fullcast, tell a friend and leave us a nice review! If you do not enjoy the Shutdown Fullcast, write your thoughts down on a letter that will be sent to us only upon your death! We won't be able to argue with you! Ultimate victory is within your grasp!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Your College Team as Biblical Character or Story

Tue, 07 May 2019 18:41:24 GMT

It's time for you to get some religion, and by religion I mean finding the story, character, or book of the Bible that best fits different college teams and entities. We split the good book into different assignments: Ryan leads off with the New Testament, Holly gives us a very personal digression into the Book of Revelation, and Jason takes the Old Testament with a few bonus books. Spencer? Spencer didn't do his homework, and is condemned to Hell. Or possibly saved from Hell because this podcast concept is inherently blasphemous? Unclear. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

College football's most rewatchable games

Tue, 30 Apr 2019 19:34:02 GMT

Did you know: there are no college football games scheduled to be played in May, or June, or July of this year. So we might as well talk about old games we enjoy rewatching. (We does not mean Ryan, who lives in a remote hamlet without access to electricity. Stupid, stupid Ryan.) Topics include: Welcome to the EDSBS Book Club, may god have mercy on your soul / College football games we all would watch right now / The time Oregon blew a 31-0 lead to a TCU team with a backup QB named "Bram Kohlhausen" / A review of infamous and inhumane beatdowns we would watch with glee POWERED BY BIG ANGEL ENERGY Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

BOLD MARVEL TAKES, with Steven "Batman" Godfrey

Tue, 23 Apr 2019 19:58:59 GMT

This is what happens when you get five people who have spent way too much time watching or rewatching comic book movies and then let them indulge their most polarizing selves. Captain Marvel is a NASCAR movie. Terrence Howard should have stayed as Rhodey! The MCU did Brexit! Thank you for listening to our college football podcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Our 2019 Mock Draft, with Lessons for Kyle

Tue, 16 Apr 2019 21:03:06 GMT

Harry Lyles Jr. joins us for a very serious and analytical 2019 NFL Mock Draft, because we definitely know all of the team needs in this Draft and have ground as much tape as humanly possible to identify breakout stars and busts. We would never make a bunch of dumb joke picks that left one of the best players completely skipped over in the first round while a kicker got taken in the top 15. And we definitely would not forget who plays for the Miami Dolphins! That's not this show, because this show is about SERIOUS FOOTBALL SERIOUSNESS. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Football needs these first-time champs

Tue, 09 Apr 2019 16:22:58 GMT

We're here to ponder which schools would be the funniest first-time national champs in college football (oh right, we cover college football). Oregon is not discussed in this context, because Michael Dyer was down. And first, let's discuss the funnest parts of the 2019 Charity Bowl, which allows you to: - help people in need - shame your rivals - force Spencer to get a 1990 Citrus Bowl Champs tattoo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Everything is Rasslin'

Tue, 02 Apr 2019 19:26:46 GMT

- But first, Holly has some enriching homework for you - How pro wrestling explains college football and everything else - Kofi Kingston vs. Vince McMahon, the most uncomfortably on-the-nose wrestling feud - A lot about LeBron, for some reason - That's a lie - There's never a reason - Some more wrestling stuff happens? - The offseason will continue and some day the universe will end, thanks for listening Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Pants Confessions

Tue, 26 Mar 2019 19:26:21 GMT

Los Homely Boys got together in person to talk about the important social issue of the day: Dan Mullen's billowy pants. Per Fullcast statute, there is also some discussion of the Bible and Star Wars, both of which, again, are related to pants. Don't worry, though - we've made our own individual fashion choices that didn't pan out, and so did a couple SPECIAL TEMPORARY GUESTS! Also! If you haven't yet, please take the Vox Media Podcast Newtork audience survey! It takes no more than five minutes, and it really helps out the show. You can find that survey here: https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/3X6WMNF Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Least Safe For Work Fullcast Ever

Tue, 19 Mar 2019 13:11:29 GMT

What podcast can take a screenshot of a simple chyron error from a local news station in Alabama and turn it into a hastily planned, poorly recorded episode about the SEC Sex Tournament as if that's a real thing or a worthwhile topic? You know who, buddy. You know damn well who. Please note: no episode of the Shutdown Fullcast feels safe for children but this one probably shouldn't even be played on a device that children might later use. Just throw your phone into one of those biohazard bins at the doctor's office after you finish listening. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Animal Disasters, Part 1 (Live at SXSW!)

Wed, 13 Mar 2019 14:57:48 GMT

The Shutdown Fullcast heads to the home of Big Cow himself for our first ever ANIMAL DISASTERS episode. What kind of disasters? - The kind where someone decides "a gun in a Publix" is a solution - The kind that involve early 20th century Atlantic City - The kind where your Dad ends up putting multiple holes in the wall - The kind where a mascot becomes a serial killer - Tennessee Volunteers football And so forth. Somehow, Ryan forgot to bring up Noah at all on this episode! What an idiot. (Please note: this is a slightly shorter episode than usual because we cut out the Q&A portion of the show. You gotta show up in person if you want to learn those secrets, sucker.) We are conducting an audience survey to better serve you. It takes no more than five minutes, and it really helps out the show. Please take our survey here: https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/3X6WMNF Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

EMERGENCY CONFERENCE CALL: Operation Varsity Blues

Tue, 12 Mar 2019 20:22:00 GMT

- Yes, the dings stop eventually - IT'S WATER POLO CRIMES DAY! - Psychological profile of hero fugitive Aunt Becky - Consider Arizona State and stay out of jail, you rich nerds - Which SEC team best combines Lord of the Rings and paintball? - Live Brexit updates and analysis - Our new and forever enemy, the worst brand on earth: Mossimo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

FANTASY DRAFT: American States

Tue, 05 Mar 2019 21:25:38 GMT

We, the 2019 State Draft GMs, are splitting the country into five teams for very weird reasons. Why are we doing this at all? You ask too many questions! Just like a cop! WE GOT A COP HERE! - Four teams are good. One is bad. I think you know where Florida ends up - What's the point of this? How do you win? I'm surprised you think there's an answer, but thank you for trying - Who'll be the first to pick a state that was already picked? - What is the state dessert of Missouri? - More explosive: DK Metcalf or the state of Mississippi's geology itself? - Which of us is just playing an actual board game the entire time? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Superheroes vs. the NFL Combine

Tue, 26 Feb 2019 23:00:24 GMT

Yup, it's Combine time, but we're gonna talk about comic books so deal with it. TOPICS INCLUDE: - Jared Lorenzen would dust you - Vernon Davis vs. The Hulk, who ya got - To this day, all DC characters are written by 8-year-old boys - Character risk? Captain America’s old tweets are a red flag - Which Big 12 team is Galactus? - Advanced analytics: We already know which X-Man would win the 3-cone drill - We love our big stupid Thor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The World's Only AAF Podcast

Tue, 19 Feb 2019 21:49:31 GMT

With the signature timeliness only the Shutdown Fullcast can bring, we're here to discuss football's hot new league, the AAF. It's definitely financially stable and you know that because Rick Neuheisel came here from the Pac-12 Network. Everything he touches turns to gold! I'm pretty sure there's some weird Papa John talk on here as well, though that could be true of any Fullcast episode. Ok, have a great day! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Crootin' and Cuttin': Signing Day Lawncare Tips

Tue, 12 Feb 2019 19:29:13 GMT

Holly, Spencer, and Jason are joined by Bud Elliott, SB Nation's foremost recruiting expert/lawncare superexpert/State of Florida hypersuper expert. They answer your questions about all of those topics and also get easily distracted, because that's how this show works. Topics include: The hardest positions to evaluate from high school to college Bud goes in on FSU again Lawns are just places to store unwanted dads Chip Kelly wants you to pick a lunch place Why you should text recruits because the phone is now evil Scouting Bad Boy Mowers' catalog for five-star recruits Very hesitant and skeptical Tennessee praise Chip Kelly doesn't like any of the places you picked for lunch Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Coaching Carousel Quiz

Tue, 05 Feb 2019 19:29:51 GMT

You might not have been paying close attention to all the coaching changes in college football over the last couple months, what with bowl games and the playoff and early signing day and the New Year's party you planned that went off the rails because Todd brought Bacardi 151 even though you only asked him to get a couple bottles of wine. Most of us weren't paying attention either, so Jason decided to quiz us as a team to see how many coaching hires we could name. But first Ryan made everyone talk about Noah, and then Spencer and Holly wanted to share a story of the new friend they made during Super Bowl week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A Super Bowl Preview! (if by the Super Bowl you mean Ohio State football and Ohio as a place)

Tue, 29 Jan 2019 22:25:48 GMT

Hanif Abdurraqib (@NifMuhammad) is an accomplished poet, essayist, and cultural critic who has a new book coming out, Go Ahead in the Rain: Notes to A Tribe Called Quest. He's also from Columbus and an Ohio State fan, so yeah, we made him talk about Craig Krenzel, the Ohio-Florida mirror relationship, and where he was when the Buckeyes lost to Purdue this year. We also talked about children being mean to Tom Brady because it's good when children are mean to Tom Brady. Tell your children to be mean to Tom Brady, please! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Your (and our) Offseason Goals

Tue, 15 Jan 2019 21:49:06 GMT

The offseason is upon us, which means it's time for all of us to set goals for ourselves and our teams. Will we achieve them? Probably not, but that will not stop us from doing this all again next year. Go Human Brains! Topics on this episode include: 3:21 - The Fullcast hosts as Pokemon types 4:29 - A tribute to a truly great college football hater 15:41 - Your/Our Offseason Goals! 26:57 - What if Dan Mullen poses nude with a shark? 35:12 - Let’s talk about the White House Burger Spread 48:12 - Ok more of Your Offseason Goals Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Our favorite moments of 2018, now that BAMA LOST LOL

Wed, 09 Jan 2019 19:55:11 GMT

The 2018 college football season ended with a shocking humiliation of Alabama, so let's review the title game and the best oddball things that happened along the way. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The 2018-19 Championship Conference Call

Tue, 08 Jan 2019 04:46:31 GMT

That's right, it's the MIDGAME SHUTDOWN CONFERENCE FULLCALL! Featuring: - Special guests Pablo Torre and Bomani Jones - The audio just totally fucking dying pretty early on and poor Pablo wondering what he's been duped into - Delayed reactions to some of the football action because streaming - Snake governments and strip club franchising and casting the movie of this game - About as much football talk as you'd expect Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

America's Huge Jeans - The 2018 National Championship Preview

Fri, 04 Jan 2019 21:20:45 GMT

That's right, it's time to talk about the last game of the college football season...a third of the way into this college football podcast. GO FULLCAST GO! Your itinerary follows: 3:22 - Does the Bay Area know they’re hosting the National Championship? 8:38 - A brief, NSFW John Mellencamp digression 9:51 - PODCAST BUSINESS 16:22 - The Coaches Room Broadcast, except we get Mark Richt a little baked 17:47 - He’s Big Cow, etc. 20:08 - The point at which we actually start talking about Clemson-Bama 42:26 - Listeners propose alternate title game locations Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Mount Rushmore of Notre Dame losses

Mon, 31 Dec 2018 17:43:45 GMT

Yup, the Fighting Irish made it to a big game and got killed, a thing that has happened so many times before that we got to revisit several regular season and bowl game failings by Notre Dame before we even started to talk about the most recent one. Playoff Like A Champion Today! Other topics include: 13:27 - Die Hard explains the Playoffs, kind of, not really 17:03 - If you’re a Gamecock fan just skip like three minutes ahead at this point 19:33 - Nope, not here for your playoff complaints 24:42 - Hey, why did Georgia miss the playoff again? 27:29 - Spencer taunted a Michigan child 37:04 - Farewell, Mark Richt / Bienvenue, Ryan Brothers Farting On Boats (Yeah, we recorded that entire last segment within the 9 hours where Mark Richt had retired and Manny Diaz had not yet taken the job.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

40 for 40: The 2018 Outback through Sugar Bowls

Sat, 29 Dec 2018 15:20:03 GMT

Appearing on this program per usual: Spencer, Holly, Jason Appearing on this program only via submitted texts to his cohosts because he lost his voice and getting sick during the holidays is some bullshit: Ryan Bowls discussed on this episode: 6:06: THE OUTBACK BOWL 17:49: THE CITRUS BOWL 24:18: THE FIESTA BOWL 31:50: THE ROSE BOWL 41:32: THE SUGAR BOWL How much we love you: Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis much! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

40 for 40: The 2018 Military though Gator Bowls

Thu, 27 Dec 2018 04:59:39 GMT

Fun fact! We recorded this right before the playoff semifinal disaster, so you can start to see things unraveling. Bowls covered on this episode include: 7:13 - THE MILITARY BOWL 22:18 - THE SUN BOWL 27:55 - THE REDBOX BOWL 35:19 - THE LIBERTY BOWL 44:00 - THE HOLIDAY BOWL 48:55 - THE GATOR BOWL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Behind The Fullcast - A Special Look At How A Terrible Podcast Gets Made

Sun, 23 Dec 2018 19:53:07 GMT

Technically, this is our 40 for 40 for the Cotton and Orange Bowls, which are both semifinals in the Playoff. But it's really not that at all. Instead, it's a box of broken Christmas ornaments and mouse droppings. So rather than just give you that box, I'm going to explain why the ornaments are like that and how I don't think we can get rid of the mice. Hooray! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

40 for 40: The 2018 Music City through Arizona Bowls

Sat, 22 Dec 2018 19:40:41 GMT

Nope, this is also not the one that went super wrong. Though it does have an interlude where Spencer and Holly have to clean up a spill and Jason and Ryan are basically left talking to themselves, which we didn't edit out because why lie to you like that? Topics on this episode: 3:12 - THE MUSIC CITY BOWL 12:08 - THE CAMPING WORLD BOWL 26:37 - THE ALAMO BOWL 37:31 - THE PEACH BOWL 39:46 - THE BELK BOWL 47:11 - THE ARIZONA BOWL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

40 for 40: The 2018 First Responder through Texas Bowls

Thu, 20 Dec 2018 21:12:08 GMT

Please note: this is not the episode where everything goes terribly, terribly wrong. We'll get to that one, don't worry. This is just the normal amount of things going wrong, focused on the following bowls: 2:28 - THE FIRST RESPONDER BOWL 10:01 - THE QUICK LANE BOWL 15:17 - THE CHEEZ-IT BOWL 27:47 - THE INDEPENDENCE BOWL 32:32 - THE PINSTRIPE BOWL 43:21 - THE TEXAS BOWL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

40 for 40: The 2018 Birmingham through Hawaii Bowls

Tue, 18 Dec 2018 02:27:28 GMT

Yup, still doing these. Nope, not particularly close to done yet. Eh, not really sure what we feel like having for dinner tonight. Maybe soup, but like a hearty soup? But not a creamy soup. Makes us all congested. Topics on this episode: 3:35 - THE BIRMINGHAM BOWL 19:45 - THE ARMED FORCES BOWL 29:27 - THE DOLLAR GENERAL BOWL 35:02 - THE HAWAII BOWL Notes from our sponsors:LEGO: In today's show you heard advertising content from The LEGO Store. With LEGO, every gift has a story. Start your story today at https://LEGO.build/Shutdown-Ship Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

40 for 40: The 2018 Boca Raton through Famous Idaho Potato Bowls

Wed, 12 Dec 2018 19:32:08 GMT

Our long trek through bowl season continues, though on this episode we move forward without the assistance of Jason Kirk (he's fine and you'll see him later, don't be so damn dramatic). On this episode, we talk about: 2:22 THE BOCA RATON BOWL 8:20 THE FRISCO BOWL 14:02 THE GASPARILLA BOWL 24:35 THE BAHAMAS BOWL 31:16 THE FAMOUS IDAHO POTATO BOWL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

40 for 40: The 2018 New Mexico through New Orleans Bowls

Mon, 10 Dec 2018 17:23:41 GMT

It's the time of year when you, college football fan, crave deep, detailed, football-focused previews for the multitude of bowl games that are fast approaching. But we didn't do that last year, or the year before, and we're not doing it this year. This is 40 FOR 40, the series in which we give every bowl game as much time as we think it merits and talk about whatever even slightly bowl adjacent topics occur to us. It will always be this way and never improve. Games featured on this episode: 1:26 - THE NEW MEXICO BOWL 11:09 - THE CURE BOWL 17:59 - THE LAS VEGAS BOWL 29:15 - THE CAMELLIA BOWL 30:39 - THE NEW ORLEANS BOWL ––– Notes from our sponsors:LEGO: In today's show you heard advertising content from The LEGO Store. With LEGO, every gift has a story. Start your story today at https://LEGO.build/Shutdown-Pop Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

HOLIDAY SEASON HOT TAKES 2018

Wed, 05 Dec 2018 18:01:40 GMT

Not quite time for bowl previews yet (don't worry, those suckers are looming) so we took an episode to just review your BOLD BRASH HOLIDAY OPINIONS. Topics include: 3:54 - Which Fullcast hosts hate Christmas/Holly yells at those people 7:10 - Some discussion of Army-Navy because this is the only college football podcast after all 8:51 - HOLIDAY HOT TAKE 1: Drugs and sex are the best part of the season 11:44 - HOLIDAY HOT TAKE 2: The lead up to Christmas is better than Christmas itself 13:46 - HOLIDAY HOT TAKE 3: Egg nog is tasty/Elf is a good movie 17:10 - HOLIDAY HOT TAKE 4: Santa is a deadbeat dad to the world 20:50 - Spencer only recently learned the whole deal with how sunglasses work 25:36 - Holly & Jason’s favorite Christmas movie 28:06 - HOLIDAY HOT TAKE 5: Elf on the Shelf is a Cop 30:46 - Tree Talk! (not Stanford related) 32:35- HOLIDAY HOT TAKE 6: Hanukkah is better 35:49 - Garrett bought you a new car and ruined Christmas 39:16 - HOLIDAY HOT TAKE 7: Don’t take turns opening presents, just go feral 44:26 - HOLIDAY HOT TAKE 8: Cash is the best gift you can receive Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dawg For A Day - Championship Week Reviewed

Mon, 03 Dec 2018 16:38:36 GMT

I'm gonna be straight with you: I (Ryan) am pretty sleepy this morning so I did not go through the podcast for timestamps of what we discussed. I do know that we hit every conference championship game in some form or another, and that we did not let Iowa State almost losing to Drake escape our watch, and that this episode is brought to you by our friends at LEGO. But I still love you and want you to do great things and I will hopefully time stamp the next episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Spencer's Dumb War with Stanley Tucci - Championship Week, Previewed

Wed, 28 Nov 2018 19:05:00 GMT

Dr. Pepper killed Larry Culpepper, brought us one of TV’s greatest performances, and remains your only student debt savior. Also it’s time to talk about Dr. Pepper knockoffs. Other topics include! 6:42 - Spencer launches his doomed, stupid, unnecessary war against beloved actor Stanley Tucci 9:03 - Championship Week is not RIVALRY WEEK but it’s still maybe good? 14:30 - Memphis-UCF and our great idea for a BBQ restaurant where all your food is served inside a wrestling ring 20:31 - Holly wrongly assumes that UNC hiring Mack Brown means he won’t be calling games on TV anymore 26:38 - The Red River Respect/Recognition Rumble Ruckus 29:31 - How can we reach maximum chaos this weekend? 33:13 - Back on Stanley Tucci for some damn reason, and now Spencer drags Ludacris into it because Spencer is the worst 37:37 - Fine we’ll talk about the SEC Championship whatever 41:51 - Kliff Kingsbury’s not going to Bama leads to tales of Holgo History leads to pondering if Burger King served booze 48:41- Ryan put Marshall-Virginia Tech on the discussion list, and that’s fine 51:41 - We plead with the MWC to move their conference championship kickoff time 53:47 - Our plans for the Pac-12 Network (it’s not available to you) and how the SEC can get even cheaper 56:46 - Gus Malzahn should mail it in or cheat or leave or all three Notes from our sponsors:LEGO: In today's show you heard advertising content from The LEGO Store. With LEGO, every gift has a story. Start your story today at https://LEGO.build/Shutdown-Ship Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hate Week Review: Never fight Kevin Faulk, dummy

Mon, 26 Nov 2018 17:02:42 GMT

In a stunning first for the Shutdown Fullcast, we spend 21 STRAIGHT MINUTES at the top of the show talking about a football game: LSU-A&M, which went to 7 overtimes, made for a bunch of silly numbers, and, oh yeah, gave us some real ill-advised fighting at the end of it. Other topics include! 7:04 - A brief digression to talk about French Stewart and his origins 22:20 - Egg Bowl scrappin’ featuring Wright Thompson reading play by play 26:09 - The Godfrey/Jason Arizona Chicken Bet reaches its fateful conclusion 30:13 - The freezing, bitter disappointment that was the Apple Cup 32:41 - Spencer and Ryan connect over the most painful game of Rivalry Week 36:15 - We don’t even stay on Ohio State/Michigan for a minute before getting distracted by Minnesota/Wisconsin, this podcast is well-organized and good 39:56 - Wake Forest-Duke: The Nerd Battle For Control Of Hell 45:06 - ***ALERT*** UConn Football Discussion ***Alert*** 52:05 - Pitt’s superweapon continues to charge 60:10 - The non-coaching change that we care most about Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

RIVALRY WEEK PREVIEW TIME (RIVALRY WEEK!)

Wed, 21 Nov 2018 19:43:48 GMT

Most people call this Thanksgiving week, but you know better. This is RIVALRY WEEK, the week where rivals play each other, except when they do that earlier in the season, or if they have multiple rivals, or if they just refuse to play each other any more. In the spirit of RIVALRY WEEK, we discuss: 2:03 - How most RIVALRY WEEK teams and fans are actually basically the same 4:13 - Spencer’s favorite RIVALRY WEEK game every year 7:37 - Major Applewhite makes a good case for sitting out if you can get rich in the Draft 10:44 - If UCF beats USF in RIVALRY WEEK, what else do they need to reach the Playoff? 14:16 - Oklahoma-West Virginia is not technically RIVALRY WEEK but we did invent Turduckoon 17:55 - BUT HELL YEAH APPLE CUP IS RIVALRY WEEK 20:45 - Michigan-Ohio State EXPENSIVE ANXIETY RIVALRY WEEK 29:11 - CLEAN OLD-FASHIONED RIVALRY WEEK 30:46 - Ryan vs. His Persistent Doubt In Florida For No Reason is its own RIVALRY WEEK 33:44 - BUTT BOWL BUTT BOWL BUTT BOWL 36:40 - iron bowl i guess 40:28 - CROSS PODCAST CHICKEN RIVALRY WEEK IN ARIZONA and some other stuff but i got tired of listing it all out. Sorry. ––– Notes from our sponsors: Special thanks to this week's sponsor, The LEGO Store. With LEGO, every gift has a story. Start your story today at https://LEGO.build/Shutdown-Pop. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Red Dead Redemption 2 Bonus Episode

Tue, 20 Nov 2018 14:19:54 GMT

Featuring special guests Richard Johnson and Matt Brown, who help us discuss important gamer topics like: - Should you hitch your horse or accept you will smash it into a tree before long? - What if someone on the trail says something rude to you? - Can you play this game with a toddler and not ruin them for life? - Wait, there's an art museum brawl? - Spencer shot a blind man, but it was on accident and while he was trying to do something cool so maybe that's ok? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Let Us All Agree That Week 12 Is Over - Week 12 Review

Mon, 19 Nov 2018 16:45:46 GMT

Spencer does not do a British accent on this episode, but he does do a Australianish accent and a surprisingly impressive impression of the Dog Woof setting on a Casio keyboard. Other topics include: 1:38 - Spencer starts an inadvertent future war with Glenn Close 4:38 - A tale of herculean cricketer beer drinking on an international flight 8:00 - Spencer starts a second inadvertent future war with Daniel Day-Lewis 12:19 - Jason reveals the STARTLING TRUTH behind SoCon Saturday 17:58 - Ron Zook to Ohio State/USC/Illinois? 22:45 - 2016 Rutgers vs. 2018 Rutgers, A Terrible Trivia Game 29:51 - An actual discussion of Clay Helton, it seems 33:23 - SPENCER HALL, THE HUMAN DOG SETTING ON A CASIO KEYBOARD 35:36 - Thank you for nothing, Syracuse 40:46 - Kneel before your Chicken King 45:34 - Let Les coach against Texas! 47:05 - FCS Playoff Time!!! 55:35 - Let’s imagine a world where FBS uses a 24 team playoff Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

BONUS EPISODE: Wakeyleaks, from It Seemed Smart

Fri, 16 Nov 2018 15:31:43 GMT

Wake Forest coach Dave Clawson thought something was up when the Louisville defense read the Demon Deacons’ plays like they knew what was coming — even with plays Wake Forest had never used before. Teams have had spies for as long as college football has existed, but Wake was dealing with something entirely new: The plays were being stolen by someone standing on their own sideline. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This is the REEEEEMIIIIIX - Week 12 Preview (kind of)

Wed, 14 Nov 2018 18:23:52 GMT

No, we don't talk much about the actual games this week. Maybe that's a mistake and they'll all be really good and have a bunch of upsets. If so, we'll pretend we knew that all along and never admit we were wrong. 0:12 Starting off with a discussion of loins 3:43 What Nick Saban has taught Spencer about parenting 5:09 Ryan raises a challenging pediatric issue (it’s about poop) 10:53 A comprehensive listing of the Week 12 games that are fine 13:46 We rebel against the tyranny of schedule makers 19:17 WAZZU VS. VEST VIRGINIA leads to a discussion of how bad Darth Vader probably smelled 21:58 ARIZONA VS. OKLAHOMA STATE and how Fox’s NFL coverage would handle the death of a president 26:11 PITT VS. BAMA and a farewell to the Peter Man 30:54 AUBURN VS. UAB and Jason explaining why Florida needs to lose to save the Birmingham Bowl 33:38 TEXAS A&M VS. whoever Iowa State is playing, not sure? 38:06 ALABAMA VS. THE OAKLAND RAIDERS and Spencer’s weird admiration for Mark Davis 42:05 USC VS. COLORADO and why you can model your professional life after Todd Graham Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bobby Petrino fired for...being bad (at his job) - Week 11 Review

Mon, 12 Nov 2018 16:01:16 GMT

This isn't a warning you should need, but this episode contains PETRINO VOICE OUT THE GATE. This podcast is not for children, or for adults, really. Other topics! 6:46 New career paths for Bobby 8:38 Cackling, maniacal Spencer on Florida-South Carolina 11:12 Michigan State lost the…punting battle??? 17:00 Sympathy for the Crimson Tide, who just didn’t have it this weekend 19:24 Boston College scored the most New England touchdown possible 22:18 The defensive wrinkle Clemson should use in the national championship 24:00 Cremation or Burial: What do we do with the VT defense? 27:41 You (yes, you, listener) are a top 20 team! 29:49 Bedlam was perfectly Bedlam in its Bedlamity 33:25 Ok Cool. Hook Em 40:00 Cackling, maniacal Holly on Tennessee-Kentucky Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Fullcast Returns Home - Week 11 Preview

Wed, 07 Nov 2018 18:39:09 GMT

Hey look, a podcast that you can listen to as a podcast! We're constantly innovating like that over here at Fullcast Audio Technologies and Pool Supplies. Topics on this week's episode include: 2:22 - Jason comes up with a podcast plan in the event of our deaths 7:45 - Presidents who could be Georgia QBs based on our foolproof rules 12:06 - Debating the worst possible future for Auburn 18:49 - Louisville discussion with ZERO Creepy Petrino Voice! 22:23 - Spencer’s janky solution for Seasonal Affective Disorder 23:52 - Fresno! Boise State! Milk Can Battle! 27:03 - Decisions in the Fullcast vote for Job Mike Gundy Won’t Take and Bad Ohio State Loss In 2019 29:35 - Talking about Phil Fulmer’s creative control/Jeremy Pruitt’s fuel source for some reason that is not clear to me in retrospect 32:56 - Spencer learns no lessons week to week 36:23 - SANDMAN LOCK OF THE WEEK ($$$) 38:22 - Bigfoot Erotica, the path to political success 45:10 - The vote for Worst Fullcast Idea of 2018 48:38 - LSU, Arkansas, and Brick Shithouses 51:46 - Caution: Speedy Dudes! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Which Playoff is your best friend? - Week 10 Preview

Tue, 06 Nov 2018 20:03:40 GMT

On this episode! 3:35: Why being ranked 8th or 9th is best, in college football or life in general 7:47: **WARNING - PETRINO VOICE SEGMENT** 11:28: Deciding which listeners we could be friends with based on the Playoff teams they’d most enjoy seeing 25:30: Steve Addazio, World War II buff 35:40: Jason suggests Pitt’s superweapon is still charging (featuring Yinzer Emperor Palpatine) 38:55: An examination of Gus Law 45:32: SANDMAN CALLIN 51:58: Spencer says Michigan should be worried about Penn State, with little to no evidence 55:05: Ryan shares a deeply personal but boring fear 58:44: LSU, Bama, and dying at the bottom of the Grand Canyon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Welcome...to the Shutdown Fullcall!

Tue, 06 Nov 2018 19:59:56 GMT

Because we continue to be plagued by "we can't actually send new podcast episodes out to anyone for some reason" problems (which we do explain to the best of our ability in this show), we made the brave and brilliant decision to embrace a new and emerging form of technology: the conference call. What you're about to hear is us and 700 muted guests* doing something roughly like our usual weekly review, except this time we couldn't edit anything out. Fun! *There is a hell moment at the end where they are all simultaneously unmuted. You have been warned. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Foolproof Cures from Spencer Hall, Frontier Doctor - Week 9 Reviewed

Mon, 29 Oct 2018 04:34:12 GMT

We open our college football podcast the way you'd expect: by running through a buncha Red Dead 2 misadventure on the parts of Jason and Spencer. Further topics include! 13:19 - Hooboy Georgia Tech tore through Virginia Tech 16:20 - Ryan calls the DUDEVOLUTIONARIES OF THE WORLD to answer Boston College’s call 17:19 - Entirely too much time spent on Kentucky-Mizzou 22:47 - Maybe not enough time talking about Washington losing to Cal, which tenuously leads to Texas losing to Oklahoma State via a Wazzu detour 30:45 - Which SEC Quarterback am I? 36:16 - Spencer shares the greatest historic example of QB leadership 37:20 - Jason asks would you rather: lose as a 24 point favorite or lose after leading by 28? 40:04 - A pretty rational discussion of Florida-Georgia 43:18 - SHIRTLESS FSU PROFESSOR READIN’ IN THE STANDS 46:01 - We warned you, Oregon! 52:05 - Iowa has broken the rules of literary genres Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

THERE MIGHT BE BLOOD: Week 9 Previewed

Wed, 24 Oct 2018 17:58:45 GMT

We open this episode with the most important story in college football: the woman who married her best friend's dad and became her stepmom. But don't worry, we move on to other important topics like: 7:18: Spencer gets mistaken for a human trafficker 9:48: PODCAST BUSINESS, including a new Spencer podcast that doesn't sound like regurgitated garbage. You can find that on various podcast platforms like Apple Podcasts | Google Podcasts | Spotify | Stitcher | Overcast | Pocket Casts | RadioPublic 14:24: Half of us don’t know how old our siblings are/Ryan’s parents are salmon 19:52: We actually start previewing Week 9, including Dana Holgorsen’s Casino Youth Group 24:50: APP STATE IS RANKED DO NOT FORGET THIS FACT 29:09: Ryan tries to talk about Friday games but is summarily rejected 31:51: Followed by Jason talking about UNC VERSUS UVA WHAT A DICK 36:20: A vision of the future that ends with Iowa playing for the national championship 44:36: Spencer tries to avoid talking about Florida-Georgia 51:06: Yeah USF probably won’t be undefeated much longer 57:12: Kentucky-Mizzou, the headless man vs. the disembodied head 60:50: SANDMAN HOT GAMBLIN TIPS 63:14: A month-long, tripartite Chicken Bet Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Edited Version - Week 8 Reviewed

Mon, 22 Oct 2018 05:13:06 GMT

I (Ryan) wasn't on this episode, and apparently my chucklehead cohosts screwed up the recording somehow and had to do the episode over again. HA! I AM NOT THE SOLE CAUSE OF PROBLEMS, JERKS. But I have no idea what they talked about on this so just go on faith, I guess. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Buyouts Are No Obstacle If You Are Truly Rich - Week 8 Preview

Wed, 17 Oct 2018 17:38:12 GMT

Gus Malzahn is owed a lot of money by Auburn. But if Auburn truly believes in prosperity theology, they won't let that hold them back! (Louisvlle, you're a different case, and you know that, but we believe in you, too.) OTHER TOPICS:Jason makes a convincing case that who you are at 14 is who you are foreverSpencer makes us talk about several Pac-12 games that nobody actually wants to think aboutThe Alabama-Tennessee game goes undiscussed because we fear and love Holly in equal measureSome very high quality FCS beefin'Frost buzzards in the forecast for Michigan-Michigan StateUCF and USF get to have a BONUS ROUND weekendA very special appearance by Fullcast stalwart Brian Floyd Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

BLOOD WEEK II - Week 7 Reviewed

Mon, 15 Oct 2018 04:55:11 GMT

BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK BLOOD WEEK Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Light The Tires Ablaze! Week 7 Preview

Wed, 10 Oct 2018 18:58:27 GMT

Welcome to the flaming inferno that separates Teams That Are Pretty Good from Teams That Nope No They Are Not. Which side will you fall on, Texas Tech and TCU? Do you dare test the power of the fire, Texas A&M and South Carolina? UCLA! Cal! You must also be tested, even if yes UCLA is kind of already burned completely at this point! Oh, also Barry Alvarez is building a clone in full view of the world. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

STOOPS! There It Is! - Week 6 Reviewed

Mon, 08 Oct 2018 14:06:50 GMT

We discuss: - Why Mike Stoops Was Barely Making It On 950K a Year - Why Spencer should shut the hell up about being happy because he doesn't know the meaning of pain - The joy of watching Paul Johnson sit on a grudge for 12 damn years - Mizzou/South Carolina was the most important game of the week because dear god, did you see half the bullshit that happened in that game Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Deep Fried Snakes - Week 6 Preview

Wed, 03 Oct 2018 17:37:42 GMT

That's right, the Red River Ramblin' Rigatoni Ruckus is back, with both teams ranked and looking to grab control of the Big 12. So we talked about weird food and miniature cattle and big ole rabbits. It's also the anniversary of Auburn 3-Mississippi State 2, either Rutgers or Illinois is gonna get a Big 10 win, and Miami will probably unveil some way too sexual prop just to prove they're the manliest man in mandom. Granted, we didn't talk about any of that for the first 15 minutes or so, the designated non-football portion of this podcast. This show will never get any better, no matter how much you or I would like it to. That's fun. This is all fun. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Everyone's Made Terrible Work Choices - Week 5 Review

Mon, 01 Oct 2018 04:18:22 GMT

Sure, James Franklin maybe could have called a better play at the end of the Ohio State game. And sure, maybe Bobby Petrino blew a chance to beat Florida State for almost no reason. But Jason almost ladder match'd innocent bystanders in a Publix. Further points of discussion:Kentucky is good!Notre Dame is also good and that's confusing!Nebraska is not good!Washington State may or may not be good but they have achieved PEAK AIR RAID form!Talented Mr. Ripley-ing strategies!Stop being a grumpus about fans rushing the field! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Week 5 Preview: Our Burger King is in another castle

Wed, 26 Sep 2018 18:44:33 GMT

TOPICS DISCUSSED ON THIS IMPORTANT EPISODE! All millennials are actually a thousand years old, Chip Kelly is now the highest paid public park boot camp instructor in the world, Bill Snyder literally declares "You shall not pass" and reminds everyone that he is Windbreaker Gandalf, Holly plays video games during the podcast, a short discussion of charming felonious quarterbacks, Cal is the Kentucky of the Pac-12, and do not watch whatever USC/Arizona is going to be, just don't. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Not Quite Blood Week - Week 4 Review

Mon, 24 Sep 2018 05:14:46 GMT

Ryan didn't watch very much football this weekend, so his helpful and not at all hostile friends Holly, Spencer, and Jason stepped up to give him an understanding of how yes, that was how many points Mississippi State scored and no, the Stanford and Washington wins were not in any way similar and yes, TCU and Oklahoma State both lost and no, there is no good explanation for what happened in the Old Dominion-Virginia Tech game. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sorry about the Toad thing! WEEK 4 PREVIEW

Wed, 19 Sep 2018 19:24:16 GMT

The world's most prophetic podcast continues to speak abominations into existence, most notably that news about erotic Super Mario associates. What Week 4 horrors can we create? Everyone is recording in the same chronology for once! HOW BAD is USC's offense? HOW BAD is Bobby Petrino's offense? Michigan Debate Team disavows this loss to Nebraska! Jeremy Pruitt's food groups! Which truck is your school? Lifehack: lose to Kentucky! AL.com reporter Tow Mater! Bet actual money on Buffalo-Rutgers! Honestly it's mostly more Lewd Nintendo Content. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

F**K THEM - Week 3 Review

Mon, 17 Sep 2018 14:50:17 GMT

Ed Orgeron did a cuss, but BYU won in Madison despite specifically not doing cusses, so it remains to be seen whether or not cusses are the way to win football games. Arkansas and Northwestern and USC all probably did some cusses, though you can't really blame them for that. Also there's way too much sexual discussion in this episode related to the Mario universe. Sorry. P.S. Kansas scored 55 points in a football game in 2018 and Rutgers is now a cuss. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Vans, Severed Legs, and Toledo - Week 3 Preview

Wed, 12 Sep 2018 17:22:37 GMT

Why aren't vans cool anymore? Is Steve Addazio actually Poseidon's personal trainer? What happens if Bama has to score 60 points to beat Ole Miss? Why did Jason bet real American money on UMass? What is up with Miami's road schedule? Who's gonna get a big ole dose of self-confidence this weekend by beating up a bad team? Where does Spencer think Woody Hayes's severed leg would have ended up? Why do we rely on this question structure as if it will be the thing to convince you to listen to the episode? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Week 2 Review: The Old Sickly Men of College Football

Mon, 10 Sep 2018 04:04:57 GMT

USC, come here and have some tea. Texas, we brought you epsom salts. Florida, you look like - oh, you're dead? Apparently you're dead. That's fun. Week 2 had plenty of pain and suffering for the shuffling crusty former titans of college football, as well as fun performances from Clemson-Texas A&M, USF-Georgia Tech, and Michigan State-Arizona State. Also, Jason was the only non Iowa or Iowa State fan who watched all of El Assico and in doing so he discovered a MASSIVE ESPN MEDIA LIESPIRACY. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast Live in Atlanta

Fri, 07 Sep 2018 15:26:13 GMT

You would think the three of us being in the same physical space, recording our show with the assistance of actual experts in the field, would mean this is the crispest, best sounding Fullcast episode ever. WRONG. One of our colleagues told us it sounds "like the Allied invasion of Germany." We have no plausible explanation for this, but we had a very good time with those of you who came out to the show and if you have the ear strength to muscle through, we think those of you who couldn't might enjoy this episode as well. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Week 2 Preview: Pitt's Butt Approaches

Thu, 06 Sep 2018 17:25:17 GMT

On paper, Week 2 is not as interesting as some other weeks of college football might be. Do not be fooled! These are the weeks when potential disaster awaits, like Georgia letting South Carolina hang around way too long and Georgia fans getting all worked up online. Or Kentucky could beat Florida! Or your cable box could get stuck on Virginia-Indiana! Important topics we cover include: - Ryan's proposal for Anxiety Week - Holly's breakdown of a Philadelphia insect theft - Spencer gets excited about the first Jimbo-Dabo showdown - Everyone else calls Spencer an idiot - Fun facts about the Iowa State coach who proved gambling and telecommuting go together perfectly - Penn State faces Pitt in Blake Bortleseseses ancestral spawning grounds - How Arizona State can win and lead to Mike Shanahan, Ohio State Head Coach - Tales of Overnapping - Liberty-Army, Your Facebook Uncle's Most Anticipated Game - Horse Skeletons and Matt Leinart's bartering success story - Again, Philadelphia Insect Theft Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Boss Baby Nick Saban: Week 1 Review

Tue, 04 Sep 2018 01:45:03 GMT

I, Ryan Nanni, write the descriptions for these episodes, but I was not available for this one, so I'm going to guess that Jason, Spencer, and Holly talked about:Scott Frost Day, on which Nebraska allowed no points and, shoot, no yards BLACKSHIRTS BACKTexas's commitment to making the Big Ten a deeper conference before the Longhorns themselves join the Big TenMaybe some earnest talk about Washington-Auburn, idkSpencer fawning over Ole MissConsiderably too much talk about...Hawaii, maybe? Let's say HawaiiMinimal talk about West Virginia-Tennessee because fearPondering Miami fans dressed up like Canes Iron Giant or whatever going back to their hotel in full costume just totally bummed Also, this was recorded before the FSU-VT game, so if there's no talkin' bout the Noles, that's why. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

MERRY CHRISTMAS IT'S WEEK ONE

Tue, 28 Aug 2018 18:12:02 GMT

The first full week of the 2018 season is here, and that means it's time to talk about Defending Split National Champions UCF and Alabama, Spencer doing actual research to hate on Auburn's chances against Washington, Virginia Tech's 5 man defense, a list of extremely Texas names on Texas Tech, Boston College's most perfect dude, San Diego State beating Stanford because it's part of a narrative arc, Ryan insisting Notre Dame should never have scheduled Michigan again, and Jason reminding you that Kennesaw State's approach to turnover paraphernalia is the purest and best. (Also UAB was way better than Florida and Tennessee last year even though they were basically in the "toddler who just got out of the hospital after a scary illness" stage of college football program development.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bold, Spicy Predictions for 2018

Thu, 23 Aug 2018 12:04:36 GMT

Bill Connelly joins us to assess, approve, reject, and come to terms with BOLD PREDICTIONS submitted by our listeners about Lovie Smith's coaching prowess, an LSU-Florida SEC Title Game, West Virginians fighting Bill, FCS teams triumphing over their richer brothers, and the unsolvable mystery of the ACC Coastal. Also, Jason continues to insist Texas is going 9-3. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Backyard Disasters II: The Backyardening

Tue, 21 Aug 2018 17:36:50 GMT

The second annual edition of the Fullcast's open call for your worst backyard catastrophes did not disappoint, as our listeners spent their summers setting hornet's nests on fire, watching their fathers drive lawnmowers into bodies of water, burning evergreen trees and discovering why they are called "nature's portable dynamite," taking children to the emergency room after horrific family football games, and knocking out the power to whole swaths of their hometowns by throwing used sports gear at vulnerable pieces of public infrastructure. You are all very stupid, and we are so happy about it right now. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

7 different SEC West previews at once

Tue, 14 Aug 2018 18:25:18 GMT

THAT'S RIGHT IT'S SEVEN CUSTOM TEAM PODCASTS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE! You get:OzarkHam Asylum, the Internet's only Arkansas football podcastSharks and Rec, the Internet's only Ole Miss football podcastTigah Tigah Burning Bright, the Internet's only LSU football podcastDog Save America, the Internet's only Texas A&M football podcastComedy Clang Clang, the Internet's only Mississippi State football podcastAubible.com, the Internet's only Auburn football podcast And a Bama podcast, which you'll just have to listen all the way through to find out what we did there! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Michigan Football, The Audiobook

Tue, 07 Aug 2018 19:50:45 GMT

Ok, we didn't set out to make another NPR episode but when you pretend to be a certain kind of Michigan fan you inadvertently kind of make another NPR episode. Anyways, we think Michigan's going 9-1. Listen to the episode and you'll probably put together why. BONUS: This is probably the only podcast anywhere that considers the possibility of Rutgers winning the Big Ten East. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Best Not-Football Things We Experienced

Sat, 04 Aug 2018 02:38:51 GMT

Here we are, rapidly approaching the end of the Not-Football. In this period of time, we, your hosts, have immersed ourselves in culture so that we might ignore our families unless they would like to watch us play video games. We have also done this so we can tell you about our experiences - the books, movies, TV, music, and so forth that we enjoyed the most during Not-Football, some of it hilariously dated because we're all living on dad time. Also, if you need to do a book report on The Great Gatsby but haven't read the book, just listen to this episode and you'll get a C. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Talkin' Bout The Noles

Tue, 31 Jul 2018 18:55:10 GMT

Florida State had inarguably their worst season in almost a decade, and yet they still handled Florida easily, needed a miracle to finally lose to Miami, and probably shoulda beat Clemson according to our patented Nolemetrics. They remain the kings of the ACC, a conference that is both very deep and total trash that the Seminoles are way better than. This is TALKIN' BOUT THE NOLES, the world's second FSU podcast because we're afraid Bud Elliott will sue us and win if we claim otherwise. Also the Bowden sons suck. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2018 Big 12 "Preview," by THE TEX-FILES

Tue, 24 Jul 2018 16:45:01 GMT

You've probably heard people complain that the Big 12 rigs the outcome of games. What you haven't heard is that they rig them to hurt the University of Texas - because the truth is so dangerous to those in power that they must protect their anti-Longhorn strategies at every turn. But here at The Tex-Files, we don't kneel before those conference power brokers. We only worship one thing; unsubstantiated, crackpot, paranoid truth. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Big Duck Energy

Tue, 17 Jul 2018 18:12:13 GMT

What do you get when you imagine Rex Grossman having played for Washington, discuss where Wazzzu ranks in FBS Unintentional Self Tasering, argue that Stanford and A&M are somehow alike, explain how Phil Knight's better than every other alum in the division because BUSINESS, and do it all under the watchful eye of regular co-host Brian Floyd? BIG DUCK ENERGY, the world's only Oregon podcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Questions, Answers, and a Farewell to Papa

Thu, 12 Jul 2018 16:03:41 GMT

As a token of our...shame? Contrition? Acknowledgment that we have put you, our audience, through some things lately? Yeah, that one feels right. As a token of that, we have a bonus episode that has no concepts or bits strung out for far too long and is just us being jackasses answering your questions for OVER ONE HUNDRED MINUTES. Also, we find out during recording that Papa John has fallen from his greasy pedestal. Please support our effort to install Jon Bois as the new Papa John. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Put Pitt In! (Our 2018 ACC Coastal Preview)

Tue, 10 Jul 2018 16:22:27 GMT

Pitt has long been the darling of the Shutdown Fullcast, and now it's time for that love to bear fruit in the form of PUT PITT IN, our Panther-focused podcast hosted by Jason Kirk (who has never been to Pittsburgh to my knowledge), Jeff Goldblum (or at least a very poor impersonation of him by Ryan), and Alex Kirshner (who does a Yinzer Bane speech and is basically the most important part of this episode). You can also listen if you would like to hear approximately 1.7 things about Miami, Virginia Tech, UNC, and probably fewer things about Georgia Tech and UVA. I honestly can't remember. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A Scholarly Preview of the Pac-12 South

Tue, 03 Jul 2018 20:46:19 GMT

Bienvenue à Wait Wait Don't Hell Me, the only Arizona State podcast and arguably the most erudite, genteel, and cultured college football offering available nationwide. On this episode, we review the upcoming Sun Devil season, remind you of the tortured histories of several of our rivals, play our signature trivia game, and demonstrate conclusively that the Rose Bowl is beneath ASU in every conceivable way. Allez! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Feast On Our Corn-Heavy Big Ten West 2018 Preview

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:17:46 GMT

Welcome to WACORNDA, formerly known as HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY, a limited edition Nebraska fans only podcast. We respect two teams: Nebraska, the greatest team in college football history, and Illinois, a humble, reliable team that doesn't try to be better than it is. Every other team in the Big Ten West is an embarrassment to itself and the sport. TOM OSBORNE WILL LEG WRESTLE YOUR DAD INTO SUBMISSION IF YOU THINK OTHERWISE. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Previewing most of the country (as massive USF homers)

Tue, 19 Jun 2018 18:38:20 GMT

We decided to preview the entire rest of the country not currently in a Power Five conference the only way we could: Speaking for the entire podcast as massive University of South Florida homers. The first and only episode of the internet's only South Florida Bulls podcast, GROTHE POINTE BLANK, features all of the following facts about noted Bulls rivals C-Florida and their terrible, terrible city, Orlando. Orlando would come to fight us but their infrastructure is crumbling Orlando, the city designed by an eight year-old boy SHOUTS OUT TO TEMPLE TERRACEWhich Orlando boy bands had the worst cardio? Why does UCF's new coach look like the worst version of Ryan possible? We swear there's something besides UCF and Orlando jokes and shouts out to Tampa neighborhoodsA full roll-through of every non-Power 5 conference, and whether they're a threat to the USF Bulls 2018 national championship(Spoiler: No team can possibly stop the Bulls) 46 minutes go by before Spencer makes a mistake! It's a new record!Why Stanford has the safest sex in all of the Pac-12The MAC previewed in the time it takes to successfully ride a bull. BUT NOT A USF BULL BECAUSE A USF BULL IS RIDDEN BY NO MAN LISTEN. SUBSCRIBE. ENJOY? ENJOY. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SPECIAL PRESENTATION: The History of Fun on the origins of Madden

Fri, 15 Jun 2018 21:19:08 GMT

You've played the popular NCAA video game series - but did you know there's an obscure, little-played NFL version of the same game? Madden is arguably more of a fantasy RPG, since it allows you to explore impossibilities like "Florida produces a viable pro quarterback" or "the Chiefs win a Super Bowl." The History of Fun, made by our friends at Polygon, explores the weird and wild origins of the video game series. We hope you like it, if only because it's not another round of Fullcast horseshit! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Cocks and Friends - A Completely Botched 2018 SEC East Preview

Tue, 12 Jun 2018 16:54:11 GMT

We decided to try something different for this year's preview episodes, and, per Fullcast tradition, trying something different means failing at something different. Welcome to COCKS AND FRIENDS, our single episode South Carolina-focused podcast, through which we preview this year in the SEC East. By preview, I mean continually drop the act on accident, and force Holly to play Rocky Top on an adjacent computer, and generally provide little actionable information. Welcome! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A Deeply Personal Episode with Steven Godfrey

Tue, 05 Jun 2018 18:30:34 GMT

Which member of the Fullcast had a baked potato for breakfast? Which has never done drugs because he's boring? Which suffered a serious shoulder injury because they slept on a beanbag as a grown person and might actually be a poorly paid pro wrestler? Which guest almost got charged with terrorism, but it was before 9/11 so it was a totally different thing? Which superhero is just Silicon Valley But For Crime? Find out these answers on a very special, very oversharey Fullcast with special guest Steven Godfrey! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Let's Make Coaches Earn Their Pay

Wed, 30 May 2018 20:07:08 GMT

At least half of FBS coaches made $1 million or more last season, and there doesn't seem to be any workable, smart way to keep those salaries from continuing to balloon. Fortunately, we have several dumb and bad ways to offer instead, as well as timely opinions on:ShrekFootball in the northeastImproving a mediocre football teamRap beefs and how white dads should not be your source for information on themThe first down chainOne pot mealsStar Wars, yet again Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Star Wars Spinoff Spectacular

Fri, 25 May 2018 19:46:06 GMT

Fun note: I (Ryan) somehow super screwed up recording my part of this so the first 10 minutes or so are just Jason and Spencer. I'm sorry/you're welcome, depending on how you feel about me as a part of this show. Also, we had to cut the whole part where we conclude Cloud City is a free love colony and Lobot is its greatest lover. Again, sorry/you're welcome. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Let's explore SEC academic rankings lol

Tue, 22 May 2018 19:23:03 GMT

Holly Anderson joins us to discuss our greatest academic achievements, such as treating an entire semester like Notre Dame's NCAA-approved 2012 record -- as in, only showing up for the final, then failing. Also, Spencer took a judo class at Flori- stop laughing. Spencer took judo at Flo- please. It's time to make fun of each conference's academic rankings. Spencer took judo a- fine. It's funny. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Find Your Polish Middle With Bud Elliott

Tue, 15 May 2018 18:43:55 GMT

Gambling on sports is now (potentially, depending on the state in which you live and the timing and a lot of other stuff) legal! Finally, you can profit from your extremely bold feelings on college football, like "all kickers suck" or "we always throw it short of the sticks on third down" or "why did you schedule north dakota state you fools." SB Nation's Gambling Potentate Bud Elliott joins us to discuss the world of CFB wagering; The Sandman does not make an appearance due to a lengthy and unresolved extradition issue. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 8.16: The CFB Questions You're Too Embarrassed To Ask Your Friends

Tue, 08 May 2018 18:27:28 GMT

What parts of college football history actually matter? What is the triple option? Why are Michigan Men the way that they are? Are refs actually different depending on conference, and what is the purpose of the one point safety's continued existence? These questions and more are answered, often by just talking about Star Trek in ways that don't connect to the questions themselves. Also, Spencer unveils the worst accent in show history. I hate it so much. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 8.15: Thanos and Batman Don't Do Cardio, Dave Wannstedt's Magic Sandwich Car, Scot Loeffler's Wikipedia Holidays

Tue, 01 May 2018 17:14:23 GMT

Two of us have seen Avengers: Infinity War but the other hasn't, so we only get to talk about superheroes in a really vague and meandering and nudity-focused way. Dave Wannstedt is a superhero for our purposes. Fred Durst is not. Again, this is the only college football podcast. Please treasure it accordingly. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 8.14: The Mockest Draft

Wed, 25 Apr 2018 03:33:44 GMT

By my count, we drafted 8 quarterbacks, which seems absurd but watch the actual NFL pick nine in the first round this year and make us look lame. But will they draft a kicker? Will they draft an offensive lineman and make him play kicker? Will they forget one of the best defensive players in the whole draft is available until the first round is basically over? No. And that's why you come to the Shutdown Fullcast, with special guest Harry Lyles. (Please follow Harry on Twitter - @harrylylesjr - and don't hold his appearance on this show against him. He just wanted to be a good coworker.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 8.13: Free Legal Advice (That We Specifically Insist You Ignore)

Tue, 17 Apr 2018 19:54:34 GMT

How can you secede from your HOA? What coach is best suited to represent himself? How do you safely and responsibly turn in the pygmy hippo you bought online not realizing that it would still grow to 500 pounds? Where will Spencer get his newest Michigan tattoo? Why is the NCAA? These pressing legal matters are well, no, not answered, but generally talked about and around on this LEGAL EAGLES episode of the Shutdown Fullcast, which is NOT brought to you by Cheez-It. Cheez-It: They Think You Look Fat In That Shirt. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 8.12: Your Football Team's Rap Equivalent

Tue, 10 Apr 2018 17:33:34 GMT

We've probably done this episode three times before, and we probably said totally different things, and we're all probably trapped in an endless loop from which we can never emerge. Roll Tide. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 8.11: Every Spring Football Story / Nature Is Your Killing Friend / Jason Can Name 2 Egg Dishes

Tue, 03 Apr 2018 18:21:31 GMT

Spring football is here, and so are the same spring football stories you have heard for the last ten years and will hear for the next eleven. Therefore, we decided to focus on important non-football things, like egg preparations and Pearl Jam and Sean Connery movies and Pitt's football schedule and video game bear assassins. Good job, us! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 8.10: Tennessee Group Text Hell

Tue, 27 Mar 2018 18:35:13 GMT

John Currie got fired by Tennessee when the year was still 2017, yet we, the idiot sports internet, are still talking about it in March 2018. Why? Because the Vols decided to give the world a BUNCH of Currie's text messages, allowing us to discuss important matters like:Why Gogo Inflight is a Georgia weaponGroup texts, and the misery they present to those dragged into them unwillinglyItalian Brady HokeThe worst email you can get from your boss that isn't directly hostile or unprofessionalThat Disney and Pixar bracket, which was not sent to Currie but would have been had it come up at the time My theory? Tennessee's doing this to distract us from talking or thinking about football. Watch them lose to Vanderbilt by 18 next year and "oh we found a bunch of John Currie's search history entries, here you go!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 8.09: Skip Holtz To Bama / Urinal Poopin' / A Defense Of Man Buns

Tue, 20 Mar 2018 17:14:19 GMT

ALL HAIL THE RANDOMIZER. There is nothing of consequence to discuss this week in college football so rather than rely on the extremely faulty computers that are our own brains, we turned to the Shutdown Fullcast Topic Randomizer (patent pending) and asked you, gentle listener, to supply us with talking points. You did a great job, except when you asked us to compare Iowa to the state of American politics. That shit would have gotten us killed. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 8.08: NIT/Ready Player One/UConn Ballers Preview

Wed, 14 Mar 2018 14:13:23 GMT

Does anyone actually read the descriptions to podcasts? I mean, I don't generally, but it's possible my personal habits don't reflect the rest of the world. Let's test this: if you're reading this description, please tweet a Wario gif of your choosing at Spencer Hall (@edsbs). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 8.07: Bomani Jones Stops By To Talk Cook Out (And Football, Sure)

Tue, 06 Mar 2018 15:21:05 GMT

Oh look, the Fullcast got us a guest! Bomani Jones of ESPN answers the call and hangs tight for a lean, mean 38 minutes of furious offseason content. Also he sounds good even on Fullcast quality, because his voice transcends even the most mediocre audio setups. Damn you and your pretty voice, Bomani. Topics include! --The most calorically efficient Cook Out trays possible --The hardest towns in each SEC state. SHOUT OUT TO ORANGE MOUND. --Related: Why no one should ever have an enemy in New Orleans --A necessary review of Mike Price's career as black market profiteer --Bomani reviews Texas --But we instantly swerve into a discussion of short but very mean defensive tackles --LOU HOLTZ WAS JUST TRYING TO WIN --How Mister Alexander is the most humble of names SUBSCRIBE. FOLLOW. DOWNLOAD. LISTEN THREE TIMES FOR MAXIMUM EFFECT. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 8.06: It's For A Good Cause, Somehow

Tue, 27 Feb 2018 16:58:37 GMT

We're organized and hardworking and on top of things, and that's why we're wrapping up the payoffs for our fall charity drive in FEBRUARY. Imagine what it was like being our parents growing up! Just terrible, day in and day out. Reader selected topics include:The wonders of non-U.S. KFC offeringsWhether you should buy class photos for your childStar Wars, if Alex Jones were Princess LeiaBoomer SoonerBoomer SoonerBoomer SoonerBoomer Sooner Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 8.05: The Godfather, Explained In 17 Seconds

Tue, 20 Feb 2018 17:34:43 GMT

Post Signing Day February is the time when basically nothing happens in college football, so Spencer didn't even bother to show up for this episode. Did we use that as an excuse to tell flagrant lies about his anatomy? Sure did! This episode is also full of your bold opinions on topics such as:Will MuschampNebraska football failureNFC teams invading Atlanta for the Super BowlRutgersThe Beatles Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 8.04: LSU's Robot Dogs Demand A New Coach

Tue, 13 Feb 2018 11:50:53 GMT

This episode argues that smoking is good for your teeth, gives you tips on how to keep contraband from getting taken from you when you stay at a hotel, praises the robot dogs that will be the future stewards of Earth, talks about the Incredible Hulk TV show for 10 minutes, and reads the Iowa City Police Log. Football is so so so so so far away. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 8.03: A Guide To Celebrating Like An Idiot

Tue, 06 Feb 2018 12:38:54 GMT

The Eagles won the Super Bowl, but the people of Philadelphia showed us how to celebrate on the right side of the border between Fun-Loving Jackasses and Oh No The Fire Station Is Somehow On Fire. We asked our listeners for their tales of overindulgent victory acts, and most of them involve Ohio State on one side or the other. Spencer also reveals that he saw the Georgia fan in the yellow Hummer with the TV strapped to the back recently. SPOILER: He is not playing the National Championship game on repeat. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 8.02: Fixing The Olympics With Drugs

Tue, 30 Jan 2018 19:57:06 GMT

FACT: Performance enhancing drugs have always clouded Olympic competitions. FACT: Enforcing the rules against PEDs can be incredibly difficult and occasionally lead to unjust results. FACT: What if we just let all the athletes use one drug tailored to their sport? FACT: Also Spencer invented cross-country MMA. FACT: There is no mention of college football on this episode for roughly 45 minutes. FACT: We found a new job for Jim Mora. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 8.01: Let's Dominate the Offseason Like Our Name Was Jim Harbaugh

Tue, 23 Jan 2018 15:32:08 GMT

At last, with messy, time-consuming games out of the way, we can get into what college football is all about: The offseason. The most important time of the year deserves its own preview. Coach says that failing to prepare is preparing to fail, and we couldn't agree more. You can't just jump into twenty page comment section arguments about transfer requirements. You can't just expect to start a fierce twitter thread about whether a fourth-place finish in the Big Ten East is actually better than winning it outright. You know who wins a recruiting argument? Certainly not the person who doesn't even know about composite rankings, that's who. No, no, you gotta ease into that, you gotta prepare, and you gotta have a plan. It's a long ride, but we brought snacks and GPS, baby. Pee out the window, though. The bathrooms along this stretch are an abomination. DISCUSSED: --Jason and Spencer only, as Ryan's important work in the federal government was shutdown and thus so was Ryan --Opening discussion of cities that should have mascots and powerful food court vape wars --Why Philadelphia might be the most SEC city in America --Where Michigan will go this offseason, or "glory is forever, and malaria is treatable" --HERM EDWARDS IS GOING TO BE A DELIGHT EVEN IF HE DOESN'T KNOW HIS TEAM'S NAME. MAYBE ESPECIALLY BECAUSE HE DOESN'T KNOW HIS TEAM'S NAME. --How Josh Heupel might crumble under the pressure of defending UCF's national title --Switching NFL coaches with college coaches goes very, very sideways --Why football players should be allowed to study abroad at other programs --Let's just preseat both the Hot Seat, the Lukewarm Seat, and the Cold Seat Ready To Burst Into Flame At Any Second --Bobby Petrino reviewed! (It's not good, and sounds like a mink caught in a trap) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: Nick Saban Has Failed The Gaming Community

Wed, 10 Jan 2018 03:45:12 GMT

WARNING! There's some football talk in this episode. I know, two in a row. What the shit is THAT about. The good news is, this is the last game we have to talk about for quite a while, so this podcast will return to its real strength: (file not found) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 7.48: The Only National Championship Preview In The World

Fri, 05 Jan 2018 16:27:04 GMT

Where else can you find a National Championship preview that discusses UVA football and a clumsy Tennessee metaphor and Nick Foles and Mack Brown and UCF and ok yes Georgia and Alabama because it was very hard to fill a whole episode without mentioning those two teams? NOWHERE, I'LL WAGER! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 7.47: The Loomin Onion Challenge

Thu, 04 Jan 2018 12:01:13 GMT

2018 started with a lot. Notre Dame beat LSU on one of the best plays ever. Auburn helped UCF plan a national championship parade. THE ROSE BOWL FOUND MULTIPLE NEW DIMENSIONS OF EXISTENCE. Oh right, Ryan was the Bloomin' Onion at the Outback Bowl and used his dark, deep fried sorcery to ruin the Big Ten's bowl record and cast doubt on Jim Harbaugh's tenure. This is the year we achieve every one of our dreams, people! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: The 2017 Sugar Bowl

Sun, 31 Dec 2017 15:21:49 GMT

This is the one that just turns into weird Star Wars talk. Thank you for purchasing the 2017 40 for 40. (No refunds, not even for store credit.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: The 2017 Rose Bowl

Sun, 31 Dec 2017 15:20:37 GMT

We're way too bullish on Baker Mayfield because he's incredibly talented and what not so congratulations to Georgia for holding him to 107 yards passing and no touchdowns. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: The 2017 Outback Bowl

Sun, 31 Dec 2017 06:05:00 GMT

I'm choosing to use this space to thank all of you who helped make #FryinNanni come true. Please remember me fondly if, as Spencer and Jason suggest and borderline wish on this episode, I am burned, shot, trampled, arrested, or otherwise seriously injured/killed while dressed as a giant Bloomin Onion. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: The 2017 Citrus Bowl

Sun, 31 Dec 2017 06:05:00 GMT

CITRUS AND BUFFALO WILD WINGS DO NOT GO TOGETHER I FEEL LIKE I'M GOING CRAZY Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: The 2017 Peach Bowl

Sun, 31 Dec 2017 06:05:00 GMT

The 2017 Peach Bowl features Auburn and UCF. We spend a good portion of this episode talking about Washington State and It's A Wonderful Life. This is the best way to explain this podcast to a stranger. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: The 2017 Orange Bowl

Fri, 29 Dec 2017 03:20:00 GMT

You're not so different, Wisconsin and Miami, in that you've both got border smuggling potential and love to enjoy life's pleasures. There is the whole winter thing, but, hey, that's what brandy is for! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: The 2017 Fiesta Bowl

Fri, 29 Dec 2017 03:20:00 GMT

Penn State, we somehow gave you Lane Kiffin. Washington, we treated you even more poorly. I'm sorry for all of this. Absolutely all of it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: The 2017 Taxslayer Bowl

Fri, 29 Dec 2017 03:20:00 GMT

Easily one of the most vulgar bowl previews we've ever done, and we BARELY mention Louisville! Miracles are all around you, if only you're willing to believe/have a very low standard for miracles. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: The 2017 Liberty Bowl

Fri, 29 Dec 2017 03:20:00 GMT

Did you know the Liberty Bowl was once played in an Atlantic City convention hall? Did you know all Memphis rap hooks have to advise you to do something bad for you? Did you know Holly is working on a spell to lure Paul Johnson to Knoxville? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: The 2017 Sun Bowl

Wed, 27 Dec 2017 06:30:00 GMT

The Sun Bowl is tied with the Sugar and Orange Bowls for second-oldest in college football. While the other two sometimes get to host a Playoff game, the Sun will be sending Todd Graham out in style while Herm Edwards tries to convince recruits to come to ASU because he's buddies with the Spice Girls. Also, NC State will be there, though it's fine if you don't pay attention to that. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: The 2017 Belk Bowl

Wed, 27 Dec 2017 06:30:00 GMT

Spencer stupidly tries to eat healthy. Ryan loses a bet with Jason on the number of Belks in Charlotte. Aggietha Christie is invented. Again, to call these bowl previews is bordering on criminal fraud. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: The 2017 Music City Bowl

Wed, 27 Dec 2017 06:30:00 GMT

It's a bowl in Nashville and one of the teams is Northwestern. You can guess 90% of the jokes based on that limited information alone. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: The 2017 Arizona Bowl

Wed, 27 Dec 2017 06:30:00 GMT

"Get on TV" may not seem like a particularly lofty aim for a bowl game but dammit the Arizona Bowl was not going to listen to your negativity. They went out there and ACHIEVED. So did New Mexico State, who won more games this year than Florida or Tennessee or Nebraska or Arkansas. Sports are good and not at all painful! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: The 2017 Cotton Bowl

Wed, 27 Dec 2017 06:30:00 GMT

Ohio State-USC should be an excellent bowl matchup, and that's why we spend a lot of time talking about Josh Rosen and the Browns and Blockbuster Video. We should all be fired. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: The 2017 Halamo Bowl

Sat, 23 Dec 2017 15:30:00 GMT

HELL YEAH WE CHEATED YOU OUT OF AN EPISODE. Just pretend these two games are the Designer Imposter College Football Playoff. So much to play for now! The SEC and ACC totally shut out, and nobody's talking about it! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: The 2017 Military Bowl

Sat, 23 Dec 2017 15:30:00 GMT

RIDERS WITH SWORDS VERSUS SAILORS. You will throw a horse if you love the troops, dammit. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: The 2017 Foster Farms Bowl

Sat, 23 Dec 2017 15:30:00 GMT

Behold the raw efficiency of this bowl preview, where we talk over each other for 90 seconds and then that's it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: The 2017 Texas Bowl

Sat, 23 Dec 2017 15:30:00 GMT

In which we ponder what a message board based God would do, and why the Birmingham Bowl trophy is the best version of Spencer, and butts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: The 2017 Camping World Bowl

Sat, 23 Dec 2017 15:30:00 GMT

Featuring two of the college football fanbases best suited to a camping-based society. Because this game is in Orlando, we are also required to make extensive mention of the Weird Donald Trump Robot at Disney. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: The 2017 Pinstripe Bowl

Thu, 21 Dec 2017 13:18:58 GMT

Technically this is more of a Iowa Season In Review. Iowa: we can do anything, and that includes an incredibly dumb 17-10 overtime loss to Northwestern! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: The 2017 Independence Bowl

Thu, 21 Dec 2017 13:17:08 GMT

Most American schools won't teach you that the American Revolution started in Shreveport when British forces started a brawl in a Logan's Roadhouse after someone talked shit about the House of Tudor. We will. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: The 2017 Heart of Dallas Bowl

Thu, 21 Dec 2017 13:15:00 GMT

Spencer isn't dead. We at the Shutdown Fullcast regret the error. (For so many reasons.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: The 2017 Cactus Bowl

Thu, 21 Dec 2017 13:15:00 GMT

What's the difference between naming a wine and naming a craft beer? How does the Cactus Bowl promote group sex? Why is Bill Snyder going to sue us into oblivion? When will this podcast die already? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: The 2017 Quick Lane Bowl

Thu, 21 Dec 2017 13:15:00 GMT

The Quick Lane Bowl has a website for two reasons. One, to remind you that the Detroit Lions exist even though thousands of other American businesses have failed in your lifetime. Two, to sell you 2014 Quick Lane Bowl gear. E-COMMERCE IS KING. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: The 2017 Hawaii Bowl

Tue, 19 Dec 2017 05:15:53 GMT

By far the least college footbally of these previews, in that we spend almost the entirety of the episode discussing babies pooping in the bathtub and The Last Jedi and the weird Garfield scene in The Last Jedi. We're sorry, Hawaii Bowl. Just sort of forgot what we were doing here. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: The 2017 Dollar General Bowl

Tue, 19 Dec 2017 05:15:00 GMT

Mobile: for when you just don't feel like going all the way to New Orleans and this will do fine. Bob Stoops is the motivational lunch speaker for this bowl game because sure, why not? Anytime you can get that sweet motivational lunch speaker cash, you take it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: The 2017 Armed Forces Bowl

Tue, 19 Dec 2017 05:15:00 GMT

One of the only previews that actually talks about the game, but only to note that it will probably last an hour and 47 minutes and the winning team will manage to only run 38 plays. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: The 2017 Birmingham Bowl

Tue, 19 Dec 2017 05:15:00 GMT

The Birmingham Bowl has no title sponsor this year, and three of the four platinum sponsors are entities that really don't need the publicity or are already getting it thanks to the very existence of this bowl. So basically, let's pool our money and name this bowl whatever we want. Idea 1: The No Die Hard 2 Isn't Great But It Has Entertaining Moments Let's Give It Some Credit Birmingham Bowl Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: The 2017 Bahamas Bowl

Thu, 14 Dec 2017 06:25:00 GMT

THEY RUINED IT. THEY HAD A GOOD THING AND THEY RUINED IT. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: The 2017 Frisco Bowl

Thu, 14 Dec 2017 06:25:00 GMT

The Frisco Bowl is brand spankin' new this year, so special guest and college football expert Jon Bois helps us answer the important questions about this game, including:What is DMX's one weird workout tipCan you play this game at the small theater at a science museum insteadDidn't Hardee's have a Frisco BurgerHow is FriscoWhat's your best betting option for this game Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: The 2017 Famous Idaho Potato Bowl

Thu, 14 Dec 2017 06:25:00 GMT

A collection of human men and women intentionally built a 12,000 pound fake potato and put it on a truck that has "IT'S REAL" proudly emblazoned on the side and sent it around the country. This potato is a lie and that's gotta be a metaphor for so many things about our world. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: The 2017 Gasparilla Bowl

Thu, 14 Dec 2017 06:25:00 GMT

Have you ever wanted to hear three grown men discuss whether or not they can use a website successfully in between angry teardowns of a stadium built for a baseball team that didn't show up for almost a decade? You're in luck/deeply troubled! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: The 2017 Boca Raton Bowl

Thu, 14 Dec 2017 06:25:00 GMT

There's a conspiracy behind this bowl game and the entire Boca Raton civil government is in on it, as is GEOPRISON, as is Jon Bois, our guest for this episode. These are a total mess, huh? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: The New Mexico Bowl

Thu, 07 Dec 2017 17:05:52 GMT

Yeah, I don't even know what to tell you with this one. Blame Tennessee. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: The 2017 Cure Bowl

Thu, 07 Dec 2017 11:30:00 GMT

Autonation is a terrible disease, so terrible we don't even know what it is or how it affects people. (My theory is it turns them into Transformers.) This is the Cure Bowl, Orlando's 19th bowl game, and our preview of it is exactly as long as it needed to be. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: The 2017 Camellia Bowl

Thu, 07 Dec 2017 11:30:00 GMT

Peanut butter and jelly. Sea anemones and clownfish. The Civil Rights Movement and an unsponsored bowl in Montgomery that ESPN just runs on its own and you probably won't watch. These are all things that totally go together and you should never think otherwise, you jerk. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: The 2017 New Orleans Bowl

Thu, 07 Dec 2017 11:30:00 GMT

You can do a fun run in the Superdome like nuclear winter already hit! You can buy clothing and drink out of it! The game might actually be good! Coolio! That's right, it's the first of many bite sized episodes previewing every dang bowl game, starting with the New Orleans Bowl. Please remember: these are hardly ever informative, even by Fullcast standards. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: The 2017 Las Vegas Bowl

Thu, 07 Dec 2017 05:56:52 GMT

It's a real roller coaster ride for our guest Holly Anderson, who talks about:being in the Las Vegas airport around Christmasher accidental concept for a Steak & Slightly Illegal Sex Stuff SpaJeremy Pruitt maybe becoming Tennessee's head coach, a thing she finds out only because Jason tells her There's basically no discussion of Boise or Oregon as football teams. Again, you should know what you're in for with these "previews." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 7.46: Rich Folks Only in Jimbo's Mentions Please

Mon, 04 Dec 2017 14:25:27 GMT

Jimbo Fisher is the richest man in the world after this week, so please stay out of his mentions. It should be pointed out that rich folk only can touch Texas A&M's coach, now. Please keep your dirty peasant hands off him. We review Championship Week on this week's episode, and drop it hot (and with at least two audio glitches) because a.) Ryan usually does the editing, and he's out for this episode and b.) We had to get it out the door before we left the country. Topics covered include: --Bama got in the playoff and it's Greg Schiano's fault --Actually pretty much everything is Greg Schiano's fault --How not being as smart as Alabama really isn't something you wanna tell people about out loud --Why guys who say "I don't buy much, but when I do I get the best" are hoarding liars --A discussion of how the Gnat Belt is a real thing people think you're making up --College football is dead BUT SO IS THE NIGHT KING SO THERE --How Jimbo Fisher's massive contract might turn him into Texas A&M's largest booster AND its coach --The hilarity of a Wisconsin quarterback with the ball in the open field with only one man to beat --An important experiment involving Josh Rosen and Sam Darnold switching teams --A quick thumbnail sketch of the bowl season including THE BLUSTERIEST STORM TO EVER HIT TAMPA, THE OUTBACK BOWL INVOLVING BOTH WILL MUSCHAMP AND JIM HARBAUGH --Also Herm Edwards is actually the CEO or whatever of Arizona State football! YOU PLAY. TO WIN. FOUR GAMES. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

ShUTdown FUllcasT 7.45: ALL VOL Y'ALL

Fri, 01 Dec 2017 05:27:39 GMT

Technically, this episode is not just about the Tennessee coaching search. We do talk a little bit about the Big 12/Big Ten/Pac-12/SEC Championship Games. We do try to understand the doublespeed mind of Jimbo Fisher. We do guess if Herm Edwards is older than Notable Old CFB Dudes. But most of this is about Tennessee continuing to bumble through a coaching search - and, yes, we DID finish recording right before the Mike Leach rumors all broke. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 7.44: Help, Too Many Things Are Happening

Mon, 27 Nov 2017 05:55:21 GMT

The top two teams both lost but, honestly, there's SO MUCH MORE to talk about beyond that this week, like:Why Luke Falk solidified his prospects as the #1 overall pickWIsconsin's Daguerrotype of DoomJordan-Hare Stadium is the greatest wrestling venueTodd Graham...got treated poorly, maybe?Mike Riley thought he could let Iowa score 56 and just show up to workSpencer wants to spend rent money on a dirtbikeTennessee has no idea how to read the roomR.I.P. Baker Mayfield's genitals Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 7.43: Raw, Organic, Unprocessed Content

Wed, 22 Nov 2017 22:22:58 GMT

Because it's Thanksgiving week and we want you to have as much Fullcast as your body can tolerate, we're releasing our Thursday episode earlier than usual and doing almost ZERO editing on it! Hear every cough! Enjoy every time we step on each other! Ponder each moment where we can't decide where to go next! This is the meat you eat, you weirdo! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 7.42 - Is Jon Gruden In Your House?

Tue, 21 Nov 2017 04:41:22 GMT

If Jon Gruden is not in your house, he might be signing a contract to coach the University of Tennessee. Jason was not on this episode, so HE might be signing a contract to coach the University of Tennessee. Proof is weird like that! Spencer and Ryan also discuss:the real reason why Nebraska hasn't fired Mike Rileywhy dating Brian Kelly is the opposite of dating Keanu ReevesTexas had a fine seasonTexas A&M, not so muchhey let's make them play a bowl game and see who gets pissed off first!i dunno some other bullcrap Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 7.41: Unsourced Coaching Hiring and Firing Rumors Ahoy!

Thu, 16 Nov 2017 06:32:16 GMT

Butch Jones to Oregon State! Mark Richt to the NFL! D.J. Durkin to Tennessee! Bo Pelini to Tennessee! Jon Gruden to the endcap beer display at the grocery store! Jimbo Fisher to Arkansas State! Houston Nutt to Arkansas...as AD, Coach, and starting QB! None of these rumors have any backing or logic to them, but that has never stopped us before so it won't matter now, you fools! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 7.40: Spencer Resets Everything

Mon, 13 Nov 2017 06:27:05 GMT

Georgia got whooped. Notre Dame got whooped. Michigan State got whooped. Tennessee has given the reins to Whoopin Recipient Specialist Brady Hoke. The Playoff Committee might be in for a whoopin. Syracuse's defense got whooped. Oh, there's also some audio we left in here from when Spencer had to reset his whole computer so Jason and Ryan invent a movie about a man going back and re-making all of the same mistakes. Weirdly, this movie is not called "What If Georgia Plays Auburn Again In The SEC Championship?" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 7.39: World's Wildest College Football Weekend

Thu, 09 Nov 2017 03:58:35 GMT

We're joined by Sheriff John Bunnell ok no I can't lie to you like that because that would be a crime. Plus, nobody knows where Sheriff John Bunnell is these days. But if you want to hear us explain why Mark Dantonio does all his shopping at Home Depot, show you why Georgia will be leaving Auburn with the Civil ConFLiCT trophy, predict the rise of the Mark Richt Reformation, and explore Spencer's deep and real love of cheese, we do those things. Again, no Sheriff John Bunnell, though. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 7.38: Spencer Hall Loves Your Team

Mon, 06 Nov 2017 05:07:59 GMT

Are you a fan of Iowa, or Notre Dame, or UCLA, or Florida State, or Miami, who's tired of hearing us be so repeatedly negative about your beloved Hawkeyes/Irish/Bruins/Seminoles/Hurricanes? Apparently, Spencer's so broken by this season that he's gone into a completely new and unfamiliar state: optimism! You are right to find this deeply unsettling. We ask that if you see Spencer in the wild, you do not approach him and you immediately call Animal Control. He will not hurt you, though he may try to sleep in your hammock. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 7.37: Fullcast Secrets Revealed!

Thu, 02 Nov 2017 04:16:11 GMT

Wondering how we give the Shutdown Fullcast that special, worn-in feel episode after episode? Wonder no longer - we reveal the secrets within! Plus, we tackle BOLD PREDICTIONS, including:Wisconsin goes undefeated but the Playoff Committee picks UCF over themMiami beats Virginia Tech and Notre Dame, still winds up with 2 lossesStaying at Iowa State > going to NebraskaLSU will win the Bama game by 10Ok maybe we just said that last thing to make Bama mad, which is what Nick Saban wantsYou're welcome, Nick Saban Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 7.36: Late But Still Bad

Mon, 30 Oct 2017 19:43:20 GMT

We tried to record this episode focusing entirely on Florida and Jim McElwain's departure, but Ryan's computer would not abide such an affront and so we had to do the thing all over again a day later. What do we cover instead? Honestly, I have no idea and all human endeavor is meaningless in the grand scheme of the universe anyways. Go Gators. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 7.35 - Be The Most Alan You Can Be

Thu, 26 Oct 2017 04:32:48 GMT

What kind of person do you want to be? Do you want to be a Georgia fan, convinced that no matter how much logic and skill favor you, you still won't beat Florida, awash in irrational doubt and fear? Do you want to be a TCU fan, confident that you'll avoid the mistakes Oklahoma made against Iowa State, and maybe overlooking danger in your future? Do you want to be a UNC well no don't do that, that's a bad idea. Be an Arizona or Arizona State fan instead. Better yet: BE AN ALAN. Alans are fun, often at the expense of their own safety and the happiness of those around them. Alans are self-destructive but know there's no other way. No, not all Alans are LSU fans. But all LSU fans are Alans. This is just science. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 7.34 - Any Given Notre Dame

Mon, 23 Oct 2017 05:16:11 GMT

Why is Jason only now revealing he's a lifelong Notre Dame fan? Which coaches are most eager to fight a fan, and which fans are most likely to give them a shot? Will Indiana get to 7 wins and make Steven Godfrey chicken rich? Would BYU score 30 points against a red card college football defense? Where were you the last time Iowa State was ranked? How can we possibly argue that Butch Jones won't get fired? Who is even asking these terrible questions? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 7.33 - Death of the Fullcast

Thu, 19 Oct 2017 04:25:04 GMT

Cause(s) of death: Jason's audio becomes dangerously unstable, forcing him to pull a Mack Brown. Ryan speaks glowingly about Virginia football not once but TWICE. Spencer goes on at length about Nebraska being terrible. Jeff Sessions arrests Brady Hoke. Notre Dame is briefly discussed and not just to talk shit about the Fighting Irish. R.I.P., Shutdown Fullcast. (It'll come back to life on Sunday, don't worry. This monster refuses to leave our mortal realm.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 7.32 - BLOOD WEEK 2017

Mon, 16 Oct 2017 05:14:48 GMT

Let's review some true facts about the 2017 season after this week:Rutgers has more conference wins than Indiana, the team that just took Michigan to overtimeSyracuse had the exact same final score - a 27-24 win - against Clemson as they did against PittBoston College had more rushing yards, passing yards, and points than AlabamaTennessee outscored Washington, tripled up Wazzu, and still lost to South CarolinaNotre Dame and UVa have the same recordAnd that isn't a diss, somehow Welcome to BLOOD WEEK, y'all. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 7.31 - Indiana Jones and the Landfill of Victory

Thu, 12 Oct 2017 04:54:26 GMT

If there is a theme for this episode, it's sometimes you just need a clear sign that things are broken. Like, say, you're Oregon State and your head coach just bails on a ton of money out of the blue. Or you're an NFL position coach sending romantic cocaine videos from work. Or you're a home underdog to UVA. There's also a lot of talk about Butch Jones and Laserdisc and Spencer's weird body and rats, so it's fine if you choose not to listen. We get it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 7.30 - Mike Stoops Bankrupts SoonerCorp

Mon, 09 Oct 2017 05:20:49 GMT

Oklahoma lost to an Iowa State with several time travelers from before the age of television on the roster. Miami beat FSU team but it means nothing because, according to Seminole fans, Florida State isn't actually any good. Bret Bielema's still adjusting to his first fifth season at Arkansas but surely things will improve. And, oh, right, we're all freaking out about Jim Harbaugh and Michigan. Though at least they don't have to play at 1:45 AM Eastern, unlike Washington. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 7.29 - Introducing The Sandman

Thu, 05 Oct 2017 04:29:13 GMT

Wanna get rich? You've come to the right place, because the Shutdown Fullcast is home to THE MOST RELIABLE PRO FOOTBALL PICKER IN THE WORLD, as it turns out. There's also some college football in here, including:Spencer singing the Georgia Tech fight song as Alex JonesRyan explaining how Aragon holds the key to Michigan-Michigan StateThe one reason why Georgia-Vandy might be closeSouth Carolina-Arkansas, the most important game of the weekOr at least one we talked about a lotNot really sure why, sorryJason recording outside again Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 7.28 - Buyout Season Is Coming

Mon, 02 Oct 2017 05:22:47 GMT

Buyouts are one of the best parts of college football because they're little roadblocks you get to set up against your own future happiness. Sure, you'd like to find a new, better coach, but you can't. Why? Because of that big old buyout, where you'd have to pay this coach a bunch of money to leave. Well, who put that there? YOU DID! YOU DID THAT TO YOURSELF! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 7.27 - Introducing Louisville's New Athletic Director

Thu, 28 Sep 2017 03:38:44 GMT

It's Spencer because come on he can't screw it up worse than the status quo. Other topics this week include:Why Washington State will win the national championshipFlorida pivoting to the flexboneDO NOT DISRESPECT DARUDEWays for Georgia-Tennessee to make both parties feel shittyCaveat emptor and Purdue And lots of thank you reads to you, our generous listeners who have given a whole bunch of money to help hurricane victims. Y'all are the best. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 7.26 - Mississippi State Enters The Rancor Pit

Mon, 25 Sep 2017 03:49:54 GMT

Florida superfan Jason Kirk joins the podcast this week to explain how the Gators had that game in hand the whole time, don't even worry about it, we gaze upon the destruction that was Vanderbilt football, Clemson won't show you the play by play against Boston College unless you produce a warrant, Bret Bielema ends up nude in a McDonald's Playplace, and YUP FLORIDA STATE SURE DOES HAVE AS MANY WINS AS UMASS DOES. (Though we're pretty sure they'd beat Tennessee.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 7.25 - Let's Fix The NFL/Preview Week 4

Thu, 21 Sep 2017 04:52:10 GMT

Other podcasts try to either 1) look at the weekly lineup of games in college football OR 2) ponder why the NFL's less compelling as televised entertainment and brainstorm ways to improve the sport. We are not other podcasts - WE DID BOTH IN ONE EPISODE BECAUSE WE KNOW NOT THE MEANING OF THE WORD FEAR OR STAYING ON TOPIC. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 7.24: We Were Right About Everything

Mon, 18 Sep 2017 05:09:25 GMT

Or at least about Memphis beating UCLA! Don't bother fact-checking us on anything else, just assume we were right and move on from there. Hey, did you know we're doing a charity drive for victims of Hurricanes Harvey and Irma? It's true! Just go to https://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2017/9/14/16306480/shutdown-fullcast-7-23-lets-not-talk-about-tennessee-florida and you can find out the details, including how you can force us to read basically whatever you want us to on a future Fullcast episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 7.23 - Let's Not Talk About Florida-Tennessee

Thu, 14 Sep 2017 04:05:00 GMT

Or at least let's not talk about Florida-Tennessee very much, and, guess what! We don't! Not when we can ponder Brian Kelly losing his job after giving up 50 points to Boston College, or Papa John debating health care with Stephen A. Smith, or Wisconsin fans trying to get drunk in Provo, or doing a live edition of the Shutdown Fullcast at the last remaining Popeyes with a buffet? (Seriously, I hope we do that last one. Get at us, manager of the last remaining Popeyes with a buffet.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 7.22 - From 3rd and 93 to El Assiquísimo

Mon, 11 Sep 2017 04:21:10 GMT

Iowa-Iowa State was the most thrilling game of the day (Boise State-Wazzu took that honor for the night), Auburn is looking positively Floridian, and Lamar Jackson continues to calmly burn your shit down. We also discuss:Conquistador Baker Mayfield and The Curious Case of Benjamin BuckeyeGeorgia finishing bogey-birdie-birdie to beat Notre DameTodd Graham's road to funemploymentSouth Carolina's good and fun and we're fine with it don't look at usUSC destroyed Stanford so badly that we wound up opening the show talking about the Indianapolis Colts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 7.21 - Josh Rosen Transfers To BYU

Thu, 07 Sep 2017 04:54:53 GMT

Texas A&M didn't just ruin their own year; they ruined our ability to do a review of Week 1. So this episode starts with two Florida fans moaning about their terrible counterfeit prescription drug of a team, moves on to a discussion of Iowa-Iowa State ending with one team making ten field goals, explains how Tennessee is like Darth Vader, wishes UNC luck against Lamar Jackson, and shows you how Pitt needs to lose to itself to make the Playoff. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 7.20 - Fight, Fly, and Grift Into Week 1

Thu, 31 Aug 2017 03:47:56 GMT

After Stanford bravely faced the trials of Week 0.36, we're finally ready to lap up FIVE STRAIGHT DAYS of college football. Florida State-Alabama! West Virginia-Virginia Tech! Michigan-The Shell of a Florida Team That We Didn't Believe In At The Time We Recorded This And Then Somehow More Players Got Suspended! What else are we, the most and only podcast about the sport focused on?Orgeron-Sitake WrasslinWhy neutral site games are fine, if one of the teams is PurdueJIMBO TO UAB RUMORZUnranked teams that probably won't beat ranked opponents but it's funny to consider if they doOur upgraded spokesman for Dr. Pepper, mustachioed detective Barry CulpepperHow to lose in Kirk Ferentz's Low Calorie Casino Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 7.19 - Doctors Hate These Football Season Prep Tricks

Thu, 24 Aug 2017 07:19:27 GMT

There are games this Saturday, but not so many that we need to really treat this like Week 1. Instead, this is our dress rehearsal, and we're using it to help you better understand how to manage your time, family, health, money, sleep, alcohol intake, wedding RSVP strategy, prescription medication, HTML, and understanding of Tampa's rich, dumb history. By the end of this podcast, you will be ready to take on life's greatest challenge - watching an entire season of college football without totally ruining something else in your personal or professional life. Good luck out there. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 7.18 - Zero Percent Football

Wed, 16 Aug 2017 22:45:12 GMT

You read the title right: this episode contains absolutely no discussion of any football teams, players, coaches, conferences, mascots, or news. What's in there instead? Unfounded opinions onDogs!Parenting!Books!Video Games!Travel!Healthy Living!George Lucas's Beard!Movies With Dragons That Were Not Nominated For Any Academy Awards! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 7.17: A Season's Worth Of Dumb Predictions

Thu, 10 Aug 2017 03:38:32 GMT

Missouri's got a future Heisman winner at quarterback! Oregon's going to the playoff! Tom Herman's about to turn Texas into Notre Dame! South Carolina's winning the SEC East! Minnesota's ruining Michigan's year! Texas Tech is going to have a only somewhat awful defense! These are but a few of the incredibly ill-advised predictions either you or we proposed, but now is the time to get them all out there before the season immediately proves everything we think we know totally wrong. Think of it as a cleanse for all of our dumb. (We'll find more dumb, don't worry.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 7.16: The 2017 ACC Atlantic Preview

Fri, 04 Aug 2017 11:17:45 GMT

It's our final preview podcast (unless we forgot an entire division, which, yeah, that is a thing we might do) before the season, so naturally we start with ATLANTIC POWERHOUSE WAKE FOREST. Topics include:Why being an NC State fan is like a lifetime of square hamburgersRPO, the cure for all your problems, except possibly lastinthedivisionsclerosisPublished Author Papa John SchnatterJason says Clemson's gonna go 6-6, don't fact check this or he'll sue meBold Boston College take - they will NOT make the CFB PlayoffState-required Noles talking And remember, if you're frustrated this episode was late, blame Spencer. Always blame Spencer. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 7.15: The 2017 SEC West Preview

Thu, 27 Jul 2017 12:06:11 GMT

Special guest/experienced SEC West-hater Amanda Mull joins us to preview the division that we keep hoping will be exciting and contended down to the wire and always ends with an Alabama coronation. Topics include!The list of schools that have experienced a sex scandal, and what an LSU sex scandal would look like if one could even existArkansas's record predicted based on opposing mascot huntabilityAuburn's place in the Georgia Hate pecking orderHow Skip Holtz becomes head coach at Mississippi StateOur proposal for the Texas A&M Exclusive Luxury Football ExperienceSpicy picks if you're not predicting Bama to win the West Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast: The 2007 Special Episode

Wed, 26 Jul 2017 14:06:39 GMT

We're gonna talk about the Backyard Brawl, and Stanford winning outright as a 41 point dog, and the Heisman winner finding his path as a minor league baseball player, and Dennis Dixon's injury, and the time ULM beat Nick Saban, and Houston Nutt, and a whole lot of other weird shit that happened in 2007. We apologize now if any of this is painful to you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast EMERGENCY FREEZECAST

Fri, 21 Jul 2017 03:09:56 GMT

Houston Nutt is in your emails right now. He's already told your boss about that thing you ordered online. You know the one. Just quit now and save yourself the disgrace. The unemployment rate is going to jump 3% this year and it'll just be because Houston Nutt demands his damn pound of flesh. (Phrasing, I know.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 7.14: The 2017 Pac-12 North Preview

Thu, 20 Jul 2017 03:10:40 GMT

Think of the Pac-12 North as a summer backyard meal at your friend's house. Cal is the napkins, noteworthy only if they don't show up for some reason and the gimme item you assign to your least trustworthy guest. Oregon State, you're potato salad. Totally fine to ignore rather than risk getting food poisoning. Wazzu is the hard liquor your cousin brought even thought you said BEER ONLY GOD DEREK DID YOU LEARN NOTHING FROM LAST YEAR. Oregon's flag cake - might be better than you expect, but let's keep the ceiling appropriately moderate and if this is the best thing there, something went very wrong. That leaves Stanford and Washington. They're burgers and hot dogs. Which is to say we don't know which one's actually better, we just want to gorge. At least one of these metaphors is in this episode! The others are just free bonus content. You're very welcome. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 7.13: The 2017 Big Ten East Preview

Wed, 12 Jul 2017 18:33:55 GMT

MICHIGAN! OHIO STATE! PENN STATE! RUTGah yeah ok that's what's dragging this division down. A few warnings about this episode:There are a handful of Logan spoilersThe Penn State section probably talks too much about Pitt, but if you didn't see that coming I'm not sure you even listen to this podcastAt least three video game references in here, none of which are at all current because we're old as hellBrady Hoke, Ohio State Offensive Coordinator is proposedMark Dantonio is Santa now, warn your childrenMade up Springsteen songs aplenty Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 7.12 - 2017 Pac-12 South Preview

Wed, 05 Jul 2017 23:32:39 GMT

Colorado won 10 games last year, and it's entirely possible that your team didn't. In fact, this is almost certainly true if you root for a different member of the Pac-12 South (ok fine USC is good and fun, we get it). But this is 2017, and now it's time to talk about:How far the Buffs fall back this seasonWhy Utah football is the opposite of ginThe man who saw USC win 9 national titles and then died in the Rose Bowl parking lot, possibly as an intentional inconvenience to UCLAThe spectacular badness of Arizona StateThe unspectacular badness of ArizonaJim Mora's path to pre-Halloween job freedom runs through Memphis Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 7.11 - The ACC Coastal Preview

Wed, 28 Jun 2017 22:41:46 GMT

ACC Coastal time! At least once we spend a few minutes talking about The Price Is Right and Monopoly and sadness, but they're sort of on topic actually. Then we discuss:Why Brad Kaaya was very smart to leaveThe meaninglessness of UVA in 2017Georgia Tech, the ACC's best roller coasterHow Pitt loses four games and breaks the Playoff system completelyA caller predicts that Virginia Tech loses 10 gamesWho's older: David Cutcliffe or Vladimir Putin?Larry Fedora's failure to develop his Instagram Leg game Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 7.10 - The 2017 Big 10 West Preview

Thu, 22 Jun 2017 04:34:37 GMT

Our march to Week 1 continues with a look at the Big Ten's Michigan/Ohio State/Penn State-less division, the West! Points of discussion include: - Wisconsin's return to easy mode scheduling after a year contending with anything but - Why Iowa-Iowa State must be respected - Unless Iowa just loses to Wyoming to start the season - Nebraska and death by balloon - How P.J. Fleck winds up in Knoxville thanks to Minnesota - Purdue's possible return to master of the "oh shit what's happening now" channel change - Why Spencer just wants Illinois to be quiet - Ryan gets fed up with Pat Fitzgerald; is summarily mocked by his cohosts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 7.09: The 2017 Big 12 Preview

Wed, 14 Jun 2017 21:21:02 GMT

HUGE COACHING NEWS which we don't even get to until over halfway through this episode. That's the kind of pure professionalism you can expect from the Shutdown Fullcast and our preview of the Big 12, which includes: - Recruiting powerhouse Kansas - A selection of streaks Iowa State could, in theory, end - Oklahoma State's real strange road trip plans - Continued expectations for Texas that they can't possibly reach - Oh right the Oklahoma thing - Spencer pulls a Mack Brown Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 7.08 - 2017 SEC East Preview

Wed, 07 Jun 2017 10:15:00 GMT

It's already time to start thinking about the 2017 season, but there's no reason to jump into the deep end. No, we're slowly easing into the calm, lukewarm waters of the SEC's other conference, with a prediction for each team and a goal we're hoping they can reach. Why does Spencer feel okayish about Florida? Who will we be rooting for in Georgia-Notre Dame? How little has Jason prepared for this whole exercise? And at which minute mark will Ryan bemoan his continued existence? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 7.07: The High Rollers Only Episode

Wed, 31 May 2017 05:25:59 GMT

Thanks to you, we brought in nearly $40,000 in this round of the charity drive, and those of you with particularly fat stacks got to call in and serve as the exclusive VIP inquisitors for your usual three hosts AND three unexpected guests. Topics include: - Jason's worst airport experience - How Lane Kiffin is going to run afoul this season - Our scripted college football playoff for maximum jokes/entertainment - Yinzers - Ohio State's seeming lack of down years - Who will accidentally win the Skip Holtz lottery - Garth Brooks, Beyonce, Spin Doctors - all concerts Spencer has attended - Our favorite Saban Alabama losses Once again, many thanks to all of you who donated. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 7.06 - Fixing College Football (or Screwing It Up Differently)

Wed, 24 May 2017 11:54:49 GMT

Our friend and colleague Bill Connelly is running for college football commissioner, so we run through the planks of his platform one by one and try to...help? Sure, let's go with help. For example: - How embracing the Olympic model will lead to better local commercials - The awesome recruiting change that means high school coaches with cigarette boats - NCAA 17: Fights In The Stands Edition - Division II Kansas beating Texas - Putting a 5 loss Wisconsin team in the Playoff - POD PEOPLE - Mandatory FCS powerhouse scheduling - The 3 hour time limit and the one point penalty for punting Most of these ideas are stupid. So is this podcast. You have been warned. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 7.05: BOLD VACATION TAKES

Wed, 17 May 2017 14:07:16 GMT

Let's start with a few apologies. First, we apologize that we take forever to actually get to the heart of this episode's topic, but there were Charlie Weis things to discuss and you know quite well we're going to talk about Charlie Weis things. Second, we apologize that this podcast continues to exist. We still don't know why that is. Third, we apologize that we have now encouraged you to go on a group vacation to a national park over a long weekend. It's going to go badly and yes, you should have just gotten those cheap plane tickets to Portugal with your significant other. You don't get Lyme disease from drinking too much wine. (We apologize if you can, in fact, get Lyme disease from drinking too much wine.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 7.04: Lawncare Disasters with Holly Anderson

Fri, 12 May 2017 15:28:30 GMT

Two-thirds of the Fullcast is on vacation, but addition by subtraction is real so we invited Holly Anderson to come on and discuss lawncare disasters with us. Highlights include: --The Greatest Tale Ever Told, or How Holly's Dad Cut Their Cable Line With A Power Washer --Why lawnmowers are basically Satan's cigarette lighter he uses to burn down the earth --Zero football content, like maybe there's a second or two in there but it's purely accidental --No really, most of this is just us laughing at you, the listener, and that one time you set an entire orphanage on fire using a weed whacker the wrong way --Why's it posting on a Friday? BECAUSE WE WERE BUSY Y'ALL (Probably putting out a fire started by a lawnmower) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 7.03 - Now Nick Saban Can Shop At Whole Foods

Tue, 02 May 2017 17:15:54 GMT

Nick Saban got paid a lot of money to coach Alabama last year. He will get more money thanks to his new deal because nobody will listen to our plan to trick coaches into signing terrible incentive-laden contracts. Don't worry, most of this podcast isn't about the crazy money college football coaches make at the top. It's pointless meanderings about grocery stores, like: - Can you beat Whole Foods at their own hot bar game? - Is Trader Joe's for assholes? - Did you know there are grocery stores where you can buy liquor? - Why are there grocery stores that don't sell liquor? - Are Publix Subs that good? - What's the B in H.E.B. stand for? - Pork bleaching? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 7.02 - Rowdy Boys and the NFL Draft

Wed, 26 Apr 2017 11:53:52 GMT

It's NFL Draft week, so we asked for your uninformed and inflammatory opinions about the World's Most Televised Job Fair that we might agree with them, or disagree, or just talk about something else altogether. Such takes include! - The Kansas City Chiefs should never draft a quarterback in the first round - Vandy's Zach Cunningham will be the player college fans correctly think fell way too far - The Draft is bad and so is league parity - The Browns should trade the first pick for Bill Belichick - Draft order should be determined by each team sending a player to the Combine to compete - Spencer definitely knows what he's doing as a dad Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 7.01 - Not Dead Yet, Sorry

Wed, 19 Apr 2017 02:59:32 GMT

The Fullcast was gone for a little while, and now it isn't. Naturally, it's time for some meaty football talk about topics like: - Richard Spencer, and how dumb it is to appeal to racists in the South by telling them football is bad - Alex Jones and the neurology of chili consumption - The path to a Rutgers spot (or two) in the College Football Playoff - Florida Atlantic's new recruiting hashtag #BLOWEDUP18 - Kentucky's TaxSlayer Bowl Attendee rings - American Gladiators and Disney (not related, missed opportunity by us) - Mark Davis. Just a banner episode for dumb white guys! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 5.02: This is a Seattle Seahawks Podcast Now, With Mina Kimes of ESPN Mag

Wed, 29 Mar 2017 14:53:05 GMT

Ryan was sick for this edition of the Shutdown Fullcast, so we got ESPN's own Mina Kimes to join us to discuss an extremely important college football team: The Seattle Seahawks. Mina is now a featured member of the cast; Ryan has been reassigned to the mail room. Other topics discussed: --Nick Saban gets out of a helicopter, which is the only actual news --A brief survey of the Washington Huskies’ recent dark years --Why the Pac-12’s deep relaxing chill might give college talent better prospects as professional football players --Pete Carroll’s ability to hypnotize the mothers of recruits with his sheer animal charisma --The discomfort of referring to anyone as a “twelve” outside of the context of professional wrestling --Mina discloses her experience playing The Undertaker in wrestling matches with her brother, and how she sells a Stunner --Celebrations in the football and how a discussion of Korean bat-flipping gets us to the story where Mina does the spinning Homer dance on the floor in the name of doing her job as a journalist --Proven: Jerry Rice is the best Twitter user on the planet Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 5.01 - Unshut Mysteries

Wed, 22 Mar 2017 11:30:55 GMT

We continue to test the limits and boundaries of this already poorly-constructed podcast by trying a new format this week: solving your mysteries. Mysteries like! - Why is Wisconsin consistently good? - Why is Cal consistently not given how much NFL talent they generate? - Who conspired to keep Auburn out of the 2004 title game? - What happens if Spencer leaves his two sons alone in a room for more than 10 minutes? - Who's preventing SEC schools from adopting the currency system of John Wick? - When does Will Muschamp reveal that he's got a good offense ok see this format already ran its course Oh yeah, this is also the start of season 5. There's no reasoning here. I just got tired of counting. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 4.69 - Be Like Jon Gruden In All Things

Wed, 15 Mar 2017 13:29:26 GMT

This whole episode isn't explicitly about Jon Gruden, except it sort of is, if you consider that: - We unnecessarily hate on Stephen A. Smith, who is not Jon Gruden - We ask why more coaches can't follow the Jon Gruden Guide to Eternal Wealth - We talk about goatees and who shouldn't have them; Jon Gruden would never have a goatee - We consider who's going to totally plummet next season and therefore be eligible for Grumors (Jon Gruden Rumors) - We talk about Road House; Jon Gruden is familiar with both roads AND houses. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 4.68 - THE BOLD STATEMENTS EPISODE

Wed, 08 Mar 2017 04:46:23 GMT

Instead of questions, we asked you to give us your BOLLLLLD STATEMENTS so that we might judge them and hoobuddy did you deliver. Amongst the opinions that we weighed: - Taco Bell > Chipotle - Texas would have beaten Alabama if Colt McCoy had played - Nebraska was right to fire Bo Pelini - The three of us could not defeat a wolf in combat - No school that hasn't won a title before will win one in the future - Atlanta will soon be a baseball town - Empire Strikes Back and Bill Murray and the Sega Dreamcast are all bad and dumb - Michael Dyer was down Again, these are YOUR opinions, that you shared with us, on a public social media platform, simply because we asked. As a thanks for doing so, we are back to our usual meh-at-best audio quality we love youuuuuuuuu. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 4.67 - Our 2017 Emotional Top 10

Thu, 02 Mar 2017 22:09:11 GMT

We absolutely covered every news item from last week, so this week we're free to talk about less weighty topics, like food poisoning, or the scariest weapon someone can attack you with, or what you should do if you're an Ole Miss fan, or who on our staff is the sloppiest drunk. We also reveal our Emotional Top 10, a meaningless ranking which should not infuriate anyone but well let's not kid ourselves. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 4.66 - You're Running For Governor

Wed, 22 Feb 2017 20:19:15 GMT

Shutdown Fullcast, America's favorite political discussion, addresses Tommy Tuberville's political future, figures out which sitting politicians could most easily slide into coaching (Woo Bill Sooie), considers which woebegone CFB program Earth is, and rambles on about some other stuff, though not as long as we usually do because Spencer was busy lifting or something. Hey, thank you for listening, by the way! You're a peach. A confusing peach. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 4.65 - Let's Kick Out Some States

Wed, 15 Feb 2017 21:18:58 GMT

Two of the Shutdown Fullcast hosts have shot a gun before (the one who hasn't is the one who looks like a Dutch pop singer) which gives us the authority to make broad, sweeping decisions about which states stay in America 2.0 and which states are out. There is also some general discussion of Senator Kid Rock, what the dumbest non-sports sports things are, and why Bill C. and Godfrey should meet us outside because YES WE WILL CONTINUE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THE STATE OF FLORIDA FOOTBALL TASTE THESE RINGS YOU PUNKS. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 4.64 - Unedited, Out of Pure Spite

Wed, 08 Feb 2017 03:33:04 GMT

What if three employees of an Internet-only media outlet could not consistently use the Internet well enough to record a podcast? What if one of those employees had been covering that fact up by carefully editing out all the times where someone disconnects or everything just goes to shit? What if he stopped doing that on this episode? WELCOME! TO THE UNEDITED SHUTDOWN FULLCAST! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 4.63 - Todd Graham Saves The World

Fri, 03 Feb 2017 13:35:00 GMT

Per our guest Bud Elliott, National Signing Day is a thing that has happened and meant things to teams. Teams like Ole Miss, and Stanford, and Oklahoma, and The Wall of Hastily Stacked Human Hearts in Butch Jones's Basement. But we're here to talk about more than just who signed a good class and who didn't. We're here to talk about yard work. We're here to talk about improving your commitment announcement ceremony. And we're even here to talk about how Todd Graham -- yeah, that Todd Graham, the one you're thinking of -- could be the key to saving mankind from self-destruction. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 4.62 - The Worst Super Bowl Episode Possible

Thu, 26 Jan 2017 18:44:03 GMT

Other than Jim Harbaugh Things, which are always happening because they can't not happen, the college football world is pretty quiet for the time being. Fortunately, there's the Super Bowl! Which we don't really talk about that much, other than to spread a few lies about Boston. There are also questions about regional food because that's the main thing this podcast is about. Again, we're not sure why you listen to it in the first place. Or why we make it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 4.61: Three Bloggers Give You Workout Tips

Wed, 18 Jan 2017 13:20:44 GMT

The beginning of the offseason means it's time for promises you won't keep to yourself. One of those might be getting in better shape. Don't do what Oregon did! Listen to us instead and go get a job at Publix! Jason survives a mid-episode attack from the Luftstreitkräfte, and Spencer tells you how to be a more spiteful father. We also have updates on Ryan's very foolish quest to become all things Bloomin' Onion. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 4.60 - National Championship Recap

Wed, 11 Jan 2017 13:33:27 GMT

The Clemson-Alabama rematch was so entertaining and interesting that this might be our least joke-filled episode...ever? We got too caught up admiring Deshaun Watson, and Clemson's receivers, and how their defense played spectacularly for so long that the offensive line could pick itself off the mat when they needed to. We even have lots of positive things to say about Alabama! It's all very confusing and probably a sign that we need to sleep way more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 4.59 - Chicken Arguments and Bowl Reflections

Thu, 05 Jan 2017 19:52:59 GMT

One game remains in this college football season, so, appropriately, we spend a bunch of time on this episode talking about fried chicken restaurants. Theoretically there is also discussion of: - Ohio State's very poor showing/the Clemson Credit Card - New coaches that may be headed for rough first years - Press box fighting rankings - Teams that are likely to be hyperinflated by bowl success - Notre Dame OH YEAH WE FOUND A WAY SUCKERS - My one and only goal for 2017: to become the Bloomin Onion Mascot. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

40 for 40: The 2016 Sugar Bowl

Sat, 31 Dec 2016 15:03:58 GMT

Number 40 of 40 bowl previews, in which we may not discuss the Sugar Bowl or the teams playing in it whatsoever! We are perfectly aware that this game is taking place in 2017 and not 2016 but we are too lazy to change our formatting for these episodes so too bad for you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

40 for 40: The 2016 Rose Bowl

Sat, 31 Dec 2016 15:02:39 GMT

Number 39 of 40 bowl previews, in which we may not discuss the Rose Bowl or the teams playing in it whatsoever! Actually, this one is confusingly positive, about the bowl venue and the players involved and shoot even the coaches. 2016 has been a very trying year. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

40 for 40: The 2016 Cotton Bowl

Sat, 31 Dec 2016 14:58:59 GMT

Number 38 of 40 bowl previews, in which we may not discuss the Cotton Bowl or the teams playinROW THE BOAT ROW THE BOAT ROW THE BOAT ROW THE BOAT ROW THE BOAT ROW THE BOAT ROW THE BOAT ROW THE BOAT Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

40 for 40: The 2016 Outback Bowl

Sat, 31 Dec 2016 14:56:43 GMT

Number 37 of 40 bowl previews, in which we may not discuss the Outback Bowl or the teams playing in it whatsoever! Looking at the run time of this episode, you can probably guess whether we do or not! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

40 for 40: The 2016 Fiesta Bowl

Fri, 30 Dec 2016 21:56:50 GMT

Number 36 of 40 bowl previews, in which we may not discuss the Fiesta Bowl or the teams playing in it whatsoever! This one has some actual football discussion, which, I'm sorry, I know that's not why you're here and we'll try to do better. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

40 for 40: The 2016 Peach Bowl

Fri, 30 Dec 2016 21:51:09 GMT

Number 35 of 40 bowl previews, in which we may not discuss the Peach Bowl or the teams playing in it whatsoever! I mean, it's a playoff game, so we're probably going to talk about the teams and the game. But this is a pretty bad and pointless podcast, so there's a chance we won't. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

40 for 40: The 2016 TaxSlayer Bowl

Fri, 30 Dec 2016 21:43:26 GMT

Number 34 of 40 bowl previews, in which we may not discuss the TaxSlayer Bowl or the teams playing in it whatsoever! Kentucky and Georgia Tech have explore the whole football spectrum this year, from "beat Louisville and Virginia Tech" to "lost to Southern Miss and barely beat Duke." So if you know what's going to happen in this game, you are a liar or a time traveler. If you're a time traveler, why are you listening to this podcast? (That's true of non time travelers as well, to be fair.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

40 for 40: The 2016 Citrus Bowl

Fri, 30 Dec 2016 21:39:27 GMT

Number 33 of 40 bowl previews, in which we may not discuss the Citrus Bowl or the teams playing in it whatsoever! Wait, no, this is a bowl that has Coach O and Lamar Jackson in it. Of course we're talking about the teams. (And Todd Grantham, Emotional Defensive Coordinator.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

40 for 40: The 2016 Orange Bowl

Thu, 29 Dec 2016 13:29:05 GMT

Number 32 of 40 bowl previews, in which we may not discuss the Orange Bowl or the teams playing in it whatsoever! If you have evidence of a Michigan fan and a Florida State fan successfully conversing for more than six minutes straight without the use of a Wisconsin fan as interpreter, please send it our way. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

40 for 40: The 2016 Arizona Bowl

Thu, 29 Dec 2016 13:27:17 GMT

Number 31 of 40 bowl previews, in which we may not discuss the Arizona Bowl or the teams playing in it whatsoever! This bowl game barely exists. The same is true of this podcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

40 for 40: The 2016 Music City Bowl

Thu, 29 Dec 2016 13:24:50 GMT

Number 30 of 40 bowl previews, in which we may not discuss the Music City Bowl or the teams playing in it whatsoever! Tennessee has already lost this game by way of chicken failure. Also, if you're looking to sell property in Nashville, please email Spencer. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

40 for 40: The 2016 Sun Bowl

Thu, 29 Dec 2016 13:21:17 GMT

Number 29 of 40 bowl previews, in which we may not discuss the Sun Bowl or the teams playing in it whatsoever! In truth, we spend almost no time talking about the teams in this game. We spend a lot of time talking about the game itself and its reign as America's Most Hungover Bowl. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

40 for 40: The 2016 Liberty Bowl

Thu, 29 Dec 2016 13:18:48 GMT

Number 28 of 40 bowl previews, in which we may not discuss the Liberty Bowl or the teams playing in it whatsoever! One person on this episode is just brutal towards Georgia. Surprisingly, that person is neither Spencer nor Ryan. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

40 for 40: The 2016 Alamo Bowl

Thu, 29 Dec 2016 13:16:17 GMT

Number 27 of 40 bowl previews, in which we may not discuss the Alamo Bowl or the teams playing in it whatsoever! TCU is not in this game, but that does not stop us from going into disturbing details on Gary Patterson at Taco Bell, to the point that Holly storms off at one point. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

40 for 40: The 2016 Belk Bowl

Thu, 29 Dec 2016 13:14:06 GMT

Number 26 of 40 bowl previews, in which we may not discuss the Belk Bowl or the teams playing in it whatsoever! Tread lightly if you are easily offended by people slandering Beamerball or the thought of Bret Bielema reproducing. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

40 for 40: The 2016 Holiday Bowl

Mon, 26 Dec 2016 18:39:49 GMT

Number 19 of 40 bowl previews, in which we may not discuss the Holiday Bowl or the teams playing in it whatsoever! Also, please do not sue us, Lindsey Buckingham. We have no money, as you can tell by the fact that we keep doing these instead of something that might actually improve our lives. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

40 for 40: The 2016 Military Bowl

Mon, 26 Dec 2016 18:35:27 GMT

Number 18 of 40 bowl previews, in which we may not discuss the Military Bowl or the teams playing in it whatsoever! Temple enters this game without their head coach while Wake Forest lacks something far more important: internal trust. I'm writing my name on my groceries from now on, Wake Forest, and I'm looking for my own place once I save up the money! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

40 for 40: The 2016 Heart of Dallas Bowl

Mon, 26 Dec 2016 18:31:16 GMT

Number 17 of 40 bowl previews, in which we may not discuss the Heart of Dallas Bowl or the teams playing in it whatsoever! As is Fullcast custom, the best discussion took place after we finished recording, when Spencer found out that Zaxby's commercials have featured stars like Penny Marshall, Evander Holyfield, Reginald VelJohnson, and Paul Sorvino. Sorry about that! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

40 for 40: The 2016 Independence Bowl Preview

Fri, 23 Dec 2016 14:10:19 GMT

Number 16 of 40 bowl previews, in which we may not discuss the Independence Bowl or the teams playing in it whatsoever! We will, however, use this episode to remind you that the Canadian Football League once put a team in Shreveport, which might help you understand why the CFL will never overtake the NFL. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

40 for 40: The 2016 Quick Lane Bowl Preview

Fri, 23 Dec 2016 14:06:47 GMT

Number 15 of 40 bowl previews, in which we may not discuss the Quick Lane Bowl or the teams playing in it whatsoever! Dudes. #Dudes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

40 for 40: The 2016 St. Petersburg Bowl Preview

Fri, 23 Dec 2016 14:04:25 GMT

Number 14 of 40 bowl previews, in which we may not discuss the St. Pete Bowl or the teams playing in it whatsoever! Kind of weird that an orange juice company put its name on a stadium with field known for being 1. artificial and 2. shitty but who are we to judge? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

40 for 40: The 2016 Hawaii Bowl Preview

Fri, 23 Dec 2016 14:00:33 GMT

Number 13 of 40 bowl previews, in which we may not discuss the Hawaii Bowl or the teams playing in it whatsoever! Did you know the cost of living in Honolulu is lower than that in New York City! You won't learn that in the podcast, but you learned about it here, which is almost as good! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

40 for 40: The 2016 Dollar General Bowl Preview

Fri, 16 Dec 2016 13:11:42 GMT

Number 12 of 40 bowl previews, in which we may not discuss the Dollar General Bowl or the teams playing in it whatsoever! This is the final episode we recorded with three of us using a legitimate studio setup so when the episodes after this sound like ass, that's why, don't at me. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

40 for 40: The 2016 Armed Forces Bowl Preview

Fri, 16 Dec 2016 13:08:12 GMT

Number 11 of 40 bowl previews, in which we may not discuss the Armed Forces Bowl or the teams playing in it whatsoever! DID YOU KNOW: Two years ago, this game featured Houston and Pitt, which legally makes Pitt our shadow military of last resort. The Constitution is clear on this. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

40 for 40: The 2016 Bahamas Bowl Preview

Fri, 16 Dec 2016 13:03:01 GMT

Number 10 of 40 bowl previews, in which we may not discuss the Bahamas Bowl or the teams playing in it whatsoever! This is one of those episodes that's short because we're sick of 1. talking to each other and 2. life. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

40 for 40: The 2016 Famous Idaho Potato Bowl Preview

Fri, 16 Dec 2016 12:59:19 GMT

Number 9 of 40 bowl previews, in which we may not discuss the Famous Idaho Potato Bowl or the teams playing in it whatsoever! Paul Petrino will fight you if you listen to this podcast, or if you do not. He's outside your house right now, kicking your car. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

40 for 40: The 2016 Poinsettia Bowl Preview

Fri, 16 Dec 2016 12:55:20 GMT

Number 8 of 40 bowl previews, in which we may not discuss the Poinsettia Bowl or the teams playing in it whatsoever! Each of these episodes costs five dollars and we work on the honor system; we assume the $35 for the previous seven episodes is already in the mail thank youuuuuuuu. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

40 for 40: The 2016 Boca Raton Bowl Preview

Fri, 16 Dec 2016 12:51:14 GMT

Number 7 of 40 bowl previews, in which we may not discuss the Boca Raton Bowl or the teams playing in it whatsoever! Please Google Image Search "Nick Holt" before listening to this episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

40 for 40: The 2016 Miami Beach Bowl Preview

Fri, 16 Dec 2016 12:48:18 GMT

Number 6 of 40 bowl previews, in which we may not discuss the Miami Beach Bowl or the teams playing in it whatsoever! Mostly we're distracted by the fact that Spencer lost his luggage by just leaving it in overhead storage. He is worse at flying than you are at anything. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

40 for 40: The 2016 New Orleans Bowl Preview

Tue, 13 Dec 2016 13:20:33 GMT

Number 5 of 40 bowl previews, in which we may not discuss the New Orleans Bowl or the teams playing in it whatsoever! Ryan's still getting basic facts wrong and they should fire him already! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

40 for 40: The 2016 Cure Bowl Preview

Tue, 13 Dec 2016 13:16:16 GMT

Number 4 of 40 bowl previews, in which we may not discuss the Cure Bowl or the teams playing in it whatsoever! Ryan can't even get the basic facts of this game right so don't expect much, please! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

40 for 40: The 2016 Camellia Bowl Preview

Tue, 13 Dec 2016 13:14:33 GMT

Number 3 of 40 bowl previews, in which we may not discuss the Camellia Bowl or the teams playing in it whatsoever! Caveat emptor is the only rule for this podcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

40 for 40: The 2016 Las Vegas Bowl Preview

Tue, 13 Dec 2016 13:12:00 GMT

Number 2 of 40 bowl previews, in which we may not discuss the Las Vegas Bowl or the teams playing in it whatsoever! Sorry, we're not good at this! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

40 for 40: The 2016 New Mexico Preview

Tue, 13 Dec 2016 13:09:46 GMT

Number 1 of 40 bowl previews, in which we may not discuss the New Mexico Bowl or the teams playing in it whatsoever! That's the risk you take when you decide to listen! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 4.58 - BOWL SEASON COMIN'

Mon, 05 Dec 2016 13:16:54 GMT

The Playoff has been settled upon and it's fine. It's all fine. We mostly ignore that in favor of picking our own Playoff Of Teams You Don't Want To Face, including USC, LSU, Florida State, and, yes, Pitt. We also: - Praise Virginia Tech, one of 2016's most confusing and wonderful teams - Acknowledge the one Playoff truth: it's all a long prank at the Big 12's expense - Handing out the People's Heisman - Prepare for Dana Holgorsen, Wise Elder of College Football - Try to guess at Breaking Bret Bielema news - Talk way too much about Florida - Including a brief Outback Bowl discussion EVEN THOUGH WE'RE ABOUT TO DO A TON OF BOWL PREVIEW EPISODES UGH STUPID SPENCER Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 4.57 - Championship Weekend Preview

Wed, 30 Nov 2016 14:03:17 GMT

Football season's almost done and you're still listening to this terrible podcast, which says something about mankind's collective inability to change for the better. But since you're here, we: - Imagined the Playoff that has 3 Big 10 teams but Bama still winning - Let Spencer go way, way out on a Pac 12 limb that will almost certainly collapse - Figured out the fan base happiest to be done with 2016 - Identified the best part of the SEC Championship Game - Picked the worst coach Florida realistically hires if McElwain leaves for Oregon - Found out from Jason in real time that the Oregon job was open, making that McElwain replacement discussion so so so real Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 4.56 - A Crap Assessment of the SEC

Mon, 28 Nov 2016 12:45:26 GMT

Yes, we talk about the Ohio State-Michigan game, but it takes longer to get there than it should because we podcast like your grandmother drives: far too slowly and dangerous to others at night. Other topics! - A coach-by-coach analysis of which SEC coaches are crap - Pitt-Syracuse broke math - Nodding approvals of Arizona, Iowa, and NC State - The scenario in which Brian Kelly gets carried off the field by his players - How tragically bad our preseason predictions were - Oregon, the hell are you doing? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 4.55 - Time Travel, Ham, and Purdue

Wed, 23 Nov 2016 20:58:51 GMT

This episode has a little bit of Thanksgiving: - Analyzing how drunk you can get in front of family - Ham thoughts - A plea to eat whatever you want A little bit of football: - Rivalry week, AKA Ruin Someone Else's Season Without Really Improving Your Own - How A&M can outfox Texas - Don't bet money on an Arizona game - Or an Arizona State game - The worst FSU hire(s) possible And a little bit of personal failures: - Ryan and Spencer are bad at dating - Spencer is also capable of immense meanness - Jason is the only good person here Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 4.54 - You Can't Lose To Kansas

Mon, 21 Nov 2016 18:39:50 GMT

Though apparently you can lose to Iowa State, if you have really really really good hair. You can also lose to Boston College, but you have to be UConn, which, no, don't do that. You CAN'T lose to Central Michigan if you're Oklahoma State. They ran the numbers and it's mathematically impossible; please correct your flawed record book. Other topics! - Rutgers, and Paul Wulff proves it could be so much worse - Standing outside in the cold to prove you're tough - Colorado won't make the Playoff but dang that'd be awesome - An exploration of the madness that is the Apple Cup - Vanderbilt tuned up Ole Miss, in case you missed it - Tom Herman's airport habits - Notre Dame is 4-7, just FYI Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 4.53 - Week 12 Preview / Jimmy Sexton's $5000 Ice Cream

Wed, 16 Nov 2016 12:50:06 GMT

This is the block of text where I tell you what goes on in this week's episode, but, honestly, who can even remember? I know we talked about ice cream as it relates to the SEC-SoCon challenge, and what kind of butt each ACC team is. I vaguely recall a listener asking us how to make money, even though we're all financial idiots. Maybe there are game previews, but they're probably ill-conceived. Oh, Jason definitely called Florida moving back into the top 25. And Spencer made Ryan feel bad about himself. Plus some other stuff? In theory? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 4.52 - The Single Winwood Offense

Mon, 14 Nov 2016 12:22:28 GMT

Fair warning: if you listen to this episode, you're going to hear Spencer scream IOWAAAAAAAA for a longer time than seems necessary. You will also hear - A tribute to Hawkeye punter Ron Coluzzi and Tales of Kinnick Intoxication - Actual positive discussion of Pitt, no fooling - Actual positive discussion of USC, what is wrong with us - Checking in on Boston College, that's more like it - Conference championship nightmare scenarios imagined - Auburn's um, interesting quarterback situation - Congratulating Wake Forest on their big hockey win Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 4.51: Ass Week Begins, Now With Extra Ass

Thu, 10 Nov 2016 15:40:23 GMT

The ass-ingest week of the college football season is here, and we are here to do two things: kick said ass, and chew bubble gum. And we are all out of bubble gum. Because we ate it. Because bubble gum is delicious, and something that tastes that good shouldn't be something you aren't supposed to eat. Topics of interest for week eleven: --We're going to talk about football, because that's our job! Nothing else. At least, not much of anything else before we go about our business. --It's a less-than-luminous week on the slate, but USC/Washington is happening. Do you call all USC quarterbacks "Matt" by default? Spencer does, and it makes so much sense when you start remembering that everyone who has ever played QB for the Trojans is actually a secret Matt. --How Washington coach Chris Petersen's greatest asset as a coach is calling an offensive game like a complete dick. (He's fine, personally! But calling plays like he does? Total dick, which is what you want when you --Hey listen Will Muschamp has had success with a young QB before, it's just not fun to remember when you're yelling about "LOL MUSCHAMP." Oh, and a reminder that there is the real possibility that a kid who could be playing his senior season in high school might have to face Alabama in the SEC Championship Game! That should probably be illegal! --Arkansas also plays LSU in the week's only other matchup of ranked teams. One is ranked #24 and one is ranked #25 but that still technically means ranked in the weakest possible definition of ranked. --A proposal for Oregon to hire Hugh Freeze, the man least personally compatible with living in Eugene, Oregon and working for Phil Knight --SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE BECAUSE O-5 IN BIG TEN PLAY MICHIGAN STATE PLAYS 0-5 RUTGERS LET'S KICK THIS SHIT OFF AT NINE A.M. AND SEE HOW SOON WE CAN GET IT OVER WITH --Notre Dame is playing Army in San Antonio, for some reason? --Let Jason do his best Dana Holgorsen impression, which he describes as "drunk Shawn Michaels." A meal eaten at 1 a.m. still counts as breakfast. --Washington/Cal is happening again so be prepared for seven hours of something sort of resembling football that will end in tears Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 4.50 - Bama's In Trouble!

Mon, 07 Nov 2016 04:21:20 GMT

Ohio State-Nebraska! Vandy-Auburn! Iowa-Penn State! TCU-Baylor! These are but a few of the games that we managed to not discuss this week, in part because Spencer's internet connection died before we could. (The other part: we're biased and hate your team.) What did we talk about instead? - How Alabama is sabotaging its own championship hopes - When we decided LSU was dead - Designing a fitting trophy for Michigan State-Rutgers - Why the Pac-12 gives Spencer maximum entertainment - Ryan's the one mad at Florida now apparently - Special guest Brian Floyd breaks down Arizona - The holiest path ahead for Hugh Freeze Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 4.49 - Week 10 Previewed And/Or Avoided

Tue, 01 Nov 2016 22:27:23 GMT

Jason's outside again, which, yeah, means the sound's going to be a total disaster. Oh, and we talked about some football stuff, like: - What the Big 12 is for, if anything - The bowl prediction that pits Charlie Strong against Georgia - How to fix GameDay with more guns - Jim Harbaugh goes to a baseball game - Spencer's new nickname, Captain Beef - Which QBs we've seen absorb the most physical punishment - Notre Dame is playing Navy - In Jacksonville - Before noon - Why you shouldn't knock on Alabama's door on Halloween - Finding Ed Orgeron a home, possibly in the Marvel universe Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 4.48 - Please Check On Your Undefeated Team

Mon, 31 Oct 2016 02:41:13 GMT

West Virginia and Boise and Baylor and Nebraska were all undefeated. They aren't now, which, well, sorry y'all. This episode has a good five minutes of I don't really know what at the beginning, followed by this: - A conference referee taxonomy - Pointing out that Tennessee lost to a child quarterback born after the last Volunteer national title - Admiring Notre Dame's persistence in trying to lose yet again - Explaining how PJ Fleck will beat USC three times in 2017 - The origins of the universe as they relate to Georgia football - Doing Louisville a solid by saying very little about how they almost lost to UVA - Doing Ohio State a MAJOR solid by not even talking about the Northwestern game - A celebration of Wyoming winning by safety - DUDES DUDES DUDES DUDES DUDES DUDES Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 4.47 - Welcome To The Universe Where Nebraska-Wisconsin Is A Thing

Wed, 26 Oct 2016 11:38:08 GMT

Week 9's games: pretty okay! There's an interesting Virginia Tech-Pitt clash on Thursday, a number of noon games you can watch instead of Kentucky-Mizzou on Saturday, a Baylor-Texas matchup that surely won't turn into a bunch of yelling and accusation hurling, one of Washington's last regular season chances to do something people will pay attention to, a Wisconsin-Nebraska game that one team will leave still undefeated, and Clemson-Florida State. Some of these games we talk about with analysis and thought! Many of them we do not and it's the same old bullshit and dumb jokes! One nice-ish thing is said about Notre Dame! Sort of! Papa John is discussed aaaaaagain! And we check in on Jason's bet with Steven Godfrey on whether or not Kansas can win 3 games. (Spoiler: maybe, but you'll need to wait a little.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 4.46 - Leonard Fournette Remains At Large

Mon, 24 Oct 2016 14:08:39 GMT

Penn State knocked off #2 Ohio State with a blocked field goal returned for a touchdown, so naturally we take 10 minutes to get to that game and talk about LSU-Ole Miss first because we're terrible at identifying meaningfulness. Other points of digression include: - Whether Todd Graham has what it takes to use "chickenshit" in conversation - How to defeat Jim Harbaugh by preying on his crippling addiction to competition - Bill Snyder is not a nice person, don't fall for his kind grandpa thing - Kirk Ferentz does the job you paid him to do - Our government mandated statement of fealty to Alabama - A very rude trip through the Arkansas-LSU box score Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 4.45: Week Eight, or It's Hammering Panda Time

Thu, 20 Oct 2016 18:30:58 GMT

FULLCAST BACK. This time without Ryan, who we subbed out for Jane Coaston, MTV News writer, Michigan fan, and Hammering Panda evangelist. It’s like all the other podcasts where we bring someone else in: better by subtraction of one of our three inept selves, and then improved further by having an actual competent person on the show. TOPICS: The Hammering Panda and Man Berg, aka the Big Ten’s two best-named players taking the same field for Illinois/Michigan. This is the only reason to even think about this game. Discussion of the biggest game of the week...EASTERN MICHIGAN AT WESTERN MICHIGAN Fine, fine, we talk about the various fictions one has to write in order to get to a competitive and real Texas A&M/Alabama game. Remember how it’s in Tuscaloosa? That’s neat! Jason points out that the SEC West is set on random this year. See: Gus Malzahn, tough-minded, defense-first coach. Oregon/Cal exists? Why? What NC State is (a kind of demon raccoon that thrives in trash fires) and why they could theoretically be a problem in a noon game with Louisville The IT JUST MEANS MORE game of the week is MTSU/Mizzou, which Mizzou could totalllllllllllly lose Jason leaves like Mack Brown in the middle of the broadcast, meaning Jane and Spencer take advantage of the opportunity to yell about Colorado, which SEC coach is secretly a democrat, and why Chick-Fil-A needs to stop this stupid shit where they insist no one believed in chicken for breakfast WE ALWAYS BELIEVED IN CHICKEN FOR BREAKFAST Oh, and in those reader questions, we talk about how Baylor is the most hated team by media this season because almost no one in college football media has the faintest clue how to start talking about what happened at Baylor. That’s bad! As in really bad, as in almost as bad as conducting a report/review that you just summarized in a separate summary of public findings without naming individuals at all. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 4.44 - WARNING: Contains Purdue Content

Sun, 16 Oct 2016 21:45:18 GMT

Because we cannot agree on whether Week 7 was good or bad, we broke it up into its constituent parts. GOOD: - Ohio State and Wisconsin, even though only one of them could win - ACC Lead Detective Mitch Trubisky - A bear eating hot dogs at a casual yet alarming rate (there's a connection here, don't worry) - Papa John being as Papa John as possible - Dino Babers and the Syracuse offense BAD: - Referees (see Tulsa v. Houston; In re Luke Falk Pass Attempt) - Spencer's attitude towards Florida - Kliff Kingsbury and the Texas Tech offense - Attempting to out-motivate P.J. Fleck - Georgia running the ball with a 5'8 wide receiver on 4th and 1 - Against Vanderbilt - Georgia lost to Vanderbilt NEITHER GOOD NOR BAD BUT MERELY FACT: - A lot of meanness concerning Notre Dame - Historic Purdue accomplishments - Arkansas 34, Ole Miss 30, a game we barely mentioned but please don't take it to mean anything, sometimes we just get distracted and stupid Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 4.43 - Week Seven Previewed; Please Leash Your Duck

Wed, 12 Oct 2016 15:54:49 GMT

--Some exciting pre-show banter definitely not left unintentionally in the audio --Reminder that Ole Miss/Arkansas is on this week, and unless it involves converting a 4th and 25 on a backwards pass it probably can't top last year --A definitive discussion of who gets purpler: Alex Jones or Brian Kelly? --Also a diversion into the oldest software in use to discuss college football on the internet, aka ND NATION, and a look at just how bad the rest of the season could be for Notre Dame. Put on Stanford/Notre Dame on the screen on your fridge! Let it simmer there for a while, like a fine reduction. --This is not a short conversation, we mock Notre Dame for at least ten minutes --MICHIGAN WE KNOW YOU'RE SMART, YOU TELL YOURSELVES AND US THAT ALL THE TIME -- --Who in the top ten is secretly assy, and about to display said assedness in the second half of the season? (Baaaaaadgers) --More desperate thrashing to create an argument against Alabama winning their game against Tennessee this week --Reader Kenny probably totally hates Ryan, but we let him stay at the party anyway and answer his question about Baylor probably hiring Sonny Dykes --This leads to noticing the Big 12 is pretty much loaded with gun-toting mascots, or those who need them immediately --Why Ohio State will play just fine this weekend against Wisconsin and still get dinged for it --Teams that don't have live mascots who need live mascots, like the Indiana Hoosiers, who just need a regular guy from Indiana to sit on the sidelines in a sweatshirt and cheap jeans --West Virginia's only played four games? Cool, on that throwback schedule --WAKE FOREST PLAYING FSU WITH A BETTER ACC RECORD ON THE TENTH ANNIVERSARY OF 30-0 IN TALLY ALL IN LET'S GO DO IT FOR GHOST ARNOLD PALMER --Jim Harbaugh drinking milk, it's just gross, man Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 4.42 - The Unbearable Sadness of Rutgers

Mon, 10 Oct 2016 19:22:52 GMT

Week six is done, and so is Rutgers football after losing 78-0 to Michigan. Topics! --The Notre Dame/NC State game, a.k.a. THE BEST 10-3 GAME EVER and MORE PROOF YOU SHOULD JUST PUNT AND HOPE YOUR OPPONENT DOES SOMETHING STUPID --"Will Notre Dame make a bowl game?", a question we actually have to ask at this point --Notre Dame could miss a bowl game this year --How many points can we make about Notre Dame being horrible and Brian Kelly being a wretched man, well, how many points ya got --A SALUTE TO RUTGERS SURVIVING AN EPIC DEFEAT SO BAD IT BECAME NEAR-NOBLE --A discussion of what did and didn't make sense in Tennessee/Texas A&M. Tennessee had seven turnovers and almost won! Guess which category this falls into here! --A deep analysis of how the LSU/Florida game played out --The Count of Monte Cristo Game, which you may also call the Washington/Oregon game, or also call the most thorough debacling of a rival this year (unless you call Rutgers/Michigan a rivalry) ( Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 4.41 - Speedrunnin' Week 6

Tue, 04 Oct 2016 20:04:42 GMT

THE FULLCAST RIDES FOR WEEK FIVE, which hits status as “a pretty good week” because it contains both “college football” and “passably good college football.” We tried to be quick about it, which went about as well as that usually does. TOPICS: --Spencer gets very excited about the best noon slate of the year, while Ryan and Jason remind him that it is still a noon slate --Why Tennessee suddenly can’t lose football games, aka “the Butch Jones cashes in a decade of collected football karma skymiles all at once” stratagem --Ryan finds a matchup so repellent even he cannot hate-watch it (good god, y’all) --Did you know Maryland is undefeated, and could very realistically beat Penn State this weekend? That won’t be awkward at all for anyone, especially you, person who just realized Maryland is undefeated. --Miami and FSU might be playing in a hurricane, which would be cool --Georgia and South Carolina might be playing in a hurricane, which really wouldn’t be any different since South Carolina always looks like they’re playing in a stiff wind and driving rain even in clear skies and bright sunshine --The Red River Rivalry is happening this weekend! Abandon hope, wake up early, and just see how nothing you anticipated happening happens again for the 111th time in a row --Ryan leaves the podcast early, a la Mack Brown in the middle of the Toledo/BYU game --Jason and Spencer answer reader questions as fast as they can, including the all-important question of what game is better for freakish weather than the 2000 Independence Bowl where it snowed in Shreveport? (A: nothing, ever) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 4.40: The Hunt For Mack Browntober

Mon, 03 Oct 2016 14:23:15 GMT

Florida State now has the same conference record as Boston College. This is just a fact we're offering you, and not in any way a commentary on the quality of the 2016 Seminoles. Other facts we discuss this week include: - Tennessee's smart decision to spend all its bad luck in 2015 so this year can be nothing but amazing comebacks - Washington making Stanford look Walt Harrisian - Identifying the secret, true El Assico - We're seriously asking if Oregon is going to make a bowl game, what the hell has happened to you Oregon - Mike Gundy's not going to T. Boone's graduation party and we heard they're not even friends on Facebook anymore - Spencer kind of sort of propositions Mack Brown for group sex - I know, again - Cal's defense won a game, Colorado is ranked, USC embarrassed someone else, and none of us know a single thing about UCLA-Arizona Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 4.39: Week Five, and the Dreaded Skip-Block

Thu, 29 Sep 2016 01:12:58 GMT

Okay, so we recorded the preview episode for week five during a thunderstorm and that went about as well as it could during a thunderstorm. That is, it went badly, even by the already low audio standards of the Fullcast. The topics. covered through difficult conditions because we are GRITTY: --Tennessee/Georgia playing a game that if the SEC East made sense would end with a decisive Tennessee victory, meaning it probably won't --How you kind of have to watch every game Houston plays even though they're playing overmatched teams like UConn, because they somehow managed to lose to UConn last year, and you wouldn't want to miss that even though they're probably still going to pummel them in revenge for that? Because they're a national power with an iffy schedule? --A lengthy discussion of offensive lines, including the absurd lengths the Stanford offensive lines will go to make you dig a hole to get lower then they are --We discuss how far Wake Forest has to go into an undefeated season before we start to realize this as a real thing and not some error of math and fate --Memphis/Ole Miss! A.k.a. THERE'S GONE BE A FIIIIIIIGHT --A reflection on the raw thrill of seeing Lamar Jackson playing real football again, and how Dabo will put 50 points on Louisville if he can to redeem Bobby Petrino's soul --Huh, what game was USC playing when they fired Lane Kiffin, hey look, that was Arizona State, who's USC playing with a 1-3 record this week, oh hey that's undefeated Arizona State, that's weird and not at all ironic-- --A plea for someone to Periscope the Hawaii game for us, and the world at large Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 4.38: Les is not More

Mon, 26 Sep 2016 18:24:17 GMT

This week Jason and I are joined by new SB Nation recruit Richard Johnson for what is mostly an hour plus of commiseration over the following: --The immense hole in our hearts the departure of Les Miles has left, and who can attempt to fill it but fail --Who will end up taking the LSU job, and why they won't be as cool as Les Miles, even though they might be a better coach and win more games and stuff, but won't have interesting press conferences or make GIFs of himself Dikembe-blocking his daughter's jump-shot --WHY DID YOU FIRE LES MILES okay we know, we know, but we're still going to yell about it because our hearts hurt --Richard and I mumble about Florida being trash for a minute --Wisconsin seems mean, that's something we talk about for a second or two --The only really joyous discussion in this whole podcast comes around the 52 minute mark when we discuss Chad Kelly's bliss at getting the opportunity to throw the ball downfield with zero regard for what's waiting for it when it lands. --Oh look, Mark Richt's ranked ahead of Georgia --Look, we're just going to admit that we've all watched Washington at least twice now and can't figure out why people keep ranking them --WAIT IS ARIZONA STATE GOOD, THIS IS NOW A SITUATION AND WE HAVE TO START TALKING ABOUT IT --A salute to Jabrill Peppers of Michigan to make a business decision and not get trucked by Penn State's giant kicker Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

EMERGENCY SPITECAST

Sat, 24 Sep 2016 02:15:24 GMT

Did we need to drop a 15 minute express SPITECAST for Florida/Tennessee? No, but if we told you we got Holly Anderson for it? THEN IT BECAME ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY. Holly and Spencer talk about the essentials of the rivalry, which is now basically about fear and a mutual hatred of what this has turned us into after 15 years of enforced mutual hatred. WE ARE MONSTERS. BORED, HATEFUL MONSTERS. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 4.37: Nothing But Pain In Every Direction

Wed, 21 Sep 2016 16:58:51 GMT

The theme for week four -- which we decided after an arduous twenty seconds of thought --- is that there is nothing but pain in every direction, and that every team playing this weekend can only lose. There are no victories to be had, and only losses of varying degree. Topics explaining this bold thesis! --Oregon playing Colorado, a team they can't beat by enough point to feel good about after a shaky loss to Nebraska --The entire SEC West playing games where someone will lose badly and edge closer to total disaster, and another team will kick the aforementioned team into a canyon --Amazing Gus Malzahn facts that should horrify even a non-Auburn fan! --A vicious hypothetical spin around the SEC coaching carousel that ends with Hugh Freeze at Auburn! We did it, and it didn't even take the introduction of natural disasters or anything like that into the storyline --BYU and West Virginia are playing a football game at FedEx Field. Why? Whyyyyyyy? --A real inquiry into whether Vanderbilt needs to have a football coach or not --USC has already replaced its quarterback, which is a great thing going into a game against Utah on the road. We hope Max Browne transfers, and in the meantime enjoys his stay at USC as irresponsibly as possible. --Why Florida is the Atlanta airport of college quarterbacks --A despondent preview of the Florida/Tennessee game, so: the usual Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 4.36: Death By A Thousand Slices

Mon, 19 Sep 2016 15:22:26 GMT

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Shutdown Fullcast 4.35

Wed, 14 Sep 2016 14:22:43 GMT

Week three is full of extremely random but extremely good games, so most of this podcast is actually taken up by football talk. Like, at least 51% of the podcast, a new record for the Shutdown Fullcast. TOPICS: --A warm-up on light regional accents, including the unbelievable Pittsburgh accent and a quick review of how delightfully ironic it is when people from Wisconsin call you a hick --We swear we'll tell you the one thing Bama needs to do to beat Ole Miss, but first we talk about Houston going on the road to play Cincy. Delicious platelet-rich plasma shots for everyone. --Miami/App State, per ESPN's ticket index, is the second most expensive ticket in the nation right now. KIDD BREWER STADIUM, HOME OF ARISTOCRATS AND TYCOONS. --All three of us foolishly talking ourselves into Louisville beating Florida State --At least ten minutes of conversation about Papa John, aka John Schnatter, aka Big Daddy Garlic Bowls, aka The Worst Commercial Actor and Brand Presence Ever --Oklahoma hosting Ohio State, or how that really shouldn't be a close game if we're all being honest about Oklahoma at this point versus the monster Ohio State should, in theory, have. (In theory.) --Anxiety Week in the SEC West! Someone's getting fired and everything is bad. Ooh, and Georgia plays Mizzou, a game no one should watch, at all. --Pitt plays at Okie State, for some reason? --Finally, we reveal the secret to Alabama beating Ole Miss Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 4.34: Week Two Reviewed With 15 Mins of Solid Hatin'

Mon, 12 Sep 2016 13:50:41 GMT

Week Two's review is, like the week itself, far more interesting than advertised, even if it did drive Verne Lundquist to openly ask for distraction during the death throes of the Kentucky/Florida game. (Death throes = anything past the first quarter.) TOPICS: --How Jason just skipped this whole weekend and almost cried when Andre 3000 came out for "Black Ice" at the Dungeon Family reunion show --Maybe we discuss Kentucky football too long, but also come up with a fascinating solution to Kentucky's problems with an impending showdown with Alabama? (Don't go, and pass the savings on to your fans!) --The thousand ways Louisville quarterback Lamar Jackson is not real right now --Ryan finds the saddest scene from Illinois State/Northwestern, which is quite an accomplishment --A suggestion for new rivals for Penn State since Pitt is unfit to be their rival despite losing to the Panthers 42-39 this weekend --A review of the hilarity of Arkansas football and the brutal and irritating ways they found to antagonize TCU --OH WE GET TO TALK ABOUT GEORGIA ALMOST LOSING TO NICHOLLS AND HOW NICK CHUBB DIDN'T HAVE 100 YARDS AGAINST NICHOLLS --A detour into the disastrous ending of Washington State/Boise State where no one wanted to win the game --A review of the Navy/UConn game, where UConn definitely did not want to win the game, and threw 15 seconds into the trash because time is free, and points are something you can pull out of your pocket after the game and apply retroactively --How Tennessee scored 45 points and still looked worrisomely bad on offense against Virginia Tech, aka how we really don't want to see Josh Dobbs get hurt this season --Central Michigan shouldn't have won, and did, and if it's Monday we just kicked you in the balls again, Oklahoma State fan --Nick Saban, furious after a 38-10 win where Western Kentucky's QB politely decided to "leave the game" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 4.33: Week Two is bad but ¡EL ASSICO! LIVES

Wed, 07 Sep 2016 15:25:39 GMT

--Week two is so bad Spencer stumbles over the intro before the show even starts --Oh, we get to discuss Texas/ND and Ole Miss/FSU! Which were both pleasing to the hater in different and yet still equally satisfying parts --A review of Iowa v. Iowa State, aka ¡El Assico!, the game some Iowa fans get mad at us for even noticing. "It's like you're pooping in the woods and someone looks." ---Jason Kirk, football genius, giving us the perfect analogy for this. --A discussion of relevant airplane drinking --Okay we're done discussing Iowa --NOPE. Ryan goes off on Iowa extending Kirk Ferentz to a contract that none of us understand, but that Ryan REALLY doesn't understand. --Okay Ryan goes on for a while longer about this, and we point out other coaches who did what Ferentz did and got fired. Hi, Mark Richt! --A lengthy discussion of how having a child will not make Ryan a better, more mature person, and also that one time Spencer yelled at a pair of FSU fans in front of his children. Also calling Florida State fans "headcrab-ass people", which is to be expected here. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 4.32: Week One Reviewed, or SEC TRASH

Mon, 05 Sep 2016 15:49:44 GMT

Remember that thing where SEC teams were going to start playing real teams to start the season, and not cupcake games against the overmatched dregs of FCS? THAT MAY HAVE BEEN A MISTAKE. Ryan, Jason, and Spencer review the first weekend of the season up until Sunday, which we do not cover because we recorded this early on Sunday, when Notre Dame lost to Texas. It would have been fun to talk about Notre Dame losing painfully in OT to a Texas team it beat by thirty points and more last year, but we did not have time to discuss how Notre Dame could not stop the offense of a team that last year lost a howler to Iowa State. Again, we did not discuss this hilarious failure by Notre Dame, a team whose disappearance into a crater or timefold or other deep hole opening into another dimension would diminish the overall value of college football and society at large by zero percent. We also did not discuss how ugly-ass the ugly-ass Under Armour shirts Notre Dame's staff had to wear on the sidelines. Static-ass ugly-ass 1992-lookin-ass shirts. So since we did not discuss that, we talk about the following instead: --How the SEC faceplanted so very badly on opening weekend --Why the team with the kicker with the longer hair will always win a game, i.e. why Mississippi State lost at home to South Alabama --A special breakout on whatever Kentucky did, which was bad even by the deplorable and intense standards of Kentucky-level failure --We don't even discuss Alabama because this is a football podcast not an avalanche report --How FCS teams beating FBS teams is a bad thing for your FBS team as long as your team isn't Washington State, which now will reel off nine straight wins and go to the Rose Bowl because this is a new tradition they have and you can't mess with tradition Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 4.31: Week One Is Here, Pop the Champagne

Wed, 31 Aug 2016 14:05:48 GMT

WEEK ONE IS HERE. The internet's only college football podcast starts off the 2016 college football season with: --a super important conversation about people Spencer does not look like, because...football? --how we love Cal for not mattering, ever --why we decide to begin the greatest sport's season every year with South Carolina football, a brand sure to drive horrified new viewers away in droves --how Jason once pulled a D in a British Lit class despite going to the wrong classroom and class the entire semester, go Kennesaw State Owls --which ranked teams face upsets in week one, even though we don't actually know who's good or not, and thus don't really have too many upsets? (SEE: OLE MISS VS. FLORIDA STATE, or any other ranked v. ranked matchup) --Ryan singing "NORTH CAROLINA, BEATING GEORGIA" jauntily --Who's going to lose to an FCS team in their opening week besides Iowa State, who's totally losing to UNI because UNI specializes in this thing --More excited discussion about Auburn QB "White, Sean" and how sneaky fast he is --The introduction of 2016's hottest college football scoreboard cam gimmick: FIGHT CAM. We just send six cartoonishly costumed prospectors into a sparsely populated part of the stadium to stage-fight one lucky fan selected at random. The whole stadium gets to watch! It'll be delightful. --Texas plays Notre Dame, who they should want to beat very badly after last year's 35 point loss to the Irish. It's good to want things, even if they probably won't happen. --A final conversation about Ole Miss vs. FSU, the game where we see if Chad Kelly can outdo his predecessor Bo Wallace in throwing perfectly matching sets of TDs and INTs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 4.30: Andy Staples and Steve White Do Big Things

Wed, 24 Aug 2016 11:54:13 GMT

Two former SEC linemen join Jason and Ryan while Spencer is lost in the mountains. They talk about: - fried chicken chains and the unspeakable world of on-campus food delivery - the merits of blocking vs. muting on Twitter - whether college offensive linemen are really as unprepared as NFL scouts complain they are - strength coaches - the merits of scheduling FCS opponents - the very small difference between Heaven and Hell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 4.29: Too Many People In The Pool

Wed, 17 Aug 2016 13:51:13 GMT

The fire code gets tossed out the window on this episode, with special guests Bill Connelly (Podcast Ain't Played Nobody), Dan Rubenstein (The Solid Verbal), Bud Elliott (Tomahawk Nation), and Brian Floyd (Lost in the Upside Down). This ragtag crew is faced with the task of: - Figuring out what the hell we did with those season predictions, and why - Selecting the most generic FBS school - Threatening to murder turn of the century German teens - Identifying the worst conference game of 2016 - Picking the teams that will go from great to trash and vice versa this season - Failing to know the best Van Morrison song It's...surprisingly coherent? Sure, let's go with that. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 4.28: The Middest Of Major Episodes

Wed, 10 Aug 2016 16:09:15 GMT

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Shutdown Fullcast 4.27.0

Thu, 04 Aug 2016 15:52:03 GMT

The final preview episode! We're there, at last, but not before an intro where we talk about how playing in Detroit in the NFL is like the Dark Souls of football career challenges, and maybe a quick diversion into Botched, the best worst show on television. These two concepts are definitely related. The final teams: --BAMA. Mostly just us making things up about how they're not going to drag everyone on this schedule except for Ole Miss --OLE MISS. A fond discussion about a team that will probably beat Alabama, and then somehow lose four games along the way. The Rebels remain the team that wins the lottery on Monday, and is out of money by Tuesday; the Rebels remain "As I Lay Dying: The Football Team." --TEXAS A&M. That thing where you look at the schedule and make some very charitable advances in the Aggies' direction and still come up with a 7-5 record at best. Good luck, Kevin Sumlin! --UCLA. Josh Rosen could be really good, and it still might not matter if UCLA manages to get half its roster injured like they did last year. We also examine the philosophies of Jim Mora, Profane Zen Master. --West Virginia. Dana Holgorsen has been in Morgantown six years! He's almost an institution, which is probably just about when he up and leaves before creditors find him. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 4.26.0

Wed, 27 Jul 2016 15:31:21 GMT

You know, just because we say you're getting two podcasts in a week doesn't mean you're getting a good pair of podcasts. This isn't entirely our fault: the random assortment of teams came up with not one, but TWO teams in the state of Illinois. This was doomed from the start. Topics include: --A quick discussion of the hierarchy of cheap-ass grocery store chains, and a reminder that HEB hands out beers to drink while you're shopping --A review of all the bad things that have happened to every single one of these teams --A discussion of South Carolina football that devolves into "Will Muschamp, hostage negotiator" --How Northwestern is exactly the team to start 4-0 and end up 6-6 --A thing that will get us at least two angry emails about how Chicago is a college football town --Oregon State gets fast-forwarded to next year, let's just come back and see how they're doing next year, y'all, look away, this is definitely something for 2017 and eyes away, please --Ryan talks very seriously about Baylor, and not about football alone Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 4.25.0

Tue, 26 Jul 2016 15:23:51 GMT

Oh it's DOUBLE FULLCAST WEEK. This one might as well be the Brunch episode, because it involves a few prime ingredients (look, we're talking about Florida State, an excellent football team) mixed in with the lesser leftovers from the week you might not want to serve by themselves. (Hello, Indiana and Vanderbilt.) Topics include: --More yelling about FSU's Dalvin Cook, who should have been the Heisman winner last year, and how his football team might be real, real good around him already before you add in his unearthly talents. --Vanderbilt discussion centers mostly around a.) Vandy improving to a lofty five win standard again, and b.) a lot of reminders about how dismal Vandy has been historically, like that's something that will make Vandy feel better about getting their teeth kicked in by Tennessee consistently again. --Indiana! AMERICA'S MOST ZANDER DIAMONT TEAM. --Texas Tech! They're just Indiana football, but dustier and blessed with Pat Mahomes at quarterback. --Finally, Kansas State, which just gets kind of sad because it really, really feels like Bill Snyder's last season. (Even though it turns out that Bill Snyder is younger than man/chicken hybrid Kenny Rogers.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 4.24.0

Wed, 13 Jul 2016 15:19:52 GMT

WE BACK. The summer preview quite literally rolls on, at least in Jason's case, since he recorded his portion in the car this week in transit to SEC Media Days. Does Jason, recording in his car on a phone over the ineptly paved and uneven highways of Alabama, still sound better than recording over Indiana internet? Yes, yes it does. You're better than Indiana at something, Alabama! STICK THAT CHEST OUT AND ROLL TIDE. This one is...actually good? Actually GREAT. The teams this week are: --MICHIGAN STATE. A team that somehow feels like they'll be fine by scoring fewer points, playing uglier football, and losing a quarterback whose personality was considered cancerous even by NFL quarterback standards. Then again: when has an experienced backup upperclassman being considered a given at QB ever gone wrong, we ask, when, when in the entire history of say, Florida football has that ever gone wro-- --NC State! They're definitely a football team? They have a pretty good defense? They'll play sort of ineffective offense, but do it quickly? They're in the ACC, and not named Florida State or Clemson, so [bucket of shrug emojis]? --GEORGIA. A preview where we definitely do not say that Kirby Smart is Will Muschamp part 2, and where Jason yells out "ALL DAWGS MATTER" after suggesting you can get an undergraduate degree in conservative talk radio at the University of Georgia. Remember when Grayson Lambert went 24 for 25 against South Carolina, and was going to win the Heisman, and then five months later Mark Richt was coaching Miami? We do. --Louisville! Summary: Lamar Jackson Lamar Jackson Lamar Jackson Lamar Jackson Lamar Jackson Lamar Jackson Lamar Jackson Lamar Jackson Lamar Jackson Lamar Jackson Lamar Jackson Lamar Jackson --TCU. Where when you play Pokemon Go, you find Gary Patterson and you find a Squirtle. We all agree that they're going to go 11-1, which is nothing but doom for TCU. SQUIRTLE WINS. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 4.23.0

Thu, 07 Jul 2016 15:10:27 GMT

Jason joined us from Indiana to record this one from inside what sounds like a steamer trunk filled with spiders. We will never, ever let Jason do this again, or we will put him back inside a very real steamer trunk filled with spiders. The teams previewed this week are: --Mississippi State! Goddammit, Dan Mullen, you gigantic idiot. That and "Dak Prescott is gone" are your whole preview. --LSU! Where Jason, from inside that spider-filled steamer trunk in Buttsville, Indiana, tries to sell us all on Brandon Harris being more than the typical LSU Quarterback Of The Moderately Damnable Quality. --Arkansas! We mostly debate the various calendar-themed types of Arkansas teams Bret Bielema has created over the years: the SeptemBERT variety, the OctoBERT one, or the rarest and most potent of them all, the NovemBERT strain that still goes like 2-2, but does so with a powerful, entertaining vigor. Please don't firebomb our houses for discussing your football team, Arkansas fans. --Penn State! Now with 100% less Christian Hackenberg, which might be a good thing? Oh, and they turned over their whole coaching staff, basically, so...JAMES FRANKLIN RECRUITING SOMETHING SOMETHING --Duke, which we don't really preview because honestly we know nothing about them, will do no research, and are very glad David Cutcliffe will probably get them somewhere between 5-7 and 7-5 and better than Duke football should by any rights be. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 4.22.0

Wed, 29 Jun 2016 14:25:17 GMT

Why did we discuss USC? Mostly to remind you no one knows who their coach is, and so we could play out the gag of not saying his name to make you look up who it is. Oh, and to make Ryan go back when Spencer forgot the gag, said his name, and then forced Ryan to edit in some extremely dope music over the guy's name at the 9:30 mark. Topics! (THEY'RE CALLIN' AGAIN.) --What USC will look like in 2016, which will probably be "a lot like other USC teams in recent history, but with an absolutely brutal schedule including Alabama in week one." You'd want a few warmups if you were a new coach. UNNAMED COACH does not get one, and that should be extremely entertaining for everyone but USC fans. They get to break in a new QB, too, and most of a new front seven! Just lean on the phrase "IMMENSELY TALENTED AND GROWING EVERY DAY," Trojan fans. It's a rhetorical rock that won't budge for at least a year of steady support. --Missouri! Don't listen to this part, it's just depressing to talk about, we shouldn't have talked about Missouri at all. --Kentucky! Man, just don't listen to this either. You chose poorly, listeners. You chose so poorly when you picked this selection. --Cal! When you look at a team and they could conceivably go 3-9, that's...seriously, why did you give us these teams to talk about. --A quick look at Oklahoma State, the school where Mike Gundy is still coach. We checked and called and everything, he's actually still there despite feuding with the school's biggest booster every three years or so when his contract comes up. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 4.21.0

Wed, 22 Jun 2016 12:36:49 GMT

FARMERS ONLY THIS WEEK. The Shutdown Fullcast this week covers the agriculturingest slate of teams we've covered yet, including: --Nebraska, a team that on further examination reveals itself to have absolutely no predictability whatsoever for 2016. None. Look at that schedule and find more than two sure wins or two sure losses in either direction. Do it and die. --Virginia, an outlier here because a.) Virginia has not farmed since the 1800s and b.) all three of us admit that we will not watch more than three combined quarters of UVA football this year even with a new coach, because we never watch more than three combined quarters of Virginia football in any calendar year --Clemson! The thinkin' farmer's school, which happens to be good enough at scoring points to realistically outpace anyone trying to keep up with them this year. Deshaun Watson ran for a thousand yards and threw for over 4,000 last year and gets his best receiver back. Do not stare directly at the Clemson offense; do not handle it without protective goggles and lead aprons. --Oklahoma! Watch how much we don't talk about Bob Stoops having Joe Mixon as someone who somehow gets to play football this year. --It would be a shame to demean the sucecss of Iowa football in 2015 and their promise for 2016 by just talking about ¡EL ASSICO! and how badly Iowa got trashed in the Rose Bowl by Stanford. This, however, is a podcast built on shame. This is pretty much what we do. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 4.20.0

Wed, 15 Jun 2016 18:47:25 GMT

The Shutdown Fullcast Random Previews continue with four very interesting, important, and/or intriguing teams. There is also Maryland. We're sorry, but there is also some Maryland in there. Topics include: --Maryland! We talk about the Terps first, largely to get them out of the way because it's gonna be a rebuilding year even if it will be an interesting one. Spencer thinks they'll lose to FIU! Take it to the bank, if your bank also takes bets on obscure Friday night out-of-conference games. --We all agree that Auburn is an extremely dangerous team in 2016. (Mostly for Auburn, but dangerous is dangerous is dangerous.) --Did we all just somehow agree that Texas is a nine-win team? Did this just happen? THIS JUST HAPPENED, GO CRAZY AND HOOK 'EM, DEFINITELY RUN WITH THIS ABSURD OPTIMISM AND DO NOT QUESTION IT, LONGHORN FANS. --All three of us come to the realization that Washington State has become something reliable in the Pac-12. The definition of reliable, it turns out, is flexible beyond all utility. --We finish with Ohio State, the team that somehow still has a J.T. Barrett on the schedule and pulls next to nothing out of the Big Ten's other division in lining up what looks like a ten-win rebuilding season that will leave very few people happy. Don't ever let your football team become good enough that ten wins satisfies no one. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 4.19.0

Wed, 08 Jun 2016 19:44:41 GMT

SO after last week's debacle where our readers accidentally selected the worst slate of teams possible to preview for 2016, we took matters into our own hands. This week we preview five teams that could not only be very good this year, but who could also theoretically win things and be fun to watch and stuff. Also, Jason is not broadcasting from the middle of a driving rainstorm this week. He's in a car, which sounds way better than you expect it to, really. Topics: -- How Spencer got a forty dollar go-cup, and why it's effectively worthless -- Speaking of things staying cold for extended periods of time: TENNESSEE FOOTBALL, PREVIEWED. Did you know the only interesting game the play after mid-October is against Will Muschamp, the ultimate obstruction? Isn't that potentially hilarious, especially now that he doesn't coach Florida? That's potentially hilarious. -- Ryan calls for Michigan to go 12-0 and it seems fairly reasonable? Particularly with their schedule, a spread so luxurious that it features a bye week before playing Illinois. -- Virginia Tech will have offense and defense at the same time, allegedly, per reports, hypothetically, maybe. It's different now, and we'll all have to watch Bud Foster look real confused as his team scores unheard of "points" without intercepting the ball or forcing fumbles. -- Arizona! They're definitely a team that will play this year? (We did very little research on Arizona before working with them, much like Rich Rodriguez did.) -- Washington could be very good this year if they do not do the thing a lot of Pac-12 teams do in dropping the weirdest conference games imaginable. Washington is a Pac-12 team. They will probably drop a weird conference game. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 4.18.0

Thu, 02 Jun 2016 14:07:55 GMT

SO that whole thing where Ryan assigned random numbers to teams and had readers select our previewed squads by those numbers? It flopped a handful of unsuited garbage this week, as the randomness called forth pure Lovecraftian horror. (Spoiler: Lovecraftian horror in football terms equals not one, but TWO BOTTOM-DWELLING ACC TEAMS IN ONE PREVIEW.) We'd apologize, but y'all opened this hellmouth, not us. Topics covered and cringed through include: --Syracuse, you did something good! It feels just as weird for us as it does for you. Listen as we somehow talk our way into thinking this might be a bowl team. --A devil's bargain engineered by Ryan where both Jason and ourselves choose to go on a roadtrip around America's least glamorous corridor rather than go to West Lafayette, Indiana, ever. --We could talk about Wake Forest or we could talk about how Jason is literally walking back and forth between the inside of his house and a roaring late spring thunderstorm like THAT'S SOMETHING YOU CAN DO ON A PODCAST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 4.17.0

Wed, 25 May 2016 14:15:58 GMT

The non-preview preview editions of the Shutdown Fullcast continue into...well, into some dark territory. Let's be honest and just say that we talk about Pitt and Rutgers NO WAIT WE COME BACK WE TALK ABOUT OTHER SHIT WE PROMISE--- Things like: --Hey did you remember that Mark Richt is the head coach at Miami, and he gets to work with Brad Kaaya, and that could be really cool since they're both pretty good at their complimentary jobs? And that Miami plays Appalachian State this year? In Boone, North Carolina? --More talk about Pitt football than anyone's had since 2007 when the greatest thing ever happened to Pitt which was just ruining a rival's best shot at a national title which is a negative positive but we are talking about Pitt so they'll take it --Two minutes of Rutgers talk that no one wants to hear so just skip it --We realize that Wisconsin, after years of missing the swinging hammer of a rotating schedule, takes a full-force shot to the face this year by basically playing every real good team in the Big Ten in one season --Stanford! The team with the best and coldest player in the nation, even if you don't know who is handing the ball off to him this year. (Probably someone named Keller Chryst, but you could have guessed that or some other name like that.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 4.16.0

Wed, 18 May 2016 15:03:34 GMT

SHUTDOWN FULLCAST BACK. This time we continue our preview series with a random selection of schools best described as...well, very, very random indeed. Topics and teams covered: --Charlie Weis STILL GETS PAID DOLLAZ BY NOTRE DAME. He last coached for them in 2009. You can laugh about this, because the goal is to pull off a Charlie Weis as hard as you can in life and get paid too much money to do things you demonstrably cannot do. --How Oregon football 2016 is still best described as "waiting to see if Mark Helfrich can really do his job, because the Ducks are so talented it's hard to tell whether they're about to implode or not". Also remember how they lost to Utah by 42 at home this year? And hired Brady Hoke to fix their defensive problems? --A leisurely stroll through Utah football's prospects, including an appreciation of how damn long Kyle Whittingham has been in Salt Lake City, and how often he's worked out there. (Every day, and never, ever skipping bicep day.) --Kansas is still playing football! And will probably lose eleven straight games this year. :( --Minnesota is also still playing football! Big, ponderous, ice-cream fat football we think will win like, five games or so. --The internet's most extensive and thorough Notre Dame preview! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 4.15.0

Wed, 11 May 2016 14:12:41 GMT

The Shutdown Fullcast this week boldly attempts to go where Shutdown Fullcasts so rarely go: INTO ACTUAL FOOTBALL. Ryan assigned random numbers to every college football team, and then asked readers to send him numbers. The five teams selected were Arizona State, Georgia Tech, North Carolina, and Colorado. We did no research, and attempted to discuss them! Topics of actual football content covered include: --Why Georgia Tech is the "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" of college football teams (the points don't matter!) --a lawnmower goes off in the background while we're discussing Georgia Tech, which is the most DGAF Paul Johnson country shit ever besides finding the upside to missing a bowl game in 2015 --Why Arizona State will bounce back form a 6-7 season to have a spellbinding 7-6 season. (Also: yet another explanation of the important concept of boat muscles.) --We spend most of the time on our UNC preview talking about how gutted their defense was by Baylor in the Russell Athletic Bowl, when Baylor ran EIGHTY-FOUR TIMES FOR 645 YARDS IN A SINGLE GAME. They passed 18 times, too, which is real funny. You know what UNC loses from that defense? Linebackers! THE POINTS DON'T MATTER. --How Colorado will have the most brutal 5-7 season of 2016! You have no luck in anything, Colorado. --A mean turn through the Florida Gators football schedule, which is the standard Jeremy Foley-endorsed trash. It is trash, Jeremy Foley. Straight fuckin' trash. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 4.14.0

Wed, 04 May 2016 20:59:16 GMT

The Shutdown Fullcast this week features all three cast members reunited at last. This is good because it requires the full powers of Ryan, Spencer, and Jason combined to admit the painful but obvious truth: that Ole Miss delivered for once, and saved everyone from the tedium of an event-free offseason. Topics covered include: -- "New York is the Reebok Pump of cities" -- The debut of "Neil deGrasse Tyson, Football Analyst", and the debut of the gritties noble gas -- How Laremy Tunsil had the absolute worst possible night on draft night, and how nothing should change at Ole Miss whatsoever, and how the SEC is the laziest conference imaginable in every lazy way possible because they are lazy. LAZY. -- nope nope nothing happened at Alabama nope don't look no biggie nope -- "Stand Up! With George Wallace", aka the most popular podcast in Birmingham -- Reader questions, including a discussion of what the worst possible expanded universe would be, aka WHY THE GILMORE GIRLS IS THE MOST TEDIOUS SHOW EVER MADE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 4.13.0

Wed, 27 Apr 2016 16:40:40 GMT

Andy Staples of Sports Illustrated joins us at the last minute to take Jason's spot. Where is Jason? Jason was at Disney World, and needs several weeks to recover from the experience. This seems like a paltry amount of time for this, but he's a soldier and we can't keep him away from the front lines for long. Topics covered include: --The time Andy yelled "IRON" in Italian at terrified Florentines until someone finally sold him one for 19 euros --How to care about anything in what might be the driest, most boring offseason college football has ever known (A: you can't, really) --Why the Department of Justice has solved every major issue facing this country --A brief discussion of how USC might be one of the most incompetent athletic departments in the country and yet still get bailed out by resources, beautiful surroundings, and UCLA never caring enough to be good --Which conference will be the first to construct a giant monster truck made entirely of Mini Coopers? (Texas, it's gonna be Texas.) --Yet more epic tales of poor and stupid living from Alachua County --The unveiling of the Andy Staples Perpetual Motion BBQ machine --The first and only edition of "Joel Osteen or Mack Brown?" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 4.12

Wed, 20 Apr 2016 15:55:43 GMT

The Fullcast grabbed Holly Anderson to fill in for Ryan who is SOMEHOW STILL ON VACATION WHAT ARE YOU EUROPEAN OR SOMETHING. Anyway, she's the captain now, and Ryan's gone and can keep mooning about the continent and eating street waffles for all we care. HOPE STREET WAFFLES WERE WORTH OUR LOVE, FAITHLESS MAN-SCAMP. Topics covered include --Why there's a traffic reporter in ATL who is called "Cracker", aka "there's a different racial dynamic when you're in a helicopter." --How Holly forgot the name of USC's coach, again, and how USC really did hire three USC offensive coordinators in a row like that's a thing that isn't hilarious and absurd --A brief discussion of South Carolina's Boom Bus, and how no one ever leaves Will Muschamp with enough floss --Bud Elliott's hot prom fashion tips for 2016 --An analysis of Ludacris' tour rider, including a positive review of his taste in candles and deodorant (SECRET GANG) --Holly explaining why "Your dad" jokes are so, so much worse than "Your mom" jokes, and then proceeding to making Spencer very, very uncomfortable --An appreciation of various outdoorsy drunk-states, including a solid plea for the superiority of "lake drunk" --Was there more to this podcast that we didn't record due to technical incompetence? YOU BETCHA, TAKE IT FOR THE LOW PRICE OF FREE ANYWAY. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 4.11

Wed, 13 Apr 2016 13:02:19 GMT

The Shutdown Fullcast for this week subs out one Ryan for another because SOMEONE decided he needed a "vacation in Italy." In Nanni's place we substitute Ryan Van Bibber, SB Nation NFL editor, who despite his chosen subject matter has very little respect for the Cult of the NFL Draft. Topics covered include: --the splendors of Branson, MO --which Florida Gator will be the steal of the draft, and what school he ended up playing football at after being kicked out of the University of Florida (because that happens to every football player at the University of Florida) --a community agreement that all quarterbacks are busts coming out of college, and will be called this just to make life easier on them until success is attained --an analysis of the least literate fans in college football re: the draft, and yes, it's Tebow loyalists --the sandwich analogy for amateurism and theft --a review of the 2000 draft, where Sebastian Janikowski might really be the best pick overall --why you should draft anyone on a mid-major team where the mere mention of their name makes you go OH THAT GUY Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 4.10.0

Wed, 06 Apr 2016 13:56:03 GMT

This week's Fullcast features nothing but reader questions thanks to a bumper crop of quality inquiries. This happens whenever you start asking people about bad financial decisions, because if there is one clarion theme in life, it's making terrible financial decisions all the time. Topics covered include: -- A full disclosure of tattoos, including a terrible anchor Jason couldn't be bothered to finish --Should Mississippi State have paid the alleged $180K for Cam Newton YES YES YES THE ANSWER IS YES AND THERE IS NO OTHER ANSWER OTHER THAN "YES AND MAYBE WE SHOULD HAVE PAID HIM MORE" --Why Randy "Macho Man" Savage would have been a fine suicide hotline operator --A deeply personal discussion of personal dance moves --"You know what'll never hurt you? A calliope." --A definition of realistic prices for the service of being stunned by Stone Cold Steve Austin --The invention of a wrestler named "CPAP", and the assignment of a Face role for Ryan where he wears briefs (or he's Paul Bearer, Jr.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 4.9

Wed, 30 Mar 2016 20:46:43 GMT

On this episode of Shutdown Fullcast, we give you tips on how to have the Best Spring Break Ever (tip 1: don't get punched) (tip 2: don't go to Gatlinburg), figure out which rap artists would be the best NFL agent, fix the Combine, make a bunch of unnecessary video game references, and talk about how a Georgia law is made. P.S. There's still not really any college football happening, in case you couldn't tell. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 4.8.0

Wed, 23 Mar 2016 13:28:19 GMT

An extremely slow college football week means we're talking about all of the following: --A casual examination of random selections from the Rick James autobiography, including his relationship with Linda Blair and the time Rick James brought cocaine INTO Colombia --How having kids means you'll see about two movies a year in the theater, and how one of those movies will definitely not be that Superman vs. Batman trash --The dramatic overrepresentation of Boston in film, and how we're going to start the Houston-centric film genre with Jason's classic "Good Trill Hunting" --Why the Longhorn Network should work the 2005 BCS Title game into every bit of its programming, every day --Does Mike Gundy even care if he lives or dies anymore? And is he the most Universally Orange Coach? --Why now is the perfect time for a thriving Big 12 to absolutely nuke itself --An appreciation of the joy of stealing golf carts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 4.7.0

Wed, 16 Mar 2016 13:29:28 GMT

The Shutdown Fullcast returns this week with the following content provided to you during a season where there is ABSOLUTELY NO FOOTBALL CONTENT. We're basically magicians because a.) we make things appear out of nowhere, and b.) we're often awkward at parties, just like real magicians. Topics include: --The auspicious beginnings of the Will Muschamp era at South Carolina --Two stories Bun B told us for free, including the time he was in a situation so bad that Suge Knight showing up was GOOD news --A note of admiration for the genius who invented Blue Raspberry, the zone read of plays --What to do when Purdue gets into your bloodstream --Ryan speaks for several minutes in Ben Carson's voice, which he turns out to be pretty good at --A question so heinous the clearest and safest answer is "Bob Davie" --There's a school named "Moon Area", which isn't a question but is an important observation --A terrifying realization that Charlie Weis WILL coach Rutgers one day Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 4.6.0

Thu, 10 Mar 2016 15:28:30 GMT

An express edition of the Fullcast comes to you this week via travel and other annoyances of actual employment. A day late, yes, but not a dollar short because we're suddenly talking about ILLINOIS FOOTBALL SPENDING MONEY IN THE YEAR 2016. Take your opinions on what this means for the US economy and wad them up and deposit them in a trash can, because NO ONE KNOWS WHAT THIS MEANS. Also discussed: --NFL coaches who came to college with varying results --A sidenote on that maybe mentioning that maybe Bill Callahan wasn't the worst coach in the world while he was at Nebraska, maybe? (Maybe?) --I call former Arkansas running back Peyton Hillis "Perry Hillis" because I am having a month long stroke --A brief acknowledgment that two more players have left the Florida football team, a thing that is surprisingly easy to do --A long discussion for easily half of the podcast about the best and worst stores to be trapped. BASS PRO SHOPS FOR LIFE The audio quality is crap because we had to record on the road, and also because the Vox Media offices' HVAC system runs at the volume of a MiG-23 at full bore. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 4.5.0

Wed, 02 Mar 2016 14:21:44 GMT

FULLCAST BACK. Not with anything new to discuss, because this is March and there is no football going on, but rather with the following: --A discussion of college football's loneliest orphan program, and why it gets invited to all the best parties anyway --The obvious transition into rearranging conferences to include their proper members, including bringing Nebraska home to the Big 12, putting Iowa State in the Sun Belt where it can compete, and putting West Virginia and Clemson in the SEC where they belong. --The unholy realization that someone, somewhere out in the multiverse might have a split UCF/Ohio State jersey --Reader questions, including a realization that Rutgers is Greece --The awarding of imaginary lifetime achievement Oscars to Frank Beamer for his performance in "Virginia Tech Football: 1987--2015" --The introduction of Notre Dame into "THE SOCIEDAD DEL SOL" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 4.4.0

Wed, 17 Feb 2016 16:52:16 GMT

This week's episode of the Fullcast tackles the following oases of content in the otherwise barren landscape of mid-February: --Spencer comes back from vacation to realize that the LSU football program does actually have a very thin chance of not happening next year due to Louisiana's budget stupidities --A discussion of which coach has the most hidden debt (hint: the answer is based exclusively on a coach's sweatiness) --A nightmarish proposal to mash certain fanbases and schools together into one horrible misbegotten beast-nation --Which football coach is the Tom Crean of this sport? There's a lot of Tom Crean discussion in here, and man oh man is that fun --The ultimate plan to survive coaching sixteen games in the NFL without any experience of any sort. Ryan thinks he could go 6-10 with the Dolphins! We do not. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 4.3.0

Wed, 10 Feb 2016 14:30:58 GMT

After a week off, the Fullcast returns with a review of Signing Day, the most important day in the college football calendar that no one really wants to discuss. WELL TOO BAD BECAUSE WE ARE DISCUSSING IT. Joining us is SB Nation Recruiting Overlord Bud Elliott. We discuss the following: --Why bachelor parties are overrated, and how even Tampa's strip clubs have some of the dumbest Florida-style business arrangements imaginable --How Alabama did well again guhhhh go away Alabama --The perils of bringing your school's equipment truck to a Georgia high school --Did you know Texas did well? Texas did well! A good foundation for an upstart program just trying to establish its name, that. --FLORIDA SIGNED A DOOLY COUNTY PROSPECT NAMED ANTONIUS. This is all perfect . --We just up and ask Bud if Ole Miss is "cheating" any more than anyone else, because that's the coded conversation everyone's having anyway --Reader questions, including a discussion of the Great Florida Python Challenge. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 4.2.0

Wed, 27 Jan 2016 15:15:49 GMT

The Super Bowl edition of the Shutdown Fullcast covers all the necessary topics for the college fan interested in paying attention to the Super Bowl, but taking only the most disdainful and irrelevant angles on all the action. We're here for you with these important takes and more: --The Cam Newton Economy, or how everyone owes Cam Newton a share of the immense amount of money Cam Newton has made for everyone. This is a serious statement: Cam Newton is his own economy and has made so, so many people money. --A pitch for "Taken" starring Charlie Weis --A diversion into how bad Phil Simms is as a broadcaster that somehow ends up being a discussion of what a complete trainwreck of a broadcaster Mack Brown can be --Praise for Jim Nantz? Yes, praise for the King of Khaki --The best fights we've seen at football games in person, including the best real-life Rocky 2 fight ever --The sports announcing teams we want calling our love lives --You want discussions of Wario's family history? Of course you do, so we give them to you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 4.1.0: Moms Who Like Wine

Wed, 20 Jan 2016 16:43:32 GMT

The first episode of the FOURTH (fourth!) season of the Shutdown Fullcast begins with a discussion about Dolly Parton, and then pretty much flies downhill from there (because all things are downhill from the greatness of Dolly Parton.) Topics include: --Dolly, and all the things she's done for you --Phoenix's perfect okayness as a host city for football, and Tampa's definite dismalness as a host city for football --We have no offseason plans! Besides not reading Dad Fiction (we're totally reading Dad Fiction this offseason) and starting a business for "Moms Who Like Wine" --Reader questions, including a discussion of what disrespected teams will be most disrespectedly disrespected before the season even starts --Some lengthy discussion of The Revenant, which Jason and Spencer agree is just "fine" and is filled with "really disgusting things" --The worst fast food restaurants that are actually so bad you would not eat at them despite your predilection for bad fast food --More lengthy discussion, this time of things where your critical compass is completely off from everyone else's Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 2015 National Championship Preview

Sun, 10 Jan 2016 16:34:15 GMT

SHUTDOWN FULLCAST IS LIVE! (Or was.) We met up in Arizona to talk all things National Championship and a bunch of things that are entirely unrelated, including: - why you should care about who wins the title - the Sims and what they teach us about life - i forget, probably a third thing Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 2015 Beef O'Brady's Bowl Preview

Tue, 05 Jan 2016 20:42:41 GMT

The last of the non-championship bowls, the wee baby second cousin twice-removed of them all, the Beef O'Brady's Bowl combines the best of all worlds into one sorely overlooked gem of a contest. For instance: --Illinois versus Syracuse! --Remember when Syracuse and Virginia played a triple overtime game? No you don't. You are a liar. Stop talking. --How this is proof officials should be able to step in and decline the option of overtime for a game, and simply declare a winner and let everyone come home --A reminder that Illinois had all the time in the world to pick a coach and still ended up with their interim coach --A return of the Beef O'Brady's Menu Challenge, including the immortal Corned Beef Wonton Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 2015 Taxslayer Bowl Preview

Fri, 01 Jan 2016 19:33:02 GMT

Congratulations! You have now reached the end of the Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40. Enjoy these previews of the Taxslayer, Liberty, Alamo, and Cactus games -- we'll have a preview of the national title at some point and a special bonus bowl preview coming soon. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 2015 Outback Bowl Preview

Fri, 01 Jan 2016 02:37:22 GMT

Whether you're getting ready to say goodbye to 2015 or you've already welcomed 2016, the Shutdown Fullcast previews of all five January 1st games are perfect for making you realize you have terrible priorities in life! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 2015 Citrus Bowl Preview

Fri, 01 Jan 2016 02:37:21 GMT

Shutdown Fullcast 2015 Fiesta Bowl Preview

Fri, 01 Jan 2016 02:37:20 GMT

Shutdown Fullcast 2015 Rose Bowl Preview

Fri, 01 Jan 2016 02:37:19 GMT

Shutdown Fullcast 2015 Sugar Bowl Preview

Fri, 01 Jan 2016 02:37:18 GMT

Shutdown Fullcast 2015 Belk Bowl Preview

Wed, 30 Dec 2015 00:02:44 GMT

New Year's Eve is almost upon us, but before it is there are four more bowl games of importance levels ranging from "hey how's it going over there Kevin Sumlin" to "the Birmingham Bowl is on at noon to hide Auburn's deep shame." We preview them all, just for you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 2015 Music City Bowl Preview

Wed, 30 Dec 2015 00:02:43 GMT

Shutdown Fullcast 2015 Holiday Bowl Preview

Wed, 30 Dec 2015 00:02:42 GMT

Shutdown Fullcast 2015 Military Bowl Preview

Mon, 28 Dec 2015 03:08:20 GMT

Shutdown Fullcast's foolhardy and wholly unnecessary quest to preview each and every bowl in the 2015 postseason marches on as we tackle the games of December 28th and 29th, AKA The You're Back At Work But Nobody Expects Much Out Of You set. Should you be expecting any of these episodes to include meaningful analysis of the teams playing in these bowls, well, good on you for having hope! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 2015 Quick Lane Bowl Preview

Mon, 28 Dec 2015 03:08:19 GMT

Shutdown Fullcast 2015 Armed Forces Bowl Preview

Mon, 28 Dec 2015 03:08:18 GMT

Shutdown Fullcast 2015 Russell Athletic Bowl Preview

Mon, 28 Dec 2015 03:08:17 GMT

Shutdown Fullcast 2015 Arizona Bowl Preview

Mon, 28 Dec 2015 03:08:16 GMT

Shutdown Fullcast 2015 Advocare Bowl Preview

Mon, 28 Dec 2015 03:08:15 GMT

Shutdown Fullcast 2015 St. Pete Bowl Preview

Fri, 25 Dec 2015 20:43:38 GMT

MERRY CHRISTMAS! We waited until the last minute and got you previews for: - The St. Pete No Sponsor Present Bowl - The Sun Bowl Featuring Mike Leach - The Zaxby's Heart of Dallaz Bowl - The Pinstripe '87 Hoops Classic Bowl - The Foster Farms Bowl Presented By Professor Bo Pelini And we threw away the receipt, though we weren't offering you store credit anyways. Sorry. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 2015 Sun Bowl Preview

Fri, 25 Dec 2015 20:43:37 GMT

Shutdown Fullcast 2015 Heart Of Dallas Bowl Preview

Fri, 25 Dec 2015 20:43:36 GMT

Shutdown Fullcast 2015 Pinstripe Bowl Preview

Fri, 25 Dec 2015 20:43:35 GMT

Shutdown Fullcast 2015 Independence Bowl Preview

Fri, 25 Dec 2015 20:43:34 GMT

Shutdown Fullcast 2015 Foster Farms Bowl Preview

Fri, 25 Dec 2015 20:43:33 GMT

Shutdown Fullcast 2015 Hawaii Bowl Preview

Thu, 24 Dec 2015 14:19:40 GMT

The Hawaii Bowl holds a unique standing amongst all bowl games in being the bowl game so inconveniently scheduled that not even diehards watch it. They do, however, discuss it only in the most superficial terms on a hastily recorded podcast recorded three days before Christmas. Topics for the good and very bad: --An intro about misophonia, or the inability to hear the sounds of someone eating or drinking without slapping the shit out of the person eating or drinking --A full disclosure about how no one has ever watched a full Hawaii Bowl, ever --A list of ways one can get out of sitting through an entire Christmas service as a child --Remember how Notre Dame won their only bowl game of the Charlie Weis era in this bowl game? We do! --Holly drinks a goddamn milkshake through the first minute or two of this podcast and it almost breaks Spencer mentally Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 2015 Famous Idaho Potato Bowl Preview

Tue, 22 Dec 2015 15:52:42 GMT

The Famous Idaho Potato Bowl! Featuring Akron and Utah State! Topics include: --an introduction of the people on this podcast --a resolution not to discuss the bowl game --Holly yelling about chives Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast presents 40 for 40: the 2015 Camellia Bowl Preview

Fri, 18 Dec 2015 15:40:46 GMT

The Camellia Bowl! The greatest bowl game in the history of Montgomery, Alabama reveals itself to be a cave of wonders as we discuss: --The wide array of recreational activities for a young man living in Montgomery, Alabama (a: chicken wings and bootleg movies) --The glamorous attire of Appalachian State R.A.s on the first day of a young student's career --Remember the time one of these coaches might have been given rohypnol at a bar? That might have happened. --What the most expensive ticket for the Camellia Bowl is going for on Stubhub right now --A line of thinking that ends with the phrase "You're like a dreamcatcher for economic downturn" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 3.39.0

Wed, 16 Dec 2015 15:39:26 GMT

OH IT'S THE STAR WARS EPISODE. None of this podcast is Star Wars, or at least not anything past the first ten minutes, where we kind of joke around with doing a Star Wars episode, do it for a minute, and then hit the eject button when it clearly starts getting out of hand. Topics we did not eject from: --How Jason actually did watch all the Star Wars movies all the way through for the first time recently, and how Han Solo is really the center of the entire series, and WE SWEAR THAT'S ALL THE STAR WARS TALK WE DO --Okay there's a brief diversion into the Rancor getting out of his abusive relationship and going on some "Eat Pray Love" soul-searching --Bob Davie is coaching a team in a bowl game in New Mexico! What more could one ask of football, or indeed of life itself? --An examination of exactly what "Royal Purple" is --Why do they have a bowl game in Montgomery, ever, at all, for any reason? --Please welcome the "Shreveport Missing Persons Bowl" to the season's rotation --How the NOLA Bowl is really just the affordable, charming, and just-as-good lunch version of the Sugar Bowl for the savvy shopper --Did you know there's a bowl game at 2:30 p.m. on Monday? And that if you watch it, it's official proof you don't give a fuck about your job, and should quit? --Which bowl games have the best setup for creating two extremely hungover teams playing football? Besides the Sun Bowl, of course. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 3.38.0

Mon, 07 Dec 2015 04:01:18 GMT

A bloated 77 minute Fullcast is quite a bit to drop on you all at once, but everyone hired and fired a coach AND the championship weekend happened and we have to talk about all of it. ALL OF IT, WE SAY. --SOMEONE HIRED WILL MUSCHAMP --Another installment of "Spencer Hall's Butt Lists" --A lengthy examination of how everyone hired in the SEC East is boring and predictable and formulaic and boring and yes we said boring twice --An equally lengthy examination of how somehow out of nowhere the ACC did nothing but make good hires, including somehow pulling Bronco Mendenhall out of Utah and Dino Babers away from Bowling Green --A breeze through the conference championship games, where every single conference played its prescribed role to the hilt --ACC PUNTER ATTACK --Jason's concluding appreciation of the greatest game of the weekend: Baylor trying to make up an entirely new offense live on the field against Texas while using only their fourth string quarterback who was really not the quarterback. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 3.37.0

Wed, 02 Dec 2015 03:13:34 GMT

The final regular season preview episode of the Shutdown Fullcast is an emotional one, especially when Ryan starts talking about the tragedy of putting tomatoes in the refrigerator. Topics include: --The Playoff rankings, and the discussion of every single scenario possible that might turn this otherwise clear national title setup into a complete trash-heap --One of those is Florida winning! A thing that cannot happen! --Reader questions, including the aforementioned passionate plea on behalf of tomato protectors everywhere, a refusal to read any questions not sent in by a woman, a protracted battle against the registered sexhavers of Twitter, and why Roomba would be better out of the backfield than easily half of the running backs in the nation. --A truncated look at the week to come, and vigorous debate about the most racist and patriotic of the championship games. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 3.36.0

Mon, 30 Nov 2015 03:13:46 GMT

OMG SO MUCH TO DISCUSS ABOUT THE FINAL WEEK IN COLLEGE FOOTBALL LIKE: --how to replace your pastor after a decade or more of being merely really good --The ins and outs of a coaching coup in Louisiana that was a plan all along only if you enjoy people trying to cover their tracks after completely fucking everything up along the way --The madness of Ole Miss, or why Hugh Freeze picks his losses and victories really well --Every college football job is open --The joy of FSU fans being completely unaware of their surroundings at all times --How you can write off all rivalry week results with confidence as long as you didn't actually lose --A horrifying analogy by Jason ending up with someone shining a nude statue of a former Big Ten coach Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 3.35.0

Tue, 24 Nov 2015 18:42:58 GMT

The early Thanksgiving edition of the RIVALRY WEEK AARRRGGGH RIVALRY WEEK Shutdown Fullcast arrives to the dinner without a dish, alcohol, or anything but a smile. Did you invite the Shutdown Fullcast here naked and without a thing to contribute to your holiday? No, but it's here anyway. Please get it a towel while it discusses all of the following and more: --Ryan introduces his mixtape "Buyout Season 2: the Leveraging" --We make guesses on Monday night about things that will happen for the rest of the week, including Florida State hiring Les Miles, Maryland reconsidering and giving love a second punt's chance, and Les Miles joining John Calipari in making Kentucky the most feared state in college athletics. --Jim McElwain continuing Florida's tradition of hiring clergymen as head coach --Our Iron Bowl preview, which is really just us saying "Mobile is the best city in Alabama," and proposing its new motto "Mobile: There's alcohol there, and you can drink it." --Our Ohio State/Michigan preview, which is really just us saying "This is a 10-10 game we are going to celebrate for its elephantine mass and pace" --A digression where Texas becomes Slippy from Starfox --A proposal for Tinder, but with coaches --A conclusion about the Big 12 fixing absolutely nothing, ever! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 3.34.0

Mon, 23 Nov 2015 03:24:30 GMT

A truly chaotic week in college football yields intense discussion of the following between Spencer, Ryan, and Jason: --We start by telling you there will only be one installment of the Fullcast this week! This is a lie, we decided after the show to make another for preview purposes. PLAYFAKES EVERYWHERE IN THIS OFFENSE. --Why Ohio State looked so, so bad in their loss to Michigan State (answer: we don't know either, it's not an answer but it's honest) --How Iowa State has higher standards than Texas? Sure. --The most nightmarish edition of Satan's Coaching Dominoes we have played yet in the year 2015 --Why future Trump voters were beating the hides off each other in the stands in Fayetteville over Mississippi State/Arkansas --A brief examination of the insanity and faint threads of logic behind a possible ouster of Les Miles at LSU that only involves a few mentions of money laundering --The last line of this episode is: "DINOSAURS ATE ROCKS, AND THEY WERE FUCKIN' AWESOME." You'll have to get there to find out how much sense it makes. (None, and yet all of it at once.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 3.33.0

Wed, 18 Nov 2015 15:53:27 GMT

The Shutdown Fullcast preview edition takes more than a few detours before it discusses the week ahead, including: --A deep look into the tensions that destroyed the Blue Collar Comedy Tour --Why the reported possiblity of Charlie Strong leaving Texas for Miami could unleash the final Nick Saban plotline we've been waiting for for three long years --A celebration of the return of our favorite Bob Stoops: SASSY STOOPS. --How throwing a headset in real life really is as satisfying as it looks --Reader questions, or the part where Ryan openly stumps for Mariah Carey as the next coach of the Miami Hurricanes --A look at the week ahead, including a long Mike Leach diatribe about Cartesian thought and how sure, he'll always play a game at 10:45 pm at night if you want him to. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 3.32

Mon, 16 Nov 2015 03:27:32 GMT

Spencer declares this the best week of the college football season thus far and admires the ability of Arkansas to maintain the exact same level all year while others rise and fall. Jason channels Mike Leach to tell you how trees with lips cannot be trusted and says nice things about Syracuse. Ryan says some dumb shit about Checkers and Scott Storch. Oh, and we also discuss USC's new coach. He's a veteran who knows how to win at all levels! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 3.31

Wed, 11 Nov 2015 17:18:16 GMT

Shutdown Fullcast reviews the second week of Playoff Rankings and previews the week to come using a low bid system. It works for the government, so. - The Smooth 'n Sexy Playoff Committee follows up last year's smash hit "Game Control" with their new slow jam, "Body Clock" - Should Kansas be a playoff team, considering how many wins their opponents have? - Jeff Long loves every movie and will give it a glowing review! - LSU-Arkansas is renamed the Layaway Bowl - Who told you Mark Stoops killed his neighbor? That's certainly not true, nor is it relevant to Kentucky basketball. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 3.30.0

Mon, 09 Nov 2015 13:23:42 GMT

This week's review podcast didn't record the part where we discussed Bret Bielema wearing only a windbreaker and a smile, but that was for your own protection. Trust us. It damaged us all enough on its own. Topics covered include: --Bama. Ughhhhhhh, Bama. --Oklahoma State's statistically improbable but very factual whoopin' of TCU, and how Texas could ruin Oklahoma's entire season twice by tanking the rest of the season JUST TO FUCK WITH THE SOONERS. --How Clemson chipped away at Florida State with a butter knife --Five sentences or less about Vanderbilt/Florida --The only discussion in the world where the majority of people involved believe the Michigan State/Nebraska game ended on the correct call. (Also: Old people evidently like touchdowns now.) --Ryan singing "Snoop hoggy HAWWWWG OOOOH AAAH AAAH AWWWG" to the horror and delight of dozens of listeners in recounting the wild end of the Ole Miss/Arkansas OT game. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 3.29.0

Thu, 05 Nov 2015 06:13:24 GMT

The preview edition of the Fullcast may have gotten mad at EXTREMELY SERIOUS Iowa fans? And might have told them to eat an extremely unclean part of the Fullcast's body? That may have happened, in addition to these other topics of great interest for the upcoming weekend of college football. --Why you should go out and get into a fight with a random stranger over the first set of college football playoff rankings. --Reader questionl, including Jason absolutely nailing the coach who currently looks (and acts) most like their team's mascot. --A look ate the week ahead, including all of us realizing that after Florida State comes to town Clemson gets an easy toboggan ride into the ACC Conference Championship game where they will definitely have to play "another football team." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 3.28.0

Mon, 02 Nov 2015 14:00:35 GMT

WEEKEND REVIEW AND FRANK BEAMER APPRECIATION EPISODE. Oh hell yes, what you wanted in the Fullcast was even more wandering and discussion of that time Frank Beamer's kin shot up a courthouse. Topics (besides courthouse shootings) include: --That thing that happened in Duke/Miami, and why you could not pay any of us enough money to deal with any of that mess ever --Hey, remember when Minnesota shifted eight times and had three players in motion during a clock play against Michigan? That happened, too. --Oh, another thing that happened: the time Georgia got bored and made their quarterbacks all do things they weren't good at --Georgia lost. To Florida. We talk about that for a while, because we can. Because Georgia lost 27-3 to Florida and made their second-string quarterback their punter. (He was pretty good! But still!) --No really Georgia made their running quarterback throw 33 times in his first start and only rushed him four times. --An appreciation of Frank Beamer, the only person who could make you think a 12-10 ACC game was cool and worth watching Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 3.27.0

Wed, 28 Oct 2015 15:45:05 GMT

The midweek Fullcast accomplishes all the following in the mere breezy tiny span of 55 minutes: --Listing all the things that DEFINITELY CAN'T HAPPEN after we said on the last podcast that there was little chance Miami would fire him this week. Mark Dantonio's never going anywhere, South Carolina! --A discussion as to whether Al Golden has been abducted by shadowy South Florida henchmen --Reader questions, including a review of the worst possible NFL coaches who could end up taking the USC job. Look, we made Bill Belichick try to recruit college football players! And put Sean Payton on a college campus with no supervision! Amazing hypothetical things happened, hypothetically! --Georgia/Florida is this week! Please don't make us talk about it! --A look at the week ahead, including us saying nice things about Pitt for like, at least five minutes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 3.26.0

Sun, 25 Oct 2015 23:18:24 GMT

The quick reaction edition of the Shutdown Fullcast was made obsolete just an hour after it was recorded thanks to the firing of Al Golden at Miami. We publish nevertheless, with reactions and hearty guffawing at the idea of how good Al Golden's hair looked at even the lowest points of his Miami tenure. Topics include: --The aforementioned assbeating of Miami at home, and yes how great Al Golden seemed to look the whole time despite that. --Did you see Florida State lost? YOU SHOULD PROBABLY LISTEN TO HOW BAD FLORIDA STATE LOST. --A discussion of how optimistic Tennessee fans could and should be despite losing to Alabama again. --A quick review of how bad USC whooped up on Utah, and why this undoubtedly means USC loses next week because the Pac-12 is full of gremlins and everyone must lose a fight to at least two of them in a full season. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 3.25.0

Wed, 21 Oct 2015 14:33:03 GMT

Back in full after an abbreviated week, the Shutdown Fullcast returns with 65 minutes of pure fury. There's also us talking about Drake, but sure, there's fury in there, too. Topics covered include: --"Hotline Bling," or why Drake sounds like a dude who just wants you to stay inside his house forever, preferably in the basement where you can live in the house he built just for you down there, girl --A lengthy discussion of the season so far, including all the people and teams we're very disappointed with or pleasantly surprised by (HIIIIIIIII AUBURN) --Reader mail, including a promise that if you owe more than $250,000 in student debt, the Shutdown Fullcast staf will send you one American dollar and four cookies in the US Mail. --An unfortunate exit on a note about duck penises Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 3.24.0

Thu, 15 Oct 2015 14:39:41 GMT

The Fullcast lives! A day late, sure, but still up despite travel and meetings and other tedious adult necessities. We sound really good via using actual studio mikes in NYC! And keep timers because we were working on a tight turnaround! Expect neither to happen ever again! Topics: --AAAAHHHHHHHHH SPURRIER COME BACK --AAAAAAAAAAHHH SARK YOU okay don't come back for a while until you figure some shit out --AAAAAAAHHHHHH WHYYYYYY WILL GRIER WHYYYYYY --AAAAAAAHHHHHH okay maybe that's enough AAH-ing this week is real good and gonna BE real good and we talk about that for a bit Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 3.23.0

Wed, 07 Oct 2015 14:27:41 GMT

The Shutdown Fullcast talks mostly about the time we cooked food on a redneck shopping cart grill on a fire made from burning furniture stolen from a Haverty's dumpster. This may seem odd, but the idea of a dominant victory over a good team by the Florida Gators? So overwhelming to Ryan and I that celebrating Floridian squalor is the only way to reset our expectations and return to something like reality. Topics: --We get immediately to the question: "How shocked are you that Florida was really good for one game?" --A brief recollection of Florida horrors of the past --A warning against pitying Ohio State fans, ever --Why Alabama beat Georgia, and why Ole Miss lost to Florida, and a further discussion of styles making fights --A lengthy discussion of the most Florida moments in our lives! This includes minivans dying at Checkers, falling off of recreational vehicles, and eating roadkill deer with pocketknives. --A review of the coming weekend, where Jason insists he doesn't hate Cal, Ryan and I are certain we're losing to Mizzou after a great Ole Miss game, and how we all know LSU is gonna make the playoff with three losses. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 3.22.0

Wed, 30 Sep 2015 15:01:49 GMT

The Fullcast mostly makes fun of Texas this week, but covers a few other topics with this week's guest, Georgia fan and NPR host connoisseur Doug Gilett (aka @captainannoying.) --A quick audit of NPR hosts and the services they have to provide to you because they are technically your employee --An answer to the immortal question "Why is Big Boi wearing nothing but Mets gear in the 'Rosa Parks' video?" --Discussion of how in three days New York City will invent Chick-Fil-A --An extensive mockery of the Texas Officiating Conspiracy, and a historical recollection of the time Texas kicked the saddest field goal ever kicked --And then, a little more mockery of Texas --Doug defends the idea of Georgia somehow beating Alabama this weekend --A review of the rest of the games coming up this week, including a brief discussion of the "Petrino Family Birthin' Hut" --An ending conversation where Ryan gets groceries delivered to his apartment and also about New York finally getting a Chick-Fil-A, a new fad and trend they invented Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast: Recasting King Of The Hill

Thu, 24 Sep 2015 13:21:20 GMT

The part where Jason recasts King of the Hill with college football coaches, aka the really funny part. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 3.21.0

Wed, 23 Sep 2015 13:33:25 GMT

The Fullcast is back to do what we do best, which is make fun of a.) Alabama losing, and b.) people from Ohio telling anyone what is good about anything in life. There's also the following topics, each covered with the usual Skype-glitching and happy negligence. --How a loss for Bama ensures their appearance in the playoff --An examination of the great pride people from Ohio can feel about Ohio while living several thousand miles away from Ohio --A brief appreciation of the short happy career of "Cooper Batman" --Why there are things to watch in the fourth week of the season, and how almost none of them are taking place in the SEC --How Gus Johnson is calling the Texas Tech/TCU game and that's perfect because all it requires is loud, indistinct hollerin' --Is Hawaii lost in the Midwest? --AT 51:30 OR SO: Jason Kirk casts King of the Hill as a live-action movie with college football coaches, which is really the kind of question we desperately try to avoid, but in this case works like syrup on bacon on hotcakes on a pile of unmarked bills. BOBBY HILL IS DABO SWINNEY. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 3.20.0

Wed, 16 Sep 2015 15:31:14 GMT

The first completely competitive and interesting weekend of the college football season gets...well, it gets us starting off by talking about a man dying a horrible death in a New York utility tunnel. There is actual football. Points covered include: -- "We gotta shit on Texas, Spencer. Because there is a fresh reason to shit on Texas." -- A proposal about Auburn struggling being a sign they will inevitably end up in the national title game -- How Houston Nutt is orbiting the earth like Felix Baumgartner waiting for that call from a willing school as a signal to drop in and save Arkansas -- More petty swipes at Will Muschamp (cut and paste from every week) -- A painful recounting of the times each of us watched a game that left us so angry we wept blood (except for Jason, who is the Dr. Manhattan of college football) -- Proposed: a campus full of yellow jackets would actually be a deeply uncomfortable place, and a campus of Brutus Buckeyes would be pretty much the same as Ohio State's campus right now -- Why BYU is dirty as hell (and that's just fine) -- Proposed: sponsoring a Shutdown Fullcast bowl game Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 3.19

Wed, 09 Sep 2015 16:56:40 GMT

Spencer's on the road yet again, so Jason and Ryan talk about: - the aggressive expansion of the Texas League of Offensive Coordinators - what spaceships look most like genitals - creating your own haunted practice field - why Donald Trump should purchase naming rights to Iowa-Iowa State - how Navy is the team of playoff destiny - or maybe it's FIU, remains to be seen BONUS: We open the show by talking with an Alabama fan who talked shit about us on Twitter. That's probably a smart thing we did, right? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 3.18.0

Wed, 02 Sep 2015 13:21:03 GMT

WEEK ONE WEEK ONE WEEK ONE. We get to talk actual football, which is cool, but we also get to talk about --OUR EXTENSIVE BIG TEN PREVIEW (or what a miserable place Ohio is) --Which mountains have songs of hobo sexual misadventure written about them --A scenario where we have PJ Fleck rapping his own version of a Rich Homie Quan song, "Fleck". --Why you can just wheel out a 93 year old Lee Corso onto the Gameday set and we'd be fine with that --The awkward question of whether Jim Harbaugh has a return policy --A review of all the most important games from week one, and also we talk about Alabama/Wisconsin. --The elaborate plot where we get Lane Kiffin in the driver's seat at Alabama through steps that are not at all implausible Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 3.17.0

Wed, 26 Aug 2015 14:15:12 GMT

This week's Shutdown Fullcast covers the Big 12, a conference of such astonishing depth and interest we didn't have time to get to reader questions. We'll double down on them next week, but we apologize: Iowa State is JUST that fascinating. Topics covered: --The least coordinated intro to the podcast ever, and an analysis of the Jade Helm defense Texas Tech will use this fall --Rage-inducing sports video games (helllloooooo FIFA) and the time Ryan's friend threw a controller so hard that he flooded his apartment after a controversial MarioKart ending --Why playing in Ames on a Thursday or Friday night is...is fine, actually. --How you should just not watch Texas this year and come back in 2016 --Did Oklahoma fix the wrong side of the ball? (By asking that we're pretty much saying yes, yes they did) --Texas Tech is the most ideologically pure team in the Big 12 --Why TCU will just try to average more points on offense this year than the New York Knicks --WVU, the ruiners of all ruiners (again) --A brief discussion of the way Charlie Weis stole money from another team and left them bereft and more broken than Kansas football usually is Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 3.16

Wed, 19 Aug 2015 15:24:41 GMT

Tomahawk Nation editor and SB Nation Recruiting Director Bud Elliott joins Jason and Ryan to preview the ACC. Topics include: - How Miami can win the conference (no really) - One nice thing said about every ACC team - A consideration of which invasive species will devastate the State of Florida one day - Next to ZERO discussion of Florida State Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 3.15

Wed, 12 Aug 2015 01:35:04 GMT

Surprise Mystery Guest and SB Nation Managing Editor Brian Floyd joins us to preview the Pac-12...for about seven minutes unti his Internet connection fails altogether. So you just get to listen to Jason and Ryan talk rank the South Division, figure out if Cal can get to bowl eligibility so Jason loses a bet, and assign a pizza topping to every school in the conference. It's extremely educational and it counts towards your summer reading assignment. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 3.14.0

Wed, 05 Aug 2015 13:48:59 GMT

This week's entire podcast is devoted to speaking on the SEC, which doesn't really mean we won't talk about things like: --Which SEC fanbase is most/least likely to attack and dismember a robot? --Which team Florida loses to this year from the pair of Tennessee and/or Kentucky? --Following up on that, how losing to your spouse's rival is a delayed kind of rage --Is the SEC going to be relevant in any way besides ruining people's lives in all directions? (A: No!) --How any team can screw any situation up at any time no matter how good a situation you might think it could be in college football (HI WILL MUSCHAMP) --The inevitable mess that someone getting paid over $4 million will get into this year in the SEC West --Why the hell is LSU playing Syracuse on the road? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 3.13.0

Wed, 29 Jul 2015 14:04:26 GMT

The Fullcast goes way, way long this week, eclipsing the hour mark mostly because SOMEONE found Chris Berman's IMDB page halfway through the broadcast. (He was in The Program AND Necessary Roughness! He's practically the Jean-Paul Belmondo of '90s football films!) Topics: --Why "Hoosiers" sucks and how George Lucas is going to put CGI Jabba into a remastered "Birth of a Nation" --Why "Rudy" and most other college football movies suck, but also why "Rudy" sucks more than others, mostly. --A diversion into Werner Herzog narrating Syracuse football documentaries --A promise to buy someone a beer if they actually listen to a certain mysterious point in the podcast (which we will honor) --Seriously, you can get two free beers for listening to this whole podcast provided you see us in real life --Things that do not change year to year in college football, like Ohio State being good or our fictional Woody Hayes living in Hell because "Heaven's soft". --A discussion of "which program is the most Jon Bois" (it's Iowa State) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 3.12.0

Wed, 22 Jul 2015 17:22:52 GMT

PURE FOOTBALL EROTICA. That's not an exaggeration, we discuss pure football erotica this week, or at least what we find to be erotic in the game of football. I mean, before that we all talk about BET Uncut returning, but yeah: definitely some football erotica after all the talk about BET Uncut. Get your towels, because it's gonna get steamy! Also the cleaning crew did not come last night and there's some pretty disgusting stuff on these benches. In addition to the following suspiciously football-like topics. --Gus Malzahn suggesting a freshness seal and/or born-on date for SEC teams is a necessary thing --Houston Nutt appearing at Big 12 Media Days either looking for a job or scouting the Mary Kay Convention across the hall --A list of things Art Briles could say out loud and not get prosecuted for --A record total of coach imitations and serial killer references --How Ryan and LaDainian Tomlinson are basically the same person Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 3.10

Wed, 08 Jul 2015 17:57:12 GMT

It's our 200th episode recording with host Rodger Sherman, and we celebrate by discussing: - possible non-conference upsets - how you can bet actual money on teams like Rutgers and UNC to win the national championship, somehow - Tampa/St. Petersburg and its burgeoning culinary scene - other household items you could attack a quarterback with and call it training - the 2001 film Driven starring Sylvester Stallone - how there's nothing controversial happening in the CFB universe right now, nope, no sirree Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 3.9

Wed, 01 Jul 2015 03:22:10 GMT

Things are totally normal on this week's Shutdown Fullcast as the usual cast of Steven Godfrey, Jason Kirk, and Ryan Nanni, discussing: -- The Big 12's imminent expansion -- The Big 12's imminent collapse -- Living in Orlando: you can do that, apparently? -- How nuclear winter leads to a reborn, hard-as-hell Big 8 -- How that same nuclear winter plays right into Bill Snyder's hands -- Paul Johnson's Intervention/Recruiting -- Godfrey's retirement business plan, Chick-fil-Agnostic -- Canadian legal precedent. Shit, we've completely lost the damn plot. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 3.8

Wed, 24 Jun 2015 12:55:08 GMT

This week's edition of the Shutdown Fullcast throws all else to the side to discuss the time Sean "Puff Daddy" Combs allegedly got into a fight with the strength coach at UCLA and threw a kettlebell at him. You need nothing more. Topics: --Where Puff Daddy now stands among Rappers What Do Fightin' --A description of a man that includes "his legs look like Kevin Smith's pants" --Why you don't ever fight the best recruiter on a football staff --Is George O'Leary the worst choice for AD ever? (A: probably not) --Why DMX deserves his own Planet Fitness, and also a hug --Steve Spurrier singing "Take Me Out To The Ballgame" at 41:00 --A discussion of how enjoyable it is to see senior citizens knocked out by t-shirt guns in Florida Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 3.7

Wed, 17 Jun 2015 13:30:07 GMT

This week's edition of the Shutdown Fullcast gets right down to business by discussing realignment five years on, the least bad ways to break up with someone in college football, and the other following foolishnesses: --how a lot of people still don't seems to know Mizzou is in the SEC --The Big East's amazing investment strategies in turning 1.4 billion dollars in possible TV money into one hundred million dollars in just eight years --Texas A&M's move to the SEC has been the second marriage your mom dove into with both feet and zero hesitation --The various ways to dump a coach or player that involve both the most and least amounts of pain --The time Auburn managed to divorce a guy and then date his best friend, aka the Chizik/Malzahn switch --The invention of something called the "No Cuddle Offense" --Reggie Ball fan fiction! (aka giving the people what they want) --A hypothetical marriage between two coaches that results in someone being banned from a Kirk Franklin concert --A Kirk Franklin reference on a college football podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 3.6

Fri, 12 Jun 2015 15:26:40 GMT

This week's Shutdown Fullcast is not only late, it's recorded on the road with relatively poor audio quality! Obviously you should listen to every terrible second of it. Topics covered: 1. Rivalries updated, i.e. can you make up a rivalry out of thin air? Should you even have rivals? Which rivalries actually matter, and which ones do people even really care about? Why are the most intense rivalries between the most similar types of people? Remember that time South Carolina and Clemson had a head-kicking brawl that cost South Carolina a bowl game? You should probably remember that more often than you do. 2. Is Les Miles sort of doomed at LSU? Beyond the usual ambient level of doom one might associate with LSU? 3. What teams are you really, really unwilling to admit you enjoy watching? And not "oh, it's a guilty pleasure!" level watching, but "oh god please don't let even my wife know I enjoy watching them" kind of shame or discomfort. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 3.5

Wed, 03 Jun 2015 14:29:12 GMT

This week's Shutdown Fullcast comes in at a LEAN AND MEAN fifty minutes, indexed thusly for maximum listening efficiency. 0:00--12:00 We discuss Ryan's trip to West Virginia, Tudor's Biscuit World, the safety fair held in a funeral home parking lot in West Virginia, how Senator Robert Byrd is definitely not dead, and how difficult it is to pin down the West Virginia accent without talking like a camp cook in an old Western. Off the rails by the third minute, really. 12:01--29:00 A discussion of something football-related! Charlie Strong poses with baby tigers named Bonnie and Clyde, an examination of states that will allow you to own a tiger without any paperwork whatsoever, Kliff Kingsbury remaking the "Tip Drill" video as a recruiting pitch, Texas A&M making up eight new exotic animal-based traditions in order to compete, a pitch for an SEC Network show called "Aggie Court," and Kevin Sumlin quietly wondering when he can take the Chargers job. 29:01--41:00 Where we discuss UAB coming back, how your school has never done anything wrong, Ryan making a dubstep highlight video of the 2014 Idaho/Florida game, how we really aren't saying the worst things you can say about Birmingham when we say bad things about Birmingham, Bill Clark is coming back to UAB for ROLL DAMN VESTED PENSION, and what college towns do not have a Joseph A. Bank and thus cripple college coaches' ability to purchase the same suits. 41:01--END Reader mail, including the saddest games you can watch in 2015, the seasick feeling of being in Tampa in October, and how global warming as a Big Ten domination plot might backfire on them spectacularly. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

ShutdownFullcast 3.4

Wed, 27 May 2015 18:49:34 GMT

This free-wheeling and extremely (even by our standards) edition of the Shutdown Fullcast covers: --Why the cult of the Big Green Egg is mostly a lie --How POINT BREAK IS MERELY GOOD AND IS CERTAINLY NOT ON A LEVEL WITH OH SAY SOMETHING LIKE THE CLASSIC "UNDER SIEGE" --A description of the time Jason saw his youth group leader stage a mock kidnapping and execution to teach the value of church? Something like that? --Which teams could go 8-0 to start the 2015 season and have it mean absolutely nothing (hello, Mizzou!) --Can you witness to a zombie? --What absolutely insane college football superstitions and beliefs do we believe are real despite all evidence to the contrary? For instance, why are all Friday games ABSOLUTELY CRAZY (even though there is no evidence this is even remotely true) and why do insane things always happen in Lubbock at night (like losing by thirty in dull fashion!) --How Florida State could lose four games in realistic fashion, and possibly five if you like to do drugs and believe stupid things Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 3.3

Wed, 20 May 2015 16:40:11 GMT

The Shutdown Fullcast for this week HEATS UP with HOT SEAT CONJECTURE. There's also talk about proper buttcrack maintenance in hot weather if you want to skip straight to the 42 minute mark, but otherwise we ask: --Isn't the coach at Alabama always the fifth most endangered coach in the country no matter what happens on the field? --Is Kliff Kingsbury too handsome to fire? (YES, YES HE IS) --Big transfer news in the state of Florida with LUKE DEL RIO that's right LUKE DEL RIO and NO ONE ELSE --Mike London is already fired right yes yes yes he is right? --Does Mike Gundy have a horrendous, horrendous year ahead of him? Probably? Yes? --Does Gold Bond Powder start a bakery in your pants on hot days? --How does one get properly drunk for every game at every kickoff time on the college football schedule? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

ShutdownFullcast3.2

Wed, 13 May 2015 14:21:07 GMT

This week's Shutdown Fullcast covers a veritable panoply of important topics including ACTUAL COLLEGE FOOTBALL. The menu includes: --A super important Bobby Bowden imitation which is totally not Foghorn Leghorn --We review the starting quarterbacks for three conferences, and in turn reveal our total ignorance of who's actually starting at any position for any team at this point in the year. --No really, go through the ACC and even try to know what you're talking about after you name "Deshaun Watson." --A discussion of what decade you'd rather live in that results in Ryan saying: "Which is probably why I'm so sexual." --The choosing of which game in 2015 will result in a 0-0 tie going into overtime. (Hi, Alabama/LSU.) --Us calling Iowa/Iowa State "El Assico," which we repeat because that is the proper name for the game and we want everyone to know it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

ShutdownFullcast3.1

Wed, 06 May 2015 16:40:25 GMT

The Shutdown Fullcast returns and basically opens the college football season for everyone. Congratulations, everyone: It's May 6th, and football has started. Important topics covered include: --Jameis Winston is now the NFL's great joyous problem and we're sure they'll be fine with it --More hot DRAFTPINIONS [whang] [whoong] [whoosh] [action noises --Many reader questions, including a lengthy discussion of fast food franchises' varying degrees of honesty. (LITTLE CAESAR'S WE RESPECT YOUR HONESTY.) --Maybe one of our wives talking in the background for easily half the podcast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

ShutdownFullcast2.17

Wed, 04 Feb 2015 15:13:08 GMT

WE BACK. The National Signing Day podcast covers the unfortunate weight gain of recruiting season for coaches, the inevitable squandering of talent by brand and by team after all the excitement of getting it, the most exciting 8-4 Sun Bowl Team Steve Sarkisian will ever assemble, how Mike Leach recruits via conversation, the worst football plays we've ever seen, and the only proper way to declare your intent to attend Notre Dame. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

ShutdownFullcast216

Mon, 12 Jan 2015 18:07:32 GMT

SHUTDOWN FULLCAST BACK. For the first time all three of us are in the same room AND actually guest-edited by Ty from the Solid Verbal, so if we sound even more mellifluous than usual it's because of superior production, not any appreciable incrase in talent, planning, or execution. (Those remain haphazard as always.) The topics for the week include: --Ryan and Jason doing duelling Andrew Luck imitations for four minutes --Why everyone is always polite at a gun range --Did you hear that Florida State lost by 39 points #talkinboutthenoles --New reader questions, including setting up the best possible fights between teams for the 2015 season --Actual title game talk, if you happen to make it all the way to the 35 minute mark Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdownfullcast 2.15

Thu, 11 Dec 2014 01:56:52 GMT

On tonight's Shutdown Fullcast, we discuss how Wisconsin no longer has a coach but still has a jolly old Santa figure who leaves Barry Alvarez statues everywhere, Michigan not having a football coach until the spring thaw, the madness of the Popeyes Bahamas Bowl and your last chance to watch Western Michigan, and the bowl game that once had as many as 7200 people in the stands at once. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

ShutdownFullcast2.14

Thu, 04 Dec 2014 14:26:59 GMT

This week's Shutdown Fullcast covers: Why it's not easy to be Brady Hoke, how you can fly all the way to Colorado and not really understand how a buyout works, how Michigan will reach for a Harbaugh apple and pull down an Addazio persimmon, why no sane person should take the Nebraska job, the moment when Jason demands people JUST FUCKING FIX THINGS, a proposal for UNLV to grant joint custody of the program to Houston Nutt and Ed Orgeron, Scooby Wright for Heisman, and how the Big Ten Championship Game Trophy definitely doesn't look like a football sitting on a trash can. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

ShutdownFullcast2.13

Tue, 25 Nov 2014 16:56:09 GMT

This week's Shutdown Fullcast goes early to avoid the Thanksgiving holiday, and discusses the following: why FSU is fine but Tallahassee is kind of scary, how UCLA can honestly be called "pretty good" at football, why Minnesota will be #25 forever, how Alton Brown would be the most annoying roommate ever, and why Will Muschamp still believes modern farming techniques are tricks of the devil. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 2.12

Wed, 19 Nov 2014 16:54:01 GMT

This week, the Shutdown Fullcast reviews the college football rankings and finds out UCLA and Minnesota are the two greatest teams in college football; examines the precise levels of "Fuck Marshall" contained in those rankings; examines the mysterious concept of GAME CONTROL; answers reader questions, including telling you the exclusive secret to avoiding paying your student loans; looks at the week ahead and weeps tears of boredom. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 2.11

Wed, 12 Nov 2014 19:01:15 GMT

This week's podcast features a bold science experiment with the college football playoff rankings, tries to parse the meaning of "excessive scoring," gets Kirk Ferentz's buyout totally wrong, answers reader tweets, figures out why Dabo Swinney's terrified of couches, and describes Jimbo Fisher's Christlikeness. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

ShutdownFullcast2.10

Thu, 06 Nov 2014 15:38:46 GMT

This week's edition is late and for that you get the refund of NOTHING. Topics include: a baffling discussion of Billy Joel and whether he has ever seen a football game, the agony and ecstasy of being a Florida fan processing a shocking win over Georgia, an important discussion of Cash Money vs. No Limit, a look at the very busy week eleven slate, and yet more #talkinboutthenoles. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

ShutdownFullcast2.9

Wed, 29 Oct 2014 15:22:14 GMT

ONLY THE FASTEST DISCUSSION OF THE PLAYOFF WILL DO. Which is why we're discussing it no less than sixteen hours afterwards, because speed kills and we like to stay alive around here. This week's Shutdown Fullcast focuses on how the committee did a pretty good job, everyone hates Notre Dame again, which coaches would make good defensive attorneys, and how Dr. Bo came to the decision he made at the end of the LSU game. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

ShutdownFullcast2.8

Wed, 22 Oct 2014 16:31:03 GMT

This week's Fullcast covers Notre Dame conspiracy theories, reviews which teams are everyone's rivals, says nice things about three overachieving teams, and determines which hip-hop celebrity is a universal translating robot in bike shorts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

ShutdownFullcast2.7

Wed, 15 Oct 2014 16:46:02 GMT

--We finally talk about Florida State, and whether Chad Henne could hit the earth with a spear --A brief discussion of how damn dappled everything in Michigan is --Jason likes a game with many points! (TCU/Baylor --An explanation of "go for two" is a principle Bret Bielema obeys in every facet of his life --We are asked who the most clownfraudulent team in the top ten, and yes it's Notre Dame --We are also asked a question that leads us to explain why Dana Holgorsen needs so much Red Bull (A: he is the main character in Crank.) --A scenario ending with the talking Olmec Head from Legends of the Hidden Temple vomiting from consuming too much alcohol --Florida State FLORIDA STATE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

ShutdownFullcast2.6

Wed, 08 Oct 2014 13:43:26 GMT

This week's podcast discusses the tumult of week six, lets someone read articles about artisanal popcorn in Wright Thompson's voice, figures out the part of Florida that produces the most Florida Men, and looks ahead to week seven. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

ShutdownFullcast2.5

Wed, 01 Oct 2014 15:14:06 GMT

The Shutdown Fullcast explores the horrors of the Michigan Man Riots of 2014, answers reader mail about SEC rap rankings and the worst teams we've ever seen, and looks at the week ahead in college football. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 2.4

Wed, 24 Sep 2014 17:32:07 GMT

This week's episode is already picking new coaches for people, and also talks for five minutes or so about this week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

ShutdownFullcast2.3

Wed, 17 Sep 2014 16:04:26 GMT

This week's Shutdown Fullcast examines the most and least self-aware fanbases in college football, and slanders most of them. We also discuss Week Four's games. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

ShutdownFullcast2.2

Wed, 10 Sep 2014 17:19:58 GMT

The second edition of Shutdown Fullcast covers why Ryan is hanging out with the snake mayor of Rapid City, SD; why Outkast guarantees victory for your football team; and how everyone in college football this week goes over to their friend's dirty house just to be polite. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

ShutdownFullcast2.1

Thu, 04 Sep 2014 17:31:23 GMT

The first episode of the second season of Shutdown Fullcast screws up the introduction, makes a terrible comparison of parenting techniques to football, covers the action for week two, and why you should go to brunch with Ralph Friedgen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Roger Raps All - I-do - Is - Win - With - Kliff - Kingsbury

Thu, 27 Feb 2014 15:13:06 GMT

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FatManFatMan

Mon, 20 Jan 2014 16:50:53 GMT

The micro-week's hottest Peyton Manning ringtone. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast #14

Wed, 15 Jan 2014 16:43:21 GMT

This week's Shutdown Fullcast breaks some bad news to Jason and talks about what kind of vermin your fanbase would be. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast #13

Wed, 11 Dec 2013 17:45:49 GMT

This week's episode opens by focusing on the most important coach in college football, Dabo Swinney. Discussion of bowl games and the time Memphis football players tried to crash a black sorority reunion at the St. Pete Bowl follow, and we conclude with terrible Mike Leach imitations. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast #12

Wed, 04 Dec 2013 15:28:19 GMT

This episode of Shutdown Fullcast features an extensive discussion of sad restaurants filled with lonely people, a brief analysis of the Iron Bowl, and an admission that the college football season has probably peaked already. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

ShutdownFullcast11

Wed, 20 Nov 2013 16:04:39 GMT

This week's Shutdown Fullcast focuses on mysterious Big Ten, the surprising depth of week eleven's lineup, and Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast Ten

Wed, 13 Nov 2013 16:00:33 GMT

The Fullcast looks at the disasters of the college football season so far, but first looks at some personal debacles like taking yohimbe and going to law school. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 9

Wed, 06 Nov 2013 15:42:19 GMT

Ryan, Jason, and Spencer review week nine's slate, discuss how Texas law requires the leak of every email ever sent to anyone, and figure out that Nick Saban appeared on television to recruit someone's lonely grandmother. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast 8

Wed, 30 Oct 2013 11:31:27 GMT

This week we dieweq Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Fullcast: Seven

Wed, 23 Oct 2013 16:31:09 GMT

The Shutdown Fullcast considers which coaches to fight. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

ShutdownFullcast6

Wed, 16 Oct 2013 04:34:34 GMT

Contains ten minutes of discussion about how Paul Johnson makes impractical firearms and cooks meat with his body heat. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

ShutdownFullcast5

Wed, 02 Oct 2013 18:27:57 GMT

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ShutdownFullcast4

Wed, 25 Sep 2013 16:54:14 GMT

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Shutdownfullcast3

Tue, 17 Sep 2013 14:56:18 GMT

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ShutdownFullcast2

Thu, 12 Sep 2013 17:08:51 GMT

A 41 minute podcast that asks how many 1997 Ford Escorts buys a Tyler Bray. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shutdown Podcast One

Tue, 03 Sep 2013 18:17:34 GMT

THE STARKVILLE BURGER KING RULES A KINGDOM UNLIMITED AND GLORIOUS. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Introducing the Shutdown Fullcast

Mon, 01 Jul 2013 18:20:00 GMT

It's not Voltron! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices