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    <description><![CDATA[<p><strong>Welcome to the show.</strong></p><p>Raw, unscripted, and uncut—*Independently Screwed* channels the clandestine rebel radios of the Caribbean and South America. No filters, no effects. Just the gritty truth from the jungle—and we burn both parties equally. No sides, no saviors. A peaceful revolution against the political machine, broadcast in every unpolished word.</p><p><strong>This is Independently Screwed.</strong></p><p>I'm Nelson N Alers. Born in Puerto Rico. Veteran. Hotshot driver. US Presidential candidate 2028. And the guy who's finally going to say what everyone else is too afraid to say—because they're too busy taking checks from billionaires.</p><p><strong>What we do here:</strong></p><ul><li><p>Burn both parties. Equally. With sarcasm and facts.</p></li><li><p>Call out the lies. The Left's. The Right's. All of them.</p></li><li><p>Tell you the truth—even if it hurts. <em>Especially</em> if it hurts.</p></li><li><p>Make you laugh. Because if you don't laugh, you'll scream.</p></li></ul><p><strong>What we DON'T do:</strong></p><ul><li><p>Take PAC money. (No thanks.)</p></li><li><p>Take billionaire cash. (Keep it.)</p></li><li><p>Ask for your dollar donation. (Spend it on groceries.)</p></li></ul><p><strong>What we DO ask:</strong></p><ul><li><p>Hit that like.</p></li><li><p>Hit that follow.</p></li><li><p>Share this with anyone who actually cares what's going on.</p></li></ul><p>That's it. Your attention. Your voice. Your share. That's how we win.</p><p>Please contact me at <strong>independentlyscrewed@gmail.com. </strong>Include the first name and state so we can share with everyone during the mail call episode. keep it to no more that 5 sentence for easy reply and read it to the listeners. Share anything that is in your mind. I welcome everything.</p><p><strong>Who is this podcast for?</strong></p><p>You. If you're sick of being treated like a ping-pong ball between two parties that only count you every four years. If you're tired of the gaslighting, the lies, and the smell of burning democracy.</p><p>You're not alone. You're Independently Screwed.</p><p>But that just means you're awake.</p><p><strong>Episodes drop weekly.</strong></p><p>Listen on your commute. On your lunch break. Or while you're watching the two-party system light itself on fire.</p><p>Just don't listen while driving your vehicle—unless you want to explain to the highway patrol why you were laughing so hard you swerved.</p><p><strong>I'm Nelson N Alers.</strong> <strong>I don't owe anyone a favor.</strong> <strong>And I'm not afraid to call B.S. on everyone.</strong></p><p><strong>Subscribe now. Before they sell your vote. Again.</strong></p><p><em>No billionaires. No PACs. No B.S.</em></p>]]></description>
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