Have your face immortalized on a dollar bill Or Always have kids listen to you? Is it better to go with your gut or think things through when making big decisions? Punch an old woman in the  face as hard as you can for no reason Or have to pick up chain smoking??

5 frogs are sitting on a log and one of them thinks about jumping off. How many frogs are left? My question to you at the end of this season of 1000 Crazy Questions.

How does laughter affect our mental and physical health? Only be able to talk when your dominatrix says so Vs. Have terrible gas every time you become happy??

All these Hi-larities and more in this installment of 1000 Crazy Questions!

(Red) -Youtuber, Podcaster and Personality the Zax Pearson from “The Token Podcast” enters the hot seat and shares how he really feels about Pop Culture, Fast-food joints, Gaming and politics at large!

Be Batman or Spider-Man?  Get your nudes leaked or have to leak someone else’s nudes? What does our modern society value most and do our elected officials reflect that? What is the WORST Anime to live in as a “normal person”?

All these topics here and more in this episode of 1000 Crazy Questions.

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Working in the adult industry for 2 decades will give you some stories lol. Join my guest author and producer Vic Lagina and I as we discuss the themes of his book “Filthy” and the terrible would you rather questions that come with the territory.

Be able to read minds while you’re drunk or fly high? Get to hook up with anyone you desire or find true love? Be a 8 man P*****T**** victim or in the middle of a Human C******** ???

All the horrible answers a boatload more lot more in this installment of 1000 Crazy Questions.

[Content Warning of Topics:]

• National tragedies Ex: the Titanic & 911
• Parental death
• Sex and fetishes

What colors correspond to what emotions?  What the heck is an Ideasphere?? What if all the animals disappeared tomorrow? And Would You Rather be in a Musical or fall into an episode of the Twilight Zone??? 

Click through for some brain food, here on this non-esoteric, calculus free installment of 1000 Crazy Questions ;)!

Would you rather be the Fastest Reader or the Fastest Talker? M.F.K: Sugar, Salt or Fat? WYR: Have a perfect smile, learn how to dance or just take the cold hard cash$$;P?  All these things and so soo much more, in this installment of 1000CrazyQuestions! 

What is the funniest animal on a scale of 1 to 10? Would you rather be Deaf or Blind?  What are some common misunderstanding in the disabled community? Is there really a farting sound matching game on Google?? Click through and find out.

Would You Rather never pay taxes again or have diplomatic immunity? Have free gas for a year never get sunburnt? Be able to interpret dreams or have super strength.  Why is there anything in the universe? like at all??

All of these questions become answers in this 1000 Crazy Questions Installment.

These relationship coaches put their own connection to the test as they and find out what the other would rather do in the wackiest scenarios.

Summer or Winter? If you can only succeed in two, what takes the most precedence in life: Family, Health or Career? Would you rather, Wake up married to your "hall pass" or permanently switch bodies with your partner??

All these questions and a whole lot more in this episode of 1000 Crazy Questions.

What is the worst way to break up with someone?  Know the When or How of your death? Poop candy or vomit dollar coins?  Are you allergic to a whole nation of people of permanently smelling like bologna??

All these hard-hitting queries and more answered in this episode of 1000CrazyQuestions. 

What animal are you wearing as a hat?  Which celebrity is what drink?  Is everyone going to know about your love life or your finances?  The Power of Flight or Super Healing C**???

All these "answers" and more in this installment of 1000 Crazy Questions. 

Always eat everything hot or everything cold? What would you do if you could create life from nothing? If God makes no mistakes, what was that whole dinosaur thing about? Do aliens exists?  Would you rather get the Job or Jesus treatment??

All these prodigal questions and more in this installment of 1000 Crazy Questions.

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No knees vs No elbows? Smash She-Hulk or Elphaba from Wicked? Which Disney movie is the most problematic? And can the next generation actually adapt to the chaos of our increasingly digital world and perception of reality??  

All these questions served to you fresh as one big hot mess, in this episode of 1000 Crazy Questions!

Do books make you dumber? What Greek god are you picking for a parent? Are you going back to being 10 years old or getting everyone’s honest opinion of you? Do you live in your own "Truman Show" or are you freezing your body for science?

All of these queries and more in this installment of 1000 Crazy Questions!

Do you want to fly like Peter Pan or receive 3 new sports cars? What are the last words and last things you'd want to hear on this earth?  Donald Trump (yeah, just Donald Trump, start the episode and you'll see...)?

Things certainly get dark and strange here on this episode of 1000 Crazy Questions.

What is a Futurist anyway, and can you become one?  Is mother nature speaking to us but just too softly for us to hear?  When is blowing up innocent animals justified?  Does Time exist??  And if someone is going to, who should be ruling the world???

All of these answers can be found in your near future, in this EP of 1000 Crazy Questions.

Prepare your ears for a no-holds-barred (and maybe controversial ;) conversation about accents, living in LA, explosive stares and why Germans are allowed to drive naked in their cars.

Should we really be able to separate music from the artists? Are you adding an extra body part to your forehead or calling Everyone you meet "mommy & daddy"?  What song could be the one to unite all of humanity??

Find out all these things and so much more in this episode of 1000 Crazy Questions.

Which horror movie villain would make the most caring father? Why is Hulk Hogan giving you a not so nice visit every time you drop something? WYR have Spiders nest in your in your ears or a live fish trapped in your bladder?? All of these horrific questions quelled in this episode of

1000 Crazy Questions!

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Does evil exist or is it all Gods fault? Do you want the Freddy Krueger or Pinhead beauty treatment? Animal cruelty or Elder abuse?? How could anyone possibly answer these questions!?

Click the button to find out here on 1000 Crazy Questions.

Will you obtain True love or be automatically kind to everyone? Be turned into a embarrassing meme or flop on Live T.V?  And are you losing your hair or directing your own bio-pic naked?? 

All of these questions answered in this fresh installment of 1000 Crazy questions!

Do you gain a life long nemesis or lose a memory every time you sneeze?  Do want to be the world's best lover Or world's best fighter? Which state, (if you had to choose of course) should be wiped off of the U.S map..?  

All the wrong answers and more in this episode of 1000 Crazy questions?

What new animal are you creating if you had the ability to?  Do you want Astro projection or Psychic powers?  Would you want to know when and how you're going to die?  And why is it socially acceptable to kill a coach roach but not a Ladybug??

All the answers to these and way many more questions discovered, in this episode of 1000 Crazy questions.

Do you know how to train a dragon or were you gifted your father's old elegant lightsaber? Do you hold a favor over your worst enemies' head or a carry a case of voodoo dolls of everyone you know? What options were presented that made J.V become a eunuch?? Are you rocking Cow nipples or a Baboons' bottom?

All this madness answered and more in this episode of 1000 Crazy Questions.

Drop in to listen to test prep coach, former NY comic, and hip-hop artist, special guest; Jesse Hartman and I as we explore these all equally important and pressing questions.

All the answers and more in this session of 1000 Crazy questions!

There's only one way to find out...

Director of Combover: The Movie, and producer of the Bizarre foods w/ Andrew Zimmerman series; This weeks guest is behind the camera genius Chris Marino.

Find out all the answers to your questions and more in this no-holds-barred episode of 1000 Crazy Questions. 

Well hold on to that thought, because special guest this week David Beckemyer; Host of the Outrage Overload Podcast, is an expert in political polarization, media literacy and focuses on reducing toxic outrage and promoting civil discourse.  As we near the end of this holiday season, lets try and discover mutual ground on theses wholesome and uniting topics:

Can/should we change our two party system?  How many of those conspiracy theories are real?  Is world peace possible? Cats vs dogs!?

All these answers and more in this episode of 1000 Crazy Questions.

Do you own a Marry Poppins bag, or a dress literally made up of 2 million dollars?  What marks have you made on this world and what will you be remembered for?  Magically earn a law degree or a medical license?  Is age really just a number?? 

All these answers and more in this episode of 1000 Crazy Questions!

Tune into this everything but vanilla episode to hear the answers you never-nude you had.

What’s the maximum number of partners a person can have?  Nine lives or always receive free food? Make people "lose" with a look or fly a witch's broom?  Poly answers and more on this episode of 1000Crazy?s

What instrument should be installed as president?  What even is art?  Pick the Green lantern ring or have Avatar element bending powers?  Should we still be saying the "N-word" or cut that S**t out?

All these answers and even crazier ones on this episode of 1000Crazy?s

Is it more dangerous to lament your mistakes or miss potential opportunities?  Master a skill set or live in your dream house?  Should there be a speed limit set in place if people were able to fly? 

All these answers and more in this episode of 1000Crazy?s

Become a Ghostbuster or a Twilight werewolf?  Which afterlife is the most favorable in all of Horror?  Why do we like getting scared...?  Be a patient of Dr. Jekyll's or Dr. Frankenstein?  Which household item are you possessing for eternity and which veggies correspond to which monster!!?

All of these answers and so much more in this spooky episode. >:-)

Is it better to be more creative or ambitious to achieve success?  What skills from different directors who you take for yourself?  If drinking water and alcohol suddenly switched their roles would your bank account be ready for it?  Get instant respect when naked or always have a Hype-man?? 

All these answers and more in this episode of 1000Crazy?s.

How does your sense of music affect your sense of style?  Growl like a dog or purr like a cat?  Be a true empath or have everyone automatically trust you?  And why does the most beautiful woman in world in the world smell like bacon??

All these answers and more in this episode of 1000Crazy?s

What is it like to have a perfect family? Live in your hometown forever or always be "on the move".   Would you trade away all of your expert taste to be a pro athlete?  And WHAT IS THE TRUTH!?

All these answers and more in the this episode of 1000Crazy?s

Host SNL or meet the sitting U.S president?  What T.V show are you going to spend the rest of your life in?  Are your arms constantly falling off or does your voice sound like an old telephone?  

All these answers and more on this episode of 1000 Crazy Questions.

Tune in as we discuss the benefits of trying new things, the rewards of living life to the fullest and how having swords for arms might get in the way of having fruitful relationships.

All these topics and much more in this episode of 1000?

Is it better to become a citizen of Zombieland or join in this year’s next annual Purge?  Is Ketchup the most valuable sauce for your chicken nuggets?  Coca Cola Vs Pepsi?!  What question makes AJ break the #1 rule of the show??

All these answers and more in this installment of 1000 Crazy Questions!

Sensitivity Warning:  This episode contains some jokes and topics that can be considered crude. Viewer discretion is advised. 

Also what are the giant tattoos across our chest going to read? 

Tune in, nerd out and enjoy!

All in this episode of 1000? ;)

How would you run and where do you place our own country?  What does it take to leave the grid?  Is wearing a shirt entirely made out of underwear crazier than just walking around in your boxers?

All these incredible questions answered in this episode of 1k Crazy Questions!

What would you choose if you could have your own T-800 pal or a real-life hoverboard?  Would you look better cruising around in the Starship Enterprise or in the Millilumen Falcon?  What would you do if you could control all of space-time or could freely hop around to different Dimensions?

Pop this CD into your Walk-man, take a listen, and join the discussion.

Money V Happiness?    Toy Story reality Vs afterlife in CoCo?    What constitutes a fulfilling life?  And finally Doritos Vs Pringles!

All these answers and more in this episode of 1000?

Death by Magic Wardrobe or Board Game? Feel No Pleasure or cause No pain? Did you just give birth to that adult??

All these answers and more in this episode of 1000?

Can A.I create a Wager caliber "Total Work of Art"?  Could we have learned how to fly before we were building pyramids? What is Beyoncé's role in all of this??

All these answers and more in this episode of 1000?

Always be late or unprepared?  Live with a constant laugh track or a narrator in your head?  Terrified screaming food or a mandatory three-year cooldown after every break up?? 

All these answers and more in this episode of 1000?

Its a new season and things are already off the rails! Kolah Perna (host of the new Stare at the Sun Podcast), my social media manager Jorge, and I have a layback and heated conversation about nonsense. 

What are your greatest fears, Tacos Vs Sandwiches, Baby daddies Vs Body counts? 

All the answers and more in this episode of 1000?

Join me and my Inspirational guest, the mechanical engineer, track star and student body activist, as we dive into a deep conversation about serial killers, permanent hot trash breath, and willfully maintaining the ignorance of the simulated faux of a universe around you. 

All these topics and more in this episode of 1000?

7:50 -   Gills Vs Fireproof skin

17:48 - Get no respect Vs. Dress old and be bald

26.02 - Death Note eyeballs Vs. Die in your sleep

37:55 - No left arm Vs. Nonstop Sexy voice

49:00-  Ria for President

1:03:40 - The Party Pooper

Topic time stamps: 

9:54: Forever alone or wake up old?

15:02: The magical cancel culture light switch.

25:42- Bark bark bark! or lay human eggs? 

32:26: When is a family.. family?

35:41: True love or sending positivity?

43:24: Smiling or a Bad case of the Michael Jacksons?

-Heads up; Episode does contain sponsored ad curtesy of BlueLyte Health.

All these answers and more in this episode of 1000?

Sensibility Content Warning. Towards the end of the episode the triggering topic of suicide is discussed. Listener discretion is advised.

All in this episode of 1000?

-(P.S.) Sound quality is not up to my usual standards, upload bug to be fixed.

Warning: contains exsplict language 

Man's cruel tendency to be corrupted by power, the possible turmoil and inner psyche of pedophiles, our 1st response to extra-terrestrial life, attractive racism, fetish tattoos, and most importantly, the Matrix. All in this episode of 1000?

(Warning: Contains explicit subject manner)

Warning: May contain explicit subject manner)

(Warning: May contain explicit subject matter)

(Warning: Contains explicit subject matter)

The first married couple on the podcast, lets hope the questions don't tear their relationship too far apart. No more breakfast or dinner, smell good or skip the bathroom forever? Wake up old or next to someone new?

All the answers to these and more in this episode of 1000?