Monkeys With Microphones: The Podcast

Bonus Episode: Jack's AITA Post

Wed, 27 Sep 2023 19:00:13 GMT

Welcome to a bonus episode that was cut from our previous React Court episode. We have been working behind the scenes on some really cool things, so to bide time we are giving you this episode that chronicles Jack's one and only post to r/AITA. Is Jack right or wrong? We love y'all, stay tuned for some really cool things coming very very soon!

Episode 7: The Monkeys Return to React Court

Fri, 08 Sep 2023 16:00:23 GMT

Welcome back everyone, we are so happy to be back after a short break! We have fully stepped in to our roles as the ultimate judges of all internet insanity by returning to AITA. This court is now in session, all rise, the honorable John McCormick and Jack Fulton residing. In this episode, we discuss AITA, the poop knife, the worst date John ever went on, and the dangers of wearing REALLY strong noise canceling headphones.

Episode 6: The Monkeys Press the Button

Fri, 18 Aug 2023 16:00:15 GMT

Welcome back slimes. In this episode, the monkeys play the latest internet trend: "Would you press the button?" In this episode, the monkeys discuss the implications of Fatman, Groot, sing our favorite songs, and discuss heated topics (which are not heated at all).

Episode 5: The Monkeys meet a woman Monkey

Fri, 04 Aug 2023 16:00:39 GMT

This episode, we make a questionable decision: we bring Jack's girlfriend on the podcast. Lauren Maiz is Jack's girlfriend, and also a woman. On this episode, listen to the monkeys discuss white person taco night, stickers, Mountain Dew, Indiana Jones, and a series of questionable "would you rather" questions. No monkeys were harmed in the recording of this podcast.

Episode 4: The Monkeys go to the Movies!

Sat, 29 Jul 2023 16:00:22 GMT

Hello all and welcome to another episode filled with opinions no one asked for! We are so thankful that you are here listening to us. In this episode, we discuss which Lord of the Rings movie is best, fast food prices, guilty pleasure movies, and the fact that it is too soon for a Harry Potter TV show.

Episode 3: The Monkeys chat with Chris Bernstorf

Fri, 21 Jul 2023 16:00:27 GMT

Hey gang, we are back and this time with a very very very special guest, Chris Bernstorf! Chris is a touring poet boasting over 500 shows, largely touring with metal bands. Chris also is a chef and a mixologist, a lover of Jesus, and runs his own Podcast called "The Midnight Facts". The monkeys talk with Chris about music touring and culture, God and the questions of life, John Mulaney, and the ever famous McChicken and foie gras. Listen to Chris Bernstorf and his projects here, follow him on socials, and enjoy our time with him! Chris Bernstorf: https://open.spotify.com/artist/3Wx4kV3ZVzFuite9PuBQip?si=mSOof4VbReGZ6x2DqRHQwgThe Midnight Facts: https://open.spotify.com/show/0ASRZNR6KGhdWD9uK72Bgh?si=ff214641275740eeInstagram: @chrisbernstorf

Episode 2: The Monkeys do an "I Think You Should Leave" Roundup

Fri, 14 Jul 2023 16:00:33 GMT

Welcome back! We have our finger on the pulse of our audience and we have come to the conclusion that we know exactly what you want: long podcasts about our opinions. Join us in episode 2 as we discuss Creation, July 2023 theatrical releases, and our favorite (and least favorite) moments of Netflixs' magnum opus: season three of the hit sketch comedy show "I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson."

Episode 1: The Monkeys go to React Court

Fri, 07 Jul 2023 17:49:11 GMT

Welcome to the first episode of Monkeys with Microphones, where we are unapologetically us. We are your hosts, Jack Fulton and Johnny McCormick. In this episode, the Monkeys talk about Reddit, plasma, the Walking Dead, and the morality of owning a bomb shelter.