“Growing up is basically when the government starts taking an interest in you.”

At 35, you’d think life would look as clear and manageable as an Excel sheet—

but instead, it’s a tangled mess full of question marks.

Welcome to “We’re Slowly Growing Up,” a podcast where uncertainty, anxiety, and humor all coexist in the everyday reality of being an adult.

Hosted by Salmon (the rational PM-type) and his Australia-based friend Deer (the wandering, emotional type), this show dives into the things we all thought we would understand once we “grew up”—

only to find ourselves wrestling with taxes, rent, career confusion, and the occasional early midlife crisis.