In this introductory episode, Knubbs establishes the Knubbs-Standard of Truth—a revolutionary system where if you say it loud enough, it’s legally a fact. We also dive deep into the household mystery that science is too afraid to touch: The Junk Drawer Conspiracy. Why do we all own a key to a door that doesn't exist? Why is there always one dead battery? Knubbs has the answers, and they involve interdimensional portals and questionable physics.

In this episode, you’ll learn:

• The real reason your junk drawer is a linguistic black hole.
• How to win any argument by simply walking backward.
• Why the moon is probably just a giant disco ball with a blown fuse.

Featured Segment: Ask Knubbs – Our host solves a listener’s social anxiety with a technique involving zero eye contact and maximum confusion.