DOOM ORGY

Building 7-Eleven

Wed, 16 Sep 2026 05:11:07 GMT

The bears are back from 9/11 in Chicago, and still asking questions about Building 7. After reliving Robyn’s Sexistential tour with Peaches, JP and Brendan spiral through the Macklemore–Ed Sheeran fallout, political cowardice, the psychic wreckage of 9/11 and an impending AI apocalypse. Plus: Project Runway, the Emmys, Hannah Einbinder, gentle homosexual pruning and gay Law Roaches at the end of time.

I Will Always Loosh You

Tue, 08 Sep 2026 04:35:15 GMT

The bears mourn Dolly Parton and Tim Curry before surveying Trump’s New America, claiming the moon and logging on to Arcade.gov. As the attention economy feeds reptilian loosh harvesters, they investigate Chinese livestreams, wedding magic, burning money and the miracle of surviving dysentery. Plus: free-range content, Adults and the reheated nachos of modern television.

Little Death Cult

Wed, 26 Aug 2026 04:17:12 GMT

The bears join the Little Death Cult to investigate Trump’s mystery meat, Jason Kelce’s piss-powered data centers, and Jane Schoenbrun’s Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma. Plus: RFK Jr. in the kitchen, Gillian Anderson and Hannah Einbinder in the woods, Furious, The Shards, Big Brother, Romancing SaGa 2, and Mirror’s Edge.

Hayden GoStique

Wed, 19 Aug 2026 04:28:14 GMT

The bears put on their shock gloves and investigate Trump’s decoy plane, Nancy Mace’s tattoo era, and Kelly Loeffler’s extraterrestrial mystique. Plus: X-Men ’97, Charles Melton as Beast, Kitty Pryde’s alleged TERF tendencies, and Hayden Panettiere’s Heroes legacy. Save the cheerleader, save the world. Or is it too late?

Perez's Basilisk

Tue, 11 Aug 2026 03:36:24 GMT

The Bears talk murder bots, Trump and simulation theory, Boy George, Ruthkanda Forever, Flock surveillance cameras, Baba Vanga, seven seconds without gravity, Chris Hansen, Perez Hilton, ocean conspiracies, AI, Roko’s Basilisk and the coming singularity.

Wonder Hole feat. Astrid Munn

Tue, 04 Aug 2026 23:10:35 GMT

The bears are joined by Astrid Munn to talk comedy as sublimation, how to seduce an octopus, Warren Buffett lore, the Letter People, literacy, erotic AI art, demon portals, cryptids, celebrity killer whales, Beyoncé kidnapping Sia, Ellen conspiracies, and the “wonder hole” left behind when childhood magic disappears.

Astrid also shares her new play, a reimagining of Charlotte’s Web exploring industrial agriculture, environmental racism, and who gets to define American farm life.

Beat Up Jay Leno

Wed, 29 Jul 2026 05:19:45 GMT

The Bears discuss Jay Leno’s suspiciously frequent injuries, Bryan Johnson’s blood-boy longevity experiments, human cloning, AI portals to hell and Charli xcx’s Music, Fashion, Film.

Plus, Lindsey Graham’s funeral, Netanyahu and Zohran Mamdani, Lady Bunny, talking dogs, the Raëlian cloning cult, Trump and JD Vance as Rick and Morty, Elon Musk, the AI singularity, the Fauci diaries, Arthur Russell and the cultural significance of Jay Leno’s chin.

Encyclosporica EsTittica

Tue, 21 Jul 2026 18:08:25 GMT

The bears are back with a 90-minute slopfest covering Spain winning the World Cup, Trump getting booed, alien invasion predictions, Big Brother, Salina EsTitties, reality TV as political escapism, Cyclospora, a catastrophic bathroom incident, toxic friendships, kink at Pride, Sasha Colby, drag brunch, bottled semen, The Odyssey, and Hillary Clinton stealing the tomb of Gilgamesh.

Ceramic Titanic

Fri, 17 Jul 2026 04:05:16 GMT

The Bears are joined by guest star Dani. Together they talk CMAT, John Early, Maddie’s Secret, Love Island, Cruel Intentions, the Limited Too Files, cruising parks, flushable wipes, and the legend of the poop knife.

Schrodinger’s Mitch

Tue, 14 Jul 2026 05:13:45 GMT

The Bears talk the surprising death of Lindsey Graham, Mitch McConnell proof-of-life photos, Madonna’s return, Ray of Light with the youth, analog cameras, Big Brother, Selena Estitties, X-Men ’97, John Early, and Maddie’s Secret.

Leave us a voice memo with questions, comments, concerns, advice, gay rumors, Schrodinger sightings, or evidence of timeline collapse at speakpipe.com/doomorgy.

Leviticusness

Mon, 06 Jul 2026 19:52:14 GMT

The Bears are back from Detroit to talk cats in boxes, the shutdown of CERN, the rating of Leviticus, remembering Blood Orange, the untimely passing of Oliver Tree, and the conclusion of the Time Wars.

Goodbye HorsegiirL

Fri, 19 Jun 2026 08:34:23 GMT

The Bears are joined by guests Becca and Dan for Doom Orgy’s first four-person orgy. Together they talk White House cage-match pageantry, HorsegiirL, Disclosure Day, aliens as angels, Scorpio energy, monitoring spirits, and the spiritual surveillance state.

Say Your Prayers

Thu, 11 Jun 2026 05:37:55 GMT

The bears talk Doja Cat, AI slop, Little Debbie, celebrity cannibal rumors, religion, Christianity, Widows Bay, The Crash, Pride branding, HorsegiirL, and why the only thing left to do is say your prayers.

Pattie Gooners Pt. 2

Thu, 04 Jun 2026 04:11:00 GMT

The bears return to talk more TV, the Akashic records, AI and humanity, Charli XCX and her new album, Slayyyter Spring and part 2 of the Pattie Gonia expose.

Pattie Gooners Pt. 1

Tue, 02 Jun 2026 04:01:09 GMT

The bears talk pride, homoerotic sublimation, asexuality, dogma, the finales of Euphoria and Hacks, Backrooms and Obsession and part 1 of the Pattie Gonia expose.

JCPennywise

Wed, 27 May 2026 03:23:56 GMT

The bears talk 23andMe and the search for Nephilim DNA, the four most common alien species, fake masks on the Fox entertainment network, Jean Grey’s trauma, another Trump assassination attempt, and, as always, a TV roundup.

Project Blue Bean

Mon, 18 May 2026 15:56:26 GMT

The bears get explicit as they talk Trump’s alien perp walk, the new Spotify logo, Project Blue Beam, the true reason for the data centers, and Stéphane Cardinaux’s accounts of reptilian shadow beings.

Alexa Demiurge

Thu, 14 May 2026 03:59:43 GMT

The bears are back to declare Jeff Probst public enemy number one and announce the death of Survivor. Plus, we talk Nebraska politics, Sydney Sweeney supremacy, Gnostic traditions, JR Dawson’s This Is Not My Timeline, and the latest updates from the Time Wars, including a run-in with a time assassin.

Read JR Dawson’s story here: https://reactormag.com/this-is-not-my-timeline-j-r-dawson/

RuPaul's No Stars

Tue, 12 May 2026 04:33:28 GMT

The bears talk the latest season of RuPaul's Drag Race All-Stars Season 11 and are joined by special guest Madame Bazooka.

Let's Do The Time War Again

Tue, 05 May 2026 00:01:10 GMT

the bears talk more famous bears, enlist for the Time Wars, examine nasty pig, visit their Tomodachi island and investigate the 1987 Listeria outbreak.

DOOMORGY #001

Fri, 01 May 2026 18:35:45 GMT

The bears talk the latest assassination attempt, time travel, the F-word, Dungeon Crawler Carl and Eureka Springs!