How Did We Get Here?

Mountains: At Least Chris Pratt's Not a Scientologist

Mon, 10 Jul 2023 02:37:07 GMT

Well I guess it's time to tell another story, or two. Sometimes these stories involve Mountains!! Websters Dictionary defines Mountains as: "a landmass that projects conspicuously above its surroundings and is higher than a hill". Listen for more of our occultist ritual chanting!

Underground Detonations: There's Not Enough Sperm in My Ocean

Mon, 26 Jun 2023 00:23:55 GMT

Woah, we're still doing this? This week Amanda and Divya say nothing about Underground Detonations! Birds and salt seem to come up a lot though... We Dictionary defines Underground Detonations as: "an explosion beneath the surface of the Earth". Listen for more of our Planet Earth!

Marzipan: What's Better Than the Bible?

Sun, 11 Jun 2023 21:16:48 GMT

We're back! This week Amanda and Divya talk, and sometimes rant, about Marzipan. Webster's Dictionary defines Marzipan as: "a confection of crushed almonds or almond paste, sugar, and egg whites that is often shaped into various forms". Listen for more of our nutrition seminar!

Happy Rat Girl Summer!

Houseplants: When Dirty Sheets Hit the Fan

Mon, 13 Feb 2023 05:01:27 GMT

This week Amanda and Divya talk about houseplants of death! And finances! Webster's Dictionary defines Houseplants as: " a plant grown or kept indoors". Listen for more of our Shakespearean monologue!

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Rainbows: First Existential Crisis of the Year

Fri, 20 Jan 2023 03:19:35 GMT

Happy New Year! This week Amanda and Divya talk about Rainbows and get a little too intense... About Rainbows? Webster's Dictionary defines Rainbows as: "1: an arc or circle that exhibits in concentric bands the colors of the spectrum and that is formed opposite the sun by the refraction and reflection of the sun's rays in raindrops, spray, or mist". Listen for more of our last lecture before we get fired for drinking during office hours!

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Impressionist Painting: Back in MY day...

Mon, 19 Dec 2022 01:44:30 GMT

What have the queens of comedy and depression got for the last episode of 2022? This week Amanda and Divya talk about Impressionist paintings and their childhoods? Maybe fear? Webster's Dictionary defines Impressionism as: "a theory or practice in painting especially among French painters of about 1870 of depicting the natural appearances of objects with dabs or strokes of primary unmixed color ". Listen for more of our holiday party toast....

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Happy holidays everyone and congratulations on surviving 2022! If you're listening to this in 2022, thank you so much for being one of our first listeners, we're so happy you found us and we hope you keep listening. If you're listening to this not in 2022, where were you? Not cool bro. But thank you still and we're looking forward to getting even better next year. Thanks for listening and have a great new year!

Nuggets!: There's boulders in these hills!

Mon, 12 Dec 2022 02:31:59 GMT

We're back again and this time we brought most of our brains. This week Amanda and Divya talk about nuggets! You know, gold nuggets, nuggets of knowledge, nuggets of food, and more! Webster's Dictionary defines nuggets as: "1: a solid lump 2: a tidbit 3: a small usually rounded piece of food". Listen for more of our Socratic Seminar....

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Trains: Shove a Dickens it!

Thu, 01 Dec 2022 04:23:32 GMT

What's more mature than a dick joke? This week Amanda and Divya talk about... Trains! Did you think I was going to say dicks? Webster's Dictionary defines trains as: "a connected line of railroad cars with or without a locomotive". Listen for more of our super niche conference lecture...

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Surf 'n Turf: Of Bear Arms, Bear Sticks, and Bear Branches

Sun, 06 Nov 2022 23:34:36 GMT

Welcome back for more chaos than ever before! This week Amanda and Divya attempt stories that end up at surf 'n turf? Webster's Dictionary defines surf 'n turf as: "seafood and steak served as a single course". Listen for more of our drunk uncle's Thanksgiving toast...

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Lighthouses: Mashed Potato Girlfriend

Mon, 24 Oct 2022 02:04:51 GMT

Committing to something over multiple months? What a concept! This week Amanda and Divya tell stories that end up at lighthouses! Webster's Dictionary defines lighthouses as: "a structure (such as a tower) with a powerful light that gives a continuous or intermittent signal to navigators". Listen for more of our probation hearing personal statement...

City States: Baby's First Birthday!

Sat, 08 Oct 2022 01:37:14 GMT

Third time's a charm! This week Amanda and Divya go for VERY different vibes while tackling city states! Webster's Dictionary defines city states as: "an autonomous state consisting of a city and surrounding territory". Listen for more of our crazy Aunt's speech at her niece's first birthday...

P.S. Happy birthday Chris, Lucy and soon to be Elizabeth! Love you and miss you all!

Vampires: Mwahaha vs Ha Ha Ha

Tue, 27 Sep 2022 00:15:42 GMT

Let's go for round 2, where Divya gets to revisit her greatest high school fantasy, vampires! Webster's Dictionary defines vampires as: "the reanimated body of a dead person believed to come from the grave at night and suck the blood of persons asleep." Listen for the rest of our best man's wedding speech...

Sesame Street The Count Debut

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Sesame Street Count Recent episode.

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The Count Censored

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-Wd-Q3F8KM

Rodeo: What to bring to a hostage negotiation

Tue, 06 Sep 2022 02:41:53 GMT

Welcome to our first ever episode! Today, Amanda and Divya take on the topic of Rodeo and tell their related, but unrelated tales! Websters Dictionary defines Rodeo as: "a public performance featuring bronco riding, calf roping, steer wrestling, and Brahma bull riding". Listen for the rest of our high school graduation speech...