Get Off the Air

Ep. 19 - Shag Rugs, for Shagging (8/14/22)

Sun, 14 Aug 2022 20:51:52 GMT

This episode has it all. We start with Papa John at CPAC, but that's just the appetizer. For a main course, we discuss the ins and outs of the New York sex hotel up for sale. And, for dessert, we try our hands at celebrity gossip, breaking down all the lurid details of Ezra Miller's recent scandals.

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Ep. 18 - Pleasingly Sore (7/31/22)

Sun, 31 Jul 2022 21:26:25 GMT

Folks, after a very lengthy summer hiatus, the pod is back. Join us as we talk about robots, Nessie, Bigfoot, and the implications of sperm extraction from the dead. It's a jam packed episode, we hope you all enjoy.

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Ep. 17 - What If You Ate Yourself? (6/5/22)

Sun, 05 Jun 2022 20:52:36 GMT

Not only are we back, we're better than ever. Folks, this episode we have three stories to discuss. The first is Trump asking, allegedly, whether the Chinese have a hurricane gun. The second is about a woman who entered the spider monkey enclosure at the El Paso zoo to feed them Cheetos. And the third is about the guy who threw cake at the Mona Lisa. It turned out to be a pretty weird episode, but it's good to be podding again.

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Ep. 16 - Raisin Baby (5/8/22)

Sun, 08 May 2022 19:32:05 GMT

It's episode 16, folks. Today on the pod, we talk about just about everything, from the end of Roe, to the Washington turkey out for blood, to Madison Cawthorn's latest scandal, to DJ Pauly D. I would take a bullet for DJ Pauly D.

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Ep. 15 - Beware of Dolphins (5/1/22)

Sun, 01 May 2022 19:44:22 GMT

Folks, we tricked ya. Turns out, we did do an episode this week. Featuring everything from war dolphins to Santa Claus to Madison Cawthorn's many scandals. What are war dolphins, you ask? You'll have to listen to find that out. Okay, but what did Madison Cawthorn do? Again, this episode has the answers. Great, but was I a good boy this year? Listen to the ep.

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Articles:

Dolphins: https://www.npr.org/2022/04/29/1095549251/russia-dolphins-black-sea-naval-base

Madison: https://www.nytimes.com/2022/04/29/us/politics/madison-cawthorn.html

Santa Baby: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/apr/27/sarah-palin-faces-formidable-opponent-in-congress-run-santa-claus

Ep. 14 - Get Off Macaque (4/24/22)

Sun, 24 Apr 2022 19:09:40 GMT

It's been a while, and we missed you. Welcome back to the pod. Today's episode examines the complex matriarchal social structure of the Japanese macaque, before transitioning seamlessly to our views the newest product that infrareds your testicles to make you less wimpy. After that, a roundtable on Eric Adams' latest comments comparing heroin addiction to a cheese craving, and finally, like, two minutes on this guy who consumed nothing but beer throughout the entire holy season of Lent. Folks, it's Get Off the Air.

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Articles:

Macaque: https://www.nytimes.com/2022/04/06/science/japan-monkey-queen.html

Tucker: https://www.nytimes.com/2022/04/22/health/tucker-carlson-testosterone.html

Eric Adams: https://amp.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/feb/08/cheese-is-like-heroin-new-york-mayor-eric-adams

Beer: https://thenationaldesk.com/news/from-the-desk/ohio-man-goes-on-all-beer-diet-again-for-lent-to-lose-weight-gain-money-for-charity-dell-hall-donations-ken-anderson-alliance-gofundme-weight-loss-charity

Ep. 13 - Maxing Out on Hormones (3/20/22)

Sun, 20 Mar 2022 19:58:22 GMT

We're back folks. First, a heartfelt apology for our absence the past two weeks. We were partying.

This episode begins with a discussion on the latest macaque research, specifically as it relates to COVID and the appendages the virus infects. We then have a hearty laugh over the recent discovery that the World's Biggest Potato, isn't a potato at all. What is it, you ask? You'll have to listen to find out. And finally, we discuss a controversial new lawsuit by a professor who just can't stand cheaters. Folks, it's Get Off the Air, Lucky Episode 13.

Articles:

Macaque research: https://www.nytimes.com/2022/03/01/health/covid-erectile-dysfunction.html

Big Potato: https://www.nytimes.com/2022/03/17/world/asia/worlds-largest-potato-doug.html?smid=tw-share

Professor Lawsuit: https://www.nytimes.com/2022/03/17/us/chapman-law-cheating-professor.html

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Ep. 12 - Mac & Cheese Thief (2/27/22)

Sun, 27 Feb 2022 22:11:38 GMT

Wow, what an episode (sorry we missed last week). Admittedly, light on the potentially world-changing events happening in the news at the moment. But heavy on gay cowboys, abusive congresswomen, drunken verbal assault, and Hank the Tank, bear extraordinaire. Enjoy folks, it's episode 12.

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Ep. 11 - Bean Dip (2/13/22)

Sun, 13 Feb 2022 22:36:56 GMT

It's a Ryan and Natalie episode today folks. We begin by discussing Alexa's troublesome new habit of telling children to electrocute themselves using an electrical cord and some pocket change. From there, we dive into the latest Olympic doping scandal and discover our own feelings on it as we go along. After that, a look into the recent firing of one of our president's top science advisors for the unfortunate crime of bullying his subordinates. And finally, a breakdown of Florida's efforts to expel wokeism from their state. It's episode 11 folks!

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Ep. 10 - I'm an Inchworm (2/6/22)

Sun, 06 Feb 2022 23:01:34 GMT

Hogs, jaguars, tigers, macaques, inchworms, and much, much more. It's our most animal-heavy episode yet.

A little treat for all of you: we opened this one with a late-nightesque monologue that 1/3 of us thought was very funny. Then, it was off to the races. We break down America's hog problem piece by piece and consider the various ways in which it might be solved. After that, we get into the weeds on that truck o' monkeys that crashed on the highway in northeastern Pennsylvania.

Next up, Furries. What are they? Are the options too limited? We answer all those questions in the span of about 15 minutes. And finally, an analysis of the Butterfly Effect. And by that, we mean the tendency of butterfly sanctuaries to attract the insane. Welcome to Get Off the Air, Episode 10.

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Ep. 9 - Please, Stop the Chop (1/30/22)

Mon, 31 Jan 2022 14:35:39 GMT

It's episode 9 folks! Our pal Kyle couldn't be with us today, so it's a Natalie and Ryan ep, just like old times. Power through the beginning where we talk in depth about our vomiting habits.

We begin this week's episode with an analysis of a new New York Neurosis, namely, the city's growing anti-helicopter contingent (they have a board and everything). We then transition to a different type of neurosis: Havana (ooh na na) Syndrome. Is feeling achy and fatigued after flying across the Atlantic Ocean a sign of jet lag, or something more sinister (ray guns)?

Though our heart remains in Havana, nonetheless we move on to discuss the unconventional weapons being used by the Ukrainian government to defend against the Russian menace, that is, white hot Twitter memes. And finally, we unpack the decision of West Virginia governor Jim Justice to flash his dog's butthole to the state legislature. Welcome to Get Off the Air.

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Ep. 8 - On the Ethics of Pig Heart (1/23/22)

Mon, 24 Jan 2022 22:43:52 GMT

We're back, with Episode 8 of Get Off the Air. This week, we treat you to a smorgasbord of the latest clips and controversies, beginning with a discussion of the new, de-sexyfied version of the M&M ladies. From there, a smooth transition into the ethics of heart transplants, with a twist: the hearts come from lil piggies. After that, we move on to the latest Bitcoin news, and finally, the Wisconsin Republican Party's bold new legislation aimed at gettin' those guns back in the schools. Prepare yourselves folks, it's Get Off the Air.

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Ep. 7 - Baby Got Back! (1/16/22)

Mon, 17 Jan 2022 00:57:32 GMT

We're back, with lucky number seven. You didn't think we would be, did you? I get it, you've been hurt before. Our Christmas hiatus made the winter colder, the nights longer. But alas, the clouds have parted. A new dawn is come.

Sarah Palin is in the news again, and thus, in the pod again. We begin by discussing her recent analysis of the modern left and her pending lawsuit against the New York Times. From there, we take a look into President Joe Biden's laudable history of civil rights activism, as concocted by his imagination.

After that, it gets weird(er). Can we be friends with octopi? Can we be...more than friends? Should we be afraid of bears? Does baby got back? These are just a few of the eternal questions for which Get Off the Air has, at long last, provided answers.

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Ep. 6 - Spaghetti Rat King (1/8/22)

Sun, 09 Jan 2022 05:18:01 GMT

What a triumphant return. Is there another pod that can begin with a cutting legal analysis of the Nirvana baby lawsuit, transition smoothly to the Bolsonaro poop clog fiasco, dovetail nicely into the sexual fantasies of both Democrats AND Republicans, and finish out with a discussion of....sheep? If so, I haven't heard of it. Have a blessed week.

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Ep. 5 - Flaming Chameleons (12/21/21)

Wed, 22 Dec 2021 03:14:30 GMT

It's a solo episode today folks. I can explain! Give it a listen anyway. What's the worst that could happen, that it's bad? Haha, yeah.

This week, I discuss Joe Biden's dogs and their potential. After that, a discussion on how the Girl Scouts are purposely killing zebras (like lionesses). A transition to a base-jumping 70-year-old, and finally, Italian Santa Claus.

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Ep. 4 - Jack the Snipper (12/12/21)

Mon, 13 Dec 2021 23:09:06 GMT

In our most debauched episode yet, we discuss everything from Finland's pretty lady prime minister to Nancy Reagan's oft-forgotten past. This episode has it all: Bezos in space, French full nelsons, COVID Trump, and, of course, Jack the Snipper, wiener thief. Welcome to episode 4 of Get Off the Air.

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Ep. 3 - JFK (Cyborg?) (12/5/21)

Mon, 06 Dec 2021 22:32:43 GMT

This week's episode begins with a breakdown of the hottest new fad in Protestant baptism: making it dangerous. From there, we transition to Catholicism, specifically, Milo's new job selling Virgin Mary figurines. After that, we analyze the new non-binary French pronouns and the backlash that has ensued as a result of their inclusion in some French dictionary. Finally, we dive into the psychology of QAnonymous, and muse on whether JFK (Sr.) will indeed return as a 104-year-old cyborg man. It's Episode 3 of Get Off the Air.

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Ep. 2 - The McConaughey Factor (11/21/21)

Thu, 25 Nov 2021 15:59:08 GMT

In the second ever episode of Get Off the Air, we discuss Beto and, more importantly, Matthew McConaughey's run for Texas governor. We then move to a discussion of Paul Gosar's censureship? Censuring? Whatever. Wash that down with a deep dive into New York City's current horse carriage debate, and for dessert, a quick discussion on that armored truck that tipped over and spilled money everywhere. Folks, it's a good ep.

Ep. 1 - Woke Mitch McConnell (11/14/21)

Wed, 24 Nov 2021 23:08:09 GMT

In our pod debut, we take a look into the current Big Bird debate and consider which religion we should hand over control of the country to. Folks, welcome to Get Off the Air.