2 Dumb For This

April Fools, Near Death Poops & The Beef Line Goes Off the Rails

Wed, 08 Apr 2026 13:00:00 GMT

This week on 2 Dumb For This, Jesse starts the show with a pregnancy announcement (don’t worry… it’s April Fools), and things immediately spiral from there.

We cover:

Why corporate April Fools jokes are painfully unfunny
Jesse’s near-death vomiting saga
Trenton’s once-in-a-lifetime, life-altering bathroom experience
The harsh truth: everything good eventually gets worse
What we’d do with $100 million (spoiler: helicopters, cults, and Merlin’s Revenge)

Then… we unleash the Beef Line — and it absolutely delivers. Unhinged callers. Questionable life choices. Pure chaos.

Plus:

New original songs: Feel Weird About the Circus Now, and Nana Is a Squirter
A serious debate: million dollars… or six hours with Salma Hayek?

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We Were TERRIFIED as Kids… (Ghosts, Worms & Tapeworm Panic)

Wed, 25 Mar 2026 13:00:00 GMT

This episode goes completely off the rails… fast.

We’re talking childhood fears, tapeworm paranoia, haunted houses, creepy footsteps, and the kind of stuff that kept us up at night for years. Plus:

Real ghost stories (or are they?)
The weird things we believed as kids
Why fear might actually make a comeback on this show
And somehow… it turns into a conversation about survival, Vikings, and street life

Also: 🎵 New songs 📞 Beef Line call 💀 One of us almost dies (maybe)

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We Tried to Fix the Show… It Got Worse

Wed, 18 Mar 2026 14:13:42 GMT

The Beef Line is officially back… and things immediately spiral.

This week on 2 Dumb For This:

Trenton records from what may or may not be a gay nightclub
Jesse gets mistaken for a 50+ singles event attendee
The circus debate turns into a full-blown war
Vomiting stories you didn’t ask for (but now you have)
We break down why conflict = views
And somehow end up planning a live show at the Stiefel (??)

Plus: new songs, bad ideas, and even worse execution.

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Gen Z Stare, AI Glasses Watching You Poop, & The Worst Phone Number Ever

Wed, 11 Mar 2026 13:00:00 GMT

Jesse and Trenton return with another chaotic episode of Two Dumb For This.

This week they cover everything from Trenton’s legendary 10-beer birthday episode aftermath to the mysterious “Gen Z Stare” that’s taking over customer service. Jesse shares a bizarre experience at a fully automated restaurant, the guys debate whether technology actually made life worse, and they discover their brand-new call-in number unfortunately spells “JSTL.”

Things get even stranger when they learn about Meta’s AI glasses.

Also in this episode:

• The return of the Beef Line (sort of) • The worst phone number branding in podcast history • Why fast food ordering is becoming a nightmare • The dream we were promised (sex robots) vs the reality we got (spam email) • Trenton’s bus-driver flirtation stories • New Too Dumb For This songs including “That Juicy Bird” and “I’m Pregnant (JK Unless)”

Plus the guys announce new ways fans can join the show live and interact with them.

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10 Beers. 2 Hours. 1 Man.

Wed, 04 Mar 2026 14:00:00 GMT

It’s Trenton’s birthday episode and things get weird fast.

Jesse shows up in a Birthday Girl hat, Trenton breaks his 8-month sobriety streak with a stack of Miller High Life, and the conversation spirals into:

The reality of turning 46
Why ticket prices are completely insane
The rise and fall of Singapore as our #1 listener city
Whether AI is about to destroy humanity
The economics of the Boner Club
Why arcades were better in the 90s

Plus we debut two brand new songs:

🎵 “Accidental Sperm” 🎵 “Two Wongs Don’t Make It Right (Vasovagal Syncope)”

And yes… the Wong brothers pass out.

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I Banged Them All, Costco Hot Dogs, & The Song That Might End Us

Wed, 25 Feb 2026 14:00:00 GMT

In this episode of 2 Dumb For This, Jesse and Trenton absolutely spiral.

What starts as back scratchers and Costco talk somehow turns into:

Trenton’s 85-pound weight loss (not AIDS, probably)
Blood oranges and viral social media panic
Vegan candy inflation and Whole Foods economics
Costco hot dogs vs. IKEA meatballs
The Seattle PD refusing to reopen the Kurt Cobain case
Conspiracy podcasts, aliens, JFK, and secret societies
Potential sponsors (Klear Protein, we’re ready)
The Boner Club expansion strategy
Spotify algorithm wins (6+ streams per listener 👀)
A new song that might actually get radio play
And another new song that might be problematic

You’ll also hear:

“Someone Pussy Be Stinkin'”
A brand-new indie banger: “I Banged 'Em All”
A surprise track reveal that leaves Jesse speechless

Is this the episode where we tighten up the show… or the one that gets us banned?

Only one way to find out.

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Cucumber Fork & Olympic Horniness

Wed, 18 Feb 2026 14:00:00 GMT

This week on 2 Dumb For This, Trenton unveils his giant piece of art (it may or may not be straight), we debate which Olympic sport produces the most “talented” athletes, and somehow end up discussing armpit hair, streaming greed, and whether curlers have day jobs.

We spiral into:

The 2028 LA Olympics and pole vault fantasies
Why every streaming service is robbing us
The economics of the Boner Club
Underarm hair discourse (it gets heated)
A traumatic camping memory
And two brand new songs: “We Met in the Middle” and the Broadway disasterpiece “Stuck Up In There”

Plus: cucumber fork. You’ll understand when you get there.

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From Mario to Minecraft: Aging, Arcades, and Absolute Nonsense

Wed, 11 Feb 2026 13:30:00 GMT

This week on 2 Dumb For This, Jesse and Trenton accidentally prove that they are officially old.

What starts as a discussion about Trenton’s very real, definitely-not-fake library spirals into a full-blown takedown of modern video games, modern arcades, modern prices, modern cars, modern everything—and yes, Zuckerberg still somehow catches shit.

Along the way, the guys cover:

Why Nintendo, Sega, and pinball machines were the peak of human innovation
The tragedy of digital arcade tickets and rigged claw machines
Parenting in the age of Minecraft (offline only, no touchers)
Gas used to cost three dollars total
Why arcades are just casinos for children now
A future dream of opening an ‘80s arcade/pizza palace called Merlin’s Revenge
Jesse’s plan to flood the internet with absolute garbage until something hits
New songs, new shorts, new nonsense—quantity AND quality

Plus: updates on new music, the Boner Club economy, and why we should never be allowed to operate heavy machinery.

🎵 Songs featured in this episode:

“Double Wide on Vine”
“Miner Lovers”

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The Wolf Boy Story (Plus New Songs & Bad Decisions)

Wed, 04 Feb 2026 13:00:00 GMT

In this episode of 2 Dumb For This, Jesse and Trenton tell the full, true story of Wolf Boy — a bizarre Midwest legend involving abandoned farm buildings, late-night fear, snapped trees, and a figure that should not have been there.

Along the way, the guys talk flu recovery, growing up bored in the middle of nowhere, why the ’90s were unhinged, and how all of this somehow turned into releasing new songs every week. Plus: Boner Club updates, listener growth (shoutout Singapore), and the origin story behind the song “Wolf Boy.”

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The Super Flu, AI Songwriters, and the Boner Club

Wed, 28 Jan 2026 13:00:00 GMT

This week on 2 Dumb For This, Jesse records while deep in the trenches of the Super Flu —feverish, medicated, and dangerously honest—while Trenton remains frustratingly healthy.

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What starts as a conversation about AI songwriting credits quickly spirals into:

Writing hit songs while delirious
Whether AI deserves a Nashville co-write
The return of 2020 vibes (nobody asked for this)
The economics of sugar-cane straws and Tylenol
And an absolutely irresponsible number of song premieres

We debut multiple original songs, including:

Perfect Girl
Witch Doctor Will
The Jerk-Off Bandit
Why Are You Gonorrhea
Swingers
We Met in the Middle

Somehow, these songs are genuinely good, which honestly makes the whole thing worse.

There’s talk of yacht rock playlists, international listeners in Singapore, the Boner Club (formerly… something else), and the terrifying realization that these songs might get playlisted next to real artists.

It’s messy. It’s sick. It’s loud. And it might be the most productive episode we’ve ever done.

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We Accidentally Became a Band Again

Wed, 21 Jan 2026 21:02:46 GMT

We’re officially back.

This is our Elvis ‘68 moment - except with worse judgment, more original songs, and absolutely no plan.

We talk about:

Reviving the show (and why changing the name was a terrible idea)
Flooding the internet with classic episodes
Accidentally becoming a band again
Writing and premiering brand-new original songs on the podcast
Why modern tech is just subscriptions and upsells in a trench coat
Parenting, theater kids, flu season, and emotional damage
The creative joy of making things purely to make each other laugh

And yes… we debut multiple songs you will not hear anywhere else:

Sex Unto Thee
Stuck
That Juicy Bird
Accidental Sperm

No label. No rules. No dignity.

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the 2026 comeback special | 2 Dumb For This

Fri, 16 Jan 2026 07:57:45 GMT

We're back, baby! And we're better than ever. Please enjoy the first episode of the brand new 2 Dumb For This show!

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Classic: the last boner show | 2 Dumb For This

Fri, 16 Jan 2026 03:42:10 GMT

Here's one from the vault! It's a classic episode of the 2 Dumb For This show!

Originally published August 24, 2020.

2 Dumb For This

April Fools, Near Death Poops & The Beef Line Goes Off the Rails

We Were TERRIFIED as Kids… (Ghosts, Worms & Tapeworm Panic)

We Tried to Fix the Show… It Got Worse

Gen Z Stare, AI Glasses Watching You Poop, & The Worst Phone Number Ever

10 Beers. 2 Hours. 1 Man.

I Banged Them All, Costco Hot Dogs, & The Song That Might End Us

Cucumber Fork & Olympic Horniness

From Mario to Minecraft: Aging, Arcades, and Absolute Nonsense

The Wolf Boy Story (Plus New Songs & Bad Decisions)

The Super Flu, AI Songwriters, and the Boner Club

We Accidentally Became a Band Again

the 2026 comeback special | 2 Dumb For This

Classic: the last boner show | 2 Dumb For This

Classic: the final classic episode | 2 Dumb For This

Classic: Boner Show 1 (Premium Only) | 2 Dumb For This

Classic: Best of 21 Hump Street | 2 Dumb For This

Classic: the 4am show (part 3) | 2 Dumb For This

Classic: the 4am show (part 2) someone shit on a plate and now we're here | 2 Dumb For This

Classic: the 4am show (part 1) there's something about the way she speaks | 2 Dumb For This

Classic: ol' fish wiener | 2 Dumb For This

Classic: lockdown baby the 2020 comeback special | 2 Dumb For This

Classic: we hang with Ari 'the sperminator' Nagel | 2 Dumb For This

Classic: we hang with Dusty Slay | 2 Dumb For This

Classic: we hang with Maddie Ross | 2 Dumb For This

Classic: we pussed out behind the scenes | 2 Dumb For This

Classic: we hang with scary stories doc producer and director Cody Meirick | 2 Dumb For This

Classic: we hang with Jesse Jane | 2 Dumb For This

Classic: those thumbs tho (best of) | 2 Dumb For This

Classic: we hang with The Suitcase Junket | 2 Dumb For This

Classic: we hang with Kevin McDonald from the Kids in the Hall | 2 Dumb For This

Classic: we hang with The Velocipastor Brendan Steere and Stars Greg Cohan and Alyssa Kempinski | 2 Dumb For This

Classic: we got stood up and Welldagum surprises the show | 2 Dumb For This

Classic: we hang with Ashley Resch | 2 Dumb For This

Classic: we hang with Natalie and Dave Sideserf from Sideserf Cake Studio | 2 Dumb For This

Classic: Jesse's family in studio (part 2) | 2 Dumb For This

Classic: Jesse's family in studio (part 1) | 2 Dumb For This

Classic: we hang with Tracy Pereira | 2 Dumb For This

Classic: we hang with Mike Bocchetti | 2 Dumb For This

Classic: brackle dackle | 2 Dumb For This

Classic: everyone should watch abducted in plain site | 2 Dumb For This

Classic: Trenton's super happy magic birthday xxxtravanganza | 2 Dumb For This

Classic: vajazzle your beard | 2 Dumb For This

Classic: 21 hump street | 2 Dumb For This

Classic: people under the leather daddy (Best of) | 2 Dumb For This

Classic: you smell like prestige and semen | 2 Dumb For This

Classic: Thanksgiving Special (Part 2) | 2 Dumb For This

Classic: Thanksgiving Special (Part 1) | 2 Dumb For This

Classic: Jesse is turning into a lady | 2 Dumb For This

Classic: Introducing Iron Hole | 2 Dumb For This

Classic (Best of): Weddings, Superheroes, and Shorts | 2 Dumb For This

Classic: Take Your Dum Dums and Shove 'em Up Your Bum Bum | 2 Dumb For This

Classic: Huge Fireman's Hose, the Lottery and the Fatberg | 2 Dumb For This

Classic: Don't Ever Put Your Mouth on a Gloryhole | 2 Dumb For This

Classic: Call Our New Studio Line | 2 Dumb For This

Classic: Natural Disasters, Bert & Ernie, and Swedish Metal Aid

Classic: Soaked From the Bone | 2 Dumb For This

Classic: Do You Toss the Salads Yourself | 2 Dumb For This

Classic: 2 Swingin' For This | 2 Dumb For This

Classic: AI Sexbots, Face Transplants, and Someone Pooped in the Bed | 2 Dumb For This

Classic: Wet Toilet Paper Makes Me Dry Heave | Special Anniversary Edition | 2 Dumb For This

Classic: Pork 'n Puddin' | 2 Dumb For This

Smashing Pumpkins, Gag Reflexes, and Unwanted Boners

Classic: Cocksmetics, Rad, and the Last Blockbuster | 2 Dumb For This

Classic: Birthdays, Cosplay, and Life After Death | 2 Dumb For This

Classic: Ignore The First Three Episodes | 2 Dumb For This

Classic: Havin' a Roni | 2 Dumb For This

Classic: New Intro Music and Other Super Important Things | 2 Dumb For This

Classic: The Pilot | 2 Dumb For This

Classic: Boobs vs Butts | 2 Dumb For This