<![CDATA[Crystals and Chaos Podcast]]> https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/crystalsandchaospod Two lifelong best friends catching up, realizing we needed to press record- because the sh*t we have to say is insane. Put it all into the Cauldron. Crystals and Chaos covers topics like: -Crystals, tarot, astrology, intuition -Mental health discovery amidst real healing journeys -Relationships, life curveballs, humor about messy reality -Radical acceptance. With absolutely raw honesty and obnoxious laughter. Get in, babes! It's gonna be a RIDE!!

]]> RSS.com 2026.609.160344 Wed, 10 Jun 2026 09:45:20 GMT en 249fd0db-5788-547c-950c-7a112735a34c https://media.rss.com/crystals-and-chaos/podcast_cover.jpg Crystals and Chaos Podcast https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/crystalsandchaospod yes Hosts: Jessica Fuchs and Sarah Hoekstra Hosts: Jessica Fuchs and Sarah Hoekstra Hosts: Jessica Fuchs and Sarah Hoekstra true episodic podcast false <![CDATA[May Day!]]> Jessica & Sarah talk about leaving the faith behind, gratitude and more. Oh, and Jessica gets absolutely ROCKED by her latest reading.

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]]> https://rss.com/podcasts/crystals-and-chaos/2865637 6edbbc20-9d90-4b4d-a225-b81591c4f0e1 3765 full 1 1 5 5 Mon, 01 Jun 2026 16:11:00 GMT true false <![CDATA[SKY DADDY]]> Sarah & Jessica discuss religion, baptizing their kids (or not), and much much more

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We talk about gargling 2 balls a day, being too nice,waiting for the drama, what crystals and chaos is about, what your worth, buzzing appendages, Sarah being her own daddy, the hierophant pull, & Hestia's message.

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Resource list:

The only resource for psychedelics I will ever link

Sarah's Etsy storeJessica's website


Decks we've pulled from

 Goddess Power Oracle deck by Colette Baron Reed⁠Archetype deck from Kim Krans

]]> https://rss.com/podcasts/crystals-and-chaos/2802656 55217736-7cc0-4b0a-8b1e-72c71b9754f9 7670 full 1 1 2 2 Mon, 20 Apr 2026 09:44:00 GMT true <![CDATA[2 Hoes and a Microphone]]> Two lifelong best friends catching up, realizing we needed to press record- because the shit we have to say is insane.


This is our very first podcast. Thanks for tuning in.

]]> https://rss.com/podcasts/crystals-and-chaos/2802659 c779b7e6-610a-4268-9b6e-895129515f14 2299 full 1 1 1 1 Mon, 13 Apr 2026 22:41:02 GMT true <![CDATA[Giving up on being Catholic]]> Sarah & Jessica discuss Jessica's departure from early indoctrination as a catholic.

Clip from the upcoming episode 6: MAY DAY.

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]]> https://rss.com/podcasts/crystals-and-chaos/2864770 3dfaaf06-e3c3-48ab-95fe-cb2527968244 244 trailer 1 1 Sat, 30 May 2026 16:11:00 GMT true false <![CDATA[Clip - How do you draw cards?]]> Jessica & Sarah discuss drawing cards; be it an oracle or tarot deck, everyone has their own method. What's yours?

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]]> https://rss.com/podcasts/crystals-and-chaos/2858848 445b5b02-f393-4d33-950a-5350611ac771 1366 bonus 1 1 Wed, 27 May 2026 04:11:00 GMT false <![CDATA[Clip from Sky Daddy - Earthing]]> Jessica talks about faith practices spun on their proverbial heads.

]]> https://rss.com/podcasts/crystals-and-chaos/2831323 bfc0059b-1fb3-4828-850e-9135585c657d 48 trailer 1 1 Mon, 18 May 2026 17:15:00 GMT true false <![CDATA[Clip from Sky Daddy: Witchcraft readiness]]> Jessica talks to Sarah about the process of being ready to tackle spells; spoiler alert: its not something to be rushed!

]]> https://rss.com/podcasts/crystals-and-chaos/2831289 c81dcd2d-6fed-4bd3-a0d2-e3fed8a34d07 57 trailer 1 1 Sun, 17 May 2026 16:56:00 GMT true false <![CDATA[Clip from Sky Daddy: Beer in one hand, Bible in the Other]]> Jessica recants her experience with preachy men.

]]> https://rss.com/podcasts/crystals-and-chaos/2830060 8fb968cb-7b73-4ff4-b60d-f07188d9620d 90 trailer 1 1 Fri, 15 May 2026 21:48:47 GMT true false <![CDATA[Buzzing Appendage?]]> Jessica was an ET for a brief moment in time. Listen to this crazy ish and more on the upcoming FULL EPISODE #3 - SPIRITUAL TRAPHOUSE - out everywhere podcasts can be heard, officially May 7, 2026.

]]> https://rss.com/podcasts/crystals-and-chaos/2802648 c2afbb03-ed84-4eab-b3cc-727a507073bf 46 trailer 1 1 Sat, 02 May 2026 09:44:00 GMT true <![CDATA[You are worth more!]]> You are worth more than a quickie sex session while HIS MOM is in the shower! Listen to this and so much more, coming up in episode #3 - SPIRITUAL TRAPHOUSE - coming soon!

Full episode releasing on May 7th - lock it in!

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Clip from our upcoming episode #3 - SPIRITUAL TRAPHOUSE - everywhere podcasts are heard on May 7th.

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]]> https://rss.com/podcasts/crystals-and-chaos/2802651 00ec4a2e-471c-4895-94a4-94b7457695f7 92 trailer 1 1 Wed, 29 Apr 2026 21:44:00 GMT true <![CDATA[Hestia's Message]]> Hestia's message to Sarah at the end of Episode #3 - SPIRITUAL TRAPHOUSE - coming soon!

]]> https://rss.com/podcasts/crystals-and-chaos/2802652 007e6fdf-bc33-40e8-9f28-419f2787a2a5 107 trailer 1 1 Wed, 29 Apr 2026 09:44:00 GMT true <![CDATA[This is US]]> This is what Crystals and Chaos is all about. The chaos of life, the crystalline moments of realization and all the mess in between.

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