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]]> RSS.com 2026.817.133114 Sat, 05 Sep 2026 13:40:12 GMT en 33dde261-59ac-5f42-99d2-4b15ec943173 https://media.rss.com/news-you-want/podcast_cover_20260725_013916_34f78276576c5ae4fee18f46c8882dee.png News You Want https://newsyouwant.ca/ no News You Want Julio Hatatas & Barbra Bottomsnackle Julio Hatatas & Barbra Bottomsnackle true serial podcast Alberta, Canada false <![CDATA[President Down]]> S1E1: President Donald J Trump has been rushed to hospital. The White House is being weird and cagey about it. ORCA News anchor Julio Hatatas shares the breaking news with Barbra Bottomsnackle reporting from Washington, DC.

]]> https://rss.com/podcasts/news-you-want/3122467 43649107-59c2-4bff-8ed8-dbbee623c8f2 280 full 1 1 1 1 Fri, 04 Sep 2026 23:22:38 GMT true false <![CDATA[Magnificent Welded God]]> S1E2: The president remains in hospital under tight security. The white house compares him to a magnificent welded god while the Russians imply that he’s a clumsy orange elephant. Catch up on all of the latest details on ORCA Breaking News with Julio Hatatas and Barbra Bottomsnackle.

]]> https://rss.com/podcasts/news-you-want/3122471 5045ebd3-3c4c-413e-bd27-f749d1d95f1b 965 full 1 1 2 2 Fri, 04 Sep 2026 23:27:20 GMT true false <![CDATA[Beers & Bites: A White House in Chaos]]> S1E3: Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt is said to have attacked and bitten a reporter who attempted to gain access to President Trump’s hospital floor. The White House is praising her courage and patriotism. Also- FBI director Kash Patel was involved in an incident with Kid Rock at Walter Reed hospital. Join ORCA Breaking News with Julio Hatatas and Barbra Bottomsnackle for the latest details.

]]> https://rss.com/podcasts/news-you-want/3122501 91b4832c-8e33-40b2-863b-42baeb04c43b 957 full 1 1 3 3 Fri, 04 Sep 2026 23:27:26 GMT true false <![CDATA[Comatose or Sleeping Soundly?]]> S1E4: TMZ is reporting that the president is in a coma, providing what appears to be video evidence. White House officials deny that, insisting that the president is fine. Elon Musk suggests that he can reanimate the president, if necessary. Get all of the latest details on ORCA Breaking News with Julio Hatatas and Barbra Bottomsnackle.

]]> https://rss.com/podcasts/news-you-want/3122509 5a6d605a-5cf4-4094-836d-28fdbeaad375 919 full 1 1 4 4 Fri, 04 Sep 2026 23:27:36 GMT true false <![CDATA[Robot Trump]]> S1E5: The WH continues to deny reports that Trump is in a coma. Karoline Leavitt addresses reporters and Elon visits the President. ORCA News anchor Julio Hatatas breaks down the news with Barbra Bottomsnackle reporting from Washington, DC.

]]> https://rss.com/podcasts/news-you-want/3122512 781aeb1b-d71e-400c-abd7-839a857937e1 1012 full 1 1 5 5 Fri, 04 Sep 2026 23:27:41 GMT true false <![CDATA[“Minor Coma”]]> S1E6: The WH is reporting that the president is in a "minor coma". Karoline Leavitt addresses reporters and Secretary of War, Pete Hegseth, makes a disturbing speech. Special guest Tabitha Crawford, author of the recent best selling book, “Liars, Cheats & Thieves: Our Political Class and the People Who Control Them” visits the studio. Get all of the latest details on ORCA Breaking News with Julio Hatatas and Barbra Bottomsnackle.

]]> https://rss.com/podcasts/news-you-want/3122515 6af49606-5f04-40bd-92ab-19e9de74b810 1111 full 1 1 6 6 Fri, 04 Sep 2026 23:27:45 GMT true false <![CDATA[RFK Jr. Shocks Public with New Ads]]> S1E7: Security tightens around the president as RFK Jr.’s TikTok videos go viral, showing him advertising products & using the president as a prop. Julio discusses security around the president, and why everyone from Elon Musk to RFK Jr. have had such liberal access. Is that a security threat? Special guests Sloane Downow and Noah Plant join ORCA Breaking News’ Julio Hatatas and Barbra Bottomsnackle.

]]> https://rss.com/podcasts/news-you-want/3122518 a57e151d-9d11-4aa1-9e7b-51c2927f1d2e 1171 full 1 1 7 7 Fri, 04 Sep 2026 23:27:49 GMT true false <![CDATA[Cage Match Fantasy & Charges Laid]]> S1E8: Charges have been filed against Karoline Leavitt for attacking and disfiguring a PBR reporter. JD Vance lobbies congress to invoke the 25th. Elon Musk suggests that he’d back Marco Rubio or Kid Rock for president. Join ORCA Breaking News anchor Julio Hatatas and Barbra Bottomsnackle for more.

]]> https://rss.com/podcasts/news-you-want/3122519 ad644d44-41d5-418c-b0aa-b00369781469 883 full 1 1 8 8 Fri, 04 Sep 2026 23:27:52 GMT true false <![CDATA[President Kennedy?]]> S1E9: JD Vance suggests that people in the WH may have colluded with Elon Musk in an attempt to fool the public about the president’s health. In other news, RFK Jr suggests that it's time for another president Kennedy. Join ORCA Breaking News with Julio Hatatas as he breaks down the day’s headlines with Barbra Bottomsnackle.

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