Girl Perverts*

One Piece: Whole Cake Island (1998 - ) "Deconstructed Brulee" (ft. Melonteee)

Thu, 16 Jul 2026 15:26:25 GMT

The Sanji Squad reunites! Vero and Delaney are joined by video essayist Melonteee to break down the Whole Cake Island arc of One Piece. Does everyone's favorite pervy chef contain multitudes? How much boy damseling can one shonen arc take? And what kind of unhinged animal would deconstruct a creme brulee?

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00:00:00 Intro

00:15:16 Girl Perv Roundtable

01:22:02 Into the Archive & Final Rankings

ABOUT US:

Vero (they/them) is a cosplayer and artist who loves RPGs, One Piece, and baby girl-ifying sad, pathetic fictional men. They are well-versed in girl perving as an avid fanfic reader and doujin collector. Your mom thinks they are weird, but charming, and says the sleepover after school next week is fine with her.

Delaney (she/her) is a video essayist at Infinite Snow Productions, prodigious horror fan, and recovering theatre kid. She's a practicing girl pervert & asexual, and is doing passably at both. You are fully taking your life into your own hands if you go up to her during recess and ask what's in her journal.

Theme music by Kirsten Carey!

Repo! The Genetic Opera (2008) - "Doctor Batman"

Thu, 18 Jun 2026 16:00:00 GMT

Vero and Delaney pay tribute to the late, great Anthony Head by venturing into the Spencer's Gift Shop of horror musicals. Is this the perfect amount of Baby's First Edge? How does this film have alumni from Spy Kids to House of 1000 Corpses? And just how crazy do these Repo AMVs get?

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00:00:00 Intro

00:07:20 Girl Perv Roundtable

00:59:20 Into the Archive & Final Rankings

ABOUT US:

Theme music by Kirsten Carey!

Frankenstein (2025) - "He's Not the Monster, Gaston"

Thu, 21 May 2026 16:00:00 GMT

It's alive...Girl Perverts* is alive! Vero and Delaney inaugurate this graveyard smash by diving into Guillermo Del Toro's latest passion project. How does it shape up to the peaks of his previous spooky romances? Why are spending so much time on this damn boat? And seriously, who's really the monster?

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00:00:00 Intro

00:08:36 Girl Perv Roundtable

00:46:37 Into the Archive & Final Rankings

ABOUT US:

Theme music by Kirsten Carey!

Girl Perverts* 101 (TRAILER)

Fri, 08 May 2026 17:42:39 GMT

Have a thing for monsters? Watch too many fairy movies as a kid? Unpacking weird tropes you don't know when you got into? If so, you may be entitled to financial compensation (or at least a little exposure therapy).

Check with the experts and stay tuned for Girl Perverts* - a secret garden for the strange, melodramatic little girl inside all of us.

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