Attempted Delivery

Ep. 172 Freak On A Leash

Thu, 11 Sep 2025 20:45:14 GMT

This week we discuss the perks of working for the post office, public displays of affection, and writer's block.

Ep. 216 Last Line Of Defense

Thu, 06 Aug 2026 12:00:00 GMT

This week we discuss a mail carrier hoarding cats, the Harrisburg's Hilarious competition, and dead-naming drunk driving laws.

Ep. 215 Have You Heard The Bad News? w/ Elliott Gottloeb

Thu, 30 Jul 2026 12:00:00 GMT

This week Elliott joins us to wax philosophical about aliens, religion, and leaving comedy and the country.

Ep. 214 Catfish

Thu, 23 Jul 2026 12:00:00 GMT

This week we discuss writing comedy stories, the Harrisburg's Hilarious competition, and unscrupulous practices in the music and video game industries.

Ep. 213 Meat In The Middle w/ Damien Robinson

Thu, 16 Jul 2026 12:00:00 GMT

This week Damien joins us to discuss drunk stories, the adult film industry, and casino etiquette.

Ep. 212 Kept You Waiting, Huh?

Thu, 09 Jul 2026 12:00:00 GMT

This week we share a nerdy weekend with Drew Brooks, then we discuss sushi, movies, and participating in local government.

Ep. 211 Mad Science w/ Dana Charitonchick

Thu, 02 Jul 2026 12:00:00 GMT

This week Shawn doses Damian, and Dana joins us to discuss the trolley problem, comedy writing, and tax evasion.

Ep. 210 The 18th Pole

Thu, 25 Jun 2026 12:00:00 GMT

This week we discuss DoorDash, happy hour regulation, female video game protagonists, and the Duggars' attempted at world domination.

Ep. 209 Bring Out Your Dongs w/ Tommy Sinbazo

Thu, 18 Jun 2026 11:45:00 GMT

Comic, musician, and war cleric Tommy Sinbazo joins us to discuss debauchery in the LARP scene, VR comedy, and his band B.U.S.S.I.

Ep. 208 Backs and Balls

Thu, 11 Jun 2026 12:00:00 GMT

This week a dog makes Shawn feel inferior, a waitress makes Damian throw a tantrum, then we talk baseball and overeating.

Ep. 207 Jerry GarC.I.A. w/ Joe Aument

Thu, 04 Jun 2026 12:00:00 GMT

This week Joe Aument joins us to discuss horse racing, live music, and sentient tress.

Ep. 206 Fortnite

Thu, 28 May 2026 12:00:00 GMT

This week we discuss King Kong vs. Godzilla, beach trips, and mentalism.

Ep. 205 Wizard Of Glizz w/ Ashely Pontius

Thu, 21 May 2026 12:00:00 GMT

This week Ashley Pontius joins us to discuss being the Bellagio of buttholes, surviving a sex dungeon, and the end of the world.

Ep. 204 Zepbound And Down

Thu, 14 May 2026 12:00:00 GMT

This week Shawn gambles and wins big, while Damian gambles and loses.

Ep. 203 Mom Jeans w/ Karen K

Thu, 07 May 2026 12:00:00 GMT

This week we discuss jury duty, NASCAR, and proper open mic attire.

Ep. 202 Clean Girl w/ Kasey Nicholson

Thu, 30 Apr 2026 12:00:00 GMT

This week we discuss giving chickens morphine, softball parenting, and the military draft.

Ep. 201 Red Light Glasses At Night

Thu, 23 Apr 2026 12:00:00 GMT

This week we discuss Shawn switch hitting. the toilet paper warehouse fire, and sleep hygiene.

Ep. 200 Errors Of Comedy w/ Andrew Brooks

Thu, 16 Apr 2026 12:00:00 GMT

This week Andrew Brooks joins us to celebrate our 200th Episode!

Ep. 199 Kama Stool-tra w/ Andrew Glessner $ Lennon Free

Thu, 09 Apr 2026 12:00:00 GMT

In this heavily redacted episode, Andrew Glessner and Lennon Free join us to discuss the upcoming Harrisburg's Hilarious comedy competition.

Ep. 198 War Crimes w/ Jesse James Martin

Thu, 02 Apr 2026 12:00:00 GMT

This week Jess James Martin joins us to discuss the geopolitical history of Africa.

Ep. 197 Social Lubricant

Thu, 26 Mar 2026 12:00:00 GMT

This week Shawn sips Diddy juice as we discuss Justin Timberlake's DUI and Damian's trip to NYC for the Laughing Buddha Comedy Festival.

Ep. 196 That's Funny w/ Andrew Fake

Thu, 19 Mar 2026 12:00:00 GMT

This week Andrew Fake showers us with gifts while discussing his many on-stage characters, busking in New York, and stand-up as art vs. entertainment.

Ep. 195 Incestry

Thu, 12 Mar 2026 12:00:00 GMT

This week we discuss pro skateboarding, the Live Nation lawsuit, and trusting your comedic voice.

Ep. 194 Double Joysticks

Thu, 05 Mar 2026 13:00:00 GMT

This week we discuss our Valentine's weekend shows, Shawn's new car, and a victory in the gaming console wars.

Ep. 193 Revenge Is Necessary

Thu, 19 Feb 2026 13:00:00 GMT

This week we discuss some disturbing headlines, Shawn being an easy mark for salespeople, and stand-up hosting.

Ep. 192 Call Me Ismael w/ Carlos Ismael

Thu, 12 Feb 2026 13:00:00 GMT

This week Carlos Ismael joins us to discuss his 1075 & Friends showcase, the Super Bowl, and comfort food.

Ep. 191 In Da 27 Club w/ Michael Cee

Thu, 05 Feb 2026 13:00:00 GMT

This week Michael Cee joins us to discuss our current stand-up, aliens, and the West Virginia invasion of Maryland.

Ep. 190 Lulu Lemon Party

Thu, 29 Jan 2026 13:00:00 GMT

This week we discuss Shawn's new car, our favorite cereal, and Megadeth's new movie and album drop.

Ep. 189 Hungry Eyes w/ Andrew Pollack

Thu, 22 Jan 2026 13:00:00 GMT

This week Andrew Pollack joins us to discuss his academic achievements, fast food, and another PA corpse thief.

Ep. 188 Inner Pieces

Thu, 15 Jan 2026 13:00:00 GMT

This week we discuss busted mail trucks, Stanger Things, and revisit a story about stolen body parts.

Ep. 187 While You're Down There w/ Andrew Glessner

Thu, 08 Jan 2026 13:00:00 GMT

This week we discuss various forms of choking in football, private chefs, and broadcasting.

Ep. 186 Gas Is Good, All The Time

Thu, 01 Jan 2026 13:00:00 GMT

This week we discuss holiday food, our goals for 2026, and whether or not snorting Pixy Stix breaks a fast.

Ep. 185 Tools Of Trauma w/ David Grant

Thu, 18 Dec 2025 14:18:40 GMT

This week David Grant joins us to discuss cartoons, efficient comedy writing, and cultivating a supportive scene at Church Of Satire.

Ep. 184 Unsupervised Women, Unprincipled Men

Thu, 11 Dec 2025 13:00:00 GMT

This week we discuss stimulants, accuracy in film, and the totally rigged Ravens/Steelers game.

Ep. 183 One-Eared Hooker w/ Alex Webb

Thu, 04 Dec 2025 13:00:00 GMT

This week Alex Webb joins us to discuss traveling the world, bribing guards, and Shawn learns there are white people in Europe.

Ep. 182 Live For The Bomb w/ Kaelin Clements & Chris Wolf

Thu, 20 Nov 2025 13:00:00 GMT

This week our first comedy couple joins us to discuss navigating their relationship through comedy, watching your own sets, and the Baltimore scene.

Ep. 181 Rusty Cage In My Basement

Thu, 13 Nov 2025 13:00:00 GMT

This week we discuss getting fooled by AI, the Soundgarden HOF induction, and another comedy competition. Then Shawn builds a bunker for the end-times and Damian breaks everything,

Ep. 180 Prison Penis w/ Tony Knuckles

Thu, 06 Nov 2025 13:00:00 GMT

This week we get to know Tony Knuckles, host of The LUNSB Show. We discuss his background in radio, hot food takes, and military movies.

Ep. 179 Anger Management

Thu, 30 Oct 2025 12:00:00 GMT

This week we discuss handling our suppressed rage, drinking with the Irish, and going up on stage with nothing.

Ep. 178 Self Aware Blur w/ Kreg Paul

Thu, 23 Oct 2025 12:00:00 GMT

This week Kreg Paul joins us to discuss joke writing, PTSD, and gay gun rights groups.

Ep. 177 Talked About This Before

Thu, 16 Oct 2025 12:00:00 GMT

This week we discuss the new Taylor Swift album, performing together on a fun bar show, and we go to the most boring football game ever.

Ep. 176 Solve For n w/ Patrick McAndrew

Thu, 09 Oct 2025 12:00:00 GMT

This week Patrick joins us to discuss Bob Dylan, punk music, and the infamous bit that got him temporarily banned from the POV open mic.

Ep. 175 It's In The Game

Thu, 02 Oct 2025 12:00:00 GMT

This week Damian gives Shawn a special gift, then we discuss the artistic merits of video games and the controversial comedy festival in Saudi Arabia.

Ep. 174 Hats

Thu, 25 Sep 2025 12:00:00 GMT

This week we sample some local mead while discussing Damian's hometown making headlines and Shawn's return to the beach.

Ep. 173 Postal Apocalyptic w/ Manny Santiago

Thu, 18 Sep 2025 12:00:00 GMT

This week Manny joins us to discuss Death Stranding, and raising kids in a chaotic world. Then we solve politics.

Ep. 171 E Pluribus Unum w/ Jarrod Micale & Sean Light

Thu, 04 Sep 2025 12:00:00 GMT

This week Jarrod and Sean join us to discuss loud cars, delivering mail, and getting harassed by cops for skateboarding.

Ep. 170 My Body My Choice

Thu, 28 Aug 2025 12:00:00 GMT

This week we discuss Taylor Swift's controversial new album, Shawn's recent shows, and Damian's surgery.

Ep. 169 Welcoming The Aliens w/ Mike O'Donnell

Thu, 21 Aug 2025 12:00:00 GMT

This week Mike O'Donnell joins us to discuss aliens, crowd work, and the upcoming Four Horseman show at the Harrisburg Comedy Zone.

Ep. 168 Wearing The Crown w/ Damien Robinson

Thu, 14 Aug 2025 12:00:00 GMT

This week Damien Robinson joins us to discuss water fasting, playing the D.C. Cannabis Festival, and robbing the Amish.

Ep. 167 Heil Fashion

Thu, 07 Aug 2025 12:00:00 GMT

This week we discuss a car deal gone wrong, cartoons, and Shawn's nutty new house guest.

Ep. 166 It's Just A Ride

Thu, 31 Jul 2025 12:00:00 GMT

This week we talk all about the Diddy verdict, the Epstein cover up, and Shane Gillis killing it.

Ep. 165 It's A Living w/ Lennon Free

Thu, 24 Jul 2025 12:00:00 GMT

This week we bring in Lennon Free to talk all about video games, comedy competitions, and Fruity Pebbles.

Ep. 164 Baby Goat Shoulder w/ Ali

Thu, 17 Jul 2025 12:00:00 GMT

This week Fellow Comedian Ali joins us to discuss starting comedy in D.C., the Amish, and the "art" in artificial intelligence.

Ep. 163 Rewhorebeth Beach

Thu, 10 Jul 2025 12:00:00 GMT

This week we're back from our break to talk about food, comedy competitions, and our beach trips.

Ep. 162 Jesus Played Bass w/ Elliott Gottloeb

Thu, 26 Jun 2025 10:45:00 GMT

This week Elliott Gottloeb comes on the podcast to talk about who sucks more, The Beatles, Eagles, or Jesus.

Ep. 161 Something In The Water

Thu, 19 Jun 2025 11:45:00 GMT

This week we discuss a new Pennsylvania law, Taylor Swift reclaiming the rights to her music, and why spicy food is cap.

Ep 160 Escape From New York

Thu, 12 Jun 2025 10:45:00 GMT

This week we talk about our final day in NYC, our broken mail trucks, and our broken bodies.

Ep 159 Bodega Cat Is For Closers

Thu, 05 Jun 2025 10:45:00 GMT

Forgive the audio as we come to you this week from a hotel room in NYC where we discuss Joey Roses, the Comedy Cellar, Bill Burr on Broadway, and hitting an open mic.

Ep 158 Social Gambling & No Lives Matter

Thu, 29 May 2025 10:45:00 GMT

Against our better judgment, this week we play our very first open mic sets for you and reminisce about our humble beginnings.

Ep 157 Power Bottom Steering

Thu, 22 May 2025 10:45:00 GMT

This week we discuss short-term memory, U.S. history, and... um... we forget.

Ep 156 Tracking Update: Attempted Delivery Recap

Tue, 13 May 2025 10:45:00 GMT

This episode is coming early to coincide with our video launch! Check us out on YouTube as we highlight epic moments from the last 3 years.

Ep 155 JonBenét Was Guilty

Thu, 08 May 2025 10:45:00 GMT

This week we discuss the Baltimore Ravens releasing Justin Tucker, our upcoming road trip to NYC, and rewriting jokes.

Ep 154 Chicago Handshake w/ Maalik Stark

Wed, 30 Apr 2025 10:45:00 GMT

This week comedian and brewmaster Maalik Stark joins us to discuss colorblindness, Tyler Perry, and comedy competition season. And then he tries to poison us.

Ep 153 Suspicious Melanin

Thu, 24 Apr 2025 10:45:00 GMT

This week we discuss Kanye's love for his family, feeling nostalgic for things past, and Shawn taking a couple visiting comics on a Philly adventure.

Ep 152 Manopause

Thu, 17 Apr 2025 10:45:00 GMT

This week we discuss the upcoming Harry Potter series, deviating from your set on stage, and something about some bass player.

Ep 151 Nudie Foodie w/ Kyle Ziegler

Thu, 10 Apr 2025 10:45:00 GMT

This week our studio is falling apart as Kyle Ziegler joins us to talk sandwiches, algorithms, and performing a naked stand-up set.

Ep 150 The Iceman Cometh

Thu, 03 Apr 2025 10:45:00 GMT

This week we discuss the passing of Val Kilmer, a new Diddy lawsuit, and the anniversary of Martin Luther King Jr.'s assassination.

Ep 149 Canadian Ta-riffs w/ Zac Jack

Thu, 27 Mar 2025 10:45:00 GMT

This week Zac Jack joins us to discuss new allegations concerning Ryan Reynolds, sketch comedy, and how every movie is Die Hard.

Check out Whiskey Space Station for some of the best sketch comedy on the interwebs, and Zac Jack's new podcast Raised By Television dropping March 31st!

Ep 148 Oops! All Arsenic

Thu, 20 Mar 2025 10:45:00 GMT

This week we discuss the Girl Scout cookie lawsuit, Kanye's latest hijinks, and the release of the JFK assassination files.

Ep 147 That Kind Of Thing

Thu, 13 Mar 2025 10:45:00 GMT

This week we discuss algorithms, plagiarism in music and comedy, and must-see TV and film.

Ep 146 Finger Prick

Thu, 06 Mar 2025 11:45:00 GMT

This week we discuss Shawn's fasting, Damian getting F'd at the drive-thru car wash, and the legacy of Bill Hicks.

Ep 145 In The Boy Scouts w/ Larry Loobey

Thu, 27 Feb 2025 11:45:00 GMT

This week Larry Loobey joins us to discuss balancing comedy and family, feeling old, and his triumphant victory in the Showdown at Sundown Roast Battle.

Ep 144 Box Set w/ Korey Miller

Thu, 20 Feb 2025 11:45:00 GMT

This week Carrie Mueller joins us to discuss football, Saturday Night Live, and the most epic roast battle ever.

Ep 143 Gym Shoes w/ Bobby Tamburro

Thu, 13 Feb 2025 11:45:00 GMT

This week Bobby Tamburro joins us to discuss the central PA comedy scene, finding your voice, and handling the audience.

Check out Bobby on the Davey Mac Sports Program:
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Ep 142 We Are?

Thu, 06 Feb 2025 11:45:00 GMT

This week we discuss our on-stage progress, award shows, and the CIA.

Ep 141 Tissue Damage w/ Sean Light

Fri, 31 Jan 2025 11:45:00 GMT

This week Sean Light joins us to discuss his start in comedy, accepting compliments, and hemorrhoids.

Ep 140 Jazz Hands

Thu, 23 Jan 2025 11:45:00 GMT

This week we discuss Nazi salutes, the NFL, and girl scout cookies.

Ep 139 Rich-On-Rich Violence

Thu, 16 Jan 2025 11:45:00 GMT

This week we discuss the L.A. fires, the healthcare CEO murder, and our week of killer comedy shows. Then we debate the merits of backing in vs. pulling in when parking.

Ep 138 Fresh, Never Frozen

Thu, 09 Jan 2025 11:45:00 GMT

This week we welcome a new sponsor as we discuss car rental, postal privatization, and the proper water temperature for teeth brushing.

Ep 137 Diddy Prison Glizzy

Thu, 02 Jan 2025 11:45:00 GMT

This week we ring in the new year with philosophical discussions about shrimp and hot dogs. Then we each share a few embarrassing moments saying regretful things, and declare comedy goals for 2025.

Share a "foot-in-mouth" moment when you have said something regretful at attempteddeliverypodcast@gmail.com

Vote on the merits of the Chicago Hot Dog in our poll under this episode on the Spotify app!

Ep 136 Terrorist Simulator w/ Jesse James Martin

Thu, 26 Dec 2024 11:45:00 GMT

This week Jesse James Martin joins us to discuss dreams, 9/11 conspiracies, and escaping from prison.

Ep 135 Ho Ho Hole

Thu, 19 Dec 2024 11:45:00 GMT

This week we discuss the possible Bill Burr/Billy Corgan relation, recap our recent stand-up shows, and test A.I.'s knowledge of the podcast.

Ep 134 We Didn't Start The Fire w/ Brandon Koss

Thu, 12 Dec 2024 11:45:00 GMT

This week Brandon Koss joins us to discuss comedy and wrestling, and we respond to shots fired by another local podcast.

Check out Brandon's new comedy album, "Good Boy, Artie" on all streaming platforms!

Ep 133 Open Season

Thu, 05 Dec 2024 11:45:00 GMT

This week we discuss guns, cars, and our first time performing on a show together. Then Damian tries to find his voice and Shawn's luxurious hair gets him in trouble.

Ep 132 The A.D. Thanksgiving Roast Spectacular

Wed, 27 Nov 2024 11:45:00 GMT

This week we discuss a current rapper/comedian beef and a busy weekend of shows. Then we break down our epic roast battle followed by a quick ranking of the best and worst Thanksgiving food.

Ep 131 Pulling Punches

Thu, 21 Nov 2024 11:45:00 GMT

This week we get some listener feedback before discussing some postal drama, the Tyson/Paul "fight", and our upcoming roast battle.

Check out and vote in the poll under this episode on the Spotify app!

Ep 130 Leggo My Ego w/ Andrew Pollock

Thu, 14 Nov 2024 11:45:00 GMT

This week Andrew Pollock joins us with one of the funniest comedy origin stories we've heard, and discusses why he crushes us and everyone else in every local comedy competition. We also talk about a local restaurant owner making headlines with a racist rant before we solve women's plight in the comedy scene.

Ep 129 Sake Bukkake

Thu, 07 Nov 2024 11:45:00 GMT

This week we sip sake while discussing football, Greek baptism, and cooking with gas. Also, KISS sucks - let us know if you agree in the poll under this episode in the Spotify app.

Ep 128 The Final Episode

Thu, 31 Oct 2024 10:45:00 GMT

This week we discuss whether comedy has a role in politics and the local roast battle. Then we contemplate our pending doom with one of George Carlin's greatest bits.

Check out Whiskey Space Station's Forrest Gump Redux on YouTube!

Ep 127 Like The Global Economy

Thu, 24 Oct 2024 10:45:00 GMT

This week Shawn gives Damian a potentially controversial gift, before they discuss the fallen musician in the news and their upcoming roast battle.

Ep 126 Scratch And Sniff

Thu, 17 Oct 2024 10:45:00 GMT

This week we celebrate Damian's birthday while discussing some malodorous political mail, Shawn's car troubles, and getting outsmarted by a baby.

Ep 125 Snowflake Babies

Thu, 10 Oct 2024 10:45:00 GMT

This week we discuss postal peeves, Greek baptism, and solving abortion.

Ep 124 Bombing Efficiently

Thu, 03 Oct 2024 10:45:00 GMT

This week we talk food with some American leftovers in Japan, a chill spot on Shawn's route, and Damian's busy comedy weekend.

Ep 123 Pushing Buttons

Thu, 26 Sep 2024 10:45:00 GMT

In this episode we talk about some of the lighter topics such as genocide, sperm donation, conspiracies, incest, suicide, and comedy.

Ep 122 White Leather Jacket w/ Jesse James Martin

Thu, 19 Sep 2024 10:45:00 GMT

This week we bring on Jesse James Martin to talk about growing up surrounded by comedy, Super Bowl halftime shows, and stealing memories.

Ep 121 G-A-R-B-A-G-E

Thu, 12 Sep 2024 10:45:00 GMT

This week we discuss drama in the music industry, a new Kevin Smith movie, and an indecent proposal.

Ep 120 To Kill A Wookiee

Thu, 05 Sep 2024 10:45:00 GMT

This week we talk about banned books, sheltering your kids, and Jamie Foxx. Then we wax philosophical about our recent shows and teddy bears.

Ep 119 Sweetheart Of The Pod w/ Jackie Benhayon

Thu, 29 Aug 2024 10:45:00 GMT

This week the very funny Jackie Benhayon joins us to discuss her beginnings in sketch comedy and stand up, recognizing old acquaintances (or not), and possibly the greatest video game ever made.

Ep 118 Black Belt Comedy w/ Matt Joseph

Thu, 22 Aug 2024 10:45:00 GMT

This week we bring in local comedian Matt Joseph to talk all about the philosophies of comedy, jiu-jitsu, and hardcore music.

Ep 117 Very Bright, Very Old, & Very White

Thu, 15 Aug 2024 10:45:00 GMT

This week we discuss some postal annoyances, why you should always read the terms and conditions, and an exciting show coming to Broadway. Then Shawn checks out a new mic and Damian does a surprise show.

Ep 116 Earn Your Death

Thu, 08 Aug 2024 10:45:00 GMT

This week we go deep and get philosophical while discussing music, separating art from the artist, and the concept of free will. Then we pole vault into the Olympics and our comedy.

Ep 115 I Said Maybe w/ Lennon Free

Thu, 01 Aug 2024 10:45:00 GMT

This week we host veteran stand up comic Lennon Free to tell us about his beginnings in comedy, the scene in Austin, and the greatest performance of My Sharona ever.

Ep 114 Comedy Is Hard

Thu, 25 Jul 2024 10:45:00 GMT

This week we discuss fast food, the pros and cons of A.I., and our great weekend of shows.

Ep 113 Hit Me With Your Best Shot

Thu, 18 Jul 2024 10:45:00 GMT

This action-packed episode is filled with comedy shows, lost dogs, and fire.

Ep 112 Supermarket Sweep w/ Mike O'Donnell

Thu, 11 Jul 2024 10:45:00 GMT

This week Mike O'Donnell joins us to discuss connecting with the audience, insulting the audience, and controlling the urge to kill.

Follow Mike on Instagram @mikeodcomedy

Ep 111 I Have Questions

Wed, 03 Jul 2024 10:45:00 GMT

This week we talk music, dream dinner dates, and settle the Great Swiss Cheese Debate.

Ep 110 Beacon Of Diversity w/ Karen K

Thu, 27 Jun 2024 10:45:00 GMT

This week Karen K joins us to discuss her start in comedy, life as a public defender, and snow cones.

Ep 109 Cry Me A River

Thu, 20 Jun 2024 10:45:00 GMT

This week we have a comedy-heavy episode where we discuss hosting, improv, and likability.

Ep 108 A Rye For An Eye w/ Andrew Glessner

Thu, 13 Jun 2024 10:45:00 GMT

This week comedian Andrew Glessner joins us to discuss gatekeeping, film making, and the merits of Swiss cheese.

Ep 107 Different Strokes w/ Manny Santiago

Thu, 06 Jun 2024 10:45:00 GMT

This week we bring on Manny Santiago to tell us all about his comedy origin story and his experience being a professional juggler.

Ep 106 Every Crown Has Its Thorn

Thu, 30 May 2024 10:45:00 GMT

This week we talk about fate not allowing Damian to do comedy, and stupidity not allowing Shawn to be good at improv.

Ep 105 9 Guys, A Girl And A Pizza Place

Thu, 23 May 2024 10:45:00 GMT

In this action packed episode we discuss an interesting fetish before talking about our exciting weekend of comedy with a cameo from Kasey Nicholson who gives her account of handling a heckler.

Ep 103 Beta Brain w/ Brandon Koss

Thu, 09 May 2024 10:45:00 GMT

This week Brandon Koss joins us to talk all about comedy, joke writing, and ChatGPT.

Live stream the anniversary Carburetor show on Saturday, May 11 at 8:30pm Eastern Time:

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Ep 102 Girls, Girls, Girls

Thu, 02 May 2024 10:45:00 GMT

This week we talk about the new music we've been listening to before we discuss performing in two comedy competitions over the weekend.

Ep 101 Sand Farmer w/ Jarrod Micale

Thu, 25 Apr 2024 10:45:00 GMT

This week Jarrod Micale joins us to talk comedy, video games, and diversity in the workplace.

Ep 100 Part 2 Don't Want To Be Famous Like Louis w/Andrew Brooks

Thu, 18 Apr 2024 10:45:00 GMT
This week frenemy of the pod Andrew Brooks continues his interrogation of your trusty hosts, and now it's Shawn's turn in the hot seat.

Ep 100 Part 1 The White Whale w/Andrew Brooks

Thu, 11 Apr 2024 10:45:00 GMT
This week we celebrate our 100th episode! Thank you to everyone who has followed us along our journey, we love you and hope you continue to listen!

Ep 99 The Lee Harvey Oswald Of Blues

Thu, 04 Apr 2024 10:45:00 GMT

Before we discuss comedy this week, we talk all about Shawn's car troubles and Damian putting on a tin foil hat.

Ep 98 We Can Only Go Up From Here

Thu, 28 Mar 2024 10:45:00 GMT

This week we talk about the Key Bridge collapse and a local bomb threat (other than our comedy). Then we discuss our recent open mics and the frustrations of crowd participation.

Ep 97 Turn Your Head And Cough

Thu, 21 Mar 2024 10:45:00 GMT

This week we find out if Shawn has prostate cancer, before we have a discussion about comedy and fleeting moments of inspiration.

Ep 96 Deer Christine

Thu, 14 Mar 2024 10:45:00 GMT

This week we write a horror movie while talking about our comedy shows, open mics, and insurance claims.

Ep 95 Open Mic Funeral

Thu, 07 Mar 2024 11:45:00 GMT

This week we ponder the value of art vs. entertainment. Then we talk about Shawn's week full of comedy.

Ep 94 Got Myself A Gun

Thu, 29 Feb 2024 11:45:00 GMT

This week we talk about SNL, comedy culture, and Alabama.

Ep 93 Spread The Ashes

Thu, 22 Feb 2024 11:45:00 GMT

This week we talk about failed car maintenance, Shane Gillis hosting SNL, and forgiveness.

Ep 92 Poopenheimer

Thu, 15 Feb 2024 11:45:00 GMT

This week we discuss the Super Bowl and Usher before talking about Shawn hosting at the Harrisburg Comedy Zone, and Damian getting back on stage.

Ep 91 Baby Got Back

Thu, 08 Feb 2024 11:45:00 GMT

This week we reconnect for our first "solo" episode of the year. We talk about what we've been up to during the break and how we feel about moving forward with comedy.

Ep 90 Kicking A Live Horse w/ Sara Cartwright

Thu, 01 Feb 2024 11:45:00 GMT

This week we have the proud founder of the Lager Laughs open mic Sara Cartwright on the podcast to talk about chickens, comedy, and everything in between.

Ep 89 Back To The Future w/ Marty

Thu, 25 Jan 2024 11:45:00 GMT

This week Marty joins us all the way from Kutztown to nerd out on comedy, positive thinking, and talk "careers".

Ep 88 Taco Water w/ Maalik Stark

Thu, 18 Jan 2024 11:45:00 GMT

This week we have the great and powerful Maalik Stark on the podcast to talk about starting comedy in Alabama, the "M" word and not believing in Ohio.

Ep 87 Goy In The Back w/ Zac Jack

Thu, 11 Jan 2024 11:45:00 GMT

This week we have fellow stand-up and sketch comedian Zac Jack on the podcast to talk all about his ventures in comedy and circumcision.

Ep 86 One Man Civil War w/ Damien Robinson

Thu, 04 Jan 2024 11:45:00 GMT

This week we bring in veteran comedian Damien Robinson to talk about how comedy saved his life, and the comedy scene in central Pennsylvania. Also, Bob Saget and cocaine.

Ep 85 Eat Fresh

Thu, 28 Dec 2023 11:45:00 GMT

This week we discuss leaving snacks for delivery drivers and revenge in the workplace. Then Shawn talks about his recent open mics, and Damian shares a fear about his wife.

Ep 84 The White Nightmare w/ Matt Blank

Thu, 21 Dec 2023 11:45:00 GMT

This week we have Matt Blank on the show to talk about starting comedy during a pandemic and dying on stage, before getting into heavy metal talk.

Ep 83 Food And Whine

Thu, 14 Dec 2023 11:45:00 GMT

This week we talk about our lives going into the holiday season. Then we discuss our future goals with comedy and the podcast, before getting into a heated political debate.

Ep 82 Voluntary Torture

Thu, 07 Dec 2023 11:45:00 GMT

How lucky are the hosts of Attempted Delivery? Find out in this week's episode before we get into a discussion about the philosophy of comedy.

Ep 81 Chopsticks

Thu, 30 Nov 2023 11:45:00 GMT

This week we talk about mail volume going up and comedy going down. Then we discuss dads dating their daughters.

Ep 80 The Deer Hunters

Thu, 23 Nov 2023 11:45:00 GMT

This week we talk all about the comedy battle of Gettysburg, and Shawn and Damian "killing" on the road.

Ep 79 The Road Dogs

Thu, 16 Nov 2023 20:58:30 GMT

Join us on the road to Port Carbon to check out the Lager Laughs open mic at Pep's Pub. Then we talk about the movie The Road Dog, and the concept of "selling out" in comedy.

Ep 78 Crying In The Shower

Thu, 09 Nov 2023 11:45:00 GMT

This week we talk about Shawn's adventures as a book dealer and Damian's baby shower. Then we discuss Shawn hosting a beginner's luck showcase and the crossover between comedy and magic.

Ep 77 We've Got Mail!

Thu, 02 Nov 2023 10:45:00 GMT

This week we finally have fan mail, then we discuss Damian's struggle with his sleep and Shawn struggling with Mexican food. Then we talk comedy and the movie Old Dads.

Ep 76 Spay And Neuter Your Skunks

Thu, 26 Oct 2023 10:45:00 GMT

This week we talk about Damian's skunk problem and Shawn putting the wrong gas in his Mustang. Then we discuss the silver lining of bombing.

Ep 75 The Name Reveal

Thu, 19 Oct 2023 10:45:00 GMT

On this week's episode we finally come up with a name for our fans. Then we talk comedy before moving on to an F/Marry/Kill between burritos, sushi, and pizza.

Ep 74 Fragile Swifties

Thu, 12 Oct 2023 10:45:00 GMT

This week we talk about recent comedy shows, open mics, and the roast of Jackie Benhayon.

Ep 73 9/11 Weather w/ Michael Cee

Thu, 05 Oct 2023 10:45:00 GMT

This week Michael Cee joins us for a deep dive into comedy, his writing process, and how to handle hecklers.

Ep 72 Everybody Gets Touched w/ Kasey Nicholson

Thu, 28 Sep 2023 10:45:00 GMT

This week we have Kasey Nicholson on the podcast to talk about comedy, relationships, and haunted open mics.

Ep 71 Maybe They Do All Look The Same

Thu, 21 Sep 2023 10:45:00 GMT

This week we talk about our hatred of road work and the hypocrisy of some restaurant owners. Then we discuss Shawn hosting his first full weekend of shows, before moving on to one of the most prolific actors of all time.

Ep 67 Plasma Buddies w/ Korey Miller

Thu, 24 Aug 2023 10:45:00 GMT

This week we bring in Coach K. to tell us all about his start in stand up comedy and his experience coaching arena football.

Ep 66 Grandpa Dickensheets

Thu, 17 Aug 2023 10:45:00 GMT

This week we talk about Shawn almost drinking pee, and Damian's first time hosting an open mic. Then Damian presents Shawn with a very special surprise.

Ep 65 #fakejesus

Thu, 10 Aug 2023 10:45:00 GMT

This week we talk about kombucha and internet outrage. Then we talk about the Beginner's Luck Show and Damian's upcoming showcase.

Ep 64 Pontificating w/ Kevin Moran

Thu, 03 Aug 2023 10:45:00 GMT

This week we have fellow comedian Kevin Moran on the podcast to talk all about our writing process and doing comedy in central Pennsylvania.

Ep 63 7 Hours and 10 Years

Thu, 27 Jul 2023 10:45:00 GMT

This week we talk about Damian winning the lottery, and Shawn going to a Nelly concert. Then we discuss seeing Mark Normand at Phantom Power before moving on to the end of our run in Harrisburg's Hilarious comedy competition.

Ep 62 Statute Of Limitations

Thu, 20 Jul 2023 10:45:00 GMT

This week we talk about Damian's house falling apart and Shawn going to a concert in New Jersey. Then we discuss our preparation (or lack thereof) for the semifinals of the Harrisburg's Hilarious comedy competition.

Ep 61 Ha-Ha Harrisburg

Thu, 13 Jul 2023 10:45:00 GMT

This week we discuss performing in front of our biggest crowds yet, and progressing to round two of the Harrisburg's Hilarious comedy competition.

Ep 60 Kyle Shahan Is Garbage

Thu, 06 Jul 2023 10:45:00 GMT

In this super-sized episode Kyle Shahan returns to tell us all about his near-death experience and being detained by the police. We then discuss his experience at an improv show produced by friend of the pod, Brandon Koss, before diving into the local comedy scene and our progress at the open mics.

Ep 59 Like A Hobo I Was Born To Walk Alone

Thu, 29 Jun 2023 10:45:00 GMT

This week we talk about Shawn's first showcase, and Damian's experience with a guitar now selling for $1.3 million.

Ep 58 Cease And Desist, Joe List!

Thu, 22 Jun 2023 10:40:19 GMT

This week we talk about our pending cease and desist order against comedian Joe List. Then we discuss doing a new open mic, Shawn's upcoming showcase, and us entering the Harrisburg's Hilarious comedy competition.

Ep 57 Perot '92 w/ Brandon Koss

Thu, 15 Jun 2023 10:45:07 GMT

This week we have comedian and improviser Brandon Koss on the podcast to talk about the highs and low of comedy, moving from Wisconsin to Pennsylvania, and his many endeavors in stand up and improv.

Check out the Twitch stream for all of the fun Lancaster Improv chaos Brandon described on the pod:

twitch.tv/lancasterimprovplayers

Ep 56 Sexting Chickens

Thu, 08 Jun 2023 10:45:36 GMT

This week we discuss hot rods in York, Damian's confidence on stage, and Shawn's first time hosting an open mic. Then we talk about Wanda Sykes' new special and a new album by Avenged Sevenfold.

Ep 55 When I Was 29 I Got Involved With The Italian Mafia

Thu, 01 Jun 2023 10:45:27 GMT

This week we talk about how despite recent open mic attendance, we are still enjoying stage time. Then we discuss the release of Bert Kreischer's The Machine, and what it could mean for the future of comedy movies.

Ep 54 525,600 Jokes Bombed

Thu, 25 May 2023 10:45:46 GMT

This week we celebrate our 1 year anniversary doing stand up! Then our significant others join us to give their perspective on our journey, as well as shamelessly solicited compliments.

Ep 53 A Tight Five On Six w/ Kyle Neff

Thu, 18 May 2023 03:18:25 GMT

This week we have comedian Kyle Neff on the podcast to talk about joke writing and how to progress in our craft.

Ep 52 I'm Back Bitches!

Thu, 11 May 2023 11:45:36 GMT

This week we talk about Damian's triumphant return to the stage and the contrast between Shawn's last two sets. Then we discuss the Super Mario Bros. movie and tropes in film.

Ep 51 "One Large Belly Button"

Thu, 04 May 2023 11:45:16 GMT

This week we have an update to a story from way back on episode 15, and we discuss our week. Then we talk about how the same material can have different responses and the lack of importance of comedy criticism.

Ep 50 Mötley Crüe's 5th Member

Thu, 27 Apr 2023 11:45:26 GMT

This week we talk about Damian's spiritual week, and Shawn's degenerate one. Then we discuss joke writing and various drama in the music industry. Also... Metallica.

Ep 49 Gala-vamping

Thu, 20 Apr 2023 11:45:32 GMT

This week we discuss our weekend, with Shawn going to a gala and Damian stabbing his wife. Then we talk about watching our friend Audrie Marsh film her special, and the roasts of Erick and Bert.

Ep 48 Attempted Delivery Superstar

Thu, 13 Apr 2023 11:45:23 GMT

This week we give some shout-outs and talk about Shawn's recent open mics. Then we celebrate Easter and talk all about Jesus Christ Superstar.

Here is the link where you can get tickets for Audrie Marsh's live comedy special taping:

https://www.eventbrite.com/e/audrie-marsh-live-comedy-taping-tickets-542932554887

If you're in the central PA area or will be on April 16 you should definitely go, but even if you're not and still want to support one of our comedy Jedi masters as well as a good cause, buy tickets!!!

Ep 47 Welcome Rivalz

Thu, 06 Apr 2023 11:45:45 GMT

This week we discuss the obvious topic flooding the news. Then we talk about Shawn's random decrease in confidence on stage and Damian's thoughts on potentially becoming a parent.

Ep 46 A Thousand Years

Thu, 30 Mar 2023 11:45:57 GMT

This week we talk about flags at half mast and controversies with the statue of David. Then we discuss open mics and music.

Here is the link where you can get tickets for Audrie Marsh's live comedy special taping:

https://www.eventbrite.com/e/audrie-marsh-live-comedy-taping-tickets-542932554887

If you're in the central PA area or will be on April 16 you should definitely go, but even if you're not and still want to support one of our comedy Jedi masters as well as a good cause, buy tickets!!!

Ep 45 Seven Minutes In Heaven

Thu, 23 Mar 2023 02:17:50 GMT

This week we talk about the Beginner's Luck showcase at Phantom Power, our first taste of performing at a real comedy show. Also, burritos.

Ep 44 Classic Rock

Sun, 19 Mar 2023 00:59:24 GMT

We apologize to our Apple Podcast listeners, as this episode was scheduled to launch at our normally scheduled time, 7:45am Thursday. This was the first episode launching with an ad break, which is appropriately named as it either BROKE Apple or Spotify. But we retried without the ad break and SUCCESS! So be thankful and listen, as we forfeit at least $1.38 to bring you this episode.

This week we discuss an upcoming milestone in our journey, how we're feeling about our comedy, and Chris Rock's Selective Outrage.

Ep 43 Comedialyte w/ Kyle Ziegler

Thu, 09 Mar 2023 12:45:41 GMT

This week we have with us one of our top five Kyles from the POV open mic. Kyle Ziegler joins us with his comedy history, how to learn from bombing, and doing comedy in fourteen different states.

Ep 42 Gaining Con-Fidance

Thu, 02 Mar 2023 12:45:02 GMT

This week we're both back on stage and feeling good about it. We talk about our recent sets, how our confidence has improved over the past year, and our thoughts about roast comedy.

Ep 41 Jim Jefferies Goes Hard On Greta

Thu, 23 Feb 2023 12:45:31 GMT

This week we talk about Shawn's forced break from comedy, Damian working on his performance, and our general stage presence. Then we discuss some recent comedy specials and the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame.

Ep 40 You're So Vain w/ Jarrod Micale

Thu, 16 Feb 2023 12:45:56 GMT

This week it's our turn to host comedian and host of our very first open mic, Jarrod Micale. We talk about the local scene, comedy during the pandemic, and how to bomb gracefully.

Ep 39 You Can't Kill 'Em All

Thu, 09 Feb 2023 12:45:27 GMT

This week we're forced to do our job and record without a guest. We talk about a local comedy showcase featuring friends, go in depth about our recent performances, and discuss a couple new songs from the band that shall not be named.

Ep 38 Sausage Party w/ Audrie Marsh

Thu, 02 Feb 2023 12:45:08 GMT

This week we bring in a veteran of the Lancaster comedy scene and host of our usual open mic. We discuss her experience in the world of comedy, and get some helpful advice.

Ep 37 Too Cool For School w/ Elliott Gottloeb

Thu, 26 Jan 2023 12:45:28 GMT

This week we have a fellow newbie on the podcast. We talk about his origin story, trying to make his parents laugh, and transitioning from commanding a room full of students to one full of strangers.

Ep 36 Obsessive Comedy Disorder w/ Tyler Wegert

Thu, 19 Jan 2023 12:45:09 GMT

This week we welcome Tyler Wegert to the podcast to discuss comedy and its effects on mental health, both positive and negative.

Check out Tyler and The Pink Hoodie Podcast:

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-pink-hoodie-podcast-with-tyler-wegert/id1548781684

https://www.instagram.com/pinkhoodiepodcast/?hl=en

https://www.amazon.com/Pink-Hoodie-Podcast-Tyler-Wegert/dp/B08JJT4MGD

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPSgIqHZUN3HUmigx7brYmQ

Ep 35 Ride The Laughter

Thu, 12 Jan 2023 12:45:15 GMT

This week we talk about some controversy in the NFL, then move on to an in depth discussion about the state of our comedy and our goals moving forward.

Ep 34 Cheers To CBS!

Thu, 05 Jan 2023 12:45:33 GMT

This week we talk about boycotting CBS and the problem with a certain documentary. Then we move on to discuss an upcoming comedy tour and Shawn bombing at recent open mics.

Ep 33 We Two Have Paddled In The Stream

Thu, 29 Dec 2022 12:45:33 GMT

After discussing finally getting back on stage, we reflect on our first year in comedy and podcasting while setting goals for 2023.

Ep 32 The Christmas Special

Thu, 22 Dec 2022 12:45:37 GMT

This week for the holidays we are at each other's throats over our favorite (and least favorite) holiday music and films. Happy Xmas...the war is not over!

Ep 31 Did Jay Leno Steal Richard Pryor's Bit?

Thu, 15 Dec 2022 12:45:29 GMT

This week we discuss our lack of comedy and free time. Then we move on to the reduced nicotine content of cigarettes, Elon and Chappelle, Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn, and how little we understand the FTX crypto scandal.

Ep 30 Genius Is The New Special

Thu, 08 Dec 2022 12:45:44 GMT

This week we talk about more successful comedians and the evolution of comedy specials. Then we discuss some new movies, music, and the silliness of award shows.

Ep 29 Love And Marriage w/ Andrew Brooks

Thu, 01 Dec 2022 12:45:14 GMT

This week we welcome our second guest, Andrew Brooks, to the podcast. After some technical difficulties (see bonus episode) we start over and have a fun and thoughtful conversation about comedy, relationships, and film. Check out Andrew's podcast, Alphabet Soup wherever you get podcasts:

https://open.spotify.com/show/1jZkjzXazUif71QNMDA7hy

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/alphabet-soup/id1634293751

Ep 28 Burning Down The House

Wed, 23 Nov 2022 12:45:04 GMT

In this early Thanksgiving episode we talk about Taylor Swift breaking Ticketmaster. Then we discuss feeling more comfortable on stage, and a tragic experience that Shawn now shares with Doug Stanhope.

Ep 27 Of Melons And Monologues

Thu, 17 Nov 2022 12:45:51 GMT

This week we talk about having unfair disdain for people solely based on geography. Then we discuss a shift in our approach to open mics before moving on to the passing of Gallagher and Chappelle's latest SNL monologue.

Ep 26 Head Trauma w/ Kyle Shahan

Thu, 10 Nov 2022 12:45:54 GMT

This week we welcome our very first guest! It's our turn to host comedian Kyle Shahan, who has hosted many of the open mics we've covered on the podcast. Together we discuss Shawn's recent skateboarding injury and ponder our comedy experience thus far.

Ep 25 Star Power

Thu, 03 Nov 2022 11:45:52 GMT

This week we talk about the random violence directed at Keanu Reeves and other news in film. Then we discuss Shawn's last two open mics, and how to get more comfortable on stage.

Ep 24 Just Another Boring Episode

Thu, 27 Oct 2022 11:45:26 GMT

This week we discuss an exciting new milestone in our podcast career. Then we recap open mics and talk about the process of learning to bomb.

Ep 23 Let Villains Do Villain Sh*t

Thu, 20 Oct 2022 11:30:24 GMT

This week we talk about a Halloween showcase, our recent bombs, and then discuss weak journalism and loyalty between music fan bases.

Ep 22 Wolf Man's Got Nards?!

Thu, 13 Oct 2022 11:30:38 GMT

This week we talk about Damian's return to the stage, Shawn's musical revelation, and our top five movies for the Halloween season.

Ep 21 Nyquil Chicken

Thu, 06 Oct 2022 12:00:42 GMT

This week Shawn and Damian give their respective updates on open mics and fertility treatments, then move on to Kanye's latest shenanigans, Amazon propaganda, and a tasty new internet recipe.

Ep 20 I Pray To Joe Pesci

Thu, 29 Sep 2022 22:05:37 GMT

This week Damian recounts harrowing tales of water bills and heavy winds, while Shawn tells of a dog's brush with death and a few more open mics. Then we discuss the generational gap defined by how one knows of Joe Pesci.

Ep 19 "Insert Clever Title Here"

Thu, 22 Sep 2022 21:10:28 GMT

This week we ponder Damian's disappointing sushi experience, Shawn's continued open mic performances, and Jo Koy's new Netflix special.

Ep 18 Tossed Salads And Scrambled Eggs... I Prefer Syrup!

Thu, 15 Sep 2022 22:37:17 GMT

This week we dive into another Chris Rock "non-troversy" and Shawn's solo trip to the open mic during Damian's temporary hiatus. Then we discuss a potential Frasier reboot, a new comedy special from Sam Morril, and religious outrage at Little Demon.

Ep 17 Yo, Shut The Fu@k Up!

Thu, 08 Sep 2022 21:48:10 GMT

This week we discuss two recent open mic performances, comedy audience etiquette, and one of Damian's guitar heroes appearing on Rogan.

Ep 16 Sushi And Sa-Shame-Me

Thu, 01 Sep 2022 23:31:53 GMT

This week we share a couple more of our own clips and discuss the jokes, reveal some embarrassing stories, and contemplate the Mandela Effect.

Ep 15 Break A Leg... And Buy A New One

Thu, 25 Aug 2022 22:35:46 GMT

Before heading to a new open mic, we discuss a different kind of Attempted Delivery in our very own state of Pennsylvania, and the probable short life of skateboarding in the Olympics.

Ep 14 Keep Your Rabbit In Your Pants

Fri, 19 Aug 2022 00:41:50 GMT

We discuss a controversial Scottish comedian, Louis C.K.'s movie, Tim Dillon's new special, and a Cleveland Browns' not-so-happy ending.

Ep 13 Have A Fantastic Evening

Fri, 12 Aug 2022 02:51:35 GMT

We didn't bomb! This week we discuss a surprisingly comfortable open mic and a local death metal show featuring one of Damian's former bandmates.

Ep 12 Hasselhoff Status

Fri, 05 Aug 2022 01:45:24 GMT

In this episode we discuss this week's open mic and how we're feeling about our journey. Then we move on to the recent controversies surrounding Dane Cook, Beyonce, and the "reunion" of Pantera.

Ep 11 Sorry Not Sorry?

Sat, 30 Jul 2022 00:25:51 GMT

This week we discuss apologizing for jokes. Then we talk about a famous local band, a recent comedy special, and a new Netflix series that is bound to fail.

Ep 10 Two Guys, One Bowl

Fri, 22 Jul 2022 02:07:43 GMT

In this episode we touch on why we don't talk about work, reaching a new stage in our relationship, and coming out as comedians. Then we move on to discuss the many recently dropped comedy specials.

Ep 9 Chasing The Dream

Fri, 15 Jul 2022 02:04:17 GMT

We review another open mic set, break down a few more jokes, and discuss seeking validation while remaining steadfast in our journey.

Ep 8 Woe V. Stage

Fri, 08 Jul 2022 02:17:21 GMT

Happy Independence Day! Monday was the 4th of July so no open mic this week. Instead, we go back and listen to clips from previous sets and dissect what went right or wrong, and discuss how we can improve going forward.

Ep 7 The Silence Of The Fans

Fri, 01 Jul 2022 01:07:06 GMT

After a Covid hiatus, the guys talk about their third open mic set. They then go on to discuss the budding music career of John Hinckley Jr. as well as Mel Brooks and History of the World Part II.

Ep 6 Memorial Day Bombing

Fri, 17 Jun 2022 01:54:27 GMT

The guys talk about the tragic events of Memorial Day, their second open mic and how they can improve, and then move on to discuss some recent comedy specials.

Ep 5 Panic! At The Open Mic

Fri, 17 Jun 2022 01:53:06 GMT

IT'S HERE!!! The guys discuss the experience of their very first open mic, how they feel about their performances in hindsight, and what they hope to accomplish moving forward.

Ep 4 Or Get Off The Pot

Fri, 17 Jun 2022 01:51:11 GMT

Shawn and Damian discuss their self-inflicted pressure of the upcoming open mic, news of Norm Macdonald's posthumous special, Netflix, and the current state of business in comedy and music.

Ep 3 Knock Knock

Fri, 17 Jun 2022 01:49:20 GMT

The guys begin with a Baltimore landmark, then discuss the recent Chappelle controversy, going to watch another open mic, the preparation of their own material, and different styles of comedy.

Ep 2 Let Sleeping Dogs Lie

Fri, 17 Jun 2022 01:46:27 GMT

With introductions out of the way, Shawn and Damian discuss watching a local open mic comedy night. They then move on to talk about the writing process and how they plan to prepare for their own comedy venture.

Ep 1 Getting To Know You

Fri, 17 Jun 2022 01:05:29 GMT

Welcome to the podcast! In the very first episode, Shawn and Damian discuss how they became fans of stand-up comedy, and why they think they're funny enough to try it for themselves.

Bonus Episode - The Attempted Hoodie Crossover Podcast w/ Tyler Wegert & Jarrod Micale

Sun, 25 Jun 2023 21:09:02 GMT
Here's a little bonus episode, just a fun conversation we had with Tyler Wegert of The Pink Hoodie Podcast and fellow comedian Jarrod Micale.

Bonus Episode - Attempted Delivery on the United We Scan Podcast

Thu, 04 May 2023 02:06:50 GMT

This bonus episode is our appearance on the United We Scan Podcast.

Bonus Episode w/ Andrew Brooks

Thu, 01 Dec 2022 12:44:59 GMT

This was our first pass at an episode with our second guest, Andrew Brooks. Unfortunately, due to Damian being a dumbass, Shawn's audio track was not recorded so he is only heard through the other two mics, making him hard to hear. We still wanted to include the episode, as it was a good conversation, but if you find it difficult to listen just skip to episode 29 where we recorded another episode with all audio intact.

Ep 104 How Do You Like Them Apples?

Thu, 16 May 2024 10:45:00 GMT

This week we discuss our own comedy before talking about the Tom Brady roast.