Crits & Knits - A D&D Podcast

Coffee and Corpses (Campaign 2 Premiere)

Thu, 02 Apr 2026 19:27:37 GMT

Welcome back to Pennycross! The Bicentennial of the Golden Frog is just days away and founder Agnatha Harper is mysteriously absent. Knitters from far and wide are converging on Pennycross for the celebration.

In this introductory episode, we meet the stars of Campaign 2: Solace, Lynn, Mesdoram, Dusk, and Ignition!

Our Featured Fiber Friend for this first arc is String Theory Colorworks!

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Happy knitting!

Theme Music: Halloween BGM~Tarantella by Pianocafe_Kumi

Campaign 1 - Epilogue

Wed, 26 Nov 2025 21:33:00 GMT

The big adventure is over. What is next for our favorite senior citizens?

Thank you for joining us on this journey.

Campaign 2 is in the works! Stay tuned for updates on our social media and in our Discord. Happy knitting!

Interlude IV: Conses Will Be Quenced

Wed, 12 Nov 2025 08:00:00 GMT

Together again, our bold adventurers (plus Darian) attempt to put an end to the Necromancer once and for all.

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Interlude III: Fellas, I Think There Was a Hole Here

Wed, 29 Oct 2025 07:00:00 GMT

What happened to the half of the party that went through the other teleportation circle? Where's Owen?

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Interlude II: COUNTERSPELL!!!

Thu, 16 Oct 2025 01:21:00 GMT

The first half of the party travels to Tebin's tower to (hopefully) take him down,

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Interlude I: Stabbin' Needles

Wed, 01 Oct 2025 07:00:00 GMT

Hurdur makes his way home, and the rest of the party gets some information about Tebin and where he might be now.

Editor's Note: We recorded this during a storm at DM Danie's location, and her internet abruptly cut out at the end of the session.

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A Junior College Wizard's-Worth of Magic

Wed, 17 Sep 2025 07:00:00 GMT

Post-battle, our adventurers investigate the Necromancer's Tower, wrap up some threads, and decide what's next for them.

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The Final (?) Battle

Wed, 27 Aug 2025 19:54:00 GMT

The Final (?) Boss Battle on the grounds of Magrona Academy

Editor's Note: Thank you once again for your patience between episodes. I had a lot of stuff going on in my personal life that made getting up the motivation to edit very difficult. Things are better now and there will be more pod coming down the pike soon!

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Full Cocked

Tue, 08 Apr 2025 19:21:00 GMT

Things ramp up on Magrona Island....

Very special thanks to our guest voices: Kier Zhou, Lauren Deakin, and Majestic Goose Network's own Girunduu!

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This is Where We Do the Burning

Fri, 07 Feb 2025 08:00:00 GMT

The group gets a tour of campus.

Editor's Note: Once again, thank you for your patience between episode drops. As we always say, life be life-in'.

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Unauthorized Teleportation Circles

Wed, 11 Dec 2024 08:00:00 GMT

Our intrepid senior citizens get sent to the Headmaster's office... but only Nellitha is in trouble.

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Why is it Locked?

Sat, 23 Nov 2024 23:26:14 GMT

Scene change! What was Nellitha doing while Hurdur, Isolt, and Owen fought the mimics in the library?

Editor's Note: Thank you for your patience between episode drops. As we always say, life be life-in'.

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Of Tales and Teeth

Wed, 25 Sep 2024 22:01:14 GMT

The Headmaster of Magrona Academy gives an inspiring speech, Hurdur pretends to be a wealthy patron, and these books aren't exactly what they seem.

Editor's Note: Thank you for your patience between episode drops. As we always say, life be life-in'.

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Breaching Bryxador

Wed, 15 May 2024 07:00:00 GMT

Nellitha the rogue attempts to break into the Headmaster's office while the rest of the party discuss the identity of the Pennycross Necromancer.

Editor's Note: There are a few instances of a small dog crying in the background. Not to worry! DM Danie's sweet pup Hershey was recovering from surgery at the time and was cross about being on crate rest.

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Bonus Daddy

Wed, 01 May 2024 07:00:00 GMT

The party encounters bureaucracy at Magrona and then takes a tour of campus. Erasmus adopts a student.

Editor's Note: Isolt's audio is a little weird in this ep due to a microphone settings adjustment. We should be back to "normal" next ep!

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Wont to Do

Wed, 17 Apr 2024 07:00:00 GMT

The party catches an early ferry to Magrona Island.

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Das Seven Boots

Fri, 05 Apr 2024 02:34:13 GMT

The party reunites and gets a step (or two!) closer to the infamous Magrona Academy.

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The Great Escape

Wed, 20 Mar 2024 16:21:00 GMT

What was Nellitha up to during the last episode? Who was that guy she was with?

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Even When I Suck, I'm Good

Wed, 06 Mar 2024 22:08:31 GMT

Something is afoot on the path to Glimmerhold. Part of the gang goes to investigate.

Thank you all so, so much for sticking with us during the long gap in podcast episodes. Our pod goblin (E) had a whole lot of Life™ happen but is now able to get back on the horse, so to speak.

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Fantasy Customs

Wed, 23 Aug 2023 07:30:00 GMT

The group continues their journey to Glimmerhold. Things are quiet.... too quiet.

The Horse Incident

Fri, 04 Aug 2023 07:30:00 GMT

The elderly adventurers (finally!) begin their journey to Glimmerhold.

These Kobolds Are My Friends... Technically

Wed, 05 Jul 2023 14:50:30 GMT

The gang regroups and receives a visit from some old friends.

The Battle of the Bar

Fri, 16 Jun 2023 18:02:29 GMT

The Stout Singer is besieged by a horde of undead!

Food Baby

Wed, 17 May 2023 14:35:15 GMT

Erasmus's egg hatches and a malevolent force threatens Pennycross.

Necromancy is an Everybody Problem

Wed, 19 Apr 2023 17:27:00 GMT

Sola leads the gang to the beholder's lair. What will they find inside?

Clanky-Clanky Holy Tank-y

Wed, 05 Apr 2023 07:30:00 GMT

Our brave adventurers continue their dungeon crawl with yet another new friend.

The Little Man

Wed, 22 Mar 2023 14:08:37 GMT

The gang continues their exploration of Hurdur's hole and meets a little man.

The Transitive Property

Wed, 08 Mar 2023 08:30:00 GMT

Into the tunnels beneath the Stout Singer... what will our adventurers find?

Another Hole to Investigate

Fri, 24 Feb 2023 23:06:58 GMT

In the basement of the Stout Singer, our adventurers come across another hole. And this one is occupied.

Open Mike Night

Wed, 25 Jan 2023 23:11:30 GMT

With the Golden Frog temporarily (?) destroyed, the gang decides to have breakfast at the other pub in town. As usual, things do not go according to plan.

The Peanut Gallery

Wed, 14 Dec 2022 21:03:37 GMT

One of the party has a date. The rest of the party is determined to make it as awkward as possible.

You're Amazing and I Love You

Wed, 07 Dec 2022 08:30:00 GMT

An interlude during which wizards are identified and Nellitha gets a date.

Get Off My Yarn!

Thu, 20 Oct 2022 17:06:18 GMT

Erasmus confronts the Wizard... but there's a slight problem.

Wizard Casts Bamboozle

Wed, 24 Aug 2022 15:42:08 GMT

What does the weird table do? Whose teleportation circle is this? Where is that darn wizard???

It's Always Never Tomorrow

Wed, 10 Aug 2022 15:30:03 GMT

Our adventurers are escorted to the mysterious (and possibly necromantic) table. Hijinks ensue.

I Ain't Weird, I'm Just Old

Wed, 27 Jul 2022 17:18:16 GMT

After defeating the dragon, our intrepid senior citizens reminisce about their bygone adventuring days.

The Jangling of My Greed

Wed, 06 Jul 2022 07:30:00 GMT

The battle against the dragon finally begins! Or does it? What if Erasmus just throws stuff at it? Surely that can't have any unforeseen consequences...

So I Spit on It

Tue, 03 May 2022 07:45:00 GMT

Our intrepid senior citizens continue their trek up the mountain, make a frenemy, and find out what happens when you put a troll corpse in mayonnaise.

Several Things Wrong with Rabbits

Thu, 07 Apr 2022 14:15:38 GMT

Rabbits. Why is it always rabbits? The gang are all back together and everyone is feeling as healthy as ever (relatively speaking). They continue climbing that mountain.

We Could Just Leave It Alone?

Wed, 23 Mar 2022 15:50:32 GMT

Nellitha continues to have strange run-ins with animals, Erasmus fakes an injury, Owen fills Isolt in on what she missed. Welcome to Pennycross!

Tomorrow Erasmus’s Problem

Wed, 09 Mar 2022 17:35:00 GMT

The Olds continue their trek up the mountain to investigate the dragon or the roc. Erasmus and Owen become suspicious of Nellitha which makes Nellitha suspecious of Erasmus and Owen. Isolt has a hurt back. Welcome to Pennycross!

On a Scale from 1 to 74

Wed, 23 Feb 2022 08:30:00 GMT

Our adventurers face their first battle in ages! Will anyone's knees give out? Will anyone remember how magic actually works? Swords are pretty heavy, can they even still lift them? Welcome to Pennycross!

A Roc or a Dragon?

Sat, 12 Feb 2022 19:43:45 GMT

We are a D&D 5e Twitch stream and podcast and are a group of knitters that feature a specific designer each arc. Our story follows a group of retired adventures having to pick up their weapons and go forth on one final adventure. If you enjoy crafting, Dungeons & Dragons, tabletop RPGs in general or just peaceful retirement communities then this show is for you!

Welcome to Pennycross!

Into the Hole

Wed, 31 May 2023 07:30:00 GMT

A special podcast-only in-between-isode in which Isolt and Hurdur explore Erasmus's Hole.

Owen's Special One Shot

Wed, 03 May 2023 16:12:00 GMT

What was Owen up to while he was away?

Crits & Knits Campaign 1 Trailer

Fri, 28 Jan 2022 22:33:50 GMT

We are a D&D 5e Twitch stream and podcast. We are a group of knitters that feature a specific designer each arc. Our story follows a group of retired adventurers having to pick up their weapons and go forth on one final adventure. If you enjoy crafting, Dungeons & Dragons, tabletop RPGs in general or just peaceful retirement communities then this show is for you!