Maxed Out and Carried Away!

Fight! Every! Cookie!

Wed, 27 May 2026 03:24:09 GMT

Carrie and Max swap stories about their experience on game shows! They consider Leukovorin for Carrie's Autism, absolutely REFUSE cookies, and Carrie announces the results for her artworks at the LA County Fair!

No Middle Ground on Girlbossing (with Guest Greg From Video!)

Mon, 25 May 2026 15:53:57 GMT

Carrie and newly-appointed Producer Drew welcome Greg From Video to the Funky Forest! Greg is formerly from Jubilee as a resident Leftie, and shares his experiences on the platform.

Turning Left Without Signaling

Fri, 22 May 2026 08:00:00 GMT

Carrie and Max discover their blood types as two new Billionaires enter the Bust! They also consider a new AI shoplifting prevention tool, and wonder at people who welcome their new AI overlords.

Borrowed Time

Thu, 21 May 2026 08:00:00 GMT

That guy admits the President outlived his prediction as Carrie and Max bravely fill the silences left by Russell Brand and an aspiring Congressperson.

Global Panic Day!

Wed, 20 May 2026 08:00:00 GMT

Carrie and Max deal with their everyday American panic by calling the White House and demanding that the switchboard operator quit.

Trump is Dying, This Guy Swears

Tue, 19 May 2026 08:00:00 GMT

Carrie introduces Max to Adam James (aka EpistemicCrisis), a physical therapist who has been smugly predicting the president’s death (down to the day!) for weeks.

The Premiere Episode!

Mon, 18 May 2026 17:12:30 GMT

Carrie and Max show how quickly they can get maxed out and carried away by the day’s news. They review Captain Planet and the Secret Millionaire’s Club. Plus, they prepare for their entries into the local county fair contests.