<![CDATA[Chaos Magnets]]> https://rss.com/podcasts/chaos-magnets Two best friends who met at work. Zero actual shared work experience. Infinite opinions.

How many tangents can two seemingly normal but chaotic adults go off on during one hour-long conversation?

]]> RSS.com 2026.428.112250 Thu, 21 May 2026 16:50:06 GMT en 4d7b8a59-4623-5c28-9ef9-51ac004402fb https://media.rss.com/chaos-magnets/20260218_120240_98d9559d760f528b18a176006b560ffc.jpg Chaos Magnets https://rss.com/podcasts/chaos-magnets yes Amelia Thompson Amelia and John Amelia and John false episodic podcast Texas, USA false <![CDATA[A Possibility of Dysentery]]> In this episode, John tries to be supportive of Amelia "test driving" piercings and Amelia tries to be supportive of John's vacation hat choices. John talks about attending a bat mitzvah. They discuss the business of content creating, Amelia talks about the unusual things she's found while shopping at Target and they both talk about their favorite cocktails.

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Theme song: “Chaotic Goods,” performed by Garrett Thompson

About the Show: Hosted by Amelia and John, Chaos Magnets is a deeply unserious podcast where two former co-workers (who never actually worked together) check-in with each other because neither one can afford therapy. Each week they chat about pop culture, current events, workplace nonsense, and the chaotic building blocks that made them the somewhat maladjusted adults they are. Do you have trouble making friends as an adult? So do they. Drop into their conversation and see if you can follow the train of thought.

]]> https://rss.com/podcasts/chaos-magnets/2814459 4884d1d8-7879-44f1-a8c9-ad28ada6da64 5541 full 1 1 13 13 true Tue, 19 May 2026 16:56:00 GMT false <![CDATA[My Life is a Stress Dream]]> In this episode, John and Amelia are bickering but they get over it when they both decide they want a top hat. They discuss whether or not either of them could see the “magic eye” images in the 90s and John talks about the odd jobs he had as a teenager. Amelia reveals her crippling fear of snakes and we found out how each of them spent their prom. Would a soft pretzel make for a good bed and do you have a cool zodiac or not?

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Theme song: “Chaotic Goods,” performed by Garrett Thompson

About the Show: Hosted by Amelia and John, Chaos Magnets is a deeply unserious podcast where two former co-workers (who never actually worked together) check-in with each other because neither one can afford therapy. Each week they chat about pop culture, current events, workplace nonsense, and the chaotic building blocks that made them the somewhat maladjusted adults they are. Do you have trouble making friends as an adult? So do they. Drop into their conversation and see if you can follow the train of thought.

]]> https://rss.com/podcasts/chaos-magnets/2796262 084543c9-619c-4e94-a718-48facaab483e 3999 full 1 1 12 12 true Tue, 12 May 2026 16:56:00 GMT false <![CDATA[Everything Ends Up Poop]]> In this episode, Amelia is doing her best to be a functional human first thing in the morning. John discusses the gym buddies he had at one time. Why is coffee a non-effective choice for the cohosts. Is Clue a perfect film? And a semi-deep dive into Amelia's questions and problems with The Mummy franchise.

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Theme song: “Chaotic Goods,” performed by Garrett Thompson

About the Show: Hosted by Amelia and John, Chaos Magnets is a deeply unserious podcast where two former co-workers (who never actually worked together) check-in with each other because neither one can afford therapy. Each week they chat about pop culture, current events, workplace nonsense, and the chaotic building blocks that made them the somewhat maladjusted adults they are. Do you have trouble making friends as an adult? So do they. Drop into their conversation and see if you can follow the train of thought.

]]> https://rss.com/podcasts/chaos-magnets/2774942 a05dff72-498c-47a2-b3de-9ad2ce072892 2615 full 1 1 11 11 true Tue, 05 May 2026 16:56:00 GMT false Houston, Houston, Harris County, Texas, 77002, USA <![CDATA[I Was Supposed to Share and I Didn't]]> In this episode, we meet John’s alter ego “Rick,” and hear about the time Amelia tried to talk her friend into causing a scene at a froyo place. The cohosts discuss why celebrities keep trying to run into them on the street and what causes the church giggles. Should you watch Veronica Mars and or Party Down? Do you read the obits? What do you do with work merch when you’ve left a job? Do you call it “stuffing” or “dressing”? These questions and more, this week on Chaos Magnets.

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Theme song: “Chaotic Goods,” performed by Garrett Thompson

About the Show: Hosted by Amelia and John, Chaos Magnets is a deeply unserious podcast where two former co-workers (who never actually worked together) check-in with each other because neither one can afford therapy. Each week they chat about pop culture, current events, workplace nonsense, and the chaotic building blocks that made them the somewhat maladjusted adults they are. Do you have trouble making friends as an adult? So do they. Drop into their conversation and see if you can follow the train of thought.

]]> https://rss.com/podcasts/chaos-magnets/2762505 299dc3d9-33ca-430e-ae62-0c3e96b3692b 4287 full 1 1 10 10 true Tue, 28 Apr 2026 16:56:00 GMT false Texas, USA <![CDATA[Warning for Potential Kidnappers]]> In this episode, we find out what apocalyptic snacks John and Amelia would consume. What are the things they've said in professional settings that probably raise eyebrows? Was this 80's miniseries a PSA or just designed to scare the crap out of kids? What would happen if someone tried to kidnap Amelia? And why does John not like horror movies?

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Theme song: “Chaotic Goods,” performed by Garrett Thompson

About the Show: Hosted by Amelia and John, Chaos Magnets is a deeply unserious podcast where two former co-workers (who never actually worked together) check-in with each other because neither one can afford therapy. Each week they chat about pop culture, current events, workplace nonsense, and the chaotic building blocks that made them the somewhat maladjusted adults they are. Do you have trouble making friends as an adult? So do they. Drop into their conversation and see if you can follow the train of thought.

]]> https://rss.com/podcasts/chaos-magnets/2735601 0d623243-c719-4aba-a847-9a1526060e3d 3877 full 1 1 9 9 true Tue, 21 Apr 2026 16:56:00 GMT false Texas, USA <![CDATA[A Flock of Menaces]]> In this episode, we find out why Ozzy Osbourne once laughed at Amelia and if George Clooney noticed John at a bar. What is the unhinged activity that connects our intrepid hosts? Do people make death announcements on April Fool's Day and what does it mean to "win therapy"? The pair discuss whether they should start a festival and if so, what kind.

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Theme song: “Chaotic Goods,” performed by Garrett Thompson

About the Show: Hosted by Amelia and John, Chaos Magnets is a deeply unserious podcast where two former co-workers (who never actually worked together) check-in with each other because neither one can afford therapy. Each week they chat about pop culture, current events, workplace nonsense, and the chaotic building blocks that made them the somewhat maladjusted adults they are. Do you have trouble making friends as an adult? So do they. Drop into their conversation and see if you can follow the train of thought.

]]> https://rss.com/podcasts/chaos-magnets/2692623 227540b7-8858-4226-94bc-8e260b10a117 3611 full 1 1 8 8 true Tue, 14 Apr 2026 16:56:00 GMT false <![CDATA[I'd Do Some Shady Sh*t For a Coffee]]> In this episode, we decide the best place to put artwork depicting sex gods and how much we hate the sound of our own voices. We name the best and worst Easter candy and establish whether or not Amelia would do anything for a Klondike Bar. Are our television watching habits a generational response and do we deserve the uncoordinated injuries we inflict on ourselves or that we receive from our children?

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Theme song: “Chaotic Goods,” performed by Garrett Thompson

About the Show: Hosted by Amelia and John, Chaos Magnets is a deeply unserious podcast where two former co-workers (who never actually worked together) check-in with each other because neither one can afford therapy. Each week they chat about pop culture, current events, workplace nonsense, and the chaotic building blocks that made them the somewhat maladjusted adults they are. Do you have trouble making friends as an adult? So do they. Drop into their conversation and see if you can follow the train of thought.

]]> https://rss.com/podcasts/chaos-magnets/2676107 611cd402-a6ac-469e-8c04-90d1f199c4ac 4204 full 1 1 7 7 true Tue, 07 Apr 2026 16:56:00 GMT <![CDATA[Deliciously Awkward Silence]]> In this episode, we find how much John loves hockey and where Amelia gets all her hockey knowledge. How Amelia engages in small talk at the most inopportune times. Are robots and Ai going to take over the world, one massage place at a time? And John explains how he combats awkward silences in parenting groups.

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Theme song: “Chaotic Goods,” performed by Garrett Thompson

About the Show: Hosted by Amelia and John, Chaos Magnets is a deeply unserious podcast where two former co-workers (who never actually worked together) check-in with each other because neither one can afford therapy. Each week they chat about pop culture, current events, workplace nonsense, and the chaotic building blocks that made them the somewhat maladjusted adults they are. Do you have trouble making friends as an adult? So do they. Drop into their conversation and see if you can follow the train of thought.

]]> https://rss.com/podcasts/chaos-magnets/2654076 79eacc0b-ad9b-42ee-904f-c6e634228b17 4083 full 1 1 6 6 true Tue, 31 Mar 2026 16:56:00 GMT <![CDATA[This Tuesday is giving Chaos]]> In this episode, John tries to convince Amelia going to the gym will be good for her but introduces the concept of "soft life." Are their spirit animals compatible? What lengths will Amelia go through to get a cup of coffee? What's more fun, playing ping pong at Prince's estate or playing LEGO The Incredibles? And John has thoughts on adults wearing backwards baseball caps.

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Theme song: “Chaotic Goods,” performed by Garrett Thompson

About the Show: Hosted by Amelia and John, Chaos Magnets is a deeply unserious podcast where two former co-workers (who never actually worked together) check-in with each other because neither one can afford therapy. Each week they chat about pop culture, current events, workplace nonsense, and the chaotic building blocks that made them the somewhat maladjusted adults they are. Do you have trouble making friends as an adult? So do they. Drop into their conversation and see if you can follow the train of thought.

]]> https://rss.com/podcasts/chaos-magnets/2634166 3ee07b21-be69-4c52-888d-a86861f7f7ea 3963 full 1 1 5 5 true Tue, 24 Mar 2026 16:56:00 GMT <![CDATA[We’re Not Critics, We’re Just Like This]]> In this episode, we try to find out how much coffee Amelia actually drinks. Whether Renaissance festivals and Medieval Times are worth the experience. And they get super opinionated on awards show fashion. Is it better to have pockets or a handbag...let's discuss.

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Theme song: “Chaotic Goods,” performed by Garrett Thompson

About the Show: Hosted by Amelia and John, Chaos Magnets is a deeply unserious podcast where two former co-workers (who never actually worked together) check-in with each other because neither one can afford therapy. Each week they chat about pop culture, current events, workplace nonsense, and the chaotic building blocks that made them the somewhat maladjusted adults they are. Do you have trouble making friends as an adult? So do they. Drop into their conversation and see if you can follow the train of thought.

]]> https://rss.com/podcasts/chaos-magnets/2634153 d1196716-0fb2-4744-83b0-f58745ab88c1 4216 full 1 1 4 4 true Tue, 17 Mar 2026 16:56:00 GMT <![CDATA[We Could Be Olympians]]> In this episode, we find out if John’s commitment issues will keep the two from becoming Olympic curlers and whether or not Amelia gets comments or compliments on her flexibility. Is Ryan Murphy’s Love Story worth watching? Can Amelia really name all the Monkees? The pair discuss the types of music they like and why they love “sad girl covers,” as well as the time Amelia got to witness someone rage quit.

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Theme song: “Chaotic Goods,” performed by Garrett Thompson

About the Show: Hosted by Amelia and John, Chaos Magnets is a deeply unserious podcast where two former co-workers (who never actually worked together) check-in with each other because neither one can afford therapy. Each week they chat about pop culture, current events, workplace nonsense, and the chaotic building blocks that made them the somewhat maladjusted adults they are. Do you have trouble making friends as an adult? So do they. Drop into their conversation and see if you can follow the train of thought.

]]> https://rss.com/podcasts/chaos-magnets/2609130 dfc1d8d1-ea09-4cee-8812-381452e31160 3923 full 1 1 3 3 true Tue, 10 Mar 2026 16:05:00 GMT <![CDATA[When Birthdays Go Haywire]]> In this episode, John and Amelia talk about the birthday parties they had as kids and what gave them trust issues and Amelia tells "The Pope Room" story.

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Theme song: “Chaotic Goods,” performed by Garrett Thompson

About the Show: Hosted by Amelia and John, Chaos Magnets is a deeply unserious podcast where two former co-workers (who never actually worked together) check-in with each other because neither one can afford therapy. Each week they chat about pop culture, current events, workplace nonsense, and the chaotic building blocks that made them the somewhat maladjusted adults they are. Do you have trouble making friends as an adult? So do they. Drop into their conversation and see if you can follow the train of thought.

]]> https://rss.com/podcasts/chaos-magnets/2593291 4718f23e-0733-41e0-ba1d-6b15ac54988f 4275 full 1 1 2 2 true Tue, 03 Mar 2026 18:16:01 GMT Maryland, USA <![CDATA[We Never Actually Worked Together]]> In this episode, Amelia and John discuss the fact they met at work but never actually worked together. What came after was a random friendship between two people who feed off each other's chaos.

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Theme song: “Chaotic Goods,” performed by Garrett Thompson

About the Show: Hosted by Amelia and John, Chaos Magnets is a deeply unserious podcast where two former co-workers (who never actually worked together) check-in with each other because neither one can afford therapy. Each week they chat about pop culture, current events, workplace nonsense, and the chaotic building blocks that made them the somewhat maladjusted adults they are. Do you have trouble making friends as an adult? So do they. Drop into their conversation and see if you can follow the train of thought.

]]> https://rss.com/podcasts/chaos-magnets/2575101 7ab10069-cb71-4796-acf5-54f9fc734681 2936 full 1 1 1 1 false Tue, 24 Feb 2026 15:09:33 GMT <![CDATA[Chaos Magnets Trailer]]> Meet John and Amelia...the Chaos Magnets

About the Show: Hosted by Amelia and John, Chaos Magnets is a deeply unserious podcast where two former co-workers (who never actually worked together) check-in with each other because neither one can afford therapy. Each week they chat about pop culture, current events, workplace nonsense, and the chaotic building blocks that made them the somewhat maladjusted adults they are. Do you have trouble making friends as an adult? So do they. Drop into their conversation and see if you can follow the train of thought.

Follow us on social: Instagram, Facebook

Email us at: chaosmagnetspodcast@gmail.com

Theme song: “Chaotic Goods,” performed by Garrett Thompson

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