Chateau Macabre

Episode 10 - Grindr Horror Stories

Thu, 05 Sep 2024 21:00:25 GMT

Sometimes, real life can be just as scary as a horror movie, especially if you’re a gay man trying to get laid. Thanks to hookup apps like Grindr, it's easier than ever for gays to find each other to have sex. But, surprise surprise, meeting up with a total stranger in an intimate situation is not always super safe.

Nevertheless, gays are willing to risk literally getting murdered if it means they can get some d.

There’s a lot of crazy guys out there on dating apps who put the creepiest of movie killers to shame.

Today, we’re sharing some true grindr horror stories and reacting to them.

Episode 8 - Hot Ghoul Summer: Our Favorite Horror Movies That Scream Summertime

Thu, 08 Aug 2024 13:39:01 GMT

As we dive into the heart of summer, let’s mix things up with a chilling twist. In this episode, we’re turning up the heat and embracing the spooky side of the sunny season. We'll explore our favorite horror flicks that perfectly blend summer vibes with a dose of terror.

Think camping under the stars, beachside scares, and those classic scenes of unsuspecting teens meeting their doom at summer camp. We’re talking about the elements that make summertime horror movies uniquely chilling.

So grab a cold drink, settle in, and join us as we dive into the ultimate list of summer-themed horror movies that are perfect for your next summerween party. Let’s make those long, hot nights a bit more eerie!

Episode 9 - The Miss Creepy Doll Pageant

Thu, 22 Aug 2024 19:00:37 GMT

Baby, you can't read the doll! Today, we're taking the baddest, scariest dolls from across the horror genre and judging them in the first ever Miss Creepy Doll Pageant! Which one of these plastic baddies will impress us and snatch the crown? Tune in to find out!

Episode 7 - Satan, The Illuminati, and Taylor Swift: Insane Pop Star Conspiracy Theories

Thu, 18 Jul 2024 19:00:30 GMT

Join us as we discuss the craziest conspiracy theories our favorite pop girlies! Is Taylor Swift a PSYOP? Is Beyonce one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse? Did Doja Cat sell her soul to the Illuminati? No. But some of y'all out there seem to think so, and that's what's really scary.

Episode 6 - What's Your Favorite Scary Porno? - Horror Porn Parodies

Thu, 13 Jun 2024 22:22:35 GMT

In this episode, Kyle and Robert discuss the crazy, cheesy, sexy and (unintentionally) hilarious world of x-rated parodies of classic horror movies and TV shows. We'll also be giving you reviews of six films we watched, and letting you know our thoughts and opinions. So get ready, cause these movies are so hot it's scary!

Episode 5 - Lame Final Girls and Girls Who Should Have Survived Instead

Thu, 06 Jun 2024 21:57:51 GMT

Not all Final Girls can be as Iconic as Laurie Strode or Sydney Prescott. Sometimes they're lame, boring, or just annoying. And sometimes they even get upstaged by their more iconic supporting characters! Join us for this episode where we discuss some Finals Girls who didn't quite reach the mark, and some girls who died but gave us LIFE!

Episode 4 - Drag Queen (Horror) Story Time: Horror Movies Starring Drag Queens

Thu, 30 May 2024 21:00:27 GMT

In this episode, we’re talking about some horror and "horror adjacent" movies starring our favorite drag queens, letting you know if they’re a "Shante You Stay" or a "Sashay Away!"

Episode 3 - Haunted Homewreckers - Horror Daddies We Would Homewreck For

Thu, 23 May 2024 23:52:40 GMT

Every horror movie has that stubborn, oblivious dad character. Ya know, the ones who move their families into a house that's clearly haunted and refuse to leave even when the furniture starts levitating? These dads kinda suck... but some of them are kinda hot! Join us as we talk about some daddies from our favorite horror movies who we would homewreck for.

Episode 2 - Unhinged Women and Why We Love Them

Thu, 16 May 2024 22:05:37 GMT

Sometimes, the crazy girls just do it better! On this episode, we talk about some of our favorite unhinged girlies from film and discuss what makes them so beloved. They may be psychos, but they're FIERCE psychos, mawmaw.

Episode 1 - Horror Movie Locations That Would Be On the Sniffies Map

Thu, 09 May 2024 22:03:59 GMT

In this episode, we discuss the popular gay hookup website, Sniffies. Guys are willing to do anything to get laid, but are they willing to show up at the homes of serial killers like Leatherface, Norman Bates, Jigsaw and others just to do it? The answer WON'T shock you. Join us as we talk about some locations from our favorite horror movies and TV shows that we think would be on the Sniffies map.