Topics discussed:

• The most underrated Greek god.
• Caraden tries to wrangle Linden's emotional state.
• Which of Heracles Labours do you think you could do?
• Linden is really horny for Zeus, like REALLY horny.
• Ancient Greeks hated women (and so does God of War).
• A guy with a hundred hands? Sounds hot.
• Linden impressively passes Caraden's Zeus quiz.

Linden didn't have a movie recommendation this week.

Caraden's movie recommendation this week is the film Gladiator (2000).

This week's Cancelled Celebrity Deathmatch: Zeus VS Typhon.

Ending song is December Eyeliner by My Neighbour Totodile.

Topics discussed:

• Linden criticises Caraden's consumption of media.
• Something about the flaps on zeppelins.
• Why don't aliens like us?
• Complaining about the PS5.
• Caraden is sleepy.
• Linden has to pee.
• If ninjas were tigers and lions were samurai, what are we even talking about?

Linden's movie recommendation this week is Season of the Witch (1973)

Caraden's movie recommendation this week is the film Gladiator (2000).

This week's Cancelled Celebrity Deathmatch: Jon Blow VS Julian Cordero.

Ending song is December Eyeliner by My Neighbour Totodile.

Topics discussed:

• How great Hever Castle is.
• Friday 13th rituals to help improve your life!
• Employee Assistance programs refuse to give employees assistance.
• A special guest has to poop!
• Ill advised pushup contest between brothers.
• Who would you take on a desert island who can hang and also wouldn't eat you.
• Fascismwatch: it's still happening.
• Who is the most romantic tube station to go on a date with?
• How do Atlantians read?
• Linden is not allowed to play DQ3 on Gameboy Color while recording :(
• What D&D (or Morrowind) class would you be?
• Robin Hobb's Ship of Magic made me want to marry a boat.

Linden's movie recommendation this week is About a Place in the Kinki Region (2025).

Caraden's movie recommendation this week is the film Gladiator (2000).

This week's Cancelled Celebrity Deathmatch: Martha Stewart VS Jimmy Carr.

Ending song is December Eyeliner by My Neighbour Totodile.

Topics discussed:

• Surprise new My Chemical Romance album.
• Caraden talks about boring space mumbo-jumbo.
• How many eggs can you fit in your mouth?
• Justice Smith appreciation.
• The successor to Vape.
• Who is the most powerful ghost?
• Little Miss Sunshine is 20.
• Which vegetable is sexiest?

Tarot draw for this week: Ace of Pentacles and reversed Queen of Wands, indicating a divine gift and chaos.

Linden's movie recommendation this week is Boy (2010).

Caraden's movie recommendation this week is the film Gladiator (2000).

This week's Cancelled Celebrity Deathmatch: Timothy Busfield VS Jackey Vinson.

Ending song is December Eyeliner by My Neighbour Totodile.

Topics discussed:

* Should you leave your dentist who does a bad job but is funny?

* Caraden lists all the presidents he can in 90 seconds.

* Caraden’s Pedantic and/or Obscure Fact of the Week

* Minnesota VS ICE shoutouts

* How do you read?

* The best way to play strategy games (is with a drawing tablet display monitor)

* Tarot draw for the week is strong and powerful and possibly misguided

* Is Tails gay?


Linden's movie recommendation this week is Freaky Tales (2024).

Caraden's movie recommendation this week is the film Gladiator (2000).

This week's Cancelled Celebrity Deathmatch: Bean Dad VS Boston Slide Cop.

Ending song is December Eyeliner by My Neighbour Totodile.

Topics discussed:

• When do the seasons start?
• Why is it called the Poop Deck?
• Yoshi bites his toenails.
• Boy games.

Linden's movie recommendation this week is Incident at Loch Ness (2004).

Caraden's movie recommendation this week is the film Gladiator (2000).

This week's Cancelled Celebrity Deathmatch: Nick Nolte VS Gary Busey.

Topics discussed:

• Futurewatch: every year we stray further and further from Back to the Future Part 2.
• The Bell Riots (2023) and the Irish Reunification of 2024.
• Modding a Gameboy Colour on new year's eve during a party.
• The Golden Brothers awards.
• An ostensibly fun fact about religious hats?

Linden's movie recommendation this week is Sinners (2025).

Caraden's movie recommendation this week is the film Gladiator (2000).

SPOILERS FOR THE YEAR LIST I GUESS:

Movie or TV brothers of the year 2025: Smoke and Stack from Sinners.

Resturant of the year 2025: Al Polo Nord gellato place.

Movie of the year 2025: Guillermo Del Toro's Frankenstein.

Album of the year 2025: Manual Breathing by The Smoking Room.

GOTY 2025: Morrowind.

Friend of the year: Linden (well done linden!!! honorable mentions K and Sophie and Ali and May. also caraden:))

This week's Cancelled Celebrity Deathmatch: Roman Polanski VS Woody Allen.

Topics discussed:

• How would you eat a dog?
• Should Linden get a Steam Deck?
• Why dogs don't sweat.
• What is a factoid?
• Why is it so hard to make things?
• What is pea & ham in songwriting?

Linden's movie recommendation this week is Knight Riders (1981).

Caraden's movie recommendation this week is the film Gladiator (2000).

This week's Cancelled Celebrity Deathmatch: Neil Druckman VS Sean Baker.

Topics discussed:

• The stupidest thing you've ever said in class before.
• What actually constitutes a fun fact.
• Emails are still really hard.
• NEW SEGMENT: Linden's Stupid Questions Corner -- something about ancient Greece and Rome? I don't know honestly most of this episode is about Linden being stupid in a variety of ways.
• Why oranges aren't actually real.
• Caraden quizzes Linden about geography and he loses spectacularly.

Linden's movie recommendation this week is The Devils (1971).

Caraden's movie recommendation this week is the film Gladiator (1999).

This week's Cancelled Celebrity Deathmatch: Michael Fassbender VS Jared Leto.

Topics discussed:

• Caraden's friend Shmit.
• The awesome game Kraken Hunters we invented but is too dangerous to actually play.
• Netflix's aquisition of Warner Bros and why this sucks and Caraden is cancelling his Netflix subscription (and also because they're getting rid of DS9)
• Emails are really hard.
• Linden quizzes Caraden about video games and he loses spectacularly.

Linden's movie recommendation this week is Once Were Warriors (1994).

Caraden's movie recommendation this week is the film Gladiator (1999).

This week's Cancelled Celebrity Deathmatch: Jackie Chan VS Jean Claude Van Dame.

Bonus Cancelled Celebrity Deathmatch: Roseanne Barr VS Kelsey Grammer.

• The US striking a Venezuelan ship and killing 11 people, which is either a war crime or a regular crime
• The movies Gladiator and Terrified (2017)
• What the game of the year is and which one it is (it's Morrowind)
• Quentin Tarantino sucks and why
• Linden is very stupid and confuses Milo Yanopololosis and Yanis Varoufakis
• Graduation

Cancelled Celebrity Deathmatch: Jeffree Star VS James Charles

TOPICS DISCUSSED:

• the creeping spread of fascism
• mount and blade: bannerlord war sails
• The Zone of Interest
• the chancellor's budget 2025
• IT'S BRO DAY TODAY!!! HAPPY BRO DAY, US!!!!