No Tea Podcast

Pride, Potatoes, & Pyrex

Tue, 09 Jun 2026 06:22:00 GMT

This week da boys drink protein shakes, swap stories involving various incidents of effluvium, and recall pride events of the past. Also, just TRY to figure out which one of them became the unlikely victim of grand theft auto!

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Ms. Pride

Tue, 02 Jun 2026 06:22:00 GMT

This week da boys kick off Pride month by recounting their “coming out” stories. Then, in a shocking act of betrayal, Mia exposes Tori’s deeply embarrassing Thanksgiving side dish. Proof that not all closets should be opened.

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Calloused Soles

Tue, 26 May 2026 06:22:00 GMT

This week da bois discuss sporks, the art of putting together an outfit, and their plans to corner the market on spicy OF content. Tori also brings the energy up to announce the long-awaited return of a beloved segment.

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Wait, Can I Interrupt?

Tue, 19 May 2026 06:22:00 GMT

This week da boys discuss how Tori may or may not have stolen their cat from somebody, their favorite Teletubbies, and you’ll never guess who was wasted at the Christian Rock music festival. They also give some love to their favorite local drag queen and probably get sidetracked several times along the way.

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Lived In

Thu, 14 May 2026 06:22:00 GMT

This week the bois discuss conspiracy theories, encounters with law enforcement, and (perhaps most importantly), their favorite cheese of the moment.

HYB I Don't Even GAF

Tue, 12 May 2026 06:22:00 GMT

Today da boys unpack their relationship with HP, written by a TERF, before delving into black holes and spaghettification. They share how they handle being misgendered, plus mic malfunctions, chaos, and answer the important question: What does an earthworm taste like?

Tan Lines Optional

Tue, 05 May 2026 06:22:00 GMT

This week the bois throw on boiler suits, give tattoo tours, and celebrate Trans Day of Visibility. They also pay their respects to Craigslist missed connections and Mia reveals that they fake and bake.

The Piercing Pantigonia

Tue, 28 Apr 2026 06:22:00 GMT

This week the bois get into automotives, pimple protocol, and pronouns in bios. We also try Nattō - plus we debut our new segment Flick 'Em, Lick 'Em, or Kick 'Em.

Get Off My Chest

Tue, 21 Apr 2026 00:01:55 GMT

This week on No Tea hosts Mia and Tori discuss their various meet-cutes, queer conception, and something they need to get off their chest.