Movie Reviews; Deadpools & Spidermans - sorry for the strays you caught, Emma Stone (Lil Learns about Merkins)

Updates on John Summit and Kyle Filipowski

New EDM and festival segment featuring Luke's Tomorrowland Review

Movie reviews with Lil, Tik Tok Trending, trouble with the police, best TV shows of all time, and a special pill for...for women?

Have you and your friends fought during COVID? Our MALEbag advice is right for you.

Our thoughts on the NFL conference championship round, Tom Brady Retirement, and Superbowl Halftime Shows.

SPECIAL R/NOFAP EXPERIMENT DONT MISS THE CLOSING SEGMENT

MORE MALEbag.

Whats going on in the stock market with Clo.

Luke is triggered frequently. I guess that should serve as a trigger warning if you don't like cheating.

Leave a 5 star review! Write in to our MALEbag for advice!

MALEbag Week 2. We got two letters and have some important advice. Write in with your questions!

Also: Cialis, Clo's reviews from Paris, and BLACK MONDAY for Brian Flores.

P.S. Does Mona Lisa's smile remind you of Billy when he does his masturbatory smirk?

We do our best to offer guidance. It's spicy. Even if you don't like football or the NFL, this is the episode for you. First 25 minutes are some of our finest work.

LAST WEEK OF NFL PICKEM. WHAT WILL THIS PODCAST EVEN BE AFTER THIS????

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Another in a line of special episodes, this week we have our correspondent CLO LIVE FROM PARIS eating crepes at the Eiffel Tower. Onion Soup. No Ketchup. FULL FLEX.

COVID has been popping up a lot and the pod has some interesting concerns this week. Watch out Carson.

Missing Ramon hope he is back next week to bring the positivity we have been missing.

Billy and Luke return from Space with stories and picks for this week.

And no, we promise Luke won't talk about Texas football for forty minutes. But at least five for Quinn Ewers.

Submit on our socials to join as a guest host in case of injury!

Light and minimalistic.

Was it better? Thats for you to decide.

To us? Nothing Matters.

We are just four dudes with a guitar by the fire talking sports and Christmas albums.

JAX POVERTY LEAGUE, SAMMY STATS RETURNS

Opening Jingle by RAM NOODLES

College Coaching Carousel and ROLL TIDE weekend!

It's Billy's Birthday so he has the week off. Filling in is his biggest fan/troll.: Welcome our guest host Sammy Stats!

The last time Luke was happy was in the first half of the Texas/ou matchup,

Will Carlos quit the pod over his censorship? Find out on this weeks episode.

BONUS TV RECOMMENDS: Man in the Arena, Hard Knocks in Season, Narcos, Ted Lasso, Succession.

The Vagus Nerve.

The best bubbly water.

And the dumbest fantasy league ever.

"I took my earbud out so I could pick my nose."

Editors note from Luke: I swear I won't let them keep hurting your eardrums with these opening songs. I'm truly sorry.

VAMOS AZUL!

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• Major Causes of being upset: unment expectations, thwarted intentions, undelivered communications, Texas football

• hotwire.com

• The Man in the Arena

• Luke Lost 2k

Brother Jon proving r/nofap is spiritual. Listen to his journey. He gets the MVP for his performance this week.

WE NOW FEATURE 30% MORE INTRO.

Chicory Coffee, The 2014 Kentucky Derby in Tallahassee, and our thoughts on Aaron Rodgers.

This week, we woke up and chose violence. It's our wildest episode yet. You are warned.

Some of the views expressed in this podcast don't reflect our actual views or what is right. Listen with discernment.

TRIGGER WARNING.

"Low Fares. Nothing to Hide."

#FreeBrittany #Jamie? #nothingmatters

If you have problems putting up with your friends and family, and we know we do sometimes, check out this important resource that could change your conflict from useless to productive. It's required reading for Billy and Ramon. Learn more here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFamOumVDls

Brittany, we are sorry we didn't have you on. Apparently Billy cares more about Jamie. Maybe next time.

Reminder: The views expressed in this podcast do not reflect actual views held by the hosts (we hope).

"Come on. Not worried about {REDACTED}. Worried about {REDACTED}."

"LMAO"

"SRS. Wait a week. WTF."

"Nope."

For all the Brittany's out there: You haven't even seen my Texas boner yet. Its so much bigger.

You a dawg, Tom. Our guest host week picks a crazy week all over the dawgs. Will it work out?

This week we avoided a Chucky faced land mine. Can we survive six hosts? Probably won't matter for long. #PrayforClo #PrayforVapers

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Great. You have come to the right place.

Friendship is tricky — it could be the best thing in the world and other times, it’s the worst thing that makes you lose hope about this world.

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Its hate week. Texas and ou. Billy and Ramon. High drama this week.

A fight has broken out among our staff. Most of us really aren't sure what it is about, but you can hear one side of the story tonight. This may be the last episode ever.....

Just kidding, we are back next week with Tom as a special guest. Don't miss it.

SANDRA SANDRA SANDRA. We love pod-moms.

CLO IS BACK.

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Wow apparently Luke sounds so good you can't trust him. Thank gawd for fact checkers. Luke feels incredibly weird about this positive/negative feedback. Nothing matters. Listen to him or don't. He's very confusing. Just like life.

Menthol Round Up.

Pods on the pod.

GOT OUR LAWYER FEES COVERED

Wins and losses on the board. A lot of teams are looking in the mirror after week 1. Emotions run high. Texas and FSU lost. We discuss cleaning products and:

• Is anything we saw in week 1 NFL real?

• Week 1 recap.

• Week 2 picks.

DOES THIS PODCAST SUCK? LET US KNOW:

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DONDA DONDA DONDA

This week we have better audio.

Depression Lurks. Season starts tonight. GUS EDWARDS ACL? RAVENS CURSED?

We can't promise this podcast will help your depression. THIS PODCAST CONTAINS PROFANITY AND FAKE SPONSORS. don't eat tide pods.

Welcome back to Hinge Billy!

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If for some reason you disregarded our advice and listened to that podcast, we encourage you to send your picks in to us. Via mail. At our unlisted address. This podcast isn't real.

SPECIAL EPISODE NOTE: We are sorry for when we used the wrong name for the Washington Football Team. We are still learning our way out of old habits and made an error we regret. We are trying to make sure it doesn't happen again. Wait...you can still say Chiefs?

2nd SPECIAL EPISODE NOTE: One of us said the Ravens have the second easiest schedule. They have the second hardest schedule. One us kinda regrets our pick.

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