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      <description><![CDATA[<p><a href="https://rss.com/podcasts/epicdetours/voicemail" target="_blank">Hey! I'd love to hear your thoughts, send me a voice note.</a></p><p>In a crooked cottage in the woods lives the unlikeliest family in the forest: Minna the Mouse, Bertie the Bird, and Brunhilde the Bratwurst. But when a very posh crow convinces them to swap their daily chores, the worst job-swap in history begins! Featuring burning bloomers, an enormous slobbering bulldog, and the slipperiest sausage alive.</p>]]></description>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p><a href="https://rss.com/podcasts/epicdetours/voicemail" target="_blank">Hey! I'd love to hear your thoughts, send me a voice note.</a></p><p>"Reginald the Rooster and Doris the Duck go rattling down Nut Hill in a carriage made of nutshells. Unfortunately, they stop for the night at The Golden Sausage, an inn run by a man with a wicked scheme and truly disgusting toenails.</p>]]></description>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p><a href="https://rss.com/podcasts/epicdetours/voicemail" target="_blank">Hey! I'd love to hear your thoughts, send me a voice note.</a></p><p>Frederick Crabb is a poor woodcutter who can't read a single word, so naturally he decides to become the cleverest doctor in the world. But when a bellowing baron's gold goes missing, Crabb must bluff his way through criminal custard, sneaky servants, and a very crusty surprise before his whopping great fib is served up under a silver lid.</p>]]></description>
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