I Swear I'm Not A Film Bro

12. Once Upon A Time (2011)

Fri, 29 Mar 2024 19:59:25 GMT

Special guest Eimear and I discuss the hit TV show and try not to lose our minds/pull our hair out. Content warnings: explicit language and humour.

11. Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (2021)

Thu, 28 Mar 2024 17:04:43 GMT

Special guest Cas and I watch a two hour Knuckles Capcut edit and make piss jokes. Content warnings: explicit language and humour.

10. Spider-Man 3 (2007)

Sat, 02 Mar 2024 16:16:18 GMT

We're back, baby! Amelia and I talk about the most controversial Spider-Man movie, and also marine biology, bad jokes and the Joe Rogan podcast.

Content warnings: explicit language, brief mentions of suicide, discussion of body horror.

16. FILLER EPISODE

Sun, 04 Aug 2024 15:28:08 GMT

Amelia and I talk about dreams, women we yearn for, the patriarchy, Polish supermarkets and more. We do NOT talk about the movie Ratatouille. Content warnings: foul language, gross out humour, brief mention of child abuse, discussions of ghosts/possession.

15. The Umbrella Academy (S1-2) (2019-2020)

Tue, 30 Jul 2024 16:33:02 GMT

EIMEAR IS BACK. We spoke. We spoiled I saw the tv glow, sorry. Content warnings: explicit language.

9. Spider-Man 2 (2004)

Sat, 30 Sep 2023 19:12:46 GMT

Pizza time! Very special guest Amelia and I enjoy the crap out of one of the best superhero movies ever made. Content warnings: lots of explicit language and humour.

8. The Lego Movie (2014)

Sat, 19 Aug 2023 18:22:41 GMT

Aoife, Holly and Amelia join me for an extremely hyper episode that lightly touches on an animated movie about bricks. Content warnings: foul language, sexual humour, extremely bad ASMR.

7. Mean Girls (2004)

Thu, 03 Aug 2023 19:27:38 GMT

Special guest Emer and I talk about early 2000s teen movies, real life mean girls, and why you can't sit with us. Content warnings: foul language, brief mention of eating disorders

6. Barbie (2023)

Tue, 25 Jul 2023 07:47:34 GMT

Special guest Amelia and I get DEEP in our review of the new Barbie movie as we discuss feminism, relationships, gender and Allen. Warning: this episode contains conversations about misogyny, mental illness and body image, and briefly touches on the topic of abuse. These conversations are intended to promote a message of hope. If you are affected by some of these topics, help is available and to ask for help is strong. Samaritans: 116 123

5. Frozen (2013)

Tue, 18 Jul 2023 15:24:11 GMT

I. Hate. Olaf. Special guest Aoife joins me for our most hyper episode yet. Content warnings: foul language, violent fantasies about a certain cartoon snowman.

4. Spiderman: Into The Spiderverse (2018)

Sat, 15 Jul 2023 17:31:33 GMT

Yeah, it's good. Special guest Amelia and I talk about one of the best animated movies ever. Content warnings: foul language, bone cracking sounds, references to violence, suicide, gaslighting, childhood trauma and school shootings (they're jokes we swear) ironic misogyny and Amelia.

3. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)

Thu, 06 Jul 2023 19:39:12 GMT

Special guest Emer and I discuss a movie about emotions, and end up talking about our emotions too. Content Warnings: foul language, sex references, discussions of depression and anxiety.

2. Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)

Sat, 01 Jul 2023 12:48:47 GMT

Hey, this Succession prequel is pretty funny. Special guest Angus and I discuss the comedy that made Chicago cool again. Content warning: foul language.

1. Fight Club (1999)

Mon, 26 Jun 2023 20:03:16 GMT

Well, we talked about it.

Special guest Jarvis and I discuss David Fincher's cult classic.

Content warnings: foul language, sex references.

19. Psych (2006), Hannibal (2013), Major Crimes (2015)

Thu, 28 Nov 2024 20:07:43 GMT

Guys I'm so angry right now. Me and Eimear......missed the Dodgers game :( We will need at least a month to recover from this tragedy. Also, we talked about multiple shows. Spoilers for them all. We lost the plot, if we ever had it.

Content warnings: explicit language and humour, mentions of suicide, brief mentions of violence.

18. Hubie Halloween (2020)

Sat, 12 Oct 2024 20:41:55 GMT

Special guest Sage and I watch a truly awful movie and get off topic talking about worms, first dates and the brat remix album.

Content warnings: explicit language and humour, brief mention of suicide, brief mention of the conflict in Gaza.

Additional notes: because this movie stars multiple people who have publicly supported the war in the Gaza strip, I will be making a donation to relief efforts and encourage anyone who has the means to do so too.

17. Scott Pilgrim vs the World (2010)

Fri, 13 Sep 2024 18:21:24 GMT

Amelia and I watch Scott Pilgrim and talk about accountability, forgiveness and the Michael Cera run.

Content warnings: explicit language, discussions of mental health and grooming.

14. The Bad Guys (2022)

Thu, 13 Jun 2024 16:36:42 GMT

Special guest Cas and I waffle about horses and briefly touch on a movie. Content warnings: explicit language and humour.

13. Shark Tale (2004)

Sun, 12 May 2024 17:59:44 GMT

Gay vegetarian Italian American Jack Black shark movie. Cas and I watch it.

Content warnings: explicit language, brief discussion of depression, anxiety and suicidal ideation.