<![CDATA[How to Train Your TRANNY]]> https://rss.com/podcasts/howtotrainyourtranny I am a trans woman from the Bay Area of California. Kevin Reynolds (My Co-Host) called one morning and we decided to do an impromptu podcast while he drove to work. The audio will be better in later episodes, but for now, it’s entirely listenable and fiercely funny. (if one could die from humbleness, I’d be 6 feet deep in the dirt ;)

]]> RSS.com 2026.401.141116 Fri, 17 Apr 2026 13:38:09 GMT en 5ccabffc-b985-5d05-b57f-eac8d50e3bf9 https://media.rss.com/howtotrainyourtranny/20240310_100306_50b1d34ca25f78d80dca362e64d3446c.png How to Train Your TRANNY https://rss.com/podcasts/howtotrainyourtranny yes Laurence (Lilyette) Prophet 2024 Lilyette Prophet & Kevin Reynolds Lilyette Prophet & Kevin Reynolds true episodic podcast <![CDATA[How to Train Your TRANNY - ep 8]]> Guess what?? Kevin’s a JEW!! ….My co-host is a blonde Jew, and if you’ve already been listening you know that. We get into fascinating Jewish history and then talk about the time I held a smoke shop hostage. No, I’m not kidding. It was awesome.

We also get some fascinating info about how Kevin got his first blowjob as a baby…. Also dicks being stabbed. It’s a lot weirder and more hilarious than it sounds.

Also, I’m sorry for the delay in publishing this episode. As you’ll hear in this podcast I had the flu and then i fractured my ankle. Tough month. No more delays. Weekly episodes from now on. And that’s a promise… From an alcoholic.

]]> https://rss.com/podcasts/howtotrainyourtranny/1523536 d540ad91-1413-4ad9-9aed-c8ee159264a9 3466 full 1 1 8 8 true Thu, 13 Jun 2024 01:48:34 GMT <![CDATA[How to Train Your TRANNY - ep7 (aka, Kevin’s still a dick)]]> We had a lot of fun with this one, and the sound quality is much better now. Kevin and I actually dive into some deep yet somehow hilarious issues in this one…. Enjoy!

]]> https://rss.com/podcasts/howtotrainyourtranny/1479657 db84a67a-1399-4f95-a45c-517d1d91e680 2396 full 1 1 7 7 true Wed, 15 May 2024 00:02:26 GMT <![CDATA[How to Train Your TRANNY - ep6 (THE RAPE STORY)]]> Sorry for being late guys, but this might be the best episode yet. We laugh and talk shit, get inside info on the Jessie James Hollywood murder, and talk about how crack and rape can sometimes team up.

There’s an obvious joke there with “butt…crack and rape” but I’ll let you figure that one out for yourself. This episode actually gets into how I was raped and KIDNAPPED by two crackheads who had JUST been released from prison. So….

Lotsa fun stuff. Followed by…. Lotsa fun stuff….ing. Me. BOOM. Rape joke.

Hey rape isn’t funny. But like… tragedy+time=comedy. I’m gonna go cry now. Happy tears? Maybe.

Enjoy the episode

]]> https://rss.com/podcasts/howtotrainyourtranny/1473964 3657fb3f-0f8d-45f6-94f7-49f26bdc008a 3599 full 1 1 6 6 true Fri, 10 May 2024 18:12:24 GMT <![CDATA[How to Train Your TRANNY — ep5 (aka “sorry Kevin” {not really})]]> OOOOOOHHHH fuck, we’re at 5 episodes.This one is all about Kevin eating in his car. I’m kidding. There’s more. He was also drinking a soda. Kidding again. We talk drugs, homelessness, how tepid and smart we both are., how Kevin is poor and I’m a poor alcoholic. Because you know, poor me. HA!! Made ya chuckle. Anyway, this is a good one. My iPad just autocorrected that to GOLD one. Sow it’s that too. Even my iPad agrees.

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]]> https://rss.com/podcasts/howtotrainyourtranny/1426732 5d867284-8efe-4d44-88cb-e45023d48305 4500 full 1 1 4 4 true Mon, 08 Apr 2024 01:49:05 GMT <![CDATA[How to Train Your TRANNY - Episode 3 (Beware, this episode contains suiced ideation)]]> This might be our most entertaining episode yet. It also might be our most depressing episode yet…

We cover a lot of topics on this show. We are sloppy, deranged, and ruthless with our speech. Never to offend or cross boundaries, only to enlighten and tighten the screws of the fucked up anatomy of our late stage American capitalism.

]]> https://rss.com/podcasts/howtotrainyourtranny/1409211 a27cca49-a55d-4033-82be-0d8f10670045 2334 full 1 1 3 3 true Wed, 27 Mar 2024 00:19:58 GMT <![CDATA[How to Train Your TRANNY - Episode 2 (aka “I don’t hate gay people, I just think they’re mentally ill”)]]> This episode is both emotionally tragic and gut bustlingly funny.. There are some serious topics discussed here, including attempted suicide, the disgusting nature of McDonalds food preparation, the views of old men that twist like a knife in the LGBT+ community, and being bulletproof to the steely offense of today’s recreational outrage culture. Enjoy!

]]> https://rss.com/podcasts/howtotrainyourtranny/1399828 8d423430-9a1b-4e35-a6d1-1a0a2a2bd3ee 4254 full 1 1 2 2 true Wed, 20 Mar 2024 19:32:41 GMT <![CDATA[How to Train Your TRANNY - Episode 1]]> We talk about drugs, about the noisy bitch of politics, what it’s like to be trans, and how the world must view trans people and our struggles. We didn’t choose the name to be hateful in any way. It just sounded funny when Kevin pitched it, and as a TRANNY myself, I’m taking the word back.

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