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Vanderpump Rules Season 12 Episode 9

Sun, 08 Feb 2026 18:43:17 GMT

This week, Jessica and Nicole do a Round Robin on Summer House, Karen Huger and The Colour Beige™, on top of a whiz round of brand new Below Deck Down Under (aka The Return of Chef Ben). Over on Vanderpump Rules Series 12 Episode 9: we finally get to the bottom of Chris and Jason's OnlyFans content #holes, Shayne Davis reveals another piece of his fascinating puzzle #sewer, and Angelica doesn't quite compute #systemupdaterequired. Join us for another episode of EXCUSE ME? Podcast!

Vanderpump Rules Season 12 Episode 8

Mon, 02 Feb 2026 18:25:16 GMT

We are BACK and look I know we left but we PROMISE never to do that again. We are here to bring ALL our thoughts on the new and improved? Vanderpump Rules cast as well as whose side we are in Brooklyn V Beckhams, Ryan Murphy's back catalogue and other pop culture TOUCH POINTS. Also Nicole promises to sort her microphone out for the next one as she is well aware she sounds like she is podcasting from the deep #Leviathan

The Only Way Is Excuse Me - S2 Ep2: Rules of Engagemhunt

Fri, 23 Aug 2024 08:00:33 GMT

THE ONLY WAY IS ESSEX Series 2 Episode 2 This week on The Only Way is Excuse Me... Nicole and Jessica rewrite 'Jenny from the Block' for the people of 'The North', attempt to unpack the real multiverse aka the continuity timelines in TOWIE, and we herald the arrival of an icon-to-be: Gemma Collins aka The GC.

The Only Way Is Excuse Me - S2 Ep1: Love it or Live Under Mark

Fri, 16 Aug 2024 17:31:52 GMT

Oh shut UP it’s only season 2!! We are back with our favourite tan, teeth and TOWIE cast mates as they navigate love, drama and vajazzles? So grab a proseccy put your feet up and lock up your micro pig as we delve into season 2

The Only Way Is Excuse Me 009: Eye Of The TOWIE

Sat, 27 Jul 2024 16:18:19 GMT

THE ONLY WAY IS ESSEX Series 1 Episode 10 It’s only the bloody finale!! Forget [Insert some sort of famous boxing fight here] because we have the FIGHT of the century Mark the mighty? And Kirk don’t want to NORCROSS go head to head there will be blood, tears and fake tan. Who will win? Who will take the glory? And who will tell…. find out this week on the only way is excuse me.

The Only Way Is Excuse Me 008: Health, Wealth, and Stealth

Fri, 26 Apr 2024 18:56:07 GMT

Health, Wealth, and Self...or Stealth? This is the key question of today's episode.

Well, not entirely!

It's THE ONLY WAY IS ESSEX Series 1 Episode 9. We check in on Kirk and The Pope who go on their (allegedly) first date. Mark tasks Arg with auditioning ring girls (spoiler: Lydia isn't happy). Supporting-artist-giving-main-character-energy Julian returns to stir the pot. Ahead of the Big Boxing Match™️ in next week's episode, Nicole and Jessica figure out what their boxing monikers would be, and ask 'Why does Arg do everything in the Michael Bublé voice?' It's also 'Fireworks Day' (aka Bonfire Night), and there's more than just gunpowder being spilled at the party...

All this plus our usual features, "Let's Talk About the Rühmours" and Excuse Me FM.

*FYI: Due to the double-bill episode we did earlier in the series, our THE ONLY WAY IS EXCUSE ME episode numbers are one behind the actual TOWIE series numbers. We like to keep you on your toes!

The Only Way Is Excuse Me 007: Pope Idol

Mon, 08 Apr 2024 18:57:18 GMT

THE ONLY WAY IS ESSEX Series 1 Episode 8 This week we are recapping episode 8* of the TOWIE. What’s that I can see in the sky? Red smoke? That can mean only one thing a new pope has been confirmed Lauren Pope that is! We cover her BOMBSHELL arrival as well as covering the rumours and nastiness of the week.

*FYI: Due to the double-bill episode we did earlier in the series, our THE ONLY WAY IS EXCUSE ME episode numbers are one behind the actual TOWIE series numbers. We like to keep you on your toes!

The Only Way Is Excuse Me 006: Gold(fish)finger

Sun, 10 Mar 2024 20:03:41 GMT

Welcome to March! We are in our own March Mad(HUN)ess. In today's episode: we do a high speed recap of LOVE IS BLIND (bring on the UK series, fronted by certified huns Emma and Matt Willis); drop into Nick Lachey's 'cover' of Halsey, other 90s 'vocal' groups and 00s 'bands'; recurring feature "Let's Talk About the Rühmours"; celebrate the Pop Powerhouse Dua Lipa; the launch of Excuse Me FM. drumroll Our main event, THE ONLY WAY IS ESSEX Series 1 Episode 7! Where we see the reunion of two young lovers - no, not Mark and Arg, some rushed construction work, and a Halloween party that lands some goldfish in hot water. (Sorry.)

The Only Way Is Excuse Me 005: The Devil Wears Fake Tan

Thu, 22 Feb 2024 15:43:30 GMT

THE ONLY WAY IS ESSEX Series 1 Episode 6 This week we are discussing the RUMOURS and THE NASTINESS around the new series of Vanderpump Rules and we deep dive into our nostalgia of casio keyboards (DJ!) But gird your loins and put on THOSE Chanel boots because we are watching Lauren navigate the rollercoaster ride of Essex Fashion Week. Will she steal the show? or will Lucy make her fashion roadkill? All to be revealed on this weeks episode! #bravo #vanderpumprules #realhousewives #towie #theonlywayisessex

The Only Way Is Excuse Me 004: cell block tHUNgo

Mon, 12 Feb 2024 19:11:57 GMT

On this week's The Only Way Is Excuse Me, Jessica and Nicole are bordering on delirious as they discuss the latest pop buzz news headlines in "Let's Talk About the Rühmours" and THE ONLY WAY IS ESSEX Series 1 Episode 5. A bonus treat: Excuse Me?! Presents... CHIGCAGO, an Essex reimagining of the famed musical; featuring a take on the classic number 'Cell Block Tango'. Tune in next week for more of Nicole's Denise Vanvoiceover!

The Only Way Is Excuse Me Episode 003: C’est La Vie Clive

Fri, 02 Feb 2024 18:20:27 GMT

THE ONLY WAY IS ESSEX Series 1 Episodes 3 and 4 Salut!! This week we are embracing our animalistic side where we recap Kirk and Amy’s romantic date to the zoo and a special guest drops in 🐀 so say Au Revoir to your worries and Bonjour to your favourite podcast #Excusemepodcast

The Only Way Is Excuse Me 002: The Fashion Week ApprHUNtice

Sun, 14 Jan 2024 17:14:30 GMT

Has this become an Amy Childs stan account? Possibly. Does this week's episode of TOWIE feature the debut of 'JEL'? Absolutely.

We bring you another instalment of "Let's Talk About the Rühmours", a full episode (all 22ish minutes!) recap of THE ONLY WAY IS ESSEX Series 1 Episode 2, and a bonus segment where Nicole and Jessica improv advert voiceovers. Available for hire: excusemepodteam@gmail.com.

The Only Way Is Excuse Me 001: WE ARE BACK! RHOSLC FINALE RECAP AND VINTAGE TOWIE RECAP

Sat, 06 Jan 2024 18:17:37 GMT

THE ONLY WAY IS ESSEX Series 1 Episode 1 Alright hunny? We are only bloody back with an episode bigger than Amy Childs S1 hair. We are covering the BONE SHAKING RHOSLC finale and deep diving into the tan, teeth and torrid affairs of the first season of The Only Way Is Essex. So sit down relax and reconsidering bringing back the vajazzle.

EM012: RHOC Series 17 Reunion Part 1 - Les Épouses Oranges

Sat, 25 Nov 2023 20:25:52 GMT

Did someone call 1999 and ask for advice on time capsules? Because we're back from our travels and have a new episode covering Part 1 of the RHOC Season 17 Reunion; with a sprinkling of Below Deck: Mediterranean, Married at First Sight UK, and Love Is Blind. Yes, the past is a gift: it's called the present, baybeee.

We also debut our new feature, 'Let's Talk About the Rühmours" - the artist formerly known as Pop Buzz Quiz; alongside an extended CHAT about UK soaps, live episodes, dinner ladies, learning languages, a Spider Update™️, and much more.

Excuse Me?!, coming back to your airwaves for the festive season.

EM011: RHONY S14 EPISODE 11 - The Case of the Missing Phone

Sat, 30 Sep 2023 18:07:35 GMT

This week we are covering all things wizards, cackling hags and a fly that cannot be tamed. We touch on Scumdoval's new podcast and how his costume isn't the only thing that seems fishy about his performance. So buckle in for this wild ride and don't forget to follow us on socials @excusemepodofficial

EM010: RHOC Series 17 Ep12 AND! RHONY Series 18 Ep8 - Pumpkins and Business Class

Sat, 09 Sep 2023 08:00:19 GMT

In an episode brought to you by two girlies under the influence of a scorching heatwave, we do a 'Pop Buzz Quiz' (new feature?), re-work the lyrics to a Candi Staton classic, discuss using kitchen appliances in this weather, and much more.... We also talk about Taylor's pumpkin patch over in OC (not a euphemism) and NY's Town Crier Erin trying out for the role of Chef de Gossipe by throwing Jenna under the bus. Hopefully into business class.

EM009: RHONY S14 Episode 6 - Great Ineptectations

Sat, 26 Aug 2023 18:41:18 GMT

Enjoy listening to people drone on for far too long? Well great because you will enjoy things like Erin’s vow renewal and our podcast! But lucky for you we aren’t socially inept like Jessel’s sons and we have a fun filled podcast dipping into this weeks RHONY

EM008: RHONY S14 EP4 - THE MOST BRYNNTERESTING GIRL IN THE ROOM

Mon, 14 Aug 2023 14:49:26 GMT

This week we are discussing all things S14 of the Real Housewives Of RHONY there are tears, cackling witches, Shakshuka and a $995 cashmere sweater.

EM007: RHOC S17 EP9 - Party of Five (and John Janssen)

Sat, 05 Aug 2023 08:00:23 GMT

In an episode that robbed us of more Vicki Gunvalson, but gave an excess of pointless Gina Doing Real Estate Scenes™️, Ryan confirmed that he is a Big Ol' Cheater and copped to everything (sort of) when gently pushed by Eddie Judge - the Biggest Cut Fitness In Town (sort of). Also: justice for Banks the dog. Tune in next week when we return to the Big Apple for more RHONY!

EM006: RHONY S14 EP2 - OH CHRISTMAS TREE!

Mon, 31 Jul 2023 20:02:12 GMT

Been given a dress thats made you look like a Christmas tree? Been served caviar on a pringle? Gone to Provisions and ITS CLOSED? Don't worry hun we got a new episode recapping episode 2 of RHONY

EM005: Vanderpump Rules - S10 Ep17 - Reunion Part 3 * PLUS! * Below Deck Sailing Yacht S4

Sun, 23 Jul 2023 22:57:23 GMT

Like Allison DuBois, we are back in business! After our respective global travels, we are here to conclude the VPR Reunion, along with a condensed recap of the latest BELOW DECK SAILING YACHT Series 4. Someone may have gone overboard with the FX... We hope you enjoy! Tune in next week, as we enter the Big Apple with a brand new group of faces...

EM004: Vanderpump Rules - S10 Ep17 - Reunion Part 2

Sat, 03 Jun 2023 07:48:10 GMT

It's the second part of the reunion recap BEBE!! We are discussing all things Scandell (aka Randell Scandell), Satan In The Caravan and the magic roundabout theme tune question mark? Be good as gold and join us for ep 17!!

EM003: Vanderpump Rules - S10 Ep16 - Reunion Part 1

Sat, 27 May 2023 15:26:16 GMT

To quote Axl Rose, 'Welcome to the Jungle!' as we begin the hellscape (read: all of our absolute dreams), that is the Vanderpump Rules Season 10 Reunion. Someone get the Emmys on the line because this show should be for your consideratHUN. #Scandoval

EM002: Vanderpump Rules - S10 Ep15 - THE FINALE

Fri, 19 May 2023 21:38:50 GMT

Here it is team! The VPR S10 finale. Our community's Super Bowl. Or Eurovision - for our British, Irish, and European listeners. Where the NFL has Rihanna, Eurovision has Loreen, our Queen taking centre stage is HRH Ariana Madix. Get stuck into our latest episode. No doubt you are as FEWMING as we are! #Scandoval

EM001: Vanderpump Rules - S10 Ep14

Sun, 14 May 2023 16:49:32 GMT

WELCOME PODCAST LISTENERS! We are a new fabulous podcast chatting all things Bravo. Join us this week discussing all things #Scandoval.