<![CDATA[Don't Mention the Axes!]]> https://rss.com/podcasts/dont-mention-the-axes Don’t Mention the Axes is a weekly podcast where friends gather around the table to talk absolute nonsense, questionable life choices, and the things that somehow become hilarious when discussed with the wrong people.

Hosted by Chewie, Kooks, and Meat Fists, the show originally started when the trio began commentating on axe throwing events together. What began as joking around behind the mic quickly turned into something bigger — a podcast where the conversation goes wherever it feels like going.

Each episode dives into whatever happens to be on their minds that week — from bizarre news stories and strange hobbies to awkward social situations, ridiculous debates, and the occasional guest who probably regrets agreeing to appear.

Expect a mix of storytelling, chaotic tangents, and the kind of conversations that normally happen after a few drinks… except now there are microphones involved.

If you enjoy unfiltered humour, random topics, and the sound of friends trying (and often failing) to stay on track, you’re in the right place.

New episodes every week on YouTube and all major podcast platforms.

]]> RSS.com 2026.428.112250 Sun, 24 May 2026 17:00:33 GMT en ca9b98c9-a2ac-5538-bdcf-c5a150d0c38e https://media.rss.com/dont-mention-the-axes/podcast_cover_20260524_110543_79f252e3fbcb95a45dbb01977b0e38f2.png Don't Mention the Axes! https://rss.com/podcasts/dont-mention-the-axes yes Chewie, Kooks & Meat Fists Chewie, Kooks & Meat Fists true episodic podcast Newton Aycliffe, Great Aycliffe, County Durham, England, United Kingdom true <![CDATA[Biscuits & Axes]]> Don't Mention the Axes is a comedy podcast where three former axe throwers get together to chat nonsense, tell ridiculous stories, and occasionally reminisce about their time in the throwing lanes. Hosted by Chewie, Kooks, and Meat Fists, the show started life as a group of axe throwing commentators who spent far too much time talking between matches. Eventually someone had the bright idea to put microphones in front of them and record the chaos. Each episode is a laid-back hangout filled with random topics, strange tangents, questionable life advice, and the kind of conversations that usually happen after hours at the throwing venue. One minute the lads might be talking about bizarre competitions or odd characters they’ve encountered over the years, and the next they’re debating things like microwaved kippers, or why someone thought dressing up as a strongman rabbit was a good idea. You don’t need to know anything about axe throwing to enjoy the show. At its heart, Don't Mention the Axes is simply three friends having a laugh and sharing stories — the sort of conversation you’d expect if you pulled up a chair at the table with them. If you enjoy comedy podcasts, casual banter, and unpredictable conversations, you’ll probably feel right at home here. New episodes are released regularly on YouTube and all major podcast platforms. Reach the show at Dontmentiontheaxes@yahoo.com

]]> https://rss.com/podcasts/dont-mention-the-axes/2853340 a372f700-b3f9-4e3b-a0ad-2e33afbb6c89 4686 full 2 2 4 4 true Sun, 24 May 2026 17:00:00 GMT true County Durham, United Kingdom <![CDATA[Biblical Troublemakers]]> Don't Mention the Axes is a comedy podcast where three former axe throwers get together to chat nonsense, tell ridiculous stories, and occasionally reminisce about their time in the throwing lanes. Hosted by Chewie, Kooks, and Meat Fists, the show started life as a group of axe throwing commentators who spent far too much time talking between matches. Eventually someone had the bright idea to put microphones in front of them and record the chaos. Each episode is a laid-back hangout filled with random topics, strange tangents, questionable life advice, and the kind of conversations that usually happen after hours at the throwing venue. One minute the lads might be talking about bizarre competitions or odd characters they’ve encountered over the years, and the next they’re debating things like microwaved kippers, or why someone thought dressing up as a strongman rabbit was a good idea. You don’t need to know anything about axe throwing to enjoy the show. At its heart, Don't Mention the Axes is simply three friends having a laugh and sharing stories — the sort of conversation you’d expect if you pulled up a chair at the table with them. If you enjoy comedy podcasts, casual banter, and unpredictable conversations, you’ll probably feel right at home here. New episodes are released regularly on YouTube and all major podcast platforms. Reach the show at Dontmentiontheaxes@yahoo.com

]]> https://rss.com/podcasts/dont-mention-the-axes/2832567 bae813ea-8aa5-4c26-aa20-9f1dc45f372a 3389 full 2 2 3 3 true Sun, 17 May 2026 17:00:00 GMT true County Durham, England, United Kingdom <![CDATA[The Measuring Contest]]> Don't Mention the Axes is a comedy podcast where three former axe throwers get together to chat nonsense, tell ridiculous stories, and occasionally reminisce about their time in the throwing lanes. Hosted by Chewie, Kooks, and Meat Fists, the show started life as a group of axe throwing commentators who spent far too much time talking between matches. Eventually someone had the bright idea to put microphones in front of them and record the chaos. Each episode is a laid-back hangout filled with random topics, strange tangents, questionable life advice, and the kind of conversations that usually happen after hours at the throwing venue. One minute the lads might be talking about bizarre competitions or odd characters they’ve encountered over the years, and the next they’re debating things like microwaved kippers, or why someone thought dressing up as a strongman rabbit was a good idea. You don’t need to know anything about axe throwing to enjoy the show. At its heart, Don't Mention the Axes is simply three friends having a laugh and sharing stories — the sort of conversation you’d expect if you pulled up a chair at the table with them. If you enjoy comedy podcasts, casual banter, and unpredictable conversations, you’ll probably feel right at home here. New episodes are released regularly on YouTube and all major podcast platforms. Reach the show at Dontmentiontheaxes@yahoo.com

]]> https://rss.com/podcasts/dont-mention-the-axes/2810459 078b9642-3ca3-45a4-a914-14215e9516d8 3389 full 2 2 2 2 true Sun, 10 May 2026 17:02:59 GMT true <![CDATA[We're back!]]> Don't Mention the Axes is a comedy podcast where three former axe throwers get together to chat nonsense, tell ridiculous stories, and occasionally reminisce about their time in the throwing lanes. Hosted by Chewie, Kooks, and Meat Fists, the show started life as a group of axe throwing commentators who spent far too much time talking between matches. Eventually someone had the bright idea to put microphones in front of them and record the chaos. Each episode is a laid-back hangout filled with random topics, strange tangents, questionable life advice, and the kind of conversations that usually happen after hours at the throwing venue. One minute the lads might be talking about bizarre competitions or odd characters they’ve encountered over the years, and the next they’re debating things like microwaved kippers, or why someone thought dressing up as a strongman rabbit was a good idea. You don’t need to know anything about axe throwing to enjoy the show. At its heart, Don't Mention the Axes is simply three friends having a laugh and sharing stories — the sort of conversation you’d expect if you pulled up a chair at the table with them. If you enjoy comedy podcasts, casual banter, and unpredictable conversations, you’ll probably feel right at home here. New episodes are released regularly on YouTube and all major podcast platforms. Reach the show at Dontmentiontheaxes@yahoo.com

]]> https://rss.com/podcasts/dont-mention-the-axes/2789960 603fbff2-b9d0-445a-ba80-c90995fdb5e6 3410 full 2 2 1 1 true Sun, 03 May 2026 17:48:36 GMT true <![CDATA[Baked potatoes, red vines and Topiary]]> Don't Mention the Axes is a comedy podcast where three former axe throwers get together to chat nonsense, tell ridiculous stories, and occasionally reminisce about their time in the throwing lanes. Hosted by Chewie, Kooks, and Meat Fists, the show started life as a group of axe throwing commentators who spent far too much time talking between matches. Eventually someone had the bright idea to put microphones in front of them and record the chaos. Each episode is a laid-back hangout filled with random topics, strange tangents, questionable life advice, and the kind of conversations that usually happen after hours at the throwing venue. One minute the lads might be talking about bizarre competitions or odd characters they’ve encountered over the years, and the next they’re debating things like microwaved kippers, or why someone thought dressing up as a strongman rabbit was a good idea. You don’t need to know anything about axe throwing to enjoy the show. At its heart, Don't Mention the Axes is simply three friends having a laugh and sharing stories — the sort of conversation you’d expect if you pulled up a chair at the table with them. If you enjoy comedy podcasts, casual banter, and unpredictable conversations, you’ll probably feel right at home here. New episodes are released regularly on YouTube and all major podcast platforms. Reach the show at Dontmentiontheaxes@yahoo.com

]]> https://rss.com/podcasts/dont-mention-the-axes/2671433 aadcb8d6-e686-4144-ad58-bca1ddd1f290 3013 full 1 1 12 12 true Sun, 29 Mar 2026 13:52:01 GMT true <![CDATA[Piss Drawers & CPAPs]]> Don't Mention the Axes is a comedy podcast where three former axe throwers get together to chat nonsense, tell ridiculous stories, and occasionally reminisce about their time in the throwing lanes.

Hosted by Chewie, Kooks, and Meat Fists, the show started life as a group of axe throwing commentators who spent far too much time talking between matches. Eventually someone had the bright idea to put microphones in front of them and record the chaos.

Each episode is a laid-back hangout filled with random topics, strange tangents, questionable life advice, and the kind of conversations that usually happen after hours at the throwing venue. One minute the lads might be talking about bizarre competitions or odd characters they’ve encountered over the years, and the next they’re debating things like microwaved kippers, or why someone thought dressing up as a strongman rabbit was a good idea.

You don’t need to know anything about axe throwing to enjoy the show. At its heart, Don't Mention the Axes is simply three friends having a laugh and sharing stories — the sort of conversation you’d expect if you pulled up a chair at the table with them.

If you enjoy comedy podcasts, casual banter, and unpredictable conversations, you’ll probably feel right at home here.

New episodes are released regularly on YouTube and all major podcast platforms.

Reach the show at Dontmentiontheaxes@yahoo.com

]]> https://rss.com/podcasts/dont-mention-the-axes/2648793 d6e0a127-0e5e-4656-9546-48409e8a77c7 3363 full 1 1 11 11 true Sun, 22 Mar 2026 18:00:00 GMT true County Durham, United Kingdom <![CDATA[The Special Guest episode]]> Don't Mention the Axes is a comedy podcast where three former axe throwers get together to chat nonsense, tell ridiculous stories, and occasionally reminisce about their time in the throwing lanes.

Hosted by Chewie, Kooks, and Meat Fists, the show started life as a group of axe throwing commentators who spent far too much time talking between matches. Eventually someone had the bright idea to put microphones in front of them and record the chaos.

Each episode is a laid-back hangout filled with random topics, strange tangents, questionable life advice, and the kind of conversations that usually happen after hours at the throwing venue. One minute the lads might be talking about bizarre competitions or odd characters they’ve encountered over the years, and the next they’re debating things like microwaved kippers, or why someone thought dressing up as a strongman rabbit was a good idea.

You don’t need to know anything about axe throwing to enjoy the show. At its heart, Don't Mention the Axes is simply three friends having a laugh and sharing stories — the sort of conversation you’d expect if you pulled up a chair at the table with them.

If you enjoy comedy podcasts, casual banter, and unpredictable conversations, you’ll probably feel right at home here.

New episodes are released regularly on YouTube and all major podcast platforms.

Reach the show at Dontmentiontheaxes@yahoo.com

]]> https://rss.com/podcasts/dont-mention-the-axes/2624324 0d860141-fcd1-4c45-8a17-cb1144d57d4c 3570 full 1 1 10 10 true Sun, 15 Mar 2026 18:00:00 GMT true <![CDATA[Christmas, Pies & Secrets]]> Don't Mention the Axes is a comedy podcast where three former axe throwers get together to chat nonsense, tell ridiculous stories, and occasionally reminisce about their time in the throwing lanes.

Hosted by Chewie, Kooks, and Meat Fists, the show started life as a group of axe throwing commentators who spent far too much time talking between matches. Eventually someone had the bright idea to put microphones in front of them and record the chaos.

Each episode is a laid-back hangout filled with random topics, strange tangents, questionable life advice, and the kind of conversations that usually happen after hours at the throwing venue. One minute the lads might be talking about bizarre competitions or odd characters they’ve encountered over the years, and the next they’re debating things like microwaved kippers, or why someone thought dressing up as a strongman rabbit was a good idea.

You don’t need to know anything about axe throwing to enjoy the show. At its heart, Don't Mention the Axes is simply three friends having a laugh and sharing stories — the sort of conversation you’d expect if you pulled up a chair at the table with them.

If you enjoy comedy podcasts, casual banter, and unpredictable conversations, you’ll probably feel right at home here.

New episodes are released regularly on YouTube and all major podcast platforms.

Reach the show at Dontmentiontheaxes@yahoo.com

]]> https://rss.com/podcasts/dont-mention-the-axes/2610724 61c4a00f-7969-4892-a085-c6f66125c2d8 3001 full 1 1 9 9 true Sun, 08 Mar 2026 20:42:03 GMT true <![CDATA[The Strong Rabbit]]> Don't Mention the Axes is a comedy podcast where three former axe throwers get together to chat nonsense, tell ridiculous stories, and occasionally reminisce about their time in the throwing lanes.

Hosted by Chewie, Kooks, and Meat Fists, the show started life as a group of axe throwing commentators who spent far too much time talking between matches. Eventually someone had the bright idea to put microphones in front of them and record the chaos.

Each episode is a laid-back hangout filled with random topics, strange tangents, questionable life advice, and the kind of conversations that usually happen after hours at the throwing venue. One minute the lads might be talking about bizarre competitions or odd characters they’ve encountered over the years, and the next they’re debating things like microwaved kippers, or why someone thought dressing up as a strongman rabbit was a good idea.

You don’t need to know anything about axe throwing to enjoy the show. At its heart, Don't Mention the Axes is simply three friends having a laugh and sharing stories — the sort of conversation you’d expect if you pulled up a chair at the table with them.

If you enjoy comedy podcasts, casual banter, and unpredictable conversations, you’ll probably feel right at home here.

New episodes are released regularly on YouTube and all major podcast platforms.

Reach the show at Dontmentiontheaxes@yahoo.com

]]> https://rss.com/podcasts/dont-mention-the-axes/2610712 d967b974-511a-4652-a197-43f9fe5e379d 3755 full 1 1 8 8 true Sun, 08 Mar 2026 20:42:02 GMT true <![CDATA[Super Elvis & Microwaved Kippers]]> Don't Mention the Axes is a comedy podcast where three former axe throwers get together to chat nonsense, tell ridiculous stories, and occasionally reminisce about their time in the throwing lanes.

Hosted by Chewie, Kooks, and Meat Fists, the show started life as a group of axe throwing commentators who spent far too much time talking between matches. Eventually someone had the bright idea to put microphones in front of them and record the chaos.

Each episode is a laid-back hangout filled with random topics, strange tangents, questionable life advice, and the kind of conversations that usually happen after hours at the throwing venue. One minute the lads might be talking about bizarre competitions or odd characters they’ve encountered over the years, and the next they’re debating things like microwaved kippers, or why someone thought dressing up as a strongman rabbit was a good idea.

You don’t need to know anything about axe throwing to enjoy the show. At its heart, Don't Mention the Axes is simply three friends having a laugh and sharing stories — the sort of conversation you’d expect if you pulled up a chair at the table with them.

If you enjoy comedy podcasts, casual banter, and unpredictable conversations, you’ll probably feel right at home here.

New episodes are released regularly on YouTube and all major podcast platforms.

Reach the show at Dontmentiontheaxes@yahoo.com

]]> https://rss.com/podcasts/dont-mention-the-axes/2610697 fc82fa20-a757-40ea-81d5-a1cd075c411e 3624 full 1 1 7 7 true Sun, 08 Mar 2026 20:29:14 GMT true <![CDATA[The forgotten Dwarves]]> Don't Mention the Axes is a comedy podcast where three former axe throwers get together to chat nonsense, tell ridiculous stories, and occasionally reminisce about their time in the throwing lanes.

Hosted by Chewie, Kooks, and Meat Fists, the show started life as a group of axe throwing commentators who spent far too much time talking between matches. Eventually someone had the bright idea to put microphones in front of them and record the chaos.

Each episode is a laid-back hangout filled with random topics, strange tangents, questionable life advice, and the kind of conversations that usually happen after hours at the throwing venue. One minute the lads might be talking about bizarre competitions or odd characters they’ve encountered over the years, and the next they’re debating things like microwaved kippers, or why someone thought dressing up as a strongman rabbit was a good idea.

You don’t need to know anything about axe throwing to enjoy the show. At its heart, Don't Mention the Axes is simply three friends having a laugh and sharing stories — the sort of conversation you’d expect if you pulled up a chair at the table with them.

If you enjoy comedy podcasts, casual banter, and unpredictable conversations, you’ll probably feel right at home here.

New episodes are released regularly on YouTube and all major podcast platforms.

Reach the show at Dontmentiontheaxes@yahoo.com

]]> https://rss.com/podcasts/dont-mention-the-axes/2610682 3e0e5320-ba94-4561-a106-e31b8e3c030f 3838 full 1 1 6 6 true Sun, 08 Mar 2026 20:18:50 GMT true <![CDATA[A trip to Costco]]> Don't Mention the Axes is a comedy podcast where three former axe throwers get together to chat nonsense, tell ridiculous stories, and occasionally reminisce about their time in the throwing lanes.

Hosted by Chewie, Kooks, and Meat Fists, the show started life as a group of axe throwing commentators who spent far too much time talking between matches. Eventually someone had the bright idea to put microphones in front of them and record the chaos.

Each episode is a laid-back hangout filled with random topics, strange tangents, questionable life advice, and the kind of conversations that usually happen after hours at the throwing venue. One minute the lads might be talking about bizarre competitions or odd characters they’ve encountered over the years, and the next they’re debating things like microwaved kippers, or why someone thought dressing up as a strongman rabbit was a good idea.

You don’t need to know anything about axe throwing to enjoy the show. At its heart, Don't Mention the Axes is simply three friends having a laugh and sharing stories — the sort of conversation you’d expect if you pulled up a chair at the table with them.

If you enjoy comedy podcasts, casual banter, and unpredictable conversations, you’ll probably feel right at home here.

New episodes are released regularly on YouTube and all major podcast platforms.

Reach the show at Dontmentiontheaxes@yahoo.com

]]> https://rss.com/podcasts/dont-mention-the-axes/2616156 863fbf21-de43-4591-a66b-680f10acb04f 3687 full 1 1 5 5 true Tue, 10 Mar 2026 10:03:11 GMT true <![CDATA[A jar of pickle juice]]> Don't Mention the Axes is a comedy podcast where three former axe throwers get together to chat nonsense, tell ridiculous stories, and occasionally reminisce about their time in the throwing lanes.

Hosted by Chewie, Kooks, and Meat Fists, the show started life as a group of axe throwing commentators who spent far too much time talking between matches. Eventually someone had the bright idea to put microphones in front of them and record the chaos.

Each episode is a laid-back hangout filled with random topics, strange tangents, questionable life advice, and the kind of conversations that usually happen after hours at the throwing venue. One minute the lads might be talking about bizarre competitions or odd characters they’ve encountered over the years, and the next they’re debating things like microwaved kippers, or why someone thought dressing up as a strongman rabbit was a good idea.

You don’t need to know anything about axe throwing to enjoy the show. At its heart, Don't Mention the Axes is simply three friends having a laugh and sharing stories — the sort of conversation you’d expect if you pulled up a chair at the table with them.

If you enjoy comedy podcasts, casual banter, and unpredictable conversations, you’ll probably feel right at home here.

New episodes are released regularly on YouTube and all major podcast platforms.

Reach the show at Dontmentiontheaxes@yahoo.com

]]> https://rss.com/podcasts/dont-mention-the-axes/2616153 bc4fc10b-ffd6-4343-81e0-15cbe66ab29a 3656 full 1 1 4 4 true Tue, 10 Mar 2026 09:59:41 GMT true <![CDATA[Roland Rat & puppet hosts]]> Don't Mention the Axes is a comedy podcast where three former axe throwers get together to chat nonsense, tell ridiculous stories, and occasionally reminisce about their time in the throwing lanes.

Hosted by Chewie, Kooks, and Meat Fists, the show started life as a group of axe throwing commentators who spent far too much time talking between matches. Eventually someone had the bright idea to put microphones in front of them and record the chaos.

Each episode is a laid-back hangout filled with random topics, strange tangents, questionable life advice, and the kind of conversations that usually happen after hours at the throwing venue. One minute the lads might be talking about bizarre competitions or odd characters they’ve encountered over the years, and the next they’re debating things like microwaved kippers, or why someone thought dressing up as a strongman rabbit was a good idea.

You don’t need to know anything about axe throwing to enjoy the show. At its heart, Don't Mention the Axes is simply three friends having a laugh and sharing stories — the sort of conversation you’d expect if you pulled up a chair at the table with them.

If you enjoy comedy podcasts, casual banter, and unpredictable conversations, you’ll probably feel right at home here.

New episodes are released regularly on YouTube and all major podcast platforms.

Reach the show at Dontmentiontheaxes@yahoo.com

]]> https://rss.com/podcasts/dont-mention-the-axes/2616147 d5db95c0-09c6-4892-8d09-9929f505f633 3941 full 1 1 3 3 true Tue, 10 Mar 2026 09:58:24 GMT true <![CDATA[Big curry]]> Don't Mention the Axes is a comedy podcast where three former axe throwers get together to chat nonsense, tell ridiculous stories, and occasionally reminisce about their time in the throwing lanes.

Hosted by Chewie, Kooks, and Meat Fists, the show started life as a group of axe throwing commentators who spent far too much time talking between matches. Eventually someone had the bright idea to put microphones in front of them and record the chaos.

Each episode is a laid-back hangout filled with random topics, strange tangents, questionable life advice, and the kind of conversations that usually happen after hours at the throwing venue. One minute the lads might be talking about bizarre competitions or odd characters they’ve encountered over the years, and the next they’re debating things like microwaved kippers, or why someone thought dressing up as a strongman rabbit was a good idea.

You don’t need to know anything about axe throwing to enjoy the show. At its heart, Don't Mention the Axes is simply three friends having a laugh and sharing stories — the sort of conversation you’d expect if you pulled up a chair at the table with them.

If you enjoy comedy podcasts, casual banter, and unpredictable conversations, you’ll probably feel right at home here.

New episodes are released regularly on YouTube and all major podcast platforms.

Reach the show at Dontmentiontheaxes@yahoo.com

]]> https://rss.com/podcasts/dont-mention-the-axes/2616143 a4aa5c70-fb56-4c43-a664-1fb8e807cfb7 3761 full 1 1 2 2 true Tue, 10 Mar 2026 09:51:12 GMT true <![CDATA[The egg in a bun & second hand sweets]]> Don't Mention the Axes is a comedy podcast where three former axe throwers get together to chat nonsense, tell ridiculous stories, and occasionally reminisce about their time in the throwing lanes.

Hosted by Chewie, Kooks, and Meat Fists, the show started life as a group of axe throwing commentators who spent far too much time talking between matches. Eventually someone had the bright idea to put microphones in front of them and record the chaos.

Each episode is a laid-back hangout filled with random topics, strange tangents, questionable life advice, and the kind of conversations that usually happen after hours at the throwing venue. One minute the lads might be talking about bizarre competitions or odd characters they’ve encountered over the years, and the next they’re debating things like microwaved kippers, or why someone thought dressing up as a strongman rabbit was a good idea.

You don’t need to know anything about axe throwing to enjoy the show. At its heart, Don't Mention the Axes is simply three friends having a laugh and sharing stories — the sort of conversation you’d expect if you pulled up a chair at the table with them.

If you enjoy comedy podcasts, casual banter, and unpredictable conversations, you’ll probably feel right at home here.

New episodes are released regularly on YouTube and all major podcast platforms.

Reach the show at Dontmentiontheaxes@yahoo.com

]]> https://rss.com/podcasts/dont-mention-the-axes/2616130 d04fe694-7906-41ea-916e-9102ece5e7f5 3291 full 1 1 1 1 true Tue, 10 Mar 2026 09:46:51 GMT true