Haterade

My Wasian Valentine, Down With The Liberal Cockmuzzle, Enema of the Skete

Thu, 31 Mar 2022 05:30:16 GMT

Haterade does the #MakeReverseRacismReal Challenge--but do they go too far? Tune into the Season 3 Finale of Haterade to find out.

Wxmxn of Heart and Mind and Malik

Thu, 31 Mar 2022 05:10:22 GMT

Recorded February 4, 2022. Kelsey and Mallika play Ravyn Lenae, Strawberry Switchblade, and Joni Mitchell in one of their many pre-Valentine’s Day 2022 episodes. They discuss Joni Mitchell removing her catalog from Spotify in response to Joe Rogan’s take on vaccines (don’t worry about addressing her blackface, because Kelsey does in this episode! Joni can do it, she's literally mother… No she can’t. Just stream), Olivia Munn as reigning queen of Wasia, Kanye’s first divorce, and whether or not they’d let Zayn hit their respective mothers for a chance of 1D Dick. Tune in.

We Need Hijabis on Euphoria

Thu, 31 Mar 2022 05:10:22 GMT

Recorded January 21, 2022. Haterade returns for the Season 3 premiere –at the behest of the UCLA Radio Prog department– for a jam packed episode! The she/theydies play Kelela (and discuss her PS5 saleswoman era) and Susana Estrada as they discuss Sam Levinson and how the characters of Euphoriaville need to find the light of Islam, Brockhampton’s long awaited dissolution, and Willem Dafoe’s alleged monster cock. Plus tons more. Stream Haterade and follow on insta @haterade.mp3 !

Britney's Big Escape, Kanye's IKEA Prison Slay, and DaBaby's Downfall

Thu, 31 Mar 2022 05:10:22 GMT

Mallika's in her Westwood era (avoiding eye contact with 20 year old’s in Ralph), Kelsey opens up about being a minority (A Swiftie); DaBaby dodges a shoe (no Bush), and the bathing habits of notable Caucasians are discussed. Don't spend your nickels all in one place--tune in now to the Season 1 finale!

Jeff Bezitos’ Fillers, Ex-Brockhampton Stan Allegations, and Normani Surviving the Basement ft. John Jacho

Fri, 23 Jul 2021 19:44:28 GMT

We promised niche internet micro-celebrities and tonight we are semi-delivering with drainer meme legend, ½ of Instagram meme page @psychward_socialite, John Jacho!!! Tune in to hang with us and John [@jachofish on Instagram and Twitter] as we discuss Normani’s team freeing her from the basement, Jeff Bezos’ fillers, and the LA degrees of separation (warning: you or someone you love has had sex with Tyler the Creator). 👩🏽‍🤝‍👩🏾❤️‍🔥 Don't forget to follow us on Insta (and like and comment if you want to win a Tesla) @haterade.mp3 on Insta.

Millie Bobby Floor It Allegations, Whoreshaming (Sorry We’re Sexy), and Sapphic Hour ft. Kasey Locke

Fri, 16 Jul 2021 19:33:57 GMT

On this week’s episode of Haterade, we’re joined by Kasey Locke, Chicagoan lesbian heartthrob musician and hater of natural blondes (understandably). We got to talk to them about life as a sexy indie rock frontman, the built in adventure of growing up in Chicago, and beating unironic Olivia Rodrigo stan allegations. The three of us also dive into the inevitable fuck shit of the timeline - from Millie Bobby Brown’s nasty boyfriend to flop nation Lindsey Shaw’s Chrissy Teigen cop out from social media. Tune in!

Kasey’s music can be found on Apple Music and Spotify under Kasey Locke. Go ahead and give them a follow @kaseylockeband on Instagram (and us at @haterade.mp3).

Sunday Afternoon, Botched Circumcisions, and Lesbian Couple Zendaya and Tom Holland ft. Michael Palermo

Fri, 09 Jul 2021 16:32:29 GMT

It may seem like we’re always pitching a surprise/celebration episode, but this time we mean it. For the first time ever (and hopefully not the last if our emails don’t go to spam), Haterade is being joined by an uber talented, super sexy, smart, and cool guest...UCLA’s finest: THE MICHAEL PALERMOOO. Tune in for a closer look at how he created the smash hit Sunday Afternoon, the struggles of being held at gunpoint to do STEM, and making a banger despite it all. The three of us will also be discussing botched circumcisions, lesbian couple Zendaya and Tom Holland, and the latest Olympic Drama.

For more of us, you can follow our instagram: @haterade.mp3, and for more of Michael you can follow his insta: @michaelsnewusername and twitter: @okurt_cobain.

Yay Pride Month is Over, Little Caesar’s Sauce Reveal, and the Gay Italian Movie (not that one)

Fri, 02 Jul 2021 19:31:48 GMT

Haterade Episode 2 comes as a holiday celebration! That’s right!!! It’s finally July, pride month is over, and our hosts are starting the season off right with a fresh dose of homophobia. There’s plenty for Kelsey and Mallika to shit on, from the new Pride collection Ikea furniture, to Saweetie cradle robbing at the BET awards, and even Pizzagate: the shocking reveal that the sauce for Little Caesar’s $5 pizza isn’t handmade by an Italian nonna in the back. Quit reading this paragraph and press play already.

Biracials Relax, Real Men Hate Passionfruit, and a Golf Store Hate Crime

Sat, 26 Jun 2021 02:45:20 GMT

In this very first episode of Haterade, Kelsey and Mallika discover the initial pitfalls of hosting a radio show when you absolutely hate each other’s music tastes. Insults are thrown, but they come together at the intersection of everything gay and homophobic. The ladies play Azealia, Bbymutha, retirement home music, and 00s pop punk while shitting on things that people actually like (Tyler’s new music). Nobody’s safe on Haterade, so tune in for rants against Father’s Day, minimum wage labor, and cishet men drinking their lil frappuccinos (get a job, build a house).