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    <description><![CDATA[<p>Unauthorized transmissions from the fog.</p><p>A vapor-wrapped dispatch cutting through static, satire, and Southern myth. Hosted by Drew (or someone who sounds like him), <em>Drewth Be Told</em> unpacks compliance trauma, local legends, and the loud truths behind the Cloudz.</p><p>Expect anti-fluff, mythos building, diss tracks, audits, and tales from the fog.</p><p>Recorded under questionable signals. Listened to by those who know.</p><p><strong>LOUD = REAL.</strong> <strong>FRIENDLY AIN’T CLOUDZ.</strong></p><p>Broadcasting from Hub City. Drewth… be told.</p>]]></description>
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