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The Gang Meets the Body Finder | Ep 77 (Audio Only)

Tue, 10 Mar 2026 07:00:00 GMT

We started by leaving the pre-show nonsense in on purpose for the DPs, which means the episode opens like a live document of everybody being sick, annoyed, and already talking too much.

Then somehow we go from AI slop and robot comment wars to giving away Steak and a Blow Job Day prizes before bringing on Morgan (the dead body finder), who casually explains that her dog can find a single drop of blood and that hiding a body is apparently a terrible retirement plan.

From there it turns into voicemails, listener comments, a truly broken conversation about dog breeding that should probably be sealed by a court, and a run through news stories involving a serial plane stowaway, animal-roleplaying teens, Vatican AI demon paranoia, and a cop dumb enough to incriminate himself with his own phone habits.

The show wraps with family drama, creepy moms in Instagram comments, and yet another criminal dating game disaster that ends exactly how it should.

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Mikey announces that the first part of every recording is staying in the show now, unedited, whether anybody behaves or not.
The crew talks about everybody in their lives being sick before Stroke tells the story about nearly getting into it with a hammered old guy at the bar who kept saying he had to “earn” his way into the family.
They roast terrible AI branding, talk about Grammarly getting people flagged, and joke that comment sections are now just two robots arguing with each other.
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Voicemails roll in from Jesse, who sounds like he runs half the economy by himself, and Matt, who finds out the boiling-water-with-salt thing is mostly bullshit.
Listener comments about launching a podcast network, Joe Rogan, radio censorship, and a truly deranged stretch about dog breeding, dog fluffers, and whether $10,000 changes a person spiritually.
Jen’s WTF News covers the repeat stowaway sneaking onto flights, teens acting like animals in parks, Vatican exorcism training for AI demon nonsense, and a Detroit cop stealing explicit content from a woman’s phone.
The first Damn Problem is about a grandpa publicly suggesting his 15-year-old grandson is “probably gay,” and the crew tells the listener to shut that down instead of hiding behind the “different generation” excuse.
The second Damn Problem is about a girlfriend’s mom leaving thirsty Instagram comments, and the episode ends with Jen’s criminal dating game, where Stroke gets cooked again.

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The Gang Finds Porn in the Woods | Ep 76 (Audio Only)

Thu, 05 Mar 2026 17:37:56 GMT

The episode opens with the crew already fired up after discovering another podcast trying to ride their coattails. From there the conversation goes exactly where you’d expect: nowhere responsible.

Jenn's back after her daughter took gold at softball, which is not what we told you people, but here we are. What followed was two-plus hours of the kind of shit that only happens when nobody's in control, a woman who ghosted her entire family for 25 years over a DUI, Stroke confusing the living hell out of an OnStar operator while barely forming sentences, a Chinese "kissing device" that no one on this planet is using for kissing, and a confession segment that somehow ended up at necrophilia before we even saw it coming. Nobody planned the mummy medicine discussion.

Nobody planned the giant prehistoric beaver tangent. Nobody planned any of this… and that's exactly why you're still here.

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The Gang gets Censored | Ep 75 (Audio Only)

Tue, 03 Mar 2026 08:00:00 GMT

in this uncensored episode 2N’s gone for the day, nobody’s fired (probably), and we’re knee-deep in updates about the hooker giveaway poll, the censorship “experiment,” and why some of you freeloaders suddenly hate beeps.

We break down the logic behind editing last week’s episode, talk through monetizing without turning into the morning zoo, debate White Chicks 2 like adults who never matured, and casually discuss branding cows while wondering why we don’t have sponsors.

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The Gang is Giving Away a Hooker | Ep 74 (Audio Only)

Thu, 26 Feb 2026 08:00:00 GMT

The Gang debates giving away a legal Nevada hooker as a prize.

Not a joke. Not a bit. An actual poll gets created.

They read one-star Bunny Ranch reviews from men mad they only got 15 minutes after negotiating the price down.

They argue about whether you can legally shoot a guy jerking off outside your window. (Spoiler: you can’t.)

A lawyer jumps in to break down: • Aiding and abetting • Defamation vs opinion • Miranda rights • When you actually have to identify yourself

It’s prostitution economics, legal education, and public indecency rage — all in one episode.

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The Gang Gets Undicked | Ep 73 (Audio Only)

Tue, 24 Feb 2026 08:00:00 GMT

A psychic bails. Stroke almost books a flight to Arizona for a $200,000 reward. We legally clarify that we are not responsible for anyone choking during the Steak & BJ giveaway. A tapeworm diet story makes everyone reconsider the dark web. China flexes humanoid kung-fu robots. A dad tracks his 15-year-old to a house party and gets accused of “violating privacy.” Harvard body parts are being sold for profit.

And somehow we end up researching how many midgets are in the United States.

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The Gang Realizes None of Them Are Attractive | Ep 72 (Audio only)

Thu, 19 Feb 2026 14:26:21 GMT

Welcome back to another mind-blowing episode of Not That Damn Show, where someone submits a confession asking for a Fleshlight molded from Ian’s anatomy, they explain how ugly guys somehow land beautiful wives, and Florida Man tries to avoid arrest by identifying himself as George Costanza.

Somewhere in the middle of all that, the show spirals into Craigslust gangbang ads, failed radio journalism at a dumpy motel, cupcake assaults, and the realization that facial recognition has officially killed everyone’s chances of getting away with anything ever again.

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The Gang Solves a Kidnapping (Probably) |Ep 70 (Audio only)

Thu, 12 Feb 2026 08:00:00 GMT

It’s 9PM somewhere. Mikey’s drinking. Jen’s computer sucks. Ian might be wanted for kidnapping someone’s grandma. Frozen iguanas are falling out of trees in Florida, Pornhub comments are more philosophical than therapy, and somehow we end up discussing whether the government should monitor your masturbation habits. Add in substitute teachers showing up drunk, Uber roofie stories, mugshot guessing games, and a brief detour into actual real-life trauma that hits harder than expected. Then we go right back to midget wrestling and deadly weapon charges.

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The Gang Accidentally Starts a Cult | Ep 69 (Audio only)

Tue, 10 Feb 2026 08:00:00 GMT

A listener wrote a song about Stroke having sex 38 times in one day and sent it in. You listened to it. All of it. That should’ve been the whole episode — but somehow, it spiraled into a half-serious campaign to let Chick-fil-A run the country, a debate over Pornhub ass-eating stats, and a book called How to Start a Cult. Next thing you know, everyone’s pitching Kool-Aid merch and Stroke is leading a sex orgy interview team in a hazmat suit. Also: funeral desecration in Florida, a Dollar Tree crime ring in Sacramento, a missing flamingo statue in Parma, a bank heist where the money was stored in a goddamn cooler, and Daniel the black guy (probably).

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Listener Kenobi wants advice on asking a girl to be his Valentine. The gang tries to help, then mocks him with rejection trauma stories and redhead slander.

A Pornhub stat claiming 73% of Gen Z eats ass gets treated like it's peer-reviewed science. Ian doubts it. Mikey blames memes. Jenn considers launching a listener poll.

Dammit Jess writes a song called “You Fucked Me 38 Times,” inspired by Stroke’s TRT-fueled sex marathon. The lyrics include “embedded in my vagina.” It’s a moment.

Parenting dilemma: kid gets a black eye during a “UFC” playdate. Jenn wants accountability. Ian wants self-defense classes. Mikey just wants less therapy bills.

Daniel (self-identified “black guy”) emails in to argue DNA percentages.

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The Gang Gets Fingered (By Literature) | Ep 68 (Audio Only)

Tue, 03 Feb 2026 08:00:00 GMT

Jenn’s Only Hater crawled out of Spotify comments again… so we wrote him a theme song, roasted his existence, and then moved on like adults … by reading filthy romance novels to each other out loud. Butt stuff, “intimate muscles,” and finger placement breakdowns included.

Jenn returns from her emo sex cruise refreshed and railed, Stroke’s bones are cracking like popcorn, Ian’s heartburn gets blamed on some extremely questionable oral history and Mikey can’t sleep without hugging a body pillow now. Meanwhile, a grandma becomes a $4K-a-month escort, a methhead steals a plane, and some lunatic in the UK legally marries her dog. This episode should come with a health warning.

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The Gang Roasts an Award-Winning Nobody | Ep 67 (Audio only)

Thu, 29 Jan 2026 08:00:00 GMT

Jenn disappears and the show immediately loses adult supervision. What starts as random facts mutates into a live Google spiral about animal anatomy that nobody consented to. Florida shows up doing Florida things, confessions cross lines they definitely saw coming, and Rick the lawyer is forced to answer questions no law school prepared him for. Somewhere in the middle, the internet hands the gang an “award-winning” country singer whose comment section becomes the real performance. Nothing gets resolved. Several things get worse.

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The Gang Brings Back Arnie States | Ep 66

Tue, 27 Jan 2026 08:00:00 GMT

Jenn’s still gone and within minutes the show derails into emo sex cruises, hypothetical dildo merch, Craigslist freak mapping, and a brand-new life lesson that pulling your pants down is sometimes the fastest way to end a confrontation.

Add in bleach-laced spaghetti, karaoke bans over ten dollars, stolen landmark flags, Walmart reality glitches, Arnie States joins the show to calmly explains how radio lawyers killed creativity while also pitching stand-up comedy about things no lawyer would ever approve.

This episode wanders, spirals, overshares, and somehow still lands on abandoned mattress calendars and dick-shaped light switches.

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The Gang Gets DP’d | Ep 65 (Audio Only)

Thu, 22 Jan 2026 08:00:00 GMT

Stroke exposes his balls (again), Ian lays out all the lies your parents fed you, and Mikey declares war on fake work marriages. Also, we investigate the science of dick elasticity, the revenge potential of a Wendy’s cup, and why everyone on the internet needs to be tased. Jenn’s out on a cruise, but the testosterone is flowing, along with violent sex confessions, sad vape dads, and another Florida Man baptism in dumbassery.

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Stroke shares a traumatizing hotel room incident involving the “mouse on the trampoline” technique and a very unlucky housekeeper..
Ian drops 10 childhood lies that were complete horseshit, from gum myths to the bullshit about the Great Wall of China being visible from space.
Florida Man does donuts at a Jehovah’s Witness church on a first date. Because Florida.
Mikey blows up the concept of “work wives” and goes full scorched earth on deleted texts and flirty coworkers.
A teenage vape addict gets roasted harder than his mango pod. Parenting advice devolves into door removal and legalized beatdowns.
Confessions include jerking it in a hospital bathroom, a panic attack mid-fake orgasm, and violent sex loyalty kink.
A brawl featuring a bike, a mop, multiple shovels, and two suspiciously erect nipples takes top prize in Digital Dumpster Fire.
One listener took a Wendy’s shit and turned it into ex-based bioterrorism. We salute you.
The final video somehow makes us all miss our kids… until we remember they’re teenagers now and hate us.

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The Gang Dangles Babies | Ep 63

Thu, 15 Jan 2026 08:00:00 GMT

You ever find yourself inventing vagina breath strips and betting on poultry to shit on a number while judging prison inmates for murder and theft? No? Then you’re not living right. In this episode, we do all of that and way too much more. By the time the felon dating game hits, it’s already too late to back out. One woman’s in for burglary. Another for homicide. And we all still picked her.

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The Gang Skips Stroke’s Wedding | Ep 64

Tue, 20 Jan 2026 08:00:00 GMT

Stroke’s married, Ian’s bitter, and Mikey’s rethinking friendship contracts. Jenn’s out getting one of her Ns removed (finally), so the boys spiral into poop-launching massage parlor arrests, Craigslust, and getting real about just how damn old they’ve become. Also: Copper thieves cripple Sacramento transit, nobody wants Ian at their wedding, and Reno is full of freaks.

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Jenn’s missing in action due to a mysterious medical “N removal,” and the gang immediately spirals without female supervision.
A Defuniak Springs massage parlor owner weaponizes her poop to avoid arrest (actual Florida police report quote: “defecating toward the officer”).
Sacramento’s Gold Line was shut down by a copper-stealing crackhead who probably netted $50 and a Subway sandwich.
Haters still obsessed with the show — and Stroke drops the truth about white-label turkey brine and fake “radio products.”
Craigslist Confessional: Reno's finest include piss freaks, titty milk suckers, open-relationship blowjob seekers, and a 68-year-old dom with a milking machine.
Ian reveals the Florida Scale — an actual visual ranking system featuring mugshot dolphins, mullet gators, and general degeneracy.

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The Gang Happy Cries and Then Spirals | Ep 62

Tue, 13 Jan 2026 08:00:00 GMT

This episode is like an emotional handjob that ends with someone shoving a shampoo bottle up their ass. We start with everybody feeling feelings — like real, ugly cry-type shit — and just when you think we might be growing as people, we immediately go full brain rot.

Grave-robbing psychopaths? Check. Cops turning into frogs? Yep. Federal butthole report? Hell yes. Then it’s open season on hate comments, the bitter trolls finally get their time to shine while we drag their sad little Reddit fingers through the dirt. And we wrap it up with “Who Had the Worst Week” – Dammit Edition, where one listener spirals so hard we almost call a hotline. It’s sincere. It’s disturbing. It’s aggressively dumb.

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The Gang Plays Guess That Gas | Ep 61

Thu, 08 Jan 2026 08:00:00 GMT

The confessions came in hot — one about Christmas car sex with an ex, one about getting “moist” from our lawyer's voice, and a truly tragic Bingo-related grievance. That set the tone. Then it spiraled into Yelp vengeance, a full Chicken Shit Bingo tangent, and one of the dumbest games we’ve ever played: AI Fart or Real Fart?. Things were said. Lives were changed. Farrell’s Ice Cream may never recover.

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Listener says Lawyer Rick’s voice made them “moist.” No one recovers.
Farrell’s Ice Cream is possibly dead because of a Yelp review from one of us. No regrets.
Bingo comes up. Not normal bingo. Chicken shit bingo.
Confession of ex-wife car sex on Christmas Day — bonus: she’s remarried.
Another listener blew out two women in one night at Ms. Newby’s and wanted us to know.
Grandma’s still fucking the man who brings her dinner. This is fine.
Random Facts involve LSD films, the name Alf, and other signs of societal collapse.
Game of “AI Fart or Real Fart” gets wildly competitive — and weirdly wet.
By the end, everyone admits: we suck. But we’re not stopping.
Closing message? “Don’t kill strippers.” Because we care.

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Welcome to Season 2, Please Lower Your Standards | Ep 60

Tue, 06 Jan 2026 08:00:00 GMT

The show’s back and somehow dumber than ever.

Stroke got engaged, then immediately waxed his asshole. The Celebrity Death Pool is back with wild card picks and 10 times more disrespect. From California gun rulings and Bangkok coffin resurrections to shamans stating the obvious, prison drone surf-and-turf and STD-sounding dinosaurs — nothing in this episode lands clean, and that’s exactly how we like it. Add voicemails, Reddit hate, dog-related bedroom trauma, and the quiet realization that everyone on this show is probably already flagged by multiple federal agencies.

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🧠 Episode Breakdown

Season Two officially launches with the Dirt Squirrel mascot discussion and a debate about never changing the intro song
Stroke announces his engagement while also explaining a same-week butthole wax, manicure, and Santa costume logistics
The return of Celebrity Death Picks includes point scoring rules, wild cards, and immediate arguments about who is “allowed” to die
Extended argument over spoiler etiquette using Stranger Things and Star Wars as examples
WTF News covers a woman found alive in her coffin before cremation in Thailand and spirals into cremation machine shopping
California’s open carry ruling sparks a heated, extremely unscientific gun debate involving Gavin Newsom’s hair
A drone drops steak, crab legs, weed, and Old Bay seasoning into a prison yard and everyone agrees the guard kept it
Dinosaur fossils in Nevada introduce the word “ichthyosaur,” which immediately becomes a venereal disease joke
Damn Problems segment splits the room over a husband disappearing to a neighbor’s couch on New Year’s Eve
Voicemails and comments include listener callouts, engagement congratulations, and an extremely uncomfortable dog-in-the-bedroom confession

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The Gang Starts A Podcast War | Ep 85 (Audio Only)

Thu, 09 Apr 2026 07:00:00 GMT

Welcome back to America’s Loudest Podcast, where we open the show literally waving guns around on camera and somehow that’s not even the most unhinged part of the hour.

We go from “I sleep next to a gun on the couch just in case” to debating poop knives like they’re a legitimate household tool.

Somewhere between declaring ourselves America’s fattest podcast, talking about poop particles on your toothbrush, and deciding whether having sex with a blow-up doll of yourself is “gay” or “gay as fuck,”…

Then we slide into Florida-or-Not madness: school board creeps calling underage girls “hot,” arson over macaroni and cheese, attic meth goblins falling through ceilings, and a McDonald’s cookie heist on Easter because of course it was.

Ian drops his very biased Top 10 Power Ballads list and the digital dump serves up planes hitting cars, Walmart brawls, jet ski stupidity, and a stoned idiot driving with a traffic light stuck to his car.

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The Gang Does Christmas Their Way | Ep 59

Thu, 18 Dec 2025 08:00:00 GMT

It’s the final episode of the year and the show immediately spirals into Christmas outfits, Black Santa politics, Florida crimes, expired eggnog confessions, and a shocking amount of vagina-based drug transport. The gang reflects on 59 episodes of accidental success, revisits the dumbest and best moments of the year, and somehow ends up defending a man who eats raw hog meat on a sidewalk. There’s gratitude, there’s filth, there’s Florida, and there’s absolutely no plan.

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🧠 Episode Breakdown

Ian unveils a full “Top 10 Best Things NTDS Did This Year” list, including Black Santa Month, Dirt Squirrel, Stroke’s songs, and the NTDS party
A Florida woman hides anti-anxiety pills in her vagina during a DUI arrest, launching the “pussy pills” and “pussy smuggler” discussion
Confessions include role-playing as someone’s mother during sex, a mysterious 20-inch “weiner,” and someone shitting their pants from expired eggnog
Rick and the Law tells a courtroom story about exposing a cop’s lie using foggy body cam footage and tag lights
A group of adults use children to pass counterfeit $20 bills and retrieve real change from stores
The gang debates cheating, why people downgrade when they cheat, and forces Jen to explain human behavior on behalf of all women
The show ends with thank-yous, Christmas wishes, Spotify download numbers, and a very strange stripper-themed goodbye

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The Gang Ruins Christmas Again | Ep 58

Tue, 16 Dec 2025 08:00:00 GMT

It’s the second-to-last episode of the year and nothing is festive except the murder songs. The gang spirals from Christmas movie arguments into porn logic, listener comments, cousin ethics, and a fan-submitted song literally titled “Cousin Fucker.” A Christmas rewrite of Goodbye Earl turns into a full slasher musical, WTF News delivers dead celebrities, sex offenders, and international orgy arrests, and Mikey explains why the holidays are the greatest excuse to not give a shit. Somewhere in the middle, people fight at Walmart, someone refuses a liver transplant, and everyone agrees Andy Dick should’ve stayed dead.

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🧠 Episode Breakdown

Ian gets called out for leaving A Christmas Story off his Christmas movie list, triggering a full argument about what even qualifies as a Christmas movie
Listener comments derail into discussions about sex ed childbirth videos shown to middle schoolers
A deep dive into whether porn automatically becomes a Christmas movie if Santa is involved
Stroke debuts “Goodbye Pearl,” a Christmas murder parody inspired by Goodbye Earl
WTF News covers Andy Dick’s overdose, Bonnie Blue’s Bali arrest, and a South Korean divorce over a liver transplant refusal
Digital Dump includes holiday slip-and-falls, Walmart fights, ungrateful adults screaming about calendars, and Santa fighting people in public

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The Gang Makes Christmas Worse | Ep 57

Thu, 11 Dec 2025 08:00:00 GMT

Confessions hit a new low. Or high. Depends how you feel about cousin-throatf*cking, blowjob-based food psychics, and judging your self-worth by your dog’s penis. Ian drops a top 10 Christmas movie list that isn’t as terrible as every other list he’s given us. Mikey shares a full Trans-Siberian Orchestra-style Strokeified Christmas song called “Christmas With The Dammits”. Jenn makes us guess if elves are getting boned. And somewhere in the background, Stroke’s kid falls down the stairs mid-show. Happy Holidays, degenerates.

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🧠 Episode Breakdown

Stuffed Peas and Pizza Piss Rants
Rear Naked Choke at Home Depot
Confessions Include: Doggy dick envy, mailbox robbery, cousin rimjobs, and a literal blowjob food psychic.
Ding-Dong Ditch Assault
Jen’s “Smut or What” goes full Christmas porn
Ian’s Christmas Movie List starts chill... and then he puts Batman Returns on it.
Someone tries to murder their grandma, the gun jams, and now they live together. That's the confession.
Jenn admits to elbowing Kyle in his sleep. Stroke admits to pissing in a bottle mid-podcast.
Black Santa Promo reaches “going out of business” levels of urgency.

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The Gang Hires a Phone Sex Operator | EP 56

Tue, 09 Dec 2025 08:00:00 GMT

A professional phone sex operator joins the show and immediately traumatizes everyone with stories of locked dicks, cum bottles, humiliation kinks, and clients who pay extra just to cry. Stroke’s daughter questions the Black Santa takeover, Ian gets hustled with counterfeit silver, and everyone tests out the phrase "ovary walls" on their partners with disturbingly horny results.

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🧠 Episode Breakdown

Stroke brings a new Black Santa to the collection and gets culturally reclassified.
Mikey retells a school nativity play gone full James Earl Jones.
Ian accepts a karaoke bribe in the form of fake silver and exacts brutal revenge.
The gang texts their partners “ovary walls” and chaos (and back blowouts) ensue.
Listener voicemails include math pickup lines and a kid yelling “African American!” at the Boardwalk
A listener's girlfriend wants to swing, and nobody wants to be the ugly half.
“Misheard Lyrics” becomes the dumbest game ever invented (and Mikey regrets it instantly).
A man swallows a Fabergé egg pendant and becomes New Zealand’s most glamorous turd watch.
The NTDS crew meets Danni D, a former phone sex operator with stories that will destroy your faith in humanity and maybe your gag reflex.

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The Gang Invents Black Santa Month | EP 55

Thu, 04 Dec 2025 15:41:41 GMT

Black Santa has officially taken over the show, Stroke has turned his ancestry results into a full-blown lifestyle. The the crew calls 1-900 sex hotlines on-air, and Craigslist brings us Fairbanks, Alaska’s horniest citizens alive.

Florida Man destroys a Cybertruck, someone’s pussy weaponizes itself at a concert, a trio gets busted mid-noon delight at Winn-Dixie, and confessions escalate from “Ian isn’t cute” to “I nut on faces for emotional regulation.”

Lawyer Rick shows up immediately after placenta talk because this show has no god.

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🧠 Episode Breakdown

Mikey melts down because he cannot physically begin the show without saying “Episode 55.”
Stroke unveils a full catalog of Black Santas from CVS and his house now looks like Beyoncé's multiverse.
Ian gets double-charged at a restaurant by what Stroke calls “that damn cracker,” prompting late-night drunken bank-checking.
Jen mourns the loss of her stripper lights, which apparently requires Patreon support to resurrect.
Random Facts derails into a 10-minute debate on whether there's any non-rapey way to say “ovary walls.” (There isn’t.)
The gang discovers that 1-800-BLOW-JOB, 1-800-SEXYASS, and 1-800-BIG-TITS are all VERY real… and very eager for their credit cards.
Confessions include eating yourself out, tasting semen, Thanksgiving family abandonment, and an Amazon driver pissing on lawns.

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The Gang Summons the Titty Wizard | Ep 54

Tue, 02 Dec 2025 08:00:00 GMT

Episode 54 kicks off with the gang arguing about whether a naked Jimmy John’s founder sexually assaulted a shark, swings immediately into dolphin rape, and somehow ends up debating if humans should breathe through their assholes. Jen gets verbally waterboarded with a listener’s “moist pussy” R&B track, a 12-year-old’s titty wizard gets an art critique, and Campbell’s Soup catches shit after their executive calls all their customers poor.

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The crew debates Black Santa, Big Nick Energy, and Stroke’s new pimp-Santa cane.
A listener’s song reveals the philosophical horror that “every hand has held a dick.”
A debate erupts on whether feeding scrambled eggs back to chickens is “period cannibalism.”
The gang discusses “dirt squirrels” evolving into potential new mascots like sand walruses and sand otters.
Stroke celebrates being “1% Black,” validated by listener Keisha
A kid’s drawing of a “titty wizard” (with MILF Slayer wand and tassel tits) devastates the room.
Ian unveils his Top 10 Things He Misses From the 2000s, including MySpace, Hot Topic goths, and elder-emo culture.

• Ass Backwards: the crew demolishes 2000s reverse-song trivia in seconds.

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The Gang Throws Turkeys from a Helicopter | Ep 53

Thu, 27 Nov 2025 08:00:00 GMT

Thanksgiving is ruined the second Stroke waddles in wearing a turkey costume. Jen’s back on her anti-moist crusade. Ian brings back “Who Said It?” and loves reminding everyone how insane they are. Mikey accidentally offends every race, religion, and gender.

There’s a Florida threesome gone sideways, a listener’s explosive diarrhea in the shower, and a sex song from Stroke’s girlfriend that might singlehandedly give the pilgrims PTSD. Plus: turkeys from helicopters, diaper violence, and the most disgusting confession of the year....so far.

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Confessions include: Porn revenge crimes, strip club poop disasters, cheating justifications, and one guy crop-dusting arcade children at John's Incredible Pizza.
A Thanksgiving sex anthem
Random Facts derail into Moses, circumcision stand-offs, and who licked the first toad.
Florida Man news includes: ATM forklift heists, egg debates turned gunfire, and a TikTok nudist challenge with no phone.
Everyone’s horny at a baby shower. Allegedly.
The group debates which U.S. states should be removed and how Rhode Island is basically a geographic clit.

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The Gang Graffitis a Tortoise | Ep 52

Tue, 25 Nov 2025 08:00:00 GMT

The crew opens Thanksgiving week by cannonballing straight into Stroke nearly drowning in face-sitting when a 7 a.m. creeper tried to recruit him and his GF for a threesome.

From there it only gets dumber: McRib betrayal, gas-station Cuban sandwiches, a cat licking its own asshole on Jen’s car, voicemails from unhinged dammits, and a Smurf-themed musical that nobody asked for. Then comes a parade of cheaters, panic-attack manipulators, Roblox predators, period-blood skincare, and two idiots trying to conquer Haiti with a homeless army.

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🧠 Episode Breakdown

A Gravy Slut turkey-costume video is confusing
Jen explains the Emo’s Not Dead cruise and the crew immediately spirals into “we sponsor a flamingo at a zoo” fantasies, including branding a tortoise shell with the NTDS logo.
Voicemails include: DP Jeff torturing Jen with “moist,” a dude contemplating the gayness of sucking his own dick, and another listener announcing he’s about to drink Everclear for TikTok.
A Sacramento listener promotes a free-food pantry, which sends Stroke into a tangent about a church full of suspiciously hot, jacked disciples.
The crew debates Black Jesus, Black Santa, and the white lady who somehow got offended on behalf of everyone who isn’t her.
The Damn Problem segment hits hard: cheating girlfriends texting coworkers at 3 a.m., drunk boyfriends confessing therapy resentment at weddings, and women faking panic attacks to dodge accountability.
The show ends with a revival of the Criminal Dating Game, where the guys must choose between three incarcerated women before learning their crimes and seeing their photos.

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The Gang Breaks Every Rule | Ep 51

Thu, 20 Nov 2025 08:00:00 GMT

Mikey drops a brand-new Strokeified track, and it’s so nasty it might violate community guidelines. Then somehow, things get worse. From ass print forensics to church sermons about butt hygiene, the crew spirals into a full breakdown of poop physics, drone shootdowns, HOA cone wars, and legal advice that may or may not hold up in court. A guy hides in a porta potty, a dog fires a shotgun, and someone confesses to farting so hard they woke their girlfriend.

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🎨 Ass Facts explores butt fingerprinting, painted starfish, and a potential CSI crossover.

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A man shot by his own dog
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Golf course destruction with a pickup
Murder instructions from a cockroach

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NTDS LIVE! 50 Episodes of WTF

Tue, 18 Nov 2025 08:00:00 GMT

Episode 50 and we thought, “Hey, let’s do this one LIVE.” Bad idea? Maybe. Hilarious trainwreck? Absolutely. This one’s got listener voicemails, live comments, dream sex with Ian, confessions involving drive-in theater vomit, and the debut of a new romantic classic: “You Can Put Anything In Your Butt.” Jenn gives us WTF News, Ian brings a Top 10 List that’s… something, and we wrap with the worst game ever invented: Like A Second Song.

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A listener wrote an actual song about Ian
Mikey drops the world premiere of the new Strokeified anthem, “You Can Put Anything In Your Butt”
Voicemails include dreams, dunk tanks, and violent karaoke bar brawls with pool balls
One listener forgot a butt plug was still in until it launched into a toilet like a gunshot
Jenn reports on the Duck Guy jerking off in public during WTF News and we all feel unsafe
Ian’s Top 10 List of Fast Food Items That Should Come Back is literally the worst list ever.
Damn Problems include: TikTok addiction ruining marriages, discovering secret sex toys, and a serious libido mismatch
Confession about a blowjob so vile it’s now banned in 17 countries
The game “Like A Second Song” is absolute chaos.

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Can We Stop Being This Dumb? | Ep 49

Thu, 13 Nov 2025 08:00:00 GMT

Episode 49 is a masterclass in low-brow genius. Stroke’s obsessed with assholes, Ian’s defending freedom for naked chainsaw guys, Jenn’s fighting school drop-off rage, and Mikey’s trying to figure out how the hell they still have a podcast.

There’s “Can We Stop” meltdowns, Florida Man’s bowel-related crime spree, and a Viking turd so legendary it deserves its own museum wing. Then the crew plays the new trivia game “Beat the Cock,” and everyone loses their dignity trying to answer before the rooster crows.

Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast!

Stroke unveils Ass Facts, a new educational series for degenerates.
Jenn’s mom-rage reaches DEFCON 1
Ian explains why “Run, Forrest, Run” should be punishable by public shaming.
Mikey tries to stop the team from talking about poop. Fails instantly.
The gang debates tramp stamps, Chinese tattoos, and parental delusion in youth sports.
The confessions section spirals quickily
A deaf go-go dancer, an amputee hookup, and nut-brushing
“Digital Dick of the Week” is back. Vote on Spotify

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38 Bangs and a Coffee Enema | Ep 48

Tue, 11 Nov 2025 08:00:00 GMT

Stroke’s d*ck broke a land-speed record this week. He’s two testosterone shots in and suddenly his girl needs an ice pack and a sabbatical. Meanwhile, Ian’s live bar performance of “No Wrong Hole” becomes a real "crowd pleaser" Jenn breaks the news about Starbucks bear riots, and Mikey tries to figure out why South Lake Tahoe is crying over a city seal.

Then it gets dumber: – A stepmom finds the Pornhub tab open… and she’s the category. – A listener sends in a song about buying dicks with a credit card. – A guy runs a secret Instagram account just to simp in private and thinks that’s normal.

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🗣️ A guy ends a voicemail with one word: “moist.” Then hangs up. Power move.

🧻 Listener confesses he remembers only two phone numbers: his childhood home… and 916-312-DAMN.

📆 Dammit Nick complains that our merch is $19.99 and $20. We respond with spite pricing. $21.87, bitch.

🧂 Troy returns to the comments section to roast Jenn and Mikey… then confesses he’d still bang Vanna White.

🥦 The gang revisits foods they hated as kids but love now. Except mushrooms. Mushrooms are still bullshit.

🔄 Can we stop pretending DoorDash is worth it? Mikey goes off on $40 cold Pizza.

🐺 Aliens are watching Earth like it’s a reality show. And season 2025 sucks.

Plus Random thoughts and The Bass Akwards Song game.

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NTDS: Neglected Tropical Disease Show | Ep 46

Tue, 04 Nov 2025 08:00:00 GMT

We found out Google thinks our show is about dengue fever and dick rash. That tracks. From there it only gets dumber. This episode has it all: karaoke rage, foot fetish crimes, hangover confessions, and a brand-new Strokeified banger — the Dirt Squirrel National Anthem. Also, someone scheduled sex like it’s a fuckin’ dental cleaning.

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🦠 NTDS vs. NTDS — The crew discovers they’re fighting SEO against tropical diseases like “Chagas” and “dungy fever.”
🥴 Hangover Jen — Sunglasses, puke bucket, zero regrets.
🎤 Karaoke Vigilante Strikes Again — Ian goes full rage-DJ on mic-grabbers and drunk idiots.
👠 Shoe Bandits & Butt-Legos — WTF News gets uncomfortably specific.
🛏️ Stroke’s 10 Reasons Women Are the Worst
📆 Calendar Sex is Real
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Pixie Stix and Prison Time | Ep 45

Thu, 30 Oct 2025 11:00:00 GMT

The gang returns with another unfiltered round of oversharing — poop confessions, weird hygiene talk, astrology nonsense, and an honest debate about which Halloween candy belongs in hell. Craig’s Lust makes a filthy comeback, someone learns what “sugaring” really means, and it all ends in snacks, shame, and laughter.

💩 Poop stories and post-wipe routines nobody needed. 🧼 The horror of “sugaring” explained in too much detail. 🔮 Astrology talk that goes absolutely nowhere. 🍬 The official Halloween candy tier list gets violent. 🔥 Craig’s Lust returns for another sticky disaster. 🚗 Digital Dumpster Fire: baby, car, chaos. 🍪 Cookie crimes and munchie confessions.

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We Don’t Speak Gen Alpha | Ep 44

Tue, 28 Oct 2025 11:00:00 GMT

The gang stumbles into Episode 44 speaking fluent sarcasm and zero Gen Alpha. Stroke’s weekend gets torched by a cursed “couples game” suggested by Mikey's wife Mandy, someone’s girlfriend moans the wrong name during sex, and the crew drops a Strokeified banger for the parents — because none of us know what the fuck “6-7-9-11” means.

🚨 This week on America’s Loudest Podcast:

🧠 Jenn drops a Top 10 list of things men do that absolutely suck — and it’s disturbingly accurate.

📞 Voicemail of the Week: Listener Future Steven calls in from the past with a love letter to the show. He’ll hear his own message in like, 15 episodes.

📉 Damn Problems: Can a marriage survive cheating if the cheater’s doing the work but still getting punished every damn day?

😬 Confession: She moaned the wrong name mid-thrust. Real name. Not a dream. What the hell do you even do with that?

📰 WTF News:

DoorDash driver stabbed by hill people with 7 kids
AI homeless man prank gets SWAT called
Japanese dude scams $24K worth of food deliveries using 124 fake accounts

🎧 Game Time: Guess That Sound — is it a cat barfing, a seal mating, or Stroke’s mom farting through a kazoo?

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The Gang Writes an ’80s Power Ballad | Ep 43

Fri, 24 Oct 2025 12:53:49 GMT

Today on America’s Loudest Podcast: The gang blasts into zero gravity sex 🚀, commits mild medical fraud 🏥, and drops a Strokeified power ballad that will ruin your marriage and your soul: “No Wrong Hole.”

⚖️ Rick the Lawyer returns to explain why toothbrush cum might be illegal and how to legally shoot someone in the balls.

🌴 Florida’s got: • Nut-biting drunks • AI-generated rape hoaxes • Cheeseburger assaults • Beach baby neglect • And a hooker brawl with dad 😬

📺 Ian ranks the Top 10 TV Theme Songs, and the confessions get real filthy — we’re talking pink eye, tampons, and a possibly radioactive butthole wax.

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The Gang Gets Sugared | Ep 42

Wed, 22 Oct 2025 12:48:56 GMT

The gang slides face-first into Episode 42 with pumpkin patch PTSD, death comets, and two new contenders for the horniest songs of all time. It’s definitely not family-friendly... unless your family’s into docking, vasectomy stories, or Elk Grove Kia jingles.

This week on America’s Loudest Podcast:

🎃 Mikey & 2N watch the Goonies in a field of genital-wart-covered pumpkins
🍆 2 new Strokeifieds “The Power of My Dick” — a New Dicks on the Block classic & Organic Vagina (nobody asked for this)
💚 Damn It Jessica returns with the filthiest song we've ever played
🚨 WTF News: Alien motherships, $20K pumpkins, and murder in a Tesla
🔥 Breakdown: Top 10 Guitarists of All Time — who made it, who got snubbed, and why Slash deserved better
🧼 Smut or What? – Featuring Brazilian massages, anime girls running, desk-humping, and something called “soaking”
💌 Damn Problems: Surprise Starbucks ≠ romance. Also, is it your job to rat on your co-worker's cheating wife?

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The Gang Kills the Tooth Fairy | Ep 41

Fri, 17 Oct 2025 13:02:47 GMT

🎧 Today on America’s Loudest Podcast, things get uncomfortably hilarious FAST. From thermoses shoved up asses to 100 bloody tampons thrown on a lawn, this episode is equal parts felony and freakshow. This is America, People.. Its not us.

The gang debates:

What to do if your girl’s OBGYN is a smoke show 👨‍⚕️🔥
Is it ever okay to NOT tell your spouse about old nudes?
The Digital Dick of the Week showdown: Notebook Rape Threat Guy vs. Bodybag Halloween Psycho 🎃📓
A Florida man turns his colon into a coffee thermos ☕️🍑
Public brawls, dildo poetry, face tattoos, and a full roundup of felons who look like they bathe in meth 🧼🔥

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Stroke ranks lowest in a gay dude’s smash list

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The Gang Is Back and Slightly Less Terrible | Ep 40

Wed, 15 Oct 2025 12:28:40 GMT

After a week off, the NTDS crew limps into episode 40 with questionable energy, AI-generated pussy anthems, and a jingle countdown no one asked for. It’s weird. It’s immature. It’s slightly less terrible.

🎶 Mikey drops two new songs: “The Power of Pussy” (Country vs. Pop). One is giving Reba, the other is giving Kesha on mushrooms. You vote, winner goes on Strokeified Vol. 2.

👩‍🎤 “Girl or Metalhead” returns. The hair is flowing. The confusion is real.

🧠 Jenn delivers WTF News: a murder over not saying thank you, $600K fortune teller scammers, and a serious convo on California’s end-of-life law.

🪞 Stroke is prepping for his Patreon-mandated butthole wax and has officially started mirror reconnaissance.

🎵 The gang breaks down the most brain-destroying jingles of all time... including the return of the Elk Grove Kia earworm.💬

Listener voicemails get roasted. One guy is deeply upset with Mikey. We don’t care.

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The Gang Hires a Lawyer, Talks Porn Instead | Ep 39

Fri, 03 Oct 2025 07:00:00 GMT

Wanna know what happens when four degenerates with low testosterone and bad judgment get together to solve legal dilemmas, talk porn algorithms, and debate the ethics of peeing yourself for Nine Inch Nails? Welcome to Episode 39.

🧠 Ian drops Random Facts about signal lights, milk, medieval words, and porn search stats.

🥵 Mikey diagnoses everyone with Irritable Male Syndrome, aka Male PMS, and the crew takes the highly scientific IMS symptom quiz like broken middle-aged men in denial.

🧼 The waxing countdown is on: Stroke’s ass will be waxed soon. But first, can we find a waxer willing to handle his...situation?

🍆 We talk gangbang queens, mommy milkers, foot-fucking for gay men, and whether Jenn would be a total man whore if she had a dick (spoiler: yes).

But it's not all foot fetishes and male menopause

🧑‍⚖️ The episode, we welcome our new show lawyer for the first-ever "Rick In The Law" segment:

Can you sue your ex for giving you herpes?
What happens if you fart-trap your friends in a truck?
Can you fake being a lawyer to scare a landlord?
And why lighting your car on fire might be smarter than letting cops search it.

🚽 We play Florida or Not

🙏 Then we head into the Confessional:

👀 No felon dating game this week because Jenn forgot. She’s drunk. Probably. Again.

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How to Make a Cowboy Cry & Other Life Skills | Ep 38

Wed, 01 Oct 2025 13:07:03 GMT

Cowboys cry. Raccoons get drunk. And someone’s dad might be cheating on Instagram. Episode 38 of America’s Loudest Podcast delivers the most unhinged game segment yet and a confessional pile of emotional damage you can’t unsee. Also: ass swabs. For real.

💥 Stroke makes a grown-ass cowboy cry in a karaoke bar, then drops science about raccoons in buttholes. Yes, you read that right.

💥 Ian gets philosophical about dick pics, balls, and breast milk all in one segment.

💥 Jenn brings WTF News including zombie squirrels, fart spray attacks, drunk raccoons, and a fungal superbug so nasty it requires a literal ass swab test. 💥 Mikey introduces “Did They Die?” — the worst game ever — where the crew watches intense video clips and tries to guess who survived. It’s dark. It’s wrong. It’s glorious. 💥 Plus: Digital Dick of the Week pits DoorDash Dahmer against Boiler Bus Bandit — a Motel murderer vs. a 75-year-old school bus driver who tried to cook kids alive. Vote now on Spotify. 💥 And in Damn Problems: Is a 12-year-old racist or just funny? Should you tell your best friend his daughter is on OnlyFans? And what do you do when you find proof your dad’s cheating in his DMs?

🎃 Mikey also unveils the Top 10 Halloween Costumes That Should Probably Be Banned ... including teen sexy nurses, baby cigarettes, and the cursed return of Fabulous Frank the Gay Flamingo.

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We Broke the Seal (and the Internet) | Ep 37

Fri, 26 Sep 2025 07:00:00 GMT

America’s Loudest Podcast returns with whale handjobs, strip club lies, and a scuba-suited Florida Man who pulled off the most badass Disney robbery of all time. Episode 37 is a sweaty mess of skunk beer, disappearing dogs, and confessions that probably require a legal team.

💥 Stroke brings Florida Man madness involving meth, sea turtle eggs, and flying children.💥 Ian hits us with random facts no one asked for, like how Hitler got a Nobel Peace nod and why your beer smells like roadkill.💥 Jen turns mustard bottles into erotica during “Smut or What?”💥 Mikey reads Confessions feature drive-by ex-stalking, secret Snapchats from the boss, and one guy who jerked it in his girlfriend’s mom’s bathroom — because of course he did.💥 And in Digital Dumpster Fire: a violinist KO’s a stranger, a subway pisser marks her territory, and a high school football player channeling WWE breaks a kid’s back.

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The Village Idiot Drives a Cybertruck | Ep 36

Wed, 24 Sep 2025 07:00:00 GMT

Episode 36 of NOT That Damn Show is pure gasoline on the dumpster fire. Mikey and his family almost get family T-boned by a Cybertruck douchelord, Stroke debates whether his asshole waxing is medical or sexual, and Jenn admits she got fired for the “hard R” without ever saying it.

The crew dives headfirst into Jimmy Kimmel’s spectacular fall, why late-night TV is DOA, and the corporate/advertiser chokehold that makes “free speech” a punchline. WTF News serves up a singer with a corpse in his Tesla, porn stars getting punched at meet-and-greets, and Costco toilet paper riots. Toss in “What’s Their Damage?”, the new game of public meltdowns, and you’ve got America’s Loudest Podcast at its absolute glory.

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Florida Man vs Vagina Pants | Ep 35

Fri, 19 Sep 2025 07:00:00 GMT

Stroke’s dodging Facebook death threats, Target’s out here selling pants with built-in vagina lips, and somehow we end up in a full debate about whether our d**ks qualify as “pretty.”

Along the way we run into a woman blasting her neighbor with a flare gun, a lady who registered her dog to vote, squirrels that jerk it for fun, and a Craigslist couple recruiting for their 100-man urinal fantasy league.

Then we break down the worst products ever made, from exploding blenders to killer airbags, before wrapping it all up with dumpster-fire videos that prove humanity is circling the drain.

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Six-Pack Jesus and the Smut or What Olympics | Ep 34

Wed, 17 Sep 2025 07:00:00 GMT

Stroke gets into a flag fight so dumb it almost ends with FBI involvement all because he pissed off some CA clown with a trolling post. The guy even threatened to cave in his skull. Normal stuff.

Mikey tries to keep the show grounded, but that goes to hell once Ian starts braggin about all the stupid shit he's bought.

Meanwhile, Jenn defends her taste in long-ass, boring movies. Smut or What returns, and yes it's just as disturbing as you remember. Also, if 50 more people join the Patreon, Stroke has agreed to wax his butthole for your entertainment.

Oh, and Jesus has a six-pack now.

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Never Forget, But Definitely Laugh | Ep 33

Fri, 12 Sep 2025 07:00:00 GMT

Episode 33 of America’s Loudest Podcast starts heavy with 9/11 ... yeah, we went there. Real stories, conspiracy chatter, and the weird quiet that followed. Then we do what we do best: derail into the dumbest shit imaginable. Bigfoot is just blurry, Disney employees had crabs, Trader Joe’s is running psy-ops with their parking lots, and Big Bread is burning your toast on purpose.

Craigslist? Absolute filth. Birthday blowjob requests, pussy-eating contests with prizes, and some guy who literally wants to guzzle strangers’ loads. Florida Man shows up with foot fetishes, bug spray assaults, Chuck E. Cheese credit card fraud, and an inflatable dog strangling kids. Confessions hit even lower: cheating dirt squirrels, loogie sex gone wrong, and some dude admitting to sex in a church. Sprinkle in random facts about syphilis weddings, frog orgies, and why grandma smells like death ... boom, that’s Episode 33.

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Catfishing Your Kid & Other Bad Parenting Tips | Ep 32

Wed, 10 Sep 2025 13:00:00 GMT

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The crew is back with the first of TWO episodes a week. What could go wrong?

We kick things off with the Patreon Party and That Damn Night Out – karaoke disasters, Ian’s casino luck, Thunder Cover murdering the stage, Stroke rolling in late, and yes…the cops showed up.
Voicemails bring us everything from OD's in Stockton CA stories to a hype man who might be our new intro guy. And Jesse is back!
Then it’s Netflix time: we rip into Unknown Number: The High School Catfish. The story of a Michigan mom who spent over a year catfishing her own teenage daughter. Naturally, this leads to our Top 10 Shittiest Parents breakdown.
Creepy or Crazy is back with minimalist hookups, fate-obsessed texters, and mirror sex. (Don’t ask.)
WTF News with Jenn drops gems about doctors warning you not to poop-scroll, a fugitive in a Speedo, and a Santa Barbara clinic scandal that’ll make you bleach your eyes... We have the video
And of course, the Urban Dictionary Game nobody asked for

It’s a lot. It’s dumb. It’s us.

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🛩️ 9/11 – we start serious with a clip to “never forget” and our own memories.
👽 Then it flips into the Top 10 Harmless Conspiracies people actually believe
🙏 Damn Confessional – anonymous sins from the Dammits that’ll make you feel better about your own life.
🐊 Florida Man – back with another round of gator-loving stupidity.
🍆 CraigsLust – the horniest corner of the internet, read out loud so you don’t have to.

From dark to dumb in one episode. Subscribe now so you don’t miss it.

Live From the Boardwalk | Ep 31

Wed, 03 Sep 2025 13:00:00 GMT

They said it couldn’t be done. So we did it live, loud, and in front of a massive crowd.

This episode is the full recording from our first-ever live show at The Boardwalk, and it was absolutely unhinged in the best possible way. Lara came back. Amanda grabbed the mic. Confessions got weird. Dicks were flying. And somehow a gay flamingo ended up on stage.

🔻 What’s inside: • The night opens with a funeral for Sacramento radio and all radio 📻 • Lara returns and reflects on That Damn Show and what came next • Craigslist gets weird

• We play FL or Not with the crowd • Amanda from RAD Radio makes an appearance • A Dammit shares a gut-punch story about grief and the return of the show • Confessions from the crowd that should’ve stayed buried • Aftershock giveaways, penis guns, merch, and more dumb shit

And Thunder Cover closed out the night with an unbelievable set.

If you weren’t there you missed out.

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The Psychedelic Jester | Ep 30

Wed, 27 Aug 2025 13:00:00 GMT

Reno guy writes in, we drag 98 Rock again, and Mikey wonders if we’re about to completely tank our first live show. Stroke rolls out a Florida Man highlight reel featuring sharks, drunk teachers, a drug drone, and a dagger-wielding jester. Ian piles on with his contrarian takes, Jenn gets her first official roast in song form, and somehow we end up knee-deep in confessions that should’ve stayed buried.

This week on America’s Loudest Podcast:

Listener email from Reno → why people cling to comfort even when it sucks.
Nervous promo for That Damn Night Out (Thunder Cover, Aftershock passes, giveaways).
Top 10 Celebrity F*ck-Ups.
Lincoln High kid gets body-slammed by a cop.
Florida Man: gun in a backpack, drunk teacher, shark bite, fake dentist, meth drone, and a psychedelic jester with a dagger.
Damn Problem: the $98 tipper date, the $2k vacation voucher, and more.
Stroke-ified song debut: “Write It Down, Bitch” (Jenn roast).
Listener confessions that prove our fans need therapy.

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2N Jenn Gets Baptized in Bullsh*t | Ep 28

Wed, 13 Aug 2025 12:52:54 GMT

2N Jenn survived the auditions, ignored all the red flags, and officially joined America’s Loudest Podcast 🤷🏼‍♂️

This week on NTDS: Our new fourth mic gets roasted, interrogated, and instantly dragged into listener drama thanks to some Facebook detectives with way too much free time. Voicemails range from meh to “please never call us again,” and Florida Man returns with headlines that make you wonder if the state is even real. Oh, and we debut a brand-new game that we probably shouldn't have.

Plus way more that I really don't remember because I'm stoned.

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Coffins, Layoffs, and a Bag of Plastic D*cks | Ep 27

Wed, 06 Aug 2025 13:00:00 GMT

Corporate radio’s circling the drain, Ian’s job just got flushed, and somehow we ended up buying penis guns for That Damn Night Out 🤷🏼‍♂️

This week on America’s Loudest Podcast:

Ian gets the classic radio exit package—ignored, ghosted, and canned without a single word.
Amanda formerly of RAD Radio is back… this time, crashing OUR party.
Florida Man strikes again with butt-sniffers, a 400-pound mushroom bust, and headlines only Florida could write.
Random Thoughts returns, confessions get filthy, and the kind of NTDS stupidity HR already fired us for once.

💥 Love this brand of wrong? Support the mayhem and help keep NTDS alive—join the Damn Fam on Patreon for early access, full video episodes, and all the unfiltered extras corporate radio hates. Patreon link at NotTDS.com.

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Meet Jaime: HR’s Worst Decision Yet | Ep 26

Wed, 30 Jul 2025 12:39:30 GMT

Ozzy’s dead. Hulk’s dead. Theo Huxtable’s dead. Our childhood officially tapped out last week, and we’re not okay about it. But the show must go on, so we drag Jaime into the NTDS Thunderdome for her shot at the fourth mic and things get... messy.

From farting up a plane cabin, selling pussy lips on eBay, Rob Williams’ drunk decline, Craigslist degenerates, Florida’s finest weirdos, and a very gay flamingo painting you can actually win…this is the episode you’ll regret listening to but can’t turn off.

🎟️ That Damn Night Out – Aug 30 at The Boardwalk 💥 Aftershock ticket giveaways, live NTDS madness, penis guns, and Thunder Cover closing the night. 👉 Grab your tickets now at NotTDS.com before they’re gone.

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Meet Steph. She’s Probation-Approved 🚨 | Ep 25

Wed, 23 Jul 2025 12:56:36 GMT

What do you get when you mix a cheating CEO, a Florida man who sucks off a goat, and a blunt-smoking woman who’s been to jail and thinks pegging is romantic?

Episode 25 of Not That Damn Show.

Steph from Steph’s Rock Show joins us for an audition, and within minutes we’re talking about:

Shitting your pants to get out of a speeding ticket
Bleaching your asshole “out of respect”
And whether or not it counts as rape if the guy just “wasn’t ready” to be pegged

Also:

💋 Coldplay Kiss Cam scandal: the CEO ducked, the internet doxxed, and he lost everything
🐐 A Florida man literally sucks a goat’s dick.
🥇 The Damn Breakdown: Top 10 most overblown media circus stories
💀 Jeffrey Epstein and our no-holds-barred reaction
🥪 The most uncomfortably erotic peanut butter voicemail you’ve ever heard
🤢 Listener confessions: cousin hookups, wedding-night sexting, and Target scams
🎶 New Strokeified classic: “Goat In My Throat”

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Meet Jenn With 2 Ns and Zero Shame | Ep 24

Wed, 16 Jul 2025 13:00:00 GMT

Jenn with Two Ns crashes America’s Loudest Podcast and instantly regrets her life choices. Stroke drops another dick anthem, Ian gets roasted by a listener named Chad Rock (yes, seriously), and Mikey forces everyone to play “Girl or Metalhead.” Confessions get dark, a murderer shows up in our dating game, and the Digital Dumpster fire is overflowing with digital fire.

This episode’s got everything: thirst traps, cereal moans, dick wiggles, a three-legged dog named Trip, and a woman smuggling pills in places pills should never be. You’ll laugh, cringe, and wonder if you too have chlamydia out of spite.

🎟️ Grab tickets now for That Damn Night Out – August 30 @ The Boardwalk HERE

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Who the F*ck Is Temu Lara? | Ep 23

Wed, 09 Jul 2025 13:09:25 GMT

What the hell do a monkey’s ass, a used condom, medicinal cocaine, and clam-covered coochies have in common? They’re all part of this week’s disasterpiece featuring team audition #2: Temu Lara. Plus: a new song, Florida’s crack cavity king, wild voicemails, trashy confessions, and proof that PBR really is poor beer.

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✅ Co-host Audition: Meet Temu Lara a.k.a. Lara a.k.a. Lolly a.k.a Lawley or so shit like that.

✅ The Trapt Drummer saga continues: More dirt, more drama, more cringe

✅ Strokeified Bangers: "I F**king Hate Ian" & "Beach Vibe" (Coochie poppin’ edition)

✅ Florida Man returns with a crackpipe in his crack

✅ Voicemails from a young dammit, a Greek penis-pump enthusiast, and Jesse (yes, he’s back)

✅ Confessionals: Poor people tacos, used condoms, Target scammers, monkey butts & more

✅ A new game: “Boobs, Butt Crack, or Other” (it’s exactly what it sounds like)

✅ Can We Stop: Jeep cults, horn honkers, cold plunges, and dog people who hate freedom

✅ And of course… karaoke rage, measuring ass cracks, and peeing in the shower

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Meet Kira: Is She the One? | Ep 22

Wed, 02 Jul 2025 13:00:00 GMT

We’ve added a new level of Damn to the show this week—meet Kira, our female co-host candidate who isn’t afraid to jump into the insanity. We talk Aftershock, mom life, bartending, and how to tell someone to “go f*ck a horse” in sign language. Yeah. That happened.

Meanwhile, Mikey saw a certain ESPN douchebag walking down his street, which kicked off a Damn List of people who need to vanish. Ian brings back CraigsLust, we roast weird confessions, get into the Biggest Pervert segment (spoiler: it’s all of us), and drop an explosive Damn Breakdown featuring warning labels that exist because humans are absolute morons.

🔪 This Episode Includes:

🚨 A brand-new co-host tryout
🧏‍♀️ Learn to insult someone silently (Sign Language 101)
📜 The Damn List
🧠 The Damn Breakdown: 10 real warning labels, 10 real idiots
🥵 Confessions that will make your skin crawl
🧼 Who’s the biggest pervert? You decide
🎤 A very special 4th of July song premiere
📞 What’s Your Damn Problem?: Advice you probably shouldn’t take
😳 Craigslist Lust: Foot pics and jailbait

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This One Is Ohio’s Fault | Ep 21

Wed, 25 Jun 2025 13:00:00 GMT

Mikey’s back from a wild vacation and somehow survived Ohio, Cedar Point, a tornado, Mr. Hero, and a midnight visit from the weirdest cop alive. Ian and Stroke are here to break down the madness, question Mikey’s life choices, and play a round of Real News or Fake News that includes Costco cards, pole dancers at a middle school, and a sex cult startup.

💩 Can We Stop? returns with Dammits calling out society 🧠 Confessionals include fake IBS, burner Instas, and spicy secrets 🧻 Voicemails, CraigsLust, Florida Man, and the Top 10 Most Annoying Songs 👀 Plus: Who had the worst ex? And what the hell is “BaconNips69”?

💀 Got secrets? Shame? Weird sh*t you’d never say out loud?

Drop your confessions here, Dammit 👇

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Fisting the 90s, One Slang Term at a Time | EP 20

Wed, 18 Jun 2025 13:00:00 GMT

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Strap in (or on) because this week’s NTDS is a fully loaded buffet of internet insanity, foot freaks, and digital degenerates. We break down toe-suckers, tampon-hurling Ironman runners, coke-loving dumbasses who literally call the cops on themselves, and the worst tippers in delivery history. We get pegged on Craigslist, question outdated slang like "Talk to the hand," and debate if towing is the foot version of fingering (spoiler: it is).

💀 Plus: We crown a new Digital Dick of the Week, Play a couple stroekfied tracks, and give you a perfectly unholy Craigslist Lust segment full of barkers, peggers, and foot creeps.

🎟️ That Damn Night Out is coming fast—grab your tickets now or you’re officially dead to us.

🎙️ Episode Highlights:

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WTF News – Toe suckers, naked flight attendants, methy delivery drivers & underwear bandits.
Festhole Confessions – Taylor Swift makes a metalhead cry, weed over memories, and toe-powered rope climbs.
Digital Dick of the Week – Dancing laptop thief vs. the man who called the cops to get his cocaine back.
Craig’s Lust – Pegging partners, gangbang invites, foot pic freaks, and "King Chocolate’s" throne.
Damn Breakdown – Shit we used to say that Gen Z will never understand (psych!).
AI Song Premieres – “I Hate Ian” & “Goodbye Mr. Rogers” now streaming exclusively on Patreon.
Digital Dumpster Fire – Butthole fire warnings, lingerie fights, Juggalos smashing bricks, and a full-blown Karen meltdown.

🧠 Takeaways:

Never tell your boss your real opinion.
Always pack your cocaine in someone else’s car.
Toe jobs = towing.
Tampons and running don't mix.
Juggalettes = fun, foot jobs = not so much.
And yes, there's a Dammit out there who’s been towed. We believe in you.

This Episode is So Gay | Ep 19

Wed, 11 Jun 2025 13:00:00 GMT

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America’s Loudest Podcast is back, and this week’s show is a flaming mess you won’t be able to look away from. We’ve got gay objects, tampon-slinging marathoners, a dude fucking pool floats, and the worst confessional you’ll wish you never heard.

💩 Poop scooping PSA 🧼 Moist towelettes are gay now 🦴 Florida Man is back and humping 🩸 Runners yeeting tampons mid-stride 🍫 Chocolate guns & mom’s OnlyFans 🎯 Digital dicks, sex confessions, and cousin hookups

It’s dumb. It’s loud. It’s Not That Damn Show.

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Six Chicks, One Shitshow | Ep 18

Wed, 04 Jun 2025 12:50:38 GMT

The Co-Host Search hits a turning point—and yeah, we had to break our own rules again.Things are getting real: six badass women made the cut, and it’s time to see who can survive a full episode with the guys without running for the hills.

This week:

Full breakdown of the Top 6 picks—and why one of them may already be cursed
Voicemails, confessions, and comments straight from the Damn Fam
A brand-new Strokeified banger that’s pure #FuckTrapt
The Breakdown: Karaoke Choices That Could Start a Bar Fight
Dumpster Fire: Possible brain damage, definite bad decisions
A new Digital Dick of the Week gets crowned in glorious, embarrassing fashion
Plus: Craig's Lust, Damn Problems, and whatever Ian's malfunction was this time

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Dick Guns & Digital Meltdowns | Ep 17

Wed, 28 May 2025 13:00:00 GMT

Stroke nearly gets fired for accidentally recording the CEO of a major radio company. Some ex-drummer from that band Trapt is still publicly sobbing because seven years ago, the NTDS crew helped his wife get a divorce—on air.

And meanwhile, a full-grown Facebook lunatic thinks Messenger is a federal offense and wants to fight Mikey in a Walmart parking lot.

Welcome to Episode 17!

Also:

🔥 AI snitches and the jobs still safe from getting replaced
🍆 Digital Dick of the Week
🧨 The most banned, dangerous, lawsuit-worthy toys from your childhood
🎙️ A co-host update that definitely won't make everyone happy
📞 Your Voicemails & unhinged comments
🎶 And another deeply inappropriate Strokeified banger: Put Your P**y on the Screen*

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Also: That Damn Night Out is coming. Live recording. Real prizes. Thunder Cover. No VIP section. No bullshit. Get your tickets before they’re gone.

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Mt. Fleshmore & Other Bad Ideas | Ep 16

Wed, 21 May 2025 13:00:00 GMT

Episode 16 of Not That Damn Show starts with Mikey losing his sh*t over people who send voice memos instead of texts.

From there, it spirals (as usual). A listener wears a fanny pack with zero shame. Someone’s brother owns a raccoon. Listeners also pitched merch ideas like a band-style poster and a Not That Damn Show tote bag, because apparently y’all want to carry us around now.. And the Facebook group? Still out of control.

The team goes deep into your voicemails and comments—including a few from people who might be legally unwell.

We watch more co-host audition videos—some promising, some concerning, and at least one Temu Lara.

We also launch a brand new segment: The Damn Breakdown, where we roast other people’s dumb rankings.

First up: Mount Fleshmore—AskMen’s top 10 21st-century porn stars. Some of the picks? Solid. Others? Who tf is that?

That Damn Night Out is less than 100 days away. August 30th. Boardwalk. Live podcast. Thunder Cover. Aftershock ticket giveaways. Dammits, assemble.

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We’ve also got:

Florida Man – Somehow gets even more Florida than usual
Damn Problem – Arguing with AI and speakerphone trauma
Digital Dumpster Fire – A full-grown man trapped on a fence screaming for help—and that’s not even the worst part
Strokeified Songs – Diddy gets cooked and Carlin gets the remix treatment

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Auditions, Arson & Meth Raccoons | Ep 15

Wed, 14 May 2025 13:00:00 GMT

Episode 15 of Not That Damn Show kicks off with Mikey calling out some Facebook crybaby for whining about being @’d—so naturally, he’s on the list. From there, it gets worse. Someone brought nachos to a date. Ian may or may not have touched a horse d*ck. And Mikey's daughter’s school? Evacuated. Because some idiot lit a Chromebook on fire thanks to TikTok.

We watch co-host audition tapes from the applicants who actually sent videos (some should probably be on a list). Creepy or Crazy returns with a guy who drops the L-word halfway through a beer, and someone else who brought a f**king fanny pack to a first date. Ian shows more useless products, Stroke loses it over meth raccoons, and the Digital Dumpster Fire might’ve peaked this week... for real its hard to watch.

Don't forget That Damn Night Out! is happening August 30th at The Boardwalk - Orangevale, CA. There will be merch. There will be drinks. There will be live music. There will be a podcast.

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🧼 Special thanks to our sponsors:

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✨ EPISODE HIGHLIGHTS

The Damn List: Facebook comment section meltdown
Voicemails + Comments
Florida Man… turns into Ohio Man? Thanks to JLS Outdoor Services
Co-Host Audition Videos: Some are... unwell
Chromebook Challenge: TikTok trend sets Mikey’s kid’s school on fire
“Trend or Trash?” TikTok game
Ian’s Stupid Products returns
Creepy or Crazy: Voice memo playlists, bathroom bags, and “I love you” on beer one
Would You Rather: Weird questions. Worse answers.
Digital Dumpster Fire: Brought to you by Infusion Taproom in Lincoln

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America’s Loudest Bad Influence | Ep 14

Wed, 07 May 2025 13:00:00 GMT

America’s Loudest Podcast is back with an episode full of wild internet drama, viral trends, unfiltered life advice, and the kind of stories you probably shouldn’t be listening to at work.

Mikey, Ian, and Stroke dive into stalker DMs, poop-scooping startups, and the most uncomfortable listener messages we've ever received—including one about foot stuff (yep). They break down the viral “100 men vs gorilla” debate, rant about karaoke etiquette, and answer real-life problems from fans involving thirst traps at work and passive-aggressive roommates.

Plus, we introduce our new game, “Why the F**k Would I Know That?”—where dumb questions get even dumber answers.

We also drop some life coaching wisdom for the graduating class of 2025… because obviously, we’re the best people to be giving advice.

🎟️ Don’t forget: Tickets are on sale now for That Damn Night Out, August 30 at The Boardwalk in Orangevale. Live podcast, giveaways, games, and a band to close the night. Let’s sell it out.

🎙️ Want to support this madness? Join the Patreon. It’s the only way we can afford to do more episodes, grow the show, and maybe buy some duct tape for our broken mic.

🔥 Like, follow, review, comment. Tag us. Share it. You know the drill. Be a Damn Hero.

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We Shouldn’t Be Allowed to Have Microphones | Ep 13

Wed, 30 Apr 2025 13:00:00 GMT

Episode 13 of NOT That Damn Show is proudly sponsored by ScoopSharks.com – mention NTDS and get your first month of poop scooped for just $50! 🦴💩

Get your tickets now for That Damn Night Out (Aug 30 at The Boardwalk) https://www.nottds.com/p/events/

TDNO is sponsored by Elite Pool Tile Cleaning

This week, the crew is unhinged and fully loaded:

They torch some truly chaotic co-host applications
Check voicemails and read your comments
Play a savage game of "Hire or Fire?"
And update The Damn List with everything from internet challenges to Cheez-It dustbags.

Stroke brings the Florida heat (and a Florida Man anthem), Ian dives deep into Craigslist depravity, and Mikey launches the Digital Dumpster Fire — featuring 5 of the most WTF videos on the internet, courtesy of Nipple Man™. Also: some unsolicited life advice, arguments about ketchup, and whether or not you can make love to a butthole (again).

It’s chaos. It’s comedy. It’s NOT That Damn Show.

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The Biggest Thing to Ever Happen (Probably) | Ep 12

Wed, 23 Apr 2025 13:00:00 GMT

💸 Hey Freeloader... yeah, you. If you’re listening to the free audio-only version of this show, congrats—you’re riding in the back of the content bus. Meanwhile, our Patreon crew gets full video episodes and exclusive content, which helps us keep this trash circus rolling (and growing). Support the show, the live events, the giveaways, the dumb ideas—and become part of the Damn Fam. 👉 Join now at NotTDS.com/join

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Mikey’s mom pays to hate-watch the show, Stroke’s wearing Gucci bunny ears, Ian might be living in a crime scene, and Mikey may or may not have driven past a Klan meeting in the hills of NorCal. Welcome to NOT That Damn Show.

We’re talking:

Katy Perry’s 11-minute “I’m an astronaut now” delusion
Our official search for a female co-host—Mandy’s Skank Watch™ has been activated
Voicemails, awkward lingerie fights, and stepkid betrayal
Karaoke etiquette for drunk idiots
A Florida Man segment that involves nudity, lawn equipment, and felony-level dumb
Digital Dumpster Fire 🔥 sponsored by Nippleman
A Fesshole confession about a morgue and a locked-up penis. Yes. Really.

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Arnie States Joins The S*itshow | Ep 11

Wed, 16 Apr 2025 13:00:00 GMT

Arnie States joins the degenerates this week for what might be the most unhinged episode of NOT That Damn Show yet. We talk glory holes, racist dogs, hot teachers, and dudes fist-fighting trees in Florida. Mikey rants about Chipotle cheese crimes, Ian loses it over karaoke rules, and Stroke waves a gun again (obviously).

We also announce that we have an announcement...?? Drop a new Strokeified banger about anonymous head, and dig into the creepiest fetish list Reddit has ever birthed. Oh, and someone fights the Easter Bunny.

This episode is NSFW, NSFL, and absolutely not for free—unless you're a Patreon subscriber 😉

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One Dumb Click from Prison: Rent-A-Hitman.com | Ep 10

Wed, 09 Apr 2025 13:00:00 GMT

The final free video episode is here—and it’s a wild one.

Mikey accidentally drives straight into a full-blown police standoff while doing Lyft. Stroke brings a new Strokefied anthem to life. Ian breaks down bar fights.

We drop TWO new “Am I the Asshole?” stories that include chicken nuggets, a funeral, and a literal litter box dump.

And yes, we finally talk to the man behind the legendary internet trap for idiots—Bob Innes, creator of RentAHitman.com.

Plus: Florida Man, voicemail chaos, bidets, aftershock updates, and the worst-smelling Lyft passenger of all time gets added to the Damn List.

This is why we can’t be free. And next week, if you’re not a patron, you’ll miss everything.

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💥 Special thanks to Bob Innes from RentAHitman.com for coming on and sharing some truly insane stories.

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This Episode Violates HOA Guidelines | Ep 09

Wed, 02 Apr 2025 13:00:00 GMT

This week, we launch our new website and merch store!

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We kick off the Aftershock giveaway!

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We go full throttle into HOA rage, Florida Man madness, and internet trash you can't unsee. Mikey gets fined for letting his kids be kids, Ian brings useless products, and Stroke dives into the swamp. Also, one girlfriend thinks her man is secretly gay for his best friend. Oh, and a bird tries to eat someone’s eye. Welcome to Digital Dumpster Fire.

New merch + official website launch

Aftershock contest begins — free weekend passes up for grabs

Listener voicemails and unhinged comments

Florida Man stories return in full force

Mikey’s HOA violation for basketball turns into suburban war

The Violation Station: real or fake HOA rules (spoiler: they’re all real and all insane)

Ian’s dumb product segment continues to disappoint (and entertain)

The Damn List

This week’s Digital Dumpster Fire includes birds, bar pissers, repo rage, and an old man with a tongue that should be illegal

What’s Your Damn Problem: bro love vs. relationship boundaries + teenage daughter sleepover dilemma

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A Major Shakeup: What’s Next for NOT That Damn Show | Ep 07

Wed, 19 Mar 2025 13:00:00 GMT

We didn’t think this episode would start like this—but here we are. Lara drops major news, and it changes everything. Is this the end of an era, or just another chapter in the madness?

But don’t worry, we don’t get sentimental for too long before diving headfirst into: 🔥 “Am I The Asshole?” – One of us might actually be the villain 🔥 Florida Man Strikes Again – Another day, another dumb crime 🔥 New NOT That Damn Show Songs – Bangers or absolute disasters? 🔥 We’re Selling Our Songs on Patreon – Because why not monetize chaos? 🔥 Feet Pics for Cash? – A side hustle none of us saw coming 🔥 Bad Yelp Reviews – The internet is unhinged, and we love it

Plus, should we rebrand? Should we burn it all down? Or should we double down on selling everything we can, including our dignity?

There’s only one way to find out. Listen now. 👀

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Florida Man Meets AI – What Could Go Wrong? | Ep 06

Wed, 12 Mar 2025 13:00:00 GMT

🚨 AI is officially out of control, and we’ve got proof. 🚨

Stroke got his hands on some wild new AI tech – and it’s already causing problems.
"You're On The List" debuts! We’re putting people in their place, one roast at a time.
Florida Man strikes again – because stupidity is undefeated.
Aftershock & Rockville talk – Mikey’s daughter wants to go, but there’s some drama.
Random chaos because, well, it’s NOT That Damn Show.

This one gets unhinged fast – you’ve been warned.

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🔥 AI is coming for all of us – might as well laugh while we still can.

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And listen, it’s so cheap even Florida Man could afford it – if he could figure out how to use the internet.

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Humanity is a Dumpster Fire | Ep 05

Wed, 05 Mar 2025 14:00:00 GMT

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Lara finally shows up (late, obviously), just in time to hear Stroke’s horrific pants-shitting incident at work—yes, full details included. From there, we dive into your unhinged voicemails, covering everything from old radio grudges to someone (allegedly) having herpes on their butthole.

Then, in WTF News, we break down the week’s dumbest headlines, including a guy locked in a storage unit for days and a lunatic trying to assassinate a cat with a makeshift bomb. Damn Problem brings us a listener whose girlfriend smells so bad he’s considering an intervention (or a crime scene cleanup crew). And finally, Dead or Alive challenges us to remember which celebrities are still breathing—because apparently, we’re terrible at that.

This episode is a shitstorm in every sense—and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

🎧 Listen now. Because it can’t get worse… right?

🔹 Highlights:

Stroke’s pants (and dignity) did not survive.
Listener voicemails: Herpes on my butthole?
WTF News: Shark selfies gone wrong & meth cannon smugglers
Damn Problem: How do you tell your girlfriend she smells like death?
Dead or Alive: Why are we so bad at this?

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This Might Get Us Canceled… But We’re Saying It Anyway | Ep 04

Wed, 26 Feb 2025 14:00:00 GMT

This episode has everything—sketchy Craigslist finds, a voicemail from the depths of hell, and Stroke casually dropping a baby into the conversation. Ian and Mikey are at peak sarcasm, Lara is just trying to hold it together, and things spiral quickly into absolute madness.

🔹 WTF Craigslist: Why are people like this?🔹 Strokes' big news—no one saw this coming🔹 The worst things we’ve seen this week🔹 The dumbest arguments we’ve ever had

Takeaways? Probably nothing life-changing, but you will laugh. Or cry. Maybe both.

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Fired, F*cked, And Full Of WTF! We’re Back In The Groove | Ep 03

Wed, 19 Feb 2025 14:00:00 GMT

Mikey gets fired (yes, really) for talking sh*t on his job, Ian bragged about something to do with Dave and Busters (IDK I wasn’t paying attention), Lara’s family survives a car wreck, and Stroke… well, he’s just vibing.

Plus, we’ve got WTF News featuring a Florida man crashing into a tree, a Mormon-hunting airline passenger, and a teacher who thinks she's a cat… Metal Monday, Am I The Asshole, Damn Problem … Also, a huge bombshell voicemail drops confirming something we've all suspected about Sacramento radio. 👀

🎤 Highlights & WTF Moments:

Mikey's Week from Hell: Fired from his job for saying he only gives 10%, his computer dies, and his new one gets "delivered" (aka stolen).
Who Had the Worst Week? Lara's husband and kid were in a car accident, Stroke’s Valentine’s gift was a disaster, and Ian thinks his life is great. Vote on Spotify & YouTube!
Florida Man Madness: One guy rides a lawnmower straight into mailboxes, another fights cops while tweaking on meth.
Feral Teacher Alert: A high school teacher in Australia identifies as a cat, complete with hissing, licking hands, and making kids "purr" for candy. 🚨
Biggest Voicemail Bombshell Yet: An anonymous tipster CONFIRMS the rumors about a certain Sacramento radio boss and their, uh, extracurricular activities.

💀 You Don’t Want to Miss:

WTF News – Because reality is stranger than fiction.
Metal Monday (On a Wednesday) – The gang tries (and fails) to decode brutal death metal lyrics.
Am I The Asshole? – Kicking out a 500-pound dad and a wife trying to become a full-time house pet.
Damn Problems – When your roommate adopts a giant dog against the lease and you're about to get evicted.

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Wine Rack Gets Roasted & Lara Burns Bridges | EP 02

Wed, 12 Feb 2025 14:00:00 GMT

In this episode ofNOT That Damn Show, we’re going all in. Stroke’s engagement kicks things off, third time’s the charm, right? But just when you think it’s all love and happiness, we bring on Wine Rack’s ex-wife, Janelle, to spill the tea on what life was really like with him (spoiler: it wasn’t pretty). Let’s just say warts and jizz shirts make an unexpected appearance.

Then, Lara reads her infamous email,the mic-drop moment that ended her time at 98 Rock. It’s a masterclass in how to quit with style.

But first, Ian went to the Super Bowl, but did he really? And Mikey’s got a near-death story from Vegas involving plane turbulence, no drink service, and an existential crisis at 30,000 feet.

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We’re Back…And It’s Your Fault | Ep 01

Wed, 05 Feb 2025 14:00:00 GMT

You begged. You pleaded. You clearly have questionable taste. And now, you got what you wanted. This is NOT That Damn Show … PODCAST

In this long-overdue reunion, Mikey, Lara, Ian, and Stroke dust off the mics and jump back into what they do best: talking sh*t, getting sidetracked, and questioning their life choices. From broken equipment to old radio war stories, the crew relives the good, the bad, and the definitely-shouldn’t-be-recorded moments.

You asked for this. You only have yourselves to blame.

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Tell us what you want, or just subscribe out of guilt. We’ll take it either way.

The reunion nobody thought would happen (including us) is here.

The crew jumps into:

How this whole comeback happened (spoiler: it’s your fault).
The absolute disaster of trying to set this up.
Classic radio stories—bad bosses, worse equipment, and how they all survived.
Roasting each other because that’s what real friendships are built on.
The unfiltered, unhinged conversations you missed.

Same cast. Same dysfunction. New podcast.

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NOT That Damn Show!

Sat, 01 Feb 2025 01:16:57 GMT

NOT That Damn Show Podcast – Stroke, Mikey, Ian, and Lara are back. The show that owned the airwaves is now a podcast, picking up right where it left off. Same attitude, same hosts, zero restrictions. You wanted it, so here it is.

The Gang Gives Stroke a Psych Eval. | Ep 91

Thu, 30 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT

Stroke has a liver appointment coming up, so naturally the show turns into a practice psychological evaluation led by people who should not be allowed near medical paperwork.

Somehow that becomes a ride through deer murders, polar bear liver poison, gerbil erection math, Bob Ross hair fraud, and whether $100 million is worth being hunted forever by a death snail.

Then the Dammits bring problems involving blackout best friends trying to kiss boyfriends and landlords knocking at 9 p.m. like every true crime podcast warning sign learned to text.

By the end, there’s Costco violence, Dollar General robberies, credit card scams, ghost tapping, and the phrase “ghost dick,” because society had a good run and now this is where we are.

Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸

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The Gang Creates Adult Make-A-Wish | Ep 89

Thu, 23 Apr 2026 01:00:00 GMT

Ian’s gone, Jen’s digging chicken out of her teeth, and somehow that is still not the weirdest thing that happens here.

Stroke opens up about serious liver issues, Mayo Clinic testing, and the kind of stress that makes everybody shut up for five whole seconds. Naturally the show copes with that information by writing a song about him getting a black man’s liver and becoming better at basketball.

From there it gets right back to being deeply stupid in the most professional way possible, with dating app confessions, a possible Sacramento little person hooker investigation, Florida maniacs, pubes getting thrown at a sleeping woman on a train, and a grandma screaming about a room that smells like c*m.

It’s supportive, reckless, gross, and somehow heartfelt, which is basically the only way this show knows how to function.

Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸

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The Gang Plans Midget Monday | Ep 88

Tue, 21 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT

This week the show gets told it’s popular enough to monetize but apparently too dangerous to trust with ad money, which honestly feels pretty on-brand.

From there it somehow turns into random listeners asking the cast for cash like everybody’s secretly sitting on drug money.

Then the comments roll in, Stroke finally addresses the panic about his future on the show, and Jen brings in news that includes train wrecks, Lego theft with pasta decoys, and a protest movement called Operation Dildo Blitz because civilization has clearly stopped trying.

By the end, they’re giving life advice to people with terrible relationship problems and playing Craigslist games no one should ever win.

Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸

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The Gang Insults the Unemployed | Ep 86

Tue, 14 Apr 2026 14:10:56 GMT

Everyone’s back, Jenn’s slightly less white, Stroke’s slightly less emotionally stable, and we’re somehow “America’s most gun-friendly show”!

We go from Garth Brooks being a “fucking murderer” to arguing whether you’d rather get teabagged on life support or hammered in the skull, which is exactly the kind of ethical debate this show is built for.

There’s an update on the school board creep telling a student “God, you’re hot” on camera, a FEMA dude who swears he teleported into a Waffle House, and a Pennsylvania genius who blew himself up with a homemade pipe bomb “to entertain guests” that never came.

We’ve got a couple original songs like “Fuck You Jerry” and “Stroke and the Transformers,”.

We also take some time to ruin the lives of our Facebook followers by raining on their pathetic parades, including a girl living in a shed and a guy who thinks eating one meal a day is a personality trait.

Also, somebody put Sprite in ramen on purpose and Vince could eat corn on the cob through a chain-link fence (IYKYK)

Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸.

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The Internet is Broken and So Are We | Ep 47

Thu, 06 Nov 2025 08:00:00 GMT

This one hits harder than a rollercoaster duck to the face. The gang fires shots at SeaWorld lawsuits, modern-day radio, and the death of privacy then Mikey drops the most accurate '90s nostalgia banger of all time.

Stroke relives his Jerry Springer trauma, Ian becomes a wet dream, and Jenn freezes like a malfunctioning OnlyFans stream.

Plus, Florida brings us coke-snorting teachers, naked intruders, duck-induced lawsuits, and a dude smashing pumpkins because the internet hurt his feelings.

Also, someone tracked their wife. And it might be legal. What the fuck?

🎤 Stroke’s Jerry Springer clip resurfaces—shirtless, pissed, and fully white trash
💊 Florida teacher shows up to class on coke, lets kids hit her vape, then sells snacks. Capitalism.
💩 Naked Florida man breaks in, poops on patio, writes “blessed and drugs” in shit
🤯 Listener confesses to fantasizing about Stroke’s girlfriend (yes, really)
🧠 The 90s Breakdown: Mikey’s top 10 list of things Gen Z will never understand
🎟️ Real talk about how radio, TV, cartoons, and Taco Bell all went downhill
🧑‍⚖️ Legal Q&A with Rick In The Law: Can you track your spouse’s car? What if someone else reports your crime?

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Everything’s Dumb and We’re Making It Worse | Ep 08

Wed, 26 Mar 2025 13:00:00 GMT

In this jam-packed, almost-too-much-to-handle episode of NOT That Damn Show, we:

Launch the damn merch store (finally),
Kick off the Aftershock Giveaway (April 2nd—mark it or suck it),
Read wild voicemails, including one from a stoner sandwich lover,
Introduce the most tragically hilarious Lara Farewell Song (get tissues),
Debate the dumbest fashion trends women wear (don’t cancel us),
Crown new Florida Men (including an ear-biting beach brawler),
Laugh at bidet etiquette, jean jackets, and the dark truth behind iguana eggs,
AND drop our first official show sponsor: Scoop Sharks 🦴💩

This episode is loaded with controversy, confessions, and chaos. Two more free video episodes left. After that? Pay up, buttercup.

👀 You only have TWO free video episodes left. Then it's audio-only unless you subscribe to our Patreon.

🎁 Gift a damn membership like it’s the most chaotic charity ever. 💥 Get the new Strokeified song, Lara's goodbye track, and exclusive bonus content. 🎟️ And don’t forget—Aftershock tickets up for grabs starting April 2nd!

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The Gang Calls the KKK | Ep 71 (Audio Only)

Tue, 17 Feb 2026 16:02:56 GMT

Ian is “dead.” Or kidnapped. Or at a pegging convention. So naturally we call the KKK to ask how they keep their sheets so white, call the Black Panthers because Stroke found out he’s 1% black, and then pivot into Steak & Blowjob Day marketing strategy.

Meanwhile, Michael Jordan is trending for touching a kid at the Daytona 500, scientists are tracking farts with Smart Underwear, Viagra might save your heart, and a Swiss church installed hologram AI Jesus for confessions.

Also: sex toy parties, cooter festivals, frozen tortoises, and the worst Valentine’s Day movie ever made.

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