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]]> https://rss.com/podcasts/childrenusingmicrophones/732360 b550a328-f8b2-41d2-9815-c62dbb051efc 3443 full 21 21 true Wed, 07 Dec 2022 16:00:21 GMT <![CDATA["the ghetto gospel"]]> with our boy Tony Wellons

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]]> https://rss.com/podcasts/childrenusingmicrophones/634350 339c642c-ec04-475a-866e-11365ac04be9 2748 full 10 10 true Wed, 28 Sep 2022 00:30:18 GMT <![CDATA[The Great Pee Wars ]]> We get into a big fight about peeing in the pool. Speaking of big leaks... GTA 6 JUST GOT LEAKED.

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]]> https://rss.com/podcasts/childrenusingmicrophones/626749 92619720-8e27-4317-b80c-a174f34e486a 2966 full 9 9 true Wed, 21 Sep 2022 22:43:51 GMT <![CDATA[The Queens Funeral]]> Join us live as we are invited to a special access event of Queen Elizabeth's private funeral.

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]]> https://rss.com/podcasts/childrenusingmicrophones/618123 4b526d39-21ef-4f00-927a-4aa2efabf595 2709 full 8 8 true Wed, 14 Sep 2022 20:40:27 GMT <![CDATA[Gambling Advice That Dr. Fauci Does Not Want You To Hear]]> We give gambling hacks to our genius viewers in this episode.

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]]> https://rss.com/podcasts/childrenusingmicrophones/601950 9334c400-739a-470b-8c4e-02e6ee03666b 2802 full 6 6 true Wed, 31 Aug 2022 20:10:22 GMT <![CDATA[We're Professionals]]> We have a sick intro and it's epic we also talk about the pro drinking and driving community and a bunch of stuff! Follow our new Instagram @children.using.microphones

]]> https://rss.com/podcasts/childrenusingmicrophones/595469 e86ff410-4116-436e-989a-8ba71a5da9ad 2331 full 5 5 true Thu, 25 Aug 2022 21:10:40 GMT <![CDATA[We Love The Queen!]]> In this episode we go on a rant about the poor only to soon realize we are poor. Also Captain spilled soy sauce all over his car seat and is a idiot and we welcome some new viewers from Britain. Overall insane episode.

]]> https://rss.com/podcasts/childrenusingmicrophones/586193 1a97bf48-1060-4e1e-a73e-cb9d3e5667db 2741 full 4 4 true Wed, 17 Aug 2022 05:49:13 GMT <![CDATA[Kicked Out of a Furry Convention ]]> A lot happens in this episode... We welcome a viewer we notice all the way from Moscow Russia! Captain also talks about how he was kicked out of Megaplex Furry Convention. Lots of fun silly bits.

]]> https://rss.com/podcasts/childrenusingmicrophones/579921 132dcb4c-2959-40ae-be0e-b9ac3e4ca01c 2518 full 3 3 true Wed, 10 Aug 2022 22:16:17 GMT <![CDATA[Fear and Loathing in Orlando Florida]]> We both had a lit party weekend and we discuss further plans for more epic lit parties. Which may be PUBLIC EVENTS (14.99$ at the door).

]]> https://rss.com/podcasts/childrenusingmicrophones/573047 77ce08cf-e72a-4ad6-ac67-e7b1bc8e7c27 2289 full 2 2 true Wed, 03 Aug 2022 21:45:01 GMT <![CDATA[James Bond Gets a D.U.I.]]> The first episode of Children Using Microphones. in this episode James Bond stops 9/11 but can't stop drinking. This leads into a drunk driving car chase. Meanwhile British punk rockers don't give a F. Also we say Grey Man... Pretty chill vibes.

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