Lord Serpent's Library

Episode 25: Beaks 2: Turkey Slay

Sun, 23 Nov 2025 16:00:14 GMT

Dear Listener,

Thank you for choosing my evil podcast, Lord Serpent's Library, over all the other podcasts ever made. In this episode, we have a story that will make you gobble in fear. So, set the table, grab your side dishes, and brace yourself for another terrifying tale stuffed full of foul fowl!

EVIL (Evil Villains Internationally Lauded),

Lord Serpent

This podcast was created by William Charles Brock & Lord Serpent

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Episode 24: Haunt-o-Ween

Tue, 28 Oct 2025 13:00:16 GMT

Dear Listener,

Thank you for choosing my evil podcast, Lord Serpent's Library, over all the other podcasts ever made. In this episode, there's much fear and haunting in store. So clock in for your shift, get your family tree ready, and prepare to be... you know what? Just listen to this spooky novelty Halloween story.

EVIL (Evil Villains Internationally Lauded),

Lord Serpent

This podcast was created by William Charles Brock & Lord Serpent

Dungeon sounds from phlair at freesound.org (https://freesound.org/people/phlair/sounds/388340/)

Episode 23: Roller Rink Rampage

Tue, 21 Oct 2025 13:29:35 GMT

Dear Listener,

Thank you for choosing my evil podcast, Lord Serpent's Library, over all the other podcasts ever made. In this episode, you’ll find enclosed a tale rolling with terror. Lace up your skates and grab your best birthday gift, and prepare to be wheeling in fear.

EVIL (Evil Villains Internationally Lauded),

Lord Serpent

This podcast was created by William Charles Brock & Lord Serpent

Dungeon sounds from phlair at freesound.org (https://freesound.org/people/phlair/sounds/388340/)

Episode 22: Killer Car Wash

Tue, 04 Mar 2025 12:00:40 GMT

Dear Listener,

Thank you for choosing my evil podcast, Lord Serpent's Library, over all the other podcasts ever made. In this episode, you’ll find enclosed a tale soaked in horror. You've heard of axe murderers, but what about wax murderers? Grab your sponges and your sudses and prepare to be muddy terrified.

EVIL (Evil Villains Internationally Lauded),

Lord Serpent

This podcast was created by William Charles Brock & Lord Serpent

Dungeon sounds from phlair at freesound.org (https://freesound.org/people/phlair/sounds/388340/)

Episode 21: Ashburn

Tue, 18 Feb 2025 12:01:00 GMT

Dear Listener,

Thank you for choosing my evil podcast, Lord Serpent's Library, over all the other podcasts ever made. In this episode, you’ll find enclosed a hanting tale of missing women and small town festivals. So grab your road trip gear, make sure you know where you're headed, and prepare to bug out if you have to.

EVIL (Evil Villains Internationally Lauded),

Lord Serpent

This podcast was created by William Charles Brock & Lord Serpent

Dungeon sounds from phlair at freesound.org (https://freesound.org/people/phlair/sounds/388340/)

Episode 20: Plushie From Hell

Tue, 04 Feb 2025 12:00:18 GMT

Dear Listener,

Thank you for choosing my evil podcast, Lord Serpent's Library, over all the other podcasts ever made. In this episode, you’ll find enclosed a yarn stuffed with Satanic terror. So grab your rosary, sharpen your pencil, and get ready to have a devilish time.

EVIL (Evil Villains Internationally Lauded),

Lord Serpent

This podcast was created by William Charles Brock & Lord Serpent

Dungeon sounds from phlair at freesound.org (https://freesound.org/people/phlair/sounds/388340/)

Episode 19: Santa Claus is Coming to Town

Mon, 23 Dec 2024 11:01:10 GMT

Dear Listener,

Thank you for choosing my evil podcast, Lord Serpent's Library, over all the other podcasts ever made. In this episode, you’ll find enclosed a terri-festive-ying tale of Christmas wishes and holiday magic... but not all magic is what it seems. Enjoy your egg nog and presents while you can, for the next time you see a Santa Claus, yule be quaking in fear.

EVIL (Evil Villains Internationally Lauded),

Lord Serpent

This podcast was created by William Charles Brock & Lord Serpent

Dungeon sounds from phlair at freesound.org (https://freesound.org/people/phlair/sounds/388340/)

Episode 18: The Halloween Maze

Tue, 29 Oct 2024 11:00:34 GMT

Dear Listener,

Thank you for choosing my evil podcast, Lord Serpent's Library, over all the other podcasts ever made. In this episode, you’ll find enclosed an amazeing tale of tricks and treats. Grab your plastic jack-o'-lantern candy receptacle, put on your name-brand superhero costume, and get ready for some Halloween screams!

EVIL (Evil Villains Internationally Lauded),

Lord Serpent

This podcast was created by William Charles Brock & Lord Serpent

Dungeon sounds from phlair at freesound.org (https://freesound.org/people/phlair/sounds/388340/)

Episode 17: Only Girl

Tue, 22 Oct 2024 11:00:38 GMT

Dear Listener,

Thank you for choosing my evil podcast, Lord Serpent's Library, over all the other podcasts ever made. In this episode, you’ll find enclosed a girlizzly tale of slashers and what evil lurks in rural lands. So pack your jean shorts, grab your AAA card, and buckle in for a killer ride.

EVIL (Evil Villains Internationally Lauded),

Lord Serpent

This podcast was created by William Charles Brock & Lord Serpent

Dungeon sounds from phlair at freesound.org (https://freesound.org/people/phlair/sounds/388340/)

Episode 16: Beaks

Tue, 15 Oct 2024 11:01:11 GMT

Dear Listener,

Thank you for choosing my evil podcast, Lord Serpent's Library, over all the other podcasts ever made. In this episode, you’ll find enclosed a heroniffic tale that may ruffle your feathers! Grab your sunscreen, slap on your beret, and pray that your beach is free of… BEAKS.

EVIL (Evil Villains Internationally Lauded),

Lord Serpent

This podcast was created by William Charles Brock & Lord Serpent

Dungeon sounds from phlair at freesound.org (https://freesound.org/people/phlair/sounds/388340/)

Episode 15: Presidents' Day

Tue, 08 Oct 2024 12:01:03 GMT

Dear Listener,

Thank you for choosing my evil podcast, Lord Serpent's Library, over all the other podcasts ever made. In this episode, you’ll find enclosed a pres-itively horrific tale that will make you scream! Grab your museum tickets, get your cameras ready, and prepare to enter the hall of tomb much terror.

EVIL (Evil Villains Internationally Lauded),

Lord Serpent

This podcast was created by William Charles Brock & Lord Serpent

Dungeon sounds from phlair at freesound.org (https://freesound.org/people/phlair/sounds/388340/)

Season 3 Blooper Reel

Fri, 04 Jul 2025 15:54:13 GMT

We have fun here in Lord Serpent's Library. Listen to Season 3 now to hear the full episodes.

Thank you to our readers: Charles Brock, Nic Sridej, Andrew Shoemaker, Lauren Fox, Brittany Gutheim, Jason Slavin, Katie Harbin, and Stacy Milbourn.

Cover art by Andrew Shoemaker

Episode 14: Ratrick

Tue, 19 Dec 2023 13:00:24 GMT

Dear Listener,

Thank you for choosing my evil podcast, Lord Serpent's Library, over all the other podcasts ever made. In this episode, you’ll find enclosed a terrifying tale that will make you chitter in fear! Put on your rad badge, get your colorful eggs ready, and prepare to hear a hor-rat-ifying tale!

EVIL (Evil Villains Internationally Lauded),

Lord Serpent

This podcast was created by William Charles Brock & Lord Serpent

Dungeon sounds from phlair at freesound.org (https://freesound.org/people/phlair/sounds/388340/)

Episode 13: Oozy Jacuzzi

Tue, 12 Dec 2023 13:00:21 GMT

Dear Listener,

Thank you for choosing my evil podcast, Lord Serpent's Library, over all the other podcasts ever made. In this episode, you’ll find enclosed a tale most campy. Strip nude, dip in, and let the soothing swirl relax you while it can, for you might be unwinding in… the OOZY JACUZZI.

EVIL (Evil Villains Internationally Lauded),

Lord Serpent

This podcast was created by William Charles Brock & Lord Serpent

Dungeon sounds from phlair at freesound.org (https://freesound.org/people/phlair/sounds/388340/)

Episode 12: Store-a-cophagus

Tue, 05 Dec 2023 13:00:21 GMT

Dear Listener,

Thank you for choosing my evil podcast, Lord Serpent's Library, over all the other podcasts ever made. In this episode, you’ll find enclosed a complicated tale of family... and something much more frightening. So sit back, guard your treasures, and prepare to be entertombed.

EVIL (Evil Villains Internationally Lauded),

Lord Serpent

This podcast was created by William Charles Brock & Lord Serpent

Dungeon sounds from phlair at freesound.org (https://freesound.org/people/phlair/sounds/388340/)

Episode 11: Opening Nightmare

Tue, 28 Nov 2023 13:00:29 GMT

Dear Listener,

Thank you for choosing my evil podcast, Lord Serpent's Library, over all the other podcasts ever made. In this episode, you’ll find enclosed a nightmarish tale from which you cannot wake. So call a cab, get your favorite Michelin-star meal ready, and prepare to sink into a chilling frightmare.

EVIL (Evil Villains Internationally Lauded),

Lord Serpent

This podcast was created by William Charles Brock & Lord Serpent

Dungeon sounds from phlair at freesound.org (https://freesound.org/people/phlair/sounds/388340/)

Episode 10: EV: Evil Vehicle

Tue, 21 Nov 2023 13:00:19 GMT

Dear Listener,

Thank you for choosing my evil podcast, Lord Serpent's Library, over all the other podcasts ever made. In this episode, you’ll find enclosed a terrifying tale of ones and zeroes and electronic gadgets with minds of their own. Sit back in your driver’s seat, connect your Bluetooth device, and brace yourself. Because this one is very scary.

EVIL (Evil Villains Internationally Lauded),

Lord Serpent

This podcast was created by William Charles Brock & Lord Serpent

Dungeon sounds from phlair at freesound.org (https://freesound.org/people/phlair/sounds/388340/)

Episode 9: The Moose Who Was a Dracula

Tue, 14 Nov 2023 13:00:20 GMT

Dear Listener,

Thank you for choosing my evil podcast, Lord Serpent's Library, over all the other podcasts ever made. In this episode, you’ll find enclosed a chilling tale of the True North and the mysterious creatures who dwell there. Fire up your gothic fireplace, get your maple syrup ready, and prepare yourself for this bloody amooseing tale.

EVIL (Evil Villains Internationally Lauded),

Lord Serpent

This podcast was created by William Charles Brock & Lord Serpent

Dungeon sounds from phlair at freesound.org (https://freesound.org/people/phlair/sounds/388340/)

Episode 8: Mosquito Eater

Tue, 07 Nov 2023 13:00:22 GMT

Dear Listener,Thank you for choosing my evil podcast, Lord Serpent's Library, over all the other podcasts ever made. In this episode, you'll find enclosed a buggy tale buzzing with delicious terror. Pull up an evil chair and your name brand bug repellent, and prepare to get sucked in.EVIL (Evil Villains Internationally Lauded),Lord SerpentThis podcast was created by William Charles Brock & Lord SerpentDungeon sounds from phlair at freesound.org (https://freesound.org/people/phlair/sounds/388340/)Follow us on Instagram @lordserpentslibrary

Episode 7: Pumpkinkin

Tue, 24 Oct 2023 12:00:49 GMT

Dear Listener,Thank you for choosing my evil podcast, Lord Serpent's Library, over all the other podcasts ever made. In this episode, you'll find enclosed a Halloween tale most chilling, about a small town and a monstrous pumpkin patch. Pull up an evil chair, get your name brand chocolate ready, and prepare to gourdge yourself on horror. EVIL (Evil Villains Internationally Lauded),Lord SerpentThis podcast was created by William Charles Brock & Lord SerpentDungeon sounds from phlair at freesound.org (https://freesound.org/people/phlair/sounds/388340/)Follow us on Instagram @lordserpentslibrary

Episode 6: Skate Freaks

Sun, 01 Oct 2023 12:00:23 GMT

Dear Listener,Thank you for choosing my evil podcast, Lord Serpent's Library, over all the other podcasts ever made. In this episode, you'll find enclosed a tale most evil, about skaters and Freakz. Pull up an evil chair and get your P***i Max ready, because things are about to get freaky. EVIL (Evil Villains Internationally Lauded),Lord SerpentThis podcast was created by William Charles Brock & Lord SerpentDungeon sounds from phlair at freesound.org (https://freesound.org/people/phlair/sounds/388340/)Follow us on Instagram @lordserpentslibrary

Episode 5: Banana Boat

Sun, 01 Oct 2023 12:00:23 GMT

Dear Listener,Thank you for choosing my evil podcast, Lord Serpent's Library, over all the other podcasts ever made. In this episode, you'll find enclosed a tale most evil, about a greedy CEO and a bunch of monkeys. Pull up an evil chair and get your bubblegum ready for a boatload of terror.EVIL (Evil Villains Internationally Lauded),Lord SerpentThis podcast was created by William Charles Brock & Lord SerpentDungeon sounds from phlair at freesound.org (https://freesound.org/people/phlair/sounds/388340/)Follow us on Instagram @lordserpentslibrary

Episode 4: Pinot Murdoir

Sun, 01 Oct 2023 12:00:23 GMT

Dear Listener,Thank you for choosing my evil podcast, Lord Serpent's Library, over all the other podcasts ever made. In this episode, you'll find enclosed a tale most evil, about wine and (Vin Diesel impression) family. Pull up an evil chair and get your pinot ready for a grape time.EVIL (Evil Villains Internationally Lauded),Lord SerpentThis podcast was created by William Charles Brock & Lord SerpentDungeon sounds from phlair at freesound.org (https://freesound.org/people/phlair/sounds/388340/)Follow us on Instagram @lordserpentslibrary

Episode 3: The Texas Seesaw Massacre

Sun, 01 Oct 2023 12:00:23 GMT

Dear Listener,

Thank you for choosing my evil podcast, Lord Serpent's Library, over all the other podcasts ever made. In this episode, you'll find enclosed a tale most evil, about young love and a whole lot of seesaws. Pull up an evil chair and get your tiny liquor ready, and prepare to be horrorphanified.

EVIL (Evil Villains Internationally Lauded),

Lord Serpent

This podcast was created by William Charles Brock & Lord SerpentDungeon sounds from phlair at freesound.org (https://freesound.org/people/phlair/sounds/388340/)

Episode 2: The Kidney in Me

Sun, 01 Oct 2023 12:00:13 GMT

Dear Listener,Thank you for choosing my evil podcast, Lord Serpent's Library, over all the other podcasts ever made. In this episode, you'll find enclosed a tale most horrific about an evil kidney and a surgery gone wrong... or right? Pull up an evil chair and get your adhesive medical strips ready, because this tale is real horrorganiffic.EVIL (Evil Villains Internationally Lauded),Lord SerpentThis podcast was created by William Charles Brock & Lord SerpentDungeon sounds from phlair at freesound.org (https://freesound.org/people/phlair/sounds/388340/)Follow us on Instagram @lordserpentslibrary

Episode 1: The Tree Who Learned to Kill

Sun, 01 Oct 2023 12:00:12 GMT

Dear Listener,Thank you for choosing my evil podcast, Lord Serpent's Library, over all the other podcasts ever made. In this episode, you'll find enclosed a tale most evil, about a tree murder and a bunch of flat loggers. Pull up an evil chair and get your peach schnapps ready, because this one is treeifying.EVIL (Evil Villains Internationally Lauded),Lord SerpentThis podcast was created by William Charles Brock & Lord SerpentDungeon sounds from phlair at freesound.org (https://freesound.org/people/phlair/sounds/388340/)Follow us on Instagram @lordserpentslibrary

Season 1 Teaser

Thu, 28 Sep 2023 03:51:07 GMT

Get a sneak peek at Season 1 of my terrifying podcast.

You're welcome.

Lord Serpent